1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,416 [CHATTERING] 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,168 Where the hell were you guys last week? 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,995 I think we should have our own kid. 4 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,581 KEVIN: Well, can we start right now? 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,756 You're a loud, mean, vicious bitch. 6 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,505 I will fuck you up. 7 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,927 -Shit. -Shit. 8 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,257 [GUNSHOT] 9 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,218 How about let's teach you a skill? 10 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,632 [EXPLOSION THEN FIONA YELLS] 11 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,970 FIONA: Where's your grandmother? 12 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,510 -Buying supplies. -I'll kill her. 13 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,724 Can't we call the police, tell them about the meth lab? 14 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,307 -What happened? -ER doc says cancer. 15 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,483 Stage IV, pancreatic. Doesn't have long. 16 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,060 Can you do something for me? 17 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,987 Get rid of Jody. Everything he does is bugging me. 18 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,694 Aah! Get out. 19 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,360 The Pentagon says it's okay to be gay, but you're too chicken to let anyone know. 20 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,242 -I'm not trapped by some pregnant skank. -Fuck you. 21 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,540 Lip, come on, wake up. First day of school. 22 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:44,787 -Dropped out. -What? 23 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,039 Gotta get a job, take care of Karen and my kid. 24 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,920 ADAM: You two are married? -Married? 25 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,088 -Why didn't you meet me? FIONA: I was on my way. 26 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,711 STEVE: What happened? FIONA: Doesn't matter. 27 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,751 -I love you. -Don't. 28 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,349 Frank? 29 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,348 My mother has cancer. 30 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,430 The bad kind? 31 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,016 As opposed to? 32 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,269 I'm gonna be an orphan. 33 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,070 Well... 34 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:41,985 ...things worked out for Oliver Twist. And Annie. 35 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:47,119 She found a way to abandon me one last time. 36 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,576 The sun'|| come out. Just like the song says. 37 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,164 God. 38 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,711 You know how many years I've prayed for this moment? 39 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,588 I'll be free. 40 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,338 Well, this might not be nice to say... 41 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:08,848 ...but if anyone deserves cancer, it's your mother. 42 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,189 Where's Grammy? 43 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,269 Frank took her to Sheila's. She was having trouble breathing. 44 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,611 Will the chemicals give us emphysema? 45 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,491 Probably, but we won't know for 50 years. 46 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:24,822 [THUDDING] 47 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,533 FIONA: Carl, the team gives you one helmet... 48 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,869 ...and if you break it, we can't afford to replace it. 49 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,371 -Don't matter. Season's over. -What? 50 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,748 His coach got arrested for exposing himself. 51 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:38,924 He was peeing behind the shed, couple of 7-year-old girls saw it. 52 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,673 I don't get it. Half the world has penises. 53 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,004 Why do people get so upset about seeing them? 54 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,714 -Context. CARL: What's that? 55 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,141 When, how, where and with who. 56 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,844 Ian, you played. You could coach. 57 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,931 I can't. I gotta work after school, bud, sorry. 58 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:57,018 -You're going to school early? -Chemistry study group. 59 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,104 -Can you coach? -I know nothing about football. 60 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,314 It's just boys crashing into one another. 61 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,367 With pads, and some.... Some rules. 62 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,240 -Ask Lip. -He won't do it. 63 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,162 Eh, wake him and ask. Can't hurt. 64 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,036 -Lip! -I could've done that. 65 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,038 Upstairs, please. 66 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:15,744 ISIGHS] 67 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,919 Morning, Mom. 68 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,468 -Where's the pisser? -Upstairs. 69 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:26,755 Oh, that's not happening. Get me a bucket. 70 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,435 [SHEILA CLEARS THROAT] 71 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,727 -I heard you have cancer. -Yeah. 72 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,482 -I hope it's painful. -Your wish is granted. 73 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,858 You've got two more. Don't waste them. 74 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,315 You'll be back in your bed by tonight. 75 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,527 The chemical smell from the explosion will be over by then. 76 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,661 [PEGGY COUGHING] 77 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,618 That's not the flu, is it? 78 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,247 Nope, just my body feeding on itself. 79 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,079 Sheila makes a top-notch breakfast. 80 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,631 I'm good with my smokes and coffee. 81 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,208 We don't smoke in the house. 82 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,010 Well, good, I won't have to share. 83 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,639 Come on. Right there. 84 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,092 Ah. 85 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,555 [URINATING] 86 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,138 FRANK: Jeez. Uh.... -Where you going? 87 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,932 The store. Replenish your smokes. 88 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,063 Fifteen minutes. I'm timing you. 89 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:25,648 And get me a new Bic. A blue one, not pink like that last one. 90 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,109 OJ, Frank, no pulp. 91 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,287 Hey, numb—nuts. Toilet paper. 92 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,456 I'm not gonna drip—dry. 93 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,083 [FRANK EXHALES SHARPLY] 94 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,996 -Oh, Kleenex. -The best for the best. 95 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,580 PEGGY: Okay. 96 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,041 [PEGGY COUGHING] 97 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,876 How do you take your coffee? 98 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,258 With Baileys or not at all. 99 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,509 I have some Bacardi. 100 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,090 Pepsi to mix it with? 101 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,016 Fresca. 102 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,603 For fuck's sake. 103 00:05:56,815 --> 00:06:00,273 Fresca it is, Twiggy. 104 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,059 ISIGHS] 105 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,485 CARL: Couldn't wake him. 106 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,657 Debbie, brush your teeth. Tell Lip that ice cubes are going down his shirt next. 107 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,201 He's missed a week of school already. 108 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,325 STEVE: Morning, Gallaghers. Who likes coffee and doughnuts? 109 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,248 All right. Double latte, two sugars. 110 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,247 -What the fuck are you doing? STEVE: We were out getting coffees. 111 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,830 I thought, "Why not pop by and give the kids a ride like the old days?" 112 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,757 -No heads up so I could put pants on? -I like no pants. 113 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,053 -Dude, your wife is standing right there. -No English. 114 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,722 [IN PORTUGUESE] 115 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,229 -Does she ever leave your side? -Uh, bought a coffee for Lip. 116 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:43,517 -Please stop trying to make this seem normal. LIAM: Ah. 117 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,903 [IN PORTUGUESE] 118 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,988 Lip won't get up. Ooh. 119 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,989 Thanks for the doughnuts, Jimmy. 120 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,163 You know what, I get it. You think it's funny to call me Jimmy... 121 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,411 ...but I think it's time to give it a rest. 122 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,961 -Fat chance, Jim-Jam. -Yeah, yummy doughnuts, Jimbo. 123 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,503 -Not doing this. -Doing what? 124 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:11,837 This. Was there some signal I sent you that suggested popping by would be cool? 125 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:15,015 Ijust wanted to bring you a coffee. 126 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:17,057 Start the day right. 127 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,093 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 128 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,934 Figure out that chick who's sitting on my sofa wearing your ring... 129 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,981 ...and then we'll talk. 130 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,356 [IN PORTUGUESE] 131 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,073 Who wants a ride to school? 132 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,320 DEBBIE & CARL: I do. 133 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:34,821 Great, let's go. 134 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,620 I'm gonna figure this out. Just don't give up on me. 135 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,326 Please stop talking. 136 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,792 STEVE: Let's go. 137 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,331 Lip! 138 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:48,419 -All right. Dig the helmet, Carl. -You play any ball growing up? 139 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,126 -Carl, don't. -Junior high. Flanker. 140 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,803 -What's a flanker? -It's a white wide receiver. 141 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,883 Hey, you doing anything this afternoon? 142 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,014 -Carl. -What? We need a coach. 143 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,811 -For what? CARL: Pop Rec Warner League. 144 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,771 -Flag? -Helmet to helmet. 145 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,600 -Fiona go to the games? -Never misses one. 146 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,653 -Call me coach. CARL: Awesome. 147 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,531 Not a smart move, Jimmy. 148 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,881 [G RU NTI NG AND PANTING] 149 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,803 Hello, boys. 150 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:49,268 Front door was locked, so I came in the back. No pun intended. 151 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,108 Might wanna check the locks. 152 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:13,334 Um, I see that you're preoccupied, so why don't we put this little loan on my tab? 153 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,884 As you were, sailors. 154 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,388 FIONA: Lip. 155 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,015 ISIGHS] 156 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,472 -Jesus. FIONA: I've covered for you... 157 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,641 ...whiIe you've been going through this, but enough. 158 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,603 You've been lying here a week. Shit is what we go through. 159 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,689 -Still gotta get shit done. -Is that from a Toby Keith song? 160 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,992 -School, now. -I dropped out. 161 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,995 -It's your senior year. You're graduating. -No. 162 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,120 -Get up and get to school. -You quit. 163 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,793 Because Mom and Dad were hooked on Oxy. You were 13. 164 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,461 Don't try to win this argument. 165 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,004 You got the golden ticket. 166 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,003 You know it and I know it. 167 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,425 I'm gonna get a job. 168 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,968 After you graduate. 169 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,671 I don't need another year of crappy public education. 170 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,507 Here's the way life works. 171 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,720 -Mm. -You suck it up. 172 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,635 You do your work. You get your diploma. 173 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,347 That little piece of paper tells every person who wanted to quit school... 174 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,603 ...you can follow through and finish something. 175 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,152 Well, you don't have yours and you're doing fine. 176 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,821 I'm gonna stab you in the chest. You're graduating. 177 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,695 -I didn't and I still regret it. -Well, who's stopping you? 178 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,531 Uh, Debbie, Carl, Liam, you. 179 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,408 Hey, don't do me any favors. 180 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,410 You're going back to school. 181 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,958 Fine. I'll go back when you do. Ah. 182 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,250 What? 183 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,294 You get your diploma, I'll get mine. 184 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,917 Sheila can help out with Liam. 185 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,170 Debbie and Carl can take care of themselves. 186 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,002 I'll go back. You go back. 187 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,337 We'll graduate together. 188 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,923 Walk down the aisle all "Pomp and Circumstance"... 189 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,633 ...hand in hand. 190 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:51,307 -All right. Fuck it. Sure. -Great. 191 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,188 Put Liam in his stroller, we'll hit the registrar's office. 192 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,860 -Hey, Fi. -Huh? 193 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,784 We gotta kill him. Fuck off. Look, nobody will miss Frank anyway. 194 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,112 Shoot him in the head, dump him in the river. 195 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,617 He has a lousy memory, he's probably forgotten. 196 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,370 Can't chance that. 197 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,122 -I'll talk to him. -Cut his hands off, pull his teeth... 198 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,670 -...can't be identified. IAN: I'll take care of it. 199 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,253 My uncle works at the foundry, he'll dump the teeth in the chrome plating vat. 200 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,209 You need this job for your probation. 201 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,843 No, what I need is to take care of Frank and his big mouth. 202 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,050 Stay here. This won't take long. 203 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:35,651 Go to Miss Mclntyre's study hall in Room 392, give her this from me. 204 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,524 Fill out your course selections and bring it back. 205 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,696 Quickly. You've already missed a week. 206 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,399 -Good luck, sis. -Miss Gallagher. 207 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,201 -So you quit during yourjunior year. FIONA: Uh, halfway through. 208 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,244 I came in and explained the situation. 209 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,164 I don't keep track of quitters. Got enough on my plate. 210 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,001 How many credits do I need to get a diploma? 211 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,079 Uh, It looks to be about 38. 212 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,917 You have English, Trig, World History, Earth Sciences. 213 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,425 You're gonna be busy. 214 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,046 Is there a night school here where I can do that? 215 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,843 Why don't you just take the GED? 216 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,345 It's for the quitters. 217 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,763 Uh—huh. 218 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,428 As good as getting your diploma? 219 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,357 No, but it shows you know most of what someone would have learned in school. 220 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,150 Proves you're not a total loser. 221 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,695 It's just a test? Something you can do in one day? 222 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:21,942 Less than a day. 223 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,273 This is a practice test. 224 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,200 If you can pass it, you won't even need to take a prep course. 225 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,448 Okay- 226 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,619 [FOOTSTEPS] 227 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,500 Jack Daniel's and orange juice mix better than I imagined. 228 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:45,052 Mickey's upset. He thinks you're gonna tell people what you saw. 229 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,678 -Take this in to your grandmother. -I'm serious. 230 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,305 Keep the money, I'll pay Linda myself. 231 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,390 If you don't wanna go in, I don't blame you. 232 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,473 Just lean it against the door and ring the bell. 233 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,934 Ding dong ditch it. 234 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,492 [DOORBELL RINGS] 235 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,834 ISIGHS] 236 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,303 [KAZOO TOOTS] 237 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,768 Coast clear? 238 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,061 [TOOTS TWICE] 239 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,939 Is twice yes or no? I forgot. 240 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,316 [TOOTS THREE TIMES] 241 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,782 PEGGY: Enough with the kazoo. 242 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,618 Coast is clear. 243 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,292 [DOUBLE DAGGER'S "CAMOUFLAGE" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 244 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,748 [CHUCKLES] 245 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,209 Even get along long 246 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,543 [DOOR CLOSES] 247 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,753 [CHUCKLING] 248 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,043 Hey. You guys got plans today? 249 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,675 Was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it. 250 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,473 -I need help killing somebody. -Someone we care about? 251 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,550 -No. -Knife, gun, or tire iron? 252 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,136 Gun's safest. 253 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,018 -Mm. Not with today's forensics. -Fine, a knife. 254 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,145 Lot of blood. One drop left behind, that's life in the joint. 255 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,023 Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy? 256 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,653 -Kidnap and strangle. -Perfect. 257 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,407 Where's your rophenol? 258 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,080 I ran out. That quinceafiera over at Jamie's. 259 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,283 I got plenty of duct tape. 260 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,167 Get it. 261 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,295 -Thought you dropped out. -Uh, made a deal with Fiona. 262 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,595 She'll blow her end and I'll be back home chilling in a week. 263 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,549 I'm gonna give the baby up for adoption. 264 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,260 Sometimes I wonder if getting high... 265 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,064 ...makes it easier for me to keep up with you or more difficult. 266 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,937 I thought I was in love with Jody. I'm not. 267 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,986 I thought it would be cool to have a baby and love it. 268 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,154 But no. I suck at it. 269 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,949 I thought about aborting it, but I'm this far along... 270 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,574 ...and even though I don't want it, other people probably do... 271 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:20,830 ...so I figure why not suck it up a few more months, vag it out and sell it? 272 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,960 Vag it out? 273 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,663 The truth hurts, but it's still the truth. 274 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,504 Well, you know, if you are gonna let the baby live... 275 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,257 ...maybe you should stop smoking weed. 276 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:36,720 Weren't Monica and Frank on acid the whole time you were in vitro? 277 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,139 Shrooms, mostly. 278 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,598 Well, you wanna go to some adoption agencies with me later? 279 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,026 I need someone to play the dad, sign the paperwork. 280 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,229 You could help me pick out a good buyer. 281 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,067 Oh. 282 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,449 -Mr. Healey, how goes it? -Later. 283 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,109 [BELL CHIMES] 284 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,080 HEALEY: For goodness‘ sake. 285 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,203 What the hell is this schedule you signed up for? 286 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,416 -Woodworking? Auto Repair? Welding? -Yeah, I'm just trying to learn the skills... 287 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,093 ...that can make me a productive member of the working class, Mr. H. 288 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,843 You, as my guidance counselor, should appreciate that. 289 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,801 You have any idea what it's like to be a guidance counselor in this shithole? 290 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,309 I get one National Merit Scholar every nine years. 291 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:28,109 So there's not a chance you're not gonna live up to your goddamn potential. 292 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,562 Feeling very ‘'0 Captain! My Captain!" are we? 293 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:34,365 I had a teacher who took a special interest in me when I was your age. 294 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,068 I'm sorry to hear that. He use a condom or...? 295 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,653 It was a woman, smart-ass. 296 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,993 And she showed me the way out. 297 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,825 Changed my life. 298 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,252 Yet you still ended up in this job? 299 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,835 I had 22 years in the Coast Guard before I got here. 300 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,966 And I retired a lieutenant commander. 301 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,382 -Wow. -You're gonna take Physics... 302 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,593 ...Probability and Statistics, Advanced Chemistry. 303 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,383 And you're gonna take the ACT. 304 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:07,099 And you're gonna get into either Yale or Harvard or MIT on a full academic ride. 305 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,691 Give me your hand. 306 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,486 At what point did you realize that your name, Dick... 307 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,780 ...had become a euphemism for cock? 308 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,279 Watch your mouth. 309 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,532 The ice you're standing on is cracking all around you, Philip. 310 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,414 And I won't stand around and watch you drown. 311 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,619 [BELL CHIMES] 312 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,750 Get to class. 313 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,426 Boys, I'm the biggest munchkin in Munchkinland. 314 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,471 Verging on jigging, while that falling house called cancer... 315 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:43,723 ...is about to crush the wickedest witch on the South Side, my mother, Margaret. 316 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,098 Cheers. 317 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,308 [MAN CLAPS] 318 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,722 Mm. 319 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,524 -Fabulous Bloody Mary, Kev. -Three dollars, Frank. 320 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,398 -Know why I ordered a Bloody Mary? -You lack vitamins. 321 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,106 I used to make these for Mother on Sundays. Every Sunday. 322 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,660 Horseradish, celery, tomato juice, vodka. Four fingers worth. 323 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,160 I'd bring it to her in her chair like she was the queen of Spain. 324 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,992 —Spain got rid of their royalty. -Three dollars, Frank. 325 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,999 I'd bring her her Bloody Mary, she'd sniff it... 326 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:15,925 ...and then stick the tippity tip of her tongue in it, testing it... 327 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:19,721 ...and if I didn't get itjust right, I'd get a smack. 328 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,131 -Yeah, she looked like she'd be a spanker. FRANK: Ho-ho-ho. 329 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,221 No, no, not a spanking. 330 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,974 Thought it was half-ass corporal punishment. 331 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,145 Thought if you wanna make an impression... 332 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,144 ...you gotta hit kids where it hurts. 333 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,225 In the face with a closed fist... 334 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,358 ...not in the ass with all that padding. 335 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:40,066 I wish I could punch my kid in the face. Looks just like my ex-wife. 336 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,449 Tommy, you realize other people can hear you when you speak, right? 337 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,623 If I was off with even one part of her recipe, smack. 338 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,872 Deal was, if I didn't cry the first time, she'd stop. 339 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:55,001 But if I flinched or shed a tear, another smack. 340 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:59,711 Had a foster dad, once shaved half my head when I broke curfew. 341 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,431 -Looked kind of badass, though. -Flinch? Smack. 342 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,885 Misty? Smack. Yelp? Smack. 343 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,518 Every Sunday without fail. 344 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,312 Bloody Mary Sunday. 345 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,857 Gotta piss. Watch my eggs. 346 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,738 [BLUES MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 347 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,658 Are those the good memories of his mother or the bad ones? 348 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,577 -Interchangeable, apparently. KEVIN: What's happening, boys? 349 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,530 -You seen Frank? -Frank who? 350 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,583 Don't give me "Frank who?" How many people come here named Frank? 351 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:31,955 Don't get salty, sweetie. 352 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,413 There's Frank Stitson, the substitute math teacher who loves sudoku. 353 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,251 There's Frank Salmon, who comes in on Thursdays with his softball buddies. 354 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,006 And there's Frank Migneault. 355 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,884 Retired air traffic controller, playing pool. 356 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,800 -Frank Gallagher. -Check the Rusty Hammer. 357 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,930 They got happy hour breakfast 9 to 11. 358 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,727 He's a bargain drinker. 359 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,014 [CHATTERING] 360 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,949 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 361 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,408 You pat her down for weapons? 362 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:12,496 -She'll be gone by dinner. -My grandfather died of lung cancer. 363 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,078 Lived with him the last three months. Brutal. 364 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,251 Was it chilly in the tent last night? 365 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,794 JODY: Not too bad. 366 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,093 Has, uh, Karen mentioned me? 367 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,716 But you keep believing. 368 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,718 Slow and steady wins the race. 369 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,424 Not often. 370 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,809 -You need the bucket? -No. 371 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,764 I'm gonna climb the stairs for this one. 372 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,316 Owl 373 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:38,775 Ooh! 374 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,654 PEGGY: Ah. Ah. SHEILA: Are you okay? 375 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,111 JODY: There you go. PEGGY: I don't need help. 376 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,363 JODY: How about a glass of water, then? 377 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,698 [BOTH GRUNT] 378 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,114 SHEILA: What is that smell? Did someone step in dog doo? 379 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,324 JODY: Not me. 380 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,465 Let's get you upstairs and clean you up. 381 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,466 Aah! Oh! Oh! 382 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:10,558 -Ooh! -Let me-- Let me draw you a bath. 383 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,138 I'm gonna get you a bath, sweetie, Let me get you a bath. 384 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,681 Do you have something for the pain? 385 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:21,565 They gave me some Vicodin, but I don't wanna be all doped up. 386 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,238 -I can get you something stronger. -No. 387 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,693 Aahi 388 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,195 Okay- 389 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,369 [DOOR OPENS] 390 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,991 Open a window. Smells like a meth lab. I'm getting high just standing here. 391 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,122 Lean into it. It's a manageable high. 392 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,002 Who's boning a barista? 393 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,376 Steve brought by coffees and his wife. 394 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,503 -Bad times. -He doesn't give up, does he? 395 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,050 He's trying to wear me down. 396 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,969 Keeps showing up hoping I'll find him too irresistible. 397 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,423 When guys get focused, it's hard to get them off. 398 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,101 They have one-task minds. Kevin turned down a blowjob today. 399 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,303 He only wants to get off inside me now. 400 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,266 Obsessed with saving his spunk for having a baby. 401 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,817 Look at you, the romantic. 402 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,521 It's one thing talking about a baby. Another having to raise it from scratch. 403 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,407 -I don't know ifl got it. -You'd be a kick-ass mother. 404 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:13,283 So much shit you gotta know. SIDS. Sleep habits. Tooth decay. Bullying. 405 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,324 You work in a nursing home. It's like taking care of old people in reverse. 406 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,534 You did great with Ethel and Jonah. 407 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,167 Come on, imagine your own kid that looks like the two of you combined. 408 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,089 That will be one drop-dead gorgeous child... 409 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,340 -...l'|| give you that. -Mm-hm. 410 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,752 -What you doing? -Studying. 411 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,341 What? You taking your GED? All right, Fi. 412 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,228 Made a deal with Lip that I'd go back to school if he did. You'll quiz me? 413 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:40,897 Who was the fourth president of the United States? 414 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,317 -John Quincy Adams. -James Madison. 415 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,396 Jasmine was right. I should just have some rich dude knock me up. 416 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,732 -We could be barefoot and pregnant together. -Heh-heh. 417 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,070 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 418 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,494 -Frank here? -No. 419 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,453 When's he gonna be back? 420 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:03,288 For as long as I've been alive, I haven't known the answer to that question. 421 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,921 Fuck. 422 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,847 That is the dirtiest white boy in America. 423 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,926 WOMAN: You have made a great choice to honor the budding life inside you. 424 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,514 Hm. Time will tell. 425 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,687 I'm sure we'll find the baby a good home. 426 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,982 -Can you find me one? WOMAN: Heh. 427 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,768 The Catholic couple that we'll place your baby with... 428 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,525 ...has most likely struggled to get pregnant. 429 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,904 So they are committed to having a family. 430 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,486 Now, um, are you limited to, uh, only Catholic families? 431 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,321 Or can other people apply? 432 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,078 We do attempt to find families of faith first. 433 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,159 Yeah, cool. So how much do we get? 434 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:46,418 We'll be sure to place your baby with parents who can support it. 435 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,716 Yeah, you said that. 436 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,168 How much do we get... 437 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,877 ...for the baby? 438 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,468 This is a chance to celebrate a life. 439 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,341 So no money? 440 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:04,683 Oxy and Percocet, Valium, yikes. 441 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,483 I also got an IV morphine drip. 442 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,728 Got a lot of friends I've met in programs that end in the letter A. 443 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,069 -You still wanna shower? -No, I'm gonna hit the tent. 444 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,491 Karen could be home soon. 445 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,785 I don't wanna upset her and blow my chances. 446 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,196 SHEILA: Oh.... 447 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:22,492 |'m-- I'm gonna talk to her about keeping the baby... 448 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:26,078 —...and about keeping you in her life. -Thanks, Mom. 449 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,916 -You'd be an incredible daddy. -I've always wanted to be. 450 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,426 [GROANING] 451 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,802 Take this. 452 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,555 Wash it down. 453 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,352 [PEGGY GROANING] 454 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:50,436 She should really be in hospice. 455 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,941 [GROANS] 456 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:56,826 God, life isjust so.... Just grrrr. 457 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:01,239 You know, like, sometimes don't you just wanna shake your fists at it? 458 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:05,042 Why does it have to be so hard for people? 459 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,710 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 460 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,930 SHEILA: Oh.... -It's gonna be all right. 461 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,645 Let's don't start lying to each other now. 462 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,365 FRANK: Walked in on my mother and my sixth grade teacher having sex once. 463 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,991 That'|| teach you not to play hooky. 464 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,414 My mother's nipples were the size of sand dollars. 465 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,414 [CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 466 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,873 She was on top, riding him. He's underneath... 467 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:56,051 ...bucking like a horse who knows it's headed for the glue factory. 468 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,675 She didn't even tell me to leave the room. 469 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,685 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 470 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,312 Tell Fiona you're coaching, Jimmy? 471 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,640 -Don't you tell her everything? -Family first. 472 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,272 Those of us with one name find that easy. 473 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:15,355 Haven't told her about this. Wasn't sure you were gonna show. 474 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,735 I'm just trying to give back to the community. 475 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:20,533 Help some disadvantaged kids learn a great American sport. 476 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,069 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 477 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:25,410 [IN PORTUGUESE] 478 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,664 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 479 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:29,414 -Yo. When do we get to tackle? -Soon. Take a knee. 480 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:35,754 All right, boys, football is all about who wants it more. 481 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:39,553 When you tackle, aim low, hit hard. 482 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,801 Who thinks they're man enough to take me? 483 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,100 -You don't have pads on. -We're just doing a walk-through, okay? 484 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,477 [STEVE GRUNTS] 485 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,473 [GROANS] 486 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,016 Clean hit. I like it. 487 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,229 [KIDS LAUGHING] 488 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:57,442 Oh, man. I wish I had had a girl coach. 489 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:58,943 I'd totally tap that. 490 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,195 Yeah. Yeah, I love long hair. 491 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:06,201 No, no, no, the one with the little brunette pixie-ish cut. 492 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:10,785 Yeah, like a 1963 brunette Mia Farrow. 493 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:15,794 No titties, all ass. Just sit and spin her all night long. 494 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:19,217 -Heaven. -I think that's a dude. 495 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,191 WOMAN: Start by filling out these. 496 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:41,149 Now, uh, do you check, uh, the families for, you know, um, alcohol and drug abuse? 497 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:44,075 Make sure they have enough income to feed it and stuff? 498 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,448 We do. 499 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:50,875 Right, and, uh, are the families mostly in the Chicago area or the whole state? 500 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,077 What's it matter? We're getting rid of it. 501 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:57,665 Heh. You gonna stalk it at its Little League games? 502 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:01,961 -Have you looked at other options? -Like aborting it? Yeah. 503 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,344 My dad taught me it was murder. The thing does have a heartbeat. 504 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:07,550 Yeah, we went to see the Catholics earlier. 505 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,851 We found out they don't pay anything. 506 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:11,303 Neither do we. 507 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,764 I thought there was a separation of church and state. 508 00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,019 I'm not following. 509 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,398 I get the Catholics went broke with those pedophile lawsuits... 510 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:23,281 ...but how can the government expect me not to smoke or do drugs... 511 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:27,953 ...so that the baby doesn't turn out brain-damaged-future-criminal... 512 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:31,498 ...yet expects me to do all the work for free? 513 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,214 Call my friend Timothy. He's a family attorney. 514 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,295 We can't afford a lawyer. 515 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,843 Tell him Stacy sent you. 516 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:54,601 "Which political action violated the principle of rights of liberty... 517 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,774 ...that evolved from the above excerpt of the Declaration of Independence? 518 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,820 One, in 1857, a Supreme Court ruling promoted the expansion of slavery... 519 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,489 -...in U.S. territories. Two--" -That one. 520 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:08,785 It's a, uh, multiple choice test. Do you wanna hear the other options? 521 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:12,577 It's that one. Hey, Mickey Milkovich came by earlier looking for Frank. 522 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:15,956 All sweaty. Isn't he working at the store while you're at school? 523 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:17,877 When he shows up. 524 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,836 -Why's he looking for Frank? -Probably getting high together. 525 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,045 [DOOR CLOSES] 526 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,632 -Dinner in 15 minutes. -I'm gonna head out for a while. 527 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,304 -Where were you guys? -Football practice. 528 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:31,850 -Thought your coach got arrested. -New guy stepped in, saved the day. 529 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:37,227 -What do you know about football? -You make a pass, sometimes you score. 530 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:41,815 -Ugh. I meant what I said this morning. -We got a big scrimmage tomorrow. 531 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,737 I say that we celebrate the guaranteed victory... 532 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,441 ...by cooking a big Brazilian dinner. Right, Esty? 533 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:49,322 -Esty? -Tomorrow. 534 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,904 Come here. Cook food. 535 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,533 -Eat. Eat. -Poor people. 536 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:56,832 Crack. 537 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,251 I help. 538 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,249 Dude, "poor people"? 539 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,421 -Awesome. -See you tomorrow. 540 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,590 CARL: Can we go bring Grammy back? 541 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,543 She promised to teach us how to palm cards. 542 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,838 Grammy blew up the basement. We could have lost Carl. 543 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,467 She's having a timeout. 544 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:14,176 When you're having a timeout, you don't get to visit with your family. 545 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:18,559 -Yo, you pick out all your classes? -Taking my GED. 546 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:22,147 -Ah, no, that wasn't the deal. -Well, I still gotta earn money. 547 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,602 Food. Utilities. 548 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,904 You finish your senior year, I take the GED. 549 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:29,279 -I didn't agree to an equivalent. -It's good enough for me. 550 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,782 -Fine, then I'll take my GED. -The GED is for quitters, not geniuses. 551 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:36,081 Put the pasta in when the water boils. I have to go study. 552 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:48,131 [WHISPERING] Why is she still here? 553 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,715 [WHISPERING] No one came and picked her up. 554 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,760 -What's with the bed? -Jody set it up. 555 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,967 Mammoth heart, that Jody. 556 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,896 -It smells in here. -I've rinsed the bucket twice already. 557 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:03,771 Get on the kazoo, tell Jody to roll her to a fire station... 558 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,399 ...and safe-haven her ass. 559 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,322 Frank, she's in pain. 560 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,150 -What's all this? -Pills. Jody got them. 561 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:16,705 -He even started an IV drip. Morphine. -How many milligrams? 562 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:22,662 He'd be the kind of son in-law that would take care of us in our later years. 563 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:28,838 Why don't you go upstairs? Get your rest. I'll sit with Mom. 564 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,294 You sure? 565 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,721 She's my mother. 566 00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:35,845 We're a good team, Frank. You and I. 567 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,801 You're a good son. 568 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,307 -Yeah. -Make your peace with her. 569 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,768 I don't think she has a long time. 570 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,717 [LAUGHING] 571 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,063 [CHATTERING] 572 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,443 Why we killing him again? 573 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,654 He raped a girl. 574 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,452 Statutory or catch and release? 575 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:41,539 Shit, he's locking up. No Frank. 576 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,163 KEVIN: Hey, man, you all right? You need a cab? 577 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,089 Shit. 578 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,096 [GRUNTS] 579 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:10,523 IYAWNS] 580 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:11,903 Morning. 581 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:15,983 Meg texted you. Says your last paycheck's in. I told her you'd go get it. 582 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,945 Please don't take my phone, and please don't impersonate me. 583 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:22,452 You left it in the bathroom. Liam almost dropped it in the toilet. 584 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,248 -Where's Ian? DEBBIE: Left early. 585 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,793 CARL: You coming to my scrimmage? -Wouldn't miss it. 586 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,293 Should I bring breakfast to Grammy? She gets hungry after cigarettes. 587 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,750 Sheila has food at her house. She'll feed her. 588 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,550 Lip! Up! 589 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:37,300 Don't have class till 10. I'm gonna go help Kev. 590 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,802 -You like your classes? -I love them. Thanks. 591 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,724 -Welcome. -Learn your state capitals. 592 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,473 -Go fuck yourself. LIP: Will do. 593 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,930 Hey, swing this at my head. I'm trying to strengthen my neck. 594 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,063 Awesome. 595 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,743 I don't have any money. 596 00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:03,864 -You gotta lie low, Frank. -Mother's laying down. 597 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,999 A lot of pain. I-- 598 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,748 I got her pain pills. 599 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,455 Mickey thinks you're gonna tell everybody about what you saw. 600 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:13,832 [LAUGHS] 601 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,838 Men have always had men. 602 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:20,548 Da Vinci, Abe Lincoln, the guy from Hogan's Heroes. 603 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:24,180 Choose a gender and find someone who wants to fuck. 604 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,557 Preferably for free. 605 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,014 Mickey wants to kill you. 606 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,896 I don't want him to go to juvie. Hey. 607 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:33,981 This is bad, Frank. 608 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:38,281 What's happening to my mother is bad. Very, very bad. 609 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,779 Dying is bad. 610 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,449 [FRANK SIGHS] 611 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,829 Try to avoid it, son. 612 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:52,166 It's amazing when you start thinking about babies. 613 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,418 My testicles have never been my ally. 614 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:59,052 It's a whole other thing shifting from screwing just as, you know, screwing... 615 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,588 ...to screwing with the purpose of creating a new person. 616 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,259 You know that, you've proven your sperm can spawn new life. 617 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,809 Well, might not be mine. 618 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,139 It's a little different when the mother doesn't want it. 619 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,098 Karen decide what she want to do yet? 620 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:15,857 We're seeing a family attorney this morning. Ask me again after school. 621 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,778 -You're back in school? -Yeah. 622 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:21,654 -I promised Fiona I'd go back if she did. -Fiona's back in high school? 623 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:25,445 Trying to get her GED. She'll fail, then I can quit again. 624 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:29,032 —She won't fail. She's smart. -Yeah, but not school smart. 625 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:32,039 Who here is gonna go to school if the one smart guy quits? 626 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:34,416 -It's not my problem. -I disagree. 627 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,965 Quit trying to make your life complicated. 628 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,543 Go to school, enjoy being smarter than everyone... 629 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,175 ...become master of the universe. I mean, fuck. 630 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,302 -What if I don't want to be master? -Tough. 631 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,100 You gotta be one of those rich successful dudes... 632 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:52,056 ...and put my kid through college someday. But no pressure. 633 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,645 [LAUGHS] 634 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:56,692 How you feeling? 635 00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:58,311 [MUMBLING] 636 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:04,026 Incredible. Let's go dancing. 637 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,615 [PEGGY GRUNTING] 638 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,790 Christ. I should have ate more salads. 639 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,664 -Do you want me to get you one now? -No. 640 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,329 Did you call Fiona? 641 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:21,385 Well, she seemed reluctant to have you come back home. 642 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:24,713 -Reluctant? -She said you set her house on fire. 643 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,717 Christ. 644 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:33,180 Somehow, I've been banished to ride this out in a stranger's house... 645 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,358 ...where none of my grandkids come to visit me... 646 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:39,402 ...and my son ran away with all the painkillers you brought. 647 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,275 I'm on it. Drug run. 648 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,823 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 649 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,484 He's like a superhero. 650 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,155 And so are you. 651 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,833 Monica, you know, Frank's ex? She was a bitch. 652 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,787 -You're not a bitch. -Thank you. 653 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,256 How do you do that? 654 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,005 The nice thing? 655 00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:07,556 I was a shitty mother. Shitty, shitty, shitty. 656 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,137 But what are you gonna do? Cry? 657 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,563 No. Three of my four sons turned out all right. 658 00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:17,186 None of them are incarcerated currently. 659 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:20,018 So I'm not gonna complain. 660 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:23,900 I'm sorry I pointed that gun at you. 661 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,824 Well... 662 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:33,081 ...I never should have said your coochie smells like sulfur. 663 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,658 664 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,869 Always taken care of myself down there. 665 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,794 Well, don't I know it. 666 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:43,462 [INHALES DEEPLY] 667 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:46,252 Oh, Jesus. Ah. Unh. 668 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,012 -You know what, maybe-- -Aah! 669 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,048 -Let me see if I can get Jody. -Aah! 670 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,434 -Aah. Aah. -Hold on. 671 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:56,847 [TOOTING] 672 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,319 -Where is he? -I have no idea. 673 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:06,273 He's had 24 hours to run his mouth already. Where is he? 674 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:07,528 He won't. 675 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:10,360 If my dad finds out about this, he will kill me himself. 676 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:12,578 Been to 16 bars, the homeless shelter... 677 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,874 ...shantytown under the 'L', your house, where the fuck is he? 678 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,497 -I don't know. -Bullshit! 679 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,163 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 680 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,081 You warned him. 681 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,632 I hate him more than you do. 682 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:29,592 I ain't stealing this. This is less than what I'm owed for my hours this week. 683 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,594 I'm done. Done. Done. 684 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,478 Frank's walked in on Fiona and all of her boyfriends, Lip and his girls. 685 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:39,556 -We got nothing to be ashamed of. -What world do you live in? 686 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:43,360 You can't-- You can't-- You know, I don't want you to-- 687 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:46,153 What did I just say to you? Done is done. 688 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:47,947 You think we're boyfriend and girlfriend? 689 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,324 You're nothing but a warm mouth to me. 690 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:54,784 Sorry I gotta kill your dad, but I'm doing a lot of people a favor. 691 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,830 Including you. 692 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,164 MAN: You say go, I'll put out the word. 693 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,587 So you're a broker? 694 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,006 I introduce you to a pool of parents that wanna adopt. 695 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:08,251 They wanna make sure the baby gets good prenatal care... 696 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,759 ...food, travel to and from the doctor. These things cost money. 697 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:14,011 And they pay cash for these things. 698 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,763 And other things that you might need. 699 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:21,690 A new computer so you can read up on all of the mommy websites. 700 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,108 Maternity clothes. Paternity clothes. 701 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,562 I mean, you're young. As long as you take your folic acid... 702 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,569 ...and avoid hard drugs, you'll clean up. 703 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,825 Heh. I like this guy. 704 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:37,326 You can always change your mind, keep the baby and the money they gave you. 705 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:41,751 But I wouldn't. Kids can be a pain in the ass. 706 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:44,170 Here's some letters from prospective parents... 707 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,623 ...|obbying me for an all-white baby. 708 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:50,711 You look them over, see if any of their prose sways you. 709 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:55,264 In my experience, the deeper the flowery bullshit, the richer they are. 710 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,934 Wealthy infertile people will go all out trying to buy babies. 711 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,683 But they're still good families? 712 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,686 You make sure they're going to decent parents? 713 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,312 Since when is rich not good? 714 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,524 Something a little extra in there for you. 715 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:16,236 Ah, you covered my ass a few times, never called in fake sick. 716 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,243 -Thanks. -Customers sure do love you. 717 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,370 -No way you can stay on? FIONA: Summer's over. 718 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,501 Nobody left at home to watch my brother. 719 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:26,170 MEG: We might be opening up a new club soon. Upscale. 720 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,748 -Tips are gonna be good. -I appreciate it, Meg. 721 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,004 I just—— I just can't. 722 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,087 You know, you're good with people, and notjust people... 723 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:36,548 ...who nap and use sippy cups. 724 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,018 Not much flexibility when your child-care worker... 725 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,969 ...has to go back to elementary school. 726 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,472 Gonna need a third assistant manager. 727 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,809 Kiomi's heading back to Tokyo to get married to that jerk from Nokia. 728 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,860 I can't work nights. You know, Liam needs me during the day. I like him. 729 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,691 Most of the time he likes me. 730 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,029 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 731 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:58,570 Well, if things change, track me down. 732 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,205 Hey. Yeah. 733 00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,491 [FIONA SIGHS] 734 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:07,787 KAREN: These douches sent me a picture of a tree with a swing in it. 735 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,833 Heh. This guy's wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt. 736 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:15,546 I am not letting my kid get molested by some guy in a Tommy Bahama shirt. 737 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,760 Prada, maybe. 738 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,682 Why is this such a joke to you? 739 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:21,509 It's not a joke. 740 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:25,347 I'm providing a service to losers who God doesn't want having kids. 741 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,774 -And I'm getting paid. -Don't you think it's a little messed up? 742 00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:32,862 You know, our kid's gonna be out there alive... 743 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:37,113 ...you know, living life, looking like us, being raised by strangers. 744 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:40,036 Who says it's yours? 745 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:43,035 -The 200 times we fucked. -We weren't exclusive. 746 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,835 Stop making this a big deal. I'm merely the manufacturer. 747 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:50,129 If there's a market for babies, I'm gonna corner my share. 748 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,754 Who knows, I mightjust do this every year, make a mint. 749 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:57,929 JODY [SINGING]: Then you say go slow 750 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,055 I fall behind 751 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,971 The second hand unwinds 752 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:06,684 If you're lost you can look And you will find me 753 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:07,893 Time after time 754 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,308 -Stop it, please. -Me or Jody? 755 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:11,475 I'll be waiting 756 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,019 Both of you. Please. 757 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,232 Time after ti-- 758 00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:21,194 Well, you're looking very beautiful. 759 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:25,748 I am not. And no toenail polish is gonna fix it. 760 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,246 Everyone's beautiful on the inside. 761 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,838 Way, way inside. 762 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,759 Have the coroner cut me open when this is done and see if that's true. 763 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,301 I need a drink. 764 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,008 JODY: Sorry I couldn't rustle up more drugs. 765 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:41,673 Shipment lands tonight. Can you ride it out? 766 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,554 At the Alibi, yes. 767 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:48,476 Sheila, get me three big envelopes and some stamps. 768 00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:53,731 -We're off to the Alibi. -I don't like to leave the house. 769 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,645 Well, suck it up. 770 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:58,857 You need to get me out of this morgue. 771 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:02,911 -I owe you a drink at the very least. -What are you doing? 772 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,534 Sending cash to my sons. 773 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,414 That will make Frank very happy. 774 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,120 Frank gets none. 775 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,082 That's what happens when you steal my drugs. 776 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:21,922 Accretion onto a stationary black hole has been solved analytically... 777 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:25,258 ...only under the assumption of spherical symmetry. 778 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:29,600 Who used the Newtonian treatment of accretion? 779 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:32,273 Who used the full general relativistic one? 780 00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:35,318 It's in your textbooks. Anyone? 781 00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:37,569 Mr. Gallagher. 782 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,659 -What? -Do you know the answer? 783 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,072 Uh, I believe the answer to that question... 784 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:52,039 ...um, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you. 785 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,123 Anyone else? Newtonian accretion? 786 00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:00,801 No, really, the answer is fuck you! 787 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:11,228 -Frank's at the Alibi. -I got this. 788 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,897 BROTHER 1: We got your back. -I know you do, but I got it. 789 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:15,270 I hate rapists too. 790 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,355 -Okay, get the next one. BROTHER 2: We're coming. 791 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,145 BROTHER 1: Grab a mask. 792 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,608 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 793 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,529 -Miss Gallagher? FIONA: Yeah, come on in. 794 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:31,832 -I didn't know if you remembered me. -Of course, Mr. Healey, How are you? 795 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,081 Ah, one more year till full pension, then it's taillights. 796 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:38,005 Congrats. What's up? 797 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,758 Lip's been expelled. 798 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,003 -What? -Threw a chair through a window. 799 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,383 -Come on. Expelled? -Smoking dope in the bathroom... 800 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,556 ...telling teachers to F off. 801 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:50,601 But I've called around to a few friends. 802 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,555 I used to coach wrestling over at McKinley. 803 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,765 They'll take him. 804 00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:59,651 But they won't put up with any of his smart-ass stuff. 805 00:45:00,990 --> 00:45:03,072 Thank you, Mr. H. 806 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,739 Don't let him screw it up, Fiona. 807 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:15,038 PEGGY: Why'd you quit drinking? 808 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:19,213 First time I quit, I woke up one morning after I slept with my friend's fiancee. 809 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,006 Felt really, really awful. 810 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,550 Bad hangover, huh? 811 00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:25,299 Gin or tequila? 812 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,095 Been 813 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:30,675 So I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things I'd ever done. 814 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:33,557 All 50 were done drunk. Took that as a sign. 815 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:36,185 Stop. Mail these. 816 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,096 Was that on purpose? 817 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,469 It was. 818 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:14,802 [HORN HONKS] 819 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,231 MAN 1: Come on. 820 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:22,144 [CHATTERING] 821 00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:25,024 MAN 2: Go, go, go, go. 822 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:26,234 [PHONE RINGS] 823 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,365 LIP [ON VOICE MAIL]: Hey, it's Lip. Leave me a message. 824 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:32,700 Seriously, dude? Seriously? Explain this to me. 825 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,457 -Hi. DEBBIE: Go, Carl! 826 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,418 [PANTING] 827 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,755 Yes! 828 00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:48,920 Go, Carl! 829 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,846 Good job, buddy! 830 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:56,264 You just got pwned, punk. Pwned. 831 00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,062 BOY: Way to go, Carl. FIONA: Good job! 832 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:04,689 JODY: All right. 833 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,530 -I gotta go. Tent time. SHEILA: Jody. 834 00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:09,323 You give humanity a good name. 835 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:10,733 [JODY CHUCKLES] 836 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,535 -Peg. -I need a pen. 837 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,446 SHEILA: Oh. PEGGY: Mm. 838 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,997 According to Elisabeth Kijbler-Ross, there's five stages of death. 839 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,921 -And you're in the acceptance stage. -I was trying to get hit by a bus... 840 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:26,624 ...so my family could sue the city. 841 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:32,593 You're facing death with acceptance, and that's good. 842 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,173 Aahi 843 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,138 Do you have a plastic bag? 844 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:39,346 -Are you gonna be sick? -I need a plastic bag. 845 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,055 Ziploc or garbage? 846 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:43,140 -Anything will do. -Okay. Okay. 847 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,777 MICKEY: Run up a couple of blocks. I'm gonna come from behind. 848 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,358 We'll catch him in an alley and get it done. 849 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:10,881 [SIREN WAILING] 850 00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,364 [SIRENS WAILING] 851 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,278 [I NDISTI NCT RADIO CHATTER] 852 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:50,048 Hey, officer. 853 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:52,343 Oink, Oink. 854 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:56,805 COP: Get on the ground. Hands behind your back. 855 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:58,803 -Does this violate my probation? COP: Shut up! 856 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:00,138 [MICKEY LAUGHS] 857 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:04,726 Go into the light, go into the light. 858 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,144 [SHEILA GRUNTS] 859 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,185 -Go. -It's not working. 860 00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,361 Be brave. 861 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:12,859 [SHEILA GASPS] 862 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,694 I can't die looking at you. 863 00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,070 Well, close your eyes. 864 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,528 -It's too hot. -Oh. 865 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,699 -Hold my nose. Suffocate me. -Really? 866 00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:26,285 Yeah. Same idea as the bag, but it'll go quicker. 867 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,087 -Well, should I wash my hands first? -Just do it. 868 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:38,343 -How's that? -I'm still breathing out of this mouth. 869 00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,470 Okay. I can cover it with my other hand. 870 00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:45,521 No, my survival instinct will kick in and I'll just end up biting you. 871 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:48,520 How about a pillow? 872 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:52,399 Think you're strong enough to hold it over my face and finish the job? 873 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:56,445 Well, I'm.... I'm strong enough to try. 874 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,330 This isn't considered murder? 875 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,533 Not if I give you permission. 876 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:07,330 Oh. 877 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:15,126 Do you give me your permission to hold this pillow over your face? 878 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,711 I do. 879 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,430 [SHEILA SIGHS] 880 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:22,224 Goodbye, Sheila. 881 00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:25,477 Goodbye, Peg. 882 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,179 Don't pussy out on me. 883 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,224 Okay- 884 00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:35,191 [PEGGY GRUNTING] 885 00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:50,623 Oh, wow. 886 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:52,004 Wow. Ooh. 887 00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:53,789 [SHEILA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 888 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,630 Oh. Go-- Go into the light! 889 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:59,427 Go in-- Go into the light! 890 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:00,678 PEGGY: Ah. 891 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,682 Your-- Your sins are forgiven. 892 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,681 Go into the light! Oh. 893 00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:11,474 Tell St. Peter you're sorry for being so shitty. 894 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:14,356 Do it while you still have your breath. 895 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:24,449 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 896 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:34,581 Oh, Frank, your mother's passed. 897 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,931 -You have a paring knife? -You're not cooking. 898 00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:50,854 -Oh, come on. -Let him. 899 00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,105 [DOOR CLOSES] 900 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,981 901 00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:57,231 Expelled? 902 00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,901 -You win. FIONA: I win. 903 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,654 -That's all you have to say? -I lose. 904 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:05,236 You're lucky. Mr. Healey got you into another school. 905 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,912 -Yeah, I'm not going. FIONA: You are. 906 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,160 -No, I'm not. -Guys, guys, calm down. 907 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:10,912 Hey, Jimmy, butt the fuck out. 908 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,585 -You are finishing school. -I've done more than you. 909 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,539 -This isn't about me. -So you want me to bust my ass... 910 00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:18,374 ...get a high-paying lob-~ 911 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:21,882 ...so I can buy you all houses while you lay around doing fuck all? 912 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:25,464 -I'm down for that. -Why is that on me, huh? 913 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,720 Because I've done all right on some tests? 914 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,431 [ESTEFANIA WHISPERING IN PORTUGUESE] 915 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:34,645 No. I'll pull my weight, but I'm not gonna be the fucking golden goose! 916 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,725 -School or Out. -What? 917 00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,106 Myjob is to keep this house going. 918 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:42,156 Busting my ass for you, working eight jobs... 919 00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:44,450 ...making meals, keeping everything straight. 920 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:49,079 Yourjob is school. School or leave. 921 00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:04,261 [FIONA SIGHS] 922 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,929 -What are you doing? -Well, I'm not going back to school... 923 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:15,059 ...so I guess it means I'm leaving. 924 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:23,776 [DOOR SLAMS] 925 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,410 Lip! Come back! 926 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:37,328 Lip! 927 00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:03,980 Mom died. 928 00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:08,234 MONICA: Oh.... 929 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,573 [FRANK SOBBING] 930 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,569 [English - US - SDH]