1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,118 Here's what you missed on Shameless: 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,501 A whole lot of shit happened. Where were you? 3 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,752 -Think she'll come out today? -Not likely. 4 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:12,584 Airplane wheel missed her by an inch. 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,170 They found Eddie. Bottom of Lake Michigan. 6 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,721 Hey, babe, your dad's dead. 7 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,346 Nice try, but that doesn't turn me on anymore. 8 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:24,142 This is a West Point application. I wanted to deliver it. Is Lip home? 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,100 -McNa|ly brought this for you? -Not me. Congratulations. 10 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,855 VERONICA: Malik? ETHEL: We're having a playdate. 11 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:32,438 -Sounds more like a "date" date. -I hope someone takes care of him. 12 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,899 -Don't you think Clyde deserves that? -For sure. 13 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,699 SHAREEF: You Clyde? Ethel said hi. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,076 [CLYDE GROANING] 15 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,454 -Karen's pregnant. -That's the Gallagher sperm. 16 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,748 Do the right thing. Split. 17 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,417 -Kids need a father. -Jody and I got hitched. 18 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,870 -I wanna know whose it is. -Jody's the father. 19 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,125 -I'm not my dad. -Get out. 20 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,081 You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad. 21 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,009 ;2s.5'—='é;/,.==':§:— 22 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,383 You look great, by the way. 23 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,585 [CHATTERING] 24 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,752 You had late pickups on Monday and Thursday. 25 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,429 -That's an extra 16. -I wasn't that late. 26 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,475 Fiona would charge you 20. 27 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,385 [BEEPING] 28 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,723 WOMAN: Come on. 29 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:36,232 Jesus, it's a wonder I got here in one piece. 30 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,063 Ugh. 31 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,536 You're looking for the Sunshine Adult Day Care? 32 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:45,954 It's up at the church. 33 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:50,956 Honey, only time I wanna go to church is when I feel like getting molested. 34 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,208 MAN: Here you go. -What do you want, a tip? Ah. 35 00:02:56,259 --> 00:03:00,923 -Who are you two supposed to be? -I'm Ethel and this is Jonah, my son. 36 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,845 You look a little crispy to be Liam. 37 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,889 -Oh, I'm Malik. -Malik? 38 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:08,720 Jesus, enough with the fake African spice-rack crap. 39 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,179 A little advice? 40 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,516 Some people are racist. You wanna get ahead in the world... 41 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,317 ...change your name so people don't know you're black. 42 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,151 Honey, is that hot-water heater working? 43 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,985 -Yeah. -Get me a towel. I gotta have a bath. 44 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,035 I'm your grandmother, sweetheart. 45 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,794 You Carl? 46 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,418 Get me a crowbar and a hammer. 47 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,340 [WOMAN SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 48 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,099 I've gotta run an errand. 49 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:55,559 So, uh, lock the door and don't answer it for anybody, okay? 50 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,188 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 51 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:06,994 If we were together for a hundred years, I would never learn Portuguese. 52 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,204 Okay- 53 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:14,080 -Why are we bashing a hole in the wall? -We're remodeling. 54 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,877 Where's the rest of the litter? 55 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,001 Ian's at work, we haven't seen Lip for days... 56 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:22,425 ...Liam's down in day care, and Fiona's probably trying to sleep. 57 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,753 -She works nights. -What about Frank? 58 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:28,966 -Doesn't live here anymore. -Good boy. Out of the way. 59 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,810 -What's that? -What's it look like? 60 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,646 CARL: A finger. -Yeah. 61 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:49,528 You can touch it, but never put your finger on the trigger... 62 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,488 ...unless you're gonna shoot someone. 63 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,868 You like secrets? 64 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,955 So do I. Hold out your hands. 65 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,711 Our little secret, all right? 66 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,884 FRANK: There are important decisions to be made. 67 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,961 This money comes with responsibility—— 68 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,798 Can you run downstairs and ask Jody for the paprika? 69 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,556 -Trusts, tax evasion, liquidity. -Frank-- 70 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,731 As soon as Eddie's claim is settled and that check comes, we have to-- 71 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,308 -Frank. -What? 72 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:27,025 I can't let you be in charge of Eddie's insurance money, sweetheart. 73 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,075 You're an alcoholic. 74 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:34,035 -I wasn't talking about me. -Okay. 75 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,037 -Did you think I meant me? -No. 76 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,245 We need a highly experienced professional. 77 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,499 Yeah, that's right. 78 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,673 And for the record, many great men have been well-lubricated. 79 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,298 Henry Ford, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff... 80 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,004 ...they all kept a bottle close. 81 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,464 -Mom? FRANK: Beethoven's Fifth. 82 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,640 Coincidence? I don't think so. 83 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,889 I think you should do these in the bathroom. 84 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,346 FRANK: Sheila, please. -No, we can put down newspaper. 85 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,727 There are important economic factors at play. 86 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,854 It's gonna smell. Use the tub. 87 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,904 -Did you bring in the knife and gloves? -Our family's financial security... 88 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,151 ...is in the ba|—- 89 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,404 -Oh, fuck it. I'll be at the office. -Paprika? 90 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,285 [FRANK GROANING] 91 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,955 Um, honey, you know what I was thinking? 92 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,118 Um, we could put the food on the bed... 93 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,204 ...and then do folding chairs along the walls. 94 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,336 We can't hold a wedding reception in your bedroom. 95 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,009 Honey, parties are always in the living room. 96 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,086 This would be unique. 97 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:34,016 This is the start of my marriage. It's important to me. 98 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,219 You can do it, Mom. It's just gonna happen downstairs. 99 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:42,649 You know what? I am gonna do the fish in the tub. 100 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,368 Whoever that is better have a death wish. 101 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:57,164 DEBBIE: Sorry, uh, something's come up. 102 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,667 Grammy's back. 103 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,126 [DOORBELL RINGS] 104 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,592 STEVE: Oh, hi. -Hi. 105 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,379 Uh, I'm looking for Tony. 106 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,715 SUE: Honey? Just a sec. 107 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,342 Okay- 108 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,849 She's nice, honey. 109 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,937 -You got balls coming back here. STEVE: I brought you something. 110 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,233 -I don't take bribes. -Dude, you're living in one. 111 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,656 Think of this as a donation. 112 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:36,908 Policeman's Ball, Tsunami relief, End Autism Now... 113 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,368 ...it's your choice. 114 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,705 [DOOR CLOSES] 115 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,469 Motherfucker. 116 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,548 LIP: Who let you back in the country? 117 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,760 They were patting down a 90-year-old's diaper and I slipped by. 118 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,845 -Where the hell have you been? -Brazil. 119 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,685 What did you get, the works or just a tummy tuck? 120 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,142 Just a dick reduction. Still too big. 121 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,946 —| see Tony's got a live—in, huh? -Yeah, second one this summer. 122 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,442 What do you want with Tony? 123 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:16,026 Just family stuff. Business. You know. 124 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,862 No, I don't know. What kind of business? 125 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,993 -Morning. -Lip, where you been all night? 126 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,292 -Grammy showed up. -What, Joliet Grammy? She tunnel out? 127 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,083 -Medical furlough. -Wow. 128 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,498 -Mm. Hey, good luck. -Yeah. 129 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,085 STEVE: Grammy? FIONA: Frank's morn. 130 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,169 Ran a slew of meth labs till one exploded... 131 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,681 -...killing two college kids she'd recruited. -Whoa. 132 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,430 I see that, uh, Tony's got a live—in, huh? 133 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,513 Seems so, yeah. They're redecorating. 134 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,475 —A little China cup. —Laotian, I think. 135 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:51,278 Yeah, see, I can never tell the difference between the two. 136 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:55,236 We should get together, have lunch, just catch up. 137 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,988 -I'm seeing someone. -So am I. 138 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,115 -Imported or domestic? -Import. We could bring them. 139 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,697 A double date. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 140 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,741 -Heh. -I've already told her all about you. 141 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:05,950 No, you haven't. 142 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,832 STEVE: Well, I mean, a bit about you. 143 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,915 You know, I'm sure that I've mentioned your name. 144 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,631 Oh, come on, don't freeze. Please don't freeze. 145 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:24,766 Jesus, we had better gear than this piece of crap in prison. 146 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,730 DEBBIE: Okay, we're good. 147 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:34,735 "Dr. Noah Pitts. The Pitts Center for Cosmetic Surgery." 148 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,031 A doctor, huh? 149 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,950 Well, he always did know his drugs. 150 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,404 Same macroeconomic headwinds, right? 151 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,707 So how did they do a $3 billion payback? 152 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,376 These investment banks... 153 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,295 ...we ball the fuckers out, they don't loan a dime. 154 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,671 Just nod your head if any of this is getting through to you. 155 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,046 Okay, forget all of this. 156 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,423 All you gotta do is wear a suit, yes... 157 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,131 ...and say "net-net" and "economic indicators." 158 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,262 Say it a lot. 159 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,262 -Jesus, they let you out? -Yeah, they let me out. 160 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:11,270 Surprised to see you, Peg. Thought you were doing 20 to life. 161 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,819 Tricked them into thinking I was dying, so they let me out early. 162 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,199 Gin, neat. And something sweet for the kid. 163 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,402 -Thanks for the push. -What are you doing here? 164 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,662 I'm conducting the Chicago Symphony, Frankie. 165 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,455 What do you think I'm doing? 166 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,459 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON TV] 167 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,800 Now, buy your mother a drink and pretend like you're glad to see me. 168 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,300 Oh, Jesus. 169 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,600 What's up with you and Ian? 170 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,695 He say something about Karen? 171 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,160 She's married. 172 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,493 Skipping the wedding reception, lhope? 173 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,449 Wasn't invited. 174 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,625 She moved on. 175 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,924 Hope you see the irony in you giving relationship advice. 176 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,006 Grammy staying? 177 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,426 You wanna tell her to leave? 178 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,051 Guess we'd better steal some fire extinguishers from the school, then. 179 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,181 Make it right with Ian. 180 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,730 You two are my rocks. I can't do it without you. 181 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:48,992 One more. 182 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,871 That bastard Noah dropped a dime on me. 183 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,748 No, he didn't. 184 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,330 Then how'd the cops know about the meth lab? 185 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,290 I don't know, the explosion? 186 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,219 We're gonna take a little road trip to see my old friend Pitts. 187 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,047 You bring your car around tomorrow, 6 a.m. sharp. 188 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,013 -I don't have a car. -Christ, you're pathetic. 189 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:13,268 -You bed-wetting excuse for a son. -Can I borrow your truck? 190 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:17,101 -Not a chance. -It's for me. I need to see a doctor. 191 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,610 Oh. Take the bus. 192 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,858 ISIGHS] 193 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:26,698 Jeez. Don't worry, we'll bring it back with a full tank. 194 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,118 -A double date? -I know. 195 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,245 You gonna go? 196 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,373 -Ah, sending a signal. -Yeah? What's that? 197 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,002 -''I still wanna sit on your face." -Heh. So you wouldn't go? 198 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,043 Hell, yeah, I'd go. I gotta see what the new bitch looks like. 199 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,587 -Who you gonna take? -Adam, I guess. 200 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,389 -Oh, really? The Boy Scout? -Richard? 201 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,925 Ooh! The old guy from the wedding? No. 202 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,847 You'll look like easy pickings for something on the side. 203 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,859 -It's not gonna happen. -Like Craig Heisner wasn't gonna happen? 204 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,618 -Frank? FRANK: Mm? 205 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,876 What? 206 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,794 You wet the bed. 207 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,046 Oh, sorry. 208 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,195 Grammy's back. 209 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,827 Just showed up, in an ambulance. 210 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,035 You know, she, uh.... 211 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,791 She didn't even call. 212 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,209 How fucked up is that, huh? 213 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,099 That's it? 214 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,436 Nothing? 215 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,731 You're just gonna give me the chin? 216 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,530 How about now? 217 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,082 No? 218 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,998 Really? Still nothing? 219 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,838 No? 220 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,313 PEGGY: Frank here? -Yeah. 221 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,651 PEGGY: Thanks for the push, Carl. -My 5 bucks. 222 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:14,406 PEGGY: Hey, I gave you 60 yesterday. Don't get greedy. 223 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,408 -Who is it? -Someone for Frank. 224 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:22,035 Peggy Gallagher. Frank's morn. 225 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,997 Oh, my goodness! 226 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:30,051 -Oh, come in, come in, come in. Oh. -You coming down? 227 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:36,759 Ijust woke up. Look at me. Darn it. Um, you caught us. Uh, Frank! 228 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,219 He's still sleeping. Oh. 229 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,771 You did such a wonderful job raising that boy. 230 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,725 He's just so clean and so—— 231 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,983 No, he's not clean. I mean, um-- Uh-- Uh, Frank! 232 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,404 Frank? Frank. Frank. 233 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,323 Frank, guess who's here. 234 00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:00,161 -What are you doing? -Drying the sheets. 235 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,209 Frank, why didn't you tell me that your mother was coming? 236 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,332 Jody and I could have made a coffee cake. 237 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,585 Look at me, I'm a wreck. Get dressed. 238 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,177 Mr. Kevin, is everything all right? You sounded upset over the phone. 239 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,183 WOMAN: Ethel. 240 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,318 Constance, Abigail, Ruth, Sarah. 241 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,145 KEVIN: Ethel, your sister wives have some news. 242 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,903 Our husband, Clyde, was murdered in the American prison. 243 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:43,575 ALL: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. 244 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,627 Cut that out. I'm not sure it's allowed for you to be here. 245 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,333 ELDER SISTER: We're working to bring you home. 246 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,545 She is home. She was forced into sexual slavery. 247 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,753 -She married joyfully of her own will. -She was 11. 248 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,969 ELDER SISTER: We've hired attorneys. You'll be home soon, dear sister. 249 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:06,894 Oh. Here's me with Marshmallow, my pony. 250 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,934 Oh. He died. 251 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:13,442 I was riding him and I thought hejust tripped, but he never got up. 252 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,116 And here's Uncle Wendel. No, that's Aunt Jane. 253 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,240 You know, all this cooking we're doing... 254 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,573 ...is for my daughter Karen's wedding reception tomorrow. 255 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,330 We're having it here. You should come, you must come. 256 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,003 Everyone in the whole neighborhood is gonna be here. 257 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,458 Oh, here he is. Your ears must be burning. 258 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,919 You were supposed to pick me up two hours ago. 259 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,050 Now we're gonna be stuck sitting in morning traffic. 260 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,930 Oh, are you guys going out? I need a few more things for the party. 261 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,137 -Let me get the list. -Christ in heaven. 262 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,598 I thought I was gonna have to shoot myself. 263 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:53,027 Are you sticking it in that? That bitch just took 10 years off my life. 264 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,402 Let's get out of here before that nut job comes back. 265 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,824 You're a very rude person. 266 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,153 -That's a new low, even for you, Frankie. -I'd like you to leave. 267 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:06,207 -I'd nail a hooker on Wacker before I'd-- Grrr. -Get out. 268 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,332 Save your breath. I'm leaving. Come on, you pussy. 269 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,817 The kids are something, aren't they? Growing up. 270 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,942 You talk to Lip? Off-the-charts smart. Good genes. 271 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,446 And Ian's a real lady killer, just like I was at that age, remember? 272 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,118 He's nailing all of them. 273 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,532 Fiona, beautiful. Gets that from her mother. 274 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,743 Carl's into karate, just like I was. 275 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,125 And Debbie's got that Gallagher entrepreneurial spirit. 276 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,629 See all those kids running around? I think it's a school of some kind. 277 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,711 And how about little Liam? You know, he's actually mine. 278 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,545 -Frank. -What? 279 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,179 Shut up. This doesn't interest me. 280 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,527 -Now, he said 1:00? -Well, he's not very good with time. 281 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,365 -And what did you say he does? -He's in automotive sales. 282 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,617 -Oh, here they are. -Hey. 283 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,697 -Steve, this is Adam. Adam, Steve. -Hey. Estefania, Fiona, Adam. 284 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,365 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 285 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,750 STEVE: Estefania doesn't really speak English. 286 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,627 Oh, that's okay, I spent a semester in Madrid. 287 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,917 [ADAM SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 288 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,374 -Adam. -Ah, Portuguese. From Brazil. 289 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,459 Oh, how exotic. 290 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,848 -Well, aren't we all modern? STEVE: Heh-heh-heh. 291 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,346 Well, you look very master of the universe, Adam. 292 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,723 How does one afford a suit like that? 293 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,683 -Wait for Barneys to have a sale. -Actually, Adam's an investment banker. 294 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,600 Well, it's nice to put a face to all that bailout money. 295 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,814 [BOTH LAUGHING] 296 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,604 -How do you pay for your shirt? -This is from the Gap. 297 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,113 -I'm in pharmaceuticals. ADAM: Oh, yeah? Fiona said cars. 298 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,784 -You're married? STEVE: Uh-- 299 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,161 [SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 300 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,787 You two are married? 301 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,573 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 302 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,662 -Two weeks. -Newlyweds, that's excellent. 303 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:13,952 ESTEFANIA: Heh-heh-heh. -Wow. 304 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,870 Congratulations. 305 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,379 Excuse me, uh, I'll be right back. 306 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,003 ADAM: Mm. 307 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,177 Passionate. 308 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,807 Yeah. 309 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,344 Boys‘ room is next door. 310 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,680 I was helping out a Brazilian friend... 311 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,476 -...with a small business in Sao Paulo. -You're married? 312 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,732 Her father, a competitor, didn't appreciate our entry into a crowded market. 313 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,064 -Smuggling cars? STEVE: The product isn't important. 314 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,900 -He cut my friend's ear off. -You were smuggling drugs? 315 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,361 So I chose to help his daughter enter the States. 316 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,788 -By marrying her? -Dad's very old-fashioned. 317 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,117 She was banging one of his top lieutenants, and he wanted her out. 318 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,294 You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear? 319 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,462 Wasn't sure he was gonna stop at the ear. 320 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,963 -Who'd you tell her I was? -All I gotta do is wait until lmmigration-- 321 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,545 -Who does she think I am? -My cousin. 322 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,305 I missed you. 323 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,268 FIONA: Mm. 324 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,101 -You're married. -Only legally. 325 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,240 [MOANING] 326 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,196 STEVE: Oh, God. 327 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,242 FIONA: Oh, Jesus. 328 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,616 -Hey- -okaY- 329 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,703 Whoa. Whoa. 330 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,758 [CHATTERING] 331 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,591 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 332 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,225 I'm just gonna nod because I have no idea what you're saying. 333 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,980 ~Ah? ‘Sorry, 334 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,982 I had to, uh, call to check on the kids. 335 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,607 -Did we get drinks? ADAM: In front of you. 336 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:08,275 Oh. Oh. Oh, my-- Sorry. Okay. Oh, great. 337 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,734 What a coincidence. 338 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,195 I ran into a guy I went to high school with. 339 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,075 Did we get drinks? 340 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,672 -You gotta be kidding me. -Cobb salad's $22. 341 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,047 -Bye. -You're leaving? 342 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,050 -What are we talking about? -Shut up. 343 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,633 -Have a nice life, Fiona. -Adam. Adam. 344 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:34,846 STEVE: What? -Shit. 345 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,055 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 346 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,312 -No medication. -I'm sorry. 347 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,685 -It's complicated. ADAM: No, really, it's not. 348 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,517 Look, I like you, but maybe we should've had some rules. 349 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,900 One of my unspoken rules is you don't fuck somebody else on a date. 350 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:50,199 I guess I thought that was just assumed. 351 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,654 ISIGHS] 352 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,746 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 353 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,094 -How's she doing? KEVIN: Still praying. 354 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:22,147 -They can't just take them, Kev. -I think we should adopt them. 355 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,600 I love them too, but we get paid to love them. 356 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,106 We adopt them, we love them on our own dime. 357 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,486 They were scary, V, all dressed in black and shit. 358 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:35,320 And the alpha witch was like.... Whoa. I'm talking serious evil. 359 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,497 -And now they have lawyers. -The state has custody. 360 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,916 They're not gonna give them back to the wackos. 361 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,119 They're not evil. 362 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,879 They're my family. 363 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,172 Hi, I'm Dr. Pitts, Mrs. MacGillicuddy. 364 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:55,131 I see you're thinking about breast augmentation. 365 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,639 I was thinking about the $200,000 you owe me. 366 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,724 I'm definitely getting my tits done. 367 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:06,313 -You got out early. -Yeah. I only did 12 years. 368 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,984 Isn't that swell? 369 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:13,658 Pretty woman. Your wife? Two little girls. Adorable. 370 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,281 Any of them know you used to be a meth dealer? 371 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,328 I don't wanna keep you. 372 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,999 I know you've got a waiting room full of frozen faces. 373 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:26,545 So the 200 thou that's no longer in the deposit box... 374 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:30,295 -...that was mine is now where? -Okay, don't threaten me. 375 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,173 I'm not some naive college kid that you can intimidate. 376 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,051 -Where's my money? -Fine, you went to prison, got out. 377 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,632 But you can't waltz in here expecting 200 grand. 378 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:42,811 -The Pitts Medical Center? -I just finished my residency. I'm in debt. 379 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:46,891 We had a deal about what would happen if shit went down... 380 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:50,103 ...and when shit went down, you ran. 381 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,777 All right, I'll pay you back, but it's gonna take some time. 382 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,951 That's the one thing I don't have, my friend. 383 00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,245 -Tomorrow. All of it. -No. I can't do it. 384 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:06,205 You don't wanna leave it like this, Noah. 385 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,251 He gonna pay you? 386 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,011 This tastes like shit. 387 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:19,924 —I shouldn't have gotten the praline. -What's he owe you? 388 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:23,511 -What did you get, the Captain's Swirl? -I think I got a right to know. 389 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,723 -I'm involved now. —Here, trade with me. 390 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,230 -What? No. What are you doing? -What's the difference? Trade with me. 391 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,232 -I don't like praline. -Come on. 392 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,781 -No, I want mine. Mom, I want-- -I'm your mother. 393 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,609 Oh, Jesus. Take them both, then. 394 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,949 -It's my truck. -It's not your truck. 395 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:48,912 It's traditional. The driver gets a share. He's a partner. 396 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:53,962 Son, don't flatter yourself. 397 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:07,180 Usually, there's some kind of dollar amount per mile. 398 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,312 Shut up and look for these two. 399 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:18,236 You're kidnapping his kids? Are you insane? 400 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,363 That's federal. That's a federal-- 401 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,412 Keep your damn voice down. 402 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,906 Hold on. 403 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,868 How much money are we talking about? 404 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:34,540 You okay? You look kind of white. 405 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:38,419 I think I just stood up too fast. 406 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,096 -Ah. -Mom? 407 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,141 Just give me a goddamn minute. 408 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,811 You want some water or something? I'm gonna go get you some water. 409 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,979 No, no. 410 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,018 Oh, shit. 411 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,478 Go get this refilled. 412 00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:00,358 I'm gonna sit here and do some recon. 413 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:10,247 -What? -I-- I loaned Sheila the last of the cash. 414 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,163 All my life I waited for that phone call. 415 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:20,219 "Peggy, he's not your son. There's been a mix-up at the hospital." 416 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,013 It never came. 417 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,430 [PEGGY SIGHS] 418 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,140 [CHATTERING] 419 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,061 All right, let's see. Oh, yeah, this is healing really nicely. 420 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:34,642 FRANK: Very nicely. 421 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,524 I just need a sec with the doc. Those look very real. 422 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,607 Jesus. I'm so sorry. 423 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,364 Jesus, Frank. 424 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:49,870 I'm flattered you remembered my name, because I didn't remember yours. 425 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,669 -So time's up. I'm here for the money. -She gave me until tomorrow. 426 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:57,715 I don't think you wanna wait till then, because she's about to kidnap your kids. 427 00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,670 Go Wolverines. 428 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,674 Heh. Hey, hey, hey, don't you give me that look. 429 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,474 Try growing up with her, coming home to that every day after school. 430 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,518 Think I'm joking? She sent me out for chloroform and duct tape. 431 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:14,064 Seriously, doc, I don't think you know who you're dealing with here. 432 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,398 No, I know exactly who I'm dealing with. 433 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,195 Seventy-five, that's all I've got. 434 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,199 I've kept that and fake passports in here... 435 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:31,373 ...in case she ever ratted me out for a reduced sentence. 436 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,784 This puts an end to it. 437 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,459 If she ever comes near my family again, I'm going directly to the police. 438 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:41,132 You tell your mother she'd better think what we know about each other. 439 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,761 Okay? 440 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,342 You don't have to go someplace you don't want to. 441 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,678 I don't have a choice. I'm a ward of the state. 442 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,230 Well, what happens if they send you back? 443 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,649 They'll find me a husband. 444 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,944 -Clyde has a brother. -A brother? How old is he? 445 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:04,899 Caleb's much younger. Sixty-five maybe. 446 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,403 He's very nice. 447 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,615 They're my family, Malik. 448 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,994 You're not a little kid anymore. You're 14. 449 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:16,539 You have to decide what's best for you and Jonah. 450 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,499 [CHATTERING] 451 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:25,169 PEGGY: Where'd you go, Philadelphia? 452 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,847 I spotted the older girl. 453 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:32,517 Nanny dropped her off in a stupid fucking smart car. 454 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,060 Piece of cake. 455 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:37,686 Mama, I went back and talked to Pitts. 456 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,482 -You what? -I'm trying to help. 457 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:44,940 If you got caught, you'd die in prison. Here, $50,000. Take it. 458 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,446 And if you think it's right, you can give me a cut. 459 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:51,199 But only if you think it's right. 460 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,911 You're amazing, Frank. 461 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,668 I was gonna get 200... 462 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,498 ...and you were able to talk him down to 50. 463 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:06,927 Well done, fruit of my loins. 464 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:13,301 -Married? -Yeah, to some teenager from Brazil. 465 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,010 -She cute? FIONA: Very. 466 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,970 -Who's cute? -Chicken in the bucket. 467 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,897 Steve's back, married to some South American teenager. 468 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,192 —Really? -So, what did Adam do? 469 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,146 -Took off, left me there. -Can't blame him. 470 00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:28,782 -How's Ethel doing? -She's in shock, I think. Poor thing. 471 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,201 -Husband murdered in prison. -Mm. Who got murdered? 472 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,994 Ethel's husband, Clyde. 473 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,325 IAN: Mm. -Cool. 474 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:38,788 Kev thinks the state might send her back now that her sclerotic husband is dead. 475 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,665 -Grammy still here? -Mm-mm. 476 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,579 -Left with Frank. IAN: Mm. 477 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,124 Somewhere in Chicago a priest is being mugged. 478 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,335 FIONA: Lip, there's chicken. 479 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,140 Still? 480 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,807 -What's that all about? —Karen, I think. 481 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,230 Will this summer ever end? 482 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:13,406 -Fifty grand, huh? -Not bad for a day's work. 483 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,037 [FRANK SCREAMS] 484 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,415 -Jesus, Mommy! -Give me the rest of it. 485 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,371 [FRANK YELLING] 486 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,958 Stop your squealing, you baby. I barely broke the skin. 487 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,498 -Give me the rest of the money. -Jesus. 488 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:32,346 -Take it. Unh. -What's this, another 10? Is this all? 489 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,634 Oh, fuck. 490 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,560 I deserve something. It's tradition. 491 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:46,360 -Is this all of it? -Yes, yes. 492 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,859 I'm bleeding all over Kevin's truck. Shit. 493 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,659 Oh, damn it to hell. You got me going again. 494 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,157 Give me my prescription. 495 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:03,331 Don't stab me again, okay? 496 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,633 [CHATTERING] 497 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,269 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 498 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:34,820 [LAUGHING] 499 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:38,829 Don't call her by name. And listen, just-- You know what to do. 500 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,998 I'll give you your cues. You just be sort of authoritative. 501 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,326 -What's with this thing? Ha-ha! -He's doing, like, a-- 502 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,377 He's doing an urban version of a tuxedo. 503 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,830 VERONICA: Dance, shorty. 504 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,586 Right, William? What was the name of that guy? 505 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,384 He was saying this much money can shock your system. 506 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,007 Who was that guy? 507 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,636 Guy inherited a little over a million. Destroyed his life. 508 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:01,935 Uh, family, vultures. Lost his wife, his health. 509 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,811 Ended up giving the money to an orphanage. 510 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:09,235 Now, William was saying you and I together could form a trust. 511 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,687 I think that's a very good idea, Frank. 512 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:15,240 We should just give our money to an orphanage. 513 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:18,364 Babe, you misunderstood me. That's not saying giving it to-- 514 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,038 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. There's just a lot of, um, people here. 515 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:26,994 So maybe I-- I think I just left something upstairs. l.... 516 00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:31,332 Okay. We'll talk about this later. William will be here. 517 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,416 Nice work, Billy. Jump in any time. 518 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:36,674 I'm telling you, you can't turn a whore into a housewife. Ha-ha! 519 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,470 Wow. She's gorgeous. 520 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:50,442 -Debs. Wow! -Heard you were back in town, Jimmy. 521 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:51,647 [SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 522 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,186 You look great. Where'd you get that dress? 523 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,398 -Oh, and married. -How's, uh--? How's school? 524 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:59,075 -It's summer. -Right, right, right. 525 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,744 -She's over you. -Really? You sure about that? 526 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:05,575 Mm—hm. Absolutely. 527 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,913 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 528 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:14,132 -You really did him in the bathroom? -No, I didn't. Oh, thanks, V. 529 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,427 -You said she did him in the bathroom. -I said she almost did. 530 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,595 -Why'd you tell him? -She has to tell me. 531 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,673 Hey, I don't have to tell you shit. 532 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:22,966 [KEVIN SNICKERS] 533 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,059 KAREN: Hey, you okay? -Yes. 534 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:30,107 -Certainly are a lot of people down there. -You're doing great, Mom. 535 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:34,436 -Yeah. Yeah, sweetie, I know. -You can't drink on your medication. 536 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:38,148 I know. I just wanted to hold this to make other people feel comfortable. 537 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,484 Because I don't want them to think about that. 538 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:45,824 So anyway. So you go, sweetie, go on. Everything's fine. You look beautiful. 539 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,998 KAREN: Thank you. -I love you. 540 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,576 KAREN: Love you. 541 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,619 [CRYINGI 542 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:02,589 Whoo! 543 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,552 Once more into the breach. 544 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,199 What, you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son? 545 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:31,160 What? I wanted to congratulate the, uh, happy couple. 546 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,961 -Jesus, you smell like a brewery. -Hair of the dog. 547 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:35,505 Go home, Lip, please. 548 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:38,299 Whoa, Jameson, that's not gonna last long. 549 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,878 That's why I'm leaning towards hedge funds. 550 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:46,016 You're betting it'll go up and you're betting that they'll go down. 551 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:51,062 It's like if the Cubs won the World Series and the world ended all in one day. 552 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,936 -Hey, fill her up, Grammy. -You 21? 553 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,019 -In four years. -Or gold. Or gold. 554 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:59,854 It never goes down. What? 555 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:06,278 -What is she doing here? FRANK: Well, there's free food and booze. 556 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,409 -Mom won't miss that. -I don't care. 557 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:10,581 I don't want her in my house. Get her out. 558 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:11,954 -I can't do that. -Why? 559 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:15,458 Because she would slaughter me and feast on my flesh. 560 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:16,709 What? 561 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:19,462 -What are you doing here? STEVE: I brought a Cuisinart. 562 00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:22,469 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 563 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,592 Yeah. Of course, yeah. Hi. 564 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:28,050 -Hey, listen, about the bathroom.... -Nothing happened in the bathroom. 565 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,134 Well, whatever didn't happen, I'm sorry. 566 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:33,017 What didn't happen in the bathroom, Steve, did not happen. 567 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,476 [GLASS TINKLING] 568 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:40,024 SHEILA: Quiet, please. JODY: Quiet, everyone. 569 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,607 I'm sorry that I didn't make it all the way down the stairs today... 570 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,988 ...but baby steps. 571 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,786 -That's right, Mom. MAN 1: Hear, hear. 572 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:53,241 Oh, my Karen, my baby, all grown up. 573 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,123 I so wish your father could have been here today. 574 00:36:56,339 --> 00:37:01,174 I wish he could have seen you, our sweet girl, all grown up. 575 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:05,174 And I know he would be so proud of his grandbaby... 576 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,006 ...no matter who the father was, except Frank. 577 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,721 Heh. He hated Frank. Heh. 578 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:15,313 But it couldn't be Frank, because there wasn't any penetration. 579 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,808 Eddie didn't like being penetrated. 580 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,894 He had a funny bump on the side of his penis... 581 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,650 ...that we thought was cancer... 582 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,949 ...but it turned out I was just being too rough on him, so.... 583 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:29,198 There's been some obstacles and some pitfalls... 584 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:32,906 ...but she's made some wonderful, wonderful friends along the way. 585 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:37,165 -Like Lip and all the Gallaghers. -[MOUTHS] What the fuck are you doing? 586 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,627 People I just used to only know as the ones in that house... 587 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,253 ...where the cops always came. 588 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:46,257 Jesus, is that bitch ever gonna shut up? 589 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,797 MAN 2 & WOMAN: Oh. -And Frank's mother. 590 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:54,432 We're just so honored that you're here, even though you weren't even invited. 591 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:58,686 And not really honored, because you're a convicted felon. 592 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:01,860 But you're out now, aren't you? Why did they let you out? 593 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:04,312 Because you're a loud, mean, vicious bitch. 594 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,526 [ALL MURMURING] 595 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,656 Okay, Mom, let's open presents. 596 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:11,282 Why don't you do yourself and everyone else a favor and shut up? 597 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:14,911 Have I offended you? In my home, where you're an interloper? 598 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,708 No one wants to hear it, you fucking windbag. 599 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:21,209 -Okay, Mom, let's go upstairs. -She called me a Wacker Drive whore. 600 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:23,415 -Frank. -Let them work it out. 601 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,297 And I don't know how an angel like that man... 602 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,720 ...could have come out of your poisoned womb. 603 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,423 -Shut up, you batty bitch. -You know what? 604 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:36,637 You've got a demon mind and a devil's womb and heart. 605 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:40,774 And your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur! 606 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,600 I will fuck you up. 607 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:43,856 -Shit. -Shit. 608 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:46,279 KEVIN: No! -Do it! Do it! 609 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:47,655 [GUNSHOT] 610 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:58,826 Oh, my God, there's a woman with a gun. She's at a party. She's shooting people. 611 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,334 [SIRENS WAILING] 612 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,004 Yes. Yes. 613 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,131 -Shit. Tony. -I got it. 614 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,386 COP: Hey, police. 615 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,393 TONY: Whoa, whoa. Officer Markovich, on the scene. 616 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,930 Sorry about that, guys. 617 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,474 COP: Yeah, let's go. 618 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,647 No! No, no, no. 619 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:31,654 No, no, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 620 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:36,447 Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wa-- 621 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,040 LIP: You okay? 622 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,207 How do you like my party so far? 623 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:51,716 I'm kind of digging it, you know? It's got a, uh, certain energy. 624 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:55,882 So, little missus. 625 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:59,845 Got your, uh, Cuisinart, baby on the way. 626 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,812 -Yep, I'm the American dream. LIP: You are. 627 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:09,738 Except, uh, doofus is your husband and that's my baby. 628 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,899 So, what, do you want it on weekends? 629 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:16,486 You wanna run away together and get a double-wide? 630 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,865 No. 631 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,744 I want you to get an abortion. 632 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,040 Aahi 633 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:36,343 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 634 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,883 KEVIN: Hey, Ethel? You decent? ETHEL: Um-- Uh-- 635 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:41,178 Uh, just a minute. 636 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,654 Okay, come in. 637 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,486 H9)’- 638 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,367 [IN HUSHED VOICE] Is he sleeping? Shh. Okay. 639 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,615 I just wanted to make sure you're doing all right. 640 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:01,406 I'm fine, thank you. 641 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,331 Look, I know you're sad and stuff. 642 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:10,039 I want you to know that you can talk to us, all right? 643 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:13,171 We're here for you if you need us. 644 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,473 -How was the party? -It was good. No one got hit. 645 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:22,644 They have to replace the smoke detector. 646 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,937 But everybody was asking about you, though. 647 00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:29,109 Where you were, where baby Jonah was. 648 00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:35,114 -Good night, then. -Good night. 649 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,736 Uh, Mr. Kevin? 650 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,693 Yeah? 651 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,574 Thank you. 652 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,871 For what? 653 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,085 For everything. 654 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,297 You're welcome. 655 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,850 [SNORING] 656 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,985 [DOOR OPENS] 657 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,824 [FOOTSTEPS] 658 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,781 H9)’- 659 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,699 FIONA: Mm. -Hey. 660 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:11,373 What's up? 661 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,875 DEBBIE: Are we going shopping for school clothes today? 662 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,634 -Mm. Day care. -After? 663 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,006 -Did I commit to that? -Yep. 664 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:21,925 Then yes. 665 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,465 [FIONA SIGHS] 666 00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:31,898 -What? -Was it weird seeing Jimmy? 667 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,520 Jimmy? 668 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,060 Steve. 669 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,530 —Jimmy. -Who's Jimmy? 670 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:43,818 Jimmy lives in Lake Forest with his doctor father and drunk mother. 671 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:47,906 They think he goes to medical school at the University of Michigan. 672 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,037 Yeah? And? 673 00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,336 Jimmy is Steve. 674 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,338 KEVIN: V, they're gone. VERONICA: What? 675 00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:03,012 -Ethel and Jonah. -Maybe they went to day care early. 676 00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:06,261 No, all their stuff is gone. His clothes, her suitcase, gone. 677 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,058 What--? 678 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:11,308 [POP MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 679 00:44:18,281 --> 00:44:21,773 PEGGY: We a little mopey this morning? DEBBIE: No. 680 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:25,076 You're thinking that just because Carl got something... 681 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:28,409 -...maybe you should get something. -No. 682 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:32,367 Maybe if you freshen up my coffee and give your grammy a kiss... 683 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,869 ...things will start looking up for you. 684 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,481 For me? 685 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:59,227 -Oh, Grammy, thank you. Thank you. PEGGY: heh-heh. 686 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:04,487 Hey, Jimmy, it's Fiona. I just wanted to say go fuck yourself. 687 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:07,068 -What's all this? DEBBIE: A new laptop. 688 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:09,908 -This is so awesome. -Christmas in August? 689 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:11,869 Ethel and Jonah are gone. 690 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,450 FIONA: What? -Did she say anything to you, Debbie? 691 00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:16,661 DEBBIE: No. -Malik? What time does he show up? 692 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:19,463 -About an hour. -They didn't sleep at their grandparents‘? 693 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,966 VERONICA: Ethel packed everything, baby stuff too. 694 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:23,171 She's 14 with an infant. 695 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:26,088 How far can she get? She doesn't have any money. 696 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:27,467 Those evil Jesus witches. 697 00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:30,095 -They took them. -We should call the social worker. 698 00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:33,769 -See if she can get the cops looking. KEVIN: If she shows up, call us. 699 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:37,519 Perfect. I'm solo today and we've got a full house for day care. 700 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,726 Well, I'll help you, honey. 701 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:43,274 Can we talk about these gifts? 702 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,777 You think I'm trying to buy their affection? 703 00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:48,234 Well, it's certainly for sale. 704 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,409 I just had some money from an old business arrangement... 705 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,537 ...and I thought I'd spread it around a bit. 706 00:45:57,713 --> 00:46:00,750 You didn't come to see me when I was in prison. 707 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:06,590 I was 11 when you went in. I hardly knew you. 708 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:10,716 Well, that's my fault, I guess. 709 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:17,813 Five hundred bucks. 710 00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:22,397 Figure from what I've seen around here, you need it more than some digital shit... 711 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:25,730 ...that's gonna be obsolete before you can get it out of the box. 712 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,991 It's not a bribe, Fiona. 713 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:36,082 I've got some serious Grammy time to make up for around here. 714 00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:45,374 -Oh, my. FRANK: What? 715 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:49,132 It's from Eddie's life-insurance company. 716 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,885 -The check came? -Oh, my. 717 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,308 Stop saying "oh, my." What does it say? 718 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,976 He left the money to Karen. 719 00:46:56,188 --> 00:47:02,775 -He changed the beneficiary. -No. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 720 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:05,565 Karen can't handle that kind of money. 721 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:09,023 She's too young, too headstrong, too.... Too promiscuous. 722 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:11,199 JODY: What's up? -It's a good thing, Frank. 723 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,744 Remember what you were saying about the orphanage? 724 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:17,369 -Eddie was trying to protect me. -Oh, protect you, my ass. 725 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:19,917 -He did this to fuck me. -Seventy-five thousand dollars? 726 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:25,089 -We can fight this. We'll get lawyers. -No, Frank. This is good. 727 00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:28,714 Eddie had a hard time showing his affection to Karen. 728 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:34,219 This is his way. This is good. I'm happy. 729 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:41,606 Well, congratulations, my boy. You hit the jackpot. 730 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:46,811 You have fallen into a fucking field of four-leaf clovers, first time up at bat. 731 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,612 -Frank. FRANK: I have put in the sweat. 732 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,315 I've put in the time. I've put in months of work. 733 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:55,073 I have literally taken it up the ass. And you fucking waltz in here-- 734 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,779 -Frank. -What? 735 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,036 I think you should go. 736 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:01,625 FRANK: No. 737 00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:04,833 Uh, Sheils, lwasjust.... 738 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,131 I didn't mean.... 739 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:13,887 N Ow? 740 00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:19,473 Ijust can't believe she hasn't called us or even left us a note. 741 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:21,729 She's gotta know we're sitting here sick with worry. 742 00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:23,397 Yeah, yeah. No, I'm still here. 743 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:27,443 Teenagers‘ brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves. 744 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,737 Right, okay. Thank you very much. 745 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,523 Social worker's gonna file a missing-persons report... 746 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,985 ...and call the sheriff to go to that cult to see if they're there. 747 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,161 -She thinks we should drive around. -Kev. 748 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:40,990 KEVIN: Ethel may not have gotten far. Happens to a lot of kids. 749 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:43,952 But I just cannot believe how selfish Ethel is being. 750 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:48,506 You think something horrible happened to her? A child kidnapper or something? 751 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,585 ''I hope you understand why I had to leave. God will watch over you both. 752 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:55,421 I know we will see each other again someday. Ethe|." 753 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,381 I'm getting the truck keys. 754 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:01,389 We'll start over by the park and then work our way around back to the school. 755 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,972 -What the hell is that? -Oh, boy. 756 00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,728 VERONICA: What? 757 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:10,235 Ah. Remember that pot you wanted me to get rid of? 758 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:11,858 Yeah. 759 00:49:12,074 --> 00:49:15,237 What if maybe I didn't get rid of as much of it as I said I did? 760 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:17,986 -You buried it? -Well, I mean.... 761 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,867 How much didn't you get rid of? 762 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:25,083 [KEVIN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 763 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,957 But how would she sell it? 764 00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:32,713 Nobody's gonna buy pot off a white girl in a Little House on the Prairie dress. 765 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,806 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 766 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,339 Looking for this? 767 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:19,005 I don't think Ginger will mind that I opened her check, do you? 768 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:23,594 Seeing as how she's dead and buried out in the yard, according to Carl. 769 00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:25,894 You look like shit. 770 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:29,974 Get some coffee, because we have business to discuss. 771 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:33,561 Scamming Ginger's Social Security checks. 772 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:34,899 [CHUCKLES] 773 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,985 Clever boy. 774 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:40,568 But it's over. Meet the new Ginger. 775 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,533 I'm gonna be here a while, so get used to it. 776 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:48,368 -I say, "Jump," you say, "How high?" -Eat me! I say eat me! 777 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:51,499 I'm done taking your shit. You got it? 778 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:55,253 I am a grown man. This is my family, not yours. 779 00:50:55,678 --> 00:51:01,389 You're a piss-poor excuse for a mother. I was hoping you would die in prison. 780 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:08,062 You've made my life a living hell. And I want you out of here. Now! 781 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:15,778 Good for you. It's great to get that stuff out. 782 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,982 Feel better? Now, this is what I was thinking. 783 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,658 I'm moving into your room. I like the light. 784 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,952 And I'm gonna need a flat-screen up there. 785 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,455 Can I be honest with you? 786 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:35,544 I am not the reason that your life is a piece of crap. 787 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,841 You came out of me a loser. 788 00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:43,890 Now run to the store. I'll make a list, okay? Give me my purse. 789 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:47,843 [PEGGY SIGHS] 790 00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:00,530 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 791 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,571 [RINGING STOPS] 792 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,123 It's tough, huh? 793 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,928 My parents suck too. 794 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,724 [FRANK SIGHS] 795 00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:54,042 CARL: Dad. FRANK: Mm? 796 00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:55,585 CARL: Wake up. 797 00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:57,629 FRANK: What? -You wet the bed. 798 00:52:57,883 --> 00:52:59,419 [FRANK GROANS] 799 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:02,418 Find a dry spot. 800 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:33,116 [English - US - SDH]