1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:05,460 This is what you missed last week on Shameless‘ 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,919 Well, just watch your screen. You'll get it. 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:13,753 Been reading about this Purity Ball. You can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin. 4 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,262 Confess your transgressions. 5 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,766 I'll give you the damn car. 6 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,969 You have to stand up to him, Kash. 7 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,773 Put it back. Now. 8 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,852 -What are you doing? -It's a fucking Snickers bar. 9 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,812 MICKEY: Fuck. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,363 I bought her a house. 11 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,282 You'll be living with Steve in the house he bought. 12 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,489 FIONA: Show me the house. -I like you, Fiona. 13 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,785 You remember Steve? 14 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,413 [FIONA MOANING] 15 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,826 -Yeah, how's it going? LOU: All I need is your signature... 16 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,119 ...and Monica's, and the money is all yours. 17 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,754 -Monica's over at Sheila's. -Who the hell's Monica? 18 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,916 -Our mother. -Oh, my God. 19 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:55,928 How about Moni sign whatever the hell it is you need, we get Liam? 20 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,259 -Done. -You don't get to abandon your kids... 21 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,095 ...and then show up to take your pick of the litter. 22 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:06,685 -Roberta and I wanna start a family. -But you're here now. So I'm done. 23 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,840 So how long you plan on us staying here playing house? 24 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:24,099 Did you see those kids‘ faces? Did you see the way they looked at me? 25 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,597 I'm not supporting six kids. 26 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,262 BOB: We get the DNA results tomorrow... 27 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,180 -...it'|| prove Liam's not Frank's. -Shh! 28 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,608 BOB: That way if the shit head changes his mind, he can't take Liam. 29 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:37,442 -Keep quiet. They're sleeping. BOB: We are gonna make a great family. 30 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:42,531 I'm gonna take care of you and Liam like Frank never could. 31 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:47,539 MONICA: I am going to bed. BOB: Possession is nine-tenths of the law. 32 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,495 [MONICA & BOB LAUGHING AND MURMURING] 33 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,926 FIONA: It's so quiet. 34 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,596 It's nice, right? 35 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,607 Yeah. 36 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,775 DEBBIE [OVER BABY MONITOR]: It has to be E-6... 37 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,941 with the only spot left big enough for a carrier. 38 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,485 CARL [OVER BABY MONITOR]: No, it's not. DEBBIE: You're lying. 39 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,575 Monica didn't even bother to read to them or tuck them in. 40 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,286 She probably forgot to use Liam's ass cream too. 41 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,952 DEBBIE: Yes, it is. You're cheating again. CARL: No, I'm not. 42 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,874 Carl, go back to your room. Debbie, go to sleep. School tomorrow. 43 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,292 CARL: We're almost done. -You both brush your teeth? 44 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,335 -Yes. -Yeah. 45 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,881 Carl. Go. Now. 46 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:52,103 -Night, Carl. -Night, Fiona. Love you. 47 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,731 -Love you, Fiona. FIONA: Love you too. 48 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,693 And no reading under the covers. 49 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,157 [DEBBIE SIGHS] 50 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,376 Monica, Carl needs something from you. 51 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,583 -Here. -What? What's this? 52 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,339 Permission slip. 53 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:23,169 -You're going to the aquarium. When? -Today. I need $10. 54 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,211 -What for? -Admission fee. 55 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,974 -School doesn't pay for that? -No. And he'll need money for food. 56 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,510 Grab him an instant oatmeal and a Pop-Tart. 57 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,475 -Makes a great lunch. -Deb, what are you doing? 58 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:38,392 I'm looking for a poster board and markers. I'm running for re-election. 59 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,853 Ian, could you help her? 60 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,523 If you would tell me these things before it'd be better in the morning. 61 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,825 -I need 40 bucks. BOB: No. 62 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,908 -Bob, do you have a five? -In my wallet. Where it's gonna stay. 63 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:55,200 I need a new calculus textbook. I can get it used, only cost 20. 64 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,460 Where are our lunches? 65 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,545 Huh? 66 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,252 Um... 67 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:06,340 What is everybody looking at? Start spreading peanut butter on bread. 68 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,137 Right. 69 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,183 So.... Okay, where's the jelly? 70 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,685 BOB: Hey, listen. I'm running this kitchen. 71 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,348 We're gonna have an assembly line. You, right there. Tallest to shortest. 72 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:22,270 Fucking Monica. She can barely cook an egg. She didn't even make them lunches. 73 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:26,360 She's got them leaving late while that fat lesbian sits on her ass doing nothing. 74 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,617 STEVE: It's freezing. 75 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,571 Go over and help out. 76 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,704 -Fuck her. -She's driving you crazy. 77 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,332 FIONA: I'm fine. -All right, then it's driving me crazy. 78 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,789 Believe me, I'll be back over there soon enough. 79 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,704 You get any sleep last night? 80 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,879 She left Carl at Oktoberfest until November. 81 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,090 This is a woman who burned a hole in Liam's footie pajamas... 82 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,551 ...when she fell asleep smoking while nursing. 83 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,057 -She came back. -She's a flake. 84 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,560 Okay? She never called, she never came by. 85 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:59,097 She never sent those kids a fucking birthday card. 86 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,184 I mean, it must have been hard when she left. 87 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,603 -Destroyed the kids. -I meant you. 88 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,272 Oh, heh, I wept tears of joy. 89 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,735 We need a couch. 90 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,776 -You should talk to a lawyer. -Heh, right. 91 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,571 I can't keep food on the table but I'm hiring a lawyer. 92 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,161 Just to find out what Monica can and can't do. 93 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,788 Here, you know what? I gotta get to work. 94 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,420 -Hup! Catch. -Wha-? What's this? 95 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,252 Your own cell phone. 96 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:28,635 -I don't want you buying me stuff. -It's what couples do. 97 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,088 Get us a couch. 98 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,719 Okay. Um.... 99 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,348 okay- 100 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,725 Everyone. 101 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,152 We won't be here when you get home from school. 102 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,532 -Why? -What? 103 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,952 -Fiona always tells us why. -None of your damn business why. 104 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,785 -Bob. -Your mother told you to go, so go. 105 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,915 MONICA: Out. -Go on, guys. I'll catch up. 106 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:05,000 Bye. Bye. Blier 107 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,509 [LIAM CHUCKLES] 108 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,967 I don't care what the fucking DNA test says... 109 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,881 ...you're not taking Liam. 110 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,768 -We'll see about that. -Yeah, we will. 111 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,352 We having a problem, Phillip? 112 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,356 I don't know, Bob, let's see. 113 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,360 You're camped out in my house, you're fucking my mother... 114 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:31,068 ...and talking about stealing my brother, why would we have problem? 115 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,574 -Boy, I will kick your-- -Stop it. Hey. 116 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,528 Congratulations, Mom, you always knew how to pick them. 117 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,116 MONICA: Lip. 118 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,417 LIP’ 119 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,294 LIP’ 120 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,581 Please stop. 121 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,624 Please. 122 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,798 -We haven't had a chance to talk. -Don't worry about it. 123 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:56,131 No, I do. I-- 124 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,392 Oh, jeez. I don't know where to start. 125 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,427 How to explain. 126 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,688 I worry about you. 127 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,567 I think about you all the time. 128 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,811 I miss you. 129 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,198 ere s so muc wanna as ou. Th ‘ h I k How's school? 130 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:20,371 You were always so smart, my Lip. 131 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,372 I know you can do anything. 132 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,458 I'm so sorry I hurt you. 133 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,174 Look at me. 134 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:44,434 Next time you're thinking about dropping in, don't. 135 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,520 You've fucked up our lives enough already. 136 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,202 Touched by an Angel marathon on Hallmark this weekend. 137 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,782 Ooh, I always liked that one. 138 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,243 Except the Irish lady. She's weird. 139 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,830 A Gunsmoke marathon on TBS too. 140 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,536 Think we could get it painted? 141 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,415 -The car. -Anything you want, princess. 142 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,756 I am just so proud of you for deciding to go to the Purity Ball... 143 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,096 ...and letting me protect you the way Jesus intended, huh? 144 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:22,054 -Have fun at school, sweetie. KAREN: Bye, Mom. 145 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:27,973 Frank, I made Belgian crepes with raspberries... 146 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,984 -...and there's a little maple syrup. -I can't. I'm late. 147 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,770 -Where you going? -I told you. I'm picking up Monica... 148 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,657 ...going to the city clerk's office, signing the settlement, and getting the money. 149 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,285 -So Monica? -Yes, Monica. 150 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,617 You want me to get the money, don't you? 151 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,204 -Is that the only reason? -Yes. 152 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,868 -Frank, are you coming home for dinner? -AbsoluteIy. 153 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,208 -Are you sure? -Yes. Yes. I'm late. 154 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,464 I'm late. 155 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,341 [CAR ENGINE REVS] 156 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,654 Fuck. 157 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,456 -Thank God we're leaving tomorrow. -I don't think I can. 158 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,867 -Yes, you can. -These kids need me. 159 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,502 -They're fine. -You didn't see Lip? 160 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,006 -How broken-hearted he was? -Oh, honey, he'll get over it. 161 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,584 We can't take Liam from his brothers and sisters. 162 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,343 He's coming with us. 163 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,797 No, the universe is giving me a sign. 164 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,842 An opportunity to be the mother I never could be. 165 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,351 I always felt guilty about leaving those kids. 166 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:51,481 I'm better now. I think I can handle it. 167 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,310 Yeah. 168 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,608 Look at me. 169 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,490 Monica. Look-- Uh-uh! 170 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,284 Look at me. 171 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,238 When we met, you were like a beaten dog. 172 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,249 -Barely hanging on by a thread. -I am stronger now. 173 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:13,628 But for how long if we stay here, baby? 174 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,414 For how long? Hmm? 175 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,799 [CHUCKLES] 176 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:22,759 We're getting the DNA results, then we're leaving with Liam. 177 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,508 Oh, ho! 178 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,520 I hope I'm not interrupting a pajama party, Moni. 179 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,057 That's what you ladies do? Pillow fights and the like? 180 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,817 You wish you had a dick as big as mine. 181 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,606 I am a man of ample girth and length. 182 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,989 Ask Moni. 183 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,193 If I seem unimpressive in my Wranglers... 184 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,825 ...it's because I'm a grower, not a shower. 185 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:52,083 But trust me, when it's time to show, I grow. 186 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,041 Come on, Mrs. G, let's hit the road. 187 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,297 Frankie's got some moola coming his way. 188 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,298 Change of plans, Frankie. 189 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,550 Monica's not signing those papers until you get Lip, Fiona and the kids... 190 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,261 -...on board with us taking Liam. FRANK: What? 191 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,142 Monica needs to know that the kids aren't gonna hate her. 192 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,305 -It's too late, they already hate her. -Don't push it, Frank. 193 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,685 We could be asking for the spousal support... 194 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,272 ...and half the settlement money. 195 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,355 Fine. 196 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:27,076 -Where's Fiona? -Next door. She moved in with Steve. 197 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,117 Who the fuck is Steve? 198 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,797 Oh, God. 199 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,353 -That time of year again, Jasper? -Yeah, just like Christmas, Frank. 200 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,813 -I know you've been naughty. -Stop following me. 201 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:04,277 Got my camcorder right here. Just a matter of time before I catch you. 202 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,357 Fuck off. 203 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,536 [GRUNTS] 204 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,125 How's Mickey doing? 205 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,962 They still have him at the jail ward over at county. 206 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,128 -You been over to visit him? -No. 207 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:30,636 Those dyke guards pat you down like amateur gynecologists. 208 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,763 How's Kash? 209 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:36,304 Heh. Couple of the neighborhood watch ladies came by the store... 210 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,848 ...offered to throw him a parade. 211 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,566 Hmm. 212 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:44,980 Kash had better move his family back to Baghdad before Mickey gets out. 213 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,525 -He's from Evanston. -Won't be nearly far enough. 214 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,287 LIP: Mandy. -Lip. 215 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,325 That's a nice outfit. What is that, uh, pirate wench? 216 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,410 You like? 217 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:04,002 -What's your, uh, third period? -Health. Why? 218 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,168 Think we need to miss some school. 219 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,093 IAN: See you. 220 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,264 -Tony? -Somebody bought Mr. Harris‘ house? 221 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:23,651 -Windows aren't boarded up anymore. -Yeah. Somebody did. 222 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,191 Who? 223 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,155 Steve. 224 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,444 Yeah. 225 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,908 Hope he can get the smell out. 226 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,496 Harris was dead on the toilet a long time before we found him. 227 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,122 What was that about? 228 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,547 [ENGINE REVS] 229 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,006 Come on. 230 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,506 Shit. 231 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,847 -Careful, careful, careful. Stop. Owl FIONA: I got it. I got it. 232 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:01,056 -Okay. Girl power. And down, down. VERONICA: Down, down, down. 233 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,440 Oh, sorry. 234 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,272 FRANK: Nice couch. -What the hell, Frank? 235 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,313 -Steve needs new locks. -You broke in? 236 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,153 -Living with the boyfriend. -What? 237 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,865 She won't sign my settlement until you and the kids stop harassing her. 238 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,825 We're not harassing her. 239 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,366 -The boy needs to be with his mother. -He is with his mother. 240 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,627 Till she decides to take off again. 241 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:28,633 You obviously don't care. You've moved into this love nest. 242 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,795 I didn't move. I'm staying here until your wife fucks up. 243 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,050 What your mother and I decide to do... 244 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:39,345 ...with our son Liam is our business, Fiona, not yours. 245 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,013 I am getting that money. 246 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,368 So? 247 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,154 I think he might be serious. 248 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,325 MAN: Hey, Frank. FRANK: Fuck. 249 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,538 MAN: Asshole. 250 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:10,758 Yo, Frank. Sheila called and is making your favorite dinner. Pot roast. 251 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,591 Sheila's making you pot roast? Aw, that's so sweet. 252 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,724 And that Jasper guy was hanging around again asking questions about you. 253 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,602 Wanted to know how you felt. If you were back to work. 254 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,728 Fucking disability guy. 255 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,734 He's outside right now. Been following me around all morning. 256 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,986 I told him you were training for a marathon. 257 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:34,946 Every year that shit head tries to trip me up, stop my disability check. 258 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:39,909 I finally get some luck and this douche with a video cam has to show up. 259 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,415 -You don't have any luck, heh. FRANK: Hello? 260 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,419 Settlement money. Thank you. 261 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:50,548 If I can get Monica away from Rosey Grier long enough to sign the thing. 262 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,300 Well, my guess, Bob won't let Monica out of her sight. 263 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,803 She did look beautiful, though, didn't she? 264 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,713 Really keeping herself up. 265 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,553 Uh-huh. 266 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,720 Yeah, what about, uh, Sheila and the pot roast? 267 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,058 [LAUGHS] 268 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,725 She's like mouth herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. 269 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,395 No, Monica is my soul mate. 270 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,230 We just click. 271 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,441 Two lesbians at home, the promise of cash. 272 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,826 Maybe your luck has changed, Frank. 273 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,657 Nah! 274 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,911 [CHUCKLES] 275 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,660 No. 276 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,325 -What are we looking for? -Override parental rights. 277 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,916 We thinking DCFS or attorneys? 278 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,581 Attorneys. I should have done this when I turned 18. 279 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,717 Frank was so broken after Monica left, he would have signed. 280 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,720 Here's someone. Mark Rydell. 281 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,422 "He'll fight for you... 282 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,307 -...when you can't fight for yourself." -Asian cowboy? Don't think so. 283 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,684 [CHUCKLING] 284 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,721 Ooh. What about that lady that helped get Carl and Debbie back... 285 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,140 ...when Frank locked them in that car at bingo? 286 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,774 Micha Davis. 287 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,898 -Is this her? -It looks like she just shit in her pants. 288 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,904 -Heh. -Keep looking. 289 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,940 Ah.... 290 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,703 There's one. Christine Dowling. Attractive, professional. 291 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:06,411 And it looks like she might actually have a law degree. Let's call her. 292 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,494 IAN: Where'd you get the car? 293 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,955 LIP: Borrowed it from Steve. 294 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,249 I've been working with him a bit. 295 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,212 Doing what? 296 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,760 [SCOFFS] 297 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,173 Uh, you better not let Fiona find out about it or she'll kill you. 298 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,636 And him. 299 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,766 LIP: You doing okay? 300 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,139 Lot going on. 301 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,272 Yeah. It's weird having Monica back. 302 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,529 Yeah. Yeah, that too. 303 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,441 What, something else? 304 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,319 It's kind of hard to explain. 305 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,655 Try me. 306 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,285 Mickey's gay and we're doing it. And Kash shot Mickey because of me. 307 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,079 Mickey would rather go to juvie than admit he's gay. 308 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:58,627 So I'm doing both Kash and Mickey. Well, not so much Kash lately. 309 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,887 When Kash and me were hot and heavy, Linda found out about it... 310 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,800 ...and is blackmailing Kash into have another kid. 311 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,638 Holy shit. 312 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,803 Yeah. 313 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,602 Here they come. 314 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,570 -I think I'm gonna go see him today. -Who, Kash? 315 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,448 No, Mickey. He's in jail awaiting sentencing. 316 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,993 I wanna know what I have to do to adopt my toddler brother... 317 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,038 ...and possibly my other siblings, and raise them as my own. 318 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,548 -Are both your parents still alive? -Yes. 319 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,424 -Incompetent? -Very. 320 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,263 Okay. Well, you're talking about vacating their parental rights... 321 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,674 ...and becoming legal guardian of how many? 322 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,559 -Five. -Well, that's a lot of kids. 323 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,189 Law's pretty strict regarding parental rights. 324 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,976 You'd need to prove incompetence. Do you have a case? 325 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,644 How much time do you have? 326 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,485 -I have a folder. -You got a folder. Okay. 327 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,859 [CHRISTINE CLEARS THROAT] 328 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,117 -It looks like your mother-- -Monica. 329 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,246 Monica left a couple of years ago? 330 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,908 Twenty-one-and-a-half months. 331 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,122 -Is she back now? -Sort of. 332 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,297 And your father, Frank Gallagher. Wow, he's a live one. 333 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,253 Drinker? 334 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,420 [GRUNTING] 335 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,964 Yeah. 336 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,143 Uh, do you make federal poverty level wages for a family of six? 337 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,348 How much is that? 338 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,064 -Thirty grand a year or so. -Heh. Pfft! 339 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,640 [CHUCKLES] 340 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,311 You don't earn enough to support them... 341 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,401 ...and we'd have to prove your parents incompetent? 342 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,615 I know it bites the big one... 343 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,699 ...but the best case is county places your brothers and sisters in foster care... 344 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,331 ...while you and your father fight over custody. 345 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,911 [SIGHS] 346 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,247 -Mrs. Gallagher? MONICA: Yeah. 347 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,704 -Thank you. -Yeah. 348 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,509 He's Frank's. 349 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,509 -What? -Frank's the father. 350 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,845 How the fuck is this possible? 351 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,727 I don't know. I thought I got pregnant when I did E... 352 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:17,766 ...with that bouncer at the Zebra Lounge. I woke up naked. 353 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,601 The law is still on our side. 354 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,645 MONICA: What? -You're the mother. 355 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,858 -Yeah. BOB: Mm-hm. 356 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,525 So we find Frank today, tell him we'll sign his settlement papers... 357 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,740 ...in exchange for him signing over his parental rights. 358 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:36,038 After that, there ain't a damn thing Fiona can do about it. Come on, Monica. 359 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,334 Shit. He's not ruining my fucking family. 360 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:46,594 I swear to God, he's not gonna take my son away from me. Fuck this shit. 361 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,921 2;;-:;' 362 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,720 -They look unhappy. -Yeah. 363 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,276 The two women who just left must not have been happy with the news they got. 364 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,811 Oh, yeah, happens. 365 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,197 Had a guy last month hang himself from a pipe in the men's room. 366 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,234 So can I help you? 367 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:14,576 Yeah, I think, uh, maybe you can. 368 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,765 [TIRES SCREECH] 369 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,541 How long you gonna keep this up, Jasper? 370 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,710 As long as it takes this time. 371 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:13,257 Insurer is sick and tired of paying you. We know you're faking. 372 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:16,301 Gonna pay me a thousand bucks for proving it. 373 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,606 Hey, Jasper. 374 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,739 Monica? 375 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,068 You here? 376 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:39,415 I talked to Fiona. Everything's good. 377 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,788 Monica? 378 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,874 Blehl 379 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,230 Oh, shit. Unh. 380 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,202 -Where's Fiona? -Doesn't live here anymore. 381 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,958 -Monica? -Nope. 382 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,711 Ithink I broke my arm. 383 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:27,962 Uh-huh. 384 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,839 It hurts a lot. 385 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,836 Yeah. 386 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,139 -That one? -Yeah. 387 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,976 Owl What the--? 388 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,724 Go get your bike. 389 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,185 -You sure you're ready for this? -Hell, yeah. 390 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:52,651 I mean, just because Liam's Frank's doesn't mean the rest of us are. 391 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,611 YGPA 392 00:24:54,785 --> 00:25:00,906 All right. It says here, all we have to do is... 393 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,166 ...swab our own cheeks and send it back in. 394 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,873 Yeah, and pay them 150 bucks each. 395 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,584 On the off chance we're not related to Frank... 396 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,249 ...tt's totally worth it. Open up. 397 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,175 It's actually pretty cool. 398 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,716 There's a lot of shit we could figure out about ourselves in here. 399 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,761 Yeah, like, uh, if we got the alcoholic gene from Frank. 400 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,642 Yeah, or the dummy gene from Monica. 401 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:28,808 Or, uh, if any of us is gonna turn out to be gay. 402 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,351 403 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,528 [ENGINE REVS] 404 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,622 [TIRES SCREECHING] 405 00:25:57,848 --> 00:25:59,554 Now. 406 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,599 Carl. 407 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:09,811 Carl. Carl. 408 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,272 I think you broke his arm. 409 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,984 -Oh, shit. CARL: Can I go to the hospital now? 410 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,989 Just give me a couple of more yells first. 411 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,525 CARL: Ow! 412 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,534 FRANK: Oh, my boy. CARL: Ow! 413 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,832 Oh, wow, that roast smells amazing. 414 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,578 Don't get any ideas. It's not for you. 415 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,293 Frank's not coming back. He's with his wife now. 416 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,173 Mm. 417 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,835 I know how disappointed you get when nobody's here... 418 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,844 ...to eat your wonderful meals. 419 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,846 KAREN: Mom. 420 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,763 -Where is my dress? SHEILA: Ah! 421 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:50,849 -That's perfect. It's so good. KAREN: Okay. Heh. 422 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,517 Ah! Perfect. 423 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,978 Okay, let get this side. 424 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,572 My goodness. 425 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,362 You look stunning. 426 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,081 I am so proud of you. 427 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:16,715 All right, Eddie. 428 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:22,885 Why don't you join us for dinner before you both go to the Purity Ball? 429 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,889 You're sure? 430 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,803 I'll just save a plate for Frank. 431 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,143 MAN: I don't know, man. That's what he was saying, though. 432 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,984 Thanks for putting money in my commissary account. 433 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,699 I was running low on smokes. 434 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,404 Not me. Kash. 435 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,662 I told him you might still press charges. 436 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,706 Thanks. 437 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,837 How long? 438 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,715 I don't know. Supposed to be a year, right? 439 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,848 Maybe only a couple of months if I don't do anything stupid. 440 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,431 Like what? 441 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,640 Like stab that fat Mick who keeps trying to steal my Jell-O. 442 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,350 MAN: Who, me? -Yeah. 443 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,889 MAN: Fuck you. 444 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,686 I miss you. 445 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,444 You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head. 446 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,868 [CHUCKLES] 447 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,544 -Take your hand off the glass. -Oh. 448 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,440 [SIREN WAILS] 449 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,544 -Evening, officer, is everything okay? -I don't know. Is it? 450 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,714 -Oh, hey, Tony, how you doing? -Good. 451 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,437 So did I do something wrong? Tail light out? Low tire? 452 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,519 No, no, no. Uh, congratulations on the new house. 453 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,734 Yeah. 454 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,772 Yeah, yeah. Nice little fixer-upper in the neighborhood. 455 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,737 Hear the neighbors can be loud, though. Lots of kids. 456 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,528 -Fiona's a good girl. -The best. 457 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,914 Known her since we were in Head Start. Long time, you know. 458 00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:02,005 Just drive carefully. You don't wanna get hurt down here. 459 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,891 Mm, this is good. 460 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:19,602 So I'm just curious about what happens at the Purity Ball tonight. 461 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:22,108 Oh, it's a Christian event designed to strengthen the bond... 462 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,894 ...between fathers and daughters. 463 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:27,405 We make a covenant, uh, of purity, like an oath. 464 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,407 And then we exchange promise rings... 465 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:33,787 ...and, uh, we do some chastity prayers. It's fun. 466 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,373 Wow. 467 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,832 Do they have these, urn, balls for young men? 468 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,712 Why would they? 469 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,958 SHEILA: Aw. 470 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,252 Ready to smile? 471 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,763 Aw. Oh, that's so nice. 472 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,013 [GASPS] 473 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,096 It's beautiful. One more. One more. 474 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:58,978 -Okay. -One more. One more. It's so nice. 475 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,187 -Oh, yeah. -Hey, you're back. 476 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:06,274 Oh, hell, yeah. Showed that Jasper a thing or two. 477 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:09,940 Bastard's going to be begging me not to sue him. 478 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,906 Let us have a bottle of your good stuff. I've got some money coming. 479 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,414 When you die, I'm gonna go to your funeral and sing a song. It goes: 480 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,449 [SINGING] I got money comin' 481 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:22,745 Oh, boy. Bet you wish you had that vasectomy by now, huh? 482 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,300 Thought you'd wanna know Carl's all right. Reset his arm. 483 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,463 Yeah, so please, stay on your barstool and just keep drinking. 484 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,843 Hey, let's just do what we came here to do. 485 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,806 If you're looking for money, I don't have any yet. 486 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,471 Your mom still hasn't signed my settlement papers. 487 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:45,108 -I don't know where she's been all day. -Getting Liam's DNA results. 488 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,066 -Congratulations, you're still the father. -Are you serious? 489 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,278 Ooh. I thought that was always a rumor... 490 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:56,036 ...about Nana Gallagher having an affair with that sax player. 491 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,073 Promise you won't sign anything forfeiting parental rights. 492 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:03,210 Come on. You know what a bad mother Monica is. 493 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:06,668 I'm letting her pretend she can have him so I can get my settlement. 494 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:11,051 -What if she doesn't give up that easy? -No, no, no. This is a win-win situation. 495 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,337 Even if she takes him for a little while... 496 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:17,007 ...she'll be back, crying about her low self-esteem... 497 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,268 ...or how boys actually need their fathers... 498 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,225 ...or penis grief, heh. 499 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:26,187 That's when you wake up and look at the person next of you and you say: 500 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,443 "Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady." 501 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,355 I've never asked you for anything. Ever. 502 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:34,946 Oh, come on. Will you please give me some time with this? 503 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,283 -I can do this. I just-- Don't pressure me. -I've gotta walk away. 504 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,864 -What? -If I don't I'm gonna fucking hit him. 505 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,705 What the hell. 506 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,662 [LIP 8. FRANK GRUNT] 507 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,627 Fuck. 508 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,589 Debs? 509 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:04,225 You do this, you are on your own and I'm not kidding. I'm done. I'm gone. 510 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:09,314 Bullshit. You'll never leave those monkeys. You love them too much. 511 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,194 Kids. 512 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:17,902 Before we begin, let me just say how proud we are of your desire to re-purify. 513 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,784 My daughters participated and now, although still single... 514 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,450 ...are enjoying very spirit-filled lives. 515 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,121 Patty, would you like to start? 516 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:35,381 Last year, when I was singing madrigal, I started dating a boy in the choir. 517 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,303 He said we were dating... 518 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:41,934 ...but we never met outside of our make-out sessions in the rehearsal hall. 519 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:48,724 I repeatedly let him touch me, my breasts, through my shirt and bra. 520 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:53,278 And once I felt his rod touch my leg. 521 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,440 So embarrassing. I can't believe I let him do this. I'm sorry. 522 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,984 Thank you. I want to thank you for your courage... 523 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,198 ...to confront your struggles with desire. 524 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,370 Who's next? Elaine? 525 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,996 Hi. My name is Elaine... 526 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:16,092 ...and I only touched one penis. 527 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,049 Once. 528 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,760 If I didn't, I was gonna get hit with a pipe. 529 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:25,849 God, why did you let my daughter become a slave to the flesh? 530 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,183 I was gonna get hit with a pipe. 531 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,895 STEVE: Uh, so the lawyer said there's nothing you can do? 532 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,439 If we sue it could backfire, make things worse. 533 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,613 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 534 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,036 Jesus. This place still smells like old man Harris. 535 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,698 -What did Monica want? -To come over for dinner. 536 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,867 Some kind of a family meeting. 537 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,294 Ha, ha, family? Fucking load of shit. 538 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,876 -You told her we know Liam's Frank's? LIP: Yeah. 539 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,082 [FIONA SIGHS] 540 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:57,838 You have any pot? 541 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:01,221 If I have to go see Mom conscious, I might commit a violent felony. 542 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:04,508 That's the first time in a long time I've heard you call her Mom. 543 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,434 Idid? 544 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:10,104 I don't know if I ever felt like she was my mom. 545 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,106 Ian and I got our DNA test done. 546 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:14,813 FIONA: Why? 547 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,525 Got excited at the idea of not being Frank's. 548 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:21,533 If none of us are his, you'd have an easier time becoming our legal guardian. 549 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,695 Lip's gonna pick up the results in about an hour. 550 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:28,498 Well, here's to you not being Frank's. 551 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,078 [SIGHS] 552 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,752 My actions have been unlady-like and base in nature... 553 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:40,214 ...and for that I'm truly sorry. 554 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,632 RANDY: Karen. 555 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,348 In order for you to receive the gift of purity... 556 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,009 ...you need to be as honest as you can. 557 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:54,016 It's okay, sweetheart. Just tell what happened. 558 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,439 Um.... 559 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,569 Well, okay, heh. 560 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:02,152 I started having oral sex at a very young age. 561 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:05,569 Maybe 13. It was guys around the neighborhood. 562 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:10,741 Three or four at first and then, well, more than three or four. 563 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,328 I didn't have intercourse until the 8th grade. 564 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:19,045 I didn't like it at first but then around the 6th time it started to feel good. 565 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,425 Really good. 566 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,631 But I didn't feel good about it. Um.... 567 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,969 There was a few times where I got high... 568 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:31,766 ...and started experimenting with guys and girls at the same time. 569 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,976 I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy... 570 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,017 ...but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around... 571 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:41,985 ...which felt very good but kind of bad all at the same time. 572 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,691 Then there was the time at Mindy Carlson's sleepover... 573 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:48,407 ...when we all got in the shower and started soaping each other up. 574 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,448 Her mom walked in and freaked out when she saw Mindy... 575 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,457 ...with a big, black, strap-on dildo. 576 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,209 You whore! 577 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,997 Whores don't get cars. 578 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,834 MONICA: Okay. There. 579 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,469 I hope everybody's hungry. 580 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:11,593 There you go, Ian. It's your favorite. 581 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,308 -What is it? -Lasagna. 582 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:18,357 Carl, could you start passing the salad? Please? 583 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:22,191 Monica's Liam's mother and I know you won't be happy, but-- 584 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:27,325 Jesus, Bob, can we just enjoy our dinner and then talk after? 585 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,828 -Talk about what? -Debbie, please. 586 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,536 -Where's Lip? -Had something to do. 587 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:37,919 -He's not coming? -Sorry I'm late. Did I miss the chow? 588 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,503 Ooh, ooh! 589 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,005 Looks good. 590 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:45,545 If you called us here to tell us you're taking Liam, we don't wanna hear it. 591 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:50,842 Fiona, you're upset. I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years. 592 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,102 I know. It's like swallowing broken glass every day. 593 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,478 HGYA 594 00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,309 Oh, Lip, wonderful. We just started. 595 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:03,607 Your mother said 6:30. You lose your watch? 596 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:04,983 Don't have a watch, Bob. 597 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,073 What's the news? 598 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,905 Haven't opened it yet. Figured we should do it together. 599 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,159 Thanks. 600 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:15,370 Me and Ian have decided to get our DNA tests done too... 601 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:18,581 ...on the off chance that maybe we aren't Frank's kids. 602 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:19,790 What? 603 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,957 Yeah. We figured why should you and Bob get to have all the fun? 604 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,677 Holy shit. 605 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:32,633 Congratulations, Ian. 606 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:36,557 You are not Frank Gallagher's son. 607 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,899 [DOOR BANGS] 608 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:51,113 Fuck. Ugh. 609 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,869 Karen? Sweetie. 610 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,826 Honey? 611 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,497 Honey, you're back from the ball so soon? 612 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,620 Honey? 613 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,998 Karen? 614 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,212 [CRASHES THEN SHEILA GASPS] 615 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,878 He promised me the fucking car. 616 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,968 Karen, honey, what's going on? 617 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,678 I'm so proud of you. 618 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,015 You remind me of my first communion. 619 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,725 He humiliated me. 620 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,148 He made me think he loved me. 621 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,186 [BOTH CRYING] 622 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:37,702 Oh, honey, what happened? Baby, what happened? 623 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,164 Honestly, sweetie, I don't know. 624 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:47,128 There was that week in the summer of '95 that I did a lot of PCP. 625 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:51,386 You did PCP? Without me? 626 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,888 You promised we would do that together. 627 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,515 Excuse me, can we get back to who Ian's father is? 628 00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:59,052 Uh, uh, I like the idea of Monica cheating on Frank. 629 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,812 It really keeps my image of you right on track, Mom. 630 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:06,568 Will somebody please tell me what we're talking about? 631 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:11,323 All right. The results say that you, Frank, are absolutely not my father. 632 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,984 But my father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers. 633 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:17,327 -Dad has brothers? -He has two, right? 634 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,533 Three. 635 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:22,576 LIP: I think I met the one that sells smoked sausage and razor blades... 636 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:25,628 -...out of the trunk of his car. -All right. 637 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:29,253 I honestly don't know. 638 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,719 -Are we still related? -Of course you are. 639 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:38,759 Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you fucked my brother’! 640 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:43,522 What's next? You gonna take up with a black lady-man? 641 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,730 Oh, I forgot. That's already happened. 642 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,520 How can we get back together now? 643 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:55,488 I have never, ever had any intention of getting back together with you, Frank. 644 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,904 You only tricked me into coming here to get some settlement money. 645 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:01,073 I wanted to see you again. 646 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,037 So you pretended that she won a teddy bear? 647 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:08,296 -You know how much I love teddy bears. -You and Monica are over, Frank. 648 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,960 -Me and Monica are getting married. -She's still married to me. 649 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,261 Not for long. She's getting a divorce. 650 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,921 You two are still married? 651 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,513 -How can two ladies get married? -They're lesbians. 652 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,474 Penetration isn't required for sex to occur. 653 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,646 -What? It's legal now in several states. -Divorce, Frank. 654 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,402 -You owe her that much. -What about what she owes me? 655 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:34,564 She gonna leave me again with six kids? 656 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,573 Leave me to deal with all the shit? 657 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,700 You mean leave me to deal with the shit. 658 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,283 I didn't leave you. You drove me out. 659 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:45,871 No self-respecting person could stay with you. You treated me like a dog. 660 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,831 FIONA: Hey. -Hey. 661 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,292 You need to let us raise Liam. 662 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:53,708 I don't care what the tests results say, Liam belongs with us. 663 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:57,674 -Nobody's taking Liam. -I can't believe you want a divorce. 664 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,931 What? 665 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:03,468 Me and Bob deserve a family of our own. 666 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:09,141 -You had a family. You left it. -I didn't leave you. He drove me out. 667 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,443 -You should have protected us. -I tried but I couldn't. 668 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:16,071 Fiona, if I didn't leave, I would have died. 669 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,858 Oh, cut the shit, Myrna Loy. 670 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:23,030 You have no idea what it was like being married to him. 671 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,448 You have no idea how bad it is. 672 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,958 -Yeah? Try me. -Oh, come on, now. 673 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:32,122 Okay. I know that he tortured you. 674 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,666 I know that he ruined you. 675 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,002 But we didn't marry him, Mom. 676 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,677 You did. 677 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:43,091 If you love us, any of us, in any way... 678 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:49,856 ...you‘ll leave Liam, take your girlfriend, get in your truck and never come back. 679 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:53,938 But.... 680 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,788 681 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,295 I love you. 682 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,547 I do. 683 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,379 Jesus. 684 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:28,761 What's the matter with you? 685 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,602 Did she tell you? Did she tell you what she said? 686 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,893 You called our daughter a whore. 687 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,104 How about what she did to me? 688 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:41,024 -Just get out. Out. -What? 689 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,817 Just get out. 690 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,279 -Get out! Get out! -Did she mention what she did to me? 691 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:51,747 She's a human being. She deserves love, not hate. 692 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:54,128 You weren't there. I knew all those people. 693 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,041 -Don't ever come back. Don't come back! -Shejust kept going on and on. 694 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,926 Go! Get out! 695 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,338 Don't ever come back. 696 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,467 Forever! 697 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:17,857 Frank. Frank, did you see what Eddie did to my Karen? 698 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,442 You're out of the house. 699 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:22,653 What? 700 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,485 You're out of the house. 701 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,159 702 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:33,709 I got so mad I came out of the house. 703 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:40,508 I'm out of the house! 704 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:44,421 Frank, look at me. Hello. 705 00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:52,224 -What are they doing? -Looks like packing. 706 00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:54,013 What about Liam? 707 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,064 LIP: I can't tell through the window. 708 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,317 We could call the police, tell them Liam's being kidnapped. 709 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:06,902 Hey, we're gonna figure this shit out, okay? No matter what. 710 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,320 Hey, guys, they're coming out. 711 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,678 ICRYING] 712 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,898 Mom? 713 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,375 And Mrs. Gallagher. 714 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,505 How do you pronounce your first name? 715 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,919 FRANK [WHISPERS]: Monica. 716 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,217 Monka. Monka! 717 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,676 -Monica. -Monka. 718 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,221 -Hal. HAL: Mm-hm. 719 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:37,552 Out. 720 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,980 [IN NORMAL VOICE] No. Wait, wait, wait. You can't do that. That's my money. 721 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,482 That is-- Wait a second. That's my money. 722 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:47,270 My money. I blow you for nothing. 723 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,355 Next. 724 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,591 [English - US - SDH]