1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:05,627 This is what you missed last week on Shameless. It was a great episode. 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:08,379 -Loan me a couple bills? —I can pay you for a job. 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,836 Fiona would be pissed if she knew. 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,922 Are you screwing my sister's boyfriend? 5 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,428 Mom, uh, me and Chip are gonna swing by the hospital. 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,009 CANDACE: This is, uh—- —Debbie Gallagher. 7 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,516 -Nice to meet you, Jimmy. -You gonna tell Fiona? 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,053 -Saw a cool pink vest. —I like to think of it as a peace offering. 9 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,063 -Somebody bought Harris‘ house? -Steve. 10 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,692 Fiona's a good girl. I've known her a long time. Just drive carefully. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,899 Congratulations, Ian. You are not Frank Gallagher's son. 12 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:35,282 My father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers. 13 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:39,365 If you love us, you'll leave Liam. Get in your truck and never come back. 14 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,247 I've been reading more about this purity-ball thing. 15 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,658 -You need to be honest. -It's okay, sweetheart. 16 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,372 I started having oral sex—- 17 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,663 Orgy. Naked body. Black strap-on dildo. 18 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,751 -You whore! —He humiliated me! 19 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,132 [BOTH CRYING] 20 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,291 Get out! Get out! 21 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:06,741 That's good. All right, can you do this? 22 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,622 —Oh, that's easy. -Heh. 23 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,002 Can you wiggle your ears? 24 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,334 Oh, my God. Heh. 25 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:17,217 -Slightly, right? Slightly. -Yeah. I think I can. |~ 26 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,217 I said wiggle your ears, not shit your pants. 27 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,006 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 28 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,425 You wanna see me make a mangina? 29 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:27,310 Oh, that's sexy, but I'll pass. 30 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,939 I can put my ankle behind my head and sing "The Star-Spangled Banner." 31 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,896 Okay. Uh, does it have to be our national anthem? 32 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:36,153 -What else would it be? -Ha-ha-ha. Okay. 33 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,358 [SINGING] Oh, say 34 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,567 This is good. 35 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:39,731 Can you see 36 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,697 By the dawn's early light 37 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,031 [LAUGHING] 38 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:47,790 What so proudly we hailed 39 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,996 Am I gonna have to learn to do that when I start having sex? 40 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,629 -This has nothing to do with sex. —Then it's even weirder. 41 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,007 -What are you doing in here? —You‘re supposed to be... 42 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,635 -...at my moms’ meeting in 40 minutes. —Since when? 43 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,764 Since Mom promised to go before she lefl us again. 44 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,016 Oh, God, Debs, please don't make me do this. 45 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,519 I know you don't like those meetings. That's why I never tell you. 46 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,602 -Are the meetings that bad? —The women from the neighborhood. 47 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:16,519 All they do is talk about their husbands, and their jobs, and dental plans. 48 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,779 Maybe you should just show them your special skill. 49 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,314 [BOTH LAUGH] 50 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:23,780 Snob Mob always makes fun of me for not having a parent there. 51 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,491 So when Morn came back, I signed her up. 52 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:29,031 -What's the Snob Mob? —The name speaks for itself. 53 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,824 And their moms aren't much nicer. 54 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,664 They're expecting a grown-up to help with decorations. 55 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:38,333 It's only this one time. I won't sign you up again. I promise. 56 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,341 Fine, 57 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,844 -Yes! —Let me make some coffee first. 58 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,926 DEBBIE: Okay. STEVE: Unh. 59 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,508 [noon CLOSES] 60 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,358 -What? -You tell her the truth yet, Jimmy? 61 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,319 -Soon. -You better. 62 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,576 FIONA: Have a good day at work, dear. 63 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,837 -You satisfied? -I just can't believe it. 64 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,794 Hey, you win some, you lose some. 65 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,174 TONY: What does she see in him? 66 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,427 Ass, gas and cash. Do you see his Porsche? 67 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,841 -Fiona's not like that. -Face it, women think with their vaginas. 68 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,509 Now let's va'monos. 69 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,145 We'll find you another skanky ‘hood girl to obsess about. 70 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:36,856 [ENGINE STARTS] 71 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:43,401 Snob Mob says it's not fair that I get to go to all the class parties... 72 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,736 ...and stuff even though we don't contribute. 73 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:50,951 -Well, can't listen to those bitches, Debs. —No. You have to look nice. 74 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,366 -Has a hole in it. -That's gonna cut out half my wardrobe. 75 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,330 Maybe the boys have something I can wear. 76 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:06,174 -Stop downloading porn. —Oops! Busted. 77 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,508 I need a sweater. 78 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,967 -Help yourself. DEBBIE: No. 79 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,100 -What are you guys doing? -We're looking for homeboy's dad. 80 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,976 He's looking for homeboy's dad. 81 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,933 LIP: Jesus. There are a lot of Gallaghers. 82 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,849 Hey, Fiona, do you know any of, uh, Frank's brothers‘ names? 83 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,861 Shit. I have no idea. Oh, I think one of them's Wendell or something. 84 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,147 Suppose I could just start calling them all. 85 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,735 Why do you care anyway? 86 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,617 Hejust wishes it was him that wasn't Frank's kid. 87 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,495 If we find Ian's real dad, maybe he'll give us some cash. 88 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,749 We could report his name to the State and collect child support. 89 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,581 -I'd have to hang out with the dude. LIP: He might be cool. 90 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,916 —Heh, Frank's brother? LIP: Gotta be better than Frank. 91 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:45,004 I mean, maybe he has a job, or he's sober, or he likes kids. 92 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,793 Doubt it. 93 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:52,888 -Oh, hey, how about this one, Debs? —It'|I have to do. Now go. Come on. 94 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,926 Take the bus out to see Grammy. 95 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,804 She'll know where the brothers are. 96 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,566 [PEOPLE CHA'|'|'ER|NG] 97 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,658 WOMAN: Hi. Fiona, right? -Yeah. 98 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,417 Debbie said I should expect you. 99 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,204 I'm Jasmine Hollander. I live over on South Bishop. 100 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,715 I remember you from the neighborhood. Used to babysit my friend Beth. 101 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,252 JASMINE: Right. Um, okay, well, let me get you started. 102 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,762 -We're making decorations... -Look who showed up. 103 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,888 -...for the St. Patty's Day party. —Okay. 104 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,094 [JASMINE CHUCKLES] 105 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:38,683 Uh, okay, take a seat right there, and I'll bring you some construction paper. 106 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,267 Okay? 107 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,807 [EVE CLEARS THROAT] 108 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,560 Hi, Fiona. 109 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,899 -Long time no see. -Yeah. 110 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,064 So, what rate did you guys end up getting? 111 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,484 JASMINE: There we go. -Eve's refinancing her home. 112 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,744 Four and a half percent for fifteen years. 113 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,499 -Your monthly must be outrageous. -Peter wants to pay the house off soon. 114 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,330 Shou|d've gone for a 30. That's what we have. 115 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,337 -Rates would be higher. -Your payments would've been lower. 116 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,668 Peter has a head for numbers. We'll be okay. 117 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,961 I'd be worried that the rail line's gonna have layoffs again. Aren't you? 118 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,221 I guess I am now. 119 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:17,555 Must be nice not to own a home and have to deal with this stuff. 120 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:22,473 Yeah. Gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods. 121 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,186 [GROWLING & GUNFIRE OVER TV] 122 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:32,199 [SINGING] Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay 123 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,360 l'm geftin' some cash today 124 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:39,827 I don't care what you say Just stay the fuck out of my way 125 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,788 Die, Locust scum! 126 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,744 [DEBBIE SCREAMS] 127 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,413 Oh, uh, mai|'s not here yet. 128 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,707 Any minute, usually. Oh. 129 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,718 Ooh. Ooh. 130 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,839 -What are you kids doing home? —Budget cuts. 131 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,427 Eat my ass! 132 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,843 We have every other Friday off. 133 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,513 -Shouldn't someone be watching you? -We're Iatchkey kids. 134 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,307 Right. 135 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,071 Aha! 136 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,196 "Dear Mr. Gallagher. 137 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:24,118 Effective immediately, your Illinois State work compensation... 138 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:29,415 ...has been terminated!" No! 139 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,011 LIP: Karen. 140 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:40,759 [HEAW-METAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 141 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,856 Hello. 142 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,117 Karen. 143 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,620 Yo! 144 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,655 Hello, hello, hello. 145 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,992 -Karen. -Fuck! You scared me, Lip. 146 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,332 Sorry. Your mom let me in. 147 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,416 What are you doing? 148 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,255 I haven't seen you in school in a couple days. 149 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,172 -Been busy. -Yeah, I can see that. I like the, uh.... 150 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:22,388 What do you call it? The nose chain ring thing. It's, uh.... 151 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,350 Me and Ian, we're gonna visit my grandmother. You wanna come? 152 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,641 -No. -Okay. 153 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,185 [DOLL CACKLES] 154 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:35,446 -Found out, uh, Frank's not Ian's dad. -Lucky him. 155 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:40,236 -Yeah. Might try to go find his real one. —Why? All dads are assholes. 156 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,990 Come with us. We'll hit up the White Castle after. 157 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:48,126 Better than hanging around here being angry at your dad. 158 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,878 I'm not angry at my dad. 159 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,633 Well. it, uh, kind of, uh.... 160 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,421 -Kind of seems like you are. —Why would I be angry at my dad? 161 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,216 I don't know. Because of, uh, the stupid purity-ball thing. 162 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,930 Heh, are you kidding me? I'm fine. 163 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,563 I'm just glad that my dad's not around anymore to call me a whore. 164 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,224 -All right, whatever. -What's that supposed to mean? 165 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,189 You're gonna analyze me like you don't have enough problems of your own? 166 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,399 LIP: Whoa! Whoa! 167 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:19,407 No. I just don't understand why you give a shit about what your dad has to say. 168 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,319 Not to be a dick, but you have been kind of a whore. 169 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,579 -What? —No. There's no judgment. 170 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,492 -I think it's cool. You're a free spirit. -Get the fuck out of my house! 171 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,376 -Take it easy. —Out! 172 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:36,250 -Okay, fine. I was just trying to help. —I don't need your help! 173 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,385 All right, well, have fun being angry at your dad. 174 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,217 Fuck off! 175 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,732 How the fuck did I know that I'd catch you icing the stairs... 176 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,938 ...you sack of shit ambulance chaser? 177 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,025 -What are you doing here? —My workers‘ comp got canceled. 178 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,986 You're an A-hole. ShouId've laid low like I told you to. 179 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,822 Watch your step. Could be slippery. 180 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,784 I go from home to the Alibi Room. How much lower can I lay? 181 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,663 -They got video, you moron. -That's not possible. 182 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,123 Oh, this is.... 183 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:17,420 Well, I was getting a case of beer for helping my friend Tito move. 184 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,050 [SCOFFSI 185 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:23,004 It was a reimbursement dispute with my drug dealer. 186 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,521 How was I supposed to know her husband was gonna come back early? 187 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,931 Call me when you get hurt. 188 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,725 And aim for the knees next time, huh? Pays more than ribs. 189 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,064 [WOMAN GRUNTS] 190 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,776 Whoa! I saw that. The city will pay. Larry M. Burke, attorney at law... 191 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,360 -...at your service. —Shit. 192 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,575 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 193 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,531 Bitches. 194 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,255 I have to go. I got stuff to do at home. 195 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,507 I just wanna thank you for coming today. 196 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,757 okay- 197 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,045 Would love to have you at more meetings. 198 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,885 I'll see if I can fit it into my busy schedule. 199 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,263 Don't let those women burn you out. 200 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,519 I didn't even notice them. 201 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:16,683 Well, between you and me, I think they're twats. 202 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,896 [CHUCKLES] 203 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,732 Why are you friends with them, then? 204 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,398 Because our kids play together. They have baseball and soccer. 205 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,196 They're not so bad once you get to know them. 206 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,613 Well, I guess they chose not to show that side of themselves today. 207 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,951 They're just insecure. 208 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,959 So they gotta make everybody else feel as shitty as they do. 209 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,619 Worked. 210 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,005 —How about we go grab some coffee? -Heh. 211 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,790 I don't do coffee. 212 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,550 Tea? 213 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,711 No. I mean. I do coffee... 214 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,097 ...I just don't have the luxury of doing it in the middle of the day like you. 215 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,930 Heh. Hey, don't be a hater. 216 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,561 You're right. I'm sorry. 217 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,063 You can make it up to me by letting me buy you a drink. 218 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,099 Heh, so now it's a drink? 219 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,942 I'll take that as a yes. Come on. 220 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,524 [TOILET FLUSHING] 221 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,539 -What? —Never seen you use deodorant before. 222 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,873 Gotta find a job. You should come with me. 223 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,126 Why? 224 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,461 It's time you learned the family business, son. 225 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,509 -Typed up your resume, Daddy. -Good girl, Debs. 226 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,763 "Francis Gallagher is a passionate professional who brings... 227 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:33,597 ...creative solutions from the idea phase to fruition." 228 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,181 You know me so well. 229 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,610 DEBBIE: LittIe.... CARL: Hey! 230 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,147 Aren't you a little curious to find out who he is? 231 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,908 -No. -No? He could be any one of these guys. 232 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,411 -Oh, yeah? Like that one right there? —TotaI|y. 233 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,198 Look, he's gonna be a douche bag no matter who he is. 234 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,248 -Well, he can't be any worse than Frank. -He's a Gallagher. 235 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:03,085 Well, maybe he'll take you to a game, or kick in some scratch for college... 236 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,217 ...or give you a kidney, hell, a birthday card once a year. 237 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,547 That's a win, right? 238 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,546 Do we know any cool dads? 239 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,966 Scotty Houston's father. 240 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:20,436 But he's on that sex offenders list for jacking off in Sherman Park. 241 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,109 GARY: All right. I got a, uh, pizza—delivery driver opening. Liquor salesman. 242 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:32,698 Bilingual insurance agent. Part-time nanny. Hair-salon assistant. 243 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,033 Truck driver. Egg donor. 244 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,871 Egg donor. What the f—-? It's the wrong—- This is the wrong category. 245 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:43,163 -Anything float your boat, Frank? -You know what I'm here for, Gary. 246 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,627 Show me the special list. 247 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,051 No. I'm not, uh.... I'm not doing that anymore, Frank. 248 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,337 Open your top drawer. 249 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,722 No, no, no. The boss is cracking down. 250 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,009 I brought the kids out. Wanna show them a thing or two. 251 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,975 -Look, you're gonna get me in trouble. —I'll be discreet. 252 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,016 Come on. We'll have the same deal we had before. 253 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,934 I need 30 percent this time. 254 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,353 -Ten. -Twenty-five. 255 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,896 Twenty. 256 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,790 Six months ago, guy fell off a scaffold at McNaI|y Construction. 257 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,205 He broke three bones. I could send you there. 258 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,921 Sounds good, if it weren't for my fear of heights. What else you got? 259 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,757 How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? 260 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,046 Not so great. 261 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,306 Are you up to date on your rabies shots? 262 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,092 -No. -Okay. What about seared flesh? 263 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:43,060 Yeah. Bobby's Bagel Joint is hiring. All right? I got a gal. 264 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,520 She stuck her hand in the boiling vat. 265 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,778 She'll be collecting for at least 24 months. 266 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,904 Suppose ifl had to. 267 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,984 Anyfhing else? 268 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,282 ISIGHS] 269 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,869 Okay. Here we go. 270 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,283 These are the jobs that nobody wants, 271 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,956 The conditions are hazardous, unsafe or both. 272 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,296 -You're guaranteed to get hurt. -You're the man, Gary. 273 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,053 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 274 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,390 There she is. 275 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,062 -Hey, Grammy. —Who the hell are you? 276 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,019 LIP: Grams, it's us, Lip and Ian, Frank's sons. 277 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,855 Your grandsons? 278 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,358 Oh, my goodness. 279 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,614 Would you look at you two. 280 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:38,448 I have never seen apple and spice looking so nice, heh. 281 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,535 -Thanks, Grammy. —How's it going in there? 282 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,247 Well, the food's not so great, but the pussy's pretty good. 283 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:49,835 Never thought I'd be the type. Oh, this dump ain't so bad. 284 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,712 I can get blow anytime I like. 285 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,677 Sounds all right. 286 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,339 Yeah. The only thing that sucks is they got me cleaning toilets. 287 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,133 I want to be on the kitchen crew. 288 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,552 They won't let me anywhere near the place. 289 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,813 One meth-lab explosion, and this is what I get. 290 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:10,317 Oh, yeah. It's probably the two college students that died in the fire, Grams. 291 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,233 So, what do you want? 292 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,570 Uh, we're, uh, trying to find Dad's brothers. 293 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,406 —There's, uh, three, right? -Who wants to know? 294 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,286 Just us. 295 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,197 One might be my dad. 296 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,786 How so? 297 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,327 Uh, Monica boned a brother. 298 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,087 -What? -Monica, she fucked a brother. 299 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,590 I never liked that woman. 300 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,004 So I give you the names, what are you gonna do for me? 301 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,012 -What do you want? —Cigarettes. Carton a week. 302 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,347 You can get blow in here, but not cigarettes? 303 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,387 Go figure. 304 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,022 Yeah, you got it. 305 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,650 Clayton, Jerry, and my baby, Wyatt. They're in the book. 306 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,655 But don't bother with Wyatt. He lost his testicles in the Navy. 307 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,816 FEMALE OFFICER: All right, let's go. -Okay. 308 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,279 Thanks, Grams. 309 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,116 And you tell Jerry that if he doesn't pay me back that 5 grand he stole... 310 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,828 ...I'm gonna send my ex—husband over to gouge... 311 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,119 -...his eye out with a grapefruit spoon. —Time is up. 312 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,878 Let's go. 313 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:25,135 So, what were you, like five or six years behind me in school? 314 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,931 -Uh, eight, I think. -Jesus, I'm an old lady. 315 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,726 -Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. -Uh, an old lady who can do this. 316 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,277 Damn. 317 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,564 Yeah. I told Hal if he wanted another kid... 318 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,074 ...he had to get me a 24 Hour Fitness membership. 319 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,735 It's bad enough my cookie box is all stretched out. 320 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,244 -No. -Yeah. 321 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,780 -That's what happens. —Pfft. 322 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,415 Can't you do, like, Kegels or something? 323 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,746 Doing them right now. 324 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,956 -How many kids do you have? —Three, which is plenty. 325 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,797 I made Hal snip his business, and then, if I kick his ass to the curb... 326 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,927 ...I can have more with someone else. 327 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,134 Thinking about kicking his ass to the curb? 328 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,641 Some days yes. Some days no. 329 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,472 Uh, he's a good guy. 330 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,764 -There's one thing I'd change about him. -Oh, yeah? What's that? 331 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,647 No passion. 332 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,480 -That's a big one. -Yeah. Tell me about it. 333 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,523 Hey, ladies. The basket of E. coli you ordered. 334 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,780 JASMINE: Mm. 335 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,284 -I got this. Here you go. -It's weird seeing you in here... 336 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,865 ...without yelling at Frank. 337 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,996 FIONA: Well, there's always time. —Keep the change. 338 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,623 Oh. 339 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,247 So your dad's still a drunk? 340 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,416 Mine too. 341 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,832 -Yeah? -Yeah. 342 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,844 He's good at hiding it, though. Has to. He's on the fire department. 343 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,053 Oh. 344 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:48,309 So, what about you? Are you with someone right now? 345 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,937 I've been dating this guy, Steve. 346 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,940 -About all we have is passion. —0h. 347 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,647 Say it again, but slower. 348 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,901 [CHUCKLES] 349 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,438 Before I met Hal, I was engaged to this guy Ralph. 350 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,152 -Hmm. -We fucked everywhere. 351 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,033 I mean, one time, we did it in a bathroom at a party. 352 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,445 -Heh. Done that. —Ah. 353 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,281 -I like you, Miss Fiona. -Heh. 354 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,074 You're a dirty girl like me. 355 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,289 So, what happened with the bathroom fucker? 356 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,705 He didn't wanna be there for the small things in life. 357 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:23,173 Like cooking a meal, and getting sick, and laughing at a stupid TV show. 358 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,553 sort!’- 359 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,175 It's okay. You know, his loss. 360 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,219 —Does your guy like those things, or...? -Hmm.... 361 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,934 I think so. Or at least he pretends to. 362 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,441 Good. Then hold on to him because guys like that get scooped up fast. 363 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,774 Before you know it, you're 30, and the good ones are all gone. 364 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:45,738 And then you have to wait until they get divorced, but by then, you'll be 45. 365 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,786 Oh, God. I gotta bolt. 366 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,791 I'll see you at the, uh, kids‘ party tomorrow? 367 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,169 —I wasn't really gonna go after that meeting. -Oh. 368 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,795 But now that you met me? 369 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,503 Uh.... I'll think about it. 370 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,087 Good. 371 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,342 Bye. 372 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,471 Okay. Uh, bye. 373 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,512 ISIGHS] 374 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,431 You just made my boy parts get bigger. 375 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,310 Fuck off. 376 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,736 Looking for a few more guys. 377 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,398 -It's my busy season. -Dangerous? 378 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,532 Can be, if you're not careful. 379 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,698 -Right. -City contracts me... 380 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,863 ...to clear the stoppages in the sewer. 381 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,872 Not glamorous work we're talking about. 382 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,249 Sounds great to me. 383 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,285 [GRUNTS] 384 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,542 Fill this out. 385 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,881 How we doing, Paulie? 386 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,542 PAULIE: All set. Turn her on. 387 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:51,925 -Come to work with your dad? -No school. Budget cuts. 388 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,013 Yeah, me too. 389 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,428 You wanna go out sometime? 390 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,437 I'm only 12. 391 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,020 That's cool. I'm into older women. 392 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:04,813 I don't like that you're getting hurt on purpose to make money. 393 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,027 -Isn't that cheating? —I prefer to think of it as helping. 394 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,408 You do? 395 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:13,787 Yeah. When I collect workmen's comp, some lady has to fill out the paperwork. 396 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,494 That's her job. 397 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,624 If it wasn't for me, she'd be unemployed. 398 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,035 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 399 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,420 PAULIE: Shut it off! For the love of God, shut it off! 400 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,252 -My eye! My eye! Aah! —Fuck. 401 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,587 The city's gonna shut me down again for weeks. 402 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:30,004 -Paulie will make millions off this. PAULIE: Shut it off! 403 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,718 Call an ambulance! 404 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,471 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] 405 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,478 ['|'ONY GRUNTS] 406 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,472 Thanks. 407 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,730 We got a call? 408 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,267 You catch the plates on that guy Steve's Cayenne? 409 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,857 Uh, seven-three-Echo—Yankee-five-five. 410 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,942 How'd I know you'd have it memorized, you psycho? 411 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,106 [CHUCKLES] 412 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,822 Guess what car just got reported stolen. 413 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,660 -By Steve? -Nope, by the owner. 414 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,199 Roberto Cavesi. 415 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,835 -So Steve stole it. -Or bought it stolen. 416 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:05,294 He's probably scratching the VIN and changing the plates right now. 417 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,207 Uh, did you call it in? 418 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,626 -Just getting ready—— —No. Uh.. .. 419 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,879 Why don't we hold off for a few hours? 420 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,845 I'm not gonna do anything crazy. I just wanna talk to Fiona first. 421 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,304 MAN: You may have heard how dangerous this place has been. 422 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,473 FRANK: Not afraid. -Medical waste disposal. 423 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,609 BIood—soaked bandages, contaminated needles, body parts. 424 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,610 CARL: Cool. —Used to be we could only get... 425 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,146 ...illegal immigrants to work here. 426 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,190 -Looking at a true-blue American. —Ah. 427 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,532 Well, the CDC came around four months ago and hit us with some hefty fines. 428 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:41,042 That's when they brought me in. I turned this place around. 429 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,247 -Excuse me? -Oh, I'm an OSHA-certified... 430 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,004 ...safety compliance officer. Take a look. 431 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,505 I got this place in ship—shape. 432 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:55,139 All-new health and safety rules, weekly safety meetings for all employees. 433 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,013 "Ninety-three days accident free." 434 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,929 Come on, I'll show you your workstation. AIDS needles. 435 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,186 okay- 436 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,195 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 437 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,197 Hey, T0nY< 438 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,956 Fiona. Wasn't sure whether to knock over here or next door, heh. 439 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:21,957 I'm mostly here. 440 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,164 -None of my business, really. -Okay. 441 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,088 Steve around today? 442 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,502 He's at work. 443 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,337 Work? Yeah. 444 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:37,056 Fiona, Steve may not be the guy you think he is. 445 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,013 Heh, was this the part where it's none of your business? 446 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,974 There are some things about him I don't think you know. 447 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,099 You ever wonder why he has all that money, but he hangs out down here? 448 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,521 [CHUCKLES] 449 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,312 That sounds awfully close to being an insult. 450 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,981 -I don't mean it like that. -What other way is there? 451 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:57,322 I mean, why would a guy like Steve be with someone like me? 452 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,329 -No. -I know you're badmouthing Steve. 453 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,285 He'd never talk shit about you. Ever. 454 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,126 You should go, Tony. 455 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,457 Just be careful, Fiona. 456 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,965 Come on. Pick up. 457 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,430 STEVE [OVER VOICEMAIL]: It's me. Leave a message. 458 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,721 -Come on, pick up. -It's me. Leave a message. 459 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,309 Shit. 460 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,562 MAN: Looking for someone to work in cabinetry. 461 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:36,653 From, uh, refinishing to installation. 462 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:40,740 Flexible hours, and we can offer competitive benefits, heh. 463 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,451 I gotta be honest with you about something here. 464 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,614 Yeah, what's that? 465 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,455 Uh, you know, most industries are using green products. 466 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,042 Everything's ecofriendly this, ecofriendly that. 467 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,332 I just haven't jumped on the bandwagon yet. 468 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:58,004 -I mean, the stuffs too damn expensive. —Not to mention Ed Begley Jr.'s a pussy. 469 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:01,925 You know, the products we're using, they're, uh, not exactly the safest. 470 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,967 Formaldehyde's our biggest, uh, culprit. 471 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,979 As a result, a lot of folks are getting sick. Seems like—- 472 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,060 -He'll take it. -What? 473 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,522 The job. He'll take it. Tomorrow okay for him to start? 474 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,779 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 475 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:26,616 Hi. I'm Karen Jackson. I mean, Daddyz Girl. 476 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:30,662 This is my first web diary entry, and it's dedicated to my daddy... 477 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,632 ...Eddie Jackson. Here he is on the left. 478 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:39,466 You can visit him at the ITC on 126th where he works. 479 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,427 My daddy and I recently went to a purity ball... 480 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,890 ...where he asked me to confess my sexual sins so that we can be closer. 481 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:50,181 But when I did, guess what he did. 482 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,815 He called me a whore. 483 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,101 In front of a room full of people. 484 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,315 A whore. Yelled it. 485 00:26:56,490 --> 00:27:00,108 So guess what, Daddy. I've got something for you. 486 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,415 These are vanilla. 487 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,585 -Where were you two all day? LIP: We went to go see Grammy... 488 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,917 -...like you suggested. -Oh, yeah, heh? How is she? 489 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,378 -Still mean as a snake. -Ah. 490 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:20,090 Carl, hey, we're decorating, not eating. 491 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,345 Hey. Yo. 492 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,386 -Thank God. STEVE: What's up? 493 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,768 Did you get my messages about Tony? I've been trying you for hours. 494 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,270 -Oh, work was crazy. -I'm worried. 495 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,234 -Oh, he's not gonna do anything to me. —well, I think he suspects something. 496 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,441 No, he's just jealous. I'm careful. Promise. 497 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:39,730 Okay? 498 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,197 All right. What do we got going on here? 499 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:47,829 Well, if you're, uh, Carl, then you're making scrotum cupcakes. 500 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,290 STEVE: Very nice. ALL: Ha-ha-ha. 501 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,297 TONY: He already changed the plates? 502 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,218 You're going down, fucker. 503 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,361 IAN: Did Steve give you the car? LIP: No, I bought it. 504 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,987 Had $74,920 lying around. 505 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,530 IAN: Ah, money well spent. 506 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,199 [LIP GRUNTS] 507 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:36,461 Yo, where are you? I'm, uh, sorry about yesterday, all right? 508 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,623 All right, call me back. Don't be mad. 509 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:43,302 -Karen? -Yeah. 510 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,838 Why is it we've never met any of Frank's brothers? 511 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:49,179 Family reunions are for families. 512 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,226 And will the guy behind door number one... 513 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,394 ...be Ian Gallagher's ticket out? 514 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,358 IAN: Shut up. 515 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:04,527 Yeah? 516 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,566 -Holy shit. -Oh, my God. 517 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,527 What do you want? 518 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,447 Uh, hi. Um, I'm sorry. 519 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,661 Uh, my name is Phillip. This is my brother Ian. 520 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,667 Yeah, so? 521 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,918 Well, we're Frank Gallagher's sons. We were wondering... 522 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:24,335 —...if we could talk to you for a-- -Son of a bitch. 523 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,340 Off to a good start. 524 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:30,428 —I didn't know Dad was a twin. Did you? -No. 525 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,718 Hey. What are you doing? 526 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,808 -We should talk to him. —He slammed the door in our faces. 527 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,723 We probably scared him. 528 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,267 I don't want that dick being my father, all right? 529 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,357 We're here. We should find out more about him. 530 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:47,946 JERRY: I have a shotgun, and I'm not afraid to use it. 531 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,406 Happy? 532 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,079 -Yeah. -Okay. 533 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,000 STEVE: Oh. 534 00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,746 -Come on. —Where'd you guys get the Xbox? 535 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,714 I let them borrow mine. 536 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,342 You're getting into this classroom-moms thing. 537 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,721 -Well, it's important to Debs. Right? —Yep. 538 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:10,971 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 539 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,054 I'll get it. 540 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,560 Don't run away just because I'm kicking your ass. 541 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,265 JASMINE: Hi. I'm Jasmine. —|'ve heard of you. I'm Steve. 542 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:23,481 Oh. Hey. Uh, Debs, clean this stuff up. 543 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,943 No. Don't worry. My ironing board is still out from last weekend. 544 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:30,109 -Uh, you met my boyfriend, Steve? -I did. He's cute. 545 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,403 —For that you get a cup of coffee. -Hmm. 546 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,947 -Uh, sorry for coming unannounced. -It's okay. 547 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:38,162 I was just at my sister's house. She let me raid her closet. 548 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,578 —Guess what doesn't fit her anymore. -All that? 549 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,668 She's pregnant again. I thought we could try this stuff on... 550 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,798 -...and see what fits us. -Sure. 551 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:48,176 Uh, we're gonna be upstairs. 552 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:51,555 STEVE: It's all right. Your boyfriend's gotta go to work soon anyway. 553 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,307 -Be careful today? —I will. Nice to meet you, Jasmine. 554 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,469 Yeah. Will I see you at the party tonight? 555 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,307 I wouldn't miss it. 556 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,434 [CAR HORN HONKS] 557 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,978 Not so fast, buster. 558 00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:10,194 Hey, Debs. I got your new iPad in my bag. 559 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,779 Did you tell her, Jimmy? 560 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:16,701 Family. Dropped out of med school. Different name. 561 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,708 Yeah, yeah. I just haven't found the right time yet, okay? 562 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,745 It's unnatural for a kid to hold a secret for so long. 563 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,289 -I'm gonna crack. -Okay, okay. Tonight. 564 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:26,832 [CAR HORN HONKS] 565 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,717 -That's my ride. I gotta go. —Pinkie swear’? 566 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,719 Yes. 567 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,925 -Do it. —Pinkie swear. 568 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:38,968 [HORN HONKING] 569 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,604 Hold your horses. I'm coming. 570 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:04,666 -First day on the job. -Oh, yeah? 571 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,670 -Suppose I could use a power tool? —Whoa, baby steps, my friend. 572 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:11,256 Probably in about a month. 573 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,887 MAN: Two more boxes are supposed to go in here. 574 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,673 Surprised to find an opening in this economy. 575 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,685 -Somebody get fired? -Lorenzo worked at that station. 576 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,311 He's out on workers‘ comp. 577 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,393 One man's misfortune is another man's opportunity. 578 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:28,356 -What, um...? What happened to him? —Emphysema. 579 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,395 MAN: They get face frames also? 580 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:33,566 And how did Lorenzo get the big E? 581 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,450 inhaling chemical fumes. 582 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:40,079 -That's all it took? -Oh, you'd be smart to wear a mask. 583 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,583 What fumes exactly? You know, so I can stay clear. 584 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:47,666 Paint thinner, formaldehyde, cleaner, stainer, you name it. 585 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:51,629 -He was here one day, gone the next. -That last, huh? 586 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,920 You know, a man dedicates seven years of his life to a company... 587 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,716 ...and that's the thanks he gets: a burn lung. 588 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:03,720 Seven years? You said he was here one day, gone the next. 589 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,232 Well, he was. After having the job for seven years. 590 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,276 You know, he was my best work friend. 591 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,530 Sucks not having him around here anymore. 592 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,064 [SNIFFSI 593 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,829 JASMINE: That looks good on you. -You think? 594 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:25,242 -Your body is perfect. —No. Makes me look huge. 595 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,127 -Please. Look at this. -Heh. 596 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:32,086 Still haven't gotten rid of my baby fat. And my youngest is 6. 597 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,249 FIONA: Hmm. 598 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:37,467 -I really like Steve, by the way. -He's a good guy. I think. 599 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,132 -He seems into you. -Well, he stuck around. 600 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,720 Here. Try this on. 601 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:48,432 So I talked to Hal last night. His business is booming right now. 602 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,646 -What does he do? -He's an accountant. 603 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,186 Helps people with their taxes, that sort of thing. 604 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,488 Are you good with numbers? 605 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,823 I guess so. 606 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,737 Then I'll introduce you to him later at the party. 607 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,621 Ah. 608 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:04,827 I mean, ha-ha. 609 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,457 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 610 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,707 Gotta pick up the monsters. 611 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,842 Why are you being so nice to me? 612 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,379 Why are you being a freak and asking a question like that? 613 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,798 See you tonight. 614 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:05,517 Ah, I knew I had it here somewhere. 615 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,896 This is your father and me when we were altar boys. 616 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,398 -Dad was an altar boy? -Yeah, he sure was. 617 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:13,649 Wow. 618 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,562 Frank around the communion wine, that must've been a challenge, huh? 619 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,231 Heh, Father Frank, as we used to call him. He was devout. 620 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:22,901 -He was, uh, first in his class at Catechism. -Frank? 621 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,115 So, what brings you boys around? 622 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:28,748 Uh, well, we're working on a, uh, family-tree project at school, Lucy. 623 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,251 -Aunt Lucy. -Wow. Well, good for you. 624 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:35,038 -Did your dad tell you where I lived? -We looked it up. 625 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:39,505 Yeah, I don't suppose he would have. We, urn, had a falling-out a long time ago. 626 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,670 Anybody need some more pop? 627 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:46,433 It was my fault. I should've done something about it. I just never did. 628 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:49,265 Clayton, I need your help in the kitchen. 629 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,350 With the pop. 630 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:54,978 okay- 631 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,893 More p0P‘ 632 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,983 Coming right up. 633 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,737 LUCY: What are you doing? 634 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,994 CLAYTON: Getting to know my nephews. -Let's go. 635 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,655 LUCY: I don't want them in my house. -What? They're great. 636 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,620 -I can't do this. LUCY: Told me you never slept with her. 637 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,706 CLAYTON: I didn't. -Ruin their lives. 638 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,997 LUCY: Why does he look like Jacob? -That guy's totally your dad. 639 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,587 -You don't know that. -We can easily find out. 640 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,548 -I don't wanna know. -You look exactly like him. 641 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,132 So, what am I supposed to do? 642 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,515 -Pack my bags and move in here? —Have you checked this place out? 643 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,597 -Fuck. —lan. 644 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,682 CLAYTON: I'm not walking around here... -Ian. 645 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:34,848 Ian. 646 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,313 -Ian, come on. We should at least go-- -Look. 647 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,774 This is about you, all right? Not me. 648 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:45,158 Look, we all have our problems with Frank, but he's still my father. 649 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:48,195 And Fiona's my sister, and you're my brother. 650 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,831 Debbie, Carl, Liam. We're a family. 651 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,492 Yeah, but, Ian, you can have a sweet life here. 652 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:58,004 I'm happy with who we are. 653 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,541 Even if you're not. 654 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,997 ISIGHS] 655 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,082 Well, look at that. Lunch is over. 656 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,501 The time, how she flies. 657 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:48,092 Well, it's back to the grindstone for this guy. 658 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,508 Careful, Frank. That spill almost got you there, huh? 659 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:56,180 Already lost one best work friend. Don't need to lose another so soon. 660 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,642 Hmm. 661 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,316 Okay, you can let go now. 662 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,215 STEVE: All right. 663 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,800 [ALARM BLARING] 664 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,310 Heh. Hey. Tony, right? 665 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,228 Funny seeing you here. How are you? 666 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,397 [STEVE GRUNTS] 667 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:55,372 -How long you been stealing cars? —Who says I steal them? Ow. Fuck. 668 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,284 You were in a Cayenne yesterday, hotwiring a 911 today. 669 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:02,704 -I lost my keys. That's-— Motherfucker. —How long? 670 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,834 As long as I've been fucking Fiona for. 671 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,969 Oh, fuck! 672 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:15,725 And for dinner, she made pork loin with caramelized apples... 673 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:19,888 ...with a side of iceberg lettuce that had a little oil and vinegar drizzled on it. 674 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:23,650 Oh, what I'd do for a little Roquefort, but with my high cholesterol.... 675 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:26,186 -I told you about that, right? -About an hour ago. 676 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,106 Two sixty-seven. Your doctor wants it under 150. 677 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:35,370 Aw, you remember. Anyway, after dinner, she cut some berries for dessert: 678 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,748 strawberries, raspberries, blackberries. 679 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,284 Ahh! Fuck. Ahh. Ahh! Fuck. Ahh! 680 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,664 Shit! 681 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:47,041 Frank. Frank. Here I come. 682 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,472 [STEVE GRUNTS] 683 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,345 Get the-- 684 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,805 Second place sucks, huh? 685 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:02,598 -Think this is only about Fiona? —Fucking seems that way. 686 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,858 Yeah? It's also about the little operation you got going on. 687 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,857 -Yeah, I could cut you in. -Oh, yeah? 688 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,738 Now you're bribing an officer? 689 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,822 Whoa, whoa! The way that I figure it, there's not much you can do. 690 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:18,454 You bring me in, you risk Fiona hating you forever. 691 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,160 Yeah. 692 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:23,042 Yeah, that's how I see it too. So, uh... 693 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,748 ...I'm gonna leave it up to you. 694 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,584 What the hell does that mean? 695 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,089 Come here. 696 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,339 You got two choices. 697 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,836 You could, uh, turn yourself in, spend a couple years in jail. 698 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:36,552 Of course, by the time you get out, Fiona and I will be married, so-- 699 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:37,966 In your dreams. 700 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,510 -Fine. -Yeah. 701 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,929 Whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait. What's the second choice? 702 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,940 -You could save your ass. —How? 703 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,686 Disappear. Tonight. 704 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,946 Walk away. Just leave everything behind. 705 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,448 Don't go back to your house, don't call her... 706 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,655 ...don't say goodbye, just leave. 707 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,158 But you have to decide right now. 708 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:07,704 [OVER SPEAKERS] lthink l’m love drunk 709 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:11,374 Off one shot of you lthink I'm love drunk 710 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:15,386 And you're the proof lthink I'm love drunk 711 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,797 l'm chasing you lthink l’m love drunk 712 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,092 -Nice ass. —Excuse me? 713 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,682 Ooh, don't mind him. He thinks he's so funny. 714 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:26,017 -This is my husband, Hal. -How's it going? 715 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:30,310 Hal. Scared me there. Almost had to give you a knee to the groin. 716 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,024 Jazzy's told me all about you. 717 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,564 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. Yeah. So you gonna work for me? 718 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,868 -I am? HAL: She's the boss. 719 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,867 Don't give me that look. 720 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,076 Come on. 721 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:46,166 -Let's take a lap. HAL: Uh—oh. 722 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,705 JASMINE: Stay out of trouble, Hal. 723 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,416 Thought that cute boyfriend of yours was coming. 724 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,585 Yeah, so did I. 725 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,230 [HORN HONKS] 726 00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:09,857 What the hell? 727 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,573 Dispatch, this is off-duty Officer 2244 reporting a stolen vehicle. 728 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:20,827 License 7-2-Delta-Delta-Foxtrot—4. Black, new, Porsche Cayenne. 729 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:25,661 Heading eastbound on Carmac. Just passed 36th Street. 730 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,244 [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO] 731 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:38,587 Well, Steve, possession of a stolen car is a feI-- 732 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,264 [KAREN SOBBING] 733 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:47,117 -You all right? -Get the fuck out of here. 734 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,081 sort!’- 735 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,452 Wait. 736 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,542 Come back here. 737 00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,800 What happened to your hand? 738 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:03,175 Work thing. Is your hair different or something? 739 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:05,135 Let me see. 740 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,512 -Sit. -Huh, no.... 741 00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:10,394 -I really should get upstairs. -Those pain pills? 742 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,805 -Oxy. -Give me. 743 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:17,193 Oh, no way. No, don't you be taking all of those. 744 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,103 [MOANS] 745 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,948 Whoa! Wait. What are you doing? Oh, shit. 746 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,408 -Shh! -No, no, no. 747 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,073 STEVE [OVER VOICEMAIL]: Leave a message. 748 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:33,038 JASMINE: Still not picking up? —No. Keeps going straight to voicemail. 749 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,622 I have a bad feeling. 750 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,004 I'm sure there's a logical explanation, honey. 751 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,587 Wanna sneak off to the bathroom? I have some party favors. 752 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,501 -What? —A little pick-me-up. 753 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,545 It'll make you feel better. 754 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,051 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 755 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,136 Hello? 756 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,513 Yes. 757 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:51,928 What? 758 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,648 Shit. No, I'll be right there. 759 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,104 My brothers were just arrested. 760 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:03,944 FRANK: No. 761 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,324 No, no. 762 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,325 [FRANK MOANS] 763 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:10,954 What do you think now, Daddy? Am I still a whore? 764 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,208 Mother of God. 765 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,001 [FRANK MUMBLING] 766 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,956 [English - US - SDH]