1 00:00:03,266 --> 00:00:05,236 Where the hell were you guys last week? 2 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:07,011 I think we should have our own kid. 3 00:00:07,045 --> 00:00:08,841 Well, can we start right now? 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,839 You're a loud, mean, vicious bitch. 5 00:00:10,873 --> 00:00:12,539 I will fuck you up! 6 00:00:12,573 --> 00:00:13,140 Shit! 7 00:00:13,174 --> 00:00:15,205 Shit! 8 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,706 How about, let's teach you a skill? 9 00:00:16,741 --> 00:00:19,072 Where's your grandmother? 10 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,540 Buying more supplies. I'm gonna kill her. 11 00:00:21,575 --> 00:00:23,843 Can't we just call the police, tell them about the meth lab? 12 00:00:23,877 --> 00:00:25,145 She's my grandmother. What happened? 13 00:00:25,179 --> 00:00:26,345 E.R. doc says cancer. 14 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:27,815 Stage four, pancreatic, 15 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:28,852 doesn't have long to live. 16 00:00:28,886 --> 00:00:29,886 Can you do something for me? 17 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,220 Get rid of Jody. 18 00:00:31,255 --> 00:00:32,989 Everything he does is bugging me. 19 00:00:33,023 --> 00:00:34,192 Get out! 20 00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:36,330 Even the Pentagon says it's 21 00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:39,068 okay to be gay, but you're too chickenshit to let anyone know. 22 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:41,604 - At least I'm not getting trapped by some pregnant skank. - Fuck you! 23 00:00:41,638 --> 00:00:43,437 Lip, come on, wake up. First day of school, senior. 24 00:00:43,471 --> 00:00:44,838 - Dropped out. - What are you talking about? 25 00:00:44,872 --> 00:00:47,107 Got to get a job and take care of Karen and my kid. 26 00:00:47,141 --> 00:00:48,007 You two are married? 27 00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:49,540 You're married? Ah, si. 28 00:00:49,575 --> 00:00:51,841 - Why didn't you meet me at the airport? - I was on my way. 29 00:00:51,876 --> 00:00:53,075 What happened? Doesn't matter now. 30 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:54,710 I love you. Don't. 31 00:00:56,250 --> 00:01:01,812 Re-Sync by abc_321 32 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:07,491 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 33 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:10,760 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 34 00:01:10,795 --> 00:01:13,829 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 35 00:01:13,864 --> 00:01:18,066 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 36 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:21,669 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 37 00:01:21,703 --> 00:01:25,006 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 38 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,074 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 39 00:01:27,109 --> 00:01:30,578 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 40 00:01:38,753 --> 00:01:41,789 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 41 00:01:41,824 --> 00:01:44,526 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 42 00:01:44,566 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 43 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:52,000 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 44 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,970 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 45 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:59,708 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 46 00:01:59,742 --> 00:02:01,710 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 47 00:02:01,745 --> 00:02:03,579 ♪ You're so... ♪ 48 00:02:03,613 --> 00:02:05,348 ♪ Sure of? ♪ 49 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:23,934 Frank? 50 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:27,605 My mother has cancer. 51 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,073 The bad kind? 52 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:33,176 As opposed to? 53 00:02:33,211 --> 00:02:34,945 I'm gonna be an orphan. 54 00:02:34,979 --> 00:02:37,081 Well... 55 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:40,285 things worked out for Oliver Twist. 56 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:41,920 And Annie. 57 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,757 She found a way to abandon me 58 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:46,793 one last time. 59 00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:50,263 The sun'll come out, just like the song says. 60 00:02:50,297 --> 00:02:54,367 God, do you know how many years 61 00:02:54,401 --> 00:02:56,470 I've prayed for this moment? 62 00:02:57,739 --> 00:02:59,106 I'll be free. 63 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:03,143 Well, this might not be nice to say, 64 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:06,046 but if anyone deserves cancer, 65 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,415 it's your mother. 66 00:03:12,321 --> 00:03:13,788 Where's Grammy? Frank took her to Sheila's 67 00:03:13,822 --> 00:03:16,724 late last night. She was having trouble breathing. 68 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:19,461 The chemicals from the fire were aggravating her emphysema. 69 00:03:19,495 --> 00:03:21,330 Will the chemicals give us emphysema? 70 00:03:21,364 --> 00:03:24,033 Probably, but we won't know for 50 years. 71 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:27,804 Carl, the team gives you one helmet and if you break it, 72 00:03:27,838 --> 00:03:29,405 we can't afford to replace it. 73 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,008 Don't matter. Season's over. What? 74 00:03:32,043 --> 00:03:34,478 Coach got arrested for exposing himself at the park. 75 00:03:34,512 --> 00:03:37,214 He was peeing being a shed. A couple of seven-year-old girls 76 00:03:37,248 --> 00:03:38,548 saw "it." 77 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:41,251 I don't get it. Half the world has penises. 78 00:03:41,286 --> 00:03:44,355 Why do people get so upset about seeing them? Context. 79 00:03:44,389 --> 00:03:45,422 What's that? 80 00:03:45,457 --> 00:03:48,425 When, how, where and with who. 81 00:03:48,459 --> 00:03:50,394 Ian, you played-- you could coach. 82 00:03:50,428 --> 00:03:54,497 Uh, can't. I got to work after school, bud. Sorry. 83 00:03:54,532 --> 00:03:56,599 You going to school early? Chemistry study group. 84 00:03:56,634 --> 00:03:58,001 Can you coach? 85 00:03:58,035 --> 00:03:59,669 I know nothing about football. 86 00:03:59,703 --> 00:04:02,038 It's just boys crashing into one another. 87 00:04:02,072 --> 00:04:05,442 With pads. And some-- some rules. 88 00:04:05,476 --> 00:04:06,910 Ask Lip. He won't do it. 89 00:04:06,944 --> 00:04:08,845 Wake him and ask. Can't hurt. 90 00:04:08,879 --> 00:04:10,947 Lip! 91 00:04:10,982 --> 00:04:13,784 I could have done that. Upstairs, please. 92 00:04:17,789 --> 00:04:21,726 Good morning, love. Where's the pisser? 93 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,728 Upstairs. Oh, that's not happening. 94 00:04:24,763 --> 00:04:26,430 Get me a bucket. 95 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:34,738 I heard you have cancer. 96 00:04:34,772 --> 00:04:36,440 Yeah. 97 00:04:36,474 --> 00:04:38,443 I hope it's painful. 98 00:04:38,477 --> 00:04:40,211 Your wish is granted. 99 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:41,946 You've got two more. Don't waste 'em. 100 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:44,950 You'll be back in your bed by tonight. 101 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:48,187 The chemical smell from the explosion will be over by then. 102 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,258 It's not the flu, is it? 103 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,895 No, just my body feeding on itself. 104 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,899 Sheila makes a top-notch breakfast. 105 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:01,135 I'm good with my smokes and coffee. 106 00:05:01,169 --> 00:05:02,903 We don't smoke in the house. 107 00:05:02,938 --> 00:05:05,639 Well, good. I won't have to share. 108 00:05:05,674 --> 00:05:07,208 Come on. 109 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:10,177 Right there. 110 00:05:15,017 --> 00:05:16,985 Where are you going? To the store. 111 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,321 Repl... replenish your smokes. 112 00:05:19,355 --> 00:05:21,857 15 minutes. I'm timing you. 113 00:05:21,891 --> 00:05:23,525 And get me a new Bic-- a blue one. 114 00:05:23,559 --> 00:05:25,293 Not pink like that last one. 115 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:30,765 O.J., Frank. No pulp. Hey, numb nuts-- 116 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,968 toilet paper. 117 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:35,171 I'm not going to drip dry. 118 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:37,840 Oh, Kleenex. 119 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:39,842 The best for the best. 120 00:05:44,481 --> 00:05:46,516 How do you take your coffee? 121 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:48,885 With Baileys or not at all. 122 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,020 I have some Bacardi. 123 00:05:50,054 --> 00:05:51,788 Pepsi to mix it with? 124 00:05:51,823 --> 00:05:53,624 Fresca. 125 00:05:53,658 --> 00:05:56,226 For fuck's sake. 126 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:57,527 Fresca it is-- 127 00:05:57,562 --> 00:05:59,362 Twiggy. 128 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,969 Couldn't wake him. Debbie, go brush your teeth. 129 00:06:06,003 --> 00:06:08,839 And tell Lip that ice cubes are going down his shirt next. 130 00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:11,007 He's missed a week of school already. 131 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:12,742 Morning, Gallaghers. Hi! 132 00:06:12,777 --> 00:06:14,010 Who likes coffee and doughnuts? All right. 133 00:06:14,045 --> 00:06:15,612 Double latte, two sugars. 134 00:06:15,647 --> 00:06:19,584 What the fuck are you doing? We were out getting coffees, 135 00:06:19,618 --> 00:06:21,853 and I thought, "Hey, school's started. 136 00:06:21,888 --> 00:06:23,889 Why not pop by and give the kids a ride like the old days?" 137 00:06:23,923 --> 00:06:26,391 No heads up so I could put pants on? I like you with no pants on. 138 00:06:26,426 --> 00:06:29,662 Dude, your wife is standing right there. No English. 139 00:06:35,903 --> 00:06:37,036 Does she ever leave your side? 140 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:39,037 I bought coffee for Lip. 141 00:06:39,072 --> 00:06:42,574 Please, stop trying to make this seem normal. 142 00:06:49,816 --> 00:06:51,651 Lip won't get up. 143 00:06:51,685 --> 00:06:53,719 Ooh, thanks for the doughnuts, Jimmy. 144 00:06:53,754 --> 00:06:55,454 Yes. You know what, I get it. 145 00:06:55,488 --> 00:06:56,889 You think it's funny to call me 146 00:06:56,923 --> 00:06:59,057 Jimmy, but I think it's probably time to give it a rest. 147 00:06:59,092 --> 00:07:02,627 Fat chance, Jim-Jim. Yeah, yummy doughnuts, Jimbo. 148 00:07:02,662 --> 00:07:04,095 All right. 149 00:07:05,531 --> 00:07:07,232 I'm not doing this. Doing what? 150 00:07:07,266 --> 00:07:09,968 This. Was there some signal that I sent you 151 00:07:10,002 --> 00:07:12,336 that suggested popping by would be cool? 152 00:07:12,371 --> 00:07:16,473 I just wanted to bring you a coffee, start the day right. 153 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:21,645 Figure out that chick who's sitting on my sofa wearing your wedding ring, 154 00:07:21,679 --> 00:07:23,247 and then we'll talk. 155 00:07:30,321 --> 00:07:32,989 - Who wants a ride to school? - I do. 156 00:07:33,023 --> 00:07:35,525 Great. Let's go. We're going to figure this out. 157 00:07:35,559 --> 00:07:38,927 Just don't give up on me. Please stop talking. 158 00:07:40,063 --> 00:07:41,363 Let's go! 159 00:07:42,365 --> 00:07:43,966 Lip! 160 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,635 All right. Dig the helmet, Carl. 161 00:07:46,669 --> 00:07:48,604 You play any ball growing up? 162 00:07:48,638 --> 00:07:50,105 Carl. Yo. 163 00:07:50,139 --> 00:07:51,473 Junior high. Flanker. What's a flanker? 164 00:07:51,508 --> 00:07:53,475 It's a white wide receiver. 165 00:07:54,711 --> 00:07:57,613 Hey, you doing anything this afternoon? 166 00:07:57,647 --> 00:07:59,615 Carl! What? We need a coach. 167 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:01,484 For what? Pop Rec Warner League. 168 00:08:01,518 --> 00:08:03,519 Flag? Helmet to helmet. 169 00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:04,987 Fiona go to games? 170 00:08:05,021 --> 00:08:06,155 Never misses one. 171 00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:07,690 Call me "Coach." 172 00:08:07,725 --> 00:08:10,360 Awesome. 173 00:08:10,395 --> 00:08:13,130 Not a smart move, Jimmy. 174 00:08:41,225 --> 00:08:42,325 Hello, boys. 175 00:08:44,428 --> 00:08:46,395 The front door was locked, 176 00:08:46,429 --> 00:08:48,998 so I came in the back-- no pun intended. 177 00:08:49,032 --> 00:08:52,501 You might want to check the locks. 178 00:09:05,882 --> 00:09:09,785 Um, I see that you're preoccupied, 179 00:09:09,819 --> 00:09:12,954 so why don't we put this little loan on my tab? 180 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,594 As you were, sailors. 181 00:09:20,297 --> 00:09:22,599 Lip! 182 00:09:24,902 --> 00:09:26,069 Jesus! 183 00:09:26,104 --> 00:09:27,537 I covered for you while 184 00:09:27,572 --> 00:09:29,306 you've been going through this shit, but enough. 185 00:09:29,341 --> 00:09:31,776 You been lying up here a week. Shit is what we all go through. 186 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:35,045 We still got to get up and get shit done. Is that from a Toby Keith song? 187 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,247 School now. I dropped out. 188 00:09:38,683 --> 00:09:41,952 It's your senior year. You're graduating. 189 00:09:41,986 --> 00:09:44,888 No. Get up and get to school! 190 00:09:44,922 --> 00:09:47,391 You quit. Because Mom and Dad were hooked on Oxy. 191 00:09:47,425 --> 00:09:50,294 You were 13. Don't try to win this argument. 192 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,595 You got the golden ticket. 193 00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:53,664 You know it and I know it. 194 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:56,633 I'm going to get a job. After you graduate. 195 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:59,336 I don't need another year of crappy public high school education. 196 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:02,138 Here's the way life works. 197 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:05,341 Mmm... You suck it up, you do your work, you get your diploma, 198 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:09,178 and that little piece of paper tells every other person who wanted to quit high school, 199 00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:11,247 that you can follow through and finish something. 200 00:10:11,282 --> 00:10:13,983 You don't have yours, and you're doing fine. 201 00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:17,186 I'm going to stab you in the chest. You're graduating. 202 00:10:17,221 --> 00:10:20,089 I didn't and I still regret it. Who's stopping you? 203 00:10:20,123 --> 00:10:22,258 Uh, Debbie, Carl, Liam, you. 204 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:24,026 Hey, don't do me any favors. 205 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:26,028 You're going back to school. 206 00:10:26,062 --> 00:10:28,631 Fine. I'll go back when you do. 207 00:10:28,665 --> 00:10:29,999 What? 208 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:32,035 What? You get your diploma, I'll get mine. 209 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:34,337 Sheila can help out with Liam. 210 00:10:34,371 --> 00:10:35,871 Debbie and Carl can take care of themselves. 211 00:10:35,906 --> 00:10:37,473 I'll go back, you go back. 212 00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:40,109 We'll graduate together. 213 00:10:40,143 --> 00:10:42,645 Walk down the aisle-- all "Pomp and Circumstance." 214 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,180 Hand in hand? 215 00:10:46,649 --> 00:10:47,816 All right. 216 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:51,052 Fuck it. Sure. Great. 217 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:53,954 Put Liam in a stroller, we'll hit the registrar's office. 218 00:10:53,989 --> 00:10:54,855 Hey, Fi? 219 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:56,991 Huh? 220 00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,696 We gotta kill him. C'mon! Open up! 221 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:02,364 Fuck off! Look, nobody will miss Frank, anyway. 222 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:04,834 We shoot him in the head, we dump him in the river. 223 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:06,202 Look, he has a lousy short-term memory; 224 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:07,303 he's probably already forgotten. 225 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,072 Can't chance that. 226 00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:10,640 I'll talk to him. Gotta cut his hands off, 227 00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:12,242 pull his teeth; he can't even be identified. 228 00:11:12,276 --> 00:11:14,344 You stay here, watch the store. I'll take care of it. 229 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:16,213 My Uncle Joe works at the foundry; he'll dump the teeth 230 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,048 into the chrome plating vat and it's done. 231 00:11:18,082 --> 00:11:20,217 Mickey, you need this job for your probation. 232 00:11:20,251 --> 00:11:23,587 No, what I need is to take care of Frank and his big mouth. 233 00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:25,255 Stay here. 234 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:26,757 This won't take long. 235 00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,563 Go to Miss Mclntyre's study hall 236 00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:35,399 in room 392, give her this from me. 237 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,270 Fill out your course selections and bring it back. 238 00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:39,938 Quickly. You've already missed a week. 239 00:11:39,972 --> 00:11:41,540 Good luck, sis. 240 00:11:41,574 --> 00:11:42,708 Miss Gallagher. 241 00:11:42,742 --> 00:11:43,909 So, you quit during your junior year? 242 00:11:43,943 --> 00:11:45,911 Halfway through. 243 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,079 I came in and explained the situation... 244 00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:48,113 I don't keep track of quitters. 245 00:11:48,147 --> 00:11:49,915 Got enough on my plate. 246 00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:53,719 How many credits do I need to get a diploma? 247 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,788 Uh, looks to be about 38. 248 00:11:55,822 --> 00:11:59,558 You have English, Trig, World History, Earth Sciences. 249 00:11:59,592 --> 00:12:01,227 You're gonna be busy. 250 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:03,762 Is there a night school here where I could do that? 251 00:12:03,797 --> 00:12:06,598 Why don't you just take the GED? 252 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:08,033 It's for the quitters. 253 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,467 Uh-huh. 254 00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:11,769 Is it as good as getting your diploma? No. 255 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:13,304 But it shows you know most of 256 00:12:13,339 --> 00:12:15,106 what someone would've learned in high school. 257 00:12:15,141 --> 00:12:17,876 Proves you're not a total loser. 258 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,111 It's just a test? 259 00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:20,413 Something you can do in one day? 260 00:12:20,447 --> 00:12:23,082 Less than a day. This is a practice test. 261 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,885 If you can pass it, you won't even need to take a prep course. 262 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,154 Okay. 263 00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:39,498 Jack Daniels and orange juice 264 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:42,301 mix better than I would've imagined. Mickey's upset. 265 00:12:42,336 --> 00:12:44,804 He thinks you're gonna tell people what you saw. 266 00:12:44,838 --> 00:12:46,506 Take this in to your grandmother. 267 00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:48,441 I'm serious. 268 00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:50,510 Keep the money. I'll pay Linda back myself. 269 00:12:50,544 --> 00:12:53,145 If you don't want to go in, I don't blame you. 270 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,314 Just lean it against the door and ring the bell. 271 00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:58,218 Ding-dong, ditch it. 272 00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:37,455 Coast clear? 273 00:13:39,858 --> 00:13:41,626 Is twice yes or no? I forgot. 274 00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:47,431 Enough with that kazoo! 275 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,334 Coast is clear! 276 00:14:04,349 --> 00:14:06,750 Hey. You guys got plans today? 277 00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:09,420 I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it. 278 00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:10,754 I need help killing somebody. 279 00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:12,222 Someone we care about? 280 00:14:12,256 --> 00:14:13,156 No. 281 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,257 Knife, gun or tire iron? 282 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:15,825 Gun's safest. 283 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:17,727 Not with today's forensics. 284 00:14:17,762 --> 00:14:19,396 Fine, a knife. That's a lot of blood flow. 285 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,364 One drop left behind, that's life in the joint. 286 00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:23,700 Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy? 287 00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:25,669 Kidnap and strangle. 288 00:14:25,704 --> 00:14:28,372 Perfect. 289 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,110 Where's your rophenol? 290 00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:34,278 I ran out. 291 00:14:34,312 --> 00:14:35,780 That quinceañera over at Jamie's. 292 00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:37,048 I got plenty of duct tape. 293 00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,749 Get it. 294 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:47,058 Thought you dropped out. Uh, made a deal with Fiona. 295 00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:49,562 She'll blow her end, and I'll be back home chilling in a week. 296 00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:52,098 I'm gonna give the baby up for adoption. 297 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,469 Sometimes I wonder if 298 00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:58,804 getting high makes it easier for me 299 00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:01,373 to keep up with you or more difficult. 300 00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:03,608 I thought I was in love with Jody; I'm not. 301 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:07,278 I thought it would be cool to have a baby and love it, 302 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:08,880 but no, I suck at it. 303 00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:11,883 I thought about aborting it, but I'm this far along, 304 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:15,319 and even though I don't want it, other people probably do. 305 00:15:15,353 --> 00:15:17,120 So I figure why not 306 00:15:17,155 --> 00:15:20,491 suck it up a few more months, vag it out and sell it? 307 00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:22,660 "Vag it out"? 308 00:15:22,694 --> 00:15:25,362 Well, the truth hurts, but it's still the truth. 309 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,266 Well, you know, if you are gonna let the baby live, 310 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,767 maybe you should 311 00:15:30,802 --> 00:15:31,935 stop smoking weed. 312 00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:34,004 Weren't Monica and Frank 313 00:15:34,038 --> 00:15:36,439 on acid the whole time you were in vitro? 314 00:15:36,474 --> 00:15:38,775 Uh, shrooms, mostly. 315 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:43,314 Well, you want to go to some adoption agencies with me later? 316 00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:46,784 I need someone to play the dad, sign the paperwork. 317 00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,953 You could help me pick out a good buyer. 318 00:15:48,987 --> 00:15:50,254 Oh! 319 00:15:50,288 --> 00:15:52,189 Mr. Healey, how goes it? 320 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:53,123 Later. 321 00:16:03,002 --> 00:16:04,970 What the hell is this schedule you signed up for? 322 00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:06,805 Woodworking? Auto Repair? 323 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,441 Welding? Hey, I'm just trying 324 00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,209 to learn the skills that can make me 325 00:16:10,243 --> 00:16:12,645 a productive member of the working class, Mr. H. 326 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,549 You as my guidance counselor should appreciate that. 327 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,350 You have any idea what it's like 328 00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:19,519 to be a guidance counselor in this shit hole? 329 00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:20,820 I get one 330 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,489 National Merit Scholar 331 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,024 every nine years. 332 00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:25,859 So there's not a chance that you're not 333 00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:28,194 going to live up to your goddamn potential. 334 00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:30,329 Feeling very "O Captain! My Captain!" are we? 335 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,832 I had a teacher who took a special interest in me 336 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,000 when I was about your age. 337 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,201 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 338 00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:36,803 He use a condom or...? 339 00:16:36,837 --> 00:16:39,572 It was a woman, smart-ass. 340 00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:43,576 And she showed me the way out, changed my life. 341 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:46,012 Yet you still ended up in this job? 342 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,583 I had 22 years in the Coast Guard before I got here. 343 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:52,686 And I retired a lieutenant commander. 344 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,056 Wow. So you're gonna take Physics, 345 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:58,259 Probability and Statistics, Advanced Chemistry. 346 00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:00,061 And you're gonna take the ACT, 347 00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:01,864 and you're gonna get into 348 00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:06,735 either Yale or Harvard or MIT on a full academic ride. 349 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,404 Give me your hand. 350 00:17:09,438 --> 00:17:12,006 At what point in your career did you realize that your name, 351 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:14,442 Dick, had become a euphemism for cock? 352 00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:17,045 Watch your mouth. 353 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,680 The ice you're standing on is 354 00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,282 cracking all around you, Phillip. 355 00:17:20,316 --> 00:17:23,252 And I won't stand around and watch you drown. 356 00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:26,355 Get to class. 357 00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:35,098 Boys, I'm the biggest munchkin in Munchkin Land, 358 00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:38,201 verging on jigging while that falling house 359 00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:39,903 called cancer is about to crush 360 00:17:39,937 --> 00:17:42,038 the wickedest witch on the South Side, 361 00:17:42,073 --> 00:17:43,573 my mother, Margaret! 362 00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:44,574 Cheers! 363 00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:47,610 Mmm. 364 00:17:47,644 --> 00:17:48,978 Fabulous Bloody Mary, Kev. 365 00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:50,245 Three dollars, Frank. 366 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,947 Know why I ordered a Bloody Mary? 367 00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:53,114 You lack vitamins? 368 00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:54,316 I used to make these 369 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:55,450 for Mother on Sundays. 370 00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:56,819 Every Sunday. 371 00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:58,787 Horseradish, celery, 372 00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:01,424 tomato juice, vodka. Four fingers worth. 373 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:02,825 Bring it to her in her chair, 374 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,927 like she was the Queen of Spain. 375 00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:06,396 Spain got rid of their royalty. 376 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:07,730 Three dollars, Frank. 377 00:18:07,765 --> 00:18:09,432 I'd bring her her Bloody Mary, 378 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:10,767 and she'd sniff it, 379 00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:12,435 and then stick 380 00:18:12,469 --> 00:18:14,570 the tippity tip of her tongue in it, 381 00:18:14,605 --> 00:18:16,439 testing it, and if I didn't 382 00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:19,442 get it just right, I'd get a smack. 383 00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:21,777 Yeah, she looked like she'd be a spanker. 384 00:18:21,812 --> 00:18:24,146 Oh, no, no, not a spanking. 385 00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:27,349 Thought it was half-ass corporal punishment. 386 00:18:27,383 --> 00:18:28,817 Thought, you want to make an impression, 387 00:18:28,852 --> 00:18:30,853 you got to hit kids where it hurts, 388 00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:33,355 in the face with a closed fist. 389 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:36,258 Not in the ass, with all that padding. 390 00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,627 I wish I could punch my kid in the face. 391 00:18:38,662 --> 00:18:40,529 Looks just like my ex-wife. 392 00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:41,831 Tommy, you realize other people 393 00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:43,266 can hear you when you speak, right? 394 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,500 If I was off with even 395 00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:47,303 one part of her recipe, smack! 396 00:18:47,337 --> 00:18:51,374 Deal was, if I didn't cry the first time, she'd stop. 397 00:18:51,408 --> 00:18:55,511 But if I flinched or shed a tear, another smack. 398 00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:57,480 Had a foster dad once shaved half my head 399 00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,549 when I broke curfew. 400 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,850 Looked kinda badass, though. 401 00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:03,153 Flinch? Smack. 402 00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:04,455 Misty? Smack. 403 00:19:04,489 --> 00:19:06,657 Yelp? Smack. 404 00:19:06,691 --> 00:19:08,492 Every Sunday, 405 00:19:08,527 --> 00:19:10,194 without fail. 406 00:19:10,228 --> 00:19:14,032 Bloody Mary Sunday. 407 00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:16,000 Gotta piss. 408 00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:17,569 Watch my eggs. 409 00:19:19,438 --> 00:19:21,205 Are those the good memories of his mother 410 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,406 or the bad ones? 411 00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:24,175 Interchangeable, apparently. 412 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:26,311 Hey, what's happening, boys? You seen Frank? 413 00:19:26,346 --> 00:19:28,080 Frank who? Don't give me "Frank fucking who?" 414 00:19:28,114 --> 00:19:30,348 How many people come in here named Frank? 415 00:19:30,383 --> 00:19:32,251 Hey, don't get salty, sweetie. 416 00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:34,386 There's Frank Stinson, substitute math teacher 417 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,387 who loves Sudoku. 418 00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:36,822 There's Frank Salmon, 419 00:19:36,856 --> 00:19:39,224 comes in on Thursdays with his softball buddies, 420 00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:40,693 and there's Frank Migneault, 421 00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:42,061 retired air traffic controller, 422 00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:43,595 playing pool. 423 00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:45,531 Frank Gallagher. 424 00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:46,865 Check the Rusty Hammer. 425 00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:48,700 They got happy hour breakfast 9:00 to 11:00. 426 00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:50,402 He's a bargain drinker. 427 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:08,420 Pat her down for weapons? 428 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:09,755 She'll be gone by dinner. 429 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:12,223 My grandfather died of lung cancer. 430 00:20:12,257 --> 00:20:14,692 Lived with him the last three months-- brutal. 431 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:17,895 Was it chilly in the tent last night? 432 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,398 Not too bad. 433 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,900 Has, uh, Karen mentioned me? 434 00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:24,903 But you keep believing. 435 00:20:24,937 --> 00:20:26,437 Slow and steady wins the race. 436 00:20:26,472 --> 00:20:28,139 Not often. 437 00:20:28,174 --> 00:20:29,808 You need the bucket? 438 00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:34,446 No, I'm gonna climb the stairs for this one. 439 00:20:34,481 --> 00:20:35,781 Ow! 440 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:37,816 Ooh! 441 00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:42,821 Are you okay? 442 00:20:42,856 --> 00:20:44,823 Here you go. I don't need help. 443 00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:47,993 How about a glass of water, then? 444 00:20:48,027 --> 00:20:49,995 What is that smell? 445 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:52,997 Did someone step in dog doo? Not me. 446 00:20:58,871 --> 00:21:01,105 Let's get you upstairs and clean you up. 447 00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:04,007 Oh! 448 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,142 Oh! 449 00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:08,278 Ooh! Let me... 450 00:21:08,313 --> 00:21:10,247 let me draw you a bath. 451 00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:12,783 Let me get you a bath, sweetie. 452 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:14,651 Let me get you a bath. 453 00:21:15,853 --> 00:21:17,620 Do you have something for the pain? 454 00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:21,290 They gave me some Vicodin, but I don't want to be all doped-up. 455 00:21:21,325 --> 00:21:22,525 I can get you something stronger. 456 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:23,959 No. 457 00:21:25,462 --> 00:21:26,829 Okay. 458 00:21:29,866 --> 00:21:31,867 Geez! Open the windows. 459 00:21:31,901 --> 00:21:33,168 It smells like a meth lab. 460 00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:34,503 I'm gonna get high just standing here. 461 00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:35,504 Lean into it. 462 00:21:35,538 --> 00:21:36,838 It's a manageable high. 463 00:21:36,873 --> 00:21:38,674 Who's boning a barista? 464 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,109 Steve brought by coffees and his wife. 465 00:21:41,144 --> 00:21:42,444 Bad times. 466 00:21:42,479 --> 00:21:43,946 He doesn't give up, does he? 467 00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:45,481 He's trying to wear me down. Just keeps 468 00:21:45,516 --> 00:21:47,684 showing up, hoping I'll find him too irresistible. 469 00:21:47,718 --> 00:21:48,885 When guys get focused on something, 470 00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:50,120 it's hard to get 'em off. 471 00:21:50,154 --> 00:21:51,821 They have one-task minds. 472 00:21:51,856 --> 00:21:53,824 Kevin turned down a blow job today. 473 00:21:53,858 --> 00:21:56,793 He only wants to get off inside me now. 474 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:58,962 Obsessed with saving his spunk for having a baby. 475 00:21:58,996 --> 00:22:01,498 Look at you, the romantic. 476 00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:03,166 It's one thing talking about making a baby, 477 00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:05,168 another having to raise it from scratch. 478 00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:07,170 I don't know if I got what it takes. 479 00:22:07,205 --> 00:22:08,639 You'll be a kick-ass mother. 480 00:22:08,673 --> 00:22:11,141 So much shit you got to know-- SIDS, sleep habits, 481 00:22:11,175 --> 00:22:13,910 tooth decay, bullying. You work in a nursing home. 482 00:22:13,945 --> 00:22:15,912 It's like taking care of old people in reverse. 483 00:22:15,946 --> 00:22:18,181 You did great with Ethel and Jonah. 484 00:22:18,216 --> 00:22:20,250 Come on. Imagine your own kid that looks 485 00:22:20,285 --> 00:22:21,852 like the two of you combined. 486 00:22:21,886 --> 00:22:23,187 That will be one drop-dead gorgeous child, 487 00:22:23,221 --> 00:22:24,988 I'll give you that. Mm-hmm. 488 00:22:25,023 --> 00:22:27,391 What you doing? Studying. 489 00:22:28,893 --> 00:22:30,361 What? 490 00:22:30,395 --> 00:22:31,829 You taking your GED? 491 00:22:31,863 --> 00:22:33,564 All right, Fi! Made a deal with Lip 492 00:22:33,598 --> 00:22:35,333 that I'd go back to school if he did. 493 00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:36,901 Quiz me. 494 00:22:36,935 --> 00:22:40,171 Who was the fourth president of the United States? 495 00:22:40,206 --> 00:22:41,907 John Quincy Adams. 496 00:22:41,941 --> 00:22:44,576 James Madison. Jasmine was right. 497 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:46,578 I should just have some rich dude knock me up 498 00:22:46,613 --> 00:22:48,247 before it's too late. We could be barefoot 499 00:22:48,281 --> 00:22:49,882 and pregnant together. 500 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:55,720 Frank here? 501 00:22:55,754 --> 00:22:57,122 No. 502 00:22:57,156 --> 00:22:59,124 When's he going to be back? 503 00:22:59,158 --> 00:23:00,725 For as long as I've been alive, 504 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,562 I haven't known the answer to that question. 505 00:23:09,435 --> 00:23:12,537 That is the dirtiest white boy in America. 506 00:23:12,572 --> 00:23:14,740 You have made a great choice 507 00:23:14,774 --> 00:23:16,242 to honor the budding life inside you. 508 00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:17,810 Time will tell. 509 00:23:17,844 --> 00:23:20,379 I'm sure we'll find the baby a good home. 510 00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:23,382 Can you find me one? 511 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:24,917 The Catholic couple that we'll place 512 00:23:24,951 --> 00:23:28,220 your baby with has most likely struggled to get pregnant, 513 00:23:28,254 --> 00:23:31,623 so they are committed to having a family. 514 00:23:31,657 --> 00:23:33,425 Now, um, are... are you limited 515 00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:35,160 to, uh, only Catholic families, 516 00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:36,995 or can other people apply? 517 00:23:37,029 --> 00:23:38,463 We do attempt to find 518 00:23:38,498 --> 00:23:39,765 families of faith first. 519 00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:41,900 Yeah. Cool. So how much do we get? 520 00:23:41,935 --> 00:23:44,170 We'll be sure to place your baby 521 00:23:44,204 --> 00:23:46,105 with parents who can support it. 522 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:48,241 Yeah, you... you said that. 523 00:23:48,275 --> 00:23:49,909 How much do we get 524 00:23:49,944 --> 00:23:51,578 for the baby? 525 00:23:51,613 --> 00:23:55,149 This is a chance to celebrate a life. 526 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,984 So no money? 527 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,620 Oxy... 528 00:24:00,655 --> 00:24:03,189 and Percocet, Valium. 529 00:24:03,223 --> 00:24:04,457 Yikes. 530 00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:06,125 I also got an I.V. morphine drip. 531 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,794 Got a lot of friends I met 532 00:24:07,828 --> 00:24:09,429 in programs that end in the letter "A." 533 00:24:09,463 --> 00:24:11,097 You still want a shower? 534 00:24:11,131 --> 00:24:12,765 Nah, I'm going to hit the tent. 535 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,300 Karen could be home soon. 536 00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:16,535 I don't want to upset her and blow my chances. 537 00:24:17,871 --> 00:24:20,373 I'm... I'm going to talk to her 538 00:24:20,407 --> 00:24:22,375 about keeping the baby 539 00:24:22,409 --> 00:24:24,710 and about keeping you in her life. 540 00:24:24,744 --> 00:24:27,313 Thanks, Mom. You'd be an incredible daddy. 541 00:24:27,347 --> 00:24:29,548 I've always wanted to be. 542 00:24:33,687 --> 00:24:36,022 Ow. 543 00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:37,457 Take this. 544 00:24:37,491 --> 00:24:39,159 Wash it down. 545 00:24:44,699 --> 00:24:46,367 Ugh. 546 00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:50,071 She should really be in hospice. 547 00:24:51,674 --> 00:24:53,241 God, life is just so... 548 00:24:53,276 --> 00:24:54,743 just... 549 00:24:56,546 --> 00:24:58,514 You know, like, sometimes don't you just want 550 00:24:58,548 --> 00:25:00,983 to shake your fists at it? 551 00:25:01,017 --> 00:25:04,653 Why does it have to be so hard for people? 552 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,571 It's going to be all right. 553 00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:28,278 Let's don't start lying to each other now. 554 00:25:31,982 --> 00:25:33,683 Walked in on my mother 555 00:25:33,718 --> 00:25:35,985 and my sixth-grade teacher having sex once. 556 00:25:37,721 --> 00:25:40,690 That'll teach you not to play hooky. 557 00:25:40,725 --> 00:25:44,028 My mother's nipples were the size of sand dollars. 558 00:25:49,268 --> 00:25:50,635 She was on top, riding him. 559 00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:52,070 He's underneath, bucking like a horse 560 00:25:52,105 --> 00:25:53,905 who knows it's headed 561 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,740 for the glue factory. 562 00:25:55,775 --> 00:25:58,309 She didn't even tell me to leave the room. 563 00:26:04,284 --> 00:26:07,052 Tell Fiona you're coaching, Jimmy? 564 00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:09,389 Don't you tell her everything for me? Family first. 565 00:26:09,423 --> 00:26:11,958 Those of us with only one name find that easy to remember. 566 00:26:11,992 --> 00:26:14,127 Haven't told her about this, because I wasn't sure 567 00:26:14,161 --> 00:26:15,595 you were going to show up. 568 00:26:15,629 --> 00:26:17,396 You know, I'm just trying to give back 569 00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:18,931 to the community, help some disadvantaged kids 570 00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:20,165 learn a great American sport. 571 00:26:25,106 --> 00:26:27,440 Yo. When do we get to tackle? 572 00:26:27,474 --> 00:26:29,108 Soon. Take a knee. 573 00:26:29,143 --> 00:26:31,944 All right, boys. 574 00:26:31,978 --> 00:26:34,513 Football is all about 575 00:26:34,547 --> 00:26:35,647 who wants it more. 576 00:26:35,682 --> 00:26:39,250 When you tackle, aim low, hit hard! 577 00:26:39,284 --> 00:26:40,951 Who thinks they're man enough to take me down? 578 00:26:40,985 --> 00:26:42,585 Huh? You don't have pads on. 579 00:26:42,619 --> 00:26:43,753 We're just... we're doing a walk-through. 580 00:26:43,787 --> 00:26:45,587 Okay? 581 00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:50,991 Clean hit. 582 00:26:51,025 --> 00:26:52,860 I like it. 583 00:26:52,894 --> 00:26:55,161 Oh... 584 00:26:55,195 --> 00:26:57,129 I wish I'd had a girl coach. 585 00:26:57,164 --> 00:26:59,531 I'd totally tap that. Yeah. 586 00:26:59,565 --> 00:27:00,832 I love long hair. 587 00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:03,434 No, no, no. 588 00:27:03,468 --> 00:27:05,870 The one with the little brunette pixieish cut. 589 00:27:05,904 --> 00:27:08,472 Like a 1963 590 00:27:08,507 --> 00:27:10,507 brunette Mia Farrow. 591 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:11,775 No titties, all ass. 592 00:27:11,810 --> 00:27:13,010 Just sit and spin her 593 00:27:13,044 --> 00:27:15,445 all night long. 594 00:27:15,479 --> 00:27:16,679 Heaven. 595 00:27:16,714 --> 00:27:18,881 I-I think that's a dude. 596 00:27:32,994 --> 00:27:34,828 Start by filling out these. 597 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:36,296 Now, uh, do you check, 598 00:27:36,330 --> 00:27:37,831 uh, the families 599 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,065 for, you know, um, 600 00:27:39,099 --> 00:27:40,666 alcohol and drug abuse? 601 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,034 You know, make sure they have 602 00:27:42,068 --> 00:27:43,735 enough income to feed it and stuff? 603 00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:45,137 We do. 604 00:27:45,171 --> 00:27:47,239 Right, and, uh, are the families 605 00:27:47,273 --> 00:27:50,541 mostly in the Chicago area or the whole state? 606 00:27:50,576 --> 00:27:52,710 What's it matter? We're getting rid of it. 607 00:27:53,778 --> 00:27:55,012 You going to stalk it 608 00:27:55,046 --> 00:27:56,446 at its Little League games? 609 00:27:57,715 --> 00:27:59,516 Have you looked at other options? 610 00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:01,652 Like aborting it? Yeah. 611 00:28:01,686 --> 00:28:03,320 But my dad taught me it was murder, 612 00:28:03,355 --> 00:28:05,489 and the thing does have a heartbeat and all. 613 00:28:05,523 --> 00:28:07,257 Yeah, we went to see the Catholics earlier. 614 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:09,527 We found out they don't pay anything. 615 00:28:09,561 --> 00:28:11,029 Neither do we. 616 00:28:11,063 --> 00:28:13,431 I thought there was a separation of church and state. 617 00:28:13,465 --> 00:28:15,332 I'm not following you. 618 00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:18,102 I get the Catholics went broke with those pedophile lawsuits, 619 00:28:18,136 --> 00:28:21,504 but how can the government expect me not to smoke 620 00:28:21,538 --> 00:28:25,408 or do drugs so that the baby doesn't turn out 621 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:27,677 a brain-damaged future criminal, 622 00:28:27,712 --> 00:28:29,112 yet expects me 623 00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:31,547 to do all the work for free? 624 00:28:38,721 --> 00:28:41,122 Call my friend, Timothy. 625 00:28:41,156 --> 00:28:42,923 He's a family attorney. 626 00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:45,058 No, we can't afford a lawyer. 627 00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:47,527 Tell him Stacy sent you. 628 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:51,864 Which of the following political actions violated 629 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,566 the principle of unalienable rights of liberty 630 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,967 that evolved from the above excerpt 631 00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,602 of the Declaration of Independence? 632 00:28:57,636 --> 00:29:00,205 One. In 1857, a U.S. Supreme Court ruling 633 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,539 promoted the expansion of slavery 634 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:02,774 in U.S. territories. 635 00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:04,243 Two... That one. 636 00:29:04,277 --> 00:29:05,611 It's a, uh... 637 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:06,912 multiple choice test. 638 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,447 You want to hear the other options? 639 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:10,749 It's that one. Hey, Mickey Milkovich 640 00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:13,285 came by earlier looking for Frank, all sweaty. 641 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,621 Isn't he working at the store while you're at school? 642 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:17,590 When he shows up. 643 00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:19,992 Why is he looking for Frank? 644 00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:21,561 Probably getting high together. 645 00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:23,963 Dinner in 15 minutes. 646 00:29:23,998 --> 00:29:25,432 I'm going to head out for a while. 647 00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:26,666 Where were you guys? 648 00:29:26,701 --> 00:29:28,001 Football practice. 649 00:29:28,035 --> 00:29:29,403 Thought your coach got arrested. 650 00:29:29,437 --> 00:29:31,505 A new guy stepped in to save the day. 651 00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:32,806 What do you know about football? 652 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,175 Well, you... make a pass, 653 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:36,810 sometimes you score. 654 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:38,845 Ugh. I meant what I said this morning. 655 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,447 We got a big scrimmage tomorrow. 656 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:44,416 And I say that we celebrate the guaranteed victory 657 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,418 Yeah! by cooking a big Brazilian dinner. 658 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,153 What do you say? Right, Esty? 659 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:48,287 "Esty." 660 00:29:48,321 --> 00:29:50,456 Tomorrow, come here. 661 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:52,659 Cook food. Si, si. 662 00:29:52,693 --> 00:29:55,295 Eat. Eat. Uh... Uh, poor people. 663 00:29:55,329 --> 00:29:57,264 Crack. I help. 664 00:29:57,298 --> 00:29:58,765 Dude. 665 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,034 Poor people? Awesome. 666 00:30:01,069 --> 00:30:02,336 See you tomorrow. 667 00:30:02,371 --> 00:30:04,338 Can we go bring Grammy back? 668 00:30:04,373 --> 00:30:07,508 She promised to teach us how to palm cards. Grammy blew up the basement. 669 00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:09,677 We could've lost Carl. So she's having a time-out at Sheila's. 670 00:30:09,711 --> 00:30:11,279 And you know, when you're having a time-out, 671 00:30:11,313 --> 00:30:12,914 you don't get to visit with your family. 672 00:30:14,217 --> 00:30:16,184 Yo, you pick out all your classes? 673 00:30:16,219 --> 00:30:18,286 Taking my GED. 674 00:30:18,321 --> 00:30:20,121 Uh... no, that wasn't the deal. 675 00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:23,023 Well, I still got to earn money-- food, utilities. 676 00:30:23,058 --> 00:30:25,626 You finish your senior year, I take the GED. 677 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:28,295 I didn't agree to an equivalent. If it's good enough for the state, 678 00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:30,532 it's good enough for me. Fine. Then I'll take my GED. 679 00:30:30,566 --> 00:30:33,335 The GED is for quitters, not geniuses. Put the pasta in 680 00:30:33,369 --> 00:30:36,238 when the water boils. I have to go study. 681 00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:47,852 Why is she still here? 682 00:30:47,886 --> 00:30:49,387 No one came and picked her up. 683 00:30:49,421 --> 00:30:51,389 What's with the bed? 684 00:30:51,423 --> 00:30:52,423 Jody set it up. 685 00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:54,492 Mammoth heart, that Jody. 686 00:30:54,526 --> 00:30:56,594 Oh, it smells in here. 687 00:30:56,629 --> 00:30:58,564 I've rinsed the bucket twice already. 688 00:30:58,598 --> 00:31:00,166 Get on the kazoo. 689 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,036 Tell Jody to roll her to a fire station 690 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:06,071 and safe-haven her ass. 691 00:31:06,106 --> 00:31:09,041 Frank, she's in pain. 692 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:11,011 What... what's all this? Pills. 693 00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:12,913 Jody got them. 694 00:31:12,947 --> 00:31:15,382 He even started an I.V. drip-- morphine. 695 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,585 How many milligrams? He'd be the kind 696 00:31:17,619 --> 00:31:20,689 of son-in-law that would take care of us 697 00:31:20,723 --> 00:31:22,424 in our later years. 698 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:23,692 You know? 699 00:31:23,727 --> 00:31:25,895 Why don't you go upstairs? 700 00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:27,296 Get your rest. 701 00:31:27,331 --> 00:31:28,564 I'll sit with Mom. 702 00:31:28,599 --> 00:31:30,367 You sure? 703 00:31:30,401 --> 00:31:32,435 She's my mother. 704 00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:35,305 We're a good team, Frank, you and I. 705 00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:37,475 You're a good son. 706 00:31:37,509 --> 00:31:40,044 Well... Make your peace with her. 707 00:31:40,078 --> 00:31:42,446 I don't think she has a long time. 708 00:32:30,662 --> 00:32:32,163 Why we killing him again? 709 00:32:32,197 --> 00:32:34,165 He raped a girl. 710 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,168 Statutory or catch and release? 711 00:32:37,202 --> 00:32:40,471 Shit. He's locking up. No Frank. 712 00:32:40,506 --> 00:32:42,140 Hey, man, you all right? 713 00:32:42,174 --> 00:32:43,842 You need a cab? 714 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,747 Shit. 715 00:32:59,694 --> 00:33:00,761 Mm. 716 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,638 Morning. 717 00:33:11,673 --> 00:33:14,408 Meg texted you from the club. Says your last paycheck's in. 718 00:33:14,442 --> 00:33:17,010 I told her you'd go get it today. Please don't take my phone. 719 00:33:17,045 --> 00:33:18,679 And please don't impersonate me. 720 00:33:18,714 --> 00:33:19,980 You left it in the bathroom. 721 00:33:20,015 --> 00:33:21,749 Liam almost dropped it in the toilet. 722 00:33:21,783 --> 00:33:24,351 Where's Ian? Left early again. 723 00:33:24,385 --> 00:33:26,554 Coming to my scrimmage today? Wouldn't miss it! 724 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:28,355 Should I bring some breakfast over to Grammy? 725 00:33:28,390 --> 00:33:30,224 She gets hungry after her morning cigarettes. 726 00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:32,560 Sheila has food at her house, she'll feed her. 727 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,262 Lip! Up! 728 00:33:34,296 --> 00:33:37,065 I don't have class till 10:00. I'm gonna go help Kev. 729 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,534 You like your classes this year? I love them. Thanks. 730 00:33:39,568 --> 00:33:41,603 Quite welcome. Go learn your state capitals. 731 00:33:41,637 --> 00:33:43,204 Go fuck yourself. Will do. 732 00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:44,706 Hey. Swing this at my head. 733 00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,941 I'm trying to strengthen my neck. 734 00:33:51,914 --> 00:33:54,748 Awesome... 735 00:33:58,886 --> 00:34:00,453 I don't have any money. 736 00:34:00,488 --> 00:34:02,288 You got to lie low, Frank. 737 00:34:02,322 --> 00:34:03,589 Mother's laying down. 738 00:34:03,623 --> 00:34:06,759 A lot of pain. I... 739 00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:08,427 I got her pain pills. 740 00:34:08,461 --> 00:34:09,928 Mickey thinks you're going to tell everybody 741 00:34:09,962 --> 00:34:11,196 about what you saw. 742 00:34:13,599 --> 00:34:15,567 Men have always had men. 743 00:34:15,601 --> 00:34:20,239 DaVinci, Abe Lincoln, the guy from Hogan's Heroes. 744 00:34:20,274 --> 00:34:21,707 Choose a gender, 745 00:34:21,742 --> 00:34:23,876 and find someone who wants to fuck. 746 00:34:23,911 --> 00:34:26,479 Preferably... for free. 747 00:34:26,514 --> 00:34:28,715 Mickey wants to kill you. 748 00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:30,750 I don't want him to go to Juvie. 749 00:34:30,784 --> 00:34:32,252 Hey. 750 00:34:32,286 --> 00:34:33,887 This is bad, Frank. 751 00:34:33,921 --> 00:34:36,122 What's happening to my mother is bad. 752 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,991 Very, very bad. 753 00:34:38,025 --> 00:34:40,427 Dying is bad. 754 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:44,597 Try to avoid it, son. 755 00:34:49,136 --> 00:34:52,171 It's amazing, when you start thinking about babies. 756 00:34:52,206 --> 00:34:54,107 My testicles have never been my ally. 757 00:34:54,141 --> 00:34:55,942 It's a whole other thing, 758 00:34:55,976 --> 00:34:59,111 shifting from screwing just as, you know, screwing, 759 00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:01,280 to screwing with the purpose of creating a new person. 760 00:35:01,314 --> 00:35:02,681 Of course, you know that already, 761 00:35:02,716 --> 00:35:04,950 you've proven your sperm can spawn new life. 762 00:35:04,985 --> 00:35:06,518 Yeah, well, might not be mine. 763 00:35:06,553 --> 00:35:08,621 And it's a little different when the baby's a surprise 764 00:35:08,655 --> 00:35:09,855 and the mother doesn't want it. 765 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:11,823 Karen decide what she want to do yet? 766 00:35:11,858 --> 00:35:13,792 No. We're seeing a family attorney this morning. 767 00:35:13,827 --> 00:35:15,127 Ask me again after school. 768 00:35:15,161 --> 00:35:16,762 You're back in school? 769 00:35:16,796 --> 00:35:19,531 Yeah. I promised Fiona I'd go back if she did. 770 00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:21,433 Fiona's back in high school? 771 00:35:21,468 --> 00:35:22,968 Trying to get her GED. 772 00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:25,436 She'll fail. Then I can quit again. 773 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:26,671 She won't fail. She's smart. 774 00:35:26,705 --> 00:35:28,706 Yeah, but... not school smart. 775 00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,507 Dude, who the hell around here is gonna go to school 776 00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:31,775 if the one really smart guy quits? 777 00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:33,143 That's not my problem. 778 00:35:33,178 --> 00:35:35,112 I disagree. You want to quit something, 779 00:35:35,146 --> 00:35:36,946 quit trying to make your life complicated. 780 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:39,482 Go to school, and enjoy being smarter than everyone, 781 00:35:39,516 --> 00:35:41,851 and become Master of the Universe. I mean, fuck. 782 00:35:41,886 --> 00:35:43,620 Well, what if I don't want to be Master of the Universe? 783 00:35:43,654 --> 00:35:46,823 Tough! You've got to be one of those ridiculously rich, 784 00:35:46,858 --> 00:35:48,725 successful dudes, and put my kid 785 00:35:48,759 --> 00:35:49,993 through college someday. 786 00:35:50,027 --> 00:35:52,628 But no pressure. 787 00:35:54,764 --> 00:35:56,364 How you feeling? 788 00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:01,970 Incredible. 789 00:36:02,004 --> 00:36:03,739 Let's go dancing. 790 00:36:07,043 --> 00:36:08,344 Christ. 791 00:36:08,378 --> 00:36:10,145 I shoulda ate more salads. 792 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:12,014 Do you want me to get you one now? 793 00:36:12,048 --> 00:36:13,382 No. 794 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:14,984 Did you call Fiona? 795 00:36:15,018 --> 00:36:17,653 Well... she seemed 796 00:36:17,687 --> 00:36:19,721 reluctant to-to have you 797 00:36:19,756 --> 00:36:21,023 come back home. 798 00:36:21,057 --> 00:36:22,257 Reluctant? 799 00:36:22,292 --> 00:36:24,359 She said you set her house on fire. 800 00:36:25,695 --> 00:36:28,430 Christ! 801 00:36:28,465 --> 00:36:31,867 Somehow, I've been banished to ride this out 802 00:36:31,902 --> 00:36:33,368 in a stranger's house 803 00:36:33,403 --> 00:36:36,071 where none of my grandkids come to visit me. 804 00:36:36,105 --> 00:36:39,108 And my son ran away with all the painkillers you brought me. 805 00:36:39,142 --> 00:36:40,909 I'm on it. Drug run! 806 00:36:44,581 --> 00:36:46,182 He's like a superhero. 807 00:36:46,217 --> 00:36:47,617 He's all right. 808 00:36:47,651 --> 00:36:48,952 And so are you. 809 00:36:48,986 --> 00:36:53,523 Monica-- you know, Frank's ex?-- she was a bitch. 810 00:36:53,557 --> 00:36:56,459 You're not a bitch. Thank you. 811 00:36:58,762 --> 00:37:00,930 How do you do that? 812 00:37:00,964 --> 00:37:02,698 The "nice" thing? 813 00:37:02,733 --> 00:37:07,269 I was a shitty mother. Shitty, shitty, shitty. 814 00:37:07,304 --> 00:37:09,872 But what are you gonna do? Cry? 815 00:37:09,906 --> 00:37:11,607 Nah. 816 00:37:11,641 --> 00:37:14,643 Three of my four sons turned out all right. 817 00:37:14,677 --> 00:37:16,878 None of them are incarcerated, currently. 818 00:37:16,913 --> 00:37:19,314 So I'm not gonna complain. 819 00:37:21,284 --> 00:37:23,620 I'm sorry I pointed that gun at you. 820 00:37:23,654 --> 00:37:26,557 Well... 821 00:37:26,591 --> 00:37:28,326 I never 822 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,094 should've said your 823 00:37:30,129 --> 00:37:32,764 cootchie smells like sulfur. 824 00:37:32,798 --> 00:37:34,333 I... 825 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:36,502 I've always taken care of myself down there. 826 00:37:37,671 --> 00:37:39,471 Not easy, the older you get. 827 00:37:39,506 --> 00:37:41,440 Oh, don't I know it. 828 00:37:44,278 --> 00:37:45,411 Oh, Jesus God... 829 00:37:47,681 --> 00:37:49,782 Ah... Maybe. Let me see if I can get Jody. 830 00:37:49,816 --> 00:37:51,316 Hold on. 831 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,129 Where is he? 832 00:38:02,163 --> 00:38:03,964 I have no idea. He's had 24 hours 833 00:38:03,999 --> 00:38:05,967 to run his mouth already. Where is he? 834 00:38:06,001 --> 00:38:08,470 He won't. If my dad finds out about this, 835 00:38:08,504 --> 00:38:10,005 he will kill me himself. 836 00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:11,940 I've been to 16 bars, 837 00:38:11,975 --> 00:38:13,876 the homeless shelter, shantytown under the El, 838 00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:15,878 your house, batty Sheila's... where the fuck is he? 839 00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:19,048 I don't know! Bullshit! 840 00:38:21,551 --> 00:38:22,784 You warned him. 841 00:38:22,818 --> 00:38:24,318 I hate him more than you do. 842 00:38:24,353 --> 00:38:26,154 I ain't stealing this. 843 00:38:26,188 --> 00:38:29,623 This is less than what I'm owed for my hours this week. 844 00:38:29,657 --> 00:38:32,392 I'm done. Done... done. 845 00:38:32,426 --> 00:38:34,027 Frank's walked in on Fiona and all of her boyfriends, 846 00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:36,129 walked in on Lip and his girls. 847 00:38:36,163 --> 00:38:38,632 We got nothing to be ashamed of. What fucking world do you live in? 848 00:38:38,666 --> 00:38:40,166 You can't... 849 00:38:40,201 --> 00:38:42,369 you can't... you know... 850 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,806 I don't want you to... What did I just say to you? Done is done. 851 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,241 What, you think we're boyfriend and girlfriend here? 852 00:38:47,275 --> 00:38:50,478 You're nothing but a warm mouth to me. 853 00:38:50,512 --> 00:38:53,481 Sorry I gotta go kill your dad, but I'm doing a lot of people 854 00:38:53,516 --> 00:38:55,884 a favor, including you. 855 00:38:57,921 --> 00:38:59,655 You say go, 856 00:38:59,689 --> 00:39:02,258 I'll put out the word. All right, so you're a broker? 857 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:04,694 I introduce you to a pool of parents that want to adopt. 858 00:39:04,728 --> 00:39:07,930 They want to make sure that the baby gets good prenatal care, 859 00:39:07,965 --> 00:39:10,900 food, travel to and from the doctor... I mean, 860 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,401 these things cost money, and they 861 00:39:12,435 --> 00:39:14,670 pay cash for these things. 862 00:39:14,704 --> 00:39:16,438 And other things that you might think that you need. 863 00:39:16,472 --> 00:39:21,409 A new computer, so you can read up on all the Mommy Web sites. 864 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:22,944 Maternity clothes. Paternity clothes. 865 00:39:22,978 --> 00:39:24,947 I mean, you're young. 866 00:39:24,981 --> 00:39:27,584 As long as you take your folic acid 867 00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:30,253 and avoid hard drugs, you'll clean up. 868 00:39:30,288 --> 00:39:32,456 I like this guy. 869 00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:35,059 And you can always change your mind, and keep the baby 870 00:39:35,093 --> 00:39:37,027 and the money that they gave you. 871 00:39:37,062 --> 00:39:38,395 But I wouldn't. 872 00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:41,431 Kids can be, uh... a pain in the ass. 873 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,767 Here are some letters from prospective parents lobbying me 874 00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:46,368 for an all-white baby. 875 00:39:46,403 --> 00:39:47,937 You look them over. 876 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:50,807 See if any of their prose sways you. 877 00:39:50,841 --> 00:39:52,309 In my experience, the deeper 878 00:39:52,343 --> 00:39:54,945 the flowery bullshit, the richer they are. 879 00:39:54,979 --> 00:39:58,614 Wealthy, infertile people will go all out trying to buy babies. 880 00:39:58,649 --> 00:40:00,416 Right. But they're still good families, right? 881 00:40:00,451 --> 00:40:03,419 I mean, you make sure they're going to decent parents? 882 00:40:03,453 --> 00:40:04,987 Since when is rich not good? 883 00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:12,161 Something a little extra in there for you. 884 00:40:12,196 --> 00:40:14,630 Ah, you covered my ass a few times, 885 00:40:14,664 --> 00:40:15,932 never called in fake sick. 886 00:40:15,966 --> 00:40:17,166 Thanks. 887 00:40:17,201 --> 00:40:18,968 Customers sure do love you. 888 00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:21,004 No way you can stay on? 889 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:23,640 Summer's over. Nobody left at home to watch my baby brother. 890 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:25,909 Well, we might be opening up a new club soon. 891 00:40:25,943 --> 00:40:28,578 Upscale, tips are gonna be good. I appreciate it, Meg. 892 00:40:28,613 --> 00:40:29,846 I just... 893 00:40:29,881 --> 00:40:31,415 I just can't. 894 00:40:31,449 --> 00:40:32,816 But you're good with people. 895 00:40:32,851 --> 00:40:37,454 And not just people who nap and use sippy cups. 896 00:40:37,488 --> 00:40:39,756 There's not much flexibility when your childcare worker 897 00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:41,658 has to go back to elementary school. 898 00:40:41,692 --> 00:40:44,126 Gonna need a third assistant manager soon. 899 00:40:44,161 --> 00:40:45,928 Kiomi's heading back to Tokyo 900 00:40:45,963 --> 00:40:47,463 to get married to that jerk from Nokia. 901 00:40:47,498 --> 00:40:49,699 I can't work nights. 902 00:40:49,734 --> 00:40:52,535 Liam needs me during the day. I like him. 903 00:40:52,570 --> 00:40:54,371 Most of the time, he likes me. 904 00:40:55,706 --> 00:40:58,274 Well, if things change, track me down. 905 00:40:58,309 --> 00:41:00,943 Hey. Yeah. 906 00:41:03,847 --> 00:41:07,216 These douches sent me a picture of a tree with a swing in it. 907 00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:10,320 And this guy's wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt. 908 00:41:10,354 --> 00:41:11,788 I'm not letting my kid 909 00:41:11,822 --> 00:41:15,491 get molested by some guy in a Tommy Bahama shirt. 910 00:41:15,526 --> 00:41:17,694 Prada, maybe. 911 00:41:17,728 --> 00:41:19,362 Why is this such a joke to you? 912 00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:21,297 It's not a joke. 913 00:41:21,332 --> 00:41:23,233 I'm providing a valuable service 914 00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:25,001 to losers who God doesn't want having kids. 915 00:41:25,035 --> 00:41:26,836 And I'm getting paid. Oh, yeah, but don't you think 916 00:41:26,871 --> 00:41:28,471 it's a little messed up? 917 00:41:28,505 --> 00:41:32,508 You know, our kid's gonna be out there alive. 918 00:41:32,543 --> 00:41:35,077 You know, living life, looking like us, 919 00:41:35,112 --> 00:41:36,846 being raised by strangers? 920 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,715 Who says it's yours? 921 00:41:39,749 --> 00:41:41,316 The 200 times we fucked! 922 00:41:41,351 --> 00:41:42,918 We weren't exclusive. 923 00:41:42,952 --> 00:41:44,486 Stop making this a big deal. 924 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,521 I'm merely the manufacturer. 925 00:41:46,556 --> 00:41:48,523 If there's a market for babies out there, 926 00:41:48,558 --> 00:41:50,091 I'm gonna corner my share. 927 00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:52,093 Who knows? I might just do this every year. 928 00:41:52,128 --> 00:41:54,529 Make a mint. 929 00:41:54,563 --> 00:41:56,697 ♪ And you say, go slow ♪ 930 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:59,133 ♪ I fall behind ♪ 931 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,703 ♪ The second hand unwinds ♪ 932 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:04,738 ♪ If you're lost, you can look ♪ 933 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,440 ♪ And you will find me ♪ 934 00:42:06,474 --> 00:42:08,709 ♪ Time after time... ♪ Stop it, please. 935 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,043 Me or Jody? ♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪ 936 00:42:10,078 --> 00:42:12,546 ♪ I'll be waiting ♪ Both of you. 937 00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:14,414 ♪ Time after time... ♪ Please! 938 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:18,418 Well... 939 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,887 you're looking very beautiful. 940 00:42:20,922 --> 00:42:22,389 I am not. 941 00:42:22,423 --> 00:42:23,757 And no toenail polish 942 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,093 is gonna fix it. 943 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:27,895 Everyone's beautiful on the inside. 944 00:42:29,231 --> 00:42:31,566 Way, way inside. 945 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,702 Have the coroner cut me open when this is done 946 00:42:33,736 --> 00:42:35,404 and see if that's true. 947 00:42:35,438 --> 00:42:36,972 I need a drink. 948 00:42:37,006 --> 00:42:38,640 Sorry I couldn't rustle up more drugs for you. 949 00:42:38,674 --> 00:42:40,308 Shipment lands tonight. Can you ride it out? 950 00:42:40,343 --> 00:42:42,477 At the Alibi, 951 00:42:42,511 --> 00:42:43,277 yes. 952 00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:45,146 Sheila, get me three 953 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:48,149 big envelopes and some stamps. 954 00:42:48,183 --> 00:42:49,617 We're off to the Alibi. 955 00:42:49,651 --> 00:42:53,387 I don't like to leave the house. 956 00:42:53,421 --> 00:42:55,321 Well, suck it up. 957 00:42:55,356 --> 00:42:56,489 You need to get me 958 00:42:56,523 --> 00:42:58,491 out of this morgue. 959 00:42:58,525 --> 00:43:01,427 I owe you a drink, at the very least. 960 00:43:01,461 --> 00:43:02,762 What are you doing? 961 00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:05,231 Sending cash to my sons. 962 00:43:05,265 --> 00:43:10,102 That will make Frank very happy. 963 00:43:10,136 --> 00:43:11,737 Frank gets none. 964 00:43:13,206 --> 00:43:16,775 That's what happens when you steal my drugs. 965 00:43:16,809 --> 00:43:20,579 Accretion onto a stationary black hole has been solved 966 00:43:20,613 --> 00:43:22,514 analytically only 967 00:43:22,548 --> 00:43:24,916 under the assumption of spherical symmetry. 968 00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:29,286 Who used the Newtonian treatment of accretion? 969 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,921 Who used the full general relativistic one? 970 00:43:31,956 --> 00:43:34,958 It's in your textbooks. Anyone? 971 00:43:34,992 --> 00:43:36,359 Mr. Gallagher? 972 00:43:39,196 --> 00:43:41,298 What? 973 00:43:41,332 --> 00:43:43,267 Do you know the answer? 974 00:43:45,804 --> 00:43:48,539 Uh, I believe the answer to that question, um, 975 00:43:48,573 --> 00:43:51,708 like the answer to most questions, is fuck you. 976 00:43:52,977 --> 00:43:55,278 Anyone else? 977 00:43:55,313 --> 00:43:56,846 Newtonian accretion? 978 00:43:56,881 --> 00:44:00,383 No, really, the answer is fuck you! 979 00:44:07,658 --> 00:44:09,625 Frank's at the Alibi. 980 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:10,626 I got this. 981 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:11,994 No, we got your back. 982 00:44:12,028 --> 00:44:13,529 I know you do, but I got it. 983 00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:14,963 I hate rapists, too. 984 00:44:14,998 --> 00:44:16,365 Okay, so get the next one. 985 00:44:16,399 --> 00:44:18,733 We're coming. Grab a mask. 986 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,374 Miss Gallagher? 987 00:44:25,408 --> 00:44:26,809 Yeah. Come on in. 988 00:44:26,843 --> 00:44:28,811 I didn't know if you remembered me. 989 00:44:28,845 --> 00:44:30,212 Of course, Mr. Healey. 990 00:44:30,247 --> 00:44:31,514 How are you? 991 00:44:31,548 --> 00:44:33,850 Well, one more year till full pension, 992 00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:34,985 then it's taillights. 993 00:44:35,019 --> 00:44:35,986 Congrats. 994 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,654 What's up? 995 00:44:37,689 --> 00:44:40,224 Lip's been expelled. 996 00:44:40,258 --> 00:44:41,492 What? 997 00:44:41,527 --> 00:44:42,694 Threw a chair through a window. 998 00:44:42,728 --> 00:44:43,695 Come on. Expelled? 999 00:44:43,729 --> 00:44:45,029 Smoking dope in the bathroom, 1000 00:44:45,063 --> 00:44:47,098 telling teachers to eff off. 1001 00:44:47,132 --> 00:44:49,900 But I called around to a few friends. 1002 00:44:49,935 --> 00:44:53,270 I used to coach wrestling over at Mckinley. 1003 00:44:53,304 --> 00:44:55,406 They'll take him. 1004 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,775 But they won't put up 1005 00:44:57,809 --> 00:44:59,310 with any of his smart-ass stuff. 1006 00:45:00,979 --> 00:45:02,947 Thank you, Mr. H. 1007 00:45:04,883 --> 00:45:07,385 Don't let him screw it up, Fiona. 1008 00:45:12,225 --> 00:45:14,693 Why'd you quit drinking? 1009 00:45:14,728 --> 00:45:16,562 The first time I quit, I woke up one morning 1010 00:45:16,596 --> 00:45:18,564 after I'd slept with my best friend's fiancée. 1011 00:45:18,598 --> 00:45:20,699 Felt really, really awful. 1012 00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:22,234 Bad hangover, huh? 1013 00:45:22,268 --> 00:45:24,736 Gin or Tequila? 1014 00:45:24,770 --> 00:45:26,271 Beer. Beer? 1015 00:45:26,305 --> 00:45:27,906 So I made a list 1016 00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:30,275 of the top 50 stupidest things I'd ever done. 1017 00:45:30,309 --> 00:45:32,277 All 50 were done drunk. 1018 00:45:32,311 --> 00:45:33,211 Took that as a sign. 1019 00:45:33,245 --> 00:45:35,413 Stop. Mail these. 1020 00:46:06,546 --> 00:46:08,513 Was that on purpose? 1021 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:09,915 It was. 1022 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:28,000 - Hey, it's Lip. - Leave me a me a message. 1023 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,168 Seriously, 1024 00:46:29,202 --> 00:46:30,603 dude, seriously? 1025 00:46:30,637 --> 00:46:32,071 Explain this to me. 1026 00:46:33,072 --> 00:46:34,339 Hi! 1027 00:46:43,817 --> 00:46:45,184 Yes! 1028 00:46:45,218 --> 00:46:46,386 Yeah! Yes! 1029 00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:48,621 Go, Carl! 1030 00:46:48,656 --> 00:46:51,458 Good job, buddy! 1031 00:46:52,426 --> 00:46:55,896 You got owned, punk, owned! 1032 00:47:02,603 --> 00:47:04,370 All right, I got to go. 1033 00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,072 Jody. 1034 00:47:06,106 --> 00:47:07,207 Tent time. 1035 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,008 You give humanity a good name. 1036 00:47:10,044 --> 00:47:11,845 Peg. 1037 00:47:11,879 --> 00:47:13,213 I need a pen. 1038 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,148 Oh. 1039 00:47:15,182 --> 00:47:18,251 According to Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, 1040 00:47:18,286 --> 00:47:19,687 there's five stages of death, 1041 00:47:19,721 --> 00:47:21,055 and you're in the acceptance stage. 1042 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:23,591 I was just trying to get hit by a bus 1043 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:26,327 so my family could sue the city. 1044 00:47:26,362 --> 00:47:29,864 You're facing death with acceptance, 1045 00:47:29,899 --> 00:47:32,267 and that's good. 1046 00:47:33,303 --> 00:47:35,838 Do you have a plastic bag? 1047 00:47:35,872 --> 00:47:37,373 Are you gonna be sick to your stomach? 1048 00:47:37,407 --> 00:47:39,041 I need a plastic bag. 1049 00:47:39,076 --> 00:47:40,710 Ziploc or garbage? 1050 00:47:40,744 --> 00:47:42,812 Anything will do. Okay, okay. 1051 00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:48,017 Run up a couple blocks. 1052 00:47:48,052 --> 00:47:49,386 I'm gonna come from behind. 1053 00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:51,121 I'll catch him in an alley and get it done. 1054 00:47:58,663 --> 00:48:00,698 ♪ You got the right time ♪ 1055 00:48:00,732 --> 00:48:02,399 ♪ This is the right time ♪ 1056 00:48:02,434 --> 00:48:03,567 ♪ You got the callback ♪ 1057 00:48:03,602 --> 00:48:06,036 ♪ You got the handout ♪ 1058 00:48:06,071 --> 00:48:09,273 ♪ You've seen the sign and the sign says "Leave here" ♪ 1059 00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:10,541 ♪ You got just one step ♪ 1060 00:48:10,575 --> 00:48:12,042 ♪ This is the one step ♪ 1061 00:48:12,077 --> 00:48:14,111 ♪ You got the part, girl ♪ 1062 00:48:14,145 --> 00:48:16,113 ♪ Right, you want this? ♪ 1063 00:48:16,147 --> 00:48:17,381 ♪ You found the pulse ♪ 1064 00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:19,817 ♪ Now you're all out and over this ♪ 1065 00:48:19,851 --> 00:48:21,552 ♪ You've seen the sign, and the sign says... ♪ 1066 00:48:23,922 --> 00:48:26,224 ♪ You got the one step, this is the one step... ♪ 1067 00:48:46,511 --> 00:48:48,478 Hey... 1068 00:48:48,513 --> 00:48:49,679 Officer, 1069 00:48:49,714 --> 00:48:51,014 oink oink. 1070 00:48:53,951 --> 00:48:56,486 ♪ You lit the wire, now it's burning. ♪ 1071 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,820 Does that violate my probation? 1072 00:48:57,855 --> 00:48:59,155 Shut up! 1073 00:48:59,190 --> 00:49:02,192 Go into the light, 1074 00:49:02,227 --> 00:49:04,462 go into the light. 1075 00:49:05,831 --> 00:49:07,265 Go. 1076 00:49:07,299 --> 00:49:08,866 It's not working. 1077 00:49:08,901 --> 00:49:10,868 Be brave. 1078 00:49:12,137 --> 00:49:14,438 I can't die looking at you. 1079 00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:15,773 Well, close your eyes. 1080 00:49:15,807 --> 00:49:17,141 It was too hot. 1081 00:49:17,175 --> 00:49:18,242 Oh. 1082 00:49:19,511 --> 00:49:21,612 Hold my nose, suffocate me. 1083 00:49:21,647 --> 00:49:23,314 Really? Yeah. 1084 00:49:23,349 --> 00:49:25,950 Same idea as the bag, but it'll go quicker. 1085 00:49:25,985 --> 00:49:27,719 Well, should I wash my hands first? 1086 00:49:27,753 --> 00:49:28,720 Just do it. 1087 00:49:35,027 --> 00:49:36,194 How's that? 1088 00:49:36,228 --> 00:49:37,629 I am still breathing out of this mouth. 1089 00:49:37,663 --> 00:49:40,164 Okay, well, I can cover it with my other hand. 1090 00:49:40,199 --> 00:49:41,800 No, my survival instinct 1091 00:49:41,834 --> 00:49:44,036 will kick in and I'll just end up 1092 00:49:44,070 --> 00:49:45,171 biting you. 1093 00:49:47,007 --> 00:49:48,341 How about a pillow? 1094 00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:50,310 Think you're strong enough to hold it over my face 1095 00:49:50,344 --> 00:49:52,145 and finish the job? 1096 00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:56,083 Well, I'm... I'm strong enough to try. 1097 00:50:01,023 --> 00:50:02,990 This isn't considered murder? 1098 00:50:03,024 --> 00:50:05,192 Not if I give you permission. 1099 00:50:09,631 --> 00:50:11,698 Do you give me your permission 1100 00:50:11,733 --> 00:50:14,401 to hold this pillow over your face? 1101 00:50:14,435 --> 00:50:16,403 I do. 1102 00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:21,875 Good-bye, Sheila. 1103 00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:25,179 Good-bye, Peg. 1104 00:50:25,213 --> 00:50:26,881 Don't pussy out on me. 1105 00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:29,917 Okay. 1106 00:50:48,672 --> 00:50:50,239 Oh, wow. 1107 00:50:50,273 --> 00:50:52,374 Well... hold it. 1108 00:50:52,409 --> 00:50:56,245 Oh, go, go into the light. 1109 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,080 Go in-- go into the light. 1110 00:50:58,115 --> 00:51:00,316 Uh... 1111 00:51:00,351 --> 00:51:02,753 your, your sins are forgiven. 1112 00:51:02,787 --> 00:51:05,722 Go into the light. 1113 00:51:05,757 --> 00:51:08,159 Tell St. Peter you're sorry 1114 00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:11,162 for being so shitty. 1115 00:51:11,196 --> 00:51:13,131 Do it while you still have your breath. 1116 00:51:29,046 --> 00:51:33,683 Uh, Frank, your mother's passed. 1117 00:51:45,629 --> 00:51:47,597 Do you have a paring knife? 1118 00:51:47,631 --> 00:51:48,631 You're not cooking dinner. 1119 00:51:48,665 --> 00:51:50,599 Oh, come on. Let him. 1120 00:51:53,637 --> 00:51:54,670 Hey! 1121 00:51:54,705 --> 00:51:55,671 Hey. 1122 00:51:55,706 --> 00:51:56,940 Expelled? 1123 00:51:56,974 --> 00:51:58,475 You win. 1124 00:51:58,509 --> 00:51:59,643 I win? 1125 00:51:59,677 --> 00:52:00,844 That's all you have to say? 1126 00:52:00,878 --> 00:52:02,312 I lose. Well, you're lucky 1127 00:52:02,346 --> 00:52:03,613 for a loser. 1128 00:52:03,648 --> 00:52:04,881 Mr. Healey got you into another school. 1129 00:52:04,916 --> 00:52:06,616 Yeah, I'm not going. You are. 1130 00:52:06,651 --> 00:52:07,617 No, I'm not. 1131 00:52:07,651 --> 00:52:08,818 Guys, guys, calm down. 1132 00:52:08,853 --> 00:52:10,620 Hey, Jimmy, butt the fuck out. 1133 00:52:10,655 --> 00:52:12,055 You are finishing high school. 1134 00:52:12,089 --> 00:52:13,290 I've done a year more than you. 1135 00:52:13,324 --> 00:52:14,391 This isn't about me. 1136 00:52:14,425 --> 00:52:16,226 So, what, you want me to bust my ass, 1137 00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:17,627 get a diploma and a high-paying job, 1138 00:52:17,661 --> 00:52:19,495 so I can buy you all houses and shit 1139 00:52:19,530 --> 00:52:21,631 while you lay around doing fuck-all? 1140 00:52:21,665 --> 00:52:22,999 I'm down for that. 1141 00:52:23,033 --> 00:52:25,168 Why is that on me, huh? 1142 00:52:25,202 --> 00:52:27,404 Because I've done all right on some tests? 1143 00:52:30,108 --> 00:52:32,843 No, I'll pull my weight, but I'm not going to be 1144 00:52:32,877 --> 00:52:34,345 the fucking golden goose! 1145 00:52:34,379 --> 00:52:36,480 School or out. What? 1146 00:52:36,514 --> 00:52:38,816 My job is to keep this house going. 1147 00:52:38,850 --> 00:52:40,884 Busting my ass for you, 1148 00:52:40,919 --> 00:52:42,586 working eight jobs, making meals, 1149 00:52:42,621 --> 00:52:44,088 keeping everything straight. 1150 00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:46,190 Your job is school! 1151 00:52:46,224 --> 00:52:48,759 School or leave. 1152 00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:10,381 What are you doing? 1153 00:53:10,415 --> 00:53:12,683 Well, I'm not going back to school, so 1154 00:53:12,718 --> 00:53:14,719 I guess it means I'm leaving. 1155 00:53:29,502 --> 00:53:32,070 Lip, come back! 1156 00:53:33,639 --> 00:53:36,174 Lip! 1157 00:54:01,466 --> 00:54:03,700 Mom died. 1158 00:54:06,171 --> 00:54:08,072 Aw... 1159 00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:22,783 Re-Sync by abc_321