1
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For those of you who were solving
worid peace or doing brain surgery...



2
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...or whatever you were doing, this is
what happened last week on Shameless.



3
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Did you tell her, Jimmy? Family, dropped
out of med school. different name?



4
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-I remember you from the neighborhood.
—I like you, Fiona. You're dirty.



5
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—You‘re gonna work for me?
-I am?



6
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IAN: Where‘d you get the car’?
-From Steve.



7
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TONY:
What does she see in him?



8
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We'll find you another skanky girl.
Guess what car got reported stolen.



9
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Steve may not be the guy you think.



10
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FIONA: I think he suspects something.
—No, he's just jealous. l'm careful.



11
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Second place sucks, huh?



12
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You bring me in,
you risk Fiona hating you forever.



13
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-Up to you. Turn yourself in.
-What's the second choice?



14
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Walk away. Leave everything behind.



15
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This is off—duty officer
reporting a stolen vehicle.



16
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-Well, Steve....
—My brothers were just arrested.



17
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Aah! Fuck! Aah!



18
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-My daddy and I went to a purity ball.
-Show up, confess your transgressions.



19
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-When I did--
—You whore!



20
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I'm just glad that my dad's not around
anymore to call me a whore!



21
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-But you have been kind of a whore.
-Get the fuck out of my house!



22
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What do you think now, Daddy?
Am I still a whore?



23
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Unh. Mother——



24
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[SNORING]



25
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ISIGHS]



26
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[SCREAMS]



27
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[GRUNTS]



28
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No lattes or anything, but they
did have hot chocolate for Debbie.



29
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Thanks. And thanks for driving,
but you don't have to stay.



30
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JASMINE:
Ah, it's cool. I'll hang for a bit.



31
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-Tony. Did you see them?
—They're still in back.



32
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-When can I see them?
—If Lip‘s not charged as an adult...



33
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-...you can see them in court tomorrow.
-Charged as an adult?



34
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He's 17. They may charge him
with felony grand theft auto.



35
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No way Lip would steal a car,
he's too smart, and Ian doesn't even drive.



36
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TONY: If they didn't steal it—-
-They didn't!



37
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They have to tell the detectives who
gave them the car and agree to testify.



38
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If they don't give up a name,
Lip could do five years.



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IAN:
I get convicted, I can't enlist.



40
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LIP: What?
-In the Marines.



41
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Good. I was planning on
knee-capping you in your sleep...



42
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...to keep you out of Kandahar anyway.



43
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[IAN CHUCKLES]



44
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I was hoping for Korengal.



45
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Isn't that where Todd |ggu|den's brother
lost a foot?



46
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Got him the Silver Star.



47
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Yeah.



48
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And a handicapped placard to hang
from the mirror of his mom's Civic.



49
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BERNERO:
Phillip Gallagher.



50
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No relation to our favorite
overnight guest, Frank, I hope.



51
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—Son.
BERNERO: You're Frank's kid.



52
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And this is your first felony bust?



53
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Getting a late start for a Gallagher,
aren't you?



54
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-Slow study, I guess.
BERNERO: Hmm.



55
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And Ian.



56
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—Another Frank progeny?
-Afraid so.



57
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You always let your brother
speak for you?



58
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He's mute.



59
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lcan talk.



60
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So, what? You two geniuses
stole a Porsche Cayenne, and what...



61
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...decided to go on a little
late-night White Castle run?



62
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Come on, Ian.



63
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You do not wanna do time.



64
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Not with that face.



65
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I stole the car.



66
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Ian didn't know anything about it,



67
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FRANK:
Set them up, Mr. Barkeep.



68
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Just said ''last call," Frank.



69
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FRANK:
So there's still time.



70
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All right, one.



71
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FRANK: Rot-gut,
cheapest stuff you got in the house.



72
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So, uh, Kev, just out of curiosity...



73
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...you happen to know
the age of consent in Illinois?



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[LINE RINGING]



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FIONA:
Come on. Come on. Pick up. Pick up.



76
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STEVE [ON MACHINE]:
It's me. Leave a message.



77
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Steve, Lip and Ian have just been arrested
driving a stolen car.



78
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Did they get it from you?



79
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Did they?



80
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Where the fuck are you?



81
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What happened to you?



82
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Ahem. Pick-up hockey game.



83
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What were you, the puck?
Hey, where's my Cayenne?



84
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-Beeler called. Said you never showed.
-It should have been there by now.



85
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You were supposed
to be delivering it yourself.



86
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Yeah. I was out looking
for that 911 you wanted.



87
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I wanted the Cayenne.



88
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Beeler needs it in the container
before the ship leaves.



89
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STEVE:
Yeah. Don't worry about it.



90
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[SNlFFS]



91
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[DIALING]



92
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[LINE RINGING]



93
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Come on. Come on. Come on.



94
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]



95
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It's almost 1. I gotta get going before Hal
decides I'm having another affair.



96
00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,922
Let me drive you home.
You can get some sleep.



97
00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,374
And then come back
first thing in the morning.



98
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Thanks. I'm gonna stay.



99
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You want me to take Debbie?
She could sleep at our house tonight.



100
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I wanna stay with Fiona.



101
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Thanks for driving.



102
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I'll give you a call tomorrow,
make sure everything's okay.



103
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[GRUNTS]



104
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I saw you from the window.



105
00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,691
Are you cold?



106
00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,560
Yeah.



107
00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,730
[GRUNTING]



108
00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,608
Aw.



109
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You're out of the house again.



110
00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,911
Yeah. Every day, a few more steps.



111
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I'm up to 13.



112
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Yeah.



113
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Come on, sweet man.



114
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Let's get you a nice, warm bath.



115
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Jail? Why didn't you call me?



116
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-Jasmine was there.
—Who?



117
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FIONA:
One of the moms from Deb's school.



118
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She was there when the cops called.
Gave us a ride.



119
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VERONICA: You were there all night?
-Till they moved them downtown.



120
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What about a lawyer?



121
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Gave them a public defender
for their first court appearance.



122
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Fuck that. We need a real one,
not some just-out-of—law-schoo|...



123
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...libera| do-gooder
with a 2000—ghetto-kid caseload.



124
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She's right.
My husband's public defender...



125
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...never met Clyde
before the arraignment...



126
00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:05,792
...then suggested he plead guilty
to child molestation and sexual abuse.



127
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,547
What about Dickie Day?
He helped Marty with that arson thing.



128
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:12,798
Marty got six years.



129
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,585
Well, Tony says the judge
might just release Ian to me.



130
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,380
-I mean, he doesn't have priors.
-But what about Lip?



131
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,217
They might charge him as an adult.
He's had scrapes with the cops.



132
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Truancy, shoplifting,
drinking and that fight...



133
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...where he fractured
Cam Matlock's cheekbone.



134
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,436
But no felonies, though.



135
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,768
Stolen Porsche, you said?



136
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Mm.



137
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VERONICA:
Still no Steve?



138
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,249
Steve?



139
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,464
Steve!



140
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,689
Shit, Steve.



141
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,650
-Yeah.
-Uh, a couple of kids were brought in.



142
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:20,943
-Gallagher’? And has bail been set yet?
SERGEANT: Turk, take 12-36, man.



143
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,113
Jackson backed 12-17
into a hydrant on Halsted last night.



144
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,450
Trashed the back end. Ha, ha.



145
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,537
All right. Uh, it's Gallagher.



146
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,578
It's Phillip and Ian.



147
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[KEYBOARD CLICKING]



148
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,293
SERGEANT:
No bail. Haven't been arraigned yet.



149
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,757
Probably make it into court
today or tomorrow.



150
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:41,967
Thank you.



151
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,009
SHEILA:
I'm worried about her, Frank.



152
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,928
After everything she's been through
with her father.



153
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,143
The humiliation and rejection.



154
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:56,402
I'm just so worried that she's
gonna make some terrible mistake...



155
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,235
...that she regrets the rest of her life.



156
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,862
Hi, sweetie. How did you sleep?



157
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,906
Karen, sweetie, do you wanna
have some breakfast?



158
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,416
Don't go to the basement yet.
Come and sit with us.



159
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,918
[DOOR SLAMS]



160
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:25,340
-More cookies to sell?
-Is Jimmy here?



161
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,758
LISHMAN:
No.



162
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,473
He's back in school in Michigan.



163
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,183
No.



164
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,564
He's living 96 blocks away
on the South Side...



165
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:37,728
...dating my sister, stealing cars,
and going by the name of Steve.



166
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,652
[DOOR OPENS]



167
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,113
Look, there's no easy way to say this...



168
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,497
...but we have to stop.



169
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,874
|['s my boy.



170
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,787
Lip. I'm sorry. I can't do it to him.



171
00:11:55,965 --> 00:12:00,959
You and me. I mean, it was amazing.
Earth-shattering.



172
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:05,221
The woI1d turned on its axis
and all of that.



173
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,848
It was for me too.



174
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:13,555
And you, so young and sexy
and taut and tight.



175
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,269
And—- But I'm—-



176
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,435
I'll still be there for you, of course.



177
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:24,153
If you need help with your homework
or you need me to teach you how to drive...



178
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,069
...or the toilet needs plunging.



179
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:33,038
You know, normal things between a man
and his girlfriend's daughter.



180
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,917
But you and me....



181
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,663
A man has to be able
to look his son in the eye.



182
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:45,546
A man has to have the courage
to fight the things in his nature that»-



183
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:50,763
You understand, his passions,
his needs and desires.



184
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,807
Well, okay. There. I've said it.



185
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,473
You go back to Lip.
I'll go back to your mother.



186
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,524
Yes? Okay?



187
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,481
Good. Good.



188
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,111
Here. Here.



189
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,068
Get yourself something nice.



190
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,751
What the hell is that?



191
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,214
Your Cayenne.



192
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,721
ERICSON: It's supposed to be black.
-Paint it.



193
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,549
ISIGHS]



194
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,593
-What?
-I need my end.



195
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,684
-No. You get it when I get it.
-No. I need it now.



196
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:41,147
-Yeah-- All right, I got a job.
—Not interested.



197
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:45,690
Bring me two Lexuses.
Black if possible, 450-LSs.



198
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,653
But there's only 3 grand in here.



199
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,239
Bring me the 450s.
I'll give you 10 next week.



200
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,870
I'm not gonna be here next week,
not gonna be here tomorrow.



201
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,750
All right. Come back tonight.
I'll give you the 10 grand.



202
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,581
-What?
—Hold on to my money.



203
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,213
I'll be back for it.



204
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,131
TONY: Detective.
-Yeah.



205
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,593
Case landed on your desk last night.
Gallagher, Phillip and Ian?



206
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:11,882
BERNERO:
Yeah.



207
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,847
What's it going to take to let them walk?



208
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,768
Markovich, is it?



209
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,306
You related somehow?



210
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,349
They're from my neighborhood.
Good kids.



211
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,313
Lip is bright, doing great at school.



212
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,275
Ian is in ROTC,
wants to join the Marines.



213
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,441
They wouldn't have been in that car
if they knew it was stolen.



214
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,156
BERNERO: So, uh, you just know them
from around the neighborhood, is that it?



215
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,160
-I'm pretty close to their sister.
BERNERO: Oh.



216
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,872
They get off,
I promise I'll kick their asses...



217
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,503
...up and down the block.



218
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:46,712
Well, they gotta tell me
who gave them that car.



219
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,968
They won't snitch and you know it.



220
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,629
BERNERO:
Then they're doing time.



221
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,391
TONY:
Bears tickets.



222
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,147
Forty—five yard line.
Twenty-three rows up.



223
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,229
You pick the game.



224
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,356
Two games.



225
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,941
[SNIFFSI



226
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,533
All eight games next season.



227
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,945
Fine.



228
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,661
Preseason and playoffs.



229
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,801


230
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,679
VERONICA:
Hey.



231
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,598
FIONA: Unh, unh, unh.
-Oh, fuck—- Come on.



232
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,691
KEVIN:
Ah.



233
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,240
-You guys popped your cherry.
IAN: Yeah.



234
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,154
KEVIN:
Hey, you guys see my dad in there?



235
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,324
[ALL LAUGHING]



236
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,038
They give you a cavity search?



237
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,628
No, we weren't there long enough.
It was probably on the menu.



238
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,793
KAREN [ON MACHINE]:
It's Karen. Leave a message.



239
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:16,635
Hey. Karen, it's me. Uh, call me back
when you get this message, all right?



240
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,765
See anybody get shanked?



241
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,552
We were cuffed to a bench in a hallway
most of the night, Carl.



242
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,016
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]



243
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,980
Clean towels. You both need showers.
You're rank.



244
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,769
I'll go first.



245
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,735
They take your belts and shoelaces
so you wouldn't hang yourselves?



246
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,571
Carl, go help Veronica with dinner.



247
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,533
-I helped with breakfast.
-You pulled out a cereal bowl. Go.



248
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,751
So?



249
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,926
Sorry, Fiona.



250
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,212
It was stupid.



251
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,722
Could have ended up in prison.



252
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,725
Where‘d you get the stolen car?



253
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,734
Lip‘s not here, okay? I'm asking you.



254
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,651
Was it from Steve?



255
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,788
Hey, Fiona?



256
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,789
I'm gay.



257
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:32,961
I know.



258
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,220
Well, I should have told you
a long time ago.



259
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,635
I don't know why I didn't.



260
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,605
You're still on my shit list.



261
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,066
[DOOR CLOSES]



262
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,107
FRANK:
Mind over matter.



263
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,363
That's the trick in matters of the flesh.



264
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,615
It's all about willpower.



265
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,366
Some people have it, some don't.



266
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,779
Me? I got it in spades. Ah.



267
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,873
Lip and Ian were released.



268
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,209
Released from what?



269
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,290
Jail.



270
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,706
FRANK:
Hmm. About time too.



271
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,421
You must struggle
with temptation, Kevin.



272
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,632
Nubile, young temptress
traipsing around your house.



273
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,515
In and out of the bathroom
in her dainty little undies.



274
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,391
Are you talking about Ethel?



275
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,098
FRANK:
What is she, 13?



276
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,888
Fourteen?



277
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,272
They know.



278
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,398
They pretend they don't, but they do.



279
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,438
Hannah Montana?



280
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,854
Those over-sexed kids on Glee?



281
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,490
Think they're selling good, wholesome,
al|—American fun?



282
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,071
Hell, no.



283
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,078
Flesh and underage temptation.



284
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,615
You can look, but oh, no, don't touch.



285
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,079
Fuck off, Frank.



286
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,789
We see firm, young bodies...



287
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:36,296
...every synapse
in our cerebellum screams:



288
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,584
"Procreate! impregnate!"



289
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,423
It's not our fault.



290
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:46,261
We're driven by the deep,
invaluable, evolutionary need...



291
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,847
...to perpetuate the species.



292
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,886
TOMMY:
My brother Bennie's girl?



293
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,305
Fifteen.



294
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,644
Running around his house
in short shorts...



295
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,310
...|ace bra, underwear hanging out.



296
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:01,026
I banged Filipino hookers in the Navy
looked more innocent than my niece.



297
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,067
All right. You two sick fucks are cutoff.



298
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,907
Willpower, my friend.



299
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,117
Willpower.



300
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:15,708
We are warriors battling against
the dark forces of our primal nature.



301
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:20,875
Knights taking up arms against
our animalistic impulses...



302
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,759
...in a debauched culture.



303
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,093
Doing battle every day, gentlemen.



304
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,680
Every single day.



305
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,893
Season tickets?



306
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,773
Just for the year.



307
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,775
ARTIE:
Playoffs too?



308
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,777
Jesus, this Fiona better be
the best pussy you've ever had.



309
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,738
She's the only pussy I've ever had.



310
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,991
ARTIE:
Check out this idiot.



311
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,300
Are you stupid
orjust hard of hearing?



312
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,836
STEVE:
Ian and Lip are in jail.



313
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,379
I told you to leave town.



314
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,889
They were driving a car that I stole.



315
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,924
-Yeah. Yeah, I know.
-They told you?



316
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,515
No. Of course not. They're South Side.



317
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,054
You gotta get them off.



318
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,347
Yeah? And why's that?



319
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,061
Because they're innocent.



320
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,352
They didn't know
they were driving a stolen car?



321
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,783
I'll give you the house.



322
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,489
What?



323
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,030
The house that I bought besides Fiona's.



324
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,040
I'll give you the title. It's paid for.
You get the charges dropped, it's yours.



325
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,873
-You paid for a house in cash?
-It's a shitty neighborhood.



326
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,587
How many cars have you stolen?



327
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,423
Do we have a deal or not?



328
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,131
Nothing else has changed. You're gone.



329
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:54,097
You don't see her, don't call,
don't write. Disappear.



330
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,308
I'm gone tonight.



331
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,149
What the hell was that?



332
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,698
I think I might have just found a way
to move out of my mom's basement.



333
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,533
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVS]



334
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,036
-Good job. Good job.
VERONICA: Hey. Where is everyone?



335
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,294
Kitchen!



336
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,582
Chopped up some leftover chuck
for Bolognese ragu.



337
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,716
I hope everybody is good and hungry.



338
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,423
-Hey.
FIONA: Yeah. Carl, set the table.



339
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,758
Hi. I'm Jasmine.



340
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,675
Oh, sorry. Jasmine, this is Veronica.
V lives next door.



341
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,218
Hiya, V.



342
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,557
Those are great boots. Macy's?



343
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,846
Famous Footwear.



344
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,980
Oh, wow, I gotta check that place out.



345
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:45,815
Pour yourself some bubbly, V.
We are celebrating the boys‘ big breakout.



346
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,481
FIONA: Silverware, plates, now.
—I brought some Chianti.



347
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,695
Oh, great.



348
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,235
Well, we're making stir-fry.



349
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,698
Hey, try this.



350
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,488
-Is it ready?
FIONA: Mm.



351
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,282
-Mm. Perfect.
-Good? All right. Do you wanna try it?



352
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,575
-Uh, no.
-Okay.



353
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,334
What do you got there, V?
What's in here?



354
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,167
I, uh.... I made some pasta sauce.



355
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:08,300
Oh. Good, good. With teenage boys
in the house, you can never have enough.



356
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,628
CARL: You figured out
what you're gonna do to them yet?



357
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,593
FIONA: Huh?
—Punishment. Ground them for a year?



358
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,598
Nothing. I'm not their mother.



359
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,143
I can steal a car
and nothing will happen to me?



360
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,896
You steal a car,
and I'll smother you in your sleep.



361
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,682
-I need to talk to you.
-Can it wait, Debs?



362
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,020
I'll stick to my red.



363
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,406
JASMINE: Okay. Debbie.
-It's okay.



364
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:36,662
To Chicago jurisprudence
and adolescent misadventure.



365
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,948
-Cheers.
-Cheers.



366
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,912
FIONA: Where you going?
-Karen's.



367
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,789
-Dinners almost ready.
LIP: Not hungry.



368
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,499
Hello.



369
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,171
g



370
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,008
-The jailbird?
-Yeah. One of them.



371
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,885
He's cute.



372
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:56,800
Hey, so we can definitely use some help
at the office with tax season coming up.



373
00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,390
You want that job, come by tomorrow.
I'll be in the office all day.



374
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,226
FIONA: Thanks.
-A job?



375
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,145
Yeah, guess so.



376
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,812
Karen?



377
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,277
Hey, Karen, you down here?



378
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,528
Hey, you okay?



379
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:23,702
I left you a couple messages,
but you, uh, didn't call me back, so....



380
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,338
You doing all right?



381
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,392
I'm sorry for what I said.



382
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,892
I was being a fucking asshole.



383
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,895
[LIP GRUNTING]



384
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:03,241
[KAREN GRUNTING]



385
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:09,372
LIP:
I love you.



386
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,800
Oh, my God.



387
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,429
I spent last night in jail.



388
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,758
Ian and I, grand theft auto.



389
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,973
I think we should stop seeing each other.



390
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,231
What, because the sex is shit? Heh.



391
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,193
I think we should just be friends.



392
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,986
Why?



393
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,156
Don't make this harder
than it has to be.



394
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,942
Wait, wait, wait.
is it because I said that I love you?



395
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,203
Because I don't "love you" love you.



396
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,786
That was, like, middle-of-sex,
you know, love you.



397
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,665
Listen, honest, I don't love you.



398
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:53,959
Okay, no, listen. I promise.
I promise I don't love you.



399
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,045
Karen.



400
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,260
Karen, I don't love you.



401
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:06,433
Anyways, forms are—-
It's so much fun, actually.



402
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:09,223
It's really, like, you fill out forms—-



403
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,811
Lip?



404
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,328
[GRUNTS]



405
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,243
[KNOCKING]



406
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,510
You all right?



407
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,391
How was Karen?



408
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,100
Lip?



409
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,186
LIP:
She fucking dumped me.



410
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,943
Were you two even a couple?



411
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,191
[LIP SIGHS]



412
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,073
Still feels shitty.



413
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,906
She is kind ofa slut.



414
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,117
Yeah, but...



415
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,834
-...then so am I.
—Heh.



416
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,792
Mavbe why you two got along?



417
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,044
[BOTH CHUCKLE]



418
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,182
I think I was kind of
falling in love with her.



419
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,238




420
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,318
Hey, we're heading over to the Tiki,
grab a couple. Wanna come?



421
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,828
No, I'm behind on the damn paperwork.



422
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,911
I haven't even checked
my e—mails all day.



423
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,419
Hey, I got the ice hut set up
on the lake. We fishing this weekend?



424
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,625
Course.



425
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,131
You bring the Old Style,
I'll bring the kielbasa?



426
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,384
-Got it.
—Ha, ha. All right.



427
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,577
FRANK [ON SCREEN]:
Oh, mother of God.



428
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:34,460
[FRANK & KAREN MOANING ON SCREEN]



429
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,417
No, no, no.



430
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,501
What do you think now Daddy?
Am Istill a whore?



431
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,169
FRANK:
Oh, God. Oh, mother of God.



432
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,886
She never misses dinner without calling.



433
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:51,344
She's so sweet that way.



434
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,013
You gonna finish your pie?



435
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,771
Oh, no, no.
No, you go right ahead, sweetie.



436
00:28:58,528 --> 00:28:59,768
Mm.



437
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:07,277
You know what I was thinking?
Maybe I should buy her a car.



438
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:11,572
You know, she was so disappointed
when Eddie didn't give her his.



439
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:16,460
I mean, I've got some money saved.
I could do it.



440
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,665
How much money?



441
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,627
I think, like, about 12,000, I think.



442
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,295
I know a guy who sells cars.



443
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,761
Why don't you give me the money,
and I'll find her something nice?



444
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,301
Would you do that, Frank?



445
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,435
—That would be wonderful.
-Ah.



446
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,686
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]



447
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,189
Oh. She must have forgot her key.



448
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,897
Maybe you could teach her to drive.



449
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,149
—Would you do that, Frank? Teach her?
-Yeah.



450
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,529
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]



451
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:48,067
SHEILA:
Hold your horses, I'm coming.



452
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:52,454
Maybe a Vulva.
I heard those are real safe.



453
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,205
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]



454
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:57,209
SHEILA:
Eddie. You know you're not welcome here.



455
00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,166
EDDIE: I saw, Frank! I saw what you did!
SHEILA: You're not coming in.



456
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,497
[DOOR THUMPING]



457
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,791
SHEILA: Eddie, stop.
You're gonna break the door. Eddie!



458
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,129
[EDDIE YELLS]



459
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:09,839
Where are you, Frank? Where are you?



460
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,468
SHEILA:
Eddie!



461
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,391
Shit. Eddie!



462
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,686
Frank!



463
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,432
You better run, you bastard!



464
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,353
SHEILA:
Eddie!



465
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,818
Eddie! Eddie!



466
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:32,828
Frank! Eddie!



467
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:36,995
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]



468
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:42,167
DEBBIE: Fiona?
—Debs, why aren't you in bed?



469
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,457
We need to talk.



470
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,129
What's up?



471
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:52,548
DEBBIE:
It's about Steve.



472
00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:56,514
There are things
you don't know about him.



473
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,021
I already know, Debs.



474
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,853
You do?



475
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:07,525
Life's messy, and people have secrets.



476
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,446
I don't want you worrying
about this kind of stuff, okay?



477
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,235
You're still a kid.



478
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,995
So just be a kid, okay?



479
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,704
The grown-ups around here
have got things covered.



480
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,493
Really?



481
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,504
Really.



482
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,583
Come on.



483
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:44,308
[COMMENTATOR SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV]



484
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,321
Where is he?



485
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,324
Where is who?



486
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,488
Frank.



487
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:04,586
-Frank Gallagher!
-He's not here.



488
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:13,545
If you happen to see Frank,
tell him he's a dead man.



489
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,806
I don't care how long it takes,
I don't care how much he begs...



490
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,012
...he's fucking dead.



491
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:27,067
You fucked the wrong guy's daughter,
Gallagher!



492
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,199
[DOOR SLAMS]



493
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:43,576
FRANK: He gone?
-Yeah.



494
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,962
[WHISTLES THEN CHUCKLES]



495
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:51,216
Anybody got a spare pair of shoes
I could borrow?



496
00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,012
Fuck.



497
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,645
STEVE:
Leave the lights off, please.



498
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,810
Are Lip and Ian home?



499
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,061
You bastard.



500
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,817
-Are they out of jail?
-You gave them a stolen car?



501
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,321
Lip asked to borrow one to run some
errands or something, and he asked me»-



502
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:14,698
[STEVE GRUNTS]



503
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:21,405
-I have to leave town.
-Where the fuck have you been?



504
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,620
Come with me.



505
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:28,378
Costa Rica. It's beautiful.
I have friends there.



506
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,502
Why do you have to go?



507
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,375
Police?



508
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,885
Costa Rica.



509
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,297
We can rent a house on the beach.



510
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,761
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.



511
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,552
The kids will be all right.
Lip and Ian can run things.



512
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,938
-Debbie? Carl? Liam?
-Kev and V can still help around here.



513
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:52,102
Is that what you actually think this is?
Like people popping in, feeding dogs?



514
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,073
How much time will you get
if you turn yourself in?



515
00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:01,533
Look at me. I can't go to jail.
I might as well wear heels.



516
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,367
Come with me, Fiona.



517
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,625
How long is it gonna be about them
and not about you?



518
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:09,332
When are you gonna finally
do something for yourself?



519
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:13,006
Liam's 2. Sixteen more years
till he's out of the house.



520
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,883
You'll be what, 37, 38?



521
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,137
And who says Frank's done
dumping babies in your lap to raise?



522
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,265
You deserve a life of your own.



523
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,266
-Costa Rica.
-Heh.



524
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,678
Then maybe Rio. You ever been to Rio?



525
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,934
Have you ever been outside of Chicago?



526
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,691
I love you. I wanna be with you.



527
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,899
It's not forever. We'll come back.



528
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,939
Three months. Six months. Maybe a year.



529
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:40,825
You can call them every single day.



530
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,328
Come with me, Fiona.



531
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,204
Come with me.



532
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,123
First class.



533
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,714
Miami out of O'Hare.
Tomorrow afternoon.



534
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,506
-Well, I don't have a passport.
-We'll get one in Miami.



535
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:12,937
I'll meet you at O'Hara tomorrow afternoon.
The American terminal.



536
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,647
I love you.



537
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,321
He's right.



538
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,496
You should go, Fiona.



539
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,961
You've done more than enough.



540
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:39,547
We'll be all right.



541
00:35:57,405 --> 00:36:00,397
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]



542
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,237
[SHIVERING]



543
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,827
EDDIE:
Gallagher!



544
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,663
I'm gonna find you, Frank!



545
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,839
It's just a matter of time, you asshole!



546
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:58,997
[MEN LAUGHING AND CHA'I'|'ERING]



547
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,416
NATHAN: I don't even know
what the hell's going on there.



548
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:04,301
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
NATHAN: That is awesome.



549
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:08,257
[FRANK & KAREN MOANING ON SCREEN]



550
00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:13,638
MAN: Okay, guys. Turn it off.
FRANK: No, no, no. No means no.



551
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,783
[JOEY LAUGHING]



552
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,538
Those Gallaghers.



553
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,290
LIP:
What?



554
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,246
JoeYr



555
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:38,916
What?



556
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,674
Be a pal, Lip. When you and Frank get done
passing around, uh, "Daddyz Girl"...



557
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,505
...send her on over to our place.



558
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,920
Someone's gotta pop
this little pussy's cherry.



559
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:50,841
We'll just make sure to double-bag
his itsy-bitsy johnson first.



560
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,635
Frank?



561
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,144
Frank?!



562
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,856
One more person deserting them.



563
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,989
Costa Rica?
Drinking blended margaritas...



564
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,696
...under an umbrella
on a white-sand beach?



565
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,610
Give me the ticket. Shit, I'll go.



566
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:57,704
I've got a job offer, you know?
I could start bringing in some steady cash.



567
00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:02,746
Answering phones at some office
in Cermak or sambaing in Rio?



568
00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:06,132
That's the Sophie's choice
you're agonizing over?



569
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,211
What are you afraid of?



570
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,971
That the kids won't miss you?



571
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:16,726
That by day three or four, Carl will be
saying, "Fiona who?" when you call?



572
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,308
Afraid if you ever do something
even remotely selfish...



573
00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:23,225
...the Earth's gravitational pull will end
and we'll all go flying into space?



574
00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,644
No. Shit.



575
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,357
I think I might be in love with him.



576
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,609
I know.



577
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,910
Scary, isn't it?



578
00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:39,574
Come here.



579
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,600
FRANK:
Oh, shit. Shit.



580
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,480
Jeez.



581
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,329
[FRANK GRUNTS]



582
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:22,583
—Lip. Jesus. What--?
LIP: You fucked her?



583
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,494
[BOTH GRUNTING]



584
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:26,830
LIP:
You fucked her’?



585
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:33,128
KEVIN: All right, all right.
Come on. Calm down.



586
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,555
-Now, calm down!
-Get the fuck off me!



587
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,636
Enough. Enough! Enough!



588
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,345
Calm down.



589
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,104
[LIP PANTING]



590
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,482
KEVIN:
Get out of here.



591
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:51,233
-You motherfucker.
KEVIN: Go!



592
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,617
Why would he do this?



593
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,533
FRANK:
Because he's a fucking psycho.



594
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:06,953
I told him straight,
very nice, very reasonable:



595
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:12,751
"You'll get your 40 bucks
when my new disability claim kicks in."



596
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:16,262
The next thing I know,
he's beating me to death.



597
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:20,846
Honey. This is all over money?
You should have asked me for it.



598
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:25,184
-I would have given it to you.
FRANK: No, I couldn't take advantage.



599
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:29,442
SHEILA:
Sweetie, you are too easy on them.



600
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:32,604
They don't deserve you.



601
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:34,568
[SHEILA SIGHS]



602
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,152
You know,
when it's all said and done...



603
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:42,038
-...you're the only one that's nice to me.
-Oh, honey.



604
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,948
You're really nice to me.



605
00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:47,460
You sweet man.



606
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,689
[SQUEAKS]



607
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,453
How's your hand?



608
00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:57,085
It's broken, I think.



609
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:03,463
Where‘d you get the car?



610
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,015
What?



611
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:09,469
The one you wrecked
trying to kill your dad.



612
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,271
LIP:
I stole it.



613
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:15,398
KAREN:
Getting pretty good at that, huh?



614
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,561
Quick study.



615
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,118
I'm sorry, Lip.



616
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,710
Fucking fathers, huh?



617
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,432
FRANK:
Lip?



618
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,973
Lip?



619
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:43,480
Lip, I'm sorry, okay? I'm a shit.



620
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:44,989
No, I am.



621
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:47,487
A complete asshole. I know it.



622
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:50,745
If your grandmother was here,
she'd say it too.



623
00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:53,915
It's totally my fault.



624
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,996
We all do things.



625
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,001
Well, not all.



626
00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,037
It's like...



627
00:46:01,717 --> 00:46:04,550
...the moon orbiting the Earth.



628
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,674
These things show up
and you know you shouldn't...



629
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:11,511
...but then you do,
and then you don't know what to do.



630
00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:17,889
But we can't hold it against her.
She's young and carefree.



631
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:21,730
I mean, we're both victims here,
you and me.



632
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:26,985
The Bible says
it is blessed to forgive, son.



633
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:35,328
And that forgiveness is the first step
on the stairway to heaven.



634
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:36,616
[SIGHS]



635
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:41,587
We're both fucking victims!



636
00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:45,670
Open the window, son.



637
00:46:55,730 --> 00:47:00,645
How can I ever really say I'm sorry?



638
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:06,816
Shit.



639
00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,231
What the fuck?



640
00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,904
Fair enough.



641
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,264
[CHUCKLES]



642
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:19,518
STEVE:
Hey.



643
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,262
Oh, sorry.



644
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:29,713
HGYA



645
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:32,876
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]



646
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,700
[English - US - SDH]