1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,955 Where the hell were you last week, you fools? 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,666 This is Colonel Kirk McNa||y. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,831 Hoping you could tell me about West Point. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,499 Go watch the kids, please. 5 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,965 Okay, guys, I'm going up to my office. Debs and Ethel are in charge. 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,471 Do you know what this is? Liberation. 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,884 Today, a grocery truck. Tomorrow, the world. 8 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,268 I wanna marry Karen. 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,476 Is that my ring? Aah! 10 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,808 Fuck! 11 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,070 -We on for later? -I haven't decided ifl still like you. 12 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,781 You went to high school with Craig Heisner? 13 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,864 -Sent him your number. -What's the opposite of "thank you"? 14 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,745 -Bet he thinks you're gonna hook up. -He's married. 15 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:44,784 -It's a good thing I met up with Craig. -He's married. 16 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,796 -I was surprised to hear from you. -You were with that bitchy cheerleader. 17 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,922 -Lucy Joe? -You mean my wife. 18 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,378 -Oh, shit. -Ha-ha-ha. 19 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,043 CRAIG [OVER PHONE]:That was fun. -Yeah. 20 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,631 If I weren't married maybe things would be different. 21 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,592 -Why here? -I should've made a move... 22 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,552 -...on you in high school. -Your wife. 23 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,387 Didn't have a wife in high school. 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,722 -Ugh. -Seriously? 25 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,227 [GRUNTS] 26 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:20,796 ETHEL: No, we have a spill. -Stop throwing food, Ankush. 27 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,598 Stop. It's not funny, kid. 28 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,602 -And Liam. -I can do this feeding if you need a break. 29 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:27,807 [BABY CRYING] 30 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,812 Hey, guys. Debbie. 31 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,682 Guys, stop throwing food. 32 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,611 She's just playing in there. 33 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:36,816 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 34 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,956 -I'm looking for Fiona Gallagher? -How old is he? 35 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,082 He is a she. Where's Fiona? 36 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,662 Uh, hang on, I'll get her. Shh. 37 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:58,584 -No. House better be on fire, Debs. -Possible new client downstairs. 38 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,593 Asked for you specifically. 39 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,426 And it's always better to have an adult do the intake. 40 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,965 Can you handle another kid? 41 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,805 I never ask if you can handle yourjob. 42 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,721 -How old? -A crawler. Easy. Come on. 43 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,183 -Hey, I'm Fiona. -Bitch! 44 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,272 That's for fucking my husband! 45 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,278 -Oh, shit. -Remember me? 46 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,907 Lucy Joe Heisner? Craig's wife. 47 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:27,871 Oh, I see. You run like a coward, you filthy bitch. 48 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,751 You're not getting away from me that easy, you little slut. 49 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,461 FIONA: Shit. Shit. 50 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,795 LUCY JOE: I'm gonna beat you like a pinata till candy flies out of your ass. 51 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,584 FIONA: Shit. 52 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,969 [LUCY JOE GRUNTING] 53 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,220 Yeah. Fucking run. 54 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:51,015 FIONA: Aah! LUCY JOE: Come here, bitch! 55 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,347 FRANK: Sheils? 56 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,024 Sheila? 57 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,309 [BOTTLES RATTLING] 58 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,274 How come I don't smell any breakfast? 59 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,030 Oh! Jesus. 60 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,153 Why are you nude? 61 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,906 -Gotta air it out. -Where's Sheila? 62 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,112 Hair salon. 63 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:16,288 Four—ninety—seven, 498, 499, 500. 64 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,082 Excuse me? 65 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:21,834 Hello. 66 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:26,005 Can you tell Valerie that I'll be a little late? 67 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,186 Why the hell she gotta go to a beauty salon? 68 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:36,018 I'm the one that looks at her. I don't give a rat's ass. 69 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:39,105 Not for long. Mom's hoping to get her old job back. 70 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,280 Shit, I'm losing her, aren't I? 71 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,691 -I'm making eggs. I'll make you some. FIONA: Shit. 72 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,451 LUCY JOE: Can't hide forever! -Oh, Jesus Christ. 73 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,034 Do not let that woman in. 74 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,368 The hell did you do? 75 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,249 LUCY JOE: You know how I know you fucked him? 76 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,457 He told me, you filthy penis mitten. 77 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,667 [FRANK LAUGHS] 78 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,083 Why would he do that? Why would he tell her? 79 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,549 Because you chose a pussy. You always pick pussies. 80 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,512 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 81 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:13,635 It'll die down. She'll turn all that anger back on him. 82 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,726 If you're lucky, you'll get one more desperation fuck. 83 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,392 You better be on the pill, bitch! Huh? 84 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,186 Craig's babies are all 10-pounders. 85 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,651 You push one out, it'll tear you in two. 86 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,784 I was chased from my own house and now I'm hiding in yours. 87 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,114 Holy shit, I'm you. 88 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,280 -I have waited for this day. JODY: Frank. 89 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,493 FRANK: Ahem. Under here. 90 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,372 Oh, hey. 91 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,582 H9)’- 92 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,455 Want some eggs? 93 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,213 You really do have a gift. 94 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,095 Two hundred bones at 50 cents a piece. 95 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,517 I meant what I said. We're not screwing anymore. 96 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,772 Yeah, right. 97 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,941 What, you were serious about that? 98 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,862 Oh, a grain of sand? That's all it takes? 99 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,652 More than you ever gave me. 100 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:18,037 -How much do you know about this guy? -I know enough to know he's enough. 101 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,341 We can still be friends, right? 102 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,047 Right. 103 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,215 What's with the Megan Fox shrine? 104 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,634 LIP: Carl's been sleeping in the van. 105 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,552 Ha, ha. Is he even 10 yet? 106 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,892 You know what? I'm not even sure he's around. 107 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,773 He's hanging out with Hank. Another knee-high delinquent. 108 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,230 Ten bucks says they're in juvie by now. 109 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,646 CARL: Guy must travel a lot. -Nope. He's a midget. 110 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,031 —Likes how these make him feel normal. -Ha, ha. 111 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,236 [PHONE RINGS] 112 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,826 House Sitters, Incorporated. 113 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,080 Mom, I told you, I need to keep this line open for clients. 114 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:58,661 [COUGHS] 115 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,996 Yes, I'm fine. 116 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,502 Tomorrow. 117 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,583 Yeah, me too. 118 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,498 Bummer the guy comes back tomorrow. 119 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,916 Relax, I got more gigs lined up. 120 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,300 [DOOR OPENS] 121 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,586 What was that? 122 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,471 -What the hell's going on? -Shit. 123 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,724 -You said Thursday. -It is Thursday. 124 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:19,057 You were supposed to bring in the mail and water, you little turd. 125 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,720 You're drinking my booze? 126 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,185 CARL: Thought you were kidding about the midget thing. 127 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,154 [ETHEL SCREAMS] 128 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:35,990 Whoo! 129 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,746 KEVIN: Ethel, come on. 130 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,579 Why don't you go upstairs and borrow a suit from Debbie? 131 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:45,796 No. I wouldn't feel comfortable unless I was in my own swimming costume. 132 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,254 All right. Suit yourself, party pooper. 133 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,422 Coast clear? 134 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,555 Yeah. Who we dodging today? Bill collectors? Process servers? 135 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,965 Mrs. Craig Heisner. 136 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,850 What? You've been acting like a dude all summer. 137 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,057 It's okay for guys to play the field but not me? 138 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,724 Want guys running their dicks through the dishwasher after they bone you? 139 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,358 Shut up. 140 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,987 -That's some serious UV protection. -I know. She won't loosen up. 141 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:14,240 I worry that she doesn't interact with anybody her own age. 142 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,742 Should I force her or what? 143 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,403 I don't know. I'm making this shit up as I go along. 144 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,697 How'd she find out? Lucy Joe? 145 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,082 Jesus, what is that, a rash? 146 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,916 What? I think it's from that laundry soap I got at the Family Dollar Store. 147 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,547 Made in China. Probably tainted with melamine. 148 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,460 You're not going in the pool. We gotta show that to V. 149 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,299 -What about my kids? -I don't have practice until later. 150 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,509 —Me and Ethel can watch them. -Ethel and I. 151 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,596 You and I will are gonna go show this to Veronica. Let's go. 152 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,101 -Go on. -Be careful. 153 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,354 KEVIN: Yeah! 154 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,185 [KEVIN LAUGHING] 155 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,187 [KIDS LAUGHING] 156 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,772 JODY [OVER PHONE]: You got Jody. Hello? 157 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,702 Think it's possible to be named Jody and not be a douche bag? 158 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,909 Ever thought about calling him Choady? 159 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,574 LIP: Tool hijacked my sex buddy. -Revisionist history. 160 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,414 LIP: What? IAN: More than a sex buddy. 161 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:10,251 No, that was my brain doing the thinking while my ass was doing the talking. 162 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,290 Wanna come on the ice cream truck later? 163 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,835 -Can't, volunteering at the VA. -A waste of time. 164 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,174 Gonna look good on my West Point application. 165 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:20,215 You should be figuring out how to work the system. 166 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,055 -America's a meritocracy. -They don't make bootstraps. 167 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,312 How the hell you supposed to pull yourself up by them, dumb-ass? 168 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,439 Dumb-ass. 169 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,480 LIP: Hey, I'm totally stealing Choady, by the way. 170 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,563 Veronica's not a nurse. How's she supposed to diagnose this? 171 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,902 She can tell us if it's worth ponying up for the clinic. 172 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,988 VERONICA: Uh-oh. You came to hide under the bed? 173 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,404 -I know. -I thought Craig was just about catching up. 174 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,823 It just sort of happened. Check out this rash? 175 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,619 Damn, that's nasty. Almost looks like shingles. 176 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,708 Scabies maybe? 177 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,463 Let's see here. 178 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,127 [VERONICA SIGHS] 179 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,042 Been hiking in the woods lately? 180 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,052 -What woods? -I called Steve. 181 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,588 -What? -What? Why? 182 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,596 -Change in your diet? -I just wanted to hear his voice, I think. 183 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,681 -Your throat hurt? -No. Where is he? 184 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,101 -I didn't ask. -Best guess, stress rash. 185 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:13,109 I knew it. Day care's too much for you to handle. This is my fault. 186 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,237 Why does everything always have to become about you? 187 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,690 -So no need for a doctor? -Steroid cream first. 188 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,406 Should do away with the breakout. But you're gonna have to start relaxing. 189 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:26,323 Are we done here? I got a house full of kids I need to get back to. 190 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,701 VERONICA: Gonna call Steve again? -I don't know. 191 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:33,042 Might wanna figure out why you wanna talk to him first. 192 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:38,043 This one here is Mrs. Johnson's favorite. 193 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,633 It likes to drink every day. 194 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,674 But this one over here is a bit finicky... 195 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,390 ...and only wants a little sip on the weekends. 196 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,020 Weekends. Got it. 197 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,398 Now let me show you the upstairs plants. 198 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,235 Ew. What the hell you want with them nasty old boulder holders? 199 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,774 I practice opening them. 200 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,785 Never know what kind of clasps you're gonna encounter. 201 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,946 My motto: Be prepared. 202 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,884 Weekend came early. 203 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,843 I should give up some shifts and help more with day care. 204 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,101 Your tips are the only thing that's gonna get us through winter. 205 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,684 -You should not be carrying this much. -It's only for two more weeks. 206 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,814 -Two weeks? -School starts. 207 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:37,273 Deb, you're 11. You need to start acting like it. 208 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,904 Want me to start collecting stickers and lip gloss? 209 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,781 Yeah. Maybe hang out at the park sometime. 210 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,192 Loitering. 211 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,533 How about you invite some friends over and relax in the pool? 212 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,288 No lifeguard. Liability. 213 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,950 They come over, hang out in the pool, and sleep over. 214 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,712 It'll be like a birthday-party sleepover-party. 215 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,497 My birthday is not until October. 216 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:01,213 Hey. Well, it's somebody's birthday somewhere, so we'll celebrate that. 217 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,173 Make a guest list. 218 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,596 Make your list or I will. 219 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,562 Slut! 220 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,942 Did you know he was married? 221 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,535 At least it's chocolate. 222 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,904 Come on. 223 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,608 -Karen just left. -Bummer. 224 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,237 -You think Sheila's gonna throw me out? -Yep. Choady still on the couch? 225 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,491 Never should've fucked Dottie to death. Cou|d've made that work. 226 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,572 -What's his last name? -No money there. 227 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,658 If Sheila starts working again, I am finished. 228 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:15,166 -Know where's he from? -Probably at the beauty salon right now. 229 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:21,753 Five hundred and twenty-three, 524, 525. 230 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,167 I made it! 231 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,712 This is better than sex. 232 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,929 Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll have a relapse by the end of the week. 233 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:35,220 She'll be joining you at the Alibi by the end of the week. 234 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,480 Shit. 235 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,231 My room still open at home? 236 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,068 Uh.... 237 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,353 Do you wanna stay here? 238 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,489 -It's where the heart is. -Left side. 239 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,947 My advice: No one trades an MVP. 240 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,450 Make myself valuable. Untradeable. 241 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,115 -Exactly. -You know what? 242 00:13:56,294 --> 00:14:02,506 The world out there is a scary place. Maybe it needs to get even scarier. 243 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,430 -Lip. How's it going, man? -Good. 244 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,810 Good. You know, I'm good, Choady. Hey, is that short for anything? Uh, Jody. 245 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,641 Nope. 246 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,525 Do you, uh...? Working anywhere these days? 247 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,607 -Nope. -From around here or...? 248 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,273 -Wilmette. -Family still there? 249 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,861 No. 250 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,244 Hey, you wanna, uh, grab a beer with me tonight at the Alibi? 251 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,918 Kind of hoping my next time at the Alibi would be with Mom. 252 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,625 Oh, your mom? 253 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,630 Sheila. 254 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,507 Right. 255 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:50,420 Hey, you know what you should do? Scope the place out for her first. 256 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,341 Kind of like the secret service does before the president goes anywhere. 257 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,261 Copy that. See you tonight. 258 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,224 KEVIN: Yo, can you hustle, please? 259 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,770 I know you can run faster than that. Ronelle. Come on, man. 260 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,314 -Pretend like you stole something. GIRL: Move it. Yeah. 261 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,448 KEVIN: You gotta move. 262 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,073 You gotta push your body. 263 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,783 Rebound. Push it. Outlet. 264 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,288 Push it. 265 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,992 Ethel, you think you might wanna play a little bit? 266 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,411 I could throw you in there for a few drills. 267 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,463 What are you looking at? 268 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,004 Malik? Are you looking at Malik? 269 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,549 Yo, Malik. 270 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,681 MALIK: What's up, coach? 271 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,927 -This is Ethel. -Oh, hey. 272 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,687 -Hello. -Is he your little brother? 273 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,519 No, this is Jonah. He's my son. 274 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,767 Oh, no shit. 275 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,233 We should get our kids together for a play date or some shit like that. 276 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,648 -Oh. How old is your little...? -Girl. 277 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,533 -Thirteen months tomorrow. -Such a sweet age. 278 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,491 -You better stay away from my man. -Why you tripping? 279 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,786 -You know we're not together no more. -I meant no harm. 280 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,417 Where I come from it's an honor to share your man. 281 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,250 How about I honor you with a brick upside your head? 282 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,131 All right, Tanisha. This isn't Jerry Springer. Calm down. 283 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,544 Put all that spunk out on the court. You too. Go. 284 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,139 You're a little shit starter. 285 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,223 BOY: I got him, I got him. 286 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,141 SHEILA: What's with this? Frank? 287 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:32,280 Frank, can you come take a look at the stove? It's not lighting. 288 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,109 -You got it, babe. -I just smell gas, honey. 289 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,032 It was fine this morning. 290 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,333 FRANK: Let's see what we got here. 291 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,335 Aha. 292 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,588 -Just a little loose. -Oh. 293 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,126 [FRANK SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 294 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,672 -Thank you, Frankie. -That's what I'm here for. 295 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,086 Aw. 296 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:59,223 Boy, glad you noticed that. Could have blown up the whole house. 297 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,009 Took out an entire block in California. Sixteen dead. 298 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,974 I know. Terrible. 299 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,764 -Did you see that article in the paper? -What article? 300 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,151 Guy walked into a market and cut off a woman's head with a machete. 301 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,061 -Which market? -What? 302 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,446 Which market was it? 303 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,530 Who cares? What matters is that he would do that for no reason. 304 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,866 -Well, he must have had a reason. -It says he just went nuts. 305 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,497 Well, that's a reason. 306 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,461 I'm trying to tell you it's dangerous out there, Sheils. 307 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,963 So promise me you won't go to a market. 308 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,590 Well, Frank, you never told me which market. 309 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,628 Any of them. Ever. 310 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:41,766 I don't want anything to happen to you because I love you. 311 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,803 So stop asking stupid fucking questions. 312 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,596 Frank. 313 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,730 Sweetie, I love you too. 314 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:54,021 But I have learned in therapy that you can't control what goes on in the world. 315 00:17:54,198 --> 00:18:00,364 No. You can just choose to be a part of it every single day. 316 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,830 [FIONA CHUCKLES] 317 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,211 I almost didn't make it. 318 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,589 I had to take the long way around to avoid Lucy Joe and her banner. 319 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,139 Don't you wish the sex was worth the punishment? 320 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,303 Hi, Craig, you need to call off your mouth-foaming bitch of a wife. 321 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,392 And this is Fiona Gallagher. Thank you. Bye. 322 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,647 Smooth. 323 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,777 -I still don't understand why he told her. -He's a pussy. You always pick pussies. 324 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,278 Well, they are what they eat. 325 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,529 [VERONICA LAUGHS] 326 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,691 Oh, Richard's back from France this week. 327 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,200 -The Jasmine set up? -Yeah. 328 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,282 Me, Jasmine, David and him are gonna hang. Maybe you and Kev? 329 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,869 Pass. Have fun in the Viagra triangle. 330 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,911 Deb's having a sleepover party. I told her she had to. You have to come. 331 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,124 I can't. I'm working overnight at the home. 332 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:57,292 Do you wanna hear her guest list? Fiona, Veronica and Aunt Ginger. 333 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,962 Poor kid. Three people on her list, two of them stuck in an old age home. 334 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,051 She's got no friends, V. 335 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,807 How did I not see that she had no friends? 336 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,141 Hey, you. Can I see some ID, please? 337 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,348 -Are you kidding me? -Show me something. 338 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,232 I gotta cover my ass. 339 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,197 Thank you, Dwayne Foster. 340 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,987 Could Ijust get a Coke? 341 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,119 Now, why would you do that? 342 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,081 -What? -Not drink. 343 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,420 I gotta piss. 344 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,426 How am I supposed to loosen him up... 345 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,765 ...and get any shit on this guy if he's sober? 346 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,223 I'm telling you, I don't think the guy has any dirt on him at all. 347 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,565 -He's gotta have an angle. -He's just some Joe Bag-a-donuts, dude. 348 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,773 Or a John Wayne Gacy. I'm gonna pinch his wallet. 349 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,364 KEVIN: Hey, got your Coke. 350 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,120 Weird. Karen's number is written in the stall. 351 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,780 LIP: Hm. KEVIN: Huh. There you go. 352 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:14,919 -Aw, shit! I'm sorry, man. -I got some on my leg. Be right back. 353 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,795 Ahh, I'm sorry about that. 354 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,429 Suck up. 355 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,807 Fucking dick. 356 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,932 [DOOR OPENS] 357 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,107 Give me his wallet and phone, you retard. 358 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,441 That dyke chick on Glee says it's not cool to use that word. 359 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,275 Why are you such a dick? 360 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,738 On the subject of clicks, does Choady have a choad or what? 361 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,154 You're better than this guy, Karen. 362 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,169 Thing is, Lip, I'm not. 363 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,681 Malik may come by today with Tamika, if that's okay. 364 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,850 Fine. But they eat, we charge them. 365 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,813 -Thought you'd still be asleep. -We have a party to plan. 366 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,025 Most important part of any birthday celebration: the cake. 367 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,484 What are you feeling? 368 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:32,905 Hmm, strawberry and cheese coffee cake from Weber's Bakery. Definitely. 369 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,162 Even your taste in food is like a 40-year old. 370 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,919 Okay, it's your party. 371 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,249 -Triple espresso lattes. FIONA: Hi, Jasmine. 372 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,635 -Does she have a key now? -It was open. 373 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,432 You really shouldn't sleep in your makeup. Look at Courtney Love. 374 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:54,218 Ooh, you are so welcome, Miss Debbie. 375 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,354 -So has he called you? -Who? 376 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,273 -Richard. I gave him your number. -Of course you did. 377 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,526 You haven't been home, have you, dirty girl? 378 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,277 Spent the night on David's boat. 379 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:08,157 Richard's somewhere on business. Rome? Singapore? Someplace exotic. 380 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,784 I got a little left from last night. You want some? 381 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,116 Jesus, it's 8 in the morning. 382 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:18,076 David might be taking me to Paris. He's got some kind of conference. 383 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,667 -What are you gonna tell Hal? -Uh, I'll think of something. 384 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,588 What'd you tell him last night? 385 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,508 My mom's sick, I've been nursing her back to health. 386 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,086 Using your mom's breast cancer to cheat on your husband? 387 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,217 Only good thing about her double mastectomy. 388 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,095 -Daughter of the Year. -You're one to talk. 389 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,552 Miss Heisner been back with baby and the bat? 390 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,353 You hear about that? 391 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,601 That's priceless. 392 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,810 [PHONE CHIMES] 393 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,358 Do you mind if I shower and, uh, change upstairs? 394 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,571 -Sure. -When Richard does call, just say yes. 395 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,865 He's a good one. He's got the cash to treat you right... 396 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,331 ...and he can probably still get it up on his own. 397 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:07,049 Did you know the trigonometric moment problem has infinite solutions... 398 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:11,679 -...if the Toeplitz matrix A is invertible? -Yep. Nothing but parking tickets. 399 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,008 This Choady guy makes vanilla taste like fucking Thai spice. 400 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,558 You ran a background check? 401 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,805 Ton)’- 402 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:21,188 The only remotely interesting thing is a restraining order... 403 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,437 ...against his ex-girlfriend because she threw a camera at him. 404 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,398 He's fucking ridiculous, this guy. 405 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,063 You're like Liam when someone touches his toys. 406 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,400 I don't find any dirt, I'll just make some. 407 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,611 Think you could hang out Saturday night? 408 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,779 Deb's sleepover. Fill out the guest list. 409 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,036 -Sure. -I'll bring strippers and a hookah pipe. 410 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,163 I'm kidding. 411 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,920 I thought it was funny. 412 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,466 [SINGING] The people on the bus All smell like pee 413 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,970 Smell like pee, smell like pee 414 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:58,225 The people on the bus all smell like pee Most likely because they peed 415 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,971 You know what works? Unfiltered applejuice. 416 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:05,983 I'm gonna try that because little girl here hasn't made a dookie in three days. 417 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,189 Poor baby. 418 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,781 You live with your great-grandparents? 419 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,699 I do, which is pretty cool. 420 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,244 I mean, they're good people and all... 421 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:21,157 ...but it sucks because they're getting so old it's hard for them to do stuff. 422 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,289 Like go to the park, lift things, work the remote. 423 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:27,338 Yeah. It's the same with my husband, Clyde. 424 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,920 We had to get one of those phones with the giant numbers. 425 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,254 Oh.... 426 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,841 Need a hand with this diaper change. All the way up the back. 427 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,507 -I'll be back in a minute. -Okay. 428 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,346 [JONAH CRYING] 429 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,354 -I know. -Oh, God. 430 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,562 Gotta tell his mom to knock it off with the fruit strips. 431 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,397 Get the wipes. Hurry. 432 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,819 What? Shh. 433 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,986 No, of course not. We're just friends. 434 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,573 He totally likes you. 435 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,032 We have a lot in common because of our children, but that's it. 436 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:04,746 [DEBBIE HUMS] 437 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,206 Besides the fact that I'm already married. 438 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:12,216 So Clyde gets to have 10 wives but you can only have one husband? 439 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:18,302 Lamp's on the fritz. I'll look at it later today. 440 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,598 -Where are you going? SHEILA: Karen and I... 441 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:23,268 -...are going to look at wedding dresses. -What? 442 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,597 What did I tell you about what can happen to a woman shopping? 443 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:29,149 Sheils, I need you here. With me. 444 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,569 -Safe. With your head on. -Sweetie, nothing's going to happen. 445 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:36,232 I'll be with Karen. We'll use the buddy system. 446 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,238 Don't worry. 447 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,778 Karen? 448 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,072 FRANK: You're not gonna take Cole Street are you? 449 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,741 That woman was just attacked on Cole Street. 450 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,326 What woman? 451 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,335 Uh.... 452 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,872 Seventy-seven years old. Animal tried to rape her. 453 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,838 Luckily her dog scared him away. 454 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,840 We should get a dog. 455 00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:00,677 KAREN: Heh. We have Frank. FRANK: What the hell's that supposed to mean? 456 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,466 You have shit on the carpet. 457 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,803 -You know, why do you have to--? -You guys, listen. 458 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:09,519 This is a big day for me, all right? No bickering. 459 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,230 Sorry, Mom. Let's go. 460 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,772 JODY: Go get them, Mom. SHEILA: Thanks, Jody. 461 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:21,281 —Proud of her. -Yeah. No, me too. 462 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:24,117 Ijust hope she doesn't push herself too hard. 463 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,200 Her doctor tells me she's very fragile right now. 464 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,704 Ripe for a relapse. 465 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,378 I hear you, man, Karen's pretty fragile too. 466 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,083 Not the first word that comes to mind, but, okay. 467 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:39,762 Like a baby deer in the forest, and life's like the hunter. 468 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,593 I think you should expand your social circle a little. 469 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,725 Why? You have us, and V, and your pushy friend Jasmine... 470 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,232 -...and that seems to be enough. -I'm trying to expand my circle too. 471 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,642 Meet new people. 472 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,774 [DEBBIE & FIONA GASP] 473 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:09,120 What about Ethel? Why not invite her? 474 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,626 -She's more of a colleague. -Come on. 475 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,706 Okay, fine. So it'll be you, me and Ethel. 476 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,291 -And Carl. -What? 477 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,586 -You're coming to Deb's sleepover. -Sounds gay. 478 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,425 -You can bring a friend. CARL: Okay. 479 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,348 I want you to invite two kids from your class you like. 480 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:29,053 -I don't like any kids in my class. -Then two more you sort of like. 481 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:34,017 Or can stand to be around, or think are cool, or think maybe might like you. 482 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:38,403 Hey, you're a good kid, Deb, you deserve friends. 483 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,031 -No money, no drink. -I'm not here to drink. 484 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,207 -That. -Stan's Luger? No way. 485 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,127 He pulled that off a dead Kraut's fingers on the Rhine. 486 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,830 Then shot the guy in the nuts for shits and giggles. 487 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,837 -Can Ijust see it? -You can see it from there. 488 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,411 Debbie, hi. Iwas, uh, just about to cross-check. You wanna watch? 489 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,406 Bullshit. Where? 490 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:35,411 -There. -You know Holly Herkimer, right? 491 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:38,296 Holly Hickey-Maker? Ha, ha. Yeah, why? 492 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,003 Son of a bitch. 493 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,710 Introduce me to Holly, you can come to my sleepover. 494 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:45,637 -Cool. When is it? -Tomorrow. 495 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:48,807 Here, let me just check my schedule. 496 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,139 Yeah, yeah. That should work. 497 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,721 Great. 498 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:04,073 -Gearing up for bank robbery season? -I don't have any whippets, Frank. 499 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,491 Saw spray paint cans you could huff. 500 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,745 -Why do you think I want something? -You're breathing. 501 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:13,203 Hoping to gank a couple of rounds of ammo from you. 502 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,916 -Who you hunting? -Trying to scare off a neighborhood dog. 503 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,500 Yeah? Anybody I know? 504 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,300 A fucking Luger? That's sweet, man. 505 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,429 -It was my father's. -I don't think they make ammo for that. 506 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,347 -Aw, come on. Just one cap. -One cap? 507 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,225 Slugs are specific to each gun. It's not a mix-and-match. 508 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:35,229 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Guns ain't Garanimals. 509 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,404 [SCREAMS] 510 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,664 FRANK: Jesus. KAREN: What the hell was that? 511 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,993 I'm sure it was just a car backfiring, sweetie. 512 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:04,292 Scratched cornea. Brass bits and gas ripped into my eye. 513 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,298 You're lucky that's all. In cartoons, whole head explodes. 514 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,680 She's not giving up, Kev. 515 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,763 Sheila's gonna be down here tomorrow unless I can stop her. 516 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:17,187 It won't be that big a deal. She'll come down, sit, have a drink... 517 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:20,690 ...laugh a little, dance maybe. Could be totally harmless. 518 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:26,697 I know we all love to bust balls around here, but seriously, guys... 519 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:30,405 ...if Sheils makes it tomorrow, promise to keep your mouths shut about me? 520 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:34,367 -No. Fuck you. -You banged her kid. I'm telling. 521 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,576 [MAN LAUGHS] 522 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:48,047 Dan, my man. 523 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:50,591 Ha. 524 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:54,224 -Very funny, asshole. -Come on. I'm just messing with you. 525 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:57,261 Look at us, we look like a couple of pirates. 526 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,017 Let me buy you a drink, old Danny boy. 527 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,226 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 528 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:09,148 -What do you want, Martin? -Uh, Simon. My name is Simon. 529 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,404 This is my friend, Debbie Gallagher. 530 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,703 Hi. We're actually in the same history class. 531 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,706 -We are? -I let you cheat off me all the time. 532 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,997 Oh. Good for you. 533 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:25,460 Um.... Gallagher? Any relation to Lip? 534 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:31,887 Yeah, he's my brother. It's short for Phillip, Lip is. 535 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:40,851 So I was just wondering if you'd wanna come to my sleepover tomorrow night? 536 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,312 -Is there gonna be food? -Hell, yeah. 537 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,735 -Can we watch an R-rated movie? -Sure. 538 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:52,066 -Is your brother gonna be there? -Probably, yeah. 539 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,404 Okay- 540 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,664 Oh. 541 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,622 Cool. I'll see you there. 542 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:10,259 Linda doesn't know, but she letting me borrow her kids‘ Kinect for Deb's party. 543 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,714 Sweet. 544 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,048 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 545 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,387 What are you watching? 546 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,763 Some shit on The Learning Channel about pole dancers. 547 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,721 -Speaking of hookers, how's Karen? -Fuck off. 548 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,393 Still working on Operation Choady. 549 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,059 Got a couple ideas on how to lose the guy. 550 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,191 -Why don't we just kill him? -So not worth the time in jail. 551 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:34,950 Thinking more along the lines of planting naked photos of Liam on his laptop. 552 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,619 -Oh, good one. -Yeah, I thought so. Thanks. 553 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,043 Now, seriously, this does nothing for you? 554 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,338 —Still gay- —Still gay- 555 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:53,548 Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! is X-rated. I said you can watch something R-rated. 556 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:58,011 -It's gotta be edgy and cool. -The object is to be scared, not scarred. 557 00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:00,426 Maybe Lip and Ian have something. 558 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:03,596 You are not gonna be happy. We gotta work tomorrow night. 559 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:07,391 -I can't. Deb's party's tomorrow night. -Ivan rented the place for a party. 560 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:11,570 You're the one who made me have this stupid party. If you flake it's gonna suck. 561 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,856 -No, it won't. —Yes, it will. 562 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,696 -Can somebody take my shift? -Some hall of fame party. 563 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,610 Anybody who doesn't work is fired. 564 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,238 Maybe we can make the party another night. 565 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,408 -Work your shift. We got the party. -You can be here all night? 566 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:28,955 Of course. It's gonna be the hottest party ever. Mandy's coming, too. 567 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:34,043 -Oh, my God, this is gonna be so cool. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 568 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,802 This is gonna be so cool. 569 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,255 DEBBIE: Don't kill me. 570 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,095 LIP: Oh, God. We almost dropped you. 571 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:48,852 [PHONE DIALING] 572 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,814 STEVE [ON RECORDING]: It's Steve. Leave some words. 573 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:57,445 Total long shot. Do you wanna come to Debbie's sleepover tomorrow night? 574 00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:01,111 Might be tough, coming from halfway around the world. 575 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:05,032 I mean, it looks like I may not even be able to make it and I live right here. 576 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,909 I'm making no sense. 577 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,669 Okay- 578 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,921 Call me. 579 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,692 VERONICA: Good morning, baby. -Morning. 580 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:40,234 -Where's Ethel? -She's at Malik's crib having a playdate. 581 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,028 -You let her go? -They're just friends. 582 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,663 Boys like Malik don't have friends with vaginas. 583 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,332 It's awesome she's hanging with people her own age. 584 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:51,916 -Doing something other than chores. -Probably got her doing his chores. 585 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:55,548 -What's your beef with Malik? -I don't want Ethel dating that black kid. 586 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,176 Racist. You're a racist. 587 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,213 I am not a racist. I don't hate all black people, Kev. 588 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,596 Just the ones who make babies at 14 and probably can't read. 589 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:05,804 Wow. 590 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,939 -What the hell you smiling at? -You're a mama bear. 591 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,443 -What? -Mama bear with your baby Ethel cub. 592 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,486 Shut up. 593 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:20,190 -My mama bear. -Shut it now. 594 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,404 My little mama bear. 595 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,078 So you're kind of like a 12-year-old girl. 596 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,910 Which flick do you think we should watch at Deb's party? 597 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:31,076 Nightmare on Elm Street. Remake, still scary as shit. 598 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,003 Karen got ready with the drapes open, which was awesome. 599 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,382 Then stopped for some cigarette's and went to work at the movies. 600 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:41,382 Be there till late. Last show gets out at, like, 1:00, plus clean up. 601 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:45,344 -Thanks, buddy. IAN: You got Carl following her around now? 602 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,474 Can't believe you're cock-blocking Karen. 603 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,388 -She has no cock. How am I blocking it? -Let her go, man. 604 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:55,851 What do you want? Huh? You wanna marry her? 605 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,940 Be with her forever? 606 00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,775 I'm looking out for her. She's my best friend. 607 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,031 I'm your best friend. She's your fuck buddy. 608 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,363 You're my brother who should shut the fuck up. 609 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,778 IAN: Friends want what's best for each other. 610 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:11,165 -This could be the best thing for Karen. -You know what's best for everyone? 611 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,123 The kid who wants to die for a country that thinks he's one of God's mistakes? 612 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,162 A shrink said I'm one of God's mistakes. 613 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:19,833 The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm. She put my dick in her mouth. 614 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,793 -What? -You need to shut the fuck up. 615 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,129 So what? You get her to dump the guy... 616 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,217 ...stick around for when Carl gets his first woody, so she can work him too? 617 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,145 I already had my first woody. In history class. 618 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,227 Talking about how Marie Antoinette's head got chopped off. 619 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,858 You freebasing lycopene now, you worthless piece of shit? 620 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:46,659 -Why you gotta be such an asshole? -Apple fell where you dropped it. 621 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:50,784 You think, uh, Karen and that guy are a done deal? 622 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,918 Who knows? She's a flighty thing. 623 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:58,546 Actually, kind of reminds me of your mother. 624 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,378 A beautiful mess. 625 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,094 That was smart, coming in your pajamas already. 626 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,426 These aren't my pajamas. 627 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:10,759 One strawberry and cheese coffee cake from Weber's. 628 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,686 DEBBIE: Thanks. Yum. -I gotta get ready for work. 629 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,973 You look gorgeous, party girl. 630 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:20,436 -Oh, my. You look lovely. -Thank you. 631 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,403 Dinner was great, Mom. 632 00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:25,732 Schnitze|'s the same thing as chicken parmesan... 633 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,492 ...only without the tomato sauce and cheese. 634 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,654 -Did you know that? -No. 635 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,914 Did you know that, Frank? 636 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:36,576 Yeah, it's breaded chicken. Chicken nuggets are just mini-schnitzels. 637 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,918 -It's the same shit. -It really is. 638 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:44,550 -I've gotta go. -Wait, wait, wait. Go where? Where? 639 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,212 I'm going to Gayle's house to watch a movie. 640 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,969 And it's only a half a block from the Alibi. 641 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,517 Which means tomorrow I'll make it there. 642 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,804 -Let me get this. -Thank you, Frankie. 643 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,522 ISIGHS] 644 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:02,151 I feel so frisky tonight. Stay home. 645 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:05,480 —Stay home and play with me. -Oh, Frankie. 646 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:08,775 You know what, sweetie? I am very flattered. 647 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:12,445 But Gayle, she's the one that tried to hang herself that one time... 648 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,616 ...so I really try not to let her down. 649 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:20,037 -But I'm flattered. -Wait. Do I feel hot to you? 650 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,622 I think I'm sick. Stay and make soup for me? 651 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,709 You feel fine. I'll be back before you know it... 652 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:29,513 ...and if you're still feeling oogie, I'll make you some ginger tea. 653 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,344 JODY: Good luck, Mom. SHEILA: Thank you, Jody. 654 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:33,884 Shit. 655 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,187 You wanna play Husker Du? 656 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:39,473 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 657 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,891 Don't-— 658 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,984 MAN: Oh, thank God. -Oh, my God. 659 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,442 Thank God someone was home. Please, help me. 660 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,698 What happened? Frank, call 911. 661 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:52,198 I was walking down the street when this bus mirror caught my arm... 662 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:56,706 ...and just kept going. Dragged me 50 feet. Where's my arm? 663 00:38:56,918 --> 00:39:00,206 Frank, put pressure on this. I'm gonna go look for the arm. 664 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,171 How was I? 665 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,083 It was a good performance, just the wrong audience. 666 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,131 You eating this? 667 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,212 Knock yourself out. 668 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:22,850 Thanks, guys. Hey, it's your party. No work. Come on. 669 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,313 FIONA: Got a light? -Yeah. 670 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:29,739 -Thanks for sticking around tonight. -It's for Deb, it's not for you. 671 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,992 Still, thanks. Okay. 672 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,071 -Hey, party girl. DEBBIE: Hi. 673 00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,615 I brought you a couple black lights. Set the mood. 674 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,533 It makes most people better looking. 675 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,960 Aren't they good for finding traces of blood? 676 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,458 My dad uses them to snuff out fake bills. 677 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,794 That shirt gets any lower it'll be undenlvear. 678 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:51,678 -More skin, more skins. CARL: Ding Dongs. Awesome. 679 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,506 DEBBIE: Carl, those are for guests. -Good, I brought one. 680 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,887 Hey, birthday girl, I'm Little Hank. 681 00:39:57,103 --> 00:40:00,470 Hi, I'm Debbie. And it's not really my birthday. 682 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,639 Good, because I didn't really bring you a present. 683 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,852 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 684 00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:12,782 -Hi, I'm here for the Gallagher thing. -Really? 685 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,779 You invited Holly Herkimer? She's like 15. 686 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:21,617 You said anyone from class. It's not her fault she's still in fourth grade. 687 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:25,249 -Yes, it is. -Still got sparklers from the fourth. 688 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,709 Make sparkler bombs. Where's the duct tape? 689 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:31,126 CARL: In my kidnap kit in the van. I'll get it. -Let's go. 690 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,383 -You sure you got this? LIP: Yeah, no problem. 691 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,557 Okay, have fun. Not too much fun. 692 00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:42,228 I'm sorry I gotta go. I hope you have a really great time tonight. 693 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,059 Me too. 694 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:45,727 Okay- 695 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,147 [GIRL SCREAMING ON TV] 696 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,042 Can I get you another slice of pizza, Hank? 697 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,330 Little Hank. Hank's my old man, he's an asshole. 698 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,669 My dad too. 699 00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:19,136 [sNrFFs] 700 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,013 What are you doing? 701 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:25,021 Want to see what your hair smelled like. Thought it would smell like flowers... 702 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,978 ...but it's cigarettes and coconuts. Still totally hot. 703 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,936 I've already seen this movie and this pizza sucks. 704 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:34,606 -Sorry. Can I make you a grilled cheese? -You can make me one. 705 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,949 Where's Lip? 706 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,155 [BOTH GRUNTING] 707 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,030 God, you are so fucking hot. This is amazing. 708 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,199 Flattery will get you everywhere. 709 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,374 Shh. I don't want Ian to hear us. 710 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,171 He won't. 711 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:03,847 [MUFFLED GROANS] 712 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,405 I bet you could get any guy into bed, huh? 713 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:19,067 Yeah, why? 714 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:20,947 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 715 00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:31,958 -Karen home? -At work. Pulling a double. 716 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,754 Mind if I wait? 717 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:05,030 STEVE [ON RECORDING]: This is Steve. Leave some words. 718 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,078 [ADAM MIMICS BIRD CALL] 719 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,086 ADAM: Hey, I bet you're wondering where I've been. 720 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,291 Not really. 721 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,673 -China. Putting together a deal. -Wow. 722 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,209 -Anybody pee in your Coke? -Ooh. 723 00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:21,011 -That an offer? -I'd love to, but I gotta get home. 724 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,343 -Oh, come on, I'll drive you. -Such a gentleman. 725 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:26,385 Uh-uh. Ulterior motive. I figure this way... 726 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,474 ...maybe I get an offer to come inside for a nightcap. 727 00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:32,106 I think you've had enough. How about I drive you? 728 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,194 -This is a good ride. -Yeah, all right. 729 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:40,232 This is a big first step. I don't let anybody drive her. 730 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,784 -Not even valets. -Oh, that's smart. I hear they steal cars. 731 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,823 -Yeah, okay. Easy, easy, easy. -Relax. I know how to work a stick. 732 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,782 -Yeah? -Yeah. 733 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:54,958 [FIONA YELLS] 734 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:11,516 Psst. 735 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:16,643 I got duct tape if you want. We can put her in the van. 736 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,524 Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? 737 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:27,036 I don't wear a bra, runt. Move, I have to pee. 738 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,618 Ow. 739 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,548 LIP: My God, woman, you work fast. 740 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,684 HOLLY: True. I've done some of my best work on a hall pass. 741 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,603 What the--? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly. 742 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:56,353 HOLLY: I won't tell. -Fuck. Get out. Now. 743 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,108 Holly, out. No. 744 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,117 What the fuck? 745 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:09,991 SIMON: Ow. DEBBIE: Ow. 746 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,031 HANK: What the--? ETHEL: What's going on? 747 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:15,334 -Lip's an asshole. I'm out of here. -Want me to kick his ass? 748 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:17,119 I'm making waffles for breakfast. 749 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,755 Yeah? Well, you can shove mine up Lip's ass. 750 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:22,383 ADAM: No, easy, easy. 751 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:23,588 That's good. 752 00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:25,173 [FIONA LAUGHS] 753 00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:28,260 ADAM: The Fast and the Furious, huh? -Thanks for the ride. 754 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:29,924 Mm-hm. Oh. 755 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,592 Sorry for throwing up. 756 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:34,971 Holly? 757 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,932 -Carl, what happened? -I don't know. 758 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:39,983 Jesus. 759 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,231 What is going on? 760 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:44,522 Holly left my party because of something Lip did. 761 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:48,030 -You didn't. -No, I didn't. I blew her off and she split. 762 00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:50,661 You could have done her so my party wouldn't suck. 763 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,784 -Deb, she's 14. -Which one's Holly? 764 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,039 She left. And then Little Hank left too. 765 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:01,919 Deb, I'm sure the rest of the party was awesome. 766 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:06,010 How would you know? You weren't here. 767 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,837 -You Craig? -Who? 768 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,471 -No. SIMON: Hey. 769 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,720 -You wanna open my present now? DEBBIE: No, Simon. 770 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,351 I don't really give a shit about your present. 771 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,269 Great job chaperoning. 772 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,601 What would you have me do? Sleep with the kid? 773 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,143 This is my worst birthday ever. 774 00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:24,528 LIP: Deb, let me make it up to you. 775 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,356 How about I take you to a R-rated movie some time? 776 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,696 Little Hank too? 777 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,907 He's not gonna go with just me. Can Holly come too? 778 00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,159 Fine. 779 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:40,919 -A double date. -No. Just me buying... 780 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,297 ...and escorting. 781 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:45,837 Deal. 782 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:54,930 I should-- I should probably brush my teeth before we make out or anything. 783 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,846 -Sleep it off on the couch. -No-- Hey, I can drive. 784 00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:01,812 No, you can't. I'll see you in the morning. 785 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:10,525 -You think my car will still be there? FIONA: Parts of it. 786 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:24,463 Jesus, Chr-- That's-- Don't do that. 787 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,544 Top of the morning. 788 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,758 Let's go to the Alibi. Come on. I wanna meet all your co-workers. 789 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:34,139 -I don't-- My shift doesn't start until noon. -Oh. 790 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,218 Okay- 791 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:41,268 You know what they say: 792 00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:45,397 The early bird catches the worm. 793 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:48,525 -I caught it. -Yeah. 794 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,779 Jesus. Is that your fist? 795 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,365 No, it's my foot. 796 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:57,739 No, no, no. 797 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,828 You said no toys. 798 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:04,582 -I can wiggle my toes. -Yeah. 799 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:08,249 -This little piggy went to market. -Ahh! Ha, ha. 800 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,590 -And this little piggy stayed home. -Okay, that's two piggies, right? 801 00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:19,761 -This little piggy had roast beef. -Ahh! Ha, ha. 802 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:22,722 -And this little piggy had none. -Oh, God. 803 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,767 -But this little piggy... -No, no, no. Not all the way home. 804 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,936 -Not all the way home. -...he went all the way home. 805 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:31,277 ~Oh! ‘Oh! Whoo! 806 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,691 [FIONA SIGHS] 807 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,913 Carl, knock it off. 808 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,540 [WATER SPLASHES] 809 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,671 [VERONICA LAUGHING] 810 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:50,458 VERONICA: He can't throw it. Don, let me play baseball. 811 00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:57,097 I'm sorry I had to miss your party. 812 00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:01,519 So tell me about Hank. 813 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,013 He's cute, isn't he? 814 00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:05,226 [FIONA CHUCKLES] 815 00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,438 Hey, uh, you got any coffee? 816 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:11,687 Hi, uh, I'm Adam. 817 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,317 You married? 818 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,527 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 819 00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:21,156 Hit me with the bat already, I don't have time for this. 820 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,619 Wasn't my idea to come to an adu|terer's house. 821 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:28,250 It was mine. Well, actually, our priest. 822 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:32,087 He thinks we can put this whole thing behind us, but we need your help. 823 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,927 -My help? -Who the hell is this? 824 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,677 -Hi, I'm Adam. -Just go do what you came here to do. 825 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,225 I am asking... 826 00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:48,853 ...both of you for your forgiveness. 827 00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,444 I forgive you. We done now? 828 00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:53,855 Do you forgive me? 829 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:58,863 Iwant to. I really do. 830 00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:02,701 But every time I start to picture it, I just want to rip your head off. 831 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:05,283 Okay, what I hear you saying... 832 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:09,749 ...is that you want to forgive me, you just need a little bit more time. 833 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,168 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 834 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:19,717 [CHUCKLES] 835 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:28,977 [sOBSi 836 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:40,780 [SNIFFLES] 837 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:46,532 DEBBIE: Come on. Kev's like a giant, that's not fair. 838 00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:48,617 Life's not fair. Haven't you learned? 839 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:51,128 -Take her down. -Hold on there, girl. 840 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:52,546 You going down. 841 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:55,999 I don't play. 842 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,886 -Looks like your rash is clearing up. DEBBIE: Yeah. 843 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,259 You guys done with your therapy? 844 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:05,392 They're still in the house. He's singing "Your Body Is a Wonderland." 845 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:06,684 KEVIN: Who's this? 846 00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:09,722 -Oh. Kevin, Adam. Adam, Kevin. -Nice to meet you. 847 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,482 -Oh, sorry, bro. -Welcome. 848 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,648 LIP: Hey, you okay? 849 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:16,983 [GRUNTS] 850 00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:21,070 Why the fuck was Mandy Milkovich at my house trying to screw Jody? 851 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:23,865 He turned her down and told me what happened. 852 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:25,529 Because he's a fucking pussy. 853 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,410 -Fuck you. -Hey, hey. 854 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:30,827 KAREN: Stay the fuck away from me. Stay the fuck away from Jody. 855 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,913 And stay the fuck away from this baby. 856 00:51:57,156 --> 00:52:00,990 Feel my head. Feel my head one more time. I'm sure I'm running hot this time. 857 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,742 Frank, you are always like that after sex. 858 00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,073 Seriously, you're like a little steam engine. 859 00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:11,163 Now come on, you're already late for work. Let's go. 860 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,167 Come on. 861 00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:20,042 Come on. 862 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:34,602 [HUMMING] 863 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:43,528 [DRONING NOISE] 864 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,218 [SHEILA SCREAMING] 865 00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:14,388 Thank you. Thank you. 866 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,181 Yeah. 867 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,225 Okay- 868 00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:19,644 [FRANK WHISTLING] 869 00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,067 [English - US - SDH]