1 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,295 Jesus. You really don't remember what happened last year? 2 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,457 Pay some fucking attention this time. 3 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,547 STEVE [OVER PHONE]: Your life's not simple, Fiona. 4 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:18,557 You're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me wanna enjoy my life again. 5 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,264 STEVE: Who the hell is that? -My dad. 6 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:26,390 In my whole career, I've never seen such a spectacular display of alcoholism. 7 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,690 Thank you. 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,352 FIONA: How much we short? DEBBIE: Eighteen dollars and 30 cents. 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,487 I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid. 10 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,273 Gonna be able to kick in 10 more. 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,783 IAN: I get paid Friday. FIONA: I'll figure out the rest. 12 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:40,579 STEVE: I can loan you the money. -We don't need your charity. 13 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,790 Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget. 14 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,201 Who the fuck's Tony? 15 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,211 I've waited a long time for last night to happen. 16 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,089 At least Tony's not getting in my family's business. 17 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,468 -What the fuck is wrong, Frank? -Maybe that's what I want. 18 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,841 -You know nothing about me. -Then teach me. 19 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,932 -I'm gay. -I know. 20 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,765 That's for screwing my husband. I want another baby. 21 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,270 -What? -I get what I want... 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,896 ...you can have what you want. 23 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,777 KASH: Put the candy back now. 24 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,108 MICKEY: Fuck. -Shit. 25 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,948 I like you. You're a dirty girl like me. 26 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,451 Jasmine, this is Veronica. V lives next door. 27 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:20,861 Hi, V. 28 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,324 We're only taking in a foster kid to get the money to pay for my parking tickets. 29 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,993 Wanna go to the park, throw the old pigskin around? 30 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,412 -Would it be all right if my son, Jonah, came? -Huh? 31 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,123 I scored you a 2200. 32 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,255 I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service. 33 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:40,430 This is the Robotics Lab. It is the best in the country. Come by anytime. 34 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,469 Science just turns me on. 35 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,052 -What are you hiding? SHEILA: Aah! 36 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,601 I left them. 37 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,857 LIP: Your house is Frank's wet dream. 38 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,984 Never gonna get him out. 39 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,278 -Dad. -Son. 40 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,818 KAREN: What are we? LIP: Friends. 41 00:01:57,993 --> 00:01:59,733 -Fnends? -Friends who do this. 42 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,447 -I can do that. EDDIE: It says here... 43 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:06,116 -...you can rededicate as a virgin. -Oral sex. Big, black strap-on dildo. 44 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,830 -You whore! KAREN: He humiliated me! 45 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:12,588 Get out! You don't ever come back! 46 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,295 -You're out of the house. -I'm out of the house! 47 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,176 -Whoa! -What do you think know, Daddy? 48 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,212 Am lstill a whore? 49 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,593 Frank? Frank? 50 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,938 I think I was kind of falling in love with her. 51 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,271 -How long you been stealing cars? -Who says I steal them? 52 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,319 I have to leave town. Come with me. 53 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,527 -Costa Rica. It's beautiful. FIONA: I think I might love him. 54 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,407 VERONICA: Scary, isn't it? 55 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,077 STEVE: I love you. I wanna be with you. 56 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,578 Come with me. 57 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:10,831 Seventy—seven, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82.... 58 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,461 Won't be long now, Frank. 59 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,844 In a few days, she's gonna make it to the store, the hair salon... 60 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,384 ...A|ibi Room, gonna meet your friends. 61 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,099 Ninety—nine. 62 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:39,185 Hear all those heartwarming, scumbag, freeloading Frank stories. 63 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:45,315 -Who the hell is that? -Friend from group. 64 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,072 -Group? -Sex Addicts Anonymous. 65 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:52,285 Gig's almost up, Daddy Frank. Time to make other plans. 66 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,084 One hundred! 67 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,888 [KIDS SHOUTING] 68 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,803 Hey, cut it off, Ernie. 69 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,517 Thanks, lieutenant. 70 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,228 Hey, you mind if we drop Cami off early tomorrow? 71 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,267 Teresa's got inventory at Costco. 72 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:25,405 No problem. And tell Teresa thanks for the case of dented soup. 73 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,657 CAMI: Ah! -Mwah. 74 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,659 Poo|'s open! 75 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,536 Cannonball! 76 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,499 BOY: Hey, don't splash me. 77 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:45,676 Eddie goes to the corner for a pack of Luckies, never heard from again. 78 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,754 Goddamn city couldn't wait to stop paying him. 79 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:52,390 Wasn't two weeks before the checks stopped coming. 80 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,098 And now what are we supposed to live off of? 81 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:58,435 -Sheila's single disability check? BABY: Then they go and pat me down. 82 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:02,521 How does Mr. Osama-Obama expect us to survive on that? 83 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,277 BABY: He's gonna try to Tase me. 84 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:08,816 If Sheila does go to work, what's she gonna make? Minimum wage at best. 85 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,155 -Nobody's heard from Eddie? BABY: He Tases me. 86 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,617 Not a word. Man's got no sense of responsibility. 87 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,624 Leaving a family of three to fend for ourselves. 88 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,877 BABY: Yeah, I got Tasered twice, man. -Bullshit. 89 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,126 What'd you say? 90 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,709 Uh.... I said "bullshit". 91 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,550 I got Tasered for, like, a second, I crapped myself. 92 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:36,014 There's no way you got Tasered twice, fought off three cops, ran away. Pfft. 93 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,677 What, you calling me a liar? 94 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:42,437 At the very least, an exaggerator. 95 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,476 -A grand says I did. MAN: He's for real. 96 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,566 Kev, you still got that Taser back there? I'll see your grand... 97 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,200 ...and add nine more. 98 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:58,123 Ten thousand in American legal tender says you cannot get Tasered twice... 99 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:02,328 ...and not soil your tighty whities, much less keep standing. 100 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,666 All right, shithead. 101 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,419 [CHUCKLING] 102 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,552 [CHUCKLING] 103 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,470 Do it. 104 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,266 Do it! 105 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,219 [GRUNTING] 106 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,774 Again! 107 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,190 [GRUNTING] 108 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,032 Fuck! What? 109 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,581 Where's my ten grand, motherfucker? 110 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,462 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 111 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,607 Hey, gorgeous, more diablos. 112 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,772 Think these Boy Scouts can handle that heat? 113 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,780 No way. Not a chance. 114 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,906 [LAUGHS] 115 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,577 Six more diablos, a J. B. back, Ketel One up with a lime wedge... 116 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,083 ...Maker's seven, and four Stellas. 117 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:27,417 VERONICA: Haven't given up on that yet? -Every summer needs a challenge. 118 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:32,050 Man's in love with his own self. Probably masturbates while he licks his reflection. 119 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,962 -Fiona! -Hey! Hi! 120 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,762 Who's that, s|utty's husband? 121 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,340 No. Hal's rounder. 122 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,258 -Hi! FIONA: Hey. 123 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:44,103 -Fi, this is my friend, David. -Jasmine's told me a lot about you. 124 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,517 Only that you're fabulous, smart and unbelievably sexy. 125 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,562 And that you're home for the summer from Princeton. 126 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,947 -I'll get us a table. -Okay. 127 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:56,574 -Princeton. -We're going out later, you wanna come? 128 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,077 -What about Hal? -Annual Michigan fishing trip... 129 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:03,160 ...with the softball buddies. Mosquitoes, bratwurst and gallons of Budweiser. 130 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:07,577 -Sounds pretty Brokeback to me. -Come later. Live a little. 131 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,797 -That regular? -First time I've seen him. 132 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,083 She probably did his taxes, then did him. 133 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,842 [BOTH LAUGH] 134 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,298 [CROWD CHEERING] 135 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,220 IAN: Get your guard up, Lip. 136 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,146 Kick him back. You're punching like a fag. 137 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,777 Come on. 138 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,156 [METAL CLANGS] 139 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,245 REF: First round. Go to your corners. 140 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,034 Let's place some bets. 141 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,579 -Hey, Mandy. -You know you're supposed to hit him? 142 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,169 -That kid hits hard. -What did you think this was? 143 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,584 I didn't think he could punch me with his foot. 144 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,549 -He kicked the top of my goddamn head. -Look at me. 145 00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,758 You wanna throw in the towel? 146 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,968 [METAL CLANGS] 147 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,633 I would if I was smart. 148 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,184 [JULIA M|CHAELS' "BORN TO PARTY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 149 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,599 I'm gonna blow a fuse 150 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:14,440 When my techno music Pop music, retro music, rock 151 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,731 Turn it up on a Friday Pump it all night long 152 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,324 He's crazy about you. 153 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,032 Long Island, two Landsharks, three mojitos... 154 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,910 ...margarita no salt, Chivas neat and a Jack rocks. 155 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,075 All the woman needs is a pole. 156 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,788 Why don't you come out with us? Kev won't mind. 157 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,924 Can't. I got a shift at the nursing home in the morning. 158 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,131 Oh. This better be somebody who's about to give me a gigantic tip. 159 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,921 Oh, God, I'm so sorry, I thought your ass was my drink. 160 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,466 VERONICA: Hey, Justin Bieber, how's things at Goldman Sachs? 161 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,512 Well enough for me to afford getting ripped off here. And it's J.P. Morgan. 162 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,557 All you mortgage-raping shits should be in prison anyway. 163 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,020 I was in grad school during the mortgage crisis. 164 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,437 Nowadays, we're trying to short Euros so Greece will go bankrupt. 165 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:01,825 -Are we on for later? -I haven't decided if! still like you. 166 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,655 -Later, Mama Bear. -Hey, junior. 167 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:11,418 School night. In bed with lights out by 10. 168 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,834 -What? -Order's up. 169 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,547 All night, lookin' tight Everybody's feelin' right 170 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:24,548 [WHOOPING & LAUGHING] 171 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,684 How the hell did that little guy kick Kurt fucking Landis' ass? 172 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,602 We make anything on my fight? Thanks. 173 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,112 -Nobody wanted the odds. -What'd you put down? 174 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,319 What, on the fight you lost? Nada. 175 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,781 Fraternal loyalty doesn't extend to stupidity, bud. 176 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,072 So Mickey's out soon? 177 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,162 In about a week or so, if he doesn't stab anybody else. 178 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,795 Plastic fork, barely broke the kid's skin, but it bought him 30 days. 179 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,672 You gotta be looking fonlvard to having Mickey home again. 180 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,674 I guess. 181 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,803 Hey, I wanna stage another fight night next week. 182 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,806 Go around to the dojos, round up some more scrappers. 183 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,841 Sure. Where you going? 184 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,554 -Karen's. IAN: Thought you gave up on that. 185 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,852 -See you. -Eh. 186 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,608 Karen Jackson? After that thing with your dad? 187 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:22,113 I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case. 188 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,242 [TIRES SQUEALING] 189 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,665 BABY: Tomorrow, fuckhead. 190 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,423 Jesus Christ. Fuck. 191 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,500 Fuck. 192 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,759 -Friend dropped me off. -Right. 193 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,801 -What the hell you doing here? -Came to see Karen. 194 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,813 She went with a guy to her group. 195 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,646 -What group? -Sex Addicts Anonymous. 196 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,569 LIP: Well, can I come in and wait? -No. 197 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,662 [MOANING & GRUNTING] 198 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:35,891 Ha-ha-ha. Looks like Old Man Dave is beating your time, Romeo. 199 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,683 I'm working without pharmaceutical assistance. He was popping blue pills. 200 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,068 -I counted four of them. -Four? Wow. 201 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,149 We could be here a while. 202 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,361 Fuck. I told my boss I'd meet him for a run in about an hour. 203 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,615 I could run with you. 204 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,242 I ran track in high school. 205 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,778 What? Don't look surprised. 206 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,538 I ran distance. I was gonna make state. 207 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,451 -Yeah? What happened? -Life. 208 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,414 -Come on. I'm fast. -Oh, really? 209 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,296 -I could beat your ass. -You're on. 210 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,298 Wait! 211 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,925 [FIONA SQUEALS] 212 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,465 FIONA: Okay, ready? ADAM: Give a kick. 213 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,137 FIONA: Okay. -All right. 214 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,931 FIONA: On your mark. -Yeah. 215 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,716 -Get set. -Okay. 216 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,603 Go. 217 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,857 IGAGS] 218 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,695 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 219 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,653 [LAUGHS] 220 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,418 What are you doing? Are you valet now? 221 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,466 See you tonight? 222 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,842 -Maybe. -Maybe? 223 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,304 TONY: Hey, Fiona. 224 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,973 -Tony. -How's work? 225 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,563 It's good. 226 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,355 -How's your remodel coming? -Really wanna know or being neighborly? 227 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,025 Neighborly. 228 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,660 Cast iron pIumbing's out, replacing it with copper. 229 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:18,415 Guy on my shift moonlights as an electrician. He's gonna help me rewire. 230 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,245 Gonna flip it or live in it? 231 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,661 Waiting to see what happens. 232 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,257 I gotta get the kids going. 233 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,765 ISIGHS] 234 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,605 Whoa, what happened to you? 235 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,191 One of my fighters pussied out. I had to fill in. 236 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,653 Looks like the pussy had the right idea. Get some ice on that eye. 237 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,910 Good morning. We're out of mac and cheese. 238 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:00,039 I can make PB&Js instead, but I'm gonna need more bread. 239 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,167 -How many signed up for today? -Nine. Romano twins. 240 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,874 Cami. Mangis. That Ulin kid with the big head. 241 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,379 Whoa, half a cup. 242 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:11,839 Exhausted. Liam had me up half the night banging his head. 243 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:15,426 -I need my own room. -And I want a pony for Christmas. 244 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,556 He's a boy, he should be with the boys. 245 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,343 -No way, there's three of us in that room. -I'm a girl. 246 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,057 I'm gonna be a woman soon. 247 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,644 I need privacy to undergo the upcoming traumatic transformation. 248 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,025 -It's not that traumatic. -How would you know? 249 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,403 LIP: Video in 5th grade. -What we talking about? 250 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,189 -Moving Liam into our room. -No fucking way. 251 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,154 First daycare kid is here. My own room? 252 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,908 It's not gonna happen, Debs. Go, go. 253 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,081 ISIGHS] 254 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,458 Traumatic transformation? 255 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,170 Wow. Ethel, the garden looks great. 256 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,758 It's all in the compost. My red worms have been working overtime this year. 257 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,140 None of God's bounty ever needs go to waste. 258 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,052 We still on for today? 259 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:08,767 -Think it still runs? -Probably not, but you can fix anything. 260 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,401 Yep- 261 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,608 Hey, what are those huge, round, green things in the back? 262 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,240 -Tomatoes. -Oh. 263 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,739 -She's a keeper. KEVIN: Mm. 264 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,871 [SINGING] Every mountain 265 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:30,789 Climb every stream 266 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:35,631 Climb all the rainbows 267 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,343 Till you find your dream 268 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,553 ISIGHS] 269 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,935 Frank, Karen. Breakfast. 270 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,138 [MUSIC BOX PLAYING] 271 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,065 I moved it. 272 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,522 Hey. Good morning. 273 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,861 I can't find my watch. I have looked everywhere. 274 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,070 It's on your wrist. 275 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,239 [SCOFFS THEN CHUCKLES] 276 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,702 I had Mom move her rainy-day fund after what happened last time. 277 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,242 SHEILA: Karen, the omelets are ready. -I had nothing to do with that. 278 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,582 SHEILA: Hello? -I hid her ATM card too... 279 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,418 ...so don't even try taking that again. 280 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,929 [KIDS CHATTERING] 281 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,719 Her nose has been running, but I think it's the glue... 282 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,183 ...that Jeff's been using on the new kitchen linoleum. 283 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,814 [CRYINGI 284 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,898 Oh, and please, no gluten. 285 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,689 -Gluten? -Who knows? 286 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,574 Okay, there you go. There's Cinderella. 287 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,578 -You all set? -Yeah, playtime, one hour. 288 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,455 TV or Bambi, skip the dead—mom part. 289 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,163 Arts and crafts. Cheetos and carrot sticks. 290 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,079 Story time, nothing scary. Free play. Lunch. Nap. 291 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,043 Pool. Dr. Oz. Twinkies and milk. Parent pick-up. 292 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,710 Oh. Don't wake you unless there's blood or exposed bone. 293 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,795 Lots of blood. 294 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,967 Who's ready for TV, guys? 295 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,181 [ALL SHOUTING] 296 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,596 DEBBIE: Okay, let's watch. Come on. 297 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,202 MAN: That's a great idea. 298 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,294 It's about time. You see Kash last night? 299 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,835 -No. -He didn't come home again. 300 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,174 Had to open the shop by myself. 301 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,340 Homeless winos 10—deep at the door... 302 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:49,227 ...trying to trade stolen recycling for 40s and Mad Dog. 303 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,978 Pack of Marlboros. 304 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,355 How old are you, 8? Get the hell out of here. 305 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,141 You handle the store by yourself? 306 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,650 I gotta get upstairs. 307 00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,154 The twins are gonna be late for swim team at the mosque. 308 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:04,488 And no free breakfast, you come to work hungry, you pay like everybody else. 309 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,658 -Linda gone? -Mm-hm. 310 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,873 I've been waiting across the street for an hour. 311 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,539 -Mm. Late night? -What do you care? 312 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,174 LINDA [OVER INTERCOM]: Where the hell have you been? 313 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,051 Kash. I waited up until after midnight. 314 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,884 You know the doctor wants me in bed by-- 315 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,186 What are you looking at? Microwave me a burrito and stock the cooler. 316 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,472 Pack of Marlboros? 317 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,398 [KEVIN LAUGHS] 318 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,276 What? 319 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,575 -You try starting this since last summer? -No. 320 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,449 -How's the crop coming? -It's almost harvest time. 321 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,284 But I'm a bit worried, though. 322 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,825 There seems like there's more cops in the park. 323 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,460 -Yeah, I'm working on it. -Oh. 324 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,915 I'll go chase the rats out of the coolers. 325 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,549 Hey, guys. 326 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,714 [THUDDING] 327 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:05,924 [RATS SQUEAKING THEN KEVIN YELLS] 328 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,800 [MAN & WOMAN SING OVER TV] 329 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,763 TODDLER: I love it. 330 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,222 GIRL: What are you doing? 331 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,978 [DOOR OPENS] 332 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,393 [LIAM WHIMPERS] 333 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,150 DEBBIE: What are you doing? -Borrowing Liam. 334 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,028 FRANK: Where's that backpack thingy? -Borrowing him for what? 335 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:27,153 Gonna take him to the aquarium. 336 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,114 No, you're not. Costs too much. 337 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,533 Okay, then, the zoo. 338 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,825 -When are you bringing him back? -I'll bring him back when I'm damn ready. 339 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,870 I'm his father, we need time together. 340 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:45,002 -Should we wake Fiona? -See any exposed bone? 341 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:49,047 Stan's yelling again, so loud you can hear him through the floor. 342 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,012 Yesterday it was Nixon and Jimmy Carter. What's it today? 343 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:55,929 I turned the TV up after "fucking colored people." 344 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,939 He keeps going downhill, we're gonna have to call Becky. 345 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,600 -He has his good and bad days. -"Bad days"? 346 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,361 That what you call trying to take out the trash naked? 347 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,989 He forgot his pants, it happens, all right? 348 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,366 I know you love the old racist bastard... 349 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:12,404 ...but if it were my dad, I'd wanna know he was going south. 350 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,492 It's probably time to put him in a home. 351 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,203 KEVIN: I can't hear you. 352 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,671 No. No, I don't want to watch my language. 353 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,709 I been speaking this language for the last 50 goddamn years. 354 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,970 No, you listen to me, you fucking daughter of a chink-whore. 355 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,724 Hello? Goddamn it. Cunt. Cunt, cunt. 356 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:38,228 She hung up on me. The bitch didn't speak one word of English. 357 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,391 She's probably in the basement of some whorehouse in Calcutta. 358 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,356 -And would you believe this shit? -What shit? 359 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,114 It's my electric bill. 8700 bucks for electricity. 360 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,866 You know, I've been running this bar for 40 years... 361 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,869 ...and I never get a bill that was even close to a grand. 362 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:59,033 All I want is for them to send one of their taco-eating, wetback meter readers... 363 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,954 ...to come here and check out the fucking thing. 364 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,540 That's it. Get me my shotgun. 365 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,300 I'm gonna go down there, and blow the cunt's head off. 366 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,756 -Can I see it? The bill. -Yeah, yeah. 367 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,009 They must've made some mistake. 368 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,890 The only mistake they made was fucking with me. 369 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,599 Stan, would you please sit down? Sit before you blow another ventricle. 370 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,855 -Blow, blow. -I'm gonna take care of this. 371 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,017 Arizona's got the right idea, boy. 372 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,684 Take them down to the border... 373 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:29,822 ...and throw them over the goddamn fence. That's it. 374 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,164 Ian, cover the register. 375 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,196 [ENGINE SPUTTERS THEN STARTS] 376 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,922 We have a problem. We may need to sell some pot. 377 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,255 -Isn't that what we always do? -A lot of pot. 378 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,300 So Ethel's been helping out. 379 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,141 You know how she told you about that kick-ass worm shit... 380 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,681 -...she's been using on her tomatoes? -Yeah. 381 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,771 It works so good, we decided to use it on this year's crop. 382 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,732 You know how I usually grow a couple plants... 383 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,488 ...to get us through the summer? 384 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,745 LIP: Holy shit. -Exactly. 385 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:03,203 Wait, so, what's the problem? I forgot about the electric bill. 386 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:06,915 We need 9 grand or they're gonna shut the power off to the building. 387 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,496 Isn't it wonderful? 388 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:13,168 Mr. Kevin is gonna help all the old people who are going blind. 389 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,595 -This is all I got, man. -God bless you. 390 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,273 Jesus loves you. 391 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,481 Fuck you. 392 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,735 -Jesus-- Oh, shit. BABY: Where's my money? 393 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,073 FRAN K: Stop! 394 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,658 [HORN HONKS] 395 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,127 [BELL JINGLES] 396 00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:58,549 Back to work. 397 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,133 Your fly is down. 398 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,310 So how much you think you've got? 399 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,563 I don't know. Couple hundred pounds or so. 400 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,395 Gonna start drying what I can but that won't fetch... 401 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,560 ...more than a couple grand or so. 402 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,524 We could unload some of the plants. 403 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:17,531 -Yeah, how many would we have to sell? -Five maybe. 404 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,781 Six. 405 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:22,035 Lip, who the hell around here has two grand for a plant? 406 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,867 I may know a guy. 407 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,249 V's gonna kill me. She's gonna fucking kill me. 408 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:31,082 I promised her I wouldn't sell more than three or four this year. 409 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:34,415 Normally I throw a bunch of seeds around, see which looks best... 410 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,299 ...thin out the rest. 411 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,585 But this year, I couldn't. 412 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,427 They're all so beautiful. I just.... 413 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,887 I just couldn't do it. 414 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:51,148 -Where's my money? -That was a great last night. 415 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,355 -You were having fun. I was having fun. -Where's my money? 416 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,191 You were serious about that? 417 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,606 Get me the goddamn tin snips. 418 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,400 If I had won, I wouldn't expect you to pay me. 419 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,818 Take off his shoes. 420 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:08,207 What? It's a turn of phrase like, ''I bet it's gonna rain today." 421 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,538 BABY: Yeah, let me tell you something. 422 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,952 If I don't get my money... 423 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,338 ...|'m cutting toes off and cauterizing them. 424 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,965 —You've got my panhandling cash. -Sixty bucks, man? 425 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,422 I was only out there for 45 minutes. 426 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,224 We'll keep the kid. Yeah. As collateral. 427 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,478 Come back with my fucking money, you get the kid. 428 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,139 I'll bring you your money, you can't keep the kid. 429 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,400 You can't keep Liam. I'll get your money. We can work this out. 430 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:37,232 -We just did. -No, no, no. 431 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,942 Abso|ute|y—— You can't—— 432 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,365 Light it up. 433 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,072 Get him up. 434 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,326 Okay, okay, okay. 435 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,542 Keep Liam. 436 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,090 Get up out of here. 437 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,722 [LIAM WHIMPERS] 438 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,762 I'll be back, buddy, I promise you. 439 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,481 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 440 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,226 Excuse me, I gotta go. Hey. 441 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:21,773 Gaga, Adele, Rikki, J Lo, Nicki Minaj. Even threw in some old Maxwell. 442 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,942 My guaranteed, clitoris moistening, aphrodisiac music mix. 443 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,408 I hope so. All she ever wants to do is discuss The Lake Poets. 444 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:29,913 Who the fuck is Bruno Mars? 445 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,324 LIP: Maybe give up on 22-year-old grad students. 446 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,117 Start banging in your own decade. 447 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,038 Grad students is the reason I got into teaching. 448 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,707 -I'm too old to start over now. -Got my SIM board? 449 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,967 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Thank you. 450 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:45,345 Any interest in purchasing a 6-foot-tall pot plant? 451 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,006 -Chicks love old dudes with great weed. -How much? 452 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:49,550 -Couple grand. -Pricey. 453 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,218 It's primo stuff. 454 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,388 -What the hell is that anyway? -It's a cop Iocator. 455 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,056 Rigging up a GPS system... 456 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,521 ...that uses police frequencies for coordinates. 457 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,607 Shows me where all the cops are in a given area at any time. 458 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:04,649 -Is that even legal? -Trying to make sure our community... 459 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:08,159 ...is receiving its fair share of law enforcement resources? Why not? 460 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:11,163 -I got a lunch date. I gotta go. -With who, David Petraeus? 461 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,496 Heh. No. I landed a Department of Defense grant. 462 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,911 Micro-robotics surveillance drone prototypes. 463 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,795 Yeah, who knows if it'll work... 464 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:22,584 ...but it'll put some government-issued pork in my pocket. Listen... 465 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,300 ...why don't you help us? 466 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:28,714 I can probably wrangle you some AP engineering or physics credits. 467 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,553 You're gonna have to figure out... 468 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,343 ...how to blow up Afghan shepherds all on your own. 469 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,722 [KIDS CHATTERING] 470 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,439 What are you doing? 471 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,480 Making a little easy summer moola the Gallagher way. 472 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,444 -Where's Liam? -In the car. 473 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,155 -You don't have a car. -A friend's car. 474 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:53,072 -You crack a window? -Left the engine running, for the a.c. 475 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,663 You left a toddler in a running car in this neighborhood? 476 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,293 [MUMBLING] 477 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,584 That baby laxative? 478 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:06,377 This, my young progeny, is Dr. Frank's magic-money-making fun dust. 479 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:09,467 CARL: Oregano? -Fool's gold. 480 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,758 My "I've never seen it fail'' summer solstice ATM. 481 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,023 [ICE CREAM TRUCK PLAYING MUSIC] 482 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:26,488 LIP: Hey, maybe we can talk the electric company... 483 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,775 ...into taking a down payment, a payment-plan kind of deal. 484 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,784 Oh, watch. Customers. 485 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,535 -What's going on? BOY 1: Can I get... 486 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:39,748 ...Waterme|on Bob-Pop, Bubblegum snow cone and a Chocolate Crunch. 487 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:43,960 -You still selling Ioosies? -Yeah, Marlboro Lights. Buck apiece. 488 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,584 -What can I get you? BOY 2: Lemon-lime Shot... 489 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,220 -...Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar, Mo|son's. -Mo|son's? 490 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,597 We sell American beer here to children of age. 491 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,724 Come back for a Bud Light when you're 16. 492 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:59,104 BOY 3: Two frozen Snickers, a bag of Beer Nuts and a couple ofjoints. 493 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,853 You 14? Got ID? 494 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:06,232 -What's your birthday? -June 3rd, 1997. 495 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,896 Okay- 496 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,116 There you go. Hey. 497 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,199 -Taking little league book like last year? -What do you want? 498 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,365 -Marlins. -U10 or U12? 499 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,827 JOHNNY: U10 for 15. 500 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,210 You're not worried about Ratkovich? Kid 72 threw pitches yesterday. 501 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,712 -No, he's Dominican. -Right. 502 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,498 KEVIN: Hey, Lip, anything on this radar? 503 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:30,589 Nope, closest unit is a foot patrol over by the play structure. 504 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,675 Sorry I'm late. Slept through my alarm. 505 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,549 Yeah, I came by last night, waited for a while. 506 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,763 Well, I didn't get in until 4 a.m. 507 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,475 -New QUY7 __jody. 508 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,141 He's nice. I don't know, we got to talking about music yesterday. 509 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,685 He showed me a bunch of bands I've never heard of. 510 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:49,900 -My favorite was called Guns N‘ Roses. -Guns N‘ Roses? 511 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,485 How old is Jody? 512 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,275 Thirty—seven, I think. 513 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,781 You know, he laid out a blanket in the park... 514 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:59,414 ...and we listened to his iPod and fell asleep in each others‘ arms. 515 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,620 -Wow. Sex any good? -Heh. 516 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:04,832 No sex. It's a part of this whole Sex Addicts Anonymous thing. 517 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,419 Right, but you're a teenager. I mean, all teenagers are sex addicts. 518 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,959 Heh. Yeah, but I've been having sex since I was 11. 519 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,926 Jody and I don't want the physical to complicate things for us. 520 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:19,013 Yeah, but we can still get complicated, right? 521 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,099 Sure, I guess. 522 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,684 [ALARM BEEPING] 523 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,185 LIP: Oh, shit. 524 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,147 Foot patrol, 9 o'clock, 200 yards and closing. 525 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,401 [TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS] 526 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:33,106 You never heard of Guns N‘ Roses? "Welcome to the Jungle"? 527 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,070 MAN: Next. WOMAN: Can I have one, please? 528 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,785 -Hey, kid. -Not a fucking chance, Frank. 529 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,701 Still owe you a beating from last year. 530 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:46,540 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 531 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:51,208 Ladies, hey. 532 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,593 Hey, anybody interested in a little primo bud? 533 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:57,301 Maybe a little snow for this hot summer scorcher? 534 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:01,976 -Oh, shit. -Hey, hey! 535 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,774 Hey, guys. What you looking for? 536 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,111 Grass, yeah. What kind of money do you want to spend on it? 537 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:12,441 MAN: Hey! FRANK: Oh, shit. 538 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,107 -Get off our corner. FRANK: What the fuck? 539 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,248 Fiona? Fiona? 540 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,041 Oh! Heh. 541 00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,081 -Parent pick-up time. -Um.... 542 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,842 Thanks, Debs. You have any trouble today? 543 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,219 Little Charlie had a major diaper malfunction. 544 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,845 Ellie ate a bunch of carpet. 545 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,756 Normal, normal. 546 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,347 Oh, and Frank took Liam. 547 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:46,059 -What? -Said he was taking him to the zoo. 548 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:51,852 ISIGHS] 549 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:57,024 [5 ALARM MUSIC L|BRARY'S "DRINKING TIME" PLAYING INSIDE] 550 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,829 -Hugo, how's it going? -Go away, Frank. 551 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,965 -Is Mr. Todd here today? -I said out. 552 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,171 -I'm in trouble. -You're always in trouble. 553 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,836 Come on, Hugo. You know me. 554 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,505 I wouldn't be here unless I was desperate. 555 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:23,926 It's my kid. I need money. 556 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,844 Which kid? 557 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,228 Liam. 558 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,189 -The mulatto? -Yes. 559 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,227 -No bullshit this time? -No bullshit. 560 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,277 [CHATTERING] 561 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,246 [TOILET FLUSHING] 562 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:07,764 [BELT BUCKLE CLINKS] 563 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,270 [UNZIPS] 564 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,107 [TOILET FLUSHING] 565 00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:20,653 Hey, Frank, hold on. 566 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,113 You got more takers. 567 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,209 Liam and Frank aren't at Sheila's. 568 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,718 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 569 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,004 Knock, knock. 570 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,423 -Hey, Debs. -Hi, Jasmine. 571 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:46,341 Want me to start calling around? 572 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:49,477 No, I'll swing by The Alibi before work, see what he's up to. 573 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,060 -What who's up to? -Frank took Liam. 574 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,064 Probably has him out panhandling again. 575 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,146 JASMINE: David has a friend coming from New York. 576 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,562 I thought maybe I could hook you two up. 577 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:01,777 -Who's David? -Bye, Debbie. 578 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,119 -Fnend? -Yeah. 579 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,872 I met him. Forties, handsome. 580 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,624 He's your type too. 581 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,331 Oh, yeah. What's my type? 582 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,166 Cute and easily manipulated. 583 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,790 You take money from David? 584 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,882 You mean am I turning tricks? 585 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:24,012 No, he takes me out, he buys me nice things sometimes. 586 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,174 That's what rich people like to do, they like to spend money. 587 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:30,185 Rich guys like a pretty girl on their arm. 588 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:33,563 So why not let them spoil us? 589 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,278 [DOOR CLOSES] 590 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:45,779 [BELL JINGLES] 591 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,948 Done at 5. Cool if I split? 592 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,877 Kash, I'm off. Can I go? 593 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,084 [KASH SOBBING] 594 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,709 You Okay? 595 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,515 I can't do this anymore, live this lie. 596 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:14,681 Linda, our marriage, this life of a lie. 597 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,563 What am I gonna do? 598 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,731 [SOBBING] 599 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,451 VERONICA: Frank wasn't at The Alibi? -No. 600 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,620 Sheila hasn't seen him. 601 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:35,954 He won't keep Liam long. 602 00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:40,042 A toddler will interfere with getting hammered and passing out before 11. 603 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,215 How was last night with Jasmine and Grandpa? 604 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,593 Guess they've been together for years. 605 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:49,177 He's married, she's married. Seems like it works out for everybody. 606 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,558 Yeah? You think it works out for his wife and her husband? 607 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:56,596 Hey, like clockwork. How serious are you about this one? 608 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,731 -Not very. -Good, because he's a rebound. 609 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:01,314 -He even looks like Steve. -No, he doesn't. 610 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:02,694 H9)’- 611 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:07,691 Mm. I got my running shoes in the car and I want a rematch. 612 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,406 -Rematch? -We raced on the beach last night. 613 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,536 -She smoked my ass. -Wasn't that bad. 614 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,743 She annihilated me. It wasn't a fair fight. 615 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,909 -She was a track star. -You ran track? 616 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,919 Distance runner, 1600. Broke some kind of state record. 617 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,751 -No shit. What record did you break? -I didn't break it. 618 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:26,464 -Coach thought I might be able to. -What's the time you were gonna break? 619 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,425 -It wasn't a big deal. -Come on, what was the time? 620 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,890 Coach thought I might be able to break 5 minutes 25. 621 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,926 Who knows? It was a long time ago. 622 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:40,603 I bet you could break it now. We'll find a track and we'll get a stopwatch. 623 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,066 -Sure. -Yeah? 624 00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,728 I got a table. 625 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:51,026 LIP: Yo. -Hey. 626 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,824 -Get the truck running? -Yup. 627 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,161 We are back in the ice cream business. 628 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,542 -How was work? -Weird. 629 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,043 Don't ask. 630 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:03,834 LIP: Hey, don't jerk off in there. 631 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,837 [SHOWER RUNNING] 632 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,471 -What the hell is this? -Fuck, Lip. 633 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:16,930 It's an admissions packet. 634 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,141 -For West Point? -Going through my stuff? 635 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,896 You just graduated 10th grade. 636 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,023 I wanted to see what it takes to get in. 637 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,479 To West Point? 638 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,895 You're kidding. You're serious about this shit? 639 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:29,485 I was in ROTC for two years. What do you think? 640 00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:32,776 I thought it was some kind of stupid fucked-up adolescent phase. 641 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:36,913 I mean, you really wanna get your ass shot off in some ‘stan somewhere? 642 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:40,792 -‘Stan? -Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan. 643 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,918 I guess I'm a patriot. 644 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,670 Fuck. 645 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,462 Don't worry, it was really discouraging. 646 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:56,553 I'd need like a four-point-two GPA, a massive SAT score... 647 00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:00,266 ...and a recommendation from the president or some shit. 648 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,397 Only thing I know I can pass is the fitness test. 649 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:07,686 So, what, the Army requires straight A's now to get your leg blown off in Kabul? 650 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,025 You really want this shit? 651 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,281 Yes. 652 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:23,535 All right, then fuck it. 653 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,920 -Let's make this shit happen. -Yeah? 654 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,207 Hell yeah. President's a local boy, I can tutor you. 655 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,000 You're a shoo-in. 656 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,716 Still think it's fucking stupid. 657 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,176 Get off. Get out of here. You better run. 658 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,191 What the fuck? 659 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:05,201 Uhn. I know, baby, I know. I got carried away. 660 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:08,838 -Now what? What do you wanna do? -Can't sell it. Gotta get rid of it. 661 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,750 This isn't "pulled over with a joint in an ashtray“ pot. 662 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:15,341 This is "Mexican cartel, 60 years in the federal s|ammer" pot. 663 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:17,346 -Wait, what? Destroy it? -Kevin. 664 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:20,099 There's a couple tons of weed down here and I'm black. 665 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,682 -What about the electric bill? -Figure something out, dip into savings. 666 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:26,017 But this shit's gotta be mulch by tomorrow. 667 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,400 To-fucking-morrow. 668 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,314 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS OVER TV] 669 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,524 [DOOR OPENS] 670 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:35,611 Frank? Frank, where have you been? 671 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:38,527 I've been worried sick. You didn't come home for dinner. 672 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:42,869 I have done everything I can think of and I still didn't make enough money today. 673 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,706 Well, I have $80 in my purse. 674 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,620 No, that‘s—- 675 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:53,212 That's not-- Well, sure. 676 00:41:56,556 --> 00:42:00,469 I think I might have really screwed up this time. 677 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:06,763 MAN [OVER TV]: Been exciting to see these Iions.... 678 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:10,058 BABY: You like lions? I like them too. Yeah, you cutie. 679 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,477 [LIAM BABBLING] 680 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:14,111 [GROWLING] 681 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,033 -Debbie? -No Liam. 682 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,990 Frank didn't bring him back? 683 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:30,037 [BANGING ON DOOR] 684 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,290 -Where the hell is he? -Oh! 685 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,043 -Children. -Frank! 686 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,836 SHEILA: Frank! FIONA: Frank! 687 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:42,639 Where's Liam? 688 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:45,009 [FRANK MOANS] 689 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:48,892 IYAWNS] 690 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,603 H9)’- 691 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:55,153 Where is Liam? 692 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:58,315 He's at his first sleepover. 693 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:02,406 -He's 2! -They sleep a lot at that age. 694 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,407 FIONA: Which way? 695 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:18,338 [LIGHT BUZZING] 696 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,095 This one? 697 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,229 Who the fuck are you? 698 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:33,190 We want Liam back. 699 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,397 Liam stays. He's collateral. 700 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:39,022 Then you better start shooting. 701 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:46,237 -Hey, good to see you again. -Shut the fuck up. 702 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,911 -How much is that? -Don't know, but we're good for it. 703 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,421 Gallaghers pay their debts. 704 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,923 Now, where the hell is our brother? 705 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,677 Okay, home sweet home. 706 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,342 -Good night. LIP: Good night. Love you. 707 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,385 CARL: Love you, Liam. IAN: Good night, Liam. 708 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,272 I'm sorry, Fiona. 709 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,152 It's not your fault. 710 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,483 Get some sleep, okay? 711 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:35,540 I didn't mean for that to-- It was a joke, you know? 712 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:39,378 I was in the bar. I made this stupid—— 713 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,136 I tried to make enough that I-- 714 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:20,164 [BELL JINGLES] 715 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,886 KASH: Ian. -Yeah, yeah. 716 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:39,059 So, Freddie, what you got today, aluminum or glass? 717 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:41,728 LINDA: Ian, tell Kash to get his ass up here. I need him. 718 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:43,771 Now, Ian. 719 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:49,034 -Don't worry about it. -Ah. Thank you. 720 00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:57,125 Hey, Kash, Linda's looking for you. 721 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,871 Kash? 722 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:07,003 Can you do me a favor, Ian? 723 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,137 Can you give me a bit of a head start? 724 00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:12,846 -You're leaving? -Linda's got preeclampsia. 725 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,978 The OB wants her in bed for the rest of her pregnancy. 726 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,979 I can't do it. 727 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:22,519 An hour? Two? Please? 728 00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:26,314 What do I tell your kids? 729 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,416 Been to bed yet? 730 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:45,048 You're not gonna believe the night I had. 731 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,880 Kids up yet? 732 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,469 Think I may need some field hands. 733 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,216 FIONA: We handed over all the cash we made so far this summer. 734 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:57,979 We still owe 6 grand. That's money we count on to get through the winter. 735 00:46:58,149 --> 00:46:59,730 What was it, some kind of bet? 736 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,856 Oh, 10 grand. You believe that? 737 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,519 We'll be lucky to bank enough to get us to Christmas. 738 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:08,030 Can we save some for the ice cream truck, keep it stocked all summer? 739 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,316 VERONICA: How much is that? -One bag should do it. 740 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,951 But less than an ounce on the truck at one time. 741 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,157 LIP: Yeah, yeah, yeah. VERONICA: All right. 742 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:15,447 [WHIMPERS] 743 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,912 Sure, take a bag. It's the least we can do to thank you for your hard work. 744 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:22,795 No, no, not you, Johnny Appleseed. 745 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,716 [GROUP CHATTERING] 746 00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:34,473 VERONICA: Okay, all right, be careful. 747 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,513 Careful, careful. And don't fight. 748 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:40,388 Hold it, don't put it-- Babe, you got it? 749 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,102 -All right. FIONA: That's great. 750 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:45,439 CARL: There you go. All right. FIONA: All right. 751 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,275 That it? So they don't fall. 752 00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:50,485 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 753 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,694 -Hey. -Thank you. 754 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,453 DEBBIE: Bye, Veronica. VERONICA: Bye, baby. I'll see you later, okay? 755 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,160 -All right, so now what? -To the dump, I guess. 756 00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,040 Seems like such a waste. 757 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,827 You got any better ideas? 758 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:15,798 JODY: You looking for Karen? -Yeah, I am. 759 00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,343 She went to the store. 760 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:20,560 -You Lip? -Mm-hm. 761 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:23,389 JodY- 762 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:28,811 Nice shirt. 763 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:38,701 BABY: Later we gotta go over there. MAN: Fuck, it's hot. 764 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:41,115 BABY: Ahem: -Damn. 765 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:45,331 That should about do it. 766 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,588 Shit. 767 00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:01,181 Well, good afternoon, sleepy head. 768 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:04,392 -Where's breakfast? -Oh, it's way too late for breakfast. 769 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,978 You even missed lunch. 770 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:10,486 I'm not a short-order cook, sweetie. 771 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:14,824 Well, I'm off for my walk. 772 00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:17,576 Hundred and eight steps today is the goal. 773 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,783 I might even make it to the mailbox. 774 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:26,456 There's Lucky Charms in the pantry and milk in the fridge. 775 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,667 Okay. We- 776 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,799 [ETHEL HUMMING] 777 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:44,311 Great looking tomatoes. Heirlooms? 778 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,807 ETHEL: Yes, Cherokee purples. TONY: Hope I can talk you out of a couple... 779 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,600 -...when they're ripe. ETHEL: Of course. 780 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:53,111 It's all in the compost. I can give you some worms to get you started. 781 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:56,319 -That'd be great. I should start a garden. ETHEL: You should. 782 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:58,450 I'll go change, grab a shovel. 783 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,570 Hey, Tony. 784 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,677 Five minutes, twenty-three seconds? 785 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,509 -Happy with anything under six. -Okay. 786 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,223 On your mark... 787 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,350 ...get set... 788 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,610 “~Qo[ 789 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:30,660 [GROANS] 790 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:46,554 [ALL CHEERING] 791 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:48,056 VERONICA: All right! 792 00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:14,540 [COUGHS] 793 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,837 [English - US - SDH]