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For those who are too busy, here's
what happened last week on Shameless:



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-Who the hell is that?
-A friend from group.



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-Group?
-Sex Addicts Anonymous.



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Creepy that a guy twice your age
doesn't try to get in your pants.



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Stop talking and fuck me.



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-You went to high school with Craig Heisner?
-Mm-hm.



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He's hot. Sent him your number.



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-Don't.
-Did.



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-Wanted to see what it'd take to get in.
-To West Point?



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Call 911. Debbie?



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It's Harry.



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-What's wrong with Butterface?
-Don't.



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TOMMY: God gave her one hell of a rack
and legs to die for--



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MEN:
But her face!



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[MEN LAUGHING]



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If they find a heart,
they're supposed to beep me on this.



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Means I go to the hospital.



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She's gonna die soon, what are you
after? Her home, her pension?



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I may love her. I don't know.



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Frank, I can't have sex.



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If my BP goes above 120 over 80,
my heart explodes.



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If we fuck, I die.



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[BOTH GASPING AND PANTING]



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I had the biggest crush
on you in school, Craig.



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CRAIG:
My God, you're beautiful.



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I love you.



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Dead people poop themselves.



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[IN DEBB|E'S VOICE]
Dead people poop themselves.



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What?



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-Dead people poop themselves.
-Mm, Debs.



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Harry pooped himself after he died.



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ISIGHS]



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-Harry?
-Aunt Ginger's boyfriend.



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ISIGHS]



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I'm going back to sleep.



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-He was my first dead person.
-Finishing my nice dream now.



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There are 200 euphemisms for death.



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Kicked the bucket. Met his maker.
Ate dirt. Six feet under. Pushing daisies.



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[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]



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-Can't a brother get some sleep here?
-Bit the dust.



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Bought a pine condo.
Went off the twig.



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Basted the formaldehyde turkey.



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Um.... Winning one for the reaper.
Living impaired. Past his sell-by date.



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Just add maggots.



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Mm....



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Retroactive abortion.



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HEARST: Lip.
LIP: Y0.



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H9)’-



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Colonel McNa||y's gonna meet us
on the lower level.



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That weed you gave me
worked like a charm.



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Yeah, you use it
on your grad student?



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Rachel. Hot. She loved
the play list that you made for me.



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She was so impressed
with my collection of urban music...



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...she let me go down on her.
The alphabet. That's the key.



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Drives them wild.
If you're good, you'll never get to Z.



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My record is M. There he is.



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-Gentlemen.
-Lip, this is Colonel Kirk McNal|y.



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This is Phillip Gallagher.



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He's interested in talking to you.
One of the brightest kids I know.



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-Right.
-Vowels.



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-Anywhere to get an espresso here?
-I'll take you to the cafeteria.



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What are you working on
this summer?



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I'm working on this device that reads
credit card numbers off parking kiosks.



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—Using a magnetic stripe reader?
-Oh, no.



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Card numbers aren't held on the
cards anymore. It's done over Wi-Fi.



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Why aren't you working
on my project?



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-Yeah, I'm still in high school, so....
-What?



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What are we doing?
Why am I wasting my time?



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I was hoping you
tell me about West Point.



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Like what's a kid gotta do to get in?



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Suck my dick.



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[SCOFFS]



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If you're as smart as Hearst says
you are...



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...work on my project,
I'll tell you all about West Point.



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Don't use wooden clips on my bras,
they'll snag. Use plastic ones.



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Okay, sure.



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You worked for the city, right?
CDOT was it?



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Is this us getting to know each other?
Yeah, I painted curbs.



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-Heh, heh, someone does that?
-Think they paint themselves?



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Thought there was a machine.



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A machine called Dorothy Coronis
for 23 years. You're welcome.



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Twenty-three years?
That's a nice pension.



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Too bad I won't live long enough
to collect.



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You been dating anyone since
Charlie stroked out on the toilet?



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There's been a few.
Give or take a couple dozen. Ha, ha!



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-Anyone special?
-Ha!



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What do I want someone special for?
To be underfoot all the time? No, thanks.



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I have Rochelle, Evelyn, Kermit,
my cat, Snowshoes.



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—Kermit?
-Yeah, from down at the bar.



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He's been coming around here?



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-We're friends.
-I don't trust him.



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His features are too close together.



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He's been doing
some electrical work for me.



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Electrical work, my ass.



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VERONICA: Fi, you home?
-Upstairs.



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My mom needs help
down at her salon tomorrow. You in?



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-Sure.
-Wow, middle-of-the-day makeup.



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-What's the occasion?
-Craig Heisner texted me back.



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-Who?
-That guy from my high school diary.



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-Asked if I wanted to have coffee.
-Coffee or banging?



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He's married. I don't need
somebody else's backwash.



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So you won't be getting up
on my Kevin any time soon?



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Ew. He's like my brother.
It'd be like making out with you.



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You know you want to.
So why you meeting Craig Heisner then?



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Connect with a friend.
Curious to see how he looks.



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He thinks you gonna hook up.



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Doesn't mean it's gonna happen.



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Why would a married man
be meeting his old flame?



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We were never old flames.
He barely noticed me in high school.



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So you're going there
to make him jealous?



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"Here's what you could've had,
Craig Heisner."



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-Oh-doh, oh-doh
-Ha, ha, ha!



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Does everything have to be
an ass shake?



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-Sometimes it's a boob shake.
-Okay.



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-How do I look?
-Like me.



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Oh, shit.



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Hey, you filthy fucking Portagees,
I know you fucked my sister.



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I'm gonna come down there
and I'm gonna kick your ass.



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Stan, what are you doing? Get in here.
You're gonna get shot.



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STAN:
Yeah.



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-Put some pants on.
-I got pants on.



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Really? Then those are the
ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.



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STAN:
Oh.



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-Oh, Dinty Moore again?
-Come on, you love this stuff.



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Yeah, but don't give me the one with
the low sodium. It tastes like dog shit.



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-What, the one with full sodium doesn't?
-No, actually, it's delicious.



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So I could pick up a pile of dog shit
and you'd eat it?



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Well, if it had enough salt on it.



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I'll keep that in mind. Here.



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What the hell is that?



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-Receipts from the bar last night.
-Bar? What bar?



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The Alibi Room. Downstairs.
You own it.



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Oh, I know that.
Just give me the goddamn money.



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-Here we go.
-Thanks.



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-So Fiona Gallagher.
-Craig Heisner.



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-You look good.
-You too.



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So, what've you been up to
since graduation?



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I never graduated.



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My mom split myjunior year. So I had
to quit school, take care of the family.



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-Well, that sucks.
-It is what it is.



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-What'd you do after graduation?
-Went into business with my dad.



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-Concrete.
-Well, that's good.



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Yeah, ha.



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-I was surprised to hear from you.
-I didn't think you'd remember me.



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How could I not?
You had the best ass in class.



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Ha, ha, I can still picture you
in those sexy shorts...



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...running track during
our football practices.



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Did you know I had a crush on you?



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Back then or now?



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Ha, ha, ha, I might've had an inkling.



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So how come you neverjumped me?



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—l was afraid you might reject me.
-No, no.



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-You neverjumped me.
-You were a senior, I was a sophomore.



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And for the record, you know,
I wouldn't have rejected you.



155
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-Now you tell me.
-Besides...



156
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...you were with that bitchy cheerleader.
What was her name? Lucy Joe?



157
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Yeah.



158
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You mean my wife?



159
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-Oh, shit, sorry.
-It's cool.



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-Still together?
-We had a few breakups...



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...but we've been together
since we were 15.



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What about you?



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We haven't been together
since we were 15.



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There's nothing we can do
about that now, can we?



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No. You had to go mess
everything up by getting married.



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-We would've been good together too.
-Probably, yeah. Would've been great.



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-Guess we'll never find out now.
-Guess not.



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[GRUNTING]



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-Ah, dude, stop.
-It's the best way to get abs.



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-Saw it on a YouTube video.
-Hey, fuckwad.



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-Dickhead.
-What are you doing?



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Helping Ian train.



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Yo, I was at the lab talking to this Army guy
from the Pentagon.



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-He's a colonel.
-Oh, yeah?



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Yeah. I thought he could tell us
a bit more about West Point.



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-He was a student there.
-They're called cadets.



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DEB [SINGING]: I will burn foryou
Feel pain for you



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I will twist the knife
And bleed my aching heart--



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-What's with Debs?
-Obsessed with death.



180
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I thought this guy
might be a good lead.



181
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,425
I don't know. Took that practice
trig test today. Only got a 73.



182
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Five points higher than last time.



183
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I cheated.



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Why do you wanna go in the Army?



185
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You're gonna get shot
through the butt hole.



186
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,143
Hey, the only reason
you're not in summer school...



187
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,599
...is because they wouldn't have you.



188
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I hate when they bunt.
It's a pussy move.



189
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You're such a girl.



190
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,362
Don't make me pull out my penis
to prove you wrong.



191
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-Ho, ho, ho, hello.
-Stan's losing his marbles.



192
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,155
-What happened?
-He shouldn't be left alone up there.



193
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,366
-Call his daughter.
-What if she wants to put him in a home?



194
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,873
-Might be the best thing.
-He wants to stay.



195
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:12,786
So did my mother, even after she
started shitting in the kitchen drawers.



196
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:17,257
Hey, what about you and me,
we chip in, we buy the bar?



197
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,883
-What?
-It'll give him money...



198
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,590
-...for round-the-clock care.
-Not interested.



199
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,255
When he goes,
someone's gonna buy this place.



200
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,466
What if they turn it into a Friday's?



201
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,386
-I look good in stripes.
-We buy the bar from Stan...



202
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,847
...he gets to stay
and we keep ourjobs.



203
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,146
-No.
-Why not?



204
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,731
I like making my 100 bucks a night,
skimming a few dollars off the top.



205
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:40,363
Then going home and not thinking
about this place until I come back.



206
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,775
-Fine, I'll buy it myself.
-You can't even total out the register.



207
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,615
-Because it's your job.
-Where you gonna get the money?



208
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,447
-I'll take out a loan.
-Hm. Good luck with that.



209
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,251
Kermit, my buddy.
What's the haps?



210
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Not sure what that means,
but life's good.



211
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,164
-Glad to hear it.
-Where you been? Haven't seen you.



212
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Working. Lunch break.
Give me three shots.



213
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,336
Throw in a pickled egg, too,
would you?



214
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,888
Still with that girlfriend?



215
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,556
-Estelle isn't it?
KERMIT: Cynthia.



216
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,681
Cynthia. That's it.
She's a keeper. Hang on to her.



217
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,262
I plan to.



218
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,607
Don't wanna cheat on her
and mess up a good thing, Kermit.



219
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,184
Okay-



220
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,525
Kermit.



221
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,237
Interesting name.
Like the frog, right?



222
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Family name. Gaelic. Means
"without envy." Way before the frog.



223
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:36,745
Someone was just mentioning
you to me. Who was that?



224
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,581
Oh, that's right, Dottie Coronis.



225
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:43,544
Nice girl. Known each other
since confirmation.



226
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:48,006
-Something about electrical work.
-I been doing things around her place.



227
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,142
—Probab|y paint her house later this week.
-Whoosh!



228
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,728
-That's a big job.
-Yup.



229
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,731
-Anything else going on?
-What do you mean?



230
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,934
-You know.
-Frank.



231
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,361
She's dying. I'm helping her out.



232
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,865
-That's what friends do for each other.
-Friends that want something.



233
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,568
-What?
-Let's get one thing straight, Kermit.



234
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,530
I'm on to you.
So you stay away from Butterface...



235
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,165
...if you know what's good for you.



236
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,552
-What the hell's wrong with him?
-Got a couple hours?



237
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,814
[CELL PHONE RINGS AND FIONA SCOFFS]



238
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,693
-Hello?
-Hey, remember me?



239
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,904
-We just had coffee together.
-Short black guy, right?



240
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,408
-That's the one. So that was fun.
-Yeah, it was.



241
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,410
-I hope I was a gentleman.
-Of course you were.



242
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,702
Okay, good. Because I wouldn't want
you to get the wrong idea.



243
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,879
-About what?
-Well, it's just that I like you.



244
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,707
If I weren't married,
maybe things would be different.



245
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,509
-But you are.
-I know. Right, of course.



246
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,298
I mean, I don't even know if you'd wanna
be with me if I weren't married.



247
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,179
-You had your chance.
-I did?



248
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,436
In high school.
I told you that already.



249
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,265
Right. I thought you
were talking about at coffee.



250
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,855
-No.
-Not your thing?



251
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,561
Nope.



252
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,614
That's good. I like that about you.
Shows character.



253
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,151
-Not many girls are like that.
-ls it your thing?



254
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,202
Not up to this point.



255
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:37,703
If you had thrown yourself at me, who
knows if] could’ve controlled myself?



256
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,617
Then I promise I never will.



257
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,754
But what if I wanna test it?
See ifl can hold out.



258
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,421
You wouldn't be able to.



259
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,717
You've just given me something
to think about on my drive home.



260
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,925
Thank you for having coffee with me,
Miss Fiona Gallagher.



261
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,847
You're welcome, Craig Heisner.



262
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,973
My wife says it's bad luck to put
your purse on the floor.



263
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,765
-What?
-Like throwing money out the window.



264
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,019
You should pick it up.



265
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,606
Oh. Okay.



266
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,813
Thanks.



267
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,074
[CROWD CHATTERS
AND VERONICA LAUGHS]



268
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,163
FIONA:
I thought it was a joke.



269
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,880
Now I know why they call it
a world-famous salad bar.



270
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,209
VERONICA: My steak is too rare.
-Have this one, King Henry.



271
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,052
-What was the final tally in the purse?
-Five hundred and twenty-six bucks.



272
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,467
Jesus. Who carries around
that kind of cash?



273
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,010
Um....



274
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,225
-Kim Furtado.
VERONICA: Some rich bitch.



275
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,023
IAN:
In our neighborhood?



276
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,400
I was in Glencoe having coffee
with a friend.



277
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:50,104
-That guy from your diary?
FIONA: Shut up and eat your spaghetti taco.



278
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,615
You think it's real?
And if so, can I have it?



279
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:56,277
It is. The LV's are two inches apart,
seams are even, stitching's yellow.



280
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,705
And the leather has turned
dark brown from oxidation.



281
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,746
I read a lot.



282
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,666
Debs, have more salad.
It's all you can eat.



283
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:10,800
In parts of India, they leave dead bodies
on the street to be eaten by vultures.



284
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,674
-I can't wait to die.
-Why?



285
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:18,429
To be closer to God. If it weren't a sin,
I'd kill myself so it could happen sooner.



286
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,305
Oh.



287
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,681
LIP: Hey, Fi, you know what you should do?
-Ride the L more often?



288
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,438
Here. Found her home number.
Tell her you found her purse.



289
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:32,606
I bet she'll give you a reward. It went
to voicemail. Leave a message.



290
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:39,029
Hi, Kim, my name's Fiona.
I found your purse on the L.



291
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:43,082
Give me a call on your cell so that
I can get it back to you. Okay, bye.



292
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,796
Perfect. Now, don't give it back
unless she gives you at least 200 bucks.



293
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,840
That's how much we could
get for it on eBay. All right.



294
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,046
Let's stock up on chicken nuggets
for home.



295
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,586
I heart Sizzler.



296
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,929
It's a good thing I met up with Craig.



297
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,224
Othenivise, I never would've
found the purse.



298
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,682
-He's married.
-I'm talking about the purse.



299
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,688
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]



300
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,270
Sheils. Door.



301
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,774
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]



302
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,941
Karen, door.



303
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,866
[KNOCKI NG CONTINUES]



304
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,948
Oh, goddamn it.



305
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,994
Karen's not here.



306
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,409
I know.
She's working at the tanning salon.



307
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,037
-Thanks for the update.
-Actually, I came to see you.



308
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,047
FRANK:
I'm busy.



309
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,379
I wanna marry Karen.



310
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,423
Hoping to get your blessing.
I, uh....



311
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,842
I got her a ring.



312
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,891
Microscope come with that?



313
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,402
You know what, congratulations.



314
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:58,358
Why don't you go get us
a couple of beers out of the fridge?



315
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,869
-Let's celebrate.
-Great. Ha, ha.



316
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,966
I will stab you until you bleed to death
if you don't quit it out.



317
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,096
LIP: Yo, buddy? Come here.
-Shut up.



318
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,134
-Yeah?
-You gotta get a job this summer...



319
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,679
-...so we can make it through winter.
-I've been helping with daycare.



320
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,643
Eating mac and cheese is not helping.



321
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,230
Need to put a thousand bucks
in the Squirrel Fund before school.



322
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,155
FIONA: Debs, Carl, a little help.
-Go help your sister.



323
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,940
FIONA:
Help?



324
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,867
LIP: This from the purse windfall?
FIONA: Keeps on giving.



325
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,866
-Waffles.
-Blueberry pancakes in there.



326
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,875
French toast and scrambled egg whites
with sausage for Lieutenant Gallagher.



327
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,417
-Thanks, Fi.
-Newspaper.



328
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,249
-Thank you.
-New socks, Carl.



329
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,039
-Throw out the ones with holes in them.
CARL: Awesome.



330
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,459
LIPS: A manicure?
-Treated myself.



331
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,674
Nineteen people died
in Chicago yesterday.



332
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,051
-Carton of smokes for you, Lip.
DEBBIE: Wow.



333
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,887
This guy died of heat exhaustion.
He was only 54.



334
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,718
People die from heat exhaustion?



335
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:11,060
Hey, put the rest of this away.
I gotta go meet rich-purse woman.



336
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,848
LIP: Oh, she called?
-This morning.



337
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,643
Hey, remember, no reward, no purse.



338
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,362
-Knock, knock.
-What's all this?



339
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,697
Kermit can't paint
your house this week.



340
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:30,416
Something about his herpes acting up.
I think he got it from that girlfriend of his.



341
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:34,499
So I'm gonna do it. I brought you
a couple things I thought you could use.



342
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,127
Batteries for your beeper. Working.



343
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:42,344
Those DVDs you wanted. They were
20 bucks each, but don't worry about it.



344
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,597
It's on me.
Terms Of Endearment. Misery.



345
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,383
And Beaches starring
that guy Bette Midler.



346
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,098
One more thing.



347
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,898
-What the hell's that?
-An engagement ring.



348
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,070
-It's a little small, don't you think?
-They were out of big ones.



349
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,447
-Who's it for?
-You.



350
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,784
-You're not serious?
-Serious as a heart attack.



351
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,495
Sorry, that was in poor taste.



352
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,200
-You wanna marry me?
-Sure.



353
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,370
I could get my new heart any time now.
Live a long life.



354
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,755
Well, then, let's live it together.



355
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,879
Not sure I wanna get stuck looking
at your mug.



356
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,086
I'll wear a bag over my head.



357
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,966
[LAUGHING]



358
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,884
Sometimes you're funny, Gallagher.



359
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,720
[COUGHING]



360
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,810
Who am I kidding, I might only have
a few weeks if my pager never beeps.



361
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,190
Don't you wanna die
knowing someone loved you?



362
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,276
You don't love me.



363
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,822
-You're growing on me.
-What is this about, Frank?



364
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,578
-You trying to get my pension?
-You have a pension?



365
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,788
I told you. And I may be dead
way before I can collect it.



366
00:20:54,003 --> 00:21:00,215
Yes, but when you die, and let's hope
that's not for another 20 years...



367
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,750
...your pension automatically
goes to your spouse.



368
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,551
What spouse?



369
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:10,175
-Oh, for Christ's sakes.
-I've busted my ass around here.



370
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,015
-It's only been two weeks.
-Dottie...



371
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,690
...you worked for the city for 23 years.



372
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:22,024
Twenty-eight if you count the five
I scraped gum off the sidewalk.



373
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,697
All the money you put in your pension
will go to waste.



374
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:29,027
-You worked goddamn hard for it.
-Why should you get it?



375
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,613
Because I'll keep your memory alive.



376
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,869
Tomorrow we'll go down
to city hall and get hitched.



377
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,585
And when you pass,
I'll light a candle for you every day.



378
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,793
I'll make sure the priest
at St. Thomas Moore gives a mass...



379
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,337
...in your honor once a month.
And I'll put flowers on your grave...



380
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,508
...at Easter and Mother's Day
and your birthday.



381
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,436
I'll even make sure Kevin names a drink
after you down at the Alibi.



382
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,940
And every night at last call,
we'll have a toast...



383
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,188
...and drink to Dottie Coronis.



384
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,399
I won't let you be forgotten, Dot.



385
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,735
Okay-



386
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:14,704
Okay?



387
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,619
I'll be your wife.



388
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,665
Well, hot dog. That's my girl.



389
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,643
[CELL PHONE RINGS]



390
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,088
-YeS?
~Kim'_>



391
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,642
Can I help you? Guys, shh! Go dump the
LEGOs, Mom will be in, in a minute.



392
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,271
-I have your purse.
-Oh! Uh, thank you.



393
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:24,229
I didn't mean to be a bitch.
Kids are driving me insane.



394
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,611
It's okay. I should get going.



395
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,282
-It's Fiona, right?
-Yeah.



396
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,486
We just moved in. The neighbors
aren't pleased with the noise.



397
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,872
—I thought you might be one of them.
-No, I live on the South Side.



398
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,750
-I'm from Kenwood.
-Back Of The Yards.



399
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,499
Shoot. You didn't see
any money in here, did you?



400
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,164
No, I looked for your license and cell.



401
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:51,297
-What a drag. I had 500 bucks. My rent.
-That sucks.



402
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,713
Bet some derelict on the train
snagged it.



403
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:56,849
-Yeah. I'm sorry.
-Do you wanna come in for coffee?



404
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,722
I can't, I gotta get to work.



405
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,263
Thanks again.
Nice to know there are kind people.



406
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,147
Bye.



407
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,775
Guys, calm down.



408
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:10,654
What's all this stuff?



409
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,190
Fiona bought us breakfast
with money she found.



410
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,950
Sweet.



411
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,407
So Stan's not doing too good.



412
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,947
Oh. You want me to go over
and do my dance for him?



413
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,786
No, I think he's past the dance.



414
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,247
Looks like he's gonna need
round-the-clock care.



415
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,878
-Mm. Can he afford that?
-Funny you should ask. I have a plan.



416
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,084
Uh-oh.



417
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,375
-What uh-oh?
-Your plans can be a little crazy pants.



418
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,418
-Case in point.
-You like that plan now.



419
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:38,011
-I'm on the road to liking it.
-I think you're gonna like this plan.



420
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,177
-I'm gonna buy the bar from Stan.
-What?



421
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,222
-The Alibi Room, I'm gonna buy it.
-With what? Your chains?



422
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,267
I'm gonna go to the loan store today
and pick up some forms.



423
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,151
-You mean the bank?
-Yeah.



424
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,529
-It's a big step.
-lfl buy the bar...



425
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,282
...then Stan will have cash
to pay for in-home care.



426
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,785
He won't have to go to some old-folks
home like where you work.



427
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,867
That's a good idea.



428
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,656
Thank you.



429
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,160
V?



430
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,458
It's a great idea.



431
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,215
-That's a stupid idea.
-I know. I couldn't tell him.



432
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:15,878
-He would suck at owning the bar.
-He would suck at organizing underwear.



433
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,672
-He doesn't wear clean ones.
-How much does a bar cost?



434
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:22,218
-More than the $85 we have in the bank.
-My girls give good head, don't they?



435
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,431
[LAUGHS]



436
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,517
Louise is ready for you, Vickie.
Come on, baby.



437
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,272
-I'm gonna pay that purse woman back.
-Why?



438
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:31,686
She was nice.



439
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,482
Not rich at all. I feel bad.
She had a bunch of kids running around.



440
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,116
You'll just return
the next Louis Vuitton you find.



441
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,779
-I'd want the money if it happened to me.
-You wouldn't leave your purse.



442
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,619
She deserves what she got
for being dumb. Momma.



443
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,375
Should Fiona give that woman
her money or keep it?



444
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,753
Depends on where
you wanna spend eternity.



445
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:53,040
Rooming with Mother Teresa
or Osama Bin Laden. Ha, ha, ha!



446
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,917
I'm giving it back.



447
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,381
Thought you spent it all
on shrimp and waffles.



448
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,390
No, I have 112 left, so I need 414 more.



449
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,678
Picked up an extra shift at the club.
I'm gonna just bust my ass till I make it.



450
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:10,483
You gonna just keep that dollar
in your hand? Thank you.



451
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,867
-So how's your boyfriend, Joey?
-Jody.



452
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,334
-Right.
-Good.



453
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,041
-Looking for a job.
-Hm.



454
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:34,082
-How's Ian's training going?
-Well, physical stuff is great.



455
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,170
Academics suck.



456
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:38,631
-Job as what?
-He's a tattoo artist.



457
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,009
Of course he is.



458
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:44,175
KAREN: Do you think |an'|| get into West Point?
-Competition's tough.



459
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,220
But we have to try.
Now, can you really call them artists...



460
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:51,481
...when all they're really doing
is putting ink in somebody's arm?



461
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,483
-He's very good at what he does.
-Sure.



462
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,270
-Do you want Ian to get in?
-I don't know.



463
00:26:56,448 --> 00:27:01,863
I mean, I don't want him tojust struggle
keeping up and then have to enlist.



464
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:06,030
You know, I've been thinking
about getting a tattoo. Of you.



465
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,454
You think Jody would do that for me?



466
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,664
Maybe |an'|| surprise you.



467
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,292
Well, I hope so.



468
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,837
Awesome. Heh, heh.



469
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,304
MAN: All yours.
LIP: Yes, it is.



470
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:34,267
I'm gonna take a shower
before Days Of Our Lives starts.



471
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,150
There's a lot of shit in here.



472
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:39,313
Well, I can't always make it
to the toilet.



473
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,901
[SHOWER RUNNING]



474
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,530
I'm kidding, Frank.



475
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,744
[PAGER BEEPS]



476
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,371
DOTTIE [SINGING]:
Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite



477
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:51,158
Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight



478
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,786
[DOTTIE SINGING INDISTINCTLY]



479
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,588
[LINE RINGING THEN PICKS UP]



480
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,749
Yeah, you just paged me.



481
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:02,044
WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Good afternoon,
is this patient 1343791 7?



482
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,463
Yes. Well, her husband.



483
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,632
There was a bus crash
on Interstate 494.



484
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,971
We've been informed
there may be a heart available.



485
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:10,226
Um....



486
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,851
She-- She doesn't need it anymore.



487
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,265
What?



488
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:18,436
-She passed last night.
-Please accept our condolences.



489
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:22,232
She was the love of my life.
I don't know how I'm gonna survive.



490
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,276
We're so sorry an organ
didn't become available in time.



491
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,194
Thank you.



492
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,003
[WHISTLING]



493
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,715
-You spelled Kevin wrong.
-Ha, ha. Very funny.



494
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,336
VERONICA:
Hey, babe.



495
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:47,677
-What you need me to sign?
-Loan forms. Need you to fill them out.



496
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,341
They're, like, 20 pages long.



497
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:52,101
Kev, if you own the bar,
I'm never gonna see you.



498
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,432
That's not true.



499
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:56,519
Sure it is. Business owners
always work long hours.



500
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,775
—Look at the Wangs.
-The Chicken Wang Wangs?



501
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,607
Yeah. Those kids are there all day.



502
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:04,319
-It's a full-time job for the entire family.
-My hours won't change.



503
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,781
-I practically run this place now.
-Excuse me? Who runs this joint?



504
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,196
-What, you think you do?
-I make the schedule.



505
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,865
That's because I let you.
It's called delegating.



506
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,542
-What's your mom's maiden name?
-How we gonna swing this?



507
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,669
-The banks want 20 percent down.
-Thirty.



508
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,458
But if I make an extra $1000 a week,
I'll have enough in six months.



509
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,718
You never make more
than a couple hundred.



510
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,846
I know. I'm planning
to do special events every week.



511
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,258
-What kind of special events?
-Disco nights. Singles mixers.



512
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,893
Throwing a beach party tomorrow
to kick things off.



513
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:37,602
-A what?
-Sand, tropical drinks, sun and fun.



514
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,641
Shit's cool, huh?



515
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,445
Yeah, really cool.



516
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,651
Seriously. Ha, ha.



517
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,363
-What are you doing?
-Lost Karen's ring.



518
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:57,251
-Oh, man, that sucks.
-I used all my savings to buy it.



519
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,787
FRANK: When I lose something,
I like to say a prayer.



520
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:04,004
Something's lost and cannot be found.
Please, St. Anthony, look around.



521
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,092
Okay-



522
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:09,801
-You seen Karen?
-I don't have a prayer for that.



523
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,099
I have something to tell you.



524
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,562
What? Finally gonna let me plow
the back fields?



525
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,853
-You already are.
-Oh, shit, sorry.



526
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,146
That's okay.



527
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,359
I like it.



528
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,824
-So, what'd you wanna tell me?
-We can't have sex anymore.



529
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:37,241
-What?
-I'm pretty sure Jody's gonna propose.



530
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,501
Is that a good thing?



531
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:40,956
It's a great thing.



532
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,541
Oh.



533
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,754
Okay-



534
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,596
Boilermaker, Kev.



535
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,474
-You ever take out a loan?
-Don't like the paper trail.



536
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,804
Always pay cash.



537
00:30:55,979 --> 00:31:00,188
I'll just pull 150 grand out of my pocket
and buy the bar myself.



538
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,608
You're just like everyone else, Kev.
You know that?



539
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:07,067
-Always looking for a handout.
-Fuck you, Frank.



540
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,152
"Can I borrow some money?"
"Can I borrow your car?"



541
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:13,535
"-Can I borrow your organ?"
-What the fuck are you talking about?



542
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,663
You know what's wrong
with the organ-transplant system?



543
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,074
No, and I don't care.
I doubt that'|| stop you.



544
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:25,999
If you're waiting for a new organ,
you are just interfering with God's plan.



545
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,418
So God's plan is some kid dies
because he didn't get a transplant?



546
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,258
-Why do you argue?
-I don't know. I can't help myself.



547
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:36,675
God's plan is that you take
what we are given...



548
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,764
...and don't complain.



549
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:42,147
No one is satisfied
with what they have anymore.



550
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,433
Always trying to get something better.



551
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:47,353
I don't like my heart.
I think I'll get on a list.



552
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:50,568
-Get a new one. Upgrade.
-You talking about Butterface?



553
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,779
If you've got a bum heart,
that's your lot in life.



554
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:58,163
Don't take someone else's.
It's not yours.



555
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:02,497
She got along just fine
with her heart all these years.



556
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:05,788
Why she gotta be greedy
and want another one?



557
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:10,300
Could be worse. She could be
like those people born without a heart.



558
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,755
You mean, dead people?



559
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,592
I work with a guy from Michigan.
Only spoke English.



560
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:19,100
Got a liver transplant from a Mexican.
Suddenly he speaks perfect Spanish.



561
00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:22,479
And just because she's
on some stupid list...



562
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,482
...how come she's the next one in line?



563
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,485
Maybe there's someone needier.



564
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:32,022
Or more deserving.
Like a black woman.



565
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:36,698
Those people have gotten a bum rap
in our society...



566
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,828
...being two minorities and all.



567
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,705
I should call V and tell her that.



568
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:44,539
From now on, only black ladies
should get all the organ transplants.



569
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:49,207
Finally give them first crack
at something in this lifetime.



570
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,384
CARL:
I saw that.



571
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:04,430
I put more money in here than anyone,
so zip it.



572
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:08,226
Thought we weren't supposed to touch
the squirrel fund till Thanksgiving.



573
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:12,237
We're not, but I have to borrow 50 bucks
so I can return all the money I found.



574
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,194
-We give stuff back when we find it?
-No.



575
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,609
-What?
-Finders keepers, losers weepers.



576
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,903
-Don't be telling him that.
FRANK: It's the credo.



577
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:23,289
Find something, it's your lucky day
and somebody else's shitty day.



578
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,416
Tomorrow it's gonna be the opposite.



579
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:28,579
-It's the balance of nature.
-What are you doing here?



580
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:31,214
-Came to get my good suit.
-Your good suit?



581
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:34,091
-I'm getting married today.
-You're already married.



582
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:37,846
Technicality. Remember,
no good deed goes unpunished.



583
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,847
Every man for himself.



584
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,259
Don't listen to him, okay?
We give stuff back.



585
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:46,555
I did the wrong thing,
and now I'm gonna go do the right thing.



586
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:54,942
[CELL PHONE RINGS]



587
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,859
-Hey.
-What you doing?



588
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,495
—Gotta run an errand up in Glencoe.
-Well, I have a few minutes free.



589
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,952
You wanna take a detour
and meet me?



590
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,415
I can't. Sorry. I wish I could.



591
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:12,922
No, it's okay.
ljust thought I'd try. Bye.



592
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:15,125
Bye.



593
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,427
-What the hell, Kev?
-Oh, shit, baby, I'm sorry.



594
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,184
-I was trying not to wake you.
-What are you doing up?



595
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,846
Getting ready for the Beach Party
at the Alibi Room.



596
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,980
-You're really gonna do this?
-Oh, yeah.



597
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:34,235
I was thinking, it's gonna take a while
for events nights to start making money.



598
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,862
That's probably true.



599
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:39,149
So let's take a cash advance out
on the Capital One card.



600
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,568
-What?
-I know we're saving it, but I called.



601
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,452
-They'll give us $5000.
-Kev.



602
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,864
Or I could go to Vinnie.
He came in last night.



603
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,657
Said he'd loan me enough.



604
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,919
-Offered to drop his interest rate.
-Vinnie ‘The Shiv‘ Vinnie?



605
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,580
-Who cut that guy's head off?
-He was never indicted.



606
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,465
—Doesn't mean it didn't happen.
-We could go to your mom.



607
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:58,172
It's a horrible idea.



608
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,587
-What is?
-Buying the bar. You're not doing it.



609
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,178
-I thought you said it was a good idea.
-I love you, I do.



610
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:07,389
But you'd be terrible at it.
You're better at doing one thing.



611
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:11,307
Owning a bar is like a juggling act.
You don't have the head for that.



612
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,815
Are you calling me dumb?



613
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,692
-No.
-Well, it sounds like you are.



614
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:17,570
-Maybe I'm too dumb to understand.
-Not calling you dumb.



615
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,902
-You applied it.
-"|mplied."



616
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:23,068
I know. I said it on purpose.
To show you how dumb I am.



617
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,578
You're gonna ruin our credit.
My mother's credit.



618
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,491
Maybe you could let me try
before you get all negative.



619
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,124
Kev, be reasonable.



620
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:33,583
I gotta go to the bar
and blow up my beach balls.



621
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,300
Hey, Dots. It's me. You ready?



622
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,215
Dottie, why aren't you dressed?



623
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,385
This is our big day.
Chop, chop, city hall awaits.



624
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,224
I was watching the news.



625
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:54,311
There was an accident
on I-494 yesterday.



626
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:58,149
Why don't you tell me about it
on the bus ride down to city hall?



627
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:01,110
One of the victims
had a B positive heart.



628
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:05,402
-A boy from Clark County got it.
-He's a lucky guy. And so am I.



629
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,912
[SINGING]
Because we're going to the chapel



630
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,541
And we're gonna get married



631
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,417
That was the heart I needed.



632
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:16,921
Oh, I'm sure there's another one
just around the corner.



633
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:20,505
Come on, we should try to beat the rush
of Mexicans getting married.



634
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:23,091
My doctor said B positive hearts
are rare.



635
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,299
Huh?



636
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,762
Maybe come along once
every six months. I looked it up online.



637
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:32,430
-No, no, lots of people are organ donors.
-I won't last another six months.



638
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,849
You gotta keep
a positive outlook, Dottie.



639
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,276
I'm ready to go now, Frank.



640
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,778
Take me to the bedroom.



641
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,323
Oh.



642
00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:47,945
-No, no, no. I can't do that.
-I'm halfway there as it is.



643
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,747
-We're not married.
-Don't do this, Frank.



644
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:55,581
-I'm a very religious man.
-I know that you've been playing me.



645
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:57,837
-What?
-It's okay.



646
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,046
I've enjoyed our time together.



647
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,215
So have I.



648
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,721
You took care of me...



649
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,601
...and gave me companionship
in my final weeks.



650
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:15,810
But my house is going
to the National Coalition of Nuns.



651
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,063
And my money's gonna go
to my daughter.



652
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,569
You said she wasn't speaking to you.



653
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,105
She doesn't.



654
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,944
But it's my fault.



655
00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,483
I wasn't a good mother.



656
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,907
The booze. And I yelled.



657
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,996
And I hit her.



658
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,037
It's gotta go to her, Frank.



659
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:42,295
—I should be getting home to my kids.
-I'll give you 2 grand.



660
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,587
-What?
-Cash. It's in the freezer.



661
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:54,177
-Make it three?
-Two and the flat screen.



662
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:01,818
If you care about me,
you'll do this for me, Frank.



663
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:14,205
I wanna leave the lights on
when we do it.



664
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,875
And eyes open.



665
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,626
[BOTH SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]



666
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,877
You feel so good.



667
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:31,219
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Here it comes. Yeah. Yeah.



668
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:32,882
[GRUNTING]



669
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,803
Oh, my God.



670
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:41,065
Why didn't we do that
a long time ago?



671
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,206
My girlfriend died.



672
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,005
You're still so warm.



673
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,487
FIONA:
Hi.



674
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,994
-Hey. What's up?
-I feel bad somebody swiped money.



675
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,453
-Yeah?
-Yeah, I thought--



676
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,244
-Oh, please, like I don't know you took it.
-What? No.



677
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:45,789
Come on, you stole
my goddamn money. Admit it.



678
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:48,003
-I did not.
-Of course you did.



679
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,168
You're a skanky, ghetto trash,
hood girl.



680
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:54,134
Like you're all high and mighty because
you moved and have a Louis Vuitton?



681
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:57,801
-Which you fucking swiped.
-Which you were stupid enough to leave.



682
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,095
-Bitch.
-Oh, you're the bitch.



683
00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:03,060
Okay? I came here to be nice,
but forget it now.



684
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,644
-Fuck you.
-Oh, eat me.



685
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,059
-Whore.
-Slut.



686
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,317
-Asshole.
-Cunt.



687
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:11,527
-Off to steal another fucking purse?
-Finders keepers, losers weepers.



688
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:12,781
Fuck you]



689
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,155
Fuck!



690
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,132
Hey, still free to get together?



691
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,430
VERONICA:
Fi, you up here?



692
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,968
You wanna go to the Alibi with me?
Spend some money, support Kev?



693
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:43,309
She went to give the purse woman
her money back.



694
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,775
He's okay. Not dead.



695
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,439
Debs, what gives
with this obsession about death?



696
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:56,326
-Nothing.
-Come on, it's me.



697
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:02,825
Well, until Harry,
I had no idea people I knew could die.



698
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,583
Honey, he was old.



699
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:07,496
Yeah, but that means my family
is gonna die too.



700
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:11,087
-Yeah, in like 80 years.
-And then I'll be all alone.



701
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,046
-What?
-Men die first.



702
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:16,509
Lip, Ian, Carl, Liam.
Then Fiona because she's older.



703
00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:19,846
That just leaves me. All by myself.



704
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:23,352
Debs, there are way too many things
you're gonna have to worry about.



705
00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,684
Don't stress about this right now.



706
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,814
Yeah. But I can't shut off my brain.



707
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:33,484
Think about nice things. Flowers.



708
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,990
Ice cream. Puppies.



709
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,991
Can you do that?



710
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,868
I guess so.



711
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,114
What you thinking about now?



712
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,782
A puppy---



713
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,497
...getting hit by a car.



714
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:47,793
[VERONICA CHUCKLES]



715
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:50,922
Well, that's a start. Come here.



716
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,176
Why'd you wanna meet here?



717
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,180
You said I should've made a move
on you in high school.



718
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,136
You should have.



719
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:03,050
Here we are.



720
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,645
You wanna pretend like we're back
in high school?



721
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:09,148
We don't really have to pretend.



722
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,398
What do you mean?



723
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:13,778
In some time-space continuum,
we still are in high school.



724
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:17,482
Like in a parallel universe?



725
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,697
-What about your wife?
-I didn't have a wife in high school.



726
00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,663
[CRAIG GRUNTING]



727
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,708
Seriously?



728
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,371
Ew.



729
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,547
MECHANICAL TOY VOICE:
Zebra. Zebra.



730
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,508
Which one is the zebra?



731
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,886
Okay, you know what? I--



732
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,552
Which one is the zebra?



733
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,474
[CRAIG GASPING AND GRUNTING]



734
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,190
Good job.



735
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,475
[STEEL DRUMS PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]



736
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:53,984
VERONICA:
Here.



737
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,606
KATE: Two virgin pifia coladas.
-Thank you, Kate.



738
00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:59,399
Hey, baby.



739
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,786
Lenny. Lenny, what the fuck, man?
This isn't a litter box.



740
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,866
-Don't say a word.
-Didn't say anything.



741
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,660
-You were thinking it.
-I was not.



742
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:14,126
-What you said this morning was mean.
-I'm sorry. That's why I came.



743
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,131
-To show you support.
-Oh, yeah?



744
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,510
-The beach party's a disaster.
-The next one's gonna be better.



745
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:24,094
-Don't be chopping off my balls again.
-I got nothing but love for your balls.



746
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:27,135
V, I really wanna buy this bar.



747
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:33,016
Fine. If the time comes where Stan
needs to sell, we'll figure something out.



748
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,526
-But no Vinnie the Shiv.
-Jesus Christ.



749
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,186
Squelch my dreams much?



750
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,616
[VERONICA GIGGLES]



751
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,906
KEVIN: Nice. Where'd you steal
that one from, Frank?



752
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,620
Booze.



753
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,081
-Have you been crying?
-Makers.



754
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,167
How many shots?



755
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,132
Bottle it is.



756
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,965
You look like you've
seen a ghost, Frank.



757
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,055
Ring-



758
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,766
Frank. The prayer worked.



759
00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:13,932
KAREN:
Is that my ring?



760
00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:15,316
[SCREAMS]



761
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,976
Yes, yes, yes.



762
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:18,395
[LAUGHING]



763
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,531
You okay, Daddy?



764
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:27,946
ljust looked death in the face, Debs.
It wasn't pretty.



765
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,286
I know what you mean.



766
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,701
You gotta just think
of something nice.



767
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,739
[LINE RINGING]



768
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,790
[PHONE RINGING]



769
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,205
H9)’-



770
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,253
H9)’-



771
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:24,718
How are you?



772
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,464
Good. You?



773
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,392
Good.



774
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,145
Just wanted to say hi.



775
00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,731
Glad you did.



776
00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:46,570
Bye.



777
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,206
[EXHALES]



778
00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:58,077
Ow, ow, sweetie, watch your teeth.



779
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,670
ISIGHs[



780
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,838
ISIGHs[



781
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,865
[COUGHS]



782
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,290
[English - US - SDH]