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This is what you missed last
week on Shameless.
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It was a great episode.
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Think you can loan me a couple bills?
I can pay you for a job.
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Fiona would be pissed if she knew
you were into this shit with me.
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Are you screwing
my sister's boyfriend?
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Hey, Mom, me and Chip are going
to swing by the hospital.
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Oh, this is...
Debbie Gallagher.
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Nice to meet you, Jimmy.
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Are you going to tell Fiona?
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I saw a really cool pink vest.
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I like to think of it
as a peace offering.
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Somebody bought Mr.
Harris' house? Steve.
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Fiona's a good girl.
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I've known her a long time.
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Drive carefully.
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Congratulations, Ian.
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You are not
Frank Gallagher's son.
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But my father's a close
relative.
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Most likely one
of your brothers.
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If you love us,
you'll leave Liam.
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Take your girlfriend,
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get in your truck
and never come back.
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I've been reading more about
this Purity Ball thing.
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You need to be as honest as you
can, It's okay, sweetheart.
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I started having oral sex...
orgy... naked body...
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black strap-on dildo...
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You whore!
He humiliated me!
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Get out! Get out!
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Re-Sync by abc_321
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's
not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not
like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪
♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so... ♪
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♪ Sure of? ♪
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It's good.
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All right, can you do this?
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Oh, that's easy.
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Can you wiggle your ears?
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Oh, my God.
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But slightly, right?
Slightly?
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Yeah, I think...
I think I can.
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I said wiggle your ears,
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not shit your pants.
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You want to see me
make a mangina?
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Oh, that's sexy, but I'll pass.
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I can put my ankle
behind my head
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and sing
"The Star Spangled Banner."
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Okay.
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Does it have to be
our national anthem?
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What else would it be?
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♪ Oh say can you see ♪
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This is great.
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♪ By the dawn's ♪ Whoa!
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♪ Early light ♪
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♪ What so proudly we hailed
at... ♪
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Am I going to have to learn how to
do that when I start having sex?
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This has nothing to do
with sex.
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Then it's even weirder.
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What are you doing in here?
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You're supposed to be at my classroom
moms' meeting in 40 minutes.
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Since when?
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Since Mom promised to go
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before she left us again.
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Oh, God, Debs, please don't
make me do this.
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I know you don't
like those meetings.
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That's why I never
tell you about them.
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Are the meetings
really that bad?
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It's the women from
the neighborhood.
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All they do is talk about
their husbands and their jobs
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and their dental plans.
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You know, maybe you should just
show them your special skill.
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The Snob
Mob always makes fun of me
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for not having a parent there.
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So when Mom came back,
I signed her up.
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What's the Snob Mob?
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The name speaks for itself.
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And their moms
aren't much nicer.
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They're expecting a grown-up
to help with the decorations.
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It's only this one time.
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I won't sign you up
again. I promise.
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Fine.
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Yes!
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Let me make some coffee first.
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Okay.
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What?
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You tell her the truth yet,
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Jimmy?
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Soon.
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You better.
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Have a good day at work, dear.
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You satisfied?
I just can't believe it.
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Hey, you win some,
you lose some.
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What does she see in him?
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Ass, gas and cash.
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Did you see his Porsche?
Fiona's not like that.
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Face it, women think
with their vaginas.
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Now let's vamonos.
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We'll find you another skanky
hood girl to obsess about.
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Snob Mob says it's not fair
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that I get to go to all the
class parties and stuff,
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even though
we don't contribute.
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You can't listen
to those bitches, Debs.
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No.
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You have to look nice.
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There's a hole in it.
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Well, that's gonna cut
out half my wardrobe.
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Maybe the boys have
something I can wear.
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♪
♪
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Stop downloading porn.
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Oops, busted.
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I need a sweater.
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Help yourself.
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What are you guys doing?
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We're looking for homeboy's dad.
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He's looking for homeboy's dad.
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Jesus.
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There are a lot of Gallaghers.
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Hey, Fiona, do you know any
of Frank's brothers' names?
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Shit, I have no idea.
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Oh, I think one of them's
Wendell or something.
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I suppose I could just
start calling them all.
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What do you care, anyway?
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He just wishes it was him
that wasn't Frank's kid.
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Plus, you know, if we find
Ian's real dad,
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you know, maybe
he'll give us some cash
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or we could report his name
to the state
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and collect extra child support.
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Then I'd have to hang out
with the dude.
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He might be cool.
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Ha, Frank's brother?
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He's got to be better
than Frank, right?
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I mean, maybe he has a job
or he's sober
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or he likes kids.
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Doubt it.
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Oh, hey, how about
this one, Debs?
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It'll have to do.
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Now go.
Come on.
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Oh, take the bus
out to see Grammy.
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She'll know where
the brothers are.
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Hi.
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Fiona, right?
Yeah.
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Debbie said
I should expect you.
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I'm Jasmine Hollander.
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I live over on South Bishop.
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I remember you
from the neighborhood.
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You used to babysit
my friend Beth Souza.
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Right! Um, okay, well,
let me get you started.
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Look who just showed up.
We're making decorations
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for the kids'
St. Patty's Day party tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Uh, okay, why don't you take
a seat right there,
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and I'll bring you
some construction paper.
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Okay?
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Hi, Fiona.
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Long time no see.
Yeah.
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So what rate did you guys
end up getting?
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Eve's refinancing
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her home.
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Four and a half percent
for 15 years.
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Your monthly must
be outrageous.
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Peter wants to pay the house
off sooner than later.
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Should have gone for a 30.
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That's what we have.
Rates would be higher.
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But your payments
would have been lower.
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Peter has a head for numbers.
We'll be okay.
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I'd be worried
that the rail lines
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are going to have layoffs again.
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Aren't you?
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I guess I am now.
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Must be nice not to own
a home and have to deal
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with this stuff.
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Yeah. It gives me more time
to buy drugs
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and fence stolen goods.
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♪ Ta-ra-ra ♪
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♪ Boom-de-ay ♪
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♪ I'm getting some cash today ♪
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♪ I don't care what you say ♪
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♪ Just stay the fuck
out of my way. ♪
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Die, locust scum!
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Oh, mail's not here yet.
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Any minute, usually.
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Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
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What are you kids doing home?
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Budget cuts.
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Eat my ass!
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We have every other Friday off.
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Shouldn't someone
be watching you?
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We're latchkey kids.
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Right.
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"Dear, Mr. Gallagher...
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"Effective immediately,
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"your Illinois State Workers'
Compensation
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has been terminated"?!
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No...!
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Karen.
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Hello!
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Karen?
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Yo.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Karen...
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Fuck! You scared
me, Lip.
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Sorry. Your mom
let me in.
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What are you doing?
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I just... I haven't seen you
in school in a couple days.
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Been busy.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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I like the, uh,
what do you call it...
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the nose, chain ring...
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thing, it's, uh...
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Me and Ian were going
to go visit my grandmother.
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You want to come?
No.
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Okay.
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Found out, uh, Frank's
not Ian's dad?
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- Lucky him.
- Yeah.
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- We might try to go find his real one.
- Why?
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All dads are assholes.
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Well, come with us.
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We'll hit up
the White Castle after.
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It's got to be better than
hanging around here all day
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being angry at your dad.
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I'm not angry at my dad.
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Well, it, uh...
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kind of, uh...
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It seems like you are.
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Why would I be angry at my dad?
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I don't know, 'cause of, uh,
the stupid Purity Ball thing?
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Are you kidding me?
I'm fine.
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I'm just glad that my dad's
not around anymore
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to call me a whore!
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All right, whatever.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You're going to analyze me now,
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like you don't have enough
problems of your own?
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Whoa, whoa, no, I-I just
don't understand
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why you give a shit
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about what your dad has to say.
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I mean, not to be
a dick or anything,
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but you have been
kind of a whore.
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What?!
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No, there's no judgment.
I mean, I think it's cool.
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You know, you're
a free spirit...
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Get the fuck out of my house!
Take it easy.
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Out!
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Okay, fine.
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I was just trying to help.
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I don't need your help!
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Well, have fun being angry
at your dad.
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Fuck off!
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How the fuck did I
know that I'd catch you
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icing the stairs,
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you sack of shit
ambulance chaser?!
265
00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,181
What are you doing here?
266
00:10:57,215 --> 00:10:59,249
My worker's comp got canceled.
You're an A-hole, Frank.
267
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,052
You should have laid low,
like I fucking told you to.
268
00:11:02,087 --> 00:11:03,687
Hey, watch your step.
Could be slippery.
269
00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,322
I go from home
to the Alibi Room.
270
00:11:05,356 --> 00:11:07,024
How much lower can I lay?
271
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:09,359
They got video, you moron.
272
00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:10,894
That's not possible.
273
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:18,001
I was getting a case of beer for
helping my friend Tito move.
274
00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:23,140
It was a reimbursement dispute
with my drug dealer.
275
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,581
Well, how was I
supposed to know
276
00:11:30,615 --> 00:11:32,716
her husband was going
to come back early?
277
00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:34,218
Call me when you get
hurt on the next job.
278
00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:35,986
And aim for the knees next time,
huh? Pays more than ribs.
279
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,821
Whoa, whoa,
280
00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:39,623
I saw that.
The city will pay.
281
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,559
Larry M. Burke, Attorney at
Law, at your service. Shit.
282
00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:49,700
Ugh. Bitches.
283
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,171
Fiona.
284
00:11:54,205 --> 00:11:55,472
Wait up.
I have to go.
285
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,974
I got stuff to do at home.
286
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,710
I just want to thank
you for coming today.
287
00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:00,944
Okay.
288
00:12:00,979 --> 00:12:02,713
Would love to have
you at more meetings.
289
00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:05,082
See if I can fit it
into my busy schedule.
290
00:12:07,218 --> 00:12:09,453
Don't let those
women bum you out.
291
00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:12,122
I didn't even notice them.
292
00:12:12,157 --> 00:12:16,693
Well, between you and me,
I think they're twats.
293
00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,863
Why are you friends
with them, then?
294
00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:21,932
Because our kids play together.
295
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:23,600
They have baseball and soccer.
296
00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:26,503
They're not so bad, once
you get to know them.
297
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,272
Well, I guess they chose
not to show
298
00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:29,807
that side of themselves today.
299
00:12:29,841 --> 00:12:32,276
They're just insecure,
so they've got to make
300
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:35,078
everybody else feel
as shitty as they do.
301
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:36,547
Worked.
302
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,016
How about we go
grab some coffee?
303
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,951
I don't do coffee.
304
00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:42,619
Tea?
305
00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,755
No, I mean, I do coffee.
306
00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:46,657
I just don't have the
luxury of doing it
307
00:12:46,691 --> 00:12:48,292
in the middle of the day,
like you people.
308
00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:51,128
Hey, don't be a hater.
309
00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:54,298
You're right. I'm sorry.
310
00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:56,266
You can make it up to me
by letting me buy you a drink.
311
00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:58,202
So now it's a drink?
312
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,804
I'll take that as a yes.
313
00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:03,140
Come on.
314
00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:11,381
What?
315
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,717
Never seen you use
deodorant before.
316
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,352
Well, got to find a job.
317
00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:17,054
You should come with me.
318
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,056
Why?
319
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,658
It's time you learned
the family business, son.
320
00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:23,794
Typed up your résumé, Daddy.
321
00:13:23,828 --> 00:13:25,696
Good girl, Debs.
322
00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:28,532
"Francis Gallagher
is a passionate professional
323
00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:29,867
"who brings creative solutions
324
00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:33,170
from the idea phase
to fruition."
325
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,308
You know me so well.
326
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,181
You little...
Hey!
327
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:45,649
Aren't you a little bit curious
328
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:47,117
to find out who he is? No.
329
00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:49,253
No, he could be any
one of these guys.
330
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,054
Oh, yeah?
Like that one right there?
331
00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:52,522
Totally.
332
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:55,392
Look, he's going to be a
douche bag, no matter who he is.
333
00:13:55,426 --> 00:13:57,861
He can't be any
worse than Frank.
334
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,463
He's a Gallagher.
335
00:13:59,497 --> 00:14:01,598
Maybe he'll take you
to a game or...
336
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,467
you know, kick in
some scratch for college,
337
00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,235
or give you a kidney.
338
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,704
Hell, a birthday card once
a year... that's a win, right?
339
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,774
Do we know any cool dads?
340
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,176
Scotty Houston's father.
341
00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:17,648
But he's on that
sex offenders list
342
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,651
for jacking off
in Sherman Park.
343
00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:26,857
I got a, um, pizza
delivery driver opening.
344
00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:29,993
Liquor salesman.
Bilingual insurance agent.
345
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:32,362
Part-time nanny.
Hair salon assistant.
346
00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:35,499
Truck driver.
Egg donor.
347
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:36,900
Egg donor?
What the f...?
348
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,335
It's the wrong...
349
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,403
this is the wrong category.
350
00:14:39,437 --> 00:14:40,604
Anything float your boat, Frank?
351
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,339
You know what
I'm here for, Gary.
352
00:14:43,474 --> 00:14:45,842
Show me the special list.
353
00:14:47,045 --> 00:14:48,545
No, I'm not, uh...
354
00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:50,047
I'm not doing that
anymore, Frank.
355
00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:51,682
Open your top drawer.
No, no, no.
356
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:52,983
The boss is cracking down.
357
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,351
I brought the kids out.
358
00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:56,286
I want to show them
a thing or two.
359
00:14:56,321 --> 00:14:58,455
Look, you're going to
get me in trouble.
360
00:14:58,489 --> 00:15:00,190
I'll be discreet.
361
00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:01,491
Come on.
362
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,260
We'll have the same deal
we had before.
363
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:05,162
No. I need 30% this time.
364
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,596
Ten.
Twenty-five.
365
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:08,098
Twenty.
366
00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:21,511
Six months ago, guy
fell off a scaffold
367
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,846
at McNally Construction.
368
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,047
He broke three bones.
369
00:15:24,082 --> 00:15:25,449
I could send you over there.
370
00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:28,618
Sounds good, if it weren't
for my fear of heights.
371
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:29,920
What else you got?
372
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,989
How do you feel about
metal splinters to the eye?
373
00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:33,857
Not so great.
374
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,525
Okay, look. Are you up-to-date
on your rabies shots?
375
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560
No.
376
00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:38,328
Okay, what about seared flesh?
377
00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:41,031
Yeah. Bobby's Bagel
Joint is hiring.
378
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,300
All right?
I got a gal...
379
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:46,169
she stuck her hand
in the boiling vat.
380
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:49,006
She'll be collecting
for at least 24 months.
381
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,208
Suppose if I had to.
382
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,943
Anything else?
383
00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:58,315
Okay.
384
00:15:58,349 --> 00:16:00,083
Here we go.
385
00:16:00,118 --> 00:16:02,886
These are the jobs
nobody wants.
386
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,489
The conditions are
hazardous, unsafe...
387
00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:07,190
or both.
388
00:16:07,225 --> 00:16:09,326
You're guaranteed to get hurt.
389
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,361
You're the man, Gary.
390
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,835
There she is.
391
00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:21,204
Hey, Grammy.
392
00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:23,273
Who the hell are you?
393
00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,674
Grams, it's us.
394
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,243
Lip and Ian...
Frank's sons.
395
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,045
Your grandsons.
396
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,581
My goodness.
397
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,384
Would you look at you two?
398
00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:38,688
I have never seen apple
and spice looking so nice.
399
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:40,190
Thanks, Grammy.
400
00:16:40,224 --> 00:16:41,758
How's it going in there?
401
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,860
Well, the food's not so great,
402
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:45,629
but the pussy's pretty good.
403
00:16:45,663 --> 00:16:47,130
Never thought I'd be the type.
404
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:50,067
Oh, this dump ain't so bad.
405
00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:52,936
I can get blow anytime I like.
406
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,905
Sounds all right.
407
00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:57,140
Yeah. The only thing
that sucks is,
408
00:16:57,175 --> 00:16:58,508
they got me cleaning toilets.
409
00:16:58,543 --> 00:17:00,510
I wanted to be
on the kitchen crew,
410
00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:02,779
but they won't let me
anywhere near the place.
411
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,016
One meth lab explosion,
and this is what I get.
412
00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:08,585
Well, yeah. It's probably
the two college students
413
00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:10,487
that died in the fire, Grams.
414
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,423
So what do you want?
415
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,825
Well, we're, uh...
416
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,760
we're trying to find
Dad's brothers.
417
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:18,261
There's, uh, three, right?
418
00:17:18,296 --> 00:17:19,596
Who wants to know?
419
00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:20,730
Just us.
420
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,400
One might be my dad.
421
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:24,968
How so?
422
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,537
Uh, Monica...
boned a brother.
423
00:17:27,572 --> 00:17:28,705
What?
424
00:17:28,739 --> 00:17:30,273
Monica... she
fucked a brother.
425
00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:32,742
I never liked that woman.
426
00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:35,712
So, I give you the names,
427
00:17:35,746 --> 00:17:38,215
what are you
going to do for me?
428
00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:40,584
What do you want?
429
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:42,953
Cigarettes... carton a week.
430
00:17:42,987 --> 00:17:44,554
What, you can get blow in here,
but not cigarettes?
431
00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:46,590
Go figure.
432
00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:48,225
Yeah, you got it.
433
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,594
Clayton, Jerry
and my baby Wyatt.
434
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,229
They're in the book.
435
00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:54,131
But don't bother with Wyatt.
436
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:56,733
- He lost his testicles in the Navy.
- All right, let's go.
437
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,001
Okay.
438
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,269
Thanks, Grams.
439
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:00,604
Hey!
And you tell Jerry
440
00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:02,572
Come on!
that if he doesn't pay me back
441
00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:03,840
that five grand he stole,
442
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,009
I'm going to send
my ex-husband Ronnie over
443
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,512
to gouge his eye out
with a grapefruit spoon.
444
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,780
Hey, your time is up! Let's go!
445
00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:21,024
♪
♪
446
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,626
So what were you,
447
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,428
like five or six years
behind me in school?
448
00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:26,930
Uh... eight, I think.
449
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,131
Jesus.
450
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,833
I'm an old lady.
Yeah.
451
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,101
I was thinking the same thing.
452
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:32,903
Uh, an old lady
who can do this.
453
00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,472
Damn.
454
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,974
Yeah. I told Hal, if he
wanted another kid,
455
00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:40,277
he had to get me
a 24 Hour Fitness membership.
456
00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:42,946
It's bad enough my cookie
box is all stretched out.
457
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:45,515
No. Yeah. That's what happens.
458
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,618
Can't you do, like,
Kegels or something?
459
00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:49,920
I'm doing them right now.
460
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,323
How many kids do you have?
461
00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:54,958
Three, which is plenty.
462
00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:56,326
I made Hal snip his business.
463
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,528
And then, if I kick his ass
to the curb,
464
00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:00,697
I can have more
with someone else if I want.
465
00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:02,866
Are you thinking about kicking
his ass to the curb?
466
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,201
Some days, yes.
467
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:05,569
Some days, no.
468
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,671
He's a good guy.
469
00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,506
Just one thing I'd
change about him.
470
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,907
Oh, yeah?
What's that?
471
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,576
No passion.
472
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,244
That's a big one.
473
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,645
Yeah, tell me about it.
474
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,714
Hey, ladies.
475
00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:19,716
The basket of E coli
you ordered.
476
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:20,917
Mmm.
477
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,018
I got this.
478
00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:23,687
Here you go.
479
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:25,021
It's weird seeing you in here
480
00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:26,056
without yelling at Frank, Fi.
481
00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,123
Well, there's always time.
482
00:19:27,158 --> 00:19:28,191
Keep the change.
483
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:30,327
Oh!
484
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:32,362
So your dad's still a drunk?
485
00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:35,599
Mine, too.
486
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,800
Yeah?
487
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,034
Yeah.
488
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:39,903
He's good at hiding it, though.
489
00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:42,005
Has to.
He's on the fire department.
490
00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:44,608
Oh.
491
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,042
So what about you?
492
00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:48,478
Are you with someone right now?
493
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:51,314
I've been dating
this guy Steve.
494
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,618
About all we have is passion.
495
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,853
Say it again, but slower.
496
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,091
Before I met Hal, I was engaged
to this guy Ralph.
497
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,492
We fucked everywhere.
498
00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:05,228
I mean, one time, we did it
in the bathroom at a party.
499
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:06,630
Done that.
500
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,467
I like you, Miss Fiona.
501
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,269
You're a dirty girl, like me.
502
00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:15,405
So what happened
with the bathroom fucker?
503
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:17,874
He didn't want to be there
for the small things in life,
504
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:19,242
like cooking a meal
505
00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:20,977
and getting sick and...
506
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,380
laughing at a stupid TV show.
507
00:20:23,414 --> 00:20:24,781
Sorry.
508
00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:26,483
It's okay.
509
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,318
You know, his loss.
510
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,253
Does your guy
like those things, or...?
511
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:31,888
Mmm....
512
00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:33,156
I think so.
513
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,524
Or at least he pretends to.
514
00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:35,792
Good. Then,
hold on to him,
515
00:20:35,826 --> 00:20:37,494
because guys like that
get scooped up fast,
516
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,262
and before you know it,
you're 30
517
00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:40,997
and the good ones are all gone.
518
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,433
And then you have to wait
until they get divorced,
519
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,568
but by then, you'll be 45.
520
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,040
Oh, God. I got to bolt.
521
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,508
I'll see you at the, uh,
522
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,977
kids' party tomorrow?
523
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,413
I wasn't really going to go
after that meeting.
524
00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:58,982
Oh. But now that you met me?
525
00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:01,651
Uh, I'll think about it.
526
00:21:01,686 --> 00:21:03,053
Good.
527
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,521
Bye.
528
00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:09,859
Okay.
529
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,561
Uh, bye.
530
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:17,634
You just made
my boy parts get bigger.
531
00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:19,569
Fuck off.
532
00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:22,605
Looking for a few more guys.
533
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,607
It's my busy season.
534
00:21:24,642 --> 00:21:26,376
Dangerous?
Can be,
535
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,711
if you're not careful.
536
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,012
Right.
537
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:32,048
City contracts me to clear
the stoppages in the sewer.
538
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,950
Not glamorous work
we're talking about.
539
00:21:33,984 --> 00:21:35,418
Sounds great to me.
540
00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:41,324
Fill this out.
541
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,059
How we doing, Paulie?
542
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,661
All set! Turn her on!
543
00:21:47,398 --> 00:21:49,632
Come to work with your dad?
544
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,834
No school.
545
00:21:50,868 --> 00:21:52,135
Budget cuts.
546
00:21:52,169 --> 00:21:53,536
Yeah, me, too.
547
00:21:53,571 --> 00:21:55,638
Want to go out sometime?
548
00:21:55,673 --> 00:21:57,640
I'm only 12.
549
00:21:57,675 --> 00:21:59,376
It's cool.
550
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:01,211
I'm into older women.
551
00:22:01,245 --> 00:22:02,679
I don't like that you're
552
00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:04,481
getting hurt on purpose
to make money.
553
00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:05,915
Isn't that cheating?
554
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,218
I prefer to think of it
as helping.
555
00:22:08,252 --> 00:22:10,420
You do?
Yeah.
556
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,721
When I collect workman's comp,
557
00:22:11,756 --> 00:22:13,957
some lady has to fill out
the paperwork.
558
00:22:13,991 --> 00:22:15,825
That's her job.
559
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,762
If it wasn't for me, she'd
be unemployed. Oh...
560
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,730
Shut it off,
for the love of God!
561
00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:23,066
Shut it off!
My eye! Aah!
562
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,336
Fuck! The city's going to shut
me down again for weeks now.
563
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:28,405
Paulie'll make
millions off this.
564
00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:30,740
Shut it off!
565
00:22:30,775 --> 00:22:31,975
Call an ambulance!
566
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:39,716
Thanks.
567
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,451
We get a call?
568
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,219
You catch the plates
on that guy Steve's Cayenne?
569
00:22:43,254 --> 00:22:45,388
Uh, seven three Echo
Yankee five five.
570
00:22:45,423 --> 00:22:47,257
How'd I know you'd
have it memorized?
571
00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:48,792
You little psycho.
572
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:51,461
Guess what car just got reported stolen.
573
00:22:53,764 --> 00:22:55,265
By Steve?
574
00:22:55,299 --> 00:22:56,633
No. By the owner.
575
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,602
Roberto Cavesi.
576
00:22:59,637 --> 00:23:02,038
So Steve stole it.
Or bought it stolen.
577
00:23:02,072 --> 00:23:03,273
He's probably scratching the VIN
578
00:23:03,307 --> 00:23:04,808
and changing the plates
right now.
579
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,410
Uh, did you call it in?
580
00:23:07,445 --> 00:23:08,812
Just getting ready.
No, uh...
581
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,680
why don't we hold off
for a few hours?
582
00:23:12,116 --> 00:23:13,850
I'm not going to do
anything crazy.
583
00:23:13,884 --> 00:23:16,052
I just want to talk
to Fiona first.
584
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,290
You may have heard how dangerous
this place has been to work.
585
00:23:20,324 --> 00:23:21,491
Not afraid.
586
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,759
Medical waste disposal.
587
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,160
Blood-soaked bandages.
588
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,395
Contaminated needles.
589
00:23:25,429 --> 00:23:26,729
- Body parts.
- Cool!
590
00:23:26,764 --> 00:23:28,465
Used to be we could only get
591
00:23:28,499 --> 00:23:29,632
illegal immigrants
to work here.
592
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,167
Looking at a true-blue
American.
593
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,403
Yeah. Well, the CDC came
around four months ago
594
00:23:33,437 --> 00:23:35,705
and hit us with
some hefty fines.
595
00:23:35,739 --> 00:23:38,041
That's when they brought me in.
596
00:23:38,075 --> 00:23:40,543
I turned this place around.
597
00:23:40,578 --> 00:23:42,212
Excuse me?
598
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:45,281
Oh, I'm an OSHA-certified
safety compliae officer.
599
00:23:45,316 --> 00:23:47,684
Take a look.
600
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:51,187
Yeah, I got this place
in shipshape.
601
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,223
All new health
and safety rules,
602
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,291
weekly safety meetings
for all employees.
603
00:23:55,326 --> 00:23:58,161
"93 days accident free."
604
00:23:58,195 --> 00:24:00,196
Come on, I'll show
you your workstation.
605
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:02,332
AIDS needles.
Okay.
606
00:24:02,366 --> 00:24:04,567
♪
♪
607
00:24:15,212 --> 00:24:16,346
Hey, Tony.
608
00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:17,780
Fiona.
609
00:24:17,815 --> 00:24:20,116
Wasn't sure whether to knock
over here or next door.
610
00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:22,118
I'm mostly here.
611
00:24:22,152 --> 00:24:24,153
None of my business, really.
612
00:24:24,188 --> 00:24:25,321
Okay.
613
00:24:25,356 --> 00:24:28,324
Steve around today?
614
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,659
He's at work.
615
00:24:29,693 --> 00:24:31,494
Work, yeah.
616
00:24:32,997 --> 00:24:37,166
Fiona, Steve may not be
the guy you think he is.
617
00:24:37,201 --> 00:24:38,268
Is this the part
618
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,636
where it's none of
your business?
619
00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:43,106
There's some things about him
I don't think you know.
620
00:24:44,475 --> 00:24:46,142
You ever wonder why
he has all that money
621
00:24:46,176 --> 00:24:47,277
but he hangs out down here?
622
00:24:48,812 --> 00:24:50,947
That sounds awfully close
to being an insult.
623
00:24:50,981 --> 00:24:52,549
I don't, I don't
mean it like that.
624
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:54,150
What other way is
there to mean it?
625
00:24:54,184 --> 00:24:56,953
I mean, why would a guy like
Steve be with someone like me?
626
00:24:56,987 --> 00:24:58,855
No. I know what you're doing.
627
00:24:58,889 --> 00:25:00,557
Bad-mouthing Steve.
628
00:25:00,591 --> 00:25:02,425
He'd never talk shit
about you, ever.
629
00:25:03,928 --> 00:25:05,895
You should go, Tony.
630
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,601
Just be careful, Fiona.
631
00:25:17,174 --> 00:25:18,508
Come on.
632
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:20,143
Pick up.
633
00:25:20,177 --> 00:25:21,844
It's me. Leave a message.
634
00:25:21,879 --> 00:25:24,514
Come on, pick up.
635
00:25:24,548 --> 00:25:25,882
It's me. Leave a message.
636
00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:26,749
Shit!
637
00:25:29,753 --> 00:25:33,823
Looking for someone
to work in cabinetry.
638
00:25:33,857 --> 00:25:36,826
From, uh, refinishing
to installation.
639
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:37,927
Flexible hours,
640
00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:39,996
and we can offer
competitive benefits.
641
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,700
I got to be honest with you
about something here.
642
00:25:43,734 --> 00:25:45,101
Yeah, what's that?
643
00:25:45,135 --> 00:25:48,004
You know, most industries
are using green products.
644
00:25:48,038 --> 00:25:51,608
Everything's eco-friendly
this, eco-friendly that.
645
00:25:51,642 --> 00:25:53,910
I just haven't jumped
on the bandwagon yet.
646
00:25:53,944 --> 00:25:56,012
I mean, the stuff's
too damn expensive.
647
00:25:56,046 --> 00:25:58,181
Not to mention,
Ed Begley Jr.'s a pussy.
648
00:25:58,215 --> 00:26:00,583
Well, you know,
the products that we're using...
649
00:26:00,618 --> 00:26:02,085
they're not exactly the safest.
650
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,586
Formaldehyde's
our biggest culprit.
651
00:26:03,621 --> 00:26:04,687
As a result,
652
00:26:04,722 --> 00:26:06,456
lot of folks are getting
sick around here.
653
00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:07,457
Seems like they're
sensitive to...
654
00:26:07,491 --> 00:26:08,458
He'll take it.
655
00:26:08,492 --> 00:26:09,459
What?
656
00:26:09,493 --> 00:26:10,560
The job.
He'll take it.
657
00:26:10,594 --> 00:26:11,761
Tomorrow okay
658
00:26:11,795 --> 00:26:12,695
for him to start?
659
00:26:12,730 --> 00:26:14,697
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, okay.
660
00:26:14,732 --> 00:26:15,898
Yeah.
661
00:26:22,906 --> 00:26:24,741
Hi, I'm Karen Jackson.
662
00:26:24,775 --> 00:26:26,909
I mean, Daddyz Girl.
663
00:26:26,944 --> 00:26:28,778
This is my first
Web diary entry,
664
00:26:28,812 --> 00:26:31,814
and it's dedicated
to my daddy...
665
00:26:31,849 --> 00:26:33,516
Eddie Jackson.
666
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:36,019
Here he is on the left.
667
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:39,822
You can visit him at the ITC
on 126th where he works.
668
00:26:39,857 --> 00:26:43,393
My daddy and I recently went to
a Purity Ball, where he asked me
669
00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:47,163
to confess my sexual sins
so that we can be closer.
670
00:26:47,197 --> 00:26:50,466
But when I did,
guess what he did.
671
00:26:50,501 --> 00:26:52,235
He called me a whore.
672
00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:54,303
In front of a room
full of people.
673
00:26:54,338 --> 00:26:55,338
A whore.
674
00:26:55,372 --> 00:26:56,673
Yelled it.
675
00:26:56,707 --> 00:26:57,874
So guess what, Daddy.
676
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,842
I've got something for you.
677
00:27:07,351 --> 00:27:09,552
These are vanilla.
678
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,187
Where were
you two guys all day?
679
00:27:11,221 --> 00:27:12,722
We went to go see Grammy,
680
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,090
like you suggested.
681
00:27:14,124 --> 00:27:15,191
Yeah? How is she?
682
00:27:15,225 --> 00:27:16,626
Still mean as a snake.
683
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:17,860
Hmm.
684
00:27:17,895 --> 00:27:20,196
Carl, hey, we're
decorating not eating.
685
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,465
Hey-yo!
686
00:27:22,499 --> 00:27:23,633
Thank God.
687
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:24,634
What's up?
688
00:27:24,668 --> 00:27:25,768
Did you get my messages
689
00:27:25,803 --> 00:27:26,836
about Tony?
690
00:27:26,870 --> 00:27:27,970
Been trying you for hours.
691
00:27:28,005 --> 00:27:29,372
Oh, work was crazy.
692
00:27:29,406 --> 00:27:30,373
I'm worried.
693
00:27:31,842 --> 00:27:33,509
Oh, he's not gonna do
anything to me.
694
00:27:33,544 --> 00:27:35,878
Well, I-I think
he suspects something.
695
00:27:35,913 --> 00:27:37,046
No, he's just jealous.
696
00:27:37,081 --> 00:27:38,047
I'm careful.
697
00:27:38,082 --> 00:27:39,282
Promise. Okay?
698
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,320
All right.
What do we got going on here?
699
00:27:44,354 --> 00:27:47,957
Well, if you're Carl, then
you're making scrotum cupcakes.
700
00:27:47,991 --> 00:27:50,393
Very nice.
701
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:05,408
He already changed the plates?
702
00:28:07,211 --> 00:28:09,312
You're going down, fucker.
703
00:28:22,059 --> 00:28:23,392
Steve give you the car?
704
00:28:23,427 --> 00:28:24,460
No, I bought it.
705
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:28,097
Had $74,920 lying around.
706
00:28:28,132 --> 00:28:29,599
Ah, money well spent.
707
00:28:30,868 --> 00:28:33,002
Yo.
708
00:28:33,036 --> 00:28:34,103
Where are you?
709
00:28:34,138 --> 00:28:36,472
I'm, uh, sorry about yesterday,
all right?
710
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:37,673
All right, call me back.
711
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:38,674
Don't be mad.
712
00:28:40,778 --> 00:28:41,778
Karen?
713
00:28:41,812 --> 00:28:43,412
Yeah.
714
00:28:43,447 --> 00:28:45,948
So why is it we've never
met any of Frank's brothers?
715
00:28:45,983 --> 00:28:48,684
Family reunions
are for families.
716
00:28:55,893 --> 00:28:58,594
And will the guy behind
door number one be
717
00:28:58,629 --> 00:29:00,129
Ian Gallagher's ticket out?
718
00:29:00,164 --> 00:29:03,599
Shut up.
719
00:29:03,634 --> 00:29:04,634
Yeah?
720
00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:06,669
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
721
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,638
What do you want?
722
00:29:08,672 --> 00:29:10,206
Uh, hi.
723
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,474
Um, I'm sorry.
724
00:29:11,508 --> 00:29:12,575
Uh, my name is Phillip.
725
00:29:12,609 --> 00:29:13,743
This is my brother Ian.
726
00:29:13,777 --> 00:29:15,478
Yeah, so?
727
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,015
Well, we're, uh, we're
Frank Gallagher's sons.
728
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,983
You...! And we were
wondering maybe if we could
729
00:29:21,018 --> 00:29:21,984
talk to you for a...
730
00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:22,819
Son of a bi...!
731
00:29:22,853 --> 00:29:24,420
Oh.
732
00:29:24,454 --> 00:29:26,422
Off to a good start.
733
00:29:26,456 --> 00:29:28,724
I didn't know Dad was
a twin, did you?
734
00:29:28,759 --> 00:29:31,060
No.
735
00:29:31,094 --> 00:29:32,261
Hey! What are you doing?
736
00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:34,096
Well, we should at
least talk to him.
737
00:29:34,131 --> 00:29:35,765
He just slammed the door
in our faces.
738
00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:36,866
Yeah, we probably scared him.
739
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,268
I-I don't want
that dick
740
00:29:39,303 --> 00:29:40,603
being my father, all right?
741
00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:42,405
We're here. We should find
out more about him. Hey.
742
00:29:43,674 --> 00:29:44,874
I have a shotgun!
743
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:48,411
And I'm not afraid to use it!
744
00:29:48,445 --> 00:29:51,180
Happy?
745
00:29:51,215 --> 00:29:52,682
Yeah.
Okay.
746
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:58,888
Come on.
747
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,857
Where'd you guys get the Xbox?
748
00:30:00,891 --> 00:30:03,826
I let them borrow mine.
749
00:30:03,861 --> 00:30:05,728
You're getting into this
Classroom Moms thing.
750
00:30:06,864 --> 00:30:08,364
Well, it's important
to Debs, right?
751
00:30:08,398 --> 00:30:09,832
Yep.
752
00:30:11,134 --> 00:30:12,869
I'll get it.
753
00:30:12,903 --> 00:30:15,605
Don't run away just because
I'm kicking your ass.
754
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,074
Hi.
755
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,709
I'm Jasmine.
I've heard of you.
756
00:30:19,743 --> 00:30:20,776
I'm Steve.
757
00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:21,911
- Oh.
- Hey.
758
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,180
Uh, Debs, clean this stuff up.
759
00:30:24,214 --> 00:30:25,615
Oh, no, no, don't worry.
760
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:27,016
My ironing board is still
out from last weekend.
761
00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:28,818
Uh, you met my boyfriend Steve?
762
00:30:28,852 --> 00:30:29,986
I did. He's cute.
763
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:31,454
For that, you get
a cup of coffee.
764
00:30:31,488 --> 00:30:32,488
Mm.
765
00:30:32,522 --> 00:30:34,523
Uh, sorry for coming
over unannounced.
766
00:30:34,558 --> 00:30:35,558
It's okay.
767
00:30:35,592 --> 00:30:36,926
I was just at my sister's house.
768
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,527
She let me raid her closet.
769
00:30:38,562 --> 00:30:39,896
Guess what doesn't
fit her anymore.
770
00:30:39,930 --> 00:30:40,897
All that?
771
00:30:40,931 --> 00:30:41,898
She's pregnant again.
772
00:30:41,932 --> 00:30:43,065
So I thought maybe that we could
773
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,600
try this stuff on
and see what fits us.
774
00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:45,868
Sure.
775
00:30:45,903 --> 00:30:48,437
Uh, we're gonna be upstairs.
776
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:49,972
It's all right.
Your boyfriend's
777
00:30:50,007 --> 00:30:51,607
got to go to work soon anyway.
778
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,476
Be careful today.
I will. Thanks.
779
00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:54,644
Nice to meet you, Jasmine.
780
00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,612
Yeah. Will I see you
at the party tonight?
781
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,813
I wouldn't miss it.
782
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,423
Not so fast, buster.
783
00:31:07,457 --> 00:31:10,259
Hey, Debs.
I got your new iPad in my bag.
784
00:31:10,294 --> 00:31:11,761
Did you tell her, Jimmy?
785
00:31:13,096 --> 00:31:14,630
Family?
786
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:17,466
Dropped out of med school?
Different name?
787
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:20,503
Yeah, I just haven't found
the right time yet. Okay?
788
00:31:20,537 --> 00:31:22,805
It's unnatural for a kid
to hold a secret for so long.
789
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,173
I'm gonna crack.
790
00:31:24,207 --> 00:31:25,808
Okay, okay, tonight.
791
00:31:26,944 --> 00:31:28,277
That's my ride.
I got to go.
792
00:31:28,312 --> 00:31:29,779
Pinkie swear?
793
00:31:29,813 --> 00:31:30,746
Yes.
794
00:31:30,781 --> 00:31:31,948
Do it.
795
00:31:31,982 --> 00:31:32,949
Pinkie swear.
796
00:31:39,056 --> 00:31:41,590
Hold your horses. I'm coming.
797
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,845
First day on the job.
798
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,714
Oh, yeah?
799
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:07,316
Suppose I could use
a power tool?
800
00:32:07,351 --> 00:32:08,718
Whoa, baby steps, my friend.
801
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:11,787
Probably in about a month.
802
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,759
Surprised to find
an opening in this economy.
803
00:32:16,793 --> 00:32:17,793
Somebody get fired?
804
00:32:17,828 --> 00:32:19,729
Lorenzo worked at that station.
805
00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:21,364
He's out on worker's comp.
806
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:24,333
One man's misfortune
is another man's opportunity.
807
00:32:24,368 --> 00:32:25,334
What, um,
808
00:32:25,369 --> 00:32:27,103
what happened to him?
809
00:32:27,137 --> 00:32:28,337
Emphysema.
810
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,176
And how did Lorenzo
get the big E?
811
00:32:34,211 --> 00:32:36,512
Inhaling chemical fumes.
812
00:32:36,546 --> 00:32:38,214
That's all it took?
813
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,116
Oh, you'd be smart
to wear a mask.
814
00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:41,817
What fumes, exactly?
815
00:32:41,852 --> 00:32:44,153
You know, so I can stay clear.
816
00:32:44,187 --> 00:32:46,589
Paint thinner, formaldehyde,
cleaners, stainer.
817
00:32:46,623 --> 00:32:47,923
You name it.
818
00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:50,159
I mean, he was here
one day, gone the next.
819
00:32:50,193 --> 00:32:52,328
That fast, huh?
820
00:32:52,362 --> 00:32:54,430
A man dedicates
seven years of his life
821
00:32:54,464 --> 00:32:56,399
to a company, and that's
the thanks he gets.
822
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:59,201
A bum lung.
823
00:32:59,236 --> 00:33:01,370
Seven years?!
824
00:33:01,405 --> 00:33:03,773
You said he was here one day,
gone the next.
825
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,207
He was.
826
00:33:05,242 --> 00:33:07,276
After having the job
for seven years.
827
00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:10,913
He was my best work friend.
828
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,948
Sucks not having him
around here anymore.
829
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,321
That looks good on you.
830
00:33:19,356 --> 00:33:21,424
You think?
831
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,792
Your body is perfect.
832
00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:25,094
Makes me look huge.
833
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,095
Please.
834
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,197
Look at this.
835
00:33:28,231 --> 00:33:30,433
Still haven't gotten
rid of my baby fat.
836
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,435
My youngest is six.
837
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,436
Hmm.
838
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,271
I really like Steve,
by the way.
839
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:36,539
He's a good guy.
840
00:33:36,573 --> 00:33:37,540
I think.
841
00:33:37,574 --> 00:33:39,108
He seems into you.
842
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,209
Well, he stuck around.
843
00:33:40,243 --> 00:33:41,744
Here, try this on.
844
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:46,315
So, I talked to Hal last night.
845
00:33:46,349 --> 00:33:48,484
His business is
booming right now.
846
00:33:48,518 --> 00:33:49,585
What's he do?
847
00:33:49,619 --> 00:33:51,153
He's an accountant.
848
00:33:51,188 --> 00:33:53,255
Helps people with their taxes,
that sort of thing.
849
00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:55,558
Are you good with numbers?
850
00:33:55,592 --> 00:33:58,094
I guess so.
851
00:33:58,128 --> 00:34:00,796
Then I'll introduce you to him
later at the party.
852
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:04,633
I mean...
853
00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:11,674
Got to pick up the monsters.
854
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:15,111
Why you being so nice to me?
855
00:34:15,145 --> 00:34:18,047
Why are you being a freak
and asking a question like that?
856
00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:21,817
See you tonight.
857
00:34:26,923 --> 00:34:28,891
♪
♪
858
00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:04,292
Ah, I knew I had it
here somewhere.
859
00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:06,795
This...
860
00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:08,430
is your father and me
861
00:35:08,465 --> 00:35:10,466
when we were altar boys.
862
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,434
Dad was an altar boy?
Yeah, he sure was.
863
00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:14,603
Wow. Frank around
the communion wine...
864
00:35:14,638 --> 00:35:16,438
that must have been
quite a challenge, huh?
865
00:35:16,473 --> 00:35:17,640
Father Frank,
866
00:35:17,674 --> 00:35:19,275
as we used to call him,
he was very devout.
867
00:35:19,309 --> 00:35:21,610
He was, uh, first in his class
at catechism.
868
00:35:21,645 --> 00:35:22,945
Frank?
869
00:35:22,979 --> 00:35:25,147
So, what brings you boys around?
870
00:35:25,182 --> 00:35:28,784
Well, we're working on a family
tree project at school, Lucy.
871
00:35:28,818 --> 00:35:30,452
Aunt Lucy.
872
00:35:30,487 --> 00:35:32,488
Oh, wow.
Well, good for you.
873
00:35:32,522 --> 00:35:34,557
Did your dad
tell you where I lived?
874
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,724
No, no, we looked it up.
875
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,459
Yeah, I don't suppose
he would have.
876
00:35:37,494 --> 00:35:39,528
We, um, we had a falling out
a long time ago.
877
00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:41,697
Anybody need some more pop?
878
00:35:41,731 --> 00:35:43,465
It was my fault.
879
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,500
I should have done
880
00:35:44,534 --> 00:35:45,834
something about
it, I-I just...
881
00:35:45,869 --> 00:35:47,369
I never did.
882
00:35:47,404 --> 00:35:51,307
Clayton, I need your help
in the kitchen with the pop.
883
00:35:53,510 --> 00:35:56,912
Okay, more pop
884
00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,781
coming right up.
885
00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:03,752
What are you doing?
886
00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:05,788
Getting to know my nephews.
Let's go.
887
00:36:05,822 --> 00:36:07,323
I don't want them in my house.
888
00:36:07,357 --> 00:36:08,691
What? They're great.
They're family!
889
00:36:08,725 --> 00:36:10,726
I can't do this.
Do what?
890
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,361
You told me you never slept with her!
I didn't!
891
00:36:12,395 --> 00:36:13,729
This... ruin their lives.
892
00:36:13,763 --> 00:36:15,631
So, why does he look
exactly like Jacob?!
893
00:36:15,665 --> 00:36:17,032
That guy's totally your dad.
894
00:36:17,067 --> 00:36:18,100
You don't know that for a fact.
895
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,602
We can easily find out.
896
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:20,669
I don't wanna know!
897
00:36:20,704 --> 00:36:23,105
You look exactly like him.
898
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,640
So what am I supposed to do,
899
00:36:24,674 --> 00:36:26,075
pack my bags and move in here?
900
00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:27,543
Yeah! Have you checked
this place out?
901
00:36:27,577 --> 00:36:29,612
Fuck!
Ian...
902
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,714
Ian!
903
00:36:33,183 --> 00:36:37,686
Ian! Ian, come on!
We should at least go in and...
904
00:36:37,721 --> 00:36:40,789
Look, this is about you,
all right? Not me.
905
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,125
We all have our problems
with Frank,
906
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,194
but he's still my father.
907
00:36:45,228 --> 00:36:48,230
And-and Fiona's my sister
and you're my brother.
908
00:36:48,265 --> 00:36:51,834
Debbie, Carl, Liam;
we're a family.
909
00:36:51,868 --> 00:36:54,470
But Ian, you can have
a sweet life here.
910
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:59,308
I'm happy with who we are...
even if you're not.
911
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:09,184
♪
♪
912
00:37:25,802 --> 00:37:28,203
♪
♪
913
00:37:39,616 --> 00:37:42,384
Well, look at that.
Lunch is over.
914
00:37:42,419 --> 00:37:45,087
The time, how she flies.
915
00:37:45,121 --> 00:37:48,090
Well, it's back to the
grindstone for this guy.
916
00:37:48,124 --> 00:37:51,927
Whoa! Careful, Frank!
That spill almost got you there.
917
00:37:51,961 --> 00:37:53,295
Already lost one
best work friend.
918
00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:56,131
Don't need to lose
another so soon.
919
00:37:58,668 --> 00:38:00,302
Okay, you can let go now.
920
00:38:15,051 --> 00:38:17,553
♪
♪
921
00:38:40,677 --> 00:38:45,013
Hey-ey-ey! Tony, right?
Funny seeing you here.
922
00:38:45,048 --> 00:38:46,215
How are ya?
923
00:38:50,754 --> 00:38:51,954
How long you been
stealing cars?
924
00:38:51,988 --> 00:38:53,389
Who says I steal them?
925
00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:55,157
Ow! Fuck!
926
00:38:55,191 --> 00:38:58,293
You were in a Cayenne yesterday,
hot-wiring a 911 today.
927
00:38:58,328 --> 00:39:01,397
No, no, no. I lost my keys.
Motherfucker!
928
00:39:01,431 --> 00:39:04,133
How long?
929
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:07,569
As long as I've
been fucking Fiona for.
930
00:39:07,604 --> 00:39:09,938
Oh, fuck!
931
00:39:12,008 --> 00:39:15,711
And for dinner she made pork
loin with caramelized apples
932
00:39:15,745 --> 00:39:17,479
with a side of iceberg lettuce
933
00:39:17,514 --> 00:39:19,882
that had a little oil and
vinegar drizzled on it.
934
00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:21,517
Oh, what I'd do
for a little Roquefort,
935
00:39:21,551 --> 00:39:23,619
but with my high cholesterol
and all...
936
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,254
I told you about that, right?
937
00:39:25,288 --> 00:39:26,989
About an hour ago.
938
00:39:27,023 --> 00:39:29,091
267. Your doctor wants it
under 150.
939
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,560
Aw, you remember.
940
00:39:31,594 --> 00:39:36,331
Anyway, after dinner, she cut
some berries for dessert.
941
00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:38,100
Strawberries, raspberries,
blackberries.
942
00:39:38,134 --> 00:39:41,270
Oh, fuck! Ow, ow, ow!
943
00:39:41,304 --> 00:39:42,638
Oh, shit!
944
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,039
Frank!
945
00:39:44,073 --> 00:39:45,140
Frank?!
946
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:47,009
Here I come!
947
00:39:57,387 --> 00:39:59,254
Second place sucks, huh?
948
00:39:59,289 --> 00:40:01,590
Think this is only about Fiona?
949
00:40:01,624 --> 00:40:02,591
Well, it fuckin' seems that way!
950
00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:04,092
Yeah? It's also about
951
00:40:04,127 --> 00:40:05,861
the little operation you got
going on.
952
00:40:05,895 --> 00:40:07,229
Yeah, I could cut you in.
953
00:40:07,263 --> 00:40:08,864
Oh, yeah?
954
00:40:08,898 --> 00:40:10,732
You bribing an officer?
955
00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:13,068
Wait, wait. The way
that I figure it,
956
00:40:13,102 --> 00:40:14,803
there's not much you can do.
957
00:40:14,838 --> 00:40:17,573
You bring me in, you risk Fiona
hating you forever.
958
00:40:18,908 --> 00:40:21,710
Yeah. Yeah, that's how
I see it, too.
959
00:40:21,744 --> 00:40:24,780
So, uh, I'm gonna leave
it up to you.
960
00:40:24,814 --> 00:40:27,015
What the hell
does that mean, huh?
961
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:29,284
Come here.
You got two choices:
962
00:40:29,319 --> 00:40:30,686
You could turn yourself in,
963
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,588
spend a couple of years
in jail.
964
00:40:32,622 --> 00:40:34,156
Of course, by the time
you get out,
965
00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:36,525
Fiona and I'll be married.
966
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,926
In your dreams.
967
00:40:39,963 --> 00:40:43,398
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait.
What's the second choice?
968
00:40:43,433 --> 00:40:45,801
You could save your ass.
How?
969
00:40:48,137 --> 00:40:49,638
Disappear tonight.
970
00:40:49,672 --> 00:40:51,907
Walk away.
Just leave everything behind.
971
00:40:51,941 --> 00:40:53,475
Don't go back to your house.
972
00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:56,612
Don't call her.
Don't say good-bye. Just leave.
973
00:40:56,646 --> 00:41:00,048
But you have to
decide right now.
974
00:41:05,054 --> 00:41:08,924
♪ I think I'm love drunk
off one shot of you ♪
975
00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:13,495
♪ I think I'm love drunk,
and you're the proof ♪
976
00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:16,899
♪ I think I'm love drunk, I'm
chasing you, I think I'm... ♪
977
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,834
Nice ass.
978
00:41:18,868 --> 00:41:20,068
Excuse me?
979
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,470
Ooh, don't mind him.
980
00:41:21,504 --> 00:41:24,940
He thinks he's so funny.
This is my husband Hal.
981
00:41:24,974 --> 00:41:26,508
How's it going?
982
00:41:26,543 --> 00:41:28,577
Hal... scared me there.
983
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,779
Almost had to give you
a knee to the groin.
984
00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:31,947
Jazzy's told me l about you.
985
00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:33,415
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
986
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:35,317
Said you're gonna work for me.
987
00:41:35,351 --> 00:41:37,252
I am?
988
00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:38,787
She's the boss.
989
00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:42,991
Don't give me that look.
Come on.
990
00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:43,926
Let's take a lap.
991
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,094
Uh-oh!
992
00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:48,797
Stay out of trouble, Hal.
993
00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:53,402
Thought that cute boyfriend
of yours was coming.
994
00:41:53,436 --> 00:41:55,504
Yeah, so did I.
995
00:42:08,284 --> 00:42:09,751
What the hell?!
996
00:42:12,789 --> 00:42:15,190
Dispatch, this is off-duty
Officer 2244 reporting
997
00:42:15,224 --> 00:42:16,491
a stolen vehicle:
998
00:42:16,526 --> 00:42:19,394
license
7-2-Delta-Delta-Foxtrot-4,
999
00:42:19,429 --> 00:42:20,762
black new Porsche Cayenne
1000
00:42:20,797 --> 00:42:25,200
heading eastbound on Carmac
just past 36th Street.
1001
00:42:29,038 --> 00:42:31,440
♪ Dead and left for broke?
No, not yet ♪
1002
00:42:33,643 --> 00:42:38,513
Well, Steve, possession
of a stolen car is a fel...
1003
00:42:38,548 --> 00:42:42,718
♪ Far from the ground, no,
you'll never bring us down ♪
1004
00:42:42,752 --> 00:42:45,954
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1005
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:53,528
♪ Ripped, torn from the hands of
the willing ♪
1006
00:42:53,563 --> 00:42:55,998
♪ Mum, that's what I'll keep
and I mean it ♪
1007
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:59,668
♪ No, say what I mean
and I mean it ♪
1008
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:03,005
♪ Done minding
the tongue of the bigot ♪
1009
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:08,043
♪ Dead and left for broke? ♪
1010
00:43:08,077 --> 00:43:11,313
♪ No, not yet ♪
1011
00:43:15,685 --> 00:43:19,388
♪ Far from the ground ♪
1012
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,414
You all right?
1013
00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:47,049
Get the fuck out of here!
1014
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,984
Sorry.
1015
00:43:51,821 --> 00:43:54,022
Wait.
1016
00:43:54,057 --> 00:43:55,457
Come back here.
1017
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,728
What happened to your hand?
1018
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,463
Work thing.
1019
00:44:01,497 --> 00:44:03,699
Is your hair different
or something?
1020
00:44:03,733 --> 00:44:05,000
Let me see.
1021
00:44:05,034 --> 00:44:06,535
Sit!
1022
00:44:06,569 --> 00:44:08,236
Nah, nah, I really
should get upstairs.
1023
00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:10,305
Are those pain pills?
1024
00:44:10,339 --> 00:44:12,741
Oxy.
Give me one.
1025
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:17,112
Oh, no, wait! No, don't you
be taking all of those.
1026
00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:23,952
Whoa! Wait!
1027
00:44:23,986 --> 00:44:25,087
What are you doing?
1028
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:27,255
Oh, shit!
Shh...
1029
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,290
No, no, no...
1030
00:44:28,324 --> 00:44:29,891
Leave a message.
1031
00:44:29,926 --> 00:44:31,226
Still not picking up?
1032
00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:32,928
No, keeps going straight
to voicemail.
1033
00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:34,529
I have a bad feeling about this.
1034
00:44:35,013 --> 00:44:37,337
I'm sure there's a logical
explanation, honey.
1035
00:44:38,195 --> 00:44:41,079
You wanna stick out to the bathroom?
I have some party papers.
1036
00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:43,210
- What?
- A little 'pick me up'?
1037
00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:45,459
It'll make you feel better.
1038
00:44:46,995 --> 00:44:48,211
Hello?
1039
00:44:49,579 --> 00:44:50,812
Yes.
1040
00:44:50,847 --> 00:44:52,748
What?
1041
00:44:52,782 --> 00:44:54,801
Shit! No, I'll be right there.
1042
00:44:56,034 --> 00:44:57,968
My brothers were just arrested.
1043
00:45:00,038 --> 00:45:02,539
♪ I'm crazy,
but I'm not afraid... ♪
1044
00:45:02,573 --> 00:45:04,908
No!
1045
00:45:04,942 --> 00:45:07,844
No, no! Whoa!
1046
00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:11,381
What do you think now, daddy?
Am I still a whore?!
1047
00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:14,551
Ah! Mother of god!
1048
00:45:16,354 --> 00:45:22,423
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