1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,996 For those of you who were too fucking busy... 3 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,548 -Hey, you filthy fucking Portuguese. KEVIN: Stan's losing his marbles. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,424 -What happened? -You fucked my sister. 5 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,673 KEVIN: He shouldn't be alone. -Call his daughter. 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,463 -I'm gonna come down-- -He wants to stay in his apartment. 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,882 -Where you been? -Brazil. 8 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,887 We should get together, have lunch. 9 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,219 FIONA: I'm seeing someone. STEVE: So am I. Bring him. 10 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,055 STEVE: Estefania doesn't speak English. -You're married? 11 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,021 You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear? 12 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,275 I missed you. 13 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:34,235 -Hey- -okaY- 14 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,694 Whoa. 15 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,409 DEBBIE: Was it weird seeing Jimmy? FIONA: Who's Jimmy? 16 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:39,737 Jimmy is Steve. 17 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,701 V, they're gone. Ethel and Jonah. 18 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,875 All their stuff is gone. His clothes, her suitcase, gone. 19 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,750 Fuck you. I'll make West Point on my own. I don't need you. 20 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,629 She's a married mother publicly flaunting the geriatric she's sleeping with. 21 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,293 JASMINE: Come on, I need an accomplice. 22 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,507 When I tell Hal we're going out, I won't be lying. 23 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:57,922 I'm sorry, who are you? 24 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,557 -I'm your grandmother. -Grammy showed up. 25 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,681 -Grammy's back. -Jesus. They let you out? 26 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,559 Surprised to see you. Thought you were doing 20 to life. 27 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,185 I will fuck you up. 28 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,893 -Oh, my God. There's a woman with a gun. -Shit. 29 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:14,822 -She's at a party. She's shooting people. -Pull it! Do it! 30 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,861 [GUNSHOT] 31 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,525 And I'm gonna kick your ass. 32 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,701 -Put some pants on, man. -I got pants on. 33 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,437 FIONA: Mm. 34 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,394 Babe, stop. 35 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,858 Come on. You know I hate that. 36 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,195 I'm gonna stick my thumb in your butt if you don't stop. 37 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,333 JASMINE: Mm, now we're talking. Mm. 38 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,784 Morning, sunshine. 39 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,370 -Who let you in? -Carl. 40 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,711 We don't let people in the house before I wake up! 41 00:02:56,885 --> 00:03:00,844 -Which guy doesn't like a finger up the butt? -What are you doing here? 42 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,255 I came to invite you out on David's boat today. 43 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,015 I thought you weren't allowed. Isn't it the wife's? 44 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,518 Yeah, but they're dropping one of the brats off at college. 45 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,849 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 46 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,432 Oh. Steve's back in town. 47 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,693 -Not sure what to do about it. -Bring him. Boat's got a Jacuzzi. 48 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,525 Ah, kids start school Tuesday. Got a lot to do to get ready. 49 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,652 So come for an hour. 50 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,783 Everybody says that, but it never happens. 51 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,453 -I'll kick you out after an hour. -Shouldn't you get your kids ready? 52 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,531 Hal's on it. He loves doing that crap. 53 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,745 So you'll come? 54 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:34,749 I'll think about it. I'm gonna take a shower now, wash your slobber off me. 55 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,422 You know, men pay lots of money for that slobber. 56 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,503 -Oh, yeah. Thanks for the visual. -Mm. 57 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,919 Go make yourself useful. I need coffee. 58 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,680 You look like shit, Frank. You just getting in? 59 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,137 -Just got up. -It's 7 a.m. 60 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:51,895 Hurry up. I gotta help my mother out of bed and take her to the bathroom. 61 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,894 Putting a damper on your drink-puke-sleep schedule, huh? 62 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,353 I can't take it anymore. 63 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,268 Your problem, not ours. 64 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,860 What about this little guy? Hey, fella. Oh.... 65 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,244 KEVIN: Yeah, I don't know, V. VERONICA: Oh, come on. 66 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:11,244 He's so cute. How could anyone have abandoned him? 67 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:17,334 -And his tongue is almost as good as yours. -A dog is not gonna fill the hole in my heart. 68 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,255 When you gonna get over this, Kev? 69 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,132 Doesn't it bother you that Ethel's gone? 70 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:24,420 -It bothers me we're not gonna get the money. -Why would she leave us? 71 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,929 -She's ungrateful. -Stop. 72 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:29,304 If she doesn't give a shit about us, why should we give a shit about her? 73 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,180 She was family. 74 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,855 -We have to move on. -I liked having someone depend on me. 75 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:38,358 -Well, then pick out a stupid dog. -Dogs are too much responsibility. 76 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,564 A kid isn't? A cat then. 77 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:44,402 -It's gonna piss everywhere. -We're not leaving here without something. 78 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,276 Fine. 79 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,490 We'll get that. 80 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,710 This baby is pushing on my bladder. 81 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,453 Morning. 82 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,294 Ah, Jesus. Not again. 83 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,299 [SEAL'S "KISS FROM A ROSE" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 84 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,337 -Knowing you were peeing made me horny. -You're a sex addict. 85 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:10,757 Knowing I have a cold sore makes you horny. 86 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,343 [GRUNTING] 87 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,763 I've been kissed by a rose 88 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,353 Look at me. Look at me, I'm about to come. 89 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,563 Look at me. Oh, baby. 90 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,353 Oh. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 91 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,944 My power, my pleasure, my pain. 92 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,483 My power, my pleasure, my pain 93 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,947 [GASPING] 94 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:33,659 To me you're like a growing addiction That I can't deny 95 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:38,119 Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? 96 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,536 KAREN: Oh. 97 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,379 Why do you always do that? 98 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,666 JODY: What? -Cry. 99 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,668 To release. 100 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,629 -It's weird. JODY: I can't help it. 101 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,339 I feel so close to you. 102 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:54,476 It's like I'm giving you all my hurt and joy to hold and protect. 103 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,761 [JODY SOBBING] 104 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,681 So gay- 105 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,188 Be nice to have a little Jean Nate in the water. 106 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,102 FRANK: I'll get some tomorrow. 107 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:07,444 And stop breathing all over me. 108 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,071 [CAR HORN HONKS] 109 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,740 I wanna go to Indian bingo today. 110 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:17,203 -I'm feeling lucky. -Can't. Got a big day planned. 111 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,993 Where? At the Alibi? 112 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,546 We can go after you take me to Indian bingo. 113 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:27,881 I was thinking. We should look for a new place for you to live today. 114 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,508 Why the hell would I wanna do that? 115 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,263 Be a lot more comfortable. 116 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,015 Walk-in tub. 117 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,016 One of those chair-stair things. 118 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,018 Ramp on the front porch. 119 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,975 You'd be a lot more independent. 120 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,390 I don't need it. 121 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,559 -I have you. -Well... 122 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,446 ...I can't always be here. Got a full-time job. Six kids to raise. 123 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:51,108 Are we talking about the same person? 124 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:55,029 Scrub harder. You're scrubbing like a pussy. 125 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,745 Oh. That's a disturbing image. 126 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,919 -Morning, Lip. LIP: How's it going, Grams? 127 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,169 [ZIPPER OPENS] 128 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:09,338 -You fuck girls with that pecker? -As often as they let me. 129 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:14,014 Hard to believe he got Karen pregnant with that thing. It's so small, isn't it? 130 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,390 [LAUGHING] 131 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:20,429 Don't kiss up to me because you feel like a worthless piece of shit. 132 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,022 Missed a spot, Frank. 133 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,308 [TOILET FLUSHING] 134 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,522 -Assfuck. -Jackoff. 135 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:48,294 -You guys still not talking? -Dude! 136 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,795 -Carl! -What the fuck? 137 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,676 Why have I never done that before? 138 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:55,380 You have too much time on your hands. Summer school next year. 139 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,139 -How's your head? -Little dizzy. 140 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,096 You're fine. Go have some breakfast. 141 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,101 LIP: How much in the winter squirrel fund? 142 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,349 Just over nine grand. 143 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:06,392 -That's all to get us through winter? -Frank screwed us when he gave Liam away. 144 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:10,153 -There was the compressor for the fridge. -The stuff for Liam's infection. Mwah. 145 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,315 Everyone needs to get winter jobs. Debs, get down here. 146 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,901 -Breakfast. DEBBIE: I'll be right there. 147 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,706 I'll use the downstairs toilet. 148 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,496 School supplies and clothing. Nothing else. 149 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,583 No candy, drugs, beer or concert tickets. I want receipts. 150 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,873 What if the drugs are really good? 151 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,505 -Still here? -I got caught up reading a magazine. 152 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,044 Hey, that's mine. 153 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,381 Debs, I need you to find the backpacks and any old school books. 154 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,182 -Carl, put the supplies in the basement. DEBBIE: Okay. 155 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,636 -Roger that. -Lip, you and Ian clean the pool. 156 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,642 There's a few surprises in there. 157 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,521 -Carl, tell Lip to do it himself. -Lip, Ian says you can do it yourself. 158 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,811 Tell Ian he's being a douche bag for not talking to me. 159 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,522 -You're being a douche-- FIONA: Okay. 160 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:56,859 Whatever you guys are doing, I want it over before school starts. 161 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,403 -So figure it out. -Mommy, what's my assignment? 162 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,072 -Ah, go home to your family? -Actually... 163 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,954 ...I need to go get the boat ready. Belmont Harbor. 164 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,252 Slip 22. Two o'clock. 165 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,580 —I said I'll think about it. -Uh-huh. 166 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,880 FRANK: I wanna see what Fiona's cooking for breakfast. 167 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,217 It's a rooster in the henhouse. Hide the money. 168 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,598 FIONA: Morning, Grammy. LIP: Morning, Grammy. 169 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,010 [CHATTERING] 170 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,775 Your grandmother thinks you're being selfish by not spending time with her. 171 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,193 Why don't you hang out? 172 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,773 Have girl time. I'm gonna eat. 173 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,563 PEGGY: Frank. -Aargh! 174 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:40,031 Give me two three-minute eggs, dry toast, and a cup of Maxwell House... 175 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,786 ...before we go to Indian bingo. 176 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,368 Have fun, you guys. 177 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,827 [FRANK SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 178 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,202 -Only one cup. -Mm? 179 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,746 -That's your second cup. -So? 180 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,417 So baby book says caffeine's not good for the fetus. 181 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,586 -Well, it's good for me. -Hey. 182 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,130 You want our baby to come out healthy? 183 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,052 You Okay? 184 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,808 -Yeah. -Sure? 185 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,266 Yes, stop asking me. I'm fine. 186 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,146 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 187 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,016 -Door is open. -Who's here? 188 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,230 My friends from tattoo school. I told you. 189 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,110 Come in, come in. 190 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,441 [KIDS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 191 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,073 They're gonna give us some info about natural childbirth. 192 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:22,907 -Hey, you guys! MAN: Look at this man. 193 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,446 Hey, motherfucker. 194 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,156 Yeah. Looking good. 195 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,327 Just fucking sits there. 196 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,668 -Should we take her out of the cage? -Probably needs to acclimate. 197 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,296 Let's call her Ethel Number Two. 198 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,131 [REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 199 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,673 -What did we do wrong, V? -We didn't do anything wrong. 200 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,967 I feel like we should be looking for her. 201 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,349 -Social Services says they're on it. -Please. Social Services. 202 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,515 You think they have time to look for her? You heard that woman. 203 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:55,311 -Eighty-five percent of foster kids run away. -There's nothing we can do. 204 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,447 —Maybe she didn't like living here. -You said 85 percent of foster kids run away. 205 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,404 What makes you think we're in the top 15 percent? 206 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,783 How can you be so cold about this? 207 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,788 Because she hurt my Kev. 208 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:11,076 And no one hurts my Kev. 209 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,290 Come here. 210 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,253 -Mm, my baby's getting his mojo back. -It was never gone, just on hold. 211 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,796 [VERONICA LAUGHS] 212 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,474 Oh, shit. 213 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,888 What? 214 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,774 One of her weird underwear things. So what? 215 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,476 I'm not in the mood anymore. 216 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,278 -What--? Well, where are you going? -The Alibi Room. 217 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,030 We can do Lady and the Tramp. 218 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:45,201 I'm sorry if it's gonna take me longer to get over losing our child than you, V. 219 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,874 Please don't go out in public with that shirt. 220 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,913 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 221 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,961 -Hey. -I didn't text you back for a reason. 222 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:07,049 -I wanna explain. -Don't. I got everything I need, Jimmy. 223 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,008 -I'm still Fiona, by the way. -Fiona. 224 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,303 When I found out you were married, I was hurt. 225 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,689 But when you had a whole other life, I realized I dodged a bullet. 226 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,772 -I was trying to explain at the restaurant. -Not necessary. We're totally cool. 227 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,780 Everything's great, Jimmy-Steve. 228 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,409 I'll be seeing you around. 229 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,964 JODY: These powdered doughnuts are fantastic. 230 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,545 HELEN: I got them at Costco. Case was only $5. -We were there to get a Vizio flat screen. 231 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,883 Two hundred bucks later, no Vizio. 232 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,471 -Just a cart full of groceries. -Which we needed more than a TV. 233 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,848 -It's hard to watch the game on a baked ham. HELEN: Heh. 234 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,638 You guys can use our membership card any time you want. 235 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,099 Great. Lots of stuff we need around the house. 236 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,111 -I guess. -You know what you and I should do? 237 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,358 Can you pass the Pop-Tarts, honey? 238 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,940 We should go in on a couple of cases of diapers. 239 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,154 Mm? 240 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,115 Since our babies will probably be born around the same time. 241 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,197 -You're pregnant? -Why do you think I'm eating so much? 242 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:18,085 You could save a bundle on your hospital bills if you just have the baby at home. 243 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,042 -You have a tub? -Yeah, upstairs. 244 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,129 Besides, if you deliver at the hospital, you risk them slicing you like a turkey. 245 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,256 -What? LISA: Yeah, it's true. 246 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,178 Victor here--? Come here, baby. 247 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:34,853 He was 9 pounds. His little elbow was stuck behind my pelvis. 248 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,730 -Doctors had to give me an episiotomy. -What's that? 249 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,275 It's where they cut you open from vagina to anus. 250 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,648 You don't feel a thing. There's good drugs. 251 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,189 TOM: I got the video. -She doesn't wanna see that. 252 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,573 Nobody wants to see it. 253 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,948 I'm telling you, have the baby in the tub. It'll squirt right out. 254 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,114 LISA: My lady business hasn't been the same since the episiotomy. 255 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,750 -I swear I could fit a walrus up there. -It's not that bad. 256 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,546 Why did you wrap your penis in toilet paper before putting the condom on? 257 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,751 TOM: You saw that? -I've been pulling tissue out of me all week. 258 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,423 Hey, Karen, you okay? 259 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,473 Guess who the big winner was at Indian bingo. 260 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,883 [CHEERING] 261 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,848 Attagirl, Peggy. Did you cheat? 262 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,520 -Well, of course. TOMMY: Ha-ha-ha. 263 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,314 How about you, Frank? You win anything? 264 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,186 -Come on, Mom, let me play. -Did you bring any cash? 265 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,481 FRANK: No. -Then no bingo for you. 266 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,902 Fuck you, Tommy. 267 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,567 [LAUGHING] 268 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:34,613 -Hey, Kev. -Hey, guys. What can I get you? 269 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,907 PEGGY: A couple Old Styles with whiskey backs... 270 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,866 ...and a round for everyone on me. 271 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,707 ALL: Yeah! 272 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,879 PEGGY: Except for Jinny. I haven't forgotten... 273 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:48,131 ...you fucked my husband, you miserable excuse for a vagina. 274 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,420 [CROWD LAUGHING] 275 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,014 -Hey, Kermit. -Frank. 276 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,927 Yeah, it kind of doesn't go away. 277 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,639 So your house is tricked out with all that handicap crap, then. 278 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,309 Hand rails, shower bench, Rascal Scooter. 279 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,191 How would you feel about taking in my mother? 280 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,068 -No. -It's just that I'm getting busy-- 281 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:14,949 -I'm not taking care of your mother, Frank. -When he was 10, our family cat was in heat. 282 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,580 He thought that meant we should open the windows. 283 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,160 [LAUGHING] 284 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:30,009 -Fire in the hole. -Jasmine invited me out to David's boat. 285 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,092 I never been on a boat. Said it has gold-plated bathroom fixtures. You going? 286 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,225 -I don't know if I have time. VERONICA: It's the end of summer. 287 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,853 Before you know it, you'll be back to mittens and multiplication tables. 288 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,435 Maybe. I'm coming down. 289 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,225 It'll be a nice distraction for Kev. 290 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,690 -He's driving me crazy. -He's still upset? 291 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,447 It's not like Ethel was our real kid. She was our job. 292 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,825 FRANK: I'm getting them now. PEGGY: Bring down the Jergens. 293 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,244 Need you to massage my feet. 294 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,905 -Fiona. FIONA: Mm? 295 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,366 -We have to get rid of your grandmother. FIONA: What? 296 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,284 FRANK: Where are the toenail clippers? 297 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,870 I didn't want to say this... 298 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,381 -...but she's not happy here. -Put them back when you're done. 299 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,924 These are never gonna cut through her crusty talons. 300 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,347 How could she not be happy? She just moved in. 301 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,429 -Ah, he just doesn't wanna deal with her. -That's not true. 302 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,809 I love having her here. I wish I could spend all my waking hours with her. 303 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,562 -Do we have any bolt cutters? -Good. She's staying. 304 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:30,524 -The kids like having her around. -It's not their house. Do they pay rent? 305 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,190 She buys them things. 306 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,368 And she likes good food. That she pays for. 307 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,154 Shou d've been here two nights ago. We had porterhouse. 308 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,205 You're invited and I'm not? 309 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,788 PEGGY: And I need some more chocolate Ensure. 310 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:49,046 Fiona, she's gone. With or without your help. 311 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,335 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 312 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,965 What do you make of these? 313 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,722 Three of the most boring states of our country. 314 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,846 My foster daughter's been sending these. 315 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,020 I'm trying to figure out where she's going or why she left. 316 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,473 "Having a nice time in Kansas. Ethe ." 317 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,684 -What does it mean? -If I had to guess... 318 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,650 -...she's having a nice time in Kansas. -Or she's being held at gunpoint... 319 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,440 -...forced to write that. -Like I'm not worried enough. 320 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,235 Just saying, you should get these postcards DNA tested. 321 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,572 -See if there's other fingerprints. -That's not gonna prove anything. 322 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,499 You know how many people have touched this postcard? 323 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,919 Then throw a blue light on it. Check if there's any blood or sweat. 324 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,331 -Or semen. That' I tell a lot. KERMIT: Could be right. 325 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,249 Many foster kids become prostitutes. 326 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,925 Jesus. Give me those. 327 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,879 There's no semen on them and my kid's not a prostitute. 328 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,339 Social Services is on it. 329 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,892 Like they're on my sister's welfare checks that keep getting stolen? 330 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,974 STAN: I gotta go to my game. I'll see you guys later, okay? 331 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,479 [STAN CHUCKLES] 332 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,351 KEVIN: Stan, what the fuck are you doing? TOMMY: Holy shit. 333 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,186 Look at the hog on Stan. 334 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,067 Baseball game, what do you think? 335 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,320 -I've heard rumors about that thing. -Go to your apartment. 336 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,242 Get your hands off me, knucklehead. 337 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,910 You're gonna make me late. 338 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:05,411 -You don't have a baseball game. —Yes, I do. It's at Archer Field. 339 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,543 -I saw it today on my calendar. -Your calendar from 1984? 340 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,328 Come on, let's go upstairs. 341 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,879 Who's gonna play first base? 342 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,999 You know, Ijust got a call. They canceled the game. 343 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,757 Oh, jeez. And I had a lot of money on it too. Damn it. 344 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,468 Damn it. 345 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,471 Come on, Kevin. It's time to call Stan's daughter. 346 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,349 -Put him in a home. -Shut up. Stan's not going anywhere. 347 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,979 And Ethel is not a prostitute. 348 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,518 LIP: Surprised you called. 349 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,479 I need you to do something for me. 350 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,147 What? 351 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,942 -Get rid of Jody. -Kill him? 352 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,908 No, just make him go away. Everything he does is bugging me. 353 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,367 Get a divorce. 354 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,706 I can't. He'll take half of the money from my dad's life insurance. 355 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,544 You didn't get that yet? 356 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,831 No, they said another couple months. 357 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,087 -The police are still investigating. -Yeah? 358 00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,719 But when I do finally get it though, I'm gonna open a tanning salon. 359 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,471 Or buy a convertible. 360 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,765 Or get a boob job. 361 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,014 Should have done a prenup. 362 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,600 Well, it's not too late. 363 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,979 KAREN: Aren't you supposed to get that before you get married? 364 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,439 Yeah, if you wanna do things the traditional way. 365 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,775 Look, we can print one up online. 366 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:22,817 I know a guy. He's a notary. He'll predate it for a couple hundred bucks. 367 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,576 Really? 368 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,989 -All you gotta do is get Jody to sign it. -Heh, that'll be easy. 369 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,910 -He's an idiot. -Oh, well. You said it, not me. 370 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,538 MAN [ON TV]: --the detectives working with him... 371 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,500 ...decided the time had come to pick up the murderer.... 372 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,425 You're in my way. 373 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,006 What's wrong with the TV? 374 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,635 Nothing. This show's in black and white. 375 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,092 You're still in my way. 376 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,475 Looks old. 377 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,726 So do I. 378 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,850 -Now move. DEBBIE: Here, Carl. 379 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,142 I found these old readers you can use. 380 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,187 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 381 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,524 Little old for third grade, aren't you? 382 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,285 It's my second time. 383 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,034 Not too smart, huh? 384 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,828 Anything you're good at? 385 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,582 How about let's teach you a skill? 386 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,510 [CHATTERING] 387 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,295 [DEV'S ''IN THE DARK" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 388 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,634 I'm not promising I'm having any fun today, ladies. 389 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,891 -Here it is. -Wow. 390 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,847 Thought she was only having a few people over. 391 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,683 Dancing in the dark 392 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,770 Ooh, la, la Ooh, la, la 393 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,396 Why don't we party like this? 394 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,903 -You keep forgetting to buy a boat. -Oh, right. 395 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,313 [FIONA CHUCKLES] 396 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,528 Open my body up and do some surgery 397 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,905 JASMINE: Fiona. -Hey. 398 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:51,330 Hey! Come onboard. Grab some champagne. There's sushi. 399 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,782 Guess who's here? 400 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,370 Right there. 401 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:58,003 -With his W-I-F-E. -Oh, shit. 402 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,127 -Are we doing this? -I wanna see the Jacuzzi. 403 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:05,678 Push, push, push, push the start 404 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,933 Excuse me. My grandmother's having an allergy attack. 405 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:15,434 I need to buy her Sudafed, but I'm under 18 and her driver's license was revoked. 406 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,855 Can you buy it for her? 407 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,689 -You making meth? -Free rock when we're up and running. 408 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,192 [PEGGY CHUCKLES] 409 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,653 PEGGY: All right. 410 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,033 [DOOR BUZZES THEN OPENS] 411 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,078 [DOOR BUZZES] 412 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,958 -You wanted to speak with me? -Yes, Officer Rodriguez... 413 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,874 -...I think we may have a problem. -What kind of problem? 414 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,838 Well, uh, I'm not one to be a rat... 415 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,511 ...but you might have released an inmate in error. 416 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,714 -And who might that be? -Peggy Gallagher. 417 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,014 You mean Body Bag? 418 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:54,302 That's her prison nickname. She was released on medical furlough. 419 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,604 That's just the thing. She's not sick. 420 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,730 -She's faking it. -Are you her doctor? 421 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,517 No, but I saw her in a kickboxing class today. 422 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,401 A 78-year-old woman? 423 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:08,407 I'm trying to do my part to preserve the integrity of our penal system. 424 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,234 She's old. She can barely walk. 425 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,449 What threat could she possibly be to society? 426 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,188 [SPANK'S "GET THAT MONEY" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 427 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,773 Whoo! 428 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,726 Whoo, that shit is awesome. 429 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:48,147 Should have been hanging with me sooner. It was snowing all summer in Chicago. 430 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,236 -Ha-ha-ha! -So this is where the party's at. 431 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,909 What's up, you dirty fucker? How's it hanging? 432 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,784 -Long and hairy, hard to carry. KEVIN: Ha-ha-ha-ha! 433 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,115 I miss you, man. 434 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,033 STEVE: Sure that's not the drugs talking? 435 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,869 -It might be. Heh-heh-heh. -You remember Kev and the gang, right? 436 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,287 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 437 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,545 KEVIN: Hola. 438 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,082 Ooh, I love this song. 439 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:09,715 Estefania, let's go dance. Have you ever heard of Jell-O shots? 440 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,426 Ooh, you are so sexy. Come here. 441 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,799 What are you waiting for? Drop trou. Jump in. 442 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,596 STEVE: All right. -What? 443 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,351 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 444 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:19,894 Oh.... 445 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,941 -Ha-ha! -Ooh! 446 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,312 What'd you expect? I've been in Brazil for months. 447 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,031 Ah.... 448 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,033 H9)’- 449 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,240 All right. 450 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:42,160 Where are you going? I thought you said we were totally cool. 451 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,464 I like your bathing suit. 452 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,166 Thank you. 453 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,594 For the first day of school, what if I wear this red top... 454 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,218 ...with these blue shorts? 455 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,054 Must be nice to not get hand—me—downs. 456 00:23:58,228 --> 00:23:59,684 Or is the pink top better? 457 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,267 IAN: Not stuck with Lip's old crap. 458 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,397 It has flowers on it. 459 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,399 Flowers are for babies, aren't they? 460 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,445 You're lucky Fiona's clothes don't fit you yet. 461 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,446 Get to have all new stuff. 462 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,450 Ian, I'm gonna need a little more help than this. 463 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,323 Good, you're here. 464 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:20,122 I'm trying to make a good impression for my last year of elementary. 465 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:23,701 -Red top, blue shorts. -That's what I thought. Thanks. 466 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,752 [LIP CLEARS THROAT] 467 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:32,047 Karen and I are getting back together. She ditched Jody. Now I can step up. 468 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,461 Be a father to our kid. 469 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,673 -Why, what's wrong with Jody? -He's a tool. 470 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:37,885 DEBBIE: He is? LIP: Mm-hm. 471 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,846 How will I know if I'm dating a tool? 472 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,433 You'll figure it out. Or we'll beat the shit out of him for you. 473 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,731 Okay. Cool. 474 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,614 Pathetic. 475 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,743 Ladies and gentlemen, he speaks. 476 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,700 You could have anything you want. 477 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,956 This is the life you choose? 478 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,454 I'm not gonna split on my kid like Frank. 479 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,460 IAN: Fucking waste. LIP: You know what? 480 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:11,006 You're the one pretending to date Mandy so you can fuck her brother. 481 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,792 Even the Pentagon says it's okay to be gay... 482 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,711 ...but you're too chickenshit. 483 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,047 Least I'm not getting trapped by some skank. 484 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,758 -Fuck you. -You'll probably quit school. 485 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,222 -Start working at Best Buy. -Watch your mouth! 486 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,521 I wonder how long before you start huffing glue. 487 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,940 Hey! Hey! 488 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,522 Put all that Sudafed down in the basement, Carl. 489 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:42,656 I know what's going on here. Saw it with my own boys. 490 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,118 [IAN COUGHS] 491 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,784 One of the lions has to leave the den. 492 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,750 Strongest one's gotta push the other one out or eat him. 493 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,961 Only one way to resolve this. Somebody's gotta bleed. 494 00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:57,128 Fight it out. See who's alpha wolf. 495 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,258 -I'll kick your ass. -Won't last two minutes. 496 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,516 No knives, no guns, no bricks. 497 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,642 -Just fists. -Tomorrow? 498 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:08,439 —Labor Day. I work till five. -Six, then. Under the 'L'. 499 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,145 [DOOR OPENS] 500 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,651 -Okay. FRANK: Chocolate Ensure. 501 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:15,775 -Just like you wanted. -Too late. 502 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:19,692 Gotta go to bed. Take me upstairs. 503 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:25,331 I need you to powder under my tits, I'm chaffing like a son of a bitch. 504 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,417 Honey, I 'm so sorry. 505 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:31,712 We should get on Take the Money and Run after you have the baby. 506 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:35,750 -We could totally win. -Oh. Shoot. Gosh, I forgot. 507 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,010 I need you to sign a few things. 508 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,592 -Can it wait till after the show? -It'll just take a second. 509 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:46,553 -What are they? -Joint credit card application. 510 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:50,097 Checking accounts. Safety deposit box. Some boring bank stuff. 511 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:54,188 Heh-heh-heh. Oh, man, poor guy's crying like a baby. 512 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,154 Just sign here. 513 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,572 Mm-hm. 514 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,701 MAN 1 [ON TV]: Cliche saying, you know, whatever doesn't kill you... 515 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,661 ...makes you stronger. I am strong. 516 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,246 [JODY CHUCKLES] 517 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,499 MAN 2 [ON TV]: In these trying economic times.... 518 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:18,254 Prenuptial agreement? We're already married. 519 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,836 You can do it aftenlvards in some states. 520 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,386 Okay- 521 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,429 I love you no matter what. 522 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,230 [KAREN CHUCKLES] 523 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,477 [THE DNC'S "DANCE (THE WAY IT MOVES)" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 524 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,191 llove it, love it, love it 525 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:41,823 -Ow! What the fuck! -Quit trying to rape my friends, Scotty. 526 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:46,575 -How you feeling? -Oh, my God, great party, Jazzy. 527 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,079 I'm glad you're having fun. 528 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:51,079 Did V tell you we're gonna hit the highway, find Ethel? 529 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:54,586 -We're what? -Did I not say that out loud to you yet? 530 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,038 No. 531 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,299 The idea came to me when I did my third line of coke. 532 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,844 VERONICA: We are not riding down Route 66 looking for Ethel. 533 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,843 -Why are you so heartless? -We're supposed to be having fun. 534 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,430 Tell him to stop calling his wife heartless. 535 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,761 -My fake wife. STEVE: Guys, guys. Come on. 536 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:14,064 -Relax, it's just the drugs talking. -This is the drugs leaving. 537 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,067 -You're not leaving. I'm leaving. VERONICA: I said it first. 538 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,398 KEVIN: Yeah, well, I said it last. VERONICA: I'm gonna throw your ass... 539 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,529 ...over the boat! 540 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,363 I'm gonna check on Estefania. Make sure she's still breathing. 541 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:31,787 I can, uh, give you a ride home if you want. 542 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,918 I'm all set. I took Kev's keys a couple of hours ago. 543 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,501 -I'm gonna get some more champagne. -Yeah. 544 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,465 Dangerous is the way it moves 545 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,426 Got me floatin' Got me gone 546 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,261 Hypnotize when I'm on the floor 547 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,266 [MORCHEEBA'S "EVEN THOUGH" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 548 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,644 Even though we know It's forever changing 549 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:55,806 Even though we know We lie and wait 550 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,350 How many of these people do you think Jasmine actually knows? 551 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,271 Even though we know The hidden danger 552 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:05,111 -Were you ever gonna tell me? -Yes. Many times. 553 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,693 When? On the flight to Miami? 554 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:10,453 Or is telling your girlfriend about your other life... 555 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,956 ...more of an international waters conversation? 556 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,038 Why does my name have to make a difference? 557 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:21,628 -You're also married. -Say the word, and I'll leave her. 558 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:27,262 The fact that you would do that means that I could never be with you. 559 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,093 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 560 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,604 -She doesn't hold her liquor very well. -Ah, you should take her home. 561 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,519 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 562 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:43,733 [ESTEFANIA GRUNTS] 563 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,030 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 564 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,154 -Uh, we'll finish this later. FIONA: Hm. 565 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,821 Good night, Jimmy. 566 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,040 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 567 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:03,586 Fuck. 568 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,294 Fuck. 569 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,593 Thought she was out for good. 570 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,098 You have a chance to talk? 571 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,937 I don't know what I'm doing. 572 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,690 Honey, I'm sorry. 573 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:26,196 Why couldn't he just stay in Costa Rica or Brazil or wherever the hell he was? 574 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,948 Hey, look at me. 575 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,953 Men are assholes. 576 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:38,413 And you deserve to have someone treat you like a queen. 577 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:47,759 Mrn. 578 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,557 I misread that, didn't I? I'm sorry. 579 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,471 It's late. I should get going. 580 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,559 It's just that I love you, Fiona. And I-- Forget it. 581 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:07,897 Forgetjust everything I said. I'm really drunk and high. 582 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,278 I'm gonna go. 583 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:13,907 That's a good idea. I'm an idiot. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 584 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,613 -Thanks for the party. -Yeah. 585 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,409 Okay- 586 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,454 [JASMINE EXHALES SHARPLY] 587 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,669 Fuck. 588 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,578 I've been kissed by a rose 589 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,990 Oh. Oh, yeah. 590 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:05,454 There is so much a man can tell you So much he can say 591 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,872 [JODY MOANING] 592 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:10,463 My power, my pleasure, my pain 593 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,091 [KAREN SCREAMING] 594 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,139 What's wrong? What's wrong? Is everything all right? 595 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,182 -I can't breathe! -Is it the baby? 596 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,478 No. It's you. Get out. 597 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:23,226 -What? -Get out! 598 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,233 Shit! Out where? Did I do something to upset you? 599 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,561 Yes! Everything! 600 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,692 -Get out! -Baby, are you sure? I love you-- 601 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,735 Aahl 602 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,121 Karen? When do you want me to come back in? 603 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:47,044 -Never! -Shouldn't we talk about this? 604 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,380 Karen? 605 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,542 [TRAIN RUMBLING] 606 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,634 [EXPLOSION THEN FIONA YELLS] 607 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:04,100 -What was that? -No idea. I'll investigate. 608 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,308 -What was it? -Nothing out there. 609 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,272 CARL: Fiona! Fiona! 610 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,359 -Where's your grandmother? -Buying more supplies. 611 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,156 I'm gonna kill her. 612 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:22,997 She could live upstairs with Stan. Look after each other. 613 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,041 They've always had a thing. 614 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:28,704 -I wouldn't charge you that much. -For what? 615 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:32,257 My matchmaking services. It's a win-win for everyone. 616 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:35,711 Frank, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about... 617 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:40,174 ...but if you don't shut up, I'm gonna stab you with this ice scooper. 618 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,978 -What did I do this time? -Where's your mother? 619 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:49,729 She didn't need me this morning, had some personal business to do. 620 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:52,565 I change her diaper, what's more personal than that? 621 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:55,947 —Shot of Jager, Kev. -Uh, don't hit the bar, Fi. 622 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,776 If you're buying, make it two. 623 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,330 I never thought I'd say this, but you were right. 624 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,205 We have to get rid of her. 625 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,917 JODY: Hey, Lip. 626 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,003 [SIREN WAILING] 627 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,587 LIP: Jody? 628 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,593 How's it going, man? 629 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:21,131 What, uh...? What are you doing? 630 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,802 Karen kicked me out. 631 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:28,848 -So you're, uh, sleeping under the 'L'? -Talked to my friend Lisa. 632 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:33,234 She said this is what happens to women when they're pregnant. It's hormones. 633 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,316 You sure about that? 634 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,117 No, you won't, weirdo! 635 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,990 I'll see you. 636 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:07,018 -We could put a hit out on her. -She's your mother. 637 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:10,225 Like you haven't thought about doing that to me before. 638 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,605 Can't we call the police? The FBI? Tell them about the meth lab. 639 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,645 -They'd haul us away. -Not me, I had nothing to do with it. 640 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,814 Happened in our house. You're an accomplice. 641 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:22,109 -And there are minors involved. TOMMY: Something's leaking. Come on. 642 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,662 Ah, shit, not again. What the fuck? 643 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,703 Fucking Stan. 644 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,705 What if she happens to commit a crime away from the house? 645 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,371 You mean like we set her up? 646 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:37,754 I don't know. I hadn't fleshed it out. I guess that's what I mean. 647 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,543 Finally thinking like a Gallagher. 648 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,629 She's putting our lives in danger. 649 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,138 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 650 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:48,803 We could have the cops pick her up, tell them it's a Chapter 405. 651 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,354 -A mental disorder? -They'd take her away. 652 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,856 Involuntary psychiatric hold. 653 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:57,269 -Just like that? -No questions asked. 654 00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:01,360 [FIONA LAUGHING] 655 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,991 -That' work. -That' work. 656 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:08,371 Stan, you leave the tub running again? 657 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,245 Goddamn it. 658 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:14,877 Aah! Fuck! Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock! 659 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:16,629 Goddamn it. 660 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,462 [WATER RUNNING] 661 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,259 Stan. 662 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:30,720 No, no. No, no, no. Stan. Stan. 663 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,307 _Aah! _Aah! 664 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,143 -What are you doing? -Jesus Christ! 665 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:37,021 You stupid old shit! You scared the hell out of me. 666 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,685 -What? -I thought you were dead. 667 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,854 No, no, I'm just taking a bath. 668 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,610 Why was it overflowing? 669 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,863 Well, the water got cold, so I was adding some hot water. 670 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:49,071 -I guess I fell asleep. -Stan, you can't keep doing that... 671 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,532 -...or you won't be able to live on your own. -Please, I'm fine. 672 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,663 Yeah? You left the stove on too. 673 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,079 Yeah, I know that. I did it on purpose. 674 00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,667 Now get the hell out of here. 675 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,748 -Get out. -You're lucky I don't drown you. 676 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:04,044 Ah, get out. Ee.... 677 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,472 FIONA: Okay, so we'll clean up the meth lab, air the place out, then call. 678 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:12,136 They'll bring her to a geriatric psych ward, hold her 72 hours, do an evaluation-- 679 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,304 -What if they find her normal? -Get the fu-- 680 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,517 Okay, you're right. 681 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:19,352 When she doesn't pass, they'll hold her another 14 days, then test her again. 682 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,485 Why didn't we think of this sooner? 683 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,489 I warned you about this yesterday. But do you listen to me? 684 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,695 No, you don't. 685 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,826 -Shit. Carl. -We cou d've avoided every-- 686 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,282 [I NDISTI NCT RADIO CHATTER] 687 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:35,079 -What's going on? What happened? -I'm fine. Don't listen to them. 688 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,996 -You the guardians of Margaret Gallagher? -She is. 689 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,539 She's my grandmother. 690 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:43,083 -What happened? -Your grandmother blacked out. 691 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,719 She was at an Ace Hardware, fell, was taken to the emergency room. 692 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,677 -What was it? -ER doc says cancer. 693 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:52,558 Stage IV, pancreatic. Doesn't have long to live. 694 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:54,515 -Thank you, Lord. CARL: Grammy. 695 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:59,141 Hey, it smells in here. You blow up our lab? 696 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,442 -A little bit. PEGGY: Oh, come here. 697 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,815 We'll get it right next time. 698 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,068 PARAMEDIC: She's gotta be in a lot of pain. 699 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,823 Shouldn't be leaving the house. 700 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,781 These morons don't know what they're talking about. 701 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:14,664 Sign this form, please. If she were my grandmother, I'd call hospice. 702 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,084 They can manage her pain. Make her more comfortable. 703 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,666 [PEGGY SIGHS] 704 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,132 Hey, knucklehead, set up the card table. 705 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,135 I wanna teach Carl a little five-card stud. 706 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:38,100 JODY [SINGING]: I'm all out of love 707 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,515 I'm so lost without you 708 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,399 I know you were right 709 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,561 Believing for so long 710 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,900 I'm all out of love 711 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,235 What am I without you? 712 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,400 Shit, I can still see him. 713 00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:54,992 To say that I was so wrong 714 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,119 Shut the fuck up! 715 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:02,037 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 716 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:06,170 KAREN: Now, where were we? -Uh, it's okay, it's okay. 717 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,379 [LIP SIGHS] 718 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,004 But I owe you for the prenup. 719 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,262 [GRUNTS] 720 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:16,142 It's a little hard to keep going with Michael Bolton out there serenading us. 721 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,803 -I'm gonna get a restraining order. -That's okay. 722 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:21,314 I gotta go beat the shit out of Ian anyway. 723 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,729 Call you later. 724 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:27,566 JODY: If you don't like Air Supply, I know other songs. 725 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,152 ISIGHS] 726 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,783 [SIREN WAILING] 727 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,785 You're late. Where the fuck you been? 728 00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:38,540 Just getting blown by some, uh, pregnant skank, as you called her. 729 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,791 Because that's what she is. 730 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,920 [GRUNTING] 731 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:12,739 Fuck. 732 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,419 I'm sick of living in your shadow. 733 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,879 Who the fuck's asking you to? 734 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,303 It's hard not to when all my clothes are hand—me—downs. 735 00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:37,807 Well, it's not my fault I was born first... 736 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:43,062 ...or more handsome or smarter. 737 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:45,723 -Asshole. -Dickhead. 738 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,655 Wanna get a beer? 739 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,740 Yeah. 740 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,082 [TRAIN RUMBLING] 741 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,392 Let's go. School. Come on, monkeys. 742 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,597 [FIONA CLAPS HANDS] 743 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:25,935 -Carl, come on, get out of there. -Our house still smells like meth. 744 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,020 Yeah, whose fault is that? 745 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,394 Whoa. Good way to start school. 746 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:36,900 -Wow! You look nice, Debs. -Thanks. 747 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:43,077 Hey, little fella, did you get out of your crib yourself? Oh, my gosh. 748 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,912 Lip, come on, wake up. 749 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,207 LIP: Ah. -Gallagher tickle spot. Come on. 750 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:51,589 -First day of school, senior. LIP: Oh. 751 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,169 -Not going. -You sick? 752 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,879 -Nope. Dropped out. -What are you talking about? 753 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,173 -Quit. -You only have a year left. 754 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,592 Gotta get a job. Take care of Karen and my kid. 755 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,447 VERONICA: Kev? 756 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,236 -Kev, wake up. KEVIN: What is it? 757 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:24,326 -Ethel's missing. -I know, for two weeks. 758 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,407 Not that Ethel. Ethel Number Two. 759 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,119 [MAKING KISSY NOISES] 760 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:30,457 Ethel! 761 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:33,210 How'd she get out in the first place? 762 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,796 -Ethel? -Baby? 763 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:38,469 -I was cleaning out her cage. Ethel! KEVIN: And? 764 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,593 -Forgot the back door was open. -V. 765 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:45,343 -It was hot inside. KEVIN: Yo, you let our new bunny escape. 766 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,686 I didn't do it on purpose. 767 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,394 [SNIFFLES] 768 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,109 Hey, come here. I'm sorry. Don't cry. 769 00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:58,405 It's all my fault. 770 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:02,034 KEVIN: No, it isn't. 771 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,697 I was cold to her when she first got here. 772 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,831 Yeah, but you warmed up real quick. 773 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,455 Because I loved her. 774 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,169 She knew that. 775 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:13,667 [SNIFFLES] 776 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,752 Then why did she leave us? 777 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,880 ISIGHS] 778 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,465 I wish I knew. 779 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:28,015 We're talking about the real Ethel, right? 780 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,271 I think we should have our own kid. 781 00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:37,395 Are you serious? 782 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,405 Yeah. 783 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:44,031 Yeah? Well, hell, heh-heh, can we start right now? 784 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,240 [VERONICA LAUGHING] 785 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,325 KEVIN: Mm-hm. VERONICA: Aah! 786 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,331 Ethel! 787 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,577 KEVIN: Oh, shit, there she is. Okay, hold on. 788 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,413 Don't you hop away from us, you dumb fucking whore! 789 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,749 Hi, I'm calling about my brother. 790 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,918 -Uh, yeah, I can hold. -Hey. 791 00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:01,961 Hey, I'm on hold. 792 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,882 Sorry about the other night. I was pretty drunk. 793 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,347 Uh, yeah, I'm still here. Phillip Gallagher, twelfth grade. 794 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,224 Uh, won't be in school today. He's sick. 795 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:14,189 I think it's just a summer cold. He'll be there tomorrow. 796 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,975 Okay. Okay. bye- 797 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:20,523 -I'm pretty embarrassed about the other night. -It's okay. Don't even worry about it. 798 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:24,526 I have some blow left over. We could get into some trouble today. 799 00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,114 Uh, you should go home. 800 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,453 Actually, I don't have a home. 801 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,289 -What? JASMINE: Yeah. 802 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,742 Hal found out about David, he kicked me out. 803 00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:34,372 -Jesus. -It's okay. 804 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:37,129 It was bound to happen sooner or later, right? Heh. 805 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,586 -I guess so. -Now I get to start over. 806 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,127 Do what I want. Be a single woman. 807 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:46,013 What about your kids? Are they doing okay? 808 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:49,176 Eh, Hal's better with them. I've just been staying on David's boat. 809 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,685 Although he didn't know until the cops showed up. 810 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:56,190 -You've been breaking into his boat? -He never uses it. It's just sitting there. 811 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,102 I gave him the best blow jobs of his life. 812 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:02,154 You saw him. I was so out of his league. 813 00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,860 I gotta get in the shower, start looking for a job. 814 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,825 Hey, do you think I could stay here for a couple of days? 815 00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:12,365 -What? -I'll kick in some rent money. 816 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:16,828 -No. -No? But I do everything for you. 817 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,914 -What are you talking about? JASMINE: I brought Steve to the party. 818 00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:23,380 I gave you a job this winter. I gave you clothes and jewelry. 819 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,775 [BURPSI 820 00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:47,408 -She still alive? -I haven't been up there. 821 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:48,738 Fuck me. 822 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:55,496 I got Estefania drunk so that you could have sex with Steve. 823 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,873 I didn't wanna have sex with Steve. 824 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,752 -Ha! Right. -I don't need you meddling in my life. 825 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:05,210 Meddling? When you need something from me it's fine... 826 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:08,630 ...but when I need something, suddenly little Miss Fiona runs away? 827 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,181 -Okay, you need to go. -Fine! 828 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:15,391 I don't give a shit! You just kick me out like David and Hal! 829 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,938 You're all just a bunch of assholes! 830 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:22,897 ISIGHS] 831 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,982 Jasmine. 832 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:27,606 Ah, fuck. 833 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,029 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 834 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,788 Get out of my yard. 835 00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:39,209 Why didn't you meet me at the airport? 836 00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:43,585 I was on my way. 837 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,884 What happened? 838 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,387 Doesn't matter now. 839 00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:53,265 I love you. 840 00:46:58,482 --> 00:46:59,972 Don't. 841 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,421 No one's gonna notice some new dude suddenly showing up? 842 00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:30,928 No one gives a shit. This is Irving's room. He kicked it a few days ago. 843 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,089 It'll be weeks before anyone figures out. 844 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,098 [WHISPERING] Okay, I'll get his legs. On three. 845 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:36,975 One, two, three. 846 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,682 [STAN BURPS] 847 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,976 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Do it again. Ready? One, two, three. 848 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,390 [STAN BURPS] 849 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,728 Fuck it, leave him. Wait, we forgot his buddy. 850 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,529 [KEVIN SIGHS] 851 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,828 VERONICA: Aw. I'll look in on him every day. 852 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,122 KEVIN: See you tomorrow, Stan. 853 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,792 [English - US - SDH]