1 00:00:02,688 --> 00:00:05,057 Where the hell were you last week, you fools! 2 00:00:05,091 --> 00:00:07,397 This is Colonel Curt McNally. 3 00:00:07,431 --> 00:00:09,741 I was hoping you could tell me a little bit about West Point. 4 00:00:09,775 --> 00:00:12,107 Go watch the kids, please! Okay, guys, 5 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,342 I'm going up to my office. 6 00:00:13,377 --> 00:00:14,713 Debs and Ethel are in charge. 7 00:00:14,747 --> 00:00:17,215 Do you know what this is? Liberation. 8 00:00:17,249 --> 00:00:20,351 Today, a grocery truck. Tomorrow, the world. 9 00:00:20,385 --> 00:00:22,386 I want to marry Karen. 10 00:00:22,421 --> 00:00:24,054 We can't have sex anymore. 11 00:00:24,089 --> 00:00:26,222 Is that my ring? 12 00:00:26,256 --> 00:00:27,590 Fuck! 13 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:31,225 - Are we on for later? - I haven't decided 14 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:32,759 if I still like you, Adam. 15 00:00:32,794 --> 00:00:35,461 You went to high school with this Craig Heisner? 16 00:00:35,496 --> 00:00:38,798 - He's hot. Sent him your number. - What's the opposite of thank you? 17 00:00:38,832 --> 00:00:41,436 - Bet he thinks you're gonna hook up. - He's married. 18 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:43,639 Well, it's a good thing that I met up with Craig Heisner. 19 00:00:43,673 --> 00:00:45,573 He's married. 20 00:00:45,607 --> 00:00:47,242 I was surprised to hear from you on Facebook. 21 00:00:47,277 --> 00:00:48,643 You were always with that bitchy cheerleader. 22 00:00:48,678 --> 00:00:50,611 What was her name, Lucy Joe? 23 00:00:50,646 --> 00:00:51,612 You mean my wife. 24 00:00:51,647 --> 00:00:53,146 Oh, shit. 25 00:00:53,181 --> 00:00:54,748 - So that was fun. - Yeah, it was. 26 00:00:54,782 --> 00:00:56,416 If I weren't married, maybe things would be different. 27 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:57,716 - Why'd you want to meet here? - You said I should 28 00:00:57,751 --> 00:00:59,484 have made a move on you in high school. 29 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:02,087 What about your wife? I didn't have a wife in high school. 30 00:01:02,122 --> 00:01:03,455 Seriously? 31 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:10,571 Re-Sync by abc_321 32 00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:14,502 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 33 00:01:14,536 --> 00:01:18,004 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 34 00:01:18,039 --> 00:01:21,442 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 35 00:01:21,476 --> 00:01:25,812 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 36 00:01:25,846 --> 00:01:28,514 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 37 00:01:28,548 --> 00:01:32,618 ♪ that you speak of♪ ♪ 38 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:34,986 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 39 00:01:35,021 --> 00:01:38,324 ♪ you're so sure of♪ ♪ 40 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:41,095 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:49,438 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 42 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,610 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 43 00:01:52,630 --> 00:01:55,610 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 44 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:59,483 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 45 00:01:59,518 --> 00:02:03,655 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 46 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:07,326 ♪ that you speak of♪ ♪ 47 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,229 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 48 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,797 ♪ you're so... ♪ 49 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,532 ♪ sure of♪ ♪ 50 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:18,371 Oh, no, we have a spill. 51 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:21,907 Stop throwing food, Ankush! Stop! 52 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,910 It's not funny, kids! 53 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,545 I can do this feeding if you need a break. 54 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:31,618 Debbie? Let's not throw food. 55 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:35,588 Who's playing in there? 56 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:40,694 Come in! Come in! 57 00:02:44,733 --> 00:02:46,734 I'm looking for Fiona Gallagher. 58 00:02:46,768 --> 00:02:47,935 How old is he? 59 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:50,070 He is a she. Where's Fiona? 60 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:52,539 Uh, hang on. I'll get her. 61 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,740 Shh! 62 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:57,010 No, house better be on fire, Debs. 63 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,880 Possible new client downstairs. Asked for you specifically. 64 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:02,717 And it's always better to have an adult do the intake. 65 00:03:02,751 --> 00:03:04,885 Can you handle another kid? 66 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,689 I never ask if you can handle your job. 67 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:10,725 - How old? - A crawler. Easy. Come on. 68 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,428 - Hey, I'm Fiona. - Bitch! 69 00:03:14,831 --> 00:03:16,231 That's for fucking my husband! 70 00:03:16,265 --> 00:03:18,700 Oh, shit! 71 00:03:18,735 --> 00:03:20,769 Remember me? Lucy Joe Heisner? 72 00:03:20,803 --> 00:03:22,871 Craig's wife?! 73 00:03:22,905 --> 00:03:24,739 Oh, Christ! 74 00:03:24,774 --> 00:03:27,876 You run like a coward, you filthy bitch! 75 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:29,906 ♪ ♪ 76 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:33,381 you are not getting away from me that easily, you little slut! 77 00:03:33,415 --> 00:03:35,449 Shit. Ah, shit! 78 00:03:35,484 --> 00:03:38,720 I'm gonna beat you like a piñata till candy flies outta your ass! 79 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:39,788 Shit! 80 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:44,159 Yeah, asshole, run! 81 00:03:44,194 --> 00:03:45,828 Shit! 82 00:03:47,797 --> 00:03:50,233 Come here! Bitch! 83 00:03:51,635 --> 00:03:52,935 Sheils? 84 00:03:54,938 --> 00:03:57,574 Sheila? 85 00:03:57,608 --> 00:03:59,976 How come I don't smell any breakfast? 86 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,945 Oh! Jesus! 87 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:04,114 Why are you nude? 88 00:04:04,148 --> 00:04:05,816 Gotta air it out. 89 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:06,917 Where's Sheila? 90 00:04:06,951 --> 00:04:09,620 Hair salon. 91 00:04:09,654 --> 00:04:12,022 497, 498... 92 00:04:12,056 --> 00:04:16,961 499, 500... 93 00:04:18,397 --> 00:04:20,131 Excuse me. 94 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,800 Hello! 95 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:25,971 Can you tell Valerie that I'll be a little late? 96 00:04:30,743 --> 00:04:33,044 Why the hell does she gotta go to a beauty salon? 97 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:34,512 I'm the only one that looks at her. 98 00:04:34,547 --> 00:04:35,980 I don't give a rat's ass. 99 00:04:36,015 --> 00:04:39,050 Not for long. Mom's hoping to get her old job back. 100 00:04:40,519 --> 00:04:43,287 Shit, I'm losing her, aren't I? 101 00:04:43,322 --> 00:04:45,723 - I'm making eggs. I'll make you some. - Shit! 102 00:04:45,758 --> 00:04:47,225 Can't hide forever! 103 00:04:47,259 --> 00:04:50,562 Oh, Jesus Christ! Do not let that woman in! 104 00:04:50,596 --> 00:04:52,630 What the hell did you do? 105 00:04:52,664 --> 00:04:55,199 You know how I know you fucked him? 106 00:04:55,234 --> 00:04:58,469 He told me, you filthy penis mitten! 107 00:05:00,372 --> 00:05:03,641 Why would he do that? Why would he tell her? 108 00:05:03,676 --> 00:05:04,875 'Cause you chose a pussy. 109 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,477 You always pick pussies. 110 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:11,482 It'll die down in a couple of days. 111 00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:13,584 She'll turn all that anger back on him. 112 00:05:13,619 --> 00:05:16,020 If you're lucky, you'll get one more 113 00:05:16,055 --> 00:05:17,388 desperation fuck out of the guy. 114 00:05:17,423 --> 00:05:20,391 You better be on the pill, bitch! Huh? 115 00:05:20,426 --> 00:05:23,161 Craig's babies are all ten-pounders. 116 00:05:23,195 --> 00:05:25,663 You push one out, it'll tear you in two! 117 00:05:25,698 --> 00:05:28,566 I was chased from my own house, and now I'm hiding in yours. 118 00:05:28,601 --> 00:05:30,101 Holy shit, I'm you. 119 00:05:30,136 --> 00:05:31,870 I have waited for this day. 120 00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:33,237 Frank? 121 00:05:33,272 --> 00:05:34,505 Under here. 122 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,907 Oh, hey. 123 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,609 Hey. 124 00:05:39,644 --> 00:05:41,412 Want some eggs? 125 00:05:43,915 --> 00:05:46,183 You really do have a gift. 126 00:05:46,218 --> 00:05:48,552 200 bones at 50 cents apiece. 127 00:05:55,559 --> 00:05:58,193 I meant what I said, we're not screwing anymore. 128 00:05:58,228 --> 00:05:59,728 Yeah, right. 129 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:05,166 What, you were serious about that? 130 00:06:07,503 --> 00:06:09,937 Oh, a grain of sand? That's all it takes? 131 00:06:09,971 --> 00:06:13,140 More than you ever gave me. 132 00:06:13,174 --> 00:06:15,075 How much you even know about this guy? 133 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:18,379 I know enough to know he's enough. 134 00:06:24,086 --> 00:06:25,654 We can still be friends, right? 135 00:06:25,688 --> 00:06:27,188 Right. 136 00:06:30,593 --> 00:06:32,760 What's with the Megan Fox shrine? 137 00:06:32,795 --> 00:06:35,597 Carl's been sleeping in the van. 138 00:06:35,632 --> 00:06:37,766 Is he even ten yet? 139 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:39,635 You know what, I'm not even sure he's around. 140 00:06:39,669 --> 00:06:41,336 He's been hanging out with this kid Hank. 141 00:06:41,371 --> 00:06:42,671 Another knee-high delinquent. 142 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:45,174 Ten bucks says they're in juvie by now. 143 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,575 Guy must travel a lot. 144 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:47,977 Nope. He's a midget. 145 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:49,980 Likes how these make him feel normal. 146 00:06:52,016 --> 00:06:53,817 House sitters, incorporated. 147 00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:57,087 Mom, I told you, I need to keep this line open for clients. 148 00:06:57,121 --> 00:07:00,957 Yes, I'm fine. 149 00:07:00,991 --> 00:07:02,458 Tomorrow. 150 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:04,594 Yeah, me, too. 151 00:07:04,628 --> 00:07:06,595 Bummer the guy comes back tomorrow. 152 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:08,030 Relax, I got more gigs lined up. 153 00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:10,532 What was that? 154 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:12,967 What the hell is going on?! 155 00:07:13,002 --> 00:07:14,502 Shit! You said Thursday. 156 00:07:14,537 --> 00:07:16,771 It is Thursday! You were just supposed to bring in 157 00:07:16,806 --> 00:07:19,040 the mail and water, you little turd! 158 00:07:19,074 --> 00:07:21,276 You're drinking my booze?! 159 00:07:21,311 --> 00:07:23,178 I thought you were kidding about the midget thing! 160 00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:35,992 Whoo! 161 00:07:36,026 --> 00:07:38,694 Ethel, come on. Why don't you go upstairs 162 00:07:38,728 --> 00:07:41,497 and borrow a swimming suit from Debbie? Come in the pool? 163 00:07:41,531 --> 00:07:43,565 No, thank you, sir. I wouldn't feel comfortable 164 00:07:43,599 --> 00:07:45,733 unless I was in my own swimming costume. 165 00:07:47,169 --> 00:07:49,370 All right, suit yourself, party pooper. 166 00:07:51,072 --> 00:07:52,506 Coast clear? 167 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,807 Yeah. Who we dodging today? 168 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,975 Bill collectors? Process servers? 169 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,810 - Mrs. Craig Heisner. - What are you doing? 170 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,845 You've been acting like a dude all summer. 171 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,047 Oh, it's okay for guys to play the field, but not me? 172 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,916 It's okay if you want guys to start running their dicks 173 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,818 through the dishwasher after they bone you. 174 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:09,154 Shut up. That's some serious UV protection. 175 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,023 I know. She won't loosen up. 176 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,391 I'm really starting to worry that 177 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,192 she doesn't interact with anybody her own age. 178 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,861 Should I force her or what? 179 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,329 I don't know. I'm making this shit up as I go along. 180 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:20,665 How'd she find out? Lucy Joe? 181 00:08:20,699 --> 00:08:22,733 Jesus, what is that, a rash? 182 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:25,402 What? Yeah, I think it's from that laundry soap 183 00:08:25,436 --> 00:08:26,904 I got at the family dollar store. 184 00:08:26,938 --> 00:08:29,418 Made in China. Probably tainted with melamine. 185 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,941 No way. You're not going in the pool with that. 186 00:08:30,975 --> 00:08:33,543 - Come on. We gotta show that to V. - What about my kids? 187 00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:35,211 I don't have basketball practice until later. 188 00:08:35,246 --> 00:08:37,180 - Me and Ethel can watch 'em. - Ethel and I. 189 00:08:37,215 --> 00:08:39,917 You and I are gonna go show this to Veronica. 190 00:08:39,951 --> 00:08:41,218 Let's go. Go on. 191 00:08:41,253 --> 00:08:44,922 - Be careful! - Yeah! 192 00:08:44,956 --> 00:08:46,924 Whoo! 193 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:55,266 You got Jody. Hello? 194 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:57,968 It's possible for a guy to be named Jody 195 00:08:58,003 --> 00:08:59,403 and not be a douche bag? 196 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:00,871 Ever thought about calling him "Choady"? 197 00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:03,440 Tool hijacked my sex buddy. 198 00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:04,542 Revisionist's history. 199 00:09:04,576 --> 00:09:06,076 - What? - More than a sex buddy. 200 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,078 Nah, that was just my little brain doing all 201 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,146 the thinking while my ass was doing all the talking. 202 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,648 You guys wanna come on the ice cream truck later? 203 00:09:12,683 --> 00:09:13,916 Can't. Volunteering at the VA. 204 00:09:13,951 --> 00:09:15,918 - That's a waste of time. - It's gonna look good on 205 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:16,952 my West Point application. 206 00:09:16,987 --> 00:09:18,421 You know, you should be figuring out 207 00:09:18,455 --> 00:09:20,657 how to work the system instead of playing into it. 208 00:09:20,691 --> 00:09:23,059 - America is a meritocracy. - They don't even make boot straps anymore, 209 00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:24,594 then how the hell you supposed to pull yourself up by 'em? 210 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:27,597 - Dumbass. - Dumbass. 211 00:09:27,632 --> 00:09:31,434 Hey, I'm totally stealing "Choady," by the way. 212 00:09:31,469 --> 00:09:32,936 Veronica's not a real nurse. 213 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:34,738 How's she supposed to diagnose this rash? 214 00:09:34,772 --> 00:09:36,974 She can at least tell us if it's worth ponying up for the clinic. 215 00:09:37,008 --> 00:09:40,077 - Uh-oh, you came to hide under the bed? - I know. 216 00:09:40,111 --> 00:09:42,579 I thought Craig was just gonna be about coffee and catching up. 217 00:09:42,614 --> 00:09:45,248 Just sorta happened. Would you check out this rash? 218 00:09:45,283 --> 00:09:46,450 Damn, that's nasty. 219 00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:48,619 Almost looks like shingles. 220 00:09:48,653 --> 00:09:50,621 Scabies, maybe? 221 00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:52,356 Let's see here. 222 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:54,958 Been hiking in the woods lately? 223 00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:56,660 What woods? 224 00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:58,028 I called Steve. 225 00:09:58,062 --> 00:09:59,529 - What? - What? Why? 226 00:09:59,564 --> 00:10:01,131 Change in your diet? 227 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,299 I don't know. I just wanted 228 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,466 to hear his voice, I think. 229 00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:04,334 Does your throat hurt? 230 00:10:04,368 --> 00:10:05,669 No. Where is he? 231 00:10:05,703 --> 00:10:07,103 I didn't ask. 232 00:10:07,138 --> 00:10:09,973 - Best guess, stress rash. - I knew it. 233 00:10:10,007 --> 00:10:11,775 Daycare is too much for you to handle. 234 00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:12,976 This is my fault. 235 00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:15,145 Why does everything always have to become about you? 236 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,614 So, no need for a doctor? 237 00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:20,684 Steroid cream first. Should do away with the breakout, but 238 00:10:20,718 --> 00:10:22,886 if it's stress, you're gonna have to start relaxing. 239 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,323 We done here? I got a house full of kids I need to get back to. 240 00:10:26,357 --> 00:10:28,191 Gonna call Steve again? 241 00:10:28,226 --> 00:10:29,493 I don't know. 242 00:10:29,527 --> 00:10:31,729 Might wanna figure out why you wanna talk to him first. 243 00:10:34,665 --> 00:10:38,431 This one here is Mrs. Johnson's favorite. 244 00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:40,670 It likes to drink every day, 245 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:43,306 but this one over here is a bit finicky, 246 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:47,376 and only wants a little sip on the weekend. 247 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,044 Weekends. Got it. 248 00:10:49,079 --> 00:10:52,347 Let me show you the upstairs plants. 249 00:10:54,951 --> 00:10:57,553 Ew. What the hell you want with them 250 00:10:57,587 --> 00:10:59,554 nasty old boulder holders? 251 00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:00,689 I practice opening 'em. 252 00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:01,890 Never know what kinda clasps 253 00:11:01,925 --> 00:11:03,192 you're gonna encounter in the dark. 254 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:05,894 My motto, "be prepared." 255 00:11:05,929 --> 00:11:09,799 ♪ ♪ 256 00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:19,843 weekend came early. 257 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,347 Maybe I should give up some shifts 258 00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:24,848 and help you more with the daycare. 259 00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:26,717 Your waitress tips are the only thing 260 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:28,385 that's gonna get us through the winter. 261 00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:30,253 You should not be carrying this much responsibility. 262 00:11:30,288 --> 00:11:32,889 - It's only for two more weeks. - Two weeks? 263 00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:35,191 - Till school starts. - Deb, you're 11. 264 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:37,527 You need to start acting like it. 265 00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:40,431 You want me to start collecting puffy stickers and lip gloss? 266 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:42,733 Yeah! Maybe hang out at the park sometime. 267 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,135 Loitering. 268 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,804 How about you invite some friends over 269 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,205 and relax in the pool? 270 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,274 No lifeguard. Liability. 271 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:52,477 They can come over, hang out in the pool and then sleep over. 272 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,381 It'll be like a... like a birthday party sleepover party. 273 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,216 My birthday's not until October. 274 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,285 Hey, it's somebody's birthday somewhere, 275 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,621 so we'll celebrate that. Make a guest list. 276 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,624 Make your list, or I will. 277 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,293 ♪ it's not a game ♪ 278 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,796 ♪ the word is out, it's boxing time ♪ 279 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,465 ♪ chicks still so clocking my dime ♪ 280 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,835 slut! 281 00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:22,943 Did you know he was married? 282 00:12:24,712 --> 00:12:26,313 At least it's chocolate. 283 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,516 Come on. 284 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:30,751 ♪ ♪ 285 00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:34,021 ♪ the way we bounce keep making it bump ♪ 286 00:12:34,055 --> 00:12:36,991 ♪ like bump, bump, bump, girl, you like that♪ ♪ 287 00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:38,493 ♪ let's go ♪ 288 00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:44,198 ♪ this is not a game ♪ 289 00:12:44,232 --> 00:12:45,933 ♪ let's go ♪ 290 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,041 ♪ this is not a game! ♪ 291 00:12:56,145 --> 00:12:58,179 Karen just left. 292 00:12:58,214 --> 00:13:00,181 Bummer. 293 00:13:00,216 --> 00:13:02,384 - You think Sheila's going to throw me out? - Yep. 294 00:13:02,419 --> 00:13:04,820 - Choady still on the couch? - I never should have fucked Dottie to death. 295 00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:06,389 I could have made that work. 296 00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,491 - What's his last name? - There's no money in there. 297 00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:11,628 If Sheila starts working again, I am finished. 298 00:13:11,662 --> 00:13:12,896 Know where's he from? 299 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,199 Probably at the beauty salon right now. 300 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:19,369 ...523, 524, 301 00:13:19,404 --> 00:13:21,805 525! 302 00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:24,241 I made it! 303 00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:27,912 This is better than sex. 304 00:13:27,946 --> 00:13:32,016 Maybe I'll get lucky, and she'll have a relapse by the end of the week. 305 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:34,018 Looks like she'll be joining you for a drink 306 00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:37,554 - at the Alibi by the end of the week. - Shit! 307 00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:39,223 My room still open at home? 308 00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:43,327 Uh... you wanna stay here? 309 00:13:43,361 --> 00:13:46,430 - It's where the heart is. - Left side. 310 00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:49,900 My advice, no one trades an MVP. 311 00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:53,403 Make myself valuable, un-tradable. 312 00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:54,672 Exactly. 313 00:13:54,706 --> 00:13:58,509 You know what, the world out there is a scary place. 314 00:13:58,544 --> 00:14:02,081 Maybe it needs to get even scarier. 315 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,024 Lip. How's it going, man? 316 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,094 Good, good. You know, I'm good, Choady. 317 00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:14,462 Hey, is that short for anything? 318 00:14:14,496 --> 00:14:16,998 - Uh, Jody? - Nope. 319 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,437 You, uh, working anywhere these days? 320 00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:23,772 Nope. 321 00:14:23,806 --> 00:14:24,973 From around here, or...? 322 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,408 Wilmette. 323 00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:28,209 Family still there? 324 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:29,444 No. 325 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:35,083 Hey, you want to grab a beer with me 326 00:14:35,118 --> 00:14:37,152 tonight at the Alibi? 327 00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:40,922 Kind of hoping my next time at the Alibi would be with mom. 328 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:43,057 Oh, your mom? 329 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:44,592 Sheila. 330 00:14:44,627 --> 00:14:48,263 Right, well, hey, you know what you should do, 331 00:14:48,297 --> 00:14:50,164 you should scope the place out for her first. 332 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,900 Kind of like the secret service does 333 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:55,002 before the president goes anywhere. 334 00:14:55,037 --> 00:14:56,570 Copy that. 335 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,173 See you tonight. 336 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,942 Great. 337 00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:03,145 Yo, can you hustle, please? 338 00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:04,680 I know you can run faster than that. 339 00:15:04,714 --> 00:15:06,682 Ronelle, come on, man. 340 00:15:06,716 --> 00:15:09,184 Pretend like you just stole something. 341 00:15:09,219 --> 00:15:10,519 Got to move. 342 00:15:10,553 --> 00:15:14,089 Got to push your body. 343 00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:15,524 Rebound. Push it. Outlet. 344 00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:16,959 Push it. 345 00:15:16,994 --> 00:15:19,361 Hey, Ethel, 346 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,497 you think you might want to play a little bit? 347 00:15:21,532 --> 00:15:24,167 I could throw you in there for a few drills. 348 00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:25,702 What are you looking at? 349 00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:27,771 Malik? 350 00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:28,973 Are you looking at Malik? 351 00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:31,976 Yo, Malik! 352 00:15:33,345 --> 00:15:35,613 What's up, coach? 353 00:15:35,648 --> 00:15:37,682 This is Ethel. 354 00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:38,816 Hey. 355 00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:39,817 Hello. 356 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,619 This your little brother? 357 00:15:41,653 --> 00:15:43,520 No, this is Jonah, he's my son. 358 00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:45,722 Oh, no shit? 359 00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:49,226 We should get our kids together for a play date, or some shit like that. 360 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:50,961 Oh! How old is your...? 361 00:15:50,995 --> 00:15:54,530 - Girl. 13 months tomorrow. - Such a sweet age. 362 00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:56,666 You better stay away from my man. 363 00:15:56,701 --> 00:15:59,470 Tanisha, why you trippin'? You know we're not together no more. 364 00:15:59,504 --> 00:16:01,305 I meant no harm, Tanisha. 365 00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:03,307 Where I come from, it's an honor to share your man. 366 00:16:03,342 --> 00:16:06,211 Really? How about I honor you with a brick upside your head? 367 00:16:06,245 --> 00:16:07,746 All right, all right, Tanisha. 368 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,081 This isn't Jerry Springer. Calm down. 369 00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:10,516 Put all that spunk out on the court. 370 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,384 You, too. Go. 371 00:16:13,887 --> 00:16:16,489 You're a little shit starter. 372 00:16:22,763 --> 00:16:26,199 Frank? 373 00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:30,671 Frank, can you come take a look at the stove? 374 00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:32,239 It's not lighting. 375 00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:33,873 You got it, babe. 376 00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:36,075 I just smelled gas, honey. 377 00:16:36,109 --> 00:16:38,911 It was fine this morning. 378 00:16:41,648 --> 00:16:43,749 Let's see what we got here. 379 00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:47,785 Aha. Just a little loose. 380 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:48,586 Oh. 381 00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:51,355 Voila. 382 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,057 Thank you, Frankie. 383 00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:55,092 - That's what I'm here for. - Oh! 384 00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,895 Boy, glad you noticed that. 385 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,697 Could have blown up the whole house. 386 00:16:59,731 --> 00:17:02,399 Took out an entire block in California. 16 dead. 387 00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:03,534 I know. Terrible. 388 00:17:03,568 --> 00:17:04,969 Did you see that article 389 00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:06,270 - in the paper yesterday? - What article? 390 00:17:06,304 --> 00:17:07,905 A guy walked into a market 391 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,874 and cut off a woman's head with a machete. 392 00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:11,041 Which market? 393 00:17:11,076 --> 00:17:12,209 What? 394 00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:13,377 Which market was it? 395 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,212 Who cares? 396 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,448 What matters is that he would do that for no reason. 397 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:21,152 - Well, he must have had a reason. - Says he just went nuts. 398 00:17:21,186 --> 00:17:24,222 Well, that's a reason. 399 00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:28,427 I'm trying to tell you it's dangerous out there, Sheils. 400 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:31,230 So promise me you won't go to a market. 401 00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:33,500 Well, Frank, you never told me which market. 402 00:17:33,534 --> 00:17:36,003 Any of 'em. Ever! 403 00:17:36,037 --> 00:17:38,805 I don't want anything 404 00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:41,741 to happen to you, because I love you. 405 00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:45,312 So stop asking stupid fucking questions. 406 00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:48,081 Frank, sweetie, I love you too, 407 00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:50,818 but I have learned in therapy 408 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,854 that you can't control what goes on in the world. 409 00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:59,525 No, you can just choose to be a part of it every single day. 410 00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,436 Ha-ha! I almost didn't make it. 411 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,604 I had to take the long way around 412 00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:13,505 to avoid Lucy Joe and her banner. 413 00:18:18,878 --> 00:18:21,946 Don't you wish the sex was worth the punishment? 414 00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:26,351 Hi, Craig, you need to call off your mouth-foaming-bitch-of-a-wife! 415 00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,785 And this is Fiona Gallagher. 416 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:28,820 Thank you. Bye. 417 00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:30,288 Smooth. 418 00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:32,290 I still don't understand why he told her. 419 00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:34,792 'Cause he's a pussy. You always pick pussies. 420 00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:37,395 Well, they are what they eat. 421 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:40,032 Oh, Richard's back from France this week. 422 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:41,534 The Jasmine set-up? 423 00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:43,502 Yeah, me, Jasmine, David and him are gonna hang out. 424 00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:44,804 - Maybe you and Kev? - Pass. 425 00:18:44,838 --> 00:18:46,873 Have fun in the Viagra triangle. 426 00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:48,574 Deb's having a sleepover party night after next 427 00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:50,877 'cause I told her that she had to. And you have to come. 428 00:18:50,911 --> 00:18:52,812 Oh, I can't. I'm working overnight at the home. 429 00:18:52,846 --> 00:18:54,481 Do you want to hear her guest list? 430 00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:57,317 - Fiona, Veronica and Aunt Ginger. - Poor kid. 431 00:18:57,351 --> 00:19:01,487 Three people on her list, and two of 'em are stuck in an old age home all night. 432 00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:03,021 She's got no friends, V. 433 00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:05,857 How did I not see that she had no friends? 434 00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:09,160 Hey, you. Can I see some ID, please? 435 00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:11,328 Are you kidding me? 436 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:14,264 - Show me something. I gotta cover my ass. - All right. 437 00:19:20,605 --> 00:19:23,006 Thank you, Dwayne Foster. 438 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,709 Can I just get a coke? 439 00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:33,183 Now, why would you do that? 440 00:19:33,217 --> 00:19:34,351 What? 441 00:19:34,385 --> 00:19:36,153 Not drink. 442 00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:42,359 Gotta piss. 443 00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:47,431 How the hell am I supposed 444 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:49,533 to loosen him up and get any shit on this guy 445 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,767 if he's stone sober? 446 00:19:50,802 --> 00:19:53,136 Man, I'm telling ya, I don't think the guy has any 447 00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:55,038 - dirt on him at all. - He's gotta have an angle. 448 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:57,607 I think he's just some Joe-bag-a-donuts dude. 449 00:19:57,642 --> 00:20:01,912 Or a John Wayne Gacy. I'm gonna pinch his wallet. 450 00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:04,715 Hey, got your coke. 451 00:20:04,749 --> 00:20:08,819 Weird, Karen's number's written in the stall. 452 00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:10,053 Oh. There you go. 453 00:20:10,088 --> 00:20:12,723 Oh, shit! I'm sorry, man. 454 00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:14,891 I uh, I got some on my leg. I'll be right back. 455 00:20:14,925 --> 00:20:16,826 Ah, I'm sorry about that. 456 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:28,637 Fucking dick. 457 00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:36,578 Give me his fucking wallet and phone, you retard. 458 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:40,416 You know, that dyke chick on Glee says it's not cool to use that word. 459 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,486 Why are you such a dick? 460 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,020 On the subject of dicks, 461 00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:45,756 does Choady have a choad, or what? 462 00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:49,293 You're better than this guy, Karen. 463 00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:58,203 Thing is, Lip, I'm not. 464 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,485 Malik may come by today with Tamika, 465 00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:17,353 if that's okay. 466 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:18,888 Fine. But they eat, we charge 'em. 467 00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:22,025 Thought you'd still be asleep. 468 00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:23,793 We have a party to plan. 469 00:21:23,828 --> 00:21:27,063 Most important part of any birthday celebration-- the cake. 470 00:21:27,097 --> 00:21:28,831 What are you feelin'? 471 00:21:28,865 --> 00:21:31,366 Strawberry and cheese coffee cake from Weber's bakery. 472 00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:32,867 Definitely. 473 00:21:32,902 --> 00:21:36,237 Even your taste in food is like a 40-year-old. 474 00:21:36,271 --> 00:21:38,673 Okay, it's your party. 475 00:21:40,442 --> 00:21:42,143 Triple espresso lattes! 476 00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:43,311 Hey, Jasmine. 477 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,645 Does she have a key now? 478 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,147 It was open. 479 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:50,251 You really shouldn't sleep in your makeup, by the way. 480 00:21:50,285 --> 00:21:51,886 Just look at Courtney Love. 481 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,255 Ooh, you are so welcome, miss Debbie. 482 00:21:54,289 --> 00:21:57,391 - So, has he called you? - Who? 483 00:21:57,426 --> 00:21:58,926 Richard. I gave him your number. 484 00:21:58,961 --> 00:22:00,561 Of course you did. 485 00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:02,863 You haven't been home yet, have you, dirty girl? 486 00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,398 Spent the night on David's boat. 487 00:22:04,432 --> 00:22:06,333 Richard's somewhere on business. Rome? Singapore? 488 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,667 Someplace exotic. 489 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,769 I got a little left over from last night. 490 00:22:09,803 --> 00:22:11,237 You want some? 491 00:22:11,271 --> 00:22:13,105 Jesus, it's 8:00 in the morning. 492 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:15,007 David, I think, might be taking me to Paris. 493 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,410 He's got some kind of conference. 494 00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:19,446 What are you going to tell Hal? 495 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,681 Uh, I don't know, I'll think of something. 496 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,583 What'd you tell him last night? 497 00:22:23,617 --> 00:22:26,553 My mom's sick. I've been nursing her back to health. 498 00:22:26,587 --> 00:22:29,089 You're using your mom's breast cancer to cheat on your husband? 499 00:22:29,123 --> 00:22:31,225 It's the only good thing about her double mastectomy. 500 00:22:31,259 --> 00:22:32,560 Daughter of the year. 501 00:22:32,594 --> 00:22:34,128 You're one to talk. 502 00:22:34,162 --> 00:22:36,597 Mrs. Heisner been back around with the baby and the bat? 503 00:22:36,632 --> 00:22:38,366 You hear about that? 504 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,401 It's priceless. 505 00:22:43,072 --> 00:22:45,206 Oh. My ball and chain. 506 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,609 I got to get back home. 507 00:22:47,644 --> 00:22:50,279 Do you mind if I shower and change upstairs? 508 00:22:50,313 --> 00:22:51,780 Sure. 509 00:22:51,815 --> 00:22:53,382 Oh, and when Richard does call, 510 00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:55,784 just say yes. He's a good one. 511 00:22:55,819 --> 00:22:58,154 He's got the cash to treat you right, 512 00:22:58,188 --> 00:23:01,424 and he can probably still get it up on his own. 513 00:23:03,194 --> 00:23:05,262 Did you know that the trigonometric moment problem 514 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:07,064 has infinitely many solutions 515 00:23:07,098 --> 00:23:08,966 if the Toeplitz matrix a is invertible? 516 00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:11,669 Yeah. Nothing but parking tickets. 517 00:23:11,703 --> 00:23:13,671 This Choady guy makes vanilla taste like 518 00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:15,072 fucking thai spice. 519 00:23:15,107 --> 00:23:16,607 You ran a background check? 520 00:23:16,641 --> 00:23:18,108 Tony. 521 00:23:18,142 --> 00:23:20,110 You know, the only remotely interesting thing 522 00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:21,244 is a restraining order 523 00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:22,612 against his ex-girlfriend 524 00:23:22,647 --> 00:23:24,147 because she threw a camera at him. 525 00:23:24,181 --> 00:23:25,848 He's fucking ridiculous, this guy. 526 00:23:25,883 --> 00:23:29,084 You're like Liam when someone touches one of his toys. 527 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:32,354 I don't find any dirt, I'll just have to make some. 528 00:23:32,389 --> 00:23:33,622 You guys think you could hang out 529 00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:35,157 at some point Saturday night? 530 00:23:35,191 --> 00:23:36,792 Deb's sleepover-- help fill out the guest list? 531 00:23:36,827 --> 00:23:39,996 - Sure. - Yeah, I'll bring some strippers and a hookah pipe. 532 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:43,166 I'm kidding. 533 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,701 I thought it was funny. 534 00:23:46,804 --> 00:23:49,506 ♪ the people on the bus all smell like pee ♪ 535 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:52,977 ♪ smell like pee, smell like pee ♪ 536 00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:54,712 ♪ the people on the bus all smell like pee ♪ 537 00:23:54,746 --> 00:23:58,014 ♪ most likely because they peed. ♪ 538 00:23:58,049 --> 00:24:01,951 you know what works? Unfiltered apple juice. 539 00:24:01,985 --> 00:24:03,952 I'm gonna try that. This little girl here 540 00:24:03,987 --> 00:24:05,988 hasn't made a dookie in like, three days. 541 00:24:06,022 --> 00:24:07,089 Poor baby. 542 00:24:10,192 --> 00:24:12,794 So you live with your great-grandparents? 543 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,696 I do, which is pretty cool. 544 00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:18,366 I mean, they're good people and all, but it sucks 545 00:24:18,401 --> 00:24:21,236 because they're getting so old it's kind of hard for them to do stuff 546 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:24,306 like go to the park, lift things, work the remote. 547 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,875 Hmm, it's the same with my husband, Clyde. 548 00:24:26,910 --> 00:24:29,913 We had to get one of those phones with the giant numbers. 549 00:24:29,947 --> 00:24:31,148 Oh. 550 00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:33,417 Need a hand with this diaper change. 551 00:24:33,451 --> 00:24:34,918 All the way up the back. 552 00:24:34,953 --> 00:24:37,254 - Oh. - I'll be back in a minute. 553 00:24:37,288 --> 00:24:39,156 Okay. 554 00:24:41,726 --> 00:24:44,027 - Whoa! - Oh! I know! 555 00:24:44,062 --> 00:24:45,662 - Oh, God. - Got to tell his mom 556 00:24:45,697 --> 00:24:47,598 to knock it off with the fruit strips. 557 00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:49,433 Get the wipes, quick. 558 00:24:49,467 --> 00:24:52,602 So, are you and Malik like, boyfriend and girlfriend now? 559 00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:55,372 What? Shh... 560 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,507 No, of course not. We're just friends. 561 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,610 He totally likes you. 562 00:24:59,644 --> 00:25:03,047 We have a lot in common because of our children, but that's it. 563 00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:04,182 Uh-uh-uh-uh! 564 00:25:04,216 --> 00:25:07,452 Besides the fact that I'm already married. 565 00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:11,256 So, Clyde gets to have ten wives, but you can only have one husband? 566 00:25:13,159 --> 00:25:18,597 Lamp's on the fritz. I'll look at it later today. 567 00:25:18,631 --> 00:25:20,632 Where are you going? 568 00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:23,268 - Karen and I are going to look at wedding dresses. - What? 569 00:25:23,302 --> 00:25:26,537 What did I tell you about what can happen to a woman shopping?! 570 00:25:26,572 --> 00:25:29,207 Sheils, I need you here with me. 571 00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:30,742 Safe. With your head on. 572 00:25:30,776 --> 00:25:32,877 Sweetie, nothing's going to happen. 573 00:25:32,912 --> 00:25:34,212 I'll be with Karen. 574 00:25:34,246 --> 00:25:36,281 We'll use the buddy system. 575 00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:38,450 Don't worry. 576 00:25:38,484 --> 00:25:40,952 Karen! 577 00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:43,321 You're not going to take Cole Street, are you? 578 00:25:43,356 --> 00:25:45,791 That woman was just attacked on Cole street. 579 00:25:45,825 --> 00:25:47,292 What woman? 580 00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:50,163 Uh, 77 years old. 581 00:25:50,197 --> 00:25:51,932 Animal tried to rape her. 582 00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:54,902 Luckily, her dog scared him away. 583 00:25:54,936 --> 00:25:56,904 We should get a dog. 584 00:25:56,938 --> 00:25:58,672 We have Frank. 585 00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:00,842 The hell is that supposed to mean? 586 00:26:00,876 --> 00:26:02,444 You have shit on the carpet. 587 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,678 You know, why do you have to...? 588 00:26:03,713 --> 00:26:05,647 You guys, listen, 589 00:26:05,681 --> 00:26:08,183 this is a big day for me, all right? 590 00:26:08,217 --> 00:26:09,451 No bickering. 591 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,686 Sorry, mom. 592 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,188 Let's go. 593 00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:14,023 Go get 'em, mom. 594 00:26:14,058 --> 00:26:16,059 Thanks, Jody. 595 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,195 Proud of her. 596 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,464 Yeah, no, me, too. 597 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,033 I just hope she doesn't push herself too hard. 598 00:26:24,067 --> 00:26:27,169 Her doctor tells me she's very fragile right now, 599 00:26:27,204 --> 00:26:28,704 ripe for a relapse. 600 00:26:28,739 --> 00:26:31,340 I hear you, man, Karen's pretty fragile, too. 601 00:26:31,374 --> 00:26:35,110 Not the first word that comes to mind, but okay. 602 00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:36,878 Like a baby deer in the forest 603 00:26:36,913 --> 00:26:38,880 and life's like the hunter. 604 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,317 I think you should try 605 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,552 to expand your social circle a little. 606 00:26:45,586 --> 00:26:48,321 Why? You have us and V and your pushy friend Jasmine, 607 00:26:48,355 --> 00:26:49,889 and that seems to be enough. 608 00:26:49,923 --> 00:26:52,224 I'm actually trying to expand my circle, too, 609 00:26:52,259 --> 00:26:53,726 meet new people. 610 00:27:05,239 --> 00:27:07,207 What about Ethel? 611 00:27:07,241 --> 00:27:09,042 Why not invite her? 612 00:27:09,076 --> 00:27:10,643 She's more of a colleague. 613 00:27:10,678 --> 00:27:13,647 - Come on. - Okay, fine, so it'll be you, 614 00:27:13,681 --> 00:27:14,714 me, and Ethel. 615 00:27:14,749 --> 00:27:16,383 And... and Carl. 616 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:18,018 - What? - Saturday night, 617 00:27:18,052 --> 00:27:19,386 you're coming to Deb's sleepover. 618 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,520 Sounds gay. 619 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:22,389 - You can bring a friend. - Okay. 620 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:23,924 I want you to invite two more kids 621 00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:25,258 from your class that you like. 622 00:27:25,293 --> 00:27:26,593 I don't like any kids in my class. 623 00:27:26,627 --> 00:27:29,062 Well, then, two more that you sort of like 624 00:27:29,096 --> 00:27:31,365 or can stand to be around or think are cool 625 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,767 or think maybe might like you. 626 00:27:33,801 --> 00:27:36,836 Hey, you're a good kid, Deb. 627 00:27:36,870 --> 00:27:38,338 You deserve friends. 628 00:27:42,109 --> 00:27:43,743 No money, no drink. 629 00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:45,045 I'm not here to drink. 630 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:46,613 I'm here to borrow something. 631 00:27:46,647 --> 00:27:48,248 A brain or a heart? 632 00:27:48,283 --> 00:27:51,184 - That. - Stan's Luger? No way. 633 00:27:51,219 --> 00:27:54,121 He pulled that off a dead kraut's fingers on the rhine, 634 00:27:54,155 --> 00:27:56,857 then shot the guy in the nuts just for shits and giggles. 635 00:27:56,891 --> 00:27:57,891 Can I just see it? 636 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,061 You can see it from there. 637 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:11,539 ♪ ah... ♪ 638 00:28:11,573 --> 00:28:14,642 ♪ ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 639 00:28:16,311 --> 00:28:19,948 ♪ oh, I'll go walkin' from here ♪ 640 00:28:19,982 --> 00:28:22,584 ♪ ah... ♪ 641 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,953 Debbie, hi, 642 00:28:24,987 --> 00:28:26,288 I was just about to cross check. 643 00:28:26,322 --> 00:28:27,322 You want to watch? 644 00:28:27,356 --> 00:28:29,123 Bullshit. 645 00:28:29,158 --> 00:28:30,391 Where? 646 00:28:30,426 --> 00:28:32,794 There. 647 00:28:32,828 --> 00:28:35,330 You know Holly Herkimer, right? 648 00:28:35,364 --> 00:28:36,498 Holly hickey-maker? 649 00:28:36,532 --> 00:28:38,066 Yeah, why? 650 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,968 Son of a bitch. 651 00:28:40,002 --> 00:28:42,671 You introduce me to Holly, you can come to my sleepover. 652 00:28:42,705 --> 00:28:44,339 Cool, w-when is it? 653 00:28:44,373 --> 00:28:45,607 Tomorrow. 654 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,475 Okay, yeah, let me just check my schedule. 655 00:28:48,611 --> 00:28:50,579 Yeah. 656 00:28:50,613 --> 00:28:52,147 Yeah, that should, that should work. 657 00:28:52,181 --> 00:28:54,116 Great. 658 00:29:00,357 --> 00:29:02,692 Gearing up for bank robbery season? 659 00:29:02,727 --> 00:29:04,093 I don't have any whippets, Frank. 660 00:29:04,128 --> 00:29:05,328 Saw a couple spray paint cans 661 00:29:05,362 --> 00:29:06,596 behind the liquor store you could huff. 662 00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:08,164 Why do you think I want something? 663 00:29:08,198 --> 00:29:09,532 You're breathing. 664 00:29:09,566 --> 00:29:10,866 Hoping to gank 665 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,202 a couple of rounds of ammo from you. 666 00:29:13,236 --> 00:29:15,504 Who you hunting? 667 00:29:15,539 --> 00:29:17,873 Trying to scare off a neighborhood dog. 668 00:29:17,908 --> 00:29:21,143 Yeah, anybody I know? 669 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:22,678 A fucking Luger? 670 00:29:22,712 --> 00:29:23,946 That's sweet, man. 671 00:29:23,981 --> 00:29:25,514 It was my father's. 672 00:29:25,549 --> 00:29:27,350 Hey, I don't think they make ammo for that anymore. 673 00:29:27,384 --> 00:29:29,185 - Ah, come on, just one cap. - What do you mean one cap? 674 00:29:29,219 --> 00:29:30,653 Slugs are specific to each gun, Frank. 675 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,121 It's not a fucking mix and match. 676 00:29:32,156 --> 00:29:33,356 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 677 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:35,224 Guns ain't garanimals. 678 00:29:35,258 --> 00:29:36,992 Look at that. 679 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,727 Perfect fit. 680 00:29:50,739 --> 00:29:52,340 Aah, Jesus. 681 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,642 What the hell was that? 682 00:29:54,677 --> 00:29:55,977 I'm sure it was just 683 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,912 a car backfiring, sweetie. 684 00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:01,515 Scratched cornea. 685 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,250 Brass bits and gas ripped into my eye. 686 00:30:03,284 --> 00:30:05,252 You're lucky that's all that happened to you. 687 00:30:05,286 --> 00:30:07,254 Cartoons-- whole head explodes. 688 00:30:07,288 --> 00:30:10,590 She's not giving up, Kev. 689 00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:12,725 Sheila's going to be down here tomorrow unless I can stop her. 690 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,727 Maybe it won't even be that big a deal. 691 00:30:14,762 --> 00:30:17,063 She'll come down, she'll sit down, have a drink, 692 00:30:17,097 --> 00:30:18,397 laugh a little, dance maybe. 693 00:30:18,432 --> 00:30:20,399 Could be totally harmless. 694 00:30:20,434 --> 00:30:22,602 I know we all love 695 00:30:22,636 --> 00:30:25,004 to bust balls around here, 696 00:30:25,038 --> 00:30:28,374 but seriously, guys, if Sheils makes it down tomorrow, 697 00:30:28,408 --> 00:30:30,443 you promise to keep your mouths shut about me? 698 00:30:30,477 --> 00:30:31,944 - No. - Yeah, right. - Fuck you. 699 00:30:31,979 --> 00:30:34,346 You banged her kid-- I'm telling. 700 00:30:45,494 --> 00:30:47,862 Dan, my man. 701 00:30:49,565 --> 00:30:51,100 - Ha. - Very funny, asshole. 702 00:30:51,134 --> 00:30:52,368 Oh, come on, 703 00:30:52,402 --> 00:30:54,236 I'm just messing with you. 704 00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:57,272 Look at us, we look like a couple of pirates. 705 00:30:57,306 --> 00:31:00,141 Let me buy you a drink, ol' Danny boy. 706 00:31:03,012 --> 00:31:05,413 What do you want, Martin? 707 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,647 Uh, uh, 708 00:31:06,682 --> 00:31:09,149 s-Simon... my, my name is Simon. 709 00:31:09,184 --> 00:31:11,418 This is my friend Debbie Gallagher. 710 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,553 Hi, we're actually in the same history class. 711 00:31:13,588 --> 00:31:15,322 We are? 712 00:31:15,356 --> 00:31:17,624 I let you cheat off me all the time. 713 00:31:17,659 --> 00:31:20,161 Oh, good for you. 714 00:31:20,195 --> 00:31:21,596 Um... 715 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:25,433 Gallagher-- any relation to Lip? 716 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,936 Yeah, he's my brother. 717 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:29,671 It's short for Philip. 718 00:31:29,705 --> 00:31:31,673 Lip is. 719 00:31:34,844 --> 00:31:36,645 So I was just wondering 720 00:31:36,679 --> 00:31:38,914 if maybe you'd want to come to my sleepover 721 00:31:38,948 --> 00:31:41,483 tomorrow night? 722 00:31:41,517 --> 00:31:42,918 Is there going to be food? 723 00:31:42,952 --> 00:31:44,319 Hell, yeah. 724 00:31:44,354 --> 00:31:46,688 - Can we watch an R-rated movie? - Sure. 725 00:31:46,723 --> 00:31:48,757 Is your brother going to be there? 726 00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:51,793 Probably, yeah. 727 00:31:55,397 --> 00:31:57,365 Okay. 728 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,769 Oh, cool. 729 00:32:00,804 --> 00:32:02,171 I'll see you there. 730 00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:08,011 Linda doesn't know it yet, but she's letting me borrow 731 00:32:08,046 --> 00:32:09,346 her kids' Kinect for Deb's party. 732 00:32:09,381 --> 00:32:10,982 - Sweet. - Yeah. 733 00:32:13,052 --> 00:32:15,387 What are you watching? 734 00:32:15,422 --> 00:32:18,724 Some shit on the Learning Channel about pole dancers. 735 00:32:18,758 --> 00:32:20,191 Speaking of hookers, how's Karen? 736 00:32:20,226 --> 00:32:22,160 Fuck off. 737 00:32:22,194 --> 00:32:24,362 Still working on Operation Choady. 738 00:32:24,397 --> 00:32:27,031 Got a couple ideas on how to lose the guy. 739 00:32:27,066 --> 00:32:28,499 Why don't we just kill him? 740 00:32:28,534 --> 00:32:30,035 So not worth the time in jail, dude. 741 00:32:30,069 --> 00:32:32,003 I was thinking something more along the lines 742 00:32:32,038 --> 00:32:34,873 of planting naked photos of Liam on his laptop. 743 00:32:34,907 --> 00:32:36,141 Oh, good one. 744 00:32:36,175 --> 00:32:37,542 Yeah, I thought so. All right. 745 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,915 Now, seriously, this does nothing for you? 746 00:32:46,085 --> 00:32:48,419 Eh... still gay. 747 00:32:48,453 --> 00:32:50,021 Still gay. 748 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,422 Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down is X-rated. 749 00:32:51,457 --> 00:32:53,524 I said you could watch something R-rated. 750 00:32:53,558 --> 00:32:55,426 It's got to be edgy an-and cool. 751 00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:57,828 The object is to be scared, not scarred. 752 00:32:57,863 --> 00:33:00,430 Maybe Lip and Ian have something. 753 00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:01,931 You are not gonna be happy. 754 00:33:01,965 --> 00:33:03,599 We got to work tomorrow night. 755 00:33:03,634 --> 00:33:05,368 I can't, Deb's party is tomorrow night. 756 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,370 Well, Ivan rented out the place for a private party. 757 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:09,772 You're the one who made me have the stupid party. 758 00:33:09,806 --> 00:33:11,540 You flake, it's gonna suck. 759 00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:13,275 - No, it won't. - Yes, it will! 760 00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:14,677 Can somebody else take my shift? 761 00:33:14,711 --> 00:33:16,245 Some Richard dent hall of fame party. 762 00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:18,547 Said anybody who doesn't work is fired. 763 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,416 Maybe we can make the party another night. 764 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:22,017 Work your shift. 765 00:33:22,052 --> 00:33:24,386 - We got the party. - You can be here all night? 766 00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:26,088 Of course-- it's going to be the hottest party ever. 767 00:33:26,123 --> 00:33:27,356 Mandy's coming, too. 768 00:33:27,391 --> 00:33:30,027 Oh, my God, this is going 769 00:33:30,061 --> 00:33:31,228 to be so cool. 770 00:33:47,645 --> 00:33:49,612 It's Steve. 771 00:33:49,646 --> 00:33:51,981 Leave some words. 772 00:33:52,015 --> 00:33:53,916 Total long shot-- 773 00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:57,318 do you want to come to Debbie's sleepover tomorrow night? 774 00:33:57,353 --> 00:33:59,888 Might be tough coming from halfway around the world. 775 00:33:59,923 --> 00:34:01,724 I mean, it looks 776 00:34:01,758 --> 00:34:04,994 like I may not even be able to make it, and I live right here. 777 00:34:05,029 --> 00:34:07,831 I'm making no sense. 778 00:34:07,865 --> 00:34:10,067 Okay. 779 00:34:10,101 --> 00:34:12,103 Call me. 780 00:34:14,306 --> 00:34:18,610 ♪ maybe too quiet... ♪ 781 00:34:20,546 --> 00:34:23,648 ♪ you've been holding back now ♪ 782 00:34:32,824 --> 00:34:34,791 good morning, baby. 783 00:34:34,826 --> 00:34:36,125 Morning. 784 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,627 Where's Ethel? 785 00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:39,696 She's over at Malik's crib having a playdate. 786 00:34:39,730 --> 00:34:41,664 You let her go? 787 00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:43,299 They're just friends. 788 00:34:43,334 --> 00:34:45,635 Boys like Malik don't have friends with vaginas. 789 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:47,437 Well, I just think it's awesome that she's hanging out 790 00:34:47,471 --> 00:34:49,772 with people her own age, doing something other than chores. 791 00:34:49,807 --> 00:34:51,808 He's probably got her doing his chores. 792 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:53,309 What's your beef with Malik? 793 00:34:53,344 --> 00:34:55,445 I don't want Ethel dating that black kid. 794 00:34:55,479 --> 00:34:56,713 Racist. 795 00:34:56,747 --> 00:34:57,981 You're a racist. 796 00:34:58,015 --> 00:34:59,282 I am not a racist. 797 00:34:59,317 --> 00:35:01,218 I don't hate all black people, Kev, 798 00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:04,555 just the ones who make babies at 14 and probably can't read. 799 00:35:09,261 --> 00:35:10,495 What the hell you smiling at? 800 00:35:10,529 --> 00:35:12,397 - You're a mama bear. - What? 801 00:35:12,431 --> 00:35:15,400 You're turning into a mama bear with your little baby Ethel cub. 802 00:35:15,434 --> 00:35:17,468 Shut up. 803 00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:19,803 - My mama bear. - Shut it down. 804 00:35:19,838 --> 00:35:21,038 My little mama bear. 805 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,208 So, you're kind of like a 12-year-old girl. 806 00:35:24,242 --> 00:35:25,542 Which flick do you think 807 00:35:25,577 --> 00:35:26,810 we should watch tonight at Deb's party? 808 00:35:26,845 --> 00:35:28,846 Nightmare On Elm Street. 809 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,081 Remake-- still scary as shit. 810 00:35:31,116 --> 00:35:32,916 Karen got ready for work with the drapes open, 811 00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:34,184 which was awesome. 812 00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:35,752 Then she stopped for some cigarettes 813 00:35:35,786 --> 00:35:37,388 and then she went straight to work at the movies. 814 00:35:37,422 --> 00:35:38,822 Be there till late. 815 00:35:38,857 --> 00:35:40,691 Last show gets out at, like, 1:00, plus clean-up. 816 00:35:40,725 --> 00:35:42,059 Thanks, man. 817 00:35:42,093 --> 00:35:45,330 You got Carl following her around now? 818 00:35:45,364 --> 00:35:47,231 I can't believe you're still cock-blocking Karen. 819 00:35:47,266 --> 00:35:48,500 She has no cock. 820 00:35:48,534 --> 00:35:50,402 - How am I blocking it? - Let it go, man. 821 00:35:51,471 --> 00:35:53,439 What do you want, 822 00:35:53,473 --> 00:35:57,175 huh, you want to marry her, be with her forever? 823 00:35:57,210 --> 00:35:58,843 Look, I'm just looking out for her. 824 00:35:58,878 --> 00:36:01,112 - She's my best friend. - No, I'm your best friend. 825 00:36:01,146 --> 00:36:02,546 - She's your fuck buddy. - No, you're my brother 826 00:36:02,581 --> 00:36:04,281 who should shut the fuck up. 827 00:36:04,316 --> 00:36:06,716 Friends usually want what's best for each other. 828 00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:08,418 This could be the best thing for Karen. 829 00:36:08,452 --> 00:36:10,419 Oh, so now you know what's best for everyone? 830 00:36:10,454 --> 00:36:12,287 The kid who wants to die for a country 831 00:36:12,322 --> 00:36:13,755 that thinks he's one of God's mistakes? 832 00:36:13,789 --> 00:36:16,124 The shrink at school says I'm one of God's mistakes. 833 00:36:16,158 --> 00:36:17,792 The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm. 834 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,061 She put my dick in her mouth 'cause you asked her to. 835 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,730 - What?! - You need to shut the fuck up. 836 00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:24,065 So, what, you get her to dump the guy, 837 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:26,768 stick around for when Carl gets his first woody 838 00:36:26,803 --> 00:36:29,070 so she can work him, too? 839 00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:31,239 I already had my first woody 840 00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:32,541 in history class, talking about 841 00:36:32,575 --> 00:36:35,110 how Marie Antoinette's head got chopped off. 842 00:36:36,479 --> 00:36:38,446 What, are you freebasing lycopene now, 843 00:36:38,481 --> 00:36:41,649 you worthless piece of shit? 844 00:36:41,684 --> 00:36:44,552 Why you got to be such an asshole? 845 00:36:44,586 --> 00:36:46,587 Apple fell where you dropped it. 846 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:51,559 You think, uh, Karen and that guy are a done deal? 847 00:36:51,593 --> 00:36:52,926 Who knows? 848 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,895 She's a flighty thing. 849 00:36:54,929 --> 00:36:57,998 Actually, kind of reminds me of your mother-- 850 00:36:58,032 --> 00:37:00,334 a beautiful mess. 851 00:37:02,638 --> 00:37:05,007 That was smart, coming in your pajamas already. 852 00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:07,476 These aren't my pajamas. 853 00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:08,511 One strawberry and cheese 854 00:37:08,545 --> 00:37:10,680 coffee cake from Weber's. 855 00:37:10,714 --> 00:37:11,981 Thanks. Yum! 856 00:37:12,016 --> 00:37:15,986 I got to get ready for work. You look gorgeous, party girl. 857 00:37:16,021 --> 00:37:18,790 Oh, my, you look lovely. 858 00:37:18,824 --> 00:37:20,324 Thank you. 859 00:37:20,359 --> 00:37:22,327 Dinner was great, mom. 860 00:37:22,361 --> 00:37:25,497 Well, schnitzel is the same thing as chicken parmesan, 861 00:37:25,531 --> 00:37:28,366 only without the tomato sauce and cheese. 862 00:37:28,401 --> 00:37:30,001 Did you know that? 863 00:37:30,036 --> 00:37:31,336 No. 864 00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:32,871 Did you know that, Frank? 865 00:37:32,905 --> 00:37:34,873 Yeah, it's breaded chicken. 866 00:37:34,907 --> 00:37:36,274 Chicken nuggets are just mini schnitzels. 867 00:37:36,309 --> 00:37:37,509 This is the same shit. 868 00:37:37,543 --> 00:37:39,845 It really is. 869 00:37:39,879 --> 00:37:42,815 I've got to go. 870 00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:44,517 Wait, w-w-wait, go where, where? 871 00:37:44,551 --> 00:37:47,153 I'm going to Gayle's house to watch a movie, 872 00:37:47,188 --> 00:37:49,856 and it's only a half a block from the Alibi, 873 00:37:49,891 --> 00:37:52,059 which means tomorrow I'll make it there. 874 00:37:52,093 --> 00:37:53,327 Let me get this. 875 00:37:53,361 --> 00:37:55,996 Oh, thank you, Frankie. 876 00:37:56,031 --> 00:37:57,998 You know what? 877 00:37:58,032 --> 00:38:00,500 I feel so frisky tonight. 878 00:38:00,535 --> 00:38:02,035 - Oh... - Stay home, stay home. 879 00:38:02,069 --> 00:38:04,170 - Thank you. - Will ya? Stay home and play with me. 880 00:38:04,205 --> 00:38:05,538 - Oh, Frank. - Come on. 881 00:38:05,573 --> 00:38:07,240 - You know what, sweetie? - Huh? 882 00:38:07,274 --> 00:38:10,009 I am very flattered, but Gayle-- 883 00:38:10,043 --> 00:38:12,511 she's the one that tried to hang herself that one time, 884 00:38:12,545 --> 00:38:16,014 so I really try not to let her down. 885 00:38:16,048 --> 00:38:17,983 - But I'm flattered. - Wait. 886 00:38:18,017 --> 00:38:20,986 Do I feel hot to you? I think I'm getting sick. 887 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:22,554 Will you stay and make some soup for me? 888 00:38:22,589 --> 00:38:23,889 You feel fine. 889 00:38:23,924 --> 00:38:25,692 I'll be back before you know it, 890 00:38:25,726 --> 00:38:26,826 and if you're still feeling oogie, 891 00:38:26,861 --> 00:38:29,863 I'll make you some ginger tea. 892 00:38:29,897 --> 00:38:31,198 Good luck, mom. 893 00:38:31,232 --> 00:38:32,432 Thank you, Jody. 894 00:38:32,467 --> 00:38:33,834 Shit. 895 00:38:36,071 --> 00:38:38,039 You want to play Husker Du? 896 00:38:39,407 --> 00:38:40,774 Don't, d... 897 00:38:40,809 --> 00:38:42,943 - Oh, thank God. - Oh, my God! 898 00:38:42,977 --> 00:38:44,378 Thank God someone is home. 899 00:38:44,412 --> 00:38:45,612 Please help me! 900 00:38:45,647 --> 00:38:46,880 What happened? 901 00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:48,615 Hey, Frank, call 911! 902 00:38:48,649 --> 00:38:51,017 I was walking down the street when this bus mirror 903 00:38:51,051 --> 00:38:53,853 caught my arm and just kept going! 904 00:38:53,887 --> 00:38:55,087 Dragged me, like, 50 feet! 905 00:38:55,122 --> 00:38:56,622 Where's my arm?! 906 00:38:56,656 --> 00:38:57,890 Frank, put some pressure on this. 907 00:38:57,924 --> 00:38:59,124 I'm gonna go look for the arm! 908 00:39:01,061 --> 00:39:02,461 How was I? 909 00:39:02,495 --> 00:39:06,031 It was a good performance, just wrong audience. 910 00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:09,068 You eating this? 911 00:39:09,102 --> 00:39:11,137 Knock yourself out. 912 00:39:17,779 --> 00:39:19,213 Thanks, guys. 913 00:39:19,247 --> 00:39:20,714 Hey, it's your party. 914 00:39:20,748 --> 00:39:22,916 No working. Come on. 915 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:24,118 Got a light? 916 00:39:24,152 --> 00:39:26,087 Yeah. 917 00:39:26,121 --> 00:39:27,488 Thanks for sticking around tonight. 918 00:39:27,522 --> 00:39:30,391 It's for Deb, it's not for you. 919 00:39:30,426 --> 00:39:32,394 Still, thanks. Okay. 920 00:39:34,764 --> 00:39:35,964 - Hey, party girl. - Hi. 921 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,432 Brought you a couple of black lights. 922 00:39:37,466 --> 00:39:38,833 Thought it'd set the mood. 923 00:39:38,867 --> 00:39:40,468 It makes most people better looking. 924 00:39:40,502 --> 00:39:42,937 Aren't they also good for finding traces of blood? 925 00:39:42,971 --> 00:39:45,271 Well, my dad used 'em to snuff out fake bills. 926 00:39:45,306 --> 00:39:46,806 Jesus, that shirt gets any lower, 927 00:39:46,841 --> 00:39:47,941 it'll be underwear. 928 00:39:47,975 --> 00:39:48,975 More skin, more skins. 929 00:39:49,009 --> 00:39:51,644 Ding dongs! Awesome! 930 00:39:51,678 --> 00:39:53,312 Carl, those are for guests. 931 00:39:53,346 --> 00:39:54,480 Good, I brought one. 932 00:39:54,514 --> 00:39:55,614 Hey, birthday girl. 933 00:39:55,649 --> 00:39:56,816 I'm Little Hank. 934 00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:58,751 Hi. I'm Debbie. 935 00:39:58,785 --> 00:40:01,120 It's not really my birthday. 936 00:40:01,155 --> 00:40:02,923 Good, 'cause I didn't really bring you a present. 937 00:40:09,398 --> 00:40:12,033 I'm here for the Gallagher thing. 938 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:15,037 Really? 939 00:40:15,071 --> 00:40:16,372 You invited Holly Herkimer? 940 00:40:16,406 --> 00:40:17,773 She's, like, 15. 941 00:40:17,807 --> 00:40:19,708 You said it could be anyone from my class. 942 00:40:19,743 --> 00:40:21,610 It's not her fault she's still in the fourth grade. 943 00:40:21,644 --> 00:40:22,978 Yes. It is. 944 00:40:23,013 --> 00:40:25,014 Yo, still got sparklers from the fourth. 945 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,949 Make sparkler bombs. 946 00:40:26,983 --> 00:40:28,017 Where's the duct tape? 947 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,552 In my kidnap kit in the van. 948 00:40:29,586 --> 00:40:32,054 - I'll get it. - Let's go. 949 00:40:32,088 --> 00:40:33,021 You sure you got this? 950 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:34,356 Yeah, no problem. 951 00:40:34,391 --> 00:40:37,960 Okay, have fun. But not too much fun. 952 00:40:37,994 --> 00:40:40,229 I'm sorry, I got to go. 953 00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:42,231 I hope you have a really great time tonight. 954 00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:44,233 Me, too. 955 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:45,668 Okay. 956 00:40:49,006 --> 00:40:50,006 Chris! All right! 957 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,474 Hey! Hey! Chris! 958 00:40:51,508 --> 00:40:54,544 Stop! Chris! Stop! 959 00:41:02,452 --> 00:41:04,487 Can I get you another slice of pizza, Hank? 960 00:41:04,521 --> 00:41:06,021 Little Hank. 961 00:41:06,056 --> 00:41:08,190 Hank's my old man; He's an asshole. 962 00:41:08,224 --> 00:41:09,391 My dad, too. 963 00:41:19,734 --> 00:41:21,268 What are you doing? 964 00:41:21,302 --> 00:41:23,203 Just wanted to see what your hair smelled like. 965 00:41:23,238 --> 00:41:24,938 Thought it would smell like flowers and shit, 966 00:41:24,973 --> 00:41:26,173 but it's cigarettes and coconuts. 967 00:41:26,207 --> 00:41:27,941 Still totally hot. 968 00:41:27,976 --> 00:41:31,578 I've already seen this movie, and this pizza sucks. 969 00:41:31,612 --> 00:41:33,113 Sorry. Can I make you a grilled cheese? 970 00:41:33,147 --> 00:41:34,547 You can make me one. 971 00:41:35,549 --> 00:41:36,883 Where's Lip? 972 00:41:39,486 --> 00:41:40,953 God, you're so fucking hot. 973 00:41:40,987 --> 00:41:42,254 This is amazing. 974 00:41:42,288 --> 00:41:43,889 Flattery will get you everywhere. 975 00:41:46,993 --> 00:41:49,294 Shh. I don't want Ian to hear us. 976 00:41:49,329 --> 00:41:50,896 He won't. 977 00:42:13,521 --> 00:42:15,789 I bet you could get any guy into bed, huh? 978 00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:19,659 Yeah. Why? 979 00:42:28,801 --> 00:42:30,068 Karen home? 980 00:42:30,102 --> 00:42:31,903 At work, pulling a double. 981 00:42:33,706 --> 00:42:35,273 Mind if I wait? 982 00:42:46,886 --> 00:42:50,456 ♪ I almost lost you ♪ 983 00:42:50,491 --> 00:42:54,461 ♪ now you're back ♪ 984 00:42:54,495 --> 00:42:57,464 ♪ your beautiful smile ♪ 985 00:43:02,236 --> 00:43:04,571 It's Steve. Leave some words. 986 00:43:07,007 --> 00:43:09,942 Caw-caw! 987 00:43:09,976 --> 00:43:12,010 Hey, I bet you're wondering where I've been. 988 00:43:12,045 --> 00:43:13,645 Not really. 989 00:43:13,679 --> 00:43:15,446 - China. Putting together a deal. - Oh! 990 00:43:15,481 --> 00:43:17,181 Anybody pee in your coke? 991 00:43:17,216 --> 00:43:18,182 Ooh. 992 00:43:18,217 --> 00:43:19,551 Is that an offer? 993 00:43:19,585 --> 00:43:21,353 Oh, I'd love to, but I got to get home. 994 00:43:21,387 --> 00:43:22,554 Oh, come on, I'll drive you. 995 00:43:22,589 --> 00:43:23,655 Such a gentleman. 996 00:43:23,689 --> 00:43:25,724 Uh-uh. Ulterior motive. 997 00:43:25,758 --> 00:43:27,826 I figure this way, maybe I get an offer 998 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:29,461 to come inside for a nightcap. 999 00:43:29,495 --> 00:43:30,729 I think you've had enough. 1000 00:43:30,763 --> 00:43:32,031 How about I drive you? 1001 00:43:36,002 --> 00:43:37,336 - Right. - Yeah, all right, okay. 1002 00:43:37,371 --> 00:43:39,038 Now, this is a big first step, all right? 1003 00:43:39,073 --> 00:43:40,173 I don't let anybody drive her. 1004 00:43:40,207 --> 00:43:41,474 Not even Valets. 1005 00:43:41,509 --> 00:43:42,542 Oh, that's smart. 1006 00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:44,011 I hear they steal cars. 1007 00:43:44,045 --> 00:43:45,813 Yeah, okay. Easy, easy, easy. 1008 00:43:45,847 --> 00:43:47,749 Relax. I know how to work a stick. 1009 00:43:47,783 --> 00:43:49,751 - Yeah? - Uh-huh, yeah. 1010 00:43:49,785 --> 00:43:51,020 All right. 1011 00:44:10,373 --> 00:44:12,441 Psst. 1012 00:44:12,476 --> 00:44:14,243 I got duct tape if you want. 1013 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,578 We could put her in the van. 1014 00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:22,684 Want to see how fast I can unhook your bra? 1015 00:44:22,718 --> 00:44:24,352 I don't wear a bra, runt. 1016 00:44:24,386 --> 00:44:26,587 Move, I have to pee. 1017 00:44:27,789 --> 00:44:29,022 Ow! 1018 00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:30,223 Ow. 1019 00:44:44,005 --> 00:44:46,640 My God, woman, you work fast. 1020 00:44:46,675 --> 00:44:48,643 True. I've done some of my best work 1021 00:44:48,677 --> 00:44:50,478 - on a hall pass. - What the... 1022 00:44:50,513 --> 00:44:52,547 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly! 1023 00:44:52,581 --> 00:44:53,782 I won't tell. 1024 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,951 Fuck! Get out now! 1025 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,120 Holly, out! No! 1026 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,964 - Ow! - Ow! 1027 00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:11,966 - What the... - What's going on? 1028 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,067 Lip's an asshole. I'm out of here. 1029 00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:13,901 What'd he do? 1030 00:45:13,936 --> 00:45:15,336 Want me to kick his ass? 1031 00:45:15,370 --> 00:45:17,805 - I'm making waffles for breakfast. - Yeah? 1032 00:45:17,839 --> 00:45:19,640 Well, you can shove mine up Lip's ass. 1033 00:45:19,674 --> 00:45:22,076 - Aha! - Easy, easy, easy. 1034 00:45:22,110 --> 00:45:23,110 That was good. 1035 00:45:25,047 --> 00:45:26,514 The Fast And The Furious, huh? 1036 00:45:26,548 --> 00:45:29,117 - Thanks for the ride. - Mm-hmm. 1037 00:45:29,151 --> 00:45:30,184 Oh. 1038 00:45:30,219 --> 00:45:31,519 Sorry for throwing up. 1039 00:45:33,388 --> 00:45:34,955 Holly? 1040 00:45:34,990 --> 00:45:36,690 Carl, what happened? 1041 00:45:36,725 --> 00:45:37,925 I don't know. 1042 00:45:37,959 --> 00:45:39,960 Jesus. 1043 00:45:39,995 --> 00:45:41,495 What is going on?! 1044 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,263 Holly left my party in the middle of the night 1045 00:45:43,298 --> 00:45:44,465 because of something Lip did. 1046 00:45:44,499 --> 00:45:46,000 - You didn't. - No, I didn't. 1047 00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:48,002 All right, I blew her off, and she split. 1048 00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,539 You could've just done her so my party wouldn't have sucked! 1049 00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:51,540 Deb, she's 14! 1050 00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:52,708 Which one's Holly? 1051 00:45:52,742 --> 00:45:54,376 She left! 1052 00:45:54,411 --> 00:45:55,978 And then Little Hank left, too. 1053 00:45:58,181 --> 00:46:01,850 Deb, I'm sure the rest of the party was awesome. 1054 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,885 How would you know? 1055 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,987 You weren't here. 1056 00:46:06,022 --> 00:46:07,289 You Craig? 1057 00:46:07,323 --> 00:46:09,457 - Who? - No. 1058 00:46:09,492 --> 00:46:11,659 Hey, you want to open my present now? 1059 00:46:11,694 --> 00:46:14,695 No, Simon. I don't really give a shit about your present. 1060 00:46:14,729 --> 00:46:16,163 Great job chaperoning. 1061 00:46:16,198 --> 00:46:17,698 What the hell would you have had me done, 1062 00:46:17,732 --> 00:46:19,567 sleep with the kid? 1063 00:46:19,601 --> 00:46:22,070 This is my worst birthday ever. 1064 00:46:22,104 --> 00:46:24,473 Deb, let me make it up to you. 1065 00:46:24,507 --> 00:46:27,410 Okay? How about I take you to an R-rated movie sometime? 1066 00:46:27,444 --> 00:46:29,345 Little Hank, too? 1067 00:46:31,381 --> 00:46:34,317 He's not gonna go with just me. 1068 00:46:34,352 --> 00:46:35,852 Can Holly come, too? 1069 00:46:35,887 --> 00:46:37,921 Fine. 1070 00:46:37,955 --> 00:46:39,222 A double date. 1071 00:46:39,256 --> 00:46:40,890 No. Just me buying... 1072 00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:43,258 Escorting. 1073 00:46:43,293 --> 00:46:45,694 Deal. 1074 00:46:49,799 --> 00:46:51,266 I should, um, 1075 00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:52,934 I should probably brush my teeth 1076 00:46:52,968 --> 00:46:54,769 before we make out or anything. 1077 00:46:54,803 --> 00:46:56,337 Sleep it off on the couch. 1078 00:46:56,371 --> 00:46:57,871 No. Hey, I-I can drive. 1079 00:46:57,906 --> 00:46:59,907 No, you can't. 1080 00:46:59,941 --> 00:47:01,909 I'll see you in the morning. 1081 00:47:06,315 --> 00:47:08,916 Hey, do you think my car will still be there? 1082 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:10,952 Parts of it. 1083 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,931 Jesus Chr-- that's-- 1084 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,399 don't do that. 1085 00:47:24,434 --> 00:47:26,568 Top of the morning. 1086 00:47:26,603 --> 00:47:28,570 Let's go to the Alibi! 1087 00:47:28,605 --> 00:47:30,038 Come on. I want to meet 1088 00:47:30,072 --> 00:47:31,439 - all your co-workers. - I don't-- 1089 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:32,873 my shift doesn't start until noon. 1090 00:47:32,907 --> 00:47:34,108 Oh. 1091 00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:37,277 Okay. 1092 00:47:38,312 --> 00:47:41,815 You know what they say. 1093 00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:45,652 "The early bird catches the worm." 1094 00:47:45,687 --> 00:47:46,987 I caught it. 1095 00:47:50,658 --> 00:47:52,792 Oh, Jesus! Is that your fist? 1096 00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:55,395 No, it's my foot. 1097 00:47:55,429 --> 00:47:56,963 No, no, no, no, no, no, 1098 00:47:56,998 --> 00:47:57,964 no, no, no, no. 1099 00:47:57,999 --> 00:47:59,766 You said no toys. 1100 00:48:01,335 --> 00:48:03,235 Ooh, I can wiggle my toes. 1101 00:48:04,938 --> 00:48:06,972 This little piggy went to market. 1102 00:48:07,007 --> 00:48:08,240 Ah! 1103 00:48:11,144 --> 00:48:13,345 And this little piggy stayed home. 1104 00:48:13,379 --> 00:48:15,647 Okay, that's two piggies, right? 1105 00:48:15,682 --> 00:48:17,015 This little piggy... 1106 00:48:18,151 --> 00:48:19,685 ...Had roast beef. 1107 00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,820 And this little piggy had none. 1108 00:48:21,854 --> 00:48:22,954 Oh, God. 1109 00:48:22,989 --> 00:48:23,956 But this little piggy... 1110 00:48:23,990 --> 00:48:25,290 No, no, no, no. 1111 00:48:25,324 --> 00:48:26,958 Not all the way home. Not all the way home. 1112 00:48:26,993 --> 00:48:27,959 ...He went all the way home. 1113 00:48:27,994 --> 00:48:29,327 Oh! 1114 00:48:29,362 --> 00:48:31,196 Whoo! 1115 00:48:36,903 --> 00:48:38,203 Carl! 1116 00:48:38,238 --> 00:48:39,871 Knock it off! 1117 00:48:48,047 --> 00:48:49,180 Yeah, throw it. 1118 00:48:49,214 --> 00:48:50,481 Throw it, let me play baseball. 1119 00:48:53,486 --> 00:48:55,487 I'm sorry I had to miss your party. 1120 00:48:58,491 --> 00:49:01,459 So, tell me about Hank. 1121 00:49:02,528 --> 00:49:03,895 He's cute, isn't he? 1122 00:49:06,198 --> 00:49:08,400 Hey, uh, you got any coffee? 1123 00:49:10,036 --> 00:49:11,636 Hi. Uh, I'm Adam. 1124 00:49:11,671 --> 00:49:13,238 You married? 1125 00:49:18,878 --> 00:49:20,245 Oh, just hit me with the bat already. 1126 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,914 I don't have time for this. 1127 00:49:21,948 --> 00:49:23,549 Wasn't my idea to come to an adulterer's house. 1128 00:49:23,583 --> 00:49:26,352 It was mine. 1129 00:49:26,386 --> 00:49:28,220 Well, actually, our priest. 1130 00:49:28,255 --> 00:49:30,323 He thinks we can put this whole thing behind us, 1131 00:49:30,357 --> 00:49:32,058 but we just need your help. 1132 00:49:32,093 --> 00:49:33,426 My help? 1133 00:49:33,461 --> 00:49:34,928 Who the hell is this? 1134 00:49:34,962 --> 00:49:36,196 Hi. I-I'm Adam. 1135 00:49:36,230 --> 00:49:38,599 Just go and do what you came here to do. 1136 00:49:42,537 --> 00:49:47,373 I am asking both of you 1137 00:49:47,408 --> 00:49:48,775 for your forgiveness. 1138 00:49:48,809 --> 00:49:50,843 I forgive you. 1139 00:49:50,878 --> 00:49:52,278 We done now? 1140 00:49:52,312 --> 00:49:53,779 Do you forgive me? 1141 00:49:53,814 --> 00:49:56,415 I want to. 1142 00:49:56,449 --> 00:49:57,583 I really do. 1143 00:49:57,617 --> 00:49:59,752 But every time I start to picture it, 1144 00:49:59,786 --> 00:50:01,120 I just want to rip your head off 1145 00:50:01,155 --> 00:50:02,689 and I want to shit down your neck. 1146 00:50:02,723 --> 00:50:05,291 Okay. What I hear you saying... 1147 00:50:05,325 --> 00:50:08,094 Is that you want to forgive me, 1148 00:50:08,128 --> 00:50:09,629 you just need a little bit more time. 1149 00:50:24,245 --> 00:50:26,380 - So fuck father Nichols. - Lucy-jo, come on now... 1150 00:50:43,766 --> 00:50:44,833 Come on! 1151 00:50:44,867 --> 00:50:46,267 Kev's, like, a giant. 1152 00:50:46,302 --> 00:50:47,769 - That's not fair. - Life's not fair, Debs. 1153 00:50:47,803 --> 00:50:49,838 - Haven't you learned that by now? - All right, bring her down! 1154 00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:52,574 Come on, little girl, you're going down! 1155 00:50:52,609 --> 00:50:54,910 I don't play! I don't play! 1156 00:50:56,813 --> 00:50:58,814 - Looks like your rash is clearing up. - Yeah. 1157 00:50:58,849 --> 00:51:01,318 You guys done with your therapy? 1158 00:51:01,352 --> 00:51:02,686 They're still in the house. 1159 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,354 He's singing "Your Body Is A Wonderland." 1160 00:51:04,388 --> 00:51:05,355 Hmm. 1161 00:51:05,389 --> 00:51:06,690 Who's this? 1162 00:51:06,724 --> 00:51:07,958 Oh. Kevin, Adam. 1163 00:51:07,993 --> 00:51:09,292 - Adam, Kevin. - How you doing, man? 1164 00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:10,794 Nice to meet you. Oh, sorry, bro. 1165 00:51:10,828 --> 00:51:12,462 Welcome. 1166 00:51:12,497 --> 00:51:15,632 Hey, you okay? 1167 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:18,001 Why the fuck 1168 00:51:18,035 --> 00:51:21,004 was Mandy Milkovich at my house trying to screw Jody?! 1169 00:51:21,038 --> 00:51:23,806 He turned her down and told me what happened! 1170 00:51:23,841 --> 00:51:25,541 Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking pussy. 1171 00:51:25,575 --> 00:51:28,043 - Fuck you! - Okay! Hey! 1172 00:51:28,078 --> 00:51:30,846 Stay the fuck away from me! Stay the fuck away from Jody! 1173 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,817 And stay the fuck away from this baby! 1174 00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:52,679 Re-Sync by abc_321 1175 00:51:56,907 --> 00:51:58,140 feel my head. 1176 00:51:58,174 --> 00:51:59,541 Feel my head one more time. 1177 00:51:59,576 --> 00:52:01,010 I'm sure I'm running hot this time. 1178 00:52:01,044 --> 00:52:03,845 Frank, Frank, you are always like that after sex. 1179 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,381 Seriously, you're like a little steam engine. 1180 00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:10,185 Now, come on, you're already late for work. Let's go! 1181 00:52:13,623 --> 00:52:16,024 Come on. 1182 00:52:17,393 --> 00:52:20,196 Frank, come along. 1183 00:52:20,230 --> 00:52:25,267 ♪ black cloud... ♪ 1184 00:53:11,186 --> 00:53:13,787 Thank you. Thank you. 1185 00:53:14,730 --> 00:53:15,782 Yeah! 1186 00:53:16,606 --> 00:53:17,426 Okay. 1187 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,441 ♪ ♪ 1188 00:53:27,857 --> 00:53:31,351 ? black cloud gathered in the corner ?