1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,437 Hey, for those of you that missed last week's episode, 2 -00:00:00,976 --> 00:00:00,188 I got really drunk, and I don't 2 00:00:00,222 --> 00:00:02,321 really remember what happened after that. 3 00:00:02,356 --> 00:00:03,783 Nobody's heard from Eddie? 4 00:00:03,817 --> 00:00:05,217 Not a word. 5 00:00:05,251 --> 00:00:06,451 Eddie goes down to the corner 6 00:00:06,486 --> 00:00:07,722 for a pack of Lucky's, 7 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:08,857 never heard from again. 8 00:00:08,892 --> 00:00:10,558 What you looking at? 9 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:11,728 Malik? 10 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,065 Are you looking at Malik? 11 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:14,636 Hoping you can tell me a little bit about West Point. 12 00:00:14,670 --> 00:00:16,806 - What's a kid got to do to get in? - Suck my dick. 13 00:00:16,841 --> 00:00:18,308 - I'm Little Hank. - I'm Debbie. 14 00:00:18,342 --> 00:00:19,577 - Tell me about Hank. - He's cute, isn't he? 15 00:00:19,611 --> 00:00:20,713 You're drinking my booze! 16 00:00:20,747 --> 00:00:21,847 I thought you were kidding. 17 00:00:21,881 --> 00:00:22,847 Hey, guys. 18 00:00:22,881 --> 00:00:24,648 Maybe I could hook you two up. 19 00:00:24,683 --> 00:00:26,584 - This is Richard, who you wanted to meet. - Hi, Richard. 20 00:00:26,619 --> 00:00:28,820 And when Richard does call, just say yes. He's a good one. 21 00:00:28,855 --> 00:00:30,055 What are you doing this weekend? 22 00:00:30,089 --> 00:00:31,557 Something deplorable, I'm sure. 23 00:00:31,591 --> 00:00:33,394 Do you want to come with me to a wedding? 24 00:00:33,428 --> 00:00:34,695 I'd love to show you off. 25 00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:35,863 Thank you. 26 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:37,531 - Is that a yes? - Yes. 27 00:00:37,565 --> 00:00:39,532 - Hey, you okay? - Stay the fuck away from Jody. 28 00:00:39,567 --> 00:00:42,236 And stay the fuck away from this baby! 29 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,874 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 30 00:00:55,483 --> 00:00:56,617 Thank you. 31 00:00:58,228 --> 00:01:02,886 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.Addic7ed.Com 32 00:01:10,664 --> 00:01:13,798 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 33 00:01:13,832 --> 00:01:17,034 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 34 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:20,102 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 35 00:01:20,137 --> 00:01:24,372 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 36 00:01:24,407 --> 00:01:27,776 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 37 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:31,246 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 38 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,315 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 39 00:01:33,349 --> 00:01:36,818 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 40 00:01:36,852 --> 00:01:39,688 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:45,027 --> 00:01:48,062 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 42 00:01:48,097 --> 00:01:50,765 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 43 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,901 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 44 00:01:53,935 --> 00:01:58,806 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 45 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:02,242 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 46 00:02:02,276 --> 00:02:05,978 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 47 00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:07,914 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 48 00:02:07,948 --> 00:02:09,816 ♪ you're so... ♪ 49 00:02:09,851 --> 00:02:11,618 ♪ sure of? ♪ 50 00:02:34,908 --> 00:02:36,942 Still in there? 51 00:02:36,976 --> 00:02:40,278 You told Carl to bring in money for the winter squirrel fund. 52 00:02:40,312 --> 00:02:42,280 I didn't tell him to rent out Frank's room. 53 00:02:42,314 --> 00:02:44,548 Dad rented it first to that Chinese lady. 54 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:46,850 The minute you kids start following Frank's example 55 00:02:46,884 --> 00:02:48,785 is the minute I put a gun in my mouth. 56 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:51,388 How did you expect Carl to get cash? 57 00:02:51,423 --> 00:02:53,724 All you got to do is swallow this. 58 00:02:56,328 --> 00:02:58,796 She moved her stuff in after you left for work. 59 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:01,565 You know what time Lip got home last night? 60 00:03:03,001 --> 00:03:04,368 You need a new razor. 61 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:05,836 Ew! 62 00:03:07,038 --> 00:03:10,040 He rented the room to a hooker? 63 00:03:10,075 --> 00:03:12,042 Carl said she works checkout at the Jewel-Osco. 64 00:03:12,077 --> 00:03:13,877 That's why they call her Double Bag Bev. 65 00:03:13,911 --> 00:03:15,078 She doesn't work there, 66 00:03:15,113 --> 00:03:16,513 and that's not why they call her that. 67 00:03:16,548 --> 00:03:18,448 Carl! 68 00:03:19,717 --> 00:03:20,884 Hi, Little Hank. 69 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:23,987 Hey, I want her out of the house now. 70 00:03:24,021 --> 00:03:26,089 $75 a week. 71 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:28,892 We'll charge a buck a peek. 72 00:03:28,926 --> 00:03:30,226 Ten if she's working. 73 00:03:30,261 --> 00:03:31,494 Carl! 74 00:03:31,529 --> 00:03:32,862 No peepholes. 75 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:37,934 Hi. Kind of in the middle of something. 76 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:38,935 Ahh! 77 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:39,936 Okay. 78 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,572 I wanted to make sure 79 00:03:41,606 --> 00:03:42,839 that we were still on before I got my nails done. 80 00:03:42,873 --> 00:03:43,840 Still on. 81 00:03:43,874 --> 00:03:44,908 Your boss at the club 82 00:03:44,942 --> 00:03:45,909 give you a hard time 83 00:03:45,943 --> 00:03:47,110 for taking the night off? 84 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,745 What's he gonna do, fire me? 85 00:03:48,779 --> 00:03:50,280 I'm probably out of a job 86 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,949 in two weeks when they close the outdoor deck. 87 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:54,185 Well, I want you to know that, um, 88 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:56,788 even though a wedding date is customarily guaranteed sex, 89 00:03:56,822 --> 00:03:58,023 you're under no obligation. 90 00:03:58,057 --> 00:03:59,291 Good to know. 91 00:03:59,325 --> 00:04:01,459 Just because society expects us to. 92 00:04:01,494 --> 00:04:02,461 All of society, huh? 93 00:04:02,495 --> 00:04:03,462 I can pick you up. 94 00:04:03,496 --> 00:04:05,130 Where do you live? 95 00:04:05,164 --> 00:04:06,865 Got any Vagisil? 96 00:04:06,899 --> 00:04:09,067 I've been scratching under the hood all night. 97 00:04:09,101 --> 00:04:11,402 My address is 11509 Lake Shore Drive. 98 00:04:11,436 --> 00:04:12,870 See you at 2:30. 99 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:14,237 Right. 100 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:17,940 Lake Shore Drive? 101 00:04:25,448 --> 00:04:28,049 What's for breakfast? 102 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:29,718 Cleaned the puke off the porch. 103 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,620 - That you? - Better outside than in. 104 00:04:31,654 --> 00:04:33,154 You're welcome. 105 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,589 What the hell is that? 106 00:04:34,623 --> 00:04:35,957 Bacon bits. 107 00:04:35,992 --> 00:04:37,392 Rad, huh? 108 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,230 They're for mom. 109 00:04:41,264 --> 00:04:43,833 Think she'll come out today? 110 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,234 Not likely. 111 00:04:45,269 --> 00:04:48,304 Airplane wheel missed her by an inch. 112 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:50,439 Friendly skies, indeed. 113 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,945 Mrs. Jackson home? 114 00:04:57,447 --> 00:04:58,848 Sheils? 115 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,083 Who is it? 116 00:05:01,118 --> 00:05:03,919 Me. Frank. 117 00:05:12,463 --> 00:05:15,633 The bedpan is full. 118 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,201 Cops are downstairs. 119 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:18,769 They found Eddie. 120 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:21,539 Oh. Where was he, at his brother's in Bridgeport? 121 00:05:21,573 --> 00:05:23,207 Michiana? 122 00:05:23,242 --> 00:05:25,076 Bottom of Lake Michigan. 123 00:05:36,187 --> 00:05:38,188 Mm... perfect timing. 124 00:05:38,223 --> 00:05:40,224 Mm. 125 00:05:43,027 --> 00:05:44,861 Hey, babe. 126 00:05:48,532 --> 00:05:50,901 Where's that morning wood? 127 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,804 Your dad's dead. 128 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:55,172 Nice try, 129 00:05:55,207 --> 00:05:56,974 but that doesn't turn me on anymore. 130 00:05:57,009 --> 00:05:59,677 Really. Your-your dad. 131 00:05:59,712 --> 00:06:01,680 I'm not gonna stay down here forever, 132 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:04,083 so stop talking about my fucking dad 133 00:06:04,117 --> 00:06:06,085 and get your dick hard. 134 00:06:09,756 --> 00:06:12,057 Out of milk; Bev wants breakfast. 135 00:06:12,091 --> 00:06:13,925 Oh, come on. What about all those house-sitting jobs? 136 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,360 We got any Virginia Slims? 137 00:06:15,394 --> 00:06:16,895 Let's try the neighbors. 138 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:18,497 If we get bloody-mary mix, 139 00:06:18,531 --> 00:06:21,000 Bev promised she'd show us a tit. 140 00:06:24,204 --> 00:06:26,239 Little Hank-- what does he like? 141 00:06:26,273 --> 00:06:28,608 - What's he into? - I don't know. Stuff. 142 00:06:28,643 --> 00:06:31,043 - Why? - What stuff? 143 00:06:31,078 --> 00:06:34,614 Knives, blunts, commandos, switchblades, butterflies. 144 00:06:37,652 --> 00:06:39,453 Where can I get knives and blunts? 145 00:06:39,487 --> 00:06:43,191 Alley behind the OTB. Ask for Raoul, but bring a rag. 146 00:06:43,225 --> 00:06:45,260 Sometimes he doesn't bother to wipe the blood off the blades. 147 00:06:48,598 --> 00:06:51,766 Carl's boarder. Put in a load a couple minutes ago. 148 00:06:53,301 --> 00:06:54,735 Lip up? 149 00:07:10,451 --> 00:07:12,786 Everyone's wondering if you've got PTSD. 150 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:17,123 Late night working in the ice cream truck. 151 00:07:17,158 --> 00:07:18,725 So Karen knocked up's got nothing 152 00:07:18,759 --> 00:07:20,293 to do with the hermit thing? 153 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:25,065 Pass me my shirt? 154 00:07:25,099 --> 00:07:27,434 What was it about her that first caught your eye? 155 00:07:27,469 --> 00:07:30,937 Um.... 156 00:07:32,774 --> 00:07:36,075 Easy, convenient and low-maintenance. 157 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:37,677 Why? 158 00:07:37,711 --> 00:07:40,145 Think I could be easy, convenient and low-maintenance? 159 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:41,680 This about Little Hank? 160 00:07:43,383 --> 00:07:46,485 Look, I caught him trying to steal our toaster the other day. 161 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:48,087 Pint-sized klepto will be in juvie 162 00:07:48,121 --> 00:07:50,089 before you get your first kiss. 163 00:07:50,123 --> 00:07:52,258 The heart wants what the heart wants. 164 00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:54,861 Do I have to explain that to you of all people? 165 00:07:57,797 --> 00:08:00,432 Afraid it's not just about being easy and convenient, Debs. 166 00:08:00,466 --> 00:08:03,001 It's, uh, chemical. 167 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:05,603 Pheromones, a person's scent. 168 00:08:05,638 --> 00:08:08,740 You know? You can't fake it. 169 00:08:12,044 --> 00:08:13,344 Hey. Finally up. 170 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:14,779 Smoke? 171 00:08:14,813 --> 00:08:16,614 Yup. 172 00:08:16,648 --> 00:08:19,317 You know there's a prostitute in Frank's room? 173 00:08:19,352 --> 00:08:21,953 Double bag Bev. Needed a place to stay. Win-win. 174 00:08:21,988 --> 00:08:25,057 Yeah, as long as you can't catch AIDS from a washing machine. 175 00:08:25,091 --> 00:08:26,692 Mm. They got drugs for that now. 176 00:08:26,726 --> 00:08:28,293 It's like a cold. 177 00:08:28,327 --> 00:08:31,162 She's single-handedly catapulting Carl into puberty. 178 00:08:31,196 --> 00:08:32,863 Yeah, well, at least she's not bringing her work home, right? 179 00:08:32,897 --> 00:08:34,364 She better not. 180 00:08:34,399 --> 00:08:35,899 And no more washing machine freebies. 181 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:38,968 If she charges by the load, so can we. 182 00:08:40,504 --> 00:08:42,871 Talk to Karen? 183 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:44,339 Why would I? 184 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:47,142 Look, it could be anyone's kid. 185 00:08:47,176 --> 00:08:48,844 Uh, Owen Lindquist, 186 00:08:48,878 --> 00:08:51,480 the guy on Wolcott with the lazy eye and the Mustang. 187 00:08:51,514 --> 00:08:53,916 - Frank. - You use protection? 188 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,251 She's on the pill. 189 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,585 Yeah, so she said. 190 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,820 How many times you sleep with her? 191 00:08:57,855 --> 00:08:59,255 What, you keep count? 192 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,091 Ballpark. How many times a week? 193 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,860 Six, seven. 194 00:09:02,894 --> 00:09:04,829 Yeah, for what, like, eight months? 195 00:09:04,863 --> 00:09:06,264 That's... 196 00:09:06,298 --> 00:09:08,566 - Round 224. - And what about other guys? 197 00:09:08,601 --> 00:09:10,868 Ten sound about right? 198 00:09:10,903 --> 00:09:13,004 That's 20 to one odds. 199 00:09:13,038 --> 00:09:15,907 You're the one who takes book. You like those odds? 200 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:17,942 If you're gonna yell at me, go ahead. 201 00:09:17,977 --> 00:09:20,913 I'm not your mother. 202 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:27,819 So what are you gonna do? 203 00:09:29,756 --> 00:09:33,158 I'm not taking care of another kid. 204 00:09:42,001 --> 00:09:44,269 Sheils? 205 00:09:44,303 --> 00:09:47,972 Even Osama had to come out of his cave every once in a while. 206 00:09:51,343 --> 00:09:54,212 And look what happened to him. 207 00:09:54,246 --> 00:09:56,614 I get it. 208 00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:58,215 So many emotions 209 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,817 to process. 210 00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:01,819 I... am... 211 00:10:01,853 --> 00:10:05,123 Here... 100%. 212 00:10:05,157 --> 00:10:06,624 Whatever you need. 213 00:10:06,658 --> 00:10:08,126 He was the father 214 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,961 - of my baby. - I... 215 00:10:09,996 --> 00:10:14,265 You grieve, and leave mundane matters to me. 216 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,935 Eddie's affairs-- pension, insurance, things like that. 217 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:19,905 Just tell me where the paperwork is, and I will... 218 00:10:19,939 --> 00:10:23,241 Oh, Frank, why would something like this happen? 219 00:10:23,276 --> 00:10:26,177 Nothing could make his eternal slumber more peaceful 220 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,679 than knowing that you 221 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:29,781 And Karen 222 00:10:29,816 --> 00:10:32,617 were properly taken care of. 223 00:10:32,652 --> 00:10:34,319 The papers aren't in the file cabinet. 224 00:10:34,353 --> 00:10:36,254 I checked. 225 00:10:36,288 --> 00:10:38,824 Do you think he felt any pain? 226 00:10:38,858 --> 00:10:40,492 Oh. 227 00:10:40,526 --> 00:10:42,427 The important thing is, 228 00:10:42,461 --> 00:10:45,630 I'm sure he was the kind of father 229 00:10:45,665 --> 00:10:47,632 who provided for his family. 230 00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:53,138 I just need his social security number. 231 00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:54,706 Poor Eddie. 232 00:10:59,479 --> 00:11:01,380 Jonah and I are off to the playground. 233 00:11:01,414 --> 00:11:02,848 Anybody offers you candy, 234 00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:04,283 that's code for crack. 235 00:11:04,317 --> 00:11:05,985 Apple jacks, crunch 'n munch, 236 00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:08,454 hotcakes, jellybeans, fries, caviar, crackers, dip-- 237 00:11:08,488 --> 00:11:10,022 all crack. 238 00:11:10,057 --> 00:11:12,725 Say, "no, thank you." Got it. I'll go tell Malik. 239 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,328 - Malik? - We're having a play date. 240 00:11:15,362 --> 00:11:17,463 Sounds more like a date date. 241 00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:19,900 I know what goes on in the playground besides hopscotch 242 00:11:19,934 --> 00:11:22,135 and middle-aged men jacking off. 243 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:24,404 - That kid's a player. - He's the best player! 244 00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:26,907 He showed me an old basketball game on TV last night, 245 00:11:26,941 --> 00:11:28,375 and I learned so much. 246 00:11:28,409 --> 00:11:29,810 Did you know that Chinese people 247 00:11:29,844 --> 00:11:31,378 can grow to be seven feet tall? 248 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,180 Last night? He skipped the game? 249 00:11:33,215 --> 00:11:35,750 Hey, ready to bounce, E? 250 00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:37,519 Hey, Ms. V. 251 00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:39,254 You don't skip out on your team unless you're lying 252 00:11:39,288 --> 00:11:41,757 in a hospital bed with an iv drip and a bullet in your spine. 253 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:43,192 The game last night? 254 00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:44,727 We didn't have no game. 255 00:11:44,761 --> 00:11:46,229 Kev said there was a game. 256 00:11:46,263 --> 00:11:47,597 Nah, you got it twisted. 257 00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:49,031 Next game's tomorrow. 258 00:11:49,065 --> 00:11:50,365 Hey, let's get ghost. 259 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,768 - Okay. - Later, miss V. 260 00:11:57,407 --> 00:12:00,008 On the house? 261 00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:01,177 I'm in mourning. 262 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,545 Freebies for family only, Frank. 263 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,547 Then start the mother of all tabs. 264 00:12:05,582 --> 00:12:07,349 Once Eddie's life insurance money kicks in, 265 00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:08,783 moderation's gonna be a thing of the past. 266 00:12:08,818 --> 00:12:11,053 - Moderation? - How much you talking about? 267 00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:14,223 City life. Got to be 50k at least. 268 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:18,026 A toast-- to Eddie Jackson. 269 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,294 Who had the foresight to take care 270 00:12:20,329 --> 00:12:21,763 of those he loved. 271 00:12:21,797 --> 00:12:24,531 I wouldn't celebrate just yet, Frank. 272 00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:26,033 You're not the only one interested 273 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:28,468 in Eddie's life insurance. 274 00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:30,371 Police are asking a lot of questions. 275 00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,775 So? 276 00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:38,078 Eddie was weighed down with a cement block. 277 00:12:38,113 --> 00:12:39,480 So? 278 00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:41,048 So, everyone here 279 00:12:41,082 --> 00:12:42,883 heard Eddie threaten to kill you. 280 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,618 Threaten me, not the other way around. 281 00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:46,486 Murder's not my bag. 282 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,721 I don't have the constitution. Blood makes me queasy. 283 00:12:48,755 --> 00:12:51,558 And I didn't plant that pipe bomb down at the mosque, 284 00:12:51,592 --> 00:12:54,727 but it was on my route, so the pigs got a warrant. 285 00:12:54,762 --> 00:12:56,796 Never would have found the videos otherwise. 286 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,830 I served 18 goddamn months. 287 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,231 If Curtis didn't want his wife 288 00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:01,266 filmed naked, he shouldn't 289 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,567 have left the blinds open when 290 00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:04,134 he took her out of her wheelchair 291 00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:05,302 to change her diaper. 292 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:06,970 You got any skeletons, Frank? 293 00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:09,840 - None that come to mind. - Identity theft. 294 00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,475 - Simple misunderstanding. - Endangering 295 00:13:11,509 --> 00:13:12,776 the welfare of a child, 296 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:13,977 human trafficking, 297 00:13:14,012 --> 00:13:16,180 drug running, medicaid fraud, 298 00:13:16,214 --> 00:13:18,415 disability fraud, mail fraud... 299 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,918 The longer they look, the more they'll find. 300 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,463 ♪ ♪ 301 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,839 What are you doing wearing my top? 302 00:13:41,873 --> 00:13:43,374 Pheromones. I'm borrowing them. 303 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:44,709 Pheromones? 304 00:13:44,743 --> 00:13:47,011 It's the thing boys like about you. 305 00:13:47,045 --> 00:13:48,045 You mean tits? 306 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:50,448 Think you might be a year or two off. 307 00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:52,684 What does Holly Herkimer have that I don't? 308 00:13:52,718 --> 00:13:54,052 Besides HPV? 309 00:13:54,086 --> 00:13:56,287 - You get to dress up. - It's going back, 310 00:13:56,322 --> 00:13:58,290 tomorrow. 311 00:13:58,324 --> 00:14:01,727 Put the top back. No more playing dress-up, okay? 312 00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:03,061 Hymen stays intact. 313 00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:05,830 ♪ ♪ 314 00:14:26,585 --> 00:14:28,052 Ian. 315 00:14:28,087 --> 00:14:30,321 Come here, son. 316 00:14:30,356 --> 00:14:32,557 Daddy needs an alibi for a few months ago. 317 00:14:32,591 --> 00:14:33,991 Carl. And I can't. 318 00:14:34,026 --> 00:14:35,993 Bev said her moneymaker's on fire. 319 00:14:36,028 --> 00:14:37,028 Bev? 320 00:14:37,062 --> 00:14:39,263 Son, I need your help. 321 00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:40,597 Not really in the mood to bail 322 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,998 your ass out right now. 323 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,333 I got a problem. 324 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,901 Karen's pregnant. 325 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,873 What's Lip gonna do? He's the last person 326 00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:52,076 I thought would be that stupid. 327 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,511 You really think the carpet bombing's necessary? 328 00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:55,546 Kev lied to me. I checked 329 00:14:55,581 --> 00:14:57,782 the team schedule-- there was no game last night. 330 00:14:57,816 --> 00:14:59,650 And then this. 331 00:15:00,919 --> 00:15:02,954 "Warts to like..." 332 00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:04,289 Something... 333 00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:06,624 "I want to lick every inch of your body." 334 00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:09,026 That E's backwards. I found that in Kev's pocket. 335 00:15:09,061 --> 00:15:11,362 The anniversary of our first date is next week, 336 00:15:11,397 --> 00:15:13,964 and this is how he celebrates-- fucking an illiterate. 337 00:15:13,999 --> 00:15:15,132 Cheating? 338 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:17,101 Probably that Michelle Maloney. 339 00:15:17,135 --> 00:15:19,302 Tits like Katy Perry, and her head hasn't been right 340 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:20,737 since she started huffing butane. 341 00:15:20,771 --> 00:15:21,871 Don't jump to conclusions. 342 00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:24,206 He makes most of his tips with flirts at the bar. 343 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:25,808 Or Val Krinsky. Bitch spelled "Chicago" 344 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,810 with an "S" on her McDonald's application. 345 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,911 New dress? 346 00:15:28,945 --> 00:15:30,245 For the night. 347 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,380 Oh. Tag gun? 348 00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:33,582 Broke. Carl used it on a possum. 349 00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:35,985 Just... tuck it. Old school. 350 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,287 - Need heels. - How high? 351 00:15:38,322 --> 00:15:39,956 Something that can pass for wedding formal. 352 00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,724 And get me to the el without breaking an ankle. 353 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:44,560 - Prick's not coming to pick you up? - Meeting him 354 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,395 - on the North Side. - North Side? 355 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:49,164 He's under the impression I live on Lake Shore Drive. 356 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,300 Mm, how'd he get that impression? 357 00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:53,268 I might have given him Adam's address. 358 00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:54,569 It sounded a lot better 359 00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:55,971 than the alternative. 360 00:15:56,006 --> 00:15:57,639 As long as you don't run into Adam. 361 00:15:57,674 --> 00:15:58,974 He's out of the country, 362 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:00,575 raping some emerging market. 363 00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,111 Any chance moneybags airlifts you out of the ghetto? 364 00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:05,413 More likely he's got a girl in every port. 365 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:06,614 Piece of work. 366 00:16:07,882 --> 00:16:10,084 Kev'd never cheat on you. 367 00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:12,686 Go talk to him. Clear it up. 368 00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:17,359 That's the Gallagher sperm. 369 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,194 Ambitious, relentless-- 370 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,196 everything we're not once we're born. 371 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,431 Like heat-seeking, 372 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:23,933 baby-making guided missiles. 373 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,468 Won't be long before the whole country's 374 00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:27,303 nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers. 375 00:16:27,337 --> 00:16:29,372 Son... it's time 376 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,007 we had the talk. 377 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,875 Little late for that, huh? 378 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,944 Different talk. She gonna keep it? 379 00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:36,946 Looks like it. 380 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:42,618 Big responsibility, 381 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,653 being a parent. 382 00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:45,054 Is that right? 383 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,856 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 384 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,390 My philosophy. You got to let kids 385 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,691 learn for themselves. 386 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,627 You mean, fend for themselves? 387 00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,197 You give a man a fish, you've fed him for a day. 388 00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:56,633 Teach a man to fish, you've fed him for a lifetime. 389 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,235 I raise fishermen. 390 00:16:58,269 --> 00:16:59,903 The best gift you can give, 391 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,471 neglect. 392 00:17:01,506 --> 00:17:03,640 Neglect fosters self-reliance. 393 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,410 Now, do the right thing. 394 00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,512 Split. 395 00:17:08,547 --> 00:17:10,981 Not our fault 396 00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:12,583 she was careless. 397 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:15,318 Now, I need an alibi for Eddie Jackson's murder. 398 00:17:15,353 --> 00:17:17,587 - Why, did you kill him? - No. 399 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:19,322 - Eddie's dead? - Yep. 400 00:17:19,357 --> 00:17:21,324 - Hey, does Karen know? - You got to swear 401 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,493 we were on a camping trip, a long weekend 402 00:17:23,528 --> 00:17:25,763 - in Wisconsin. - Hey, well, Ian, watch Liam. 403 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:28,399 We were on a camping trip... 404 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:30,068 Perjure myself? Yeah, that'll look great 405 00:17:30,102 --> 00:17:31,736 on my West Point application. 406 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:35,373 Try Mandy's dad. I hear lying to cops is his specialty. 407 00:17:36,442 --> 00:17:37,876 Hiya, Phil. 408 00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:41,446 ♪ ♪ 409 00:17:47,253 --> 00:17:50,588 And one day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden Of Eden. 410 00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:51,856 Oh, like heaven? 411 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:54,392 - No, it's in Missouri. - Oh. 412 00:17:54,426 --> 00:17:57,229 Eden's got a lot of meth-heads. 413 00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:59,798 So, um, they trip when you got pregnant? 414 00:17:59,832 --> 00:18:01,766 Oh, no, we've been trying for months. 415 00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:04,702 Really? My great-grandpas beat me with a dustbuster. 416 00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:06,137 Why would God make us physically ready 417 00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:07,772 if he didn't want us to have children? 418 00:18:07,806 --> 00:18:09,473 True that. 419 00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:13,578 That's what my sister-wives told me while they held me down. 420 00:18:13,612 --> 00:18:14,945 For Clyde, my husband. 421 00:18:14,979 --> 00:18:16,914 They were right. 422 00:18:16,949 --> 00:18:20,718 I-it stopped hurting after the first couple dozen times. 423 00:18:20,752 --> 00:18:22,153 And once you get past that 424 00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:24,588 razor-blade-slicing-you from-the-inside sensation, 425 00:18:24,623 --> 00:18:26,557 you feel much closer to God. 426 00:18:26,591 --> 00:18:27,892 Wait, 427 00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:29,293 they held you down? 428 00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:30,995 Clyde wanted to do it himself, 429 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,797 but he was much too weak. 430 00:18:32,832 --> 00:18:35,267 Rheumatoid arthritis. 431 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:39,171 I hope someone takes care of him. 432 00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:40,973 Don't you think Clyde deserves that? 433 00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:42,475 - Uh, for sure. - I would 434 00:18:42,509 --> 00:18:44,143 do it myself, but he's in prison. 435 00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:45,645 Oh, my pop's in prison. 436 00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:47,347 Two aunts, six or seven uncles. 437 00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:49,248 Jonah baby, what's the matter? 438 00:18:49,283 --> 00:18:51,317 Hey, Jonah baby, 439 00:18:51,351 --> 00:18:52,585 what's the matter? 440 00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:58,191 Hey, baby. 441 00:18:58,225 --> 00:19:00,994 - Hey, babe. Nice surprise. - Had an idea. 442 00:19:01,029 --> 00:19:02,596 Since you've been so busy lately, 443 00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:03,764 - date night. - I love it. 444 00:19:03,798 --> 00:19:04,798 I'll cook. 445 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:05,866 Tomorrow? 446 00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:08,002 Can't tomorrow. Got a game. 447 00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:09,203 Two games in three nights? Didn't you 448 00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:10,638 just have one last night? Or did I 449 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,440 - get that mixed up? - No, I had a game last night. 450 00:19:12,474 --> 00:19:13,541 I didn't tell you? 451 00:19:13,576 --> 00:19:14,943 Oh, V, you should've been there. 452 00:19:14,977 --> 00:19:16,778 Down two, three seconds left. 453 00:19:16,812 --> 00:19:18,213 See, most coaches play for overtime. 454 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,448 I coach from my sack. 455 00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:21,550 I had the fat Nicaraguan kid 456 00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:22,885 set a pick for Malik. 457 00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:24,053 What? Swish. 458 00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:25,889 Three-pointer. Mm! 459 00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:28,057 - Unbelievable. - I know. 460 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,528 It was a hell of a game. 461 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,201 Lip. 462 00:19:38,235 --> 00:19:40,236 Yeah. Karen home? 463 00:19:43,607 --> 00:19:45,975 - What do you want? - Need an alibi for your dad? 464 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,243 I didn't kill the shithead. 465 00:19:47,278 --> 00:19:49,712 Really? Maybe it was Frank. 466 00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:55,151 - Where you headed? - None of your fucking business. 467 00:19:55,185 --> 00:19:57,153 Cemetery. Picking out a plot. 468 00:19:57,187 --> 00:20:00,056 Wow. Can't wait to get the asshole in the ground, huh? 469 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:01,691 - Doing it for mom. - Mm. 470 00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:03,726 Well, hey, you really want to get back at him? 471 00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:05,328 Go at it on his grave, you know? 472 00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:06,930 It's a great way to send him off. 473 00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,898 Bad enough he'll be spending eternity 474 00:20:08,932 --> 00:20:10,599 downwind from the slaughterhouse. 475 00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:12,935 That's a good point. Cosmic payback. 476 00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:15,604 Hey, hey, hey. 477 00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:18,741 Um... 478 00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:21,711 So, boy or a girl? 479 00:20:21,745 --> 00:20:24,981 He's either got a tiny penis or a huge clit. 480 00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:28,952 Well, hey, no more drinking, all right? 481 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,287 Remember Connie Lumbard? 482 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,389 She spent her pregnancy on a stool at the Alibi. 483 00:20:32,423 --> 00:20:36,627 Four years later, her boy's stabbing other kids with a fork. 484 00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:39,730 Didn't help her husband was in Iraq, but... 485 00:20:41,499 --> 00:20:43,467 Kids need a father. 486 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,803 Jody and I got hitched. 487 00:20:48,673 --> 00:20:49,773 What? 488 00:20:49,808 --> 00:20:51,141 Married. 489 00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:53,143 We couldn't wait. 490 00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:55,112 Congratulations. 491 00:20:55,147 --> 00:20:57,148 Ah, he loves kids. 492 00:20:57,182 --> 00:21:01,386 We're gonna turn the basement into a nursery. 493 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,087 All set, then. 494 00:21:03,122 --> 00:21:04,522 All set. 495 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:10,661 ♪ ♪ 496 00:21:10,695 --> 00:21:11,996 Hey. Sorry. 497 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,498 I was waiting outside. I didn't see you. 498 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:16,500 Yeah, I couldn't find your name. 499 00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,301 I'm subletting. 500 00:21:18,335 --> 00:21:20,837 Wow. Is that banal? To say "wow"? 501 00:21:20,871 --> 00:21:22,338 Works for me. 502 00:21:22,372 --> 00:21:24,773 I love the dress, but... 503 00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:26,008 It's missing something. 504 00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:27,909 I thought you might want to borrow this 505 00:21:27,944 --> 00:21:29,211 for the afternoon. 506 00:21:34,951 --> 00:21:36,685 There you go. 507 00:21:36,719 --> 00:21:39,488 - Still, wow. - Okay. 508 00:21:39,523 --> 00:21:41,457 Private jet was in the shop? 509 00:21:41,491 --> 00:21:43,825 No, I didn't want to overdo it. 510 00:21:45,395 --> 00:21:47,529 Thank you. 511 00:21:47,563 --> 00:21:50,099 Two of my famous grilled cheesies. 512 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:52,034 Hey, how about I watch Jonah later? 513 00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:53,836 I feel like we need a dudes' night in. 514 00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:55,604 How about that? Me and you-- pizza, 515 00:21:55,639 --> 00:21:57,006 beer, Barney? 516 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,974 You can go to the Independence Day barbecue. 517 00:21:59,009 --> 00:22:00,543 Isn't that in July? 518 00:22:00,577 --> 00:22:01,778 End of every August, 519 00:22:01,812 --> 00:22:03,680 celebrate the day Dawn Saakashvili 520 00:22:03,714 --> 00:22:06,383 nail-gunned her husband to death in his sleep. 521 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,352 She went to prison for 20 to life, 522 00:22:08,386 --> 00:22:10,353 but her kids didn't go to school with welts anymore. 523 00:22:10,388 --> 00:22:12,890 You and Malik have a good time. 524 00:22:12,924 --> 00:22:15,025 - I'm spoken for. - Oh. 525 00:22:15,059 --> 00:22:16,626 That's too bad. He's totally into you. 526 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,228 Oh. He say something? 527 00:22:18,262 --> 00:22:19,896 Doesn't have to. 528 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:22,031 - It's obvious. - It's a shame 529 00:22:22,066 --> 00:22:24,501 I didn't meet him when I was 11. 530 00:22:27,538 --> 00:22:29,306 Uh, Kevin? 531 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:32,041 You know, it's great you and Ethel hanging out together. 532 00:22:32,076 --> 00:22:33,376 What's wrong with me? 533 00:22:33,410 --> 00:22:34,377 What? 534 00:22:34,411 --> 00:22:35,912 Ethel's got a boy into her, 535 00:22:35,946 --> 00:22:37,646 and she already has a husband. 536 00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:40,215 You're a guy. Don't spare my feelings. 537 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,483 You got a crush, too? 538 00:22:41,518 --> 00:22:43,051 He doesn't even notice me. 539 00:22:43,086 --> 00:22:44,252 Well, that may be your problem. 540 00:22:44,287 --> 00:22:46,254 You sure you're sending strong enough signals? 541 00:22:46,289 --> 00:22:48,056 I-I've tried. 542 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:49,758 Guys are pretty dumb. 543 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,993 Sometimes you have to put something shiny in the window 544 00:22:52,028 --> 00:22:53,328 to get them in the store. 545 00:22:53,362 --> 00:22:54,930 You're not gonna slap me, are you? 546 00:22:54,964 --> 00:22:57,232 - No. - Usually, after Veronica 547 00:22:57,267 --> 00:23:00,168 asks me to level with her, she slaps me. 548 00:23:00,203 --> 00:23:03,338 Uh, stronger signals. Thanks, Kevin. 549 00:23:03,373 --> 00:23:04,873 Mom? 550 00:23:09,145 --> 00:23:11,180 Hi! 551 00:23:11,214 --> 00:23:13,182 How was the cemetery? 552 00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:14,951 Here. 553 00:23:14,985 --> 00:23:16,619 Oh! 554 00:23:16,654 --> 00:23:18,621 "Eternal Serenity." 555 00:23:18,656 --> 00:23:21,191 Oh, that's a lovely casket. 556 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,927 Star of David's detachable. 557 00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:26,529 So that's nice. 558 00:23:26,563 --> 00:23:28,764 What is it? 559 00:23:31,434 --> 00:23:34,136 They... started digging the hole. 560 00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:36,571 Yeah. 561 00:23:36,605 --> 00:23:39,640 Sweetheart, are you sad he's gone? 562 00:23:39,675 --> 00:23:41,275 No, I hate him. 563 00:23:41,309 --> 00:23:43,043 Oh, it's okay. 564 00:23:43,078 --> 00:23:45,546 Maybe just a little bit. 565 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,047 Why? It's not like... 566 00:23:47,082 --> 00:23:49,450 If he were here, he'd apologize. 567 00:23:49,485 --> 00:23:52,521 Fix it, make it like it used to be. 568 00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:56,626 It's better this way. 569 00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,664 You know, he's gonna miss out. 570 00:24:00,698 --> 00:24:02,899 In what? 571 00:24:05,871 --> 00:24:08,673 The best grandkid ever. 572 00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:12,243 And you know what the best grandkid ever needs? 573 00:24:12,277 --> 00:24:14,412 The coolest nursery ever. 574 00:24:14,446 --> 00:24:16,514 Starting with the crib. 575 00:24:16,548 --> 00:24:18,783 Look, sweetie. 576 00:24:20,552 --> 00:24:23,454 How adorable is that? 577 00:24:23,489 --> 00:24:26,157 Crib done! 578 00:24:26,191 --> 00:24:27,358 Look at this. 579 00:24:27,392 --> 00:24:30,361 See? It's a little moses basket. 580 00:24:30,396 --> 00:24:32,597 We have to get that! 581 00:24:32,631 --> 00:24:35,167 And I saved the best for last. Look it. 582 00:24:35,201 --> 00:24:37,002 Baby lojack. 583 00:24:37,036 --> 00:24:40,806 So no one can take him in the middle of the night. 584 00:24:44,978 --> 00:24:46,812 ♪ ♪ 585 00:24:51,584 --> 00:24:53,552 Heard you could help me. 586 00:24:53,586 --> 00:24:56,722 Just disfigurement, or you want the whole nine yards? 587 00:24:56,757 --> 00:24:58,624 - Need an alibi. - Mm. 588 00:24:58,659 --> 00:25:00,025 Figure we say we were camping. 589 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:01,694 - You a retard? - What? 590 00:25:01,728 --> 00:25:04,130 - No. - Retards say they went camping. 591 00:25:04,164 --> 00:25:06,298 Know where they go next? Prison. 592 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,401 Where they get ass-slammed by other retards. 593 00:25:08,435 --> 00:25:10,737 How you gonna document a camping trip? 594 00:25:10,771 --> 00:25:12,338 Fucking call a raccoon as your witness? 595 00:25:13,908 --> 00:25:16,076 We were at Fort Wayne. Gun show. 596 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:18,045 You bought a crossbow. Seller remembers you. 597 00:25:18,079 --> 00:25:19,580 Got the receipt, date, time stamped. 598 00:25:19,614 --> 00:25:22,049 You can get doctored security footage, too. 599 00:25:22,084 --> 00:25:24,218 You're good. How much? 600 00:25:24,253 --> 00:25:25,253 Fifteen hundred. 601 00:25:25,287 --> 00:25:26,755 - Eighty? - This ain't 602 00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:28,023 a negotiation, shithead. 603 00:25:28,057 --> 00:25:29,091 Family discount. 604 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,358 You ain't fuckin' family. 605 00:25:30,393 --> 00:25:31,259 Our kids are practically hitched. 606 00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:32,895 Money up front, all of it. 607 00:25:32,929 --> 00:25:34,429 Or fuck off. 608 00:25:34,464 --> 00:25:36,498 I can get it. 609 00:25:36,532 --> 00:25:37,899 Then you'll be off the hook. 610 00:25:37,934 --> 00:25:40,769 Your scratch. 611 00:25:40,803 --> 00:25:42,471 ♪ ♪ 612 00:25:52,883 --> 00:25:54,016 Wow. 613 00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:56,017 Yeah, and this is the weekend place. 614 00:25:56,052 --> 00:25:58,019 Feel bad for the bride. 615 00:25:58,053 --> 00:25:59,354 - Why? - She's not going to be 616 00:25:59,388 --> 00:26:02,123 the prettiest girl at her own wedding. 617 00:26:09,164 --> 00:26:11,699 Whose wedding is this? 618 00:26:11,733 --> 00:26:14,936 - It's my college roommate. - What's he do? 619 00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:16,704 Make rich people richer. 620 00:26:16,739 --> 00:26:18,974 Parks! 621 00:26:19,008 --> 00:26:20,075 Oh, Jesus, 622 00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,876 Garvin, what, did Geithner let you escape 623 00:26:21,911 --> 00:26:24,279 the fed for a day in the middle of this mess? 624 00:26:24,313 --> 00:26:25,714 Ah, had to see Aaron take the plunge 625 00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:27,449 for the second time with your own eyes? 626 00:26:27,483 --> 00:26:29,651 Yeah, well, one more and he's caught up with Gingrich. 627 00:26:29,686 --> 00:26:30,719 Yeah. 628 00:26:30,754 --> 00:26:32,921 Who's this? 629 00:26:32,956 --> 00:26:34,556 Uh, Fiona, Greg. 630 00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:36,626 Fellow Princeton tiger. 631 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,227 Only you would show up with a girl like this 632 00:26:38,262 --> 00:26:40,063 while the rest of us have to go home to our kids. 633 00:26:40,097 --> 00:26:41,264 So when did you graduate? 634 00:26:41,298 --> 00:26:42,432 Actually, I'm, 635 00:26:42,466 --> 00:26:43,666 - I'm going to be a senior. - Oh. 636 00:26:43,701 --> 00:26:44,834 I hate you. 637 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:46,436 I lived in Rockefeller. You? 638 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:47,570 Off campus. 639 00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:48,905 What about freshman and sophomore year? 640 00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:50,173 Rented a house with some friends. 641 00:26:50,207 --> 00:26:52,074 Hey, we'll catch up at cocktail hour. 642 00:26:52,108 --> 00:26:54,143 - Yeah. - Huh? 643 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:56,244 Uh, are we early? 644 00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,347 No. Why? 645 00:26:58,381 --> 00:27:00,114 There's not many people. 646 00:27:00,149 --> 00:27:03,517 Second wedding for both-- keeping it small, which means 647 00:27:03,552 --> 00:27:05,419 we should, uh, mingle. 648 00:27:05,453 --> 00:27:06,954 I'll need this first. 649 00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,225 After you. 650 00:27:23,304 --> 00:27:25,706 I got an alibi. 651 00:27:26,741 --> 00:27:28,342 I got an alibi. 652 00:27:28,376 --> 00:27:31,045 Hey, hey! 653 00:27:33,482 --> 00:27:36,250 Hey, I do have-- I have an alibi. 654 00:27:38,987 --> 00:27:41,822 This is the way you treat hardworking Americans? 655 00:27:41,857 --> 00:27:43,324 If I were brown and hated this country, 656 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,127 the goddamn ACLU would be all over this place. 657 00:27:46,161 --> 00:27:49,296 I didn't kill Eddie. 658 00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,731 I was in Ohio. 659 00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:51,798 You see that detective? 660 00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,735 - The bull dyke? - She's the investigating officer. 661 00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:57,004 She's put 11 men 662 00:27:57,038 --> 00:27:58,238 on death row. 663 00:27:58,273 --> 00:27:59,506 Detective, 664 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:01,842 I'm innocent; I can prove it. 665 00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:05,545 I didn't do anything, I swear. 666 00:28:07,582 --> 00:28:09,817 Predatory criminal sexual assault of a child. 667 00:28:09,851 --> 00:28:12,420 30 years. 668 00:28:12,454 --> 00:28:13,821 I'm gonna go talk to the victim's mother. 669 00:28:13,856 --> 00:28:17,659 Let's see if she agrees you didn't do anything. 670 00:28:17,694 --> 00:28:20,095 ♪ ♪ 671 00:28:26,135 --> 00:28:30,271 ♪ shoop... shoop ♪ 672 00:28:30,306 --> 00:28:34,108 ♪ when you told me ♪ 673 00:28:34,143 --> 00:28:36,110 ♪ I had the only key ♪ 674 00:28:36,145 --> 00:28:39,781 ♪ that opened the door to your heart ♪ 675 00:28:39,815 --> 00:28:43,786 ♪ oh, yeah, when you promised me ♪ 676 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:46,289 ♪ no one else you'd see ♪ 677 00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:50,293 ♪ your love was for me and me alone ♪ 678 00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:55,196 ♪ oh, Eddie, I'm gonna make you a one-woman's man ♪ 679 00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:57,231 ♪ and I know that I can be 680 00:28:57,266 --> 00:29:00,535 ♪ a mother, a lover, and a friend. ♪ 681 00:29:03,339 --> 00:29:05,306 Fuck. 682 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:09,944 Thank you. 683 00:29:09,978 --> 00:29:12,213 Okay, bye-bye. 684 00:29:12,247 --> 00:29:14,315 Crying jag is finally over. 685 00:29:14,349 --> 00:29:15,750 Ugh, our poor sitter. 686 00:29:15,784 --> 00:29:16,984 Emma gets hysterical 687 00:29:17,019 --> 00:29:18,586 any time we leave her. 688 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,221 Consider yourself lucky. 689 00:29:20,256 --> 00:29:22,390 I took my oldest back-to-school shopping. 690 00:29:22,425 --> 00:29:23,925 She insisted I drop her off. 691 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,593 Wouldn't be seen with me. 692 00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:27,262 - How old? - Nine. 693 00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:29,564 Just wait-- couple years, she'll be borrowing your clothes 694 00:29:29,598 --> 00:29:31,665 and willing her breasts to grow. 695 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,000 Oh, fuck me. 696 00:29:34,269 --> 00:29:35,302 My little sister's 11. 697 00:29:35,337 --> 00:29:36,303 Tampons and birth control 698 00:29:36,338 --> 00:29:37,504 just around the corner. 699 00:29:37,539 --> 00:29:39,506 Oh, God help us. 700 00:29:40,642 --> 00:29:42,342 Uh, I need you just for a second. 701 00:29:42,376 --> 00:29:43,877 Excuse us, ladies. 702 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,680 That's for you. 703 00:29:47,715 --> 00:29:49,282 I saw you drowning in there. 704 00:29:49,316 --> 00:29:51,284 Thanks, but your radar's off. 705 00:29:51,319 --> 00:29:52,486 Oh, really? 706 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,654 Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean 707 00:29:53,688 --> 00:29:55,055 to whisk you away from all the fun. 708 00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:56,891 Where are you taking me? 709 00:29:56,925 --> 00:30:00,127 I want to offer you a tour of the house before the nuptials. 710 00:30:00,162 --> 00:30:02,129 I want to show you something cool. 711 00:30:02,164 --> 00:30:03,464 Are we allowed up here? 712 00:30:03,498 --> 00:30:06,001 Well, hey, I know Aaron's dad. 713 00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:08,670 He's the white guy. 714 00:30:08,705 --> 00:30:09,805 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 715 00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:11,640 Foremost urologist in the country. 716 00:30:11,675 --> 00:30:14,844 He's seen every president's dick since Einsehower, mm-hmm. 717 00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:16,746 Who takes a picture with their urologist? 718 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:19,715 Listen, if a man has your testicles in his grip, 719 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,050 you'll do whatever he asks. 720 00:30:21,084 --> 00:30:22,318 Little known fact-- 721 00:30:22,352 --> 00:30:25,321 Gerald Ford was hung like a bear. 722 00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:26,990 You're really bad at flirting, you know that? 723 00:30:27,024 --> 00:30:28,424 What makes you think I'm trying to flirt? 724 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:30,760 Huh, getting me liquored up and alone? 725 00:30:30,794 --> 00:30:32,896 Oh, yeah, nothing closes the deal 726 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:35,499 like deceased heads of state. 727 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,267 Thought I was under no obligation to sleep with you. 728 00:30:37,301 --> 00:30:41,572 Oh, well, I was kind of hoping that you'd just want to. 729 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:43,274 Who says I don't? 730 00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:52,551 Wedding's starting. 731 00:30:57,992 --> 00:31:00,127 Hi, Holly. 732 00:31:00,161 --> 00:31:01,461 What's with the makeup? 733 00:31:01,496 --> 00:31:03,430 I'm sending stronger signals. 734 00:31:03,465 --> 00:31:05,433 Did I leave my underwear in your brother's room? 735 00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:06,634 It was my lucky pair. 736 00:31:06,668 --> 00:31:08,035 Didn't see it. 737 00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:09,870 You want to hang out later at the barbecue? 738 00:31:09,904 --> 00:31:11,371 I'm busy. 739 00:31:11,405 --> 00:31:12,405 Lip'll be there. 740 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,640 He wants to double. 741 00:31:13,674 --> 00:31:14,774 He said that? 742 00:31:14,808 --> 00:31:15,908 Yeah. 743 00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:19,645 You, Lip, me, Little Hank. 744 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:22,481 Great, well, you can keep that Little Hank perv off my back. 745 00:31:22,516 --> 00:31:25,151 - Meet up with you there? - Yeah. 746 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,219 Holly. 747 00:31:27,254 --> 00:31:29,588 Uh, how do I look? 748 00:31:31,691 --> 00:31:34,227 Like you're going to be a virgin for the rest of your life. 749 00:31:43,806 --> 00:31:45,773 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 750 00:31:48,677 --> 00:31:50,645 Did you talk to Sheila? 751 00:31:50,679 --> 00:31:52,346 Wait, where are you taking me? 752 00:31:52,381 --> 00:31:53,581 Cook County? 753 00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,583 I won't, I won't last a week. 754 00:31:57,719 --> 00:31:59,854 Get the hell out. 755 00:32:04,126 --> 00:32:06,094 You're letting me go? 756 00:32:06,128 --> 00:32:07,195 For now. 757 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,396 Don't leave the city. 758 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:21,674 Oh. 759 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:23,108 Well, hello. 760 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,444 Get naked now. 761 00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:27,279 Yes, sir. 762 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,481 Sent Ethel to the store. 763 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:30,849 Get your ass on that bench. 764 00:32:30,883 --> 00:32:33,185 Oh, I love mistress Veronica. 765 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,390 Yes. 766 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,625 Oh, here it comes. 767 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:41,460 Got the handcuffs. 768 00:32:41,494 --> 00:32:42,861 An oldie but a goodie. 769 00:32:42,896 --> 00:32:44,864 Hey, just remember, if you're going to sit on my face, 770 00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:46,832 I have that sinus thing, okay? 771 00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:48,501 Mmm... 772 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:52,539 Ah, what is this, what's this for? 773 00:32:52,574 --> 00:32:53,707 The blood. 774 00:32:53,742 --> 00:32:55,176 The blood? 775 00:32:55,211 --> 00:32:56,411 Garden shears? 776 00:32:56,446 --> 00:32:57,913 Whoa, that's not funny. 777 00:32:57,947 --> 00:32:59,081 What's the bitch's name? 778 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:00,316 Who-- what are you talking about? 779 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:01,817 The bitch's name! 780 00:33:01,852 --> 00:33:03,086 - Who, who?! - West 47th. 781 00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:06,155 How you know about that? 782 00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:07,357 Aah, miss Grodanz, all right? 783 00:33:07,391 --> 00:33:08,925 Please don't cut my dick. 784 00:33:08,959 --> 00:33:10,026 You're screwing some slut, and you don't 785 00:33:10,061 --> 00:33:11,027 even know her first name? 786 00:33:11,062 --> 00:33:13,596 No... sh-sh-she's my tutor. 787 00:33:13,631 --> 00:33:15,599 What, teaching you how to fuck behind my back? 788 00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:16,666 Read. 789 00:33:16,701 --> 00:33:18,034 That's the best you can do? 790 00:33:18,068 --> 00:33:20,336 I swear to God it's true. 791 00:33:20,371 --> 00:33:22,205 She's teaching me how to read. 792 00:33:23,273 --> 00:33:24,874 Yo, where are the keys? 793 00:33:24,908 --> 00:33:28,979 In my p-u-r-s-e. 794 00:33:31,115 --> 00:33:33,083 V, V! 795 00:33:44,596 --> 00:33:46,563 Detective happen to drop by? 796 00:33:50,669 --> 00:33:53,370 I can explain. 797 00:33:53,405 --> 00:33:55,372 Don't tell me, 798 00:33:55,407 --> 00:33:57,741 tell mom. 799 00:34:04,949 --> 00:34:06,717 Sheils, 800 00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:08,718 it's Frank. 801 00:34:13,156 --> 00:34:15,124 I'm sorry. 802 00:34:15,158 --> 00:34:17,392 Why didn't you tell me? 803 00:34:19,695 --> 00:34:22,664 Didn't want you to think less of me. 804 00:34:22,698 --> 00:34:25,566 Taking advantage of somebody so vulnerable? 805 00:34:29,838 --> 00:34:32,105 You poor thing. 806 00:34:37,612 --> 00:34:40,580 Karen told the authorities everything. 807 00:34:42,016 --> 00:34:43,984 D-define everything. 808 00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:45,252 You came home 809 00:34:45,286 --> 00:34:48,321 from a work-related injury, 810 00:34:48,356 --> 00:34:50,924 barely conscious from the pain pills 811 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,692 the doctor prescribed, 812 00:34:52,726 --> 00:34:56,095 in need of kindness and care, 813 00:34:56,129 --> 00:35:00,699 and instead Karen lured you into the basement 814 00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:02,467 and... 815 00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:05,770 Just did what she did to you. 816 00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:07,439 Just wanted 817 00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:09,140 to get back at her father. 818 00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:11,843 You weren't even aroused. 819 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:16,649 She told the police, the size of a baby carrot. 820 00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:21,121 I am so sorry that my daughter raped you. 821 00:35:38,373 --> 00:35:40,674 Miss Grodanz? 822 00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,176 Hi. Who are you? 823 00:35:42,210 --> 00:35:44,344 I'm the woman whose man you're fucking. 824 00:35:44,379 --> 00:35:45,679 I'm done with spelling. 825 00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:47,681 I'll start 826 00:35:47,716 --> 00:35:49,683 my reading. 827 00:36:00,696 --> 00:36:02,763 Thank you. 828 00:36:03,798 --> 00:36:06,299 Thanks for taking out my dad. 829 00:36:18,815 --> 00:36:20,516 Lovely dress. 830 00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:21,917 Those vows. 831 00:36:21,951 --> 00:36:25,054 Why do people insist on writing them themselves? 832 00:36:26,323 --> 00:36:29,258 Hmm, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. 833 00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:30,392 - Okay. - I'll see you at the table. 834 00:36:30,426 --> 00:36:32,427 Okay. 835 00:36:36,298 --> 00:36:38,265 So, off campus, huh? 836 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:39,600 What? 837 00:36:39,634 --> 00:36:42,369 - You said you lived off campus. - Yeah. 838 00:36:42,403 --> 00:36:44,237 Yeah, Princeton doesn't let students live off campus 839 00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:46,039 until junior year. 840 00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,707 - New rules. - Oh, come on. 841 00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:49,375 Which agency you with? You can tell me. 842 00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:50,910 Hell, I might need to schedule a night myself. 843 00:36:50,944 --> 00:36:52,445 Excuse me? 844 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:54,713 God, only Richard'd have the stones to bring a pro 845 00:36:54,748 --> 00:36:55,981 to a wedding. 846 00:36:56,016 --> 00:36:57,449 You think I'm a hooker? 847 00:36:57,484 --> 00:36:58,617 No, n-no, no. 848 00:36:58,651 --> 00:36:59,985 Hookers get paid in small bills, 849 00:37:00,019 --> 00:37:01,987 not American Express Platinum. 850 00:37:02,021 --> 00:37:04,823 - You got to be, what, two grand, three? - I'm not a fucking escort. 851 00:37:04,858 --> 00:37:06,659 So, Richard doesn't know you've been lying about Princeton? 852 00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:07,894 You're just a gold digger 853 00:37:07,928 --> 00:37:09,162 after his money? 854 00:37:09,196 --> 00:37:10,830 I haven't taken a goddamn thing from him. 855 00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:12,832 Right. I have an idea-- 856 00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:15,835 how about you give me a taste or I tell him the truth? 857 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,237 Hey, hey. 858 00:37:17,271 --> 00:37:19,306 T-- uh, table six right over there. 859 00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:21,341 Great, me, too. 860 00:37:21,376 --> 00:37:22,843 I don't go to Princeton. 861 00:37:22,878 --> 00:37:25,646 Never went to college, and if assholes like this did, 862 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,913 I'm glad I didn't. 863 00:37:26,948 --> 00:37:29,049 Don't worry, I'll get a cab. 864 00:37:31,786 --> 00:37:34,421 What the fuck, Garvin? 865 00:37:34,456 --> 00:37:36,958 Hey, Fiona, I'll take you. 866 00:37:36,992 --> 00:37:38,359 No, thanks. 867 00:37:38,394 --> 00:37:39,928 You know where I can get the El around here? 868 00:37:39,963 --> 00:37:42,131 Come on, hey, Greg is an asshole. 869 00:37:42,165 --> 00:37:43,432 He always has been. 870 00:37:43,466 --> 00:37:44,467 He got expelled twice. 871 00:37:44,501 --> 00:37:45,935 They only let him graduate 872 00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:47,937 after his dad built the school a library. 873 00:37:47,971 --> 00:37:50,039 Come on, I-I'm sorry. 874 00:37:50,073 --> 00:37:51,841 Let me take you, please. 875 00:37:53,476 --> 00:37:56,445 Hey, bring the, bring the car around. 876 00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:00,215 I want to know whose it is-- the kid. 877 00:38:00,249 --> 00:38:01,783 Simple test. 878 00:38:01,817 --> 00:38:03,351 Jody is the father. 879 00:38:03,386 --> 00:38:04,953 What, you take math lessons from a creationist? 880 00:38:04,987 --> 00:38:06,488 You met him a month ago. 881 00:38:06,522 --> 00:38:08,657 We're married now-- it makes him the dad. 882 00:38:08,691 --> 00:38:10,525 - Jody! - Makes him the stepdad. 883 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,194 Real dads are overrated. 884 00:38:12,228 --> 00:38:13,462 Better this way. 885 00:38:13,496 --> 00:38:14,964 Oh, with the village idiot? 886 00:38:14,998 --> 00:38:17,733 Quiet and nice doesn't make him an idiot. 887 00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:20,670 At least I know he'll be here. 888 00:38:20,704 --> 00:38:21,905 I'm not going anywhere. 889 00:38:21,939 --> 00:38:23,173 South Side forever? 890 00:38:23,207 --> 00:38:24,441 I wouldn't bail. 891 00:38:26,244 --> 00:38:28,212 I'm not my dad. 892 00:38:28,246 --> 00:38:29,380 - Get out. - You hear me? 893 00:38:29,414 --> 00:38:31,014 I'm not my fucking dad! 894 00:38:31,049 --> 00:38:33,583 Everything cool? 895 00:38:33,618 --> 00:38:35,652 Fine. 896 00:38:35,686 --> 00:38:36,686 Enjoy your life of monosyllables 897 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,154 and knock-knock jokes. 898 00:38:38,189 --> 00:38:40,856 At least I know his dad won't fuck me. 899 00:38:40,891 --> 00:38:42,425 Don't underestimate yourself. 900 00:38:42,459 --> 00:38:45,227 I'm sure it'll be his turn at some point. 901 00:38:53,804 --> 00:38:55,238 Money up front, no rough stuff. 902 00:38:55,272 --> 00:38:56,740 You here for Bev? 903 00:38:56,774 --> 00:38:59,143 Your brother. 904 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:02,747 Some army dude's here for you. 905 00:39:06,086 --> 00:39:07,887 Exemplary salute. 906 00:39:07,921 --> 00:39:09,455 Cadet Colonel Gallagher, Junior ROTC. 907 00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:11,924 Colonel McNally, Department Of Defense. 908 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,293 - You Lip's brother? - Ian. 909 00:39:14,327 --> 00:39:15,795 He mentioned you were taking an interest, 910 00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:17,296 but didn't say you were stopping by. 911 00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:19,632 - Oh, I hope that's okay. - Yes, sir. 912 00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:22,268 Silver Star. Iraq? 913 00:39:22,302 --> 00:39:24,803 - Afghanistan. - Ah. 914 00:39:24,838 --> 00:39:27,306 I got sand in parts of my body I still can't get out. 915 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:28,908 Listen, this is a West Point application. 916 00:39:28,942 --> 00:39:30,409 I wanted to deliver it personally. 917 00:39:30,444 --> 00:39:32,379 It's been a goal for a long time. 918 00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:35,215 Well, if I have anything to say about it, he'll reach it. 919 00:39:35,249 --> 00:39:37,484 Big future, your brother. 920 00:39:37,518 --> 00:39:39,587 The nature of combat's changing. 921 00:39:39,621 --> 00:39:41,989 We need all the creative thinkers we can get. 922 00:39:42,024 --> 00:39:43,458 Is Lip home? 923 00:39:45,461 --> 00:39:46,828 You'll make sure he gets that? 924 00:39:46,863 --> 00:39:48,230 Yes, sir. 925 00:39:48,264 --> 00:39:50,665 Thanks. 926 00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:59,574 I knew you didn't go to Princeton. 927 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:02,276 You don't $500 million worth of business a year 928 00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:04,479 without being able to read people. 929 00:40:07,616 --> 00:40:11,184 I must admit, though, I was curious to see 930 00:40:11,219 --> 00:40:14,254 how long you'd be able to keep the whole thing going. 931 00:40:15,823 --> 00:40:19,260 Where should I tell the driver you live? 932 00:40:21,664 --> 00:40:23,999 South Side. 933 00:40:46,056 --> 00:40:48,424 Help me look like you? 934 00:40:50,894 --> 00:40:54,464 Two things Fiona says are a waste of money, makeup and bras. 935 00:40:54,498 --> 00:40:55,865 Yeah, well, if I believed everything 936 00:40:55,899 --> 00:40:57,233 my older siblings told me, 937 00:40:57,267 --> 00:40:58,334 I'd still think I was a botched abortion. 938 00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:00,036 You have great eyes. 939 00:41:00,070 --> 00:41:02,037 Thanks, but eyes don't stop a teenage boy. 940 00:41:02,072 --> 00:41:04,974 I need boobs or some junk in the trunk, you know? 941 00:41:05,009 --> 00:41:07,143 - How old are you? - 11. 942 00:41:07,177 --> 00:41:09,478 If I were Jewish, I'd be a woman next year. 943 00:41:09,512 --> 00:41:11,680 - Why the rush? - You sound just like my sister. 944 00:41:11,715 --> 00:41:14,650 Yeah, well, there's plenty of time to be disappointed by men. 945 00:41:14,684 --> 00:41:17,519 Why does everyone else get to grow up but me? 946 00:41:17,553 --> 00:41:20,588 One day you'll look back and wish it didn't happen so fast. 947 00:41:20,622 --> 00:41:22,023 Trust me. 948 00:41:22,057 --> 00:41:23,558 There. 949 00:41:26,929 --> 00:41:29,563 This'll get his attention? 950 00:41:29,598 --> 00:41:31,999 If it doesn't, he's not worth it. 951 00:41:33,635 --> 00:41:36,570 Who's your friend? 952 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,941 65, 66, 953 00:41:40,975 --> 00:41:42,842 67, 68... 954 00:41:42,877 --> 00:41:44,010 Went to Karen's. 955 00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:45,578 Tried to step up. 956 00:41:45,612 --> 00:41:47,013 - She told me to fuck off. - 73, 957 00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:48,247 - you believe that? - 74, 958 00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:49,916 75, 76, 959 00:41:49,950 --> 00:41:52,719 - 77, 78... - Rather play house with Keanu. 960 00:41:52,753 --> 00:41:54,088 81, 82... 961 00:41:54,122 --> 00:41:56,557 You hear what I said? 962 00:41:56,591 --> 00:41:57,959 How many push-ups can you do? 963 00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,861 What, right now, stoned? 964 00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:01,230 Your best day. 965 00:42:01,264 --> 00:42:02,565 I don't know. Uh, five, six. 966 00:42:02,599 --> 00:42:04,400 How many miles? 967 00:42:06,136 --> 00:42:08,303 - Depends. Who's chasing me? - I can do 968 00:42:08,338 --> 00:42:10,472 100 push-ups at a time, run a six-minute mile 969 00:42:10,506 --> 00:42:12,741 and hit a freckle from 200 yards with an M-16. 970 00:42:12,775 --> 00:42:14,876 Dude, you need this more than I do. 971 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,244 Know what it means to have a war hero 972 00:42:16,279 --> 00:42:17,479 recommend you for West Point? 973 00:42:17,513 --> 00:42:19,113 I told you, I'm working that angle. 974 00:42:19,148 --> 00:42:20,548 - It takes time. - No need. 975 00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:23,450 It worked. 976 00:42:23,485 --> 00:42:25,152 What, McNally brought this for you? 977 00:42:25,186 --> 00:42:26,320 Not me. 978 00:42:27,488 --> 00:42:29,656 Congratulations. 979 00:42:33,295 --> 00:42:36,264 Look, I didn't have a chance to mention you yet, all right? 980 00:42:36,298 --> 00:42:37,665 It's a misunderstanding. 981 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,100 I'll find him tomorrow. 982 00:42:39,135 --> 00:42:41,470 Don't worry about it. 983 00:42:41,504 --> 00:42:44,139 What, you're really gonna be a baby about this? 984 00:42:44,174 --> 00:42:46,075 You're the only reason I was even hanging out 985 00:42:46,109 --> 00:42:47,476 with that water boarder McNally. 986 00:42:47,511 --> 00:42:50,279 I don't need your help. 987 00:42:50,313 --> 00:42:52,414 Oh, well, you should have told me that 988 00:42:52,448 --> 00:42:54,949 before I spent my summer trying to explain fucking trigonometry. 989 00:42:54,984 --> 00:42:57,285 All right, I didn't even want you to do this! 990 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,487 I'll do it on my own now, okay? 991 00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:03,824 You can't do shit on your own. 992 00:43:03,858 --> 00:43:06,226 Fuck you, Lip. 993 00:43:07,828 --> 00:43:10,596 You can get back to your whore who can't be sure 994 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,965 if her kid is your son or your brother. 995 00:43:41,594 --> 00:43:44,061 I'll make West Point on my own. 996 00:43:44,095 --> 00:43:46,397 I don't need you. 997 00:43:56,942 --> 00:43:59,177 Shh! 998 00:43:59,212 --> 00:44:01,747 Just got the babies to sleep. 999 00:44:01,781 --> 00:44:04,817 I shouted for 20 minutes before Malik heard me. 1000 00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:07,253 You let that girl go out on a date with a boy 1001 00:44:07,287 --> 00:44:08,688 who knows how to pick handcuffs? 1002 00:44:08,722 --> 00:44:10,423 Your mom let you go out with me. 1003 00:44:10,457 --> 00:44:12,224 We turned out okay. 1004 00:44:12,259 --> 00:44:14,693 - I think. - If you didn't know how to read, 1005 00:44:14,728 --> 00:44:16,061 how did you get your driver's license? 1006 00:44:16,096 --> 00:44:17,763 - They give those to anybody. - Our taxes? 1007 00:44:17,798 --> 00:44:19,198 - Lip. - Cards on my birthday? 1008 00:44:19,232 --> 00:44:21,233 - Debbie. - Explains why 1009 00:44:21,267 --> 00:44:22,834 the "I"s were dotted with hearts. 1010 00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,369 Look, I can read, all right? 1011 00:44:24,404 --> 00:44:26,538 It's just I had trouble with it my entire life. 1012 00:44:26,573 --> 00:44:28,006 It gets messed up. I... 1013 00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,508 It takes a long time. 1014 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,076 From one school to the next, 1015 00:44:31,110 --> 00:44:32,678 from one foster care to the next, 1016 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:34,213 it never got fixed. 1017 00:44:34,247 --> 00:44:35,914 It's not like I'm unliterate. 1018 00:44:35,949 --> 00:44:39,352 - Why didn't you tell me? - 'Cause I was ashamed, V. 1019 00:44:39,387 --> 00:44:42,122 I wanted to do something nice for our anniversary. 1020 00:44:42,156 --> 00:44:43,957 A card I wrote myself. 1021 00:44:43,991 --> 00:44:47,093 Ah, so... 1022 00:44:47,127 --> 00:44:48,795 "I want to lick every inch 1023 00:44:48,829 --> 00:44:51,064 of your body." You wrote this? 1024 00:44:51,098 --> 00:44:52,799 I wanted to be romantic. 1025 00:44:55,303 --> 00:44:57,737 We turned out more than okay. 1026 00:45:02,076 --> 00:45:03,811 ♪ one, two, three... ♪ 1027 00:45:03,845 --> 00:45:06,279 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1028 00:45:06,314 --> 00:45:09,416 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1029 00:45:09,451 --> 00:45:12,253 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go... 1030 00:45:22,363 --> 00:45:23,931 Ah. 1031 00:45:23,965 --> 00:45:25,766 Detective, I smell bacon. 1032 00:45:27,802 --> 00:45:29,437 What do you want, Gallagher? 1033 00:45:29,471 --> 00:45:31,306 No hard feelings. Whoa. 1034 00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:34,208 Except for the one I have for your better half here. 1035 00:45:37,713 --> 00:45:39,347 Lesson learned-- it's gonna take a lot more than that 1036 00:45:39,382 --> 00:45:41,183 to bring down Frank Gallagher. 1037 00:45:41,217 --> 00:45:43,018 I know you're responsible for Eddie Jackson's death. 1038 00:45:43,052 --> 00:45:45,621 Ah. Try proving it. 1039 00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:48,024 I intend to. 1040 00:45:54,731 --> 00:45:56,766 My dad killed a guy. 1041 00:46:07,477 --> 00:46:08,844 What's wrong? 1042 00:46:08,878 --> 00:46:11,547 Holly blew off the flowers I stole for her. 1043 00:46:11,582 --> 00:46:14,383 You want to go see Raoul in the alley behind the OTB? 1044 00:46:14,418 --> 00:46:16,853 Just got a new switchblade in, 1045 00:46:16,887 --> 00:46:18,888 swears it has nothing at all to do 1046 00:46:18,923 --> 00:46:22,026 with that cop stabbing in Pullman. 1047 00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:24,562 I think I'm gonna be sick. 1048 00:46:24,596 --> 00:46:25,830 Don't lay on your back. 1049 00:46:25,864 --> 00:46:27,631 You could choke on your own vomit. 1050 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:30,000 You need water and bread to soak up the alcohol. 1051 00:46:30,035 --> 00:46:31,402 I'll get hamburger buns. 1052 00:46:31,436 --> 00:46:33,003 Stay here. I'll be right back. 1053 00:46:33,038 --> 00:46:34,672 Hey! Hey! 1054 00:46:40,545 --> 00:46:41,845 Want these? 1055 00:46:54,693 --> 00:46:56,261 Won't start. 1056 00:46:56,295 --> 00:46:58,063 Cops released the report. 1057 00:46:58,097 --> 00:47:01,100 Cause of death-- inconclusive. 1058 00:47:01,134 --> 00:47:02,902 You okay? 1059 00:47:02,937 --> 00:47:05,338 Yeah. 1060 00:47:10,746 --> 00:47:12,413 Hey, what took you so long? 1061 00:47:12,447 --> 00:47:14,048 Jesus. What do you want? 1062 00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:15,582 I got a morning after pill 1063 00:47:15,617 --> 00:47:16,984 from my sister. 1064 00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:28,594 Watch it, asshole. 1065 00:47:28,628 --> 00:47:30,429 - How about some fucking respect? - What, for you? 1066 00:47:30,464 --> 00:47:32,865 Your mom's on a steady diet of prison guard dick 1067 00:47:32,899 --> 00:47:34,300 because you didn't have the balls 1068 00:47:34,334 --> 00:47:35,968 to stand up to your dad yourself. 1069 00:47:36,003 --> 00:47:37,904 What, you never learned how to throw a fucking punch? 1070 00:47:43,245 --> 00:47:44,579 Oh, that's it? 1071 00:47:44,614 --> 00:47:47,083 Now wonder your dad beat the shit out of you. 1072 00:47:48,285 --> 00:47:50,787 Sheils, it's me. 1073 00:47:50,822 --> 00:47:53,123 I got a surprise for you. 1074 00:47:53,157 --> 00:47:55,159 Frank, you're back from the barbeque! 1075 00:47:55,193 --> 00:47:57,127 I brought the barbecue to you, 1076 00:47:57,162 --> 00:48:00,831 - my one and only girl. - Aw, Frank. 1077 00:48:00,866 --> 00:48:03,634 Come downstairs; Let me serve for once. 1078 00:48:03,669 --> 00:48:05,769 It looks delicious. 1079 00:48:05,804 --> 00:48:06,937 Table's all set. 1080 00:48:06,972 --> 00:48:09,640 Oh. What a lovely 1081 00:48:09,674 --> 00:48:11,809 way to end a hard day. 1082 00:48:11,843 --> 00:48:13,644 That's all behind us now. 1083 00:48:13,679 --> 00:48:15,413 Come downstairs, have a nice dinner, 1084 00:48:15,447 --> 00:48:17,182 and we'll wrap up Eddie's affairs. 1085 00:48:17,216 --> 00:48:19,852 Where's his life insurance policy again? 1086 00:48:19,886 --> 00:48:21,520 One good thing that came out of this. 1087 00:48:21,555 --> 00:48:24,490 I'm free to marry. 1088 00:48:24,525 --> 00:48:26,292 Ma... marry? 1089 00:48:28,162 --> 00:48:30,130 I... 1090 00:48:30,164 --> 00:48:33,433 Whoa! 1091 00:48:33,467 --> 00:48:35,802 That's in there for a strike and the count's now... 1092 00:48:47,481 --> 00:48:49,548 Naav... el. 1093 00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:53,218 Naav... el. 1094 00:48:53,253 --> 00:48:55,120 Naavel. Navel! 1095 00:48:55,154 --> 00:48:56,655 Yes. 1096 00:48:58,157 --> 00:49:01,627 Mmm. Only three more till I get to your hoo-ha. 1097 00:49:09,703 --> 00:49:11,837 Hey, talked to my pops. 1098 00:49:11,871 --> 00:49:13,839 He's gonna take care of your Clyde. 1099 00:49:13,873 --> 00:49:16,875 Really? Thank you! 1100 00:49:16,909 --> 00:49:18,844 Oh. 1101 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,654 You Clyde? 1102 00:49:29,688 --> 00:49:31,389 Ethel said hi. 1103 00:49:46,372 --> 00:49:49,374 ♪ On the greyhound to the town where you grew up ♪ 1104 00:49:49,408 --> 00:49:52,578 ♪ you were holding hands with Marianne ♪ 1105 00:49:52,612 --> 00:49:55,114 ♪ you didn't know her eyes were shut ♪ 1106 00:49:55,148 --> 00:49:57,617 ♪ on the highway where the cities disappear ♪ 1107 00:49:57,651 --> 00:50:00,620 ♪ oh, my gosh, you look so beautiful ♪ 1108 00:50:00,654 --> 00:50:02,790 ♪ a pencil tucked behind your ear ♪ 1109 00:50:02,824 --> 00:50:05,226 ♪ oh! ♪ 1110 00:50:07,930 --> 00:50:10,331 ♪ oh! ♪ 1111 00:50:25,849 --> 00:50:28,617 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1112 00:50:32,656 --> 00:50:34,624 How many? 1113 00:50:36,293 --> 00:50:38,762 Six of us. 1114 00:50:38,796 --> 00:50:41,965 It looks a lot like where I grew up in New Haven. 1115 00:50:41,999 --> 00:50:45,001 Hey, I'm here next week for a meeting. 1116 00:50:45,036 --> 00:50:46,737 Want to go to dinner? 1117 00:50:46,771 --> 00:50:48,605 I promise, just us this time. 1118 00:50:49,874 --> 00:50:51,742 Okay. 1119 00:50:51,776 --> 00:50:53,410 I want you to have this. 1120 00:50:55,846 --> 00:50:58,982 I'd just end up selling it for food and toilet paper. 1121 00:51:02,486 --> 00:51:04,353 Hey. 1122 00:51:04,388 --> 00:51:06,789 Hey. 1123 00:51:06,823 --> 00:51:08,691 Looks like I missed the party. 1124 00:51:18,301 --> 00:51:19,701 Tony around? 1125 00:51:25,808 --> 00:51:27,809 Tell him I came by. 1126 00:51:40,054 --> 00:51:41,288 You look great by the way. 1127 00:51:45,225 --> 00:51:47,193 Great. 1128 00:52:52,382 --> 00:52:59,037 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.Addic7ed.Com 1129 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,857 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player