1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,087 OFFICER: Keep moving. -Where were you guys last week? 3 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:12,584 -Three-eighty-four a month. —Foster kids are messed up. 4 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,344 They need a positive influence. 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,805 —Unh, that's for screwing my husband. -Unh. 6 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,091 [BOTH GRUNTING] 7 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,806 Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out. 8 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:29,522 I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid over on Ridgedale. 9 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,112 I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service. 10 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,320 -The punishment? -I'm at the university. Come to my office. 11 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,514 [HORN BLARING] 12 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,203 [CHUCKLES] 13 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,522 [GROANSI 14 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,322 I'm going to the store today. 15 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,656 Toilet paper. I'm starting to chafe from the streamers. 16 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,195 [GRUNTS] 17 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,864 Toothpaste. 18 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,460 Why are Steve's clothes down here? 19 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,296 Well, somebody couldn't wait to get upstairs last night. 20 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,303 -We out of diapers? —Yeah, but I put a plug up his butt. 21 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,088 Didn't I, buddy? Oh, it's okay. 22 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,927 -That towel‘s gonna leak. -Yeah, I'm on it. 23 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,967 Ugh, so my SAT gig‘s a bust... 24 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,308 ...but, uh, I could scrape up some money another way if you need help. 25 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,143 It's cool. I got 35 bucks. 26 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,353 -Plus I'm picking up that temp check later. -Okay. 27 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,734 [MIMICKING TASER] 28 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,815 Is that a taser’? Where'd you get that? 29 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,196 I let him borrow it. Hey, help me out, okay? 30 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,653 Carl got invited some place by normal kids. 31 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,694 Robbie Rebello's having a paint ball party. Towel. 32 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,864 Yeah, but he's not going, so I gave him the taser to play with. 33 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,783 Don't worry, it doesn't work. 34 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,668 Who's Candace? 35 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,959 I have no idea. You aren't going, Carl? 36 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,674 No. It costs $27. 37 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,099 -Here. —Awesome. 38 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,471 Thanks. 39 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,435 -What? —Well, he really wanted to go. 40 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,691 Knows we're strapped. 41 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,727 This should hold him for a few hours. 42 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,691 You're gonna need new diapers. 43 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:07,035 Steve got a text from Candace. "Sweetie, call me. It's important." 44 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,576 Hey, you don't read other people's messages. 45 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,624 Is he dating someone else? 46 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,535 Go. You're gonna be late for school. 47 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,088 LIAM: Late for school. School. 48 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,175 KEVIN: Mommy? 49 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,173 Mommy? I'm hungry, Mommy. 50 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,764 I want some food, Mommy. Wake up. 51 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,018 Mommy. 52 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,102 We're only taking in a kid for a week to get the money... 53 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,985 ...to pay for my stupid parking tickets. That's it. We're like a hotel. 54 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,818 Yeah, I know, but I'm secretly hoping you like it... 55 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,200 ...so we get to keep the kid longer because I wanna do dad things. 56 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,110 Not a secret anymore. 57 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,245 And it's gonna change our lives too much. 58 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,122 No it won't. 59 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,041 Come on, we walk around the house naked half the time... 60 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,957 ...shoot tequila for breakfast, and swear up a storm. 61 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,295 -We're gonna do that with a kid? -Who cares? 62 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,337 You know what? I lived with some crazy—ass foster parents... 63 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,972 ...but it's better than being in a group home. 64 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,757 Well, just don't get too excited. 65 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,599 We're gonna get our money and kick the little brat to the curb. 66 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,638 All right, fine. Now come here... 67 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,229 -...and let me suckle your tit, Mommy. —Mm—mm. 68 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,609 —Come on, let me suckle your tit. -Mm-mm. 69 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,816 I need some milk. I need some breakfast. 70 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,355 [VERONICA CHUCKLES] 71 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,578 Which do you like better? 72 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,087 One... 73 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,418 [STEVE MOANS] 74 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,298 ...or two? 75 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,626 Mm, one. 76 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,512 What about one... 77 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,257 ...or two? 78 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,767 Mm, definitely two. 79 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,099 Okay, one.... 80 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,435 Oh, God, one. One. One. One. 81 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,940 I'm not finished yet. 82 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,601 -One... -Ugh. 83 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,610 [STEVE MOANING] 84 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,864 -...or two? -Oh, God. One. 85 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,899 —Who the fuck is Candace? -Who? 86 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,364 -How do you know? —So there's something to know? 87 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,655 —We-— She-- We work together. -Uh-huh. 88 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,825 Why is she texting you, "Sweetie. It's important. Call me"? 89 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,959 Uh, she's a little high maintenance. 90 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,955 That happens when you fuck someone. 91 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,748 [GRUNTS] 92 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,000 Believe me, I didn't fuck Candace. 93 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:30,136 We work together. That's all. 94 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:39,767 I don't care if you screw someone else, just don't lie about it. Ever. 95 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,149 [PANTING] 96 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,454 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 97 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,460 I'll turn it off. 98 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,963 -Shit. -What? 99 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,964 -I gotta leave. —Heh. 100 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:11,048 -Are you kidding me? -It's a work thing. Um.... 101 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,089 I'll make it up to you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay? 102 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,553 I'll make it up to you. Tonight. 103 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,140 ISIGHS] 104 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,101 I don't think he's gonna wake up. 105 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,814 Mr. Gallagher? Mr. Gallagher? 106 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,608 [FRANK GRUNTS] 107 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,319 -What the bejesus? DOCTOR: Sorry. 108 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,485 We tried smelling salts, caffeine injections, ice baths. 109 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,574 -Where am I? -In the hospital. 110 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:40,115 You've been unconscious for two days with alcohol poisoning. 111 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:44,707 Ah, that's nothing. Back in '95, I was out for eight days. 112 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,751 Wait, wait. Hold on a second. I'm Dr. Seery. 113 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,255 These are my residents. We have a proposition for you. 114 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,421 You're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude. 115 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,214 Never mind two. 116 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,258 You've misunderstood. 117 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,348 Uh, we'd like you to participate in our medical study. 118 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,356 -Your what? —In my career, I've never seen such... 119 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:08,189 -...a spectacular display of alcoholism. —Thank you. 120 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,820 Would you abstain from alcohol for two weeks? 121 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,482 -No. -We could offer you $3000. 122 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,866 Yes. 123 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,574 I was like, girl, you are not using my eyeliner if you have pink eye. 124 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:22,161 And she was like, well, then, you're not my friend anymore. 125 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:23,916 Hmm? 126 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,040 You're not listening, are you? 127 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,038 No. Sorry. 128 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,377 What's wrong with you? 129 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,759 I slept with someone. Not Kash. 130 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,294 -What? -Yeah. 131 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,508 Well, detes, please? Who? 132 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,516 I can't tell you. 133 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,723 He's on the down low, you know. 134 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,095 Wow. 135 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,889 Yeah. 136 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,735 KEVIN: What are you doing? 137 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,150 Hiding our silver in case they send us a thief. 138 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,444 We have three settings. None of them match. 139 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,953 They were my Aunt E va's. 140 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,615 Found my old football one of my foster dads left me. 141 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,994 -What if it's a girl? —She's gonna learn some kick-ass moves. 142 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,288 —Kev, ball, face left, spins right. -Ha-ha-ha. 143 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,878 He's at the 30, the 20, the 10. Touchdown. 144 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,549 Hello. I'm sorry. 145 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,885 I'm Mrs. Martini from the DCFS. 146 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,143 Oh, I'm Veronica. This is my husband, Kevin. 147 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,849 Hey, heh. Hi. Nice to meet you. 148 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:29,107 Thank you for being available on such short notice. Um, this is Ethel. 149 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,691 Wow. Okay. Hi. 150 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:42,112 Ethel and 70 other children were removed from a religious sect. 151 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,032 Religious sect? You mean like a cult? 152 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,160 Say hello to your new foster family, Ethel. 153 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,579 Hello. 154 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:57,169 And come back every three days for a drug screening and brain scan. 155 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,178 In addition, you'll be wearing my RAM. 156 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,431 This fine piece of jewelry will alert us to any alcohol use. 157 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,189 -Make it two weeks, you get the cash. -Can I get an advance? 158 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,522 This green light is connected to your bracelet. 159 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,560 Drink one sip of booze, light turns red. 160 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,775 Take the bracelet off, light turns red. 161 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,362 Spill rubbing alcohol on it, light turns red. 162 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,447 Red light equals no cash. 163 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,079 Get ready to say goodbye to three grand. 164 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,458 I'm a sober man. 165 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,496 -Usual, Frank? —Didn‘t you hear me, Jess? 166 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,165 I'm sober now. 167 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,460 —Here you go. JB and an Old Style. -Whoa! Whoa! 168 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,550 I'm sober as a 7-year-old. Haven't had a drink in two days. 169 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,845 Granted, I've been unconscious. 170 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,806 But I figure ifl can abstain from alcohol when I'm out... 171 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,017 ...how hard can it be to do when I'm awake? 172 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,273 -What are you talking about? -Medical study. 173 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,809 For the next two weeks, my body is a temple. 174 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,071 No alcohol for this fella. And I got this guy to keep me honest. 175 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,448 Lindsay Lohan, how much are they paying you? 176 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,451 -Well, who says I'm getting paid? —No, seriously, how much? 177 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,111 Never you mind what I'm making. 178 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,157 You should spend some time taking a personal inventory... 179 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,916 ...of what you're doing for the betterment of society. 180 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,578 Why are you in a bar, Frank, if you're not drinking? 181 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,587 Came in for some support. 182 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,374 The way I see it, I've done a lot for the folks here... 183 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,168 ...over the past couple of years. 184 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,588 And I could use a little help from you all now. 185 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,178 I might hit some rough patches the next few weeks. 186 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:32,063 So I'd like you all to commit to not drinking too, in solidarity. 187 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,691 Like school children, when they shave their head for the cancer kid. 188 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,568 So what say you all? Who's ready... 189 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,823 ...to put down the booze with me for the next two weeks? 190 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,617 [ALL LAUGHING] 191 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,956 Fine. 192 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,628 Hope you all get AIDS. 193 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,852 WOMAN: Thanks. 194 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,887 Hey, girl. Here for your check? 195 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,307 -Yeah. Thanks, Gisella. -Hey, Liam. 196 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,985 Fiona. No. I can't find it. What job did you do? 197 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,315 Auto show last week. 198 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,980 -Aw, shit. —What? 199 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,991 Jackasses at McCormick Place handed in the time cards late. 200 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,992 Checks won't be in till next Friday. 201 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,620 -Are you serious? -Yeah. Sorry about that. 202 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,951 Can I go pick it UP? 203 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,617 —PayrolI doesn't release funds early. -I won't make it to next week. 204 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,788 Sticks and Skates Sports Bar may need someone for this weekend. 205 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,878 —Still make you wear those uniforms? -Yeah. 206 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,919 Might as well put a stage and a stripper pole in that place. 207 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,931 I'm teaching a free PowerPoint class for the next four Saturdays. 208 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,183 Get you an office job once you're certified. 209 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,969 Starling pay is $20 an hour. 210 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,311 Hey, Sheila. Karen already leave for school? 211 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,319 -No. Have you seen Frank? -What, he hasn't been here? 212 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,980 Not in a few days. I'm rather worried about him. 213 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,695 Oh. Sure he's just on a bender. He'll surface. 214 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,201 -Yeah. KAREN: What are you doing here? 215 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:13,706 The SAT guy that popped me, dragging my ass out to the University of Chicago. 216 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,117 You're planning on going to college? 217 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,333 Fuck, no. I thought we'd check it out though, you know. 218 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,793 Maybe steal some sweatshirts from the bookstore. 219 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,045 okay- 220 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,469 Hey, Ethel. Veronica's setting up for you in the living room. 221 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,100 In the meantime, pick your poison. 222 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,559 Parcheesi? Monopoly? Clue? No? Yes? Maybe? 223 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,224 Wanna go to the park? Throw the old pig skin around? 224 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,233 I haven't done my chores today. 225 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,769 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 226 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,733 My chores. Don't you have any for me to do? 227 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:45,987 [IN ENGLISH] No. Like what? 228 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,866 Scrubbing floors, washing dishes. 229 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,622 Hemming, pickling, canning, laundry? 230 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,365 Let's go grab a burger. 231 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:59,001 There's a new kids‘ place where the waiters dress like famous gangsters. 232 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:03,381 Although I have no idea what that has to do with kids. Or burgers. 233 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,586 What? 234 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,054 The Bible says that chores keep the soul pure. 235 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,963 It does? 236 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,723 All right. Let's go find you some chores to do. 237 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,310 I'm sorry we can't fool around. 238 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,358 That's cool. I get it. 239 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,700 A woman's fertile for five days. Linda looked it up online. 240 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,485 Oh, yeah? 241 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,197 Is everything okay with you? 242 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,956 Totally. 243 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,082 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 244 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,577 It's her. 245 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,249 She's ripe. 246 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,176 I gotta go. 247 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,595 I guess I'll see you later? 248 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,384 Yeah. 249 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,763 okay- 250 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,728 [DOOR CLOSES THEN SHEILA GASPS] 251 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,318 Mother.... 252 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,653 Frank. 253 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,821 Oh. Frank. Frank. 254 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,284 I worried about you. 255 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,324 Where have you been? Are you alright? 256 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,583 -I'm not alright. —No? 257 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,291 I gotta stay sober two weeks. I'm not gonna make it. 258 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,127 Do we have cigarettes? I really need a cigarette. 259 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,259 Oh, Frank, I'm so proud of you. 260 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,137 Don't be proud. It's been an hour. You gotta help me. 261 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,047 Keep me busy. Entertain me. 262 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,013 All right, Frankie. Okay. 263 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,937 [SHEILA HUMMING] 264 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,945 That's good, Shells. That's really good. 265 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,858 Just keep doing that for the next two weeks, okay? 266 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,084 I hear it. 267 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,906 LIP: So when you're not busting SAT cheaters, you're a teacher’? 268 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,068 -Professor. -Oh. 269 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,704 SAT's a side gig. Pays for my boat. 270 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,740 -Which gets you laid, I'm guessing? -Ha, ha, no. 271 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,410 The beard gets me laid. Chicks dig a beard. 272 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,953 I'll keep that in mind. 273 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,668 You planning on going to college? 274 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,010 You know, Professor Hurst thinks Lip‘s a genius. 275 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,045 I think he is, too, heh. 276 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,385 That's cute. 277 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,218 I'd like you to attend the university next semester. 278 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,729 I still have a year and a half of high school. 279 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,265 Well, test out. You know you're capable. 280 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,105 Pay for it with what? Beard get me money, too? 281 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,065 There's grants you can apply for. 282 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,607 There's loans. It'll pay for the school, the dorm, your meal card. 283 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,572 And then, I end up owing like a half million bucks, right? 284 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,330 Well, you're a clever kid. You'll figure a way to stiff Uncle Sam. 285 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,082 I don't know. Sounds like a lot of trouble to me. 286 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,495 -Well, it's better than the alternative. —And what's that? 287 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:32,541 -Well, that girl that you're with? -Uh-huh. 288 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:37,178 You'll knock her up, or someone like her. And she'll say it happened accidentally... 289 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,966 ...but you'll always wonder if it happened accidentally on purpose. 290 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,431 You'll get a job at Best Buy. 291 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,189 And with luck, you'll make assistant manager by the time you're 30. 292 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:53,353 Unless of course, the anger that you suppressed finally bubbles over... 293 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,398 ...and you mouth off to the wrong person and you get fired. 294 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,068 And you won't be able to hold a job because you'll know the truth. 295 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,486 And what's that? 296 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,622 That you never lived up to your potential. 297 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,539 And the only way to numb the pain of underachieving is with booze... 298 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,874 ...and with meth. 299 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,961 The old "philosophical professor who's gonna set the troubled teen... 300 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,378 ...on the right track." It's a little trite, don't you think? 301 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,171 Oh. 302 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,967 I mean, how many of us has that actually worked on? 303 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,558 Not enough. There's no shortage of brilliant kids just like yourself... 304 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,893 ...who are too stupid to get out of the 'hood. 305 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,979 -And how do we usually respond? -You tell me to fuck off. 306 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,362 I guess you saved me the trouble. 307 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,397 Actually, no. Fuck off. 308 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,907 Listen, I got a class. 309 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,285 Why don't you take a peek inside here before you go? 310 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,994 This is the robotics lab. It is the best in the country. 311 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:51,207 Just, uh, poke around. Come by any time. 312 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,250 Wear a condom, Phillip. 313 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,968 [GUM SNAPPING] 314 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,020 Got any eights? 315 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,103 Go fish. 316 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,233 How about fours? Got any fours? 317 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,108 Oh, shit, it's only been 90 minutes. 318 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,529 -You want some more coffee? —Oh, no. I'm crawling out of my skin. 319 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:31,201 Well, I know another thing that might kill some time. 320 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,461 No, no. Have mercy on me. 321 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,088 I can't handle anything up my ass without alcohol. 322 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,672 Listen, we'll make it all be about you, okay? 323 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,467 Come on. 324 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,643 Come on, sweetie. 325 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,814 Got any Slim Jims in this shit hole? 326 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,908 Yep, in the back room. 327 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,371 Sure we can't help, Ethel? 328 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,292 -Don't kick me because you don't clean. -The carpet is fine. I swiffered last week. 329 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,803 I just feel icky about this. We're supposed to be taking care of her. 330 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,714 It makes her happy when she cleans. 331 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,599 -She's not our slave, V. -Do you see her picking cotton? 332 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,728 All finished. Can I help you with your chores now, Veronica? 333 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,308 KEVIN: Ha—ha—ha. 334 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,269 At my house, all the wives split the chores. 335 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,068 "All the wives"? 336 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,026 -You're one of five wives? —Married to a dude named Clyde? 337 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,942 -Who's 65 years old? -And how old are you? 338 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,360 Thirteen. 339 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,029 Oh’ 340 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,868 I'm gonna bust your ass. 341 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,918 -What's the total right now? -Um.... 342 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,205 Seven dollars and 56 cents. 343 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,676 -Okay. —Okay keep going or you wanna pay? 344 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,716 Keep going. 345 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,426 [BABY CRYING] 346 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,341 Excuse me, where's the bathroom? 347 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,931 Uh, door to the left of the butcher. 348 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,891 Thanks. Okay, baby. We're going. 349 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,351 Okay, your total is $18.72. 350 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,858 WOMAN: It's all right. Mama is gonna change your diaper. 351 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,188 How much without the diapers? 352 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,865 Hang in there, Liam. 353 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,367 [LIAM CRYING] 354 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,653 Oh, damn. Did I forget your diapers? 355 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,571 I do that all the time. 356 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,870 -Here you go. —Thanks. 357 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,039 We got them. 358 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,922 So I guess this was like a booty call, huh? 359 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,182 Whatever. See you. 360 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,484 Maybe you're not attracted to me anymore. 361 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,862 Give it a minute. 362 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,772 My hand. I'm cramping up. 363 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,566 -Use your mouth. -Okay. 364 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,991 He doesn't even know I'm here. 365 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,710 Sheils, you're not putting an IV in it. 366 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,934 Come out, come out, wherever you are, heh. 367 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,435 Looks like a gummy worm. 368 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,642 I'm going for a jog. 369 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,687 That's a nice idea too. 370 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,528 FRANK: You're doing great, Frank. You're doing great. 371 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,655 Everything's fine. You're gonna make it. 372 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:49,906 [FRANK PANTING] 373 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,534 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been, uh... 374 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,785 [CHUCKLES] 375 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,288 ...37 years since my last confession. 376 00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:00,997 America, America, God shed his grace on thee. 377 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:08,676 Mars, Venus, Earth, Mercury, Jupiter—- Many very early Martians jumpstart-- 378 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:12,930 Pluto. Pluto. Pluto? It's not even a goddamn planet anymore. 379 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:17,810 It got demoted. Just like St. Christopher. Oh, God. 380 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,766 DEBBIE: Daddy? 381 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,103 Debbie, what are you doing here? 382 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,019 This is where I play after school. 383 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,777 -It is? -You okay, Daddy? 384 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,942 Gave up the booze. Not feeling too good. 385 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,118 Want some Hawaiian Punch? 386 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:43,081 Mm. Mm. 387 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,371 So good. Why is it so good? 388 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,707 It's all sugar. 389 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,593 Can we get more of this? 390 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,763 [FRANK & DEBBIE CHUCKLE] 391 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,979 This is nice, isn't it, Deb? 392 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,732 The two of us hanging out, getting to know each other. 393 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,063 Yeah. 394 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,193 Why don't we do this more often? 395 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,447 Well, we should do this more often. 396 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,778 Wanna snort the next batch? 397 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,614 No. 398 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,199 [KAREN MOANS] 399 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,372 What are we doing here? 400 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:24,535 Seriously, from, uh, my vantage point, looks like we're on the verge of fucking. 401 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,999 No, I mean, you and me. What are we? 402 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,462 -We've always been friends. -Just friends? 403 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,001 Yeah. You know. 404 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,588 Friends who like to do this. 405 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,140 -Right? —Right. I knew that. 406 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,134 I was just checking. 407 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,891 Oh, fuck. 408 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,856 You have a bedroom, Lip. 409 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,733 Yeah, says the girl who had sex on the stairs last night. 410 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,065 -Hallway. —I stand corrected. 411 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,947 Kev and V are on their way over with meat sauce. 412 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:56,655 -Is that an euphemism? —I bought pasta. 413 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,236 They're bringing their foster kid over. 414 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:04,284 Paint ball rocks. I had the best day of my life. 415 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,952 -Did you wear a face guard? —Nope. 416 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:10,965 Hey, hey, I want you guys to meet our new daughter. 417 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,091 -Foster daughter. -Why you gotta do that? 418 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,127 FIONA: Let me help you with that. 419 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,796 -You weren't kidding about her. —I know. 420 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,636 Hi, I'm Karen. Nice to meet you. 421 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:23,143 Oh, right. Because it's 18th-century England. 422 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,431 Frankie's home. 423 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,601 Oh, my God, I am so wired. 424 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,065 -Debs, what's going on? —We got high on sugar... 425 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,730 ...because Daddy quit drinking. 426 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:38,275 -Whose daddy? —Me Daddy. Me, me, me. Mm. 427 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:39,569 [DEBBIE CHUCKLES] 428 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,112 -Oh, shit. -What? 429 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,826 He's done this once before. 430 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,787 We gotta help Daddy stay busy and keep off of drinking... 431 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,122 ...sc he can make $3000. 432 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,709 Hey, everybody, come here. Gather around. 433 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,875 I got something I wanna say. Um.... 434 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,545 I know I haven't been the most exemplary father... 435 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,385 ...for the past three or 15 years. 436 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,925 But I'm gonna need your help to get through this. 437 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,721 From this point forward, we're going to be a family again. 438 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,935 What the hell is that? 439 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,771 KEVIN: Ready, set, go. 440 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,106 Go, go, 90- 441 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,737 Aahi 442 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,024 Oh, my God. 443 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,487 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 444 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,219 Hey, the piano. 445 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:48,471 [PLAYING BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY] 446 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,564 I didn't know Frank played the piano. 447 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,694 Neither did I. 448 00:26:56,865 --> 00:27:00,107 FRANK [SINGING]: Just walk away, walk out the door 449 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,775 Just turn around now 450 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:02,989 [ALL LAUGH THEN SING] 451 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,448 ‘Cause you're not welcome anymore 452 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,365 Weren't you the one Who tried to hurt me with good-bye 453 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,329 Did you think I'd crumble 454 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,620 Did you think I'd lay down and die 455 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:18,004 I can't believe you guys are buying into all of his bullshit. 456 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,509 Come on. I'll walk you home. 457 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,638 What difference does it make? He'll be drinking by tomorrow. 458 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,094 No. Not when money's involved. 459 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,009 Damn. What's wrong with cranky pants tonight? 460 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,222 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 461 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,183 I mean, it's family night. 462 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,145 "Got caught up. Check in with you tomorrow." 463 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,934 -That from Steve? -Yeah. 464 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,980 He was acting weird this morning after Candace texted him. 465 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,695 Said he works with her. Don't know if I believe him. 466 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,951 Okay. any requests? 467 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,874 "Carry Me Home on the Cross"? 468 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,835 -Thanks for dinner. -You supplied the spaghetti. 469 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,797 Yeah, with no sauce? I'm hanging by a thread. 470 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,086 You're talking to someone... 471 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,800 -...who's renting a kid for money. —Heh. 472 00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:07,057 -Gotta find something more permanent. -Like what? 473 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:11,846 Could take a PowerPoint class. Or Sticks and Skates may be hiring. 474 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,605 You mean, Dicks and Dates? 475 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,812 Maybe Frank will stay sober and get the cash. 476 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:19,023 Maybe I'll win the lottery. 477 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:22,281 Hey, you think Steve's lying? 478 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,441 Probably. 479 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:27,737 —If I find out he is, I'm done with him. -Done with who? 480 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,998 Steve. He's getting text messages from some bitch named Candace. 481 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,501 Candace? Uh-oh. That sounds like a woman you have an affair with. 482 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,002 FIONA & VERONICA: It does? -No. 483 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,664 Please. That fool doesn't have enough game to cheat. 484 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,174 -Did you ask him if he was? -He said he wasn't. 485 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,836 Then you have two choices, believe him or don't. 486 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:46,050 Or you could let your suspicions grow... 487 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,592 ...until you turn into the ice queen and act like he's invisible. 488 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,477 Until he starts sending anonymous threatening notes... 489 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,730 ...and you report his ass to the po—po. 490 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,390 Ha, ha. Who was that? Brian? 491 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,105 -Brian, Joey, Michael, heh. —Heh. 492 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,395 Every guy you've been with, you cut and run. 493 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,859 Maybe it's time you tried something new. 494 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,618 -Damn, baby, that was good. -Being a dad brings out the best in me. 495 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,073 You're not a dad. 496 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:12,240 We got a football game starting out. Shirts against skins. 497 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,452 —Sweet. FRANK: Uh.... 498 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,164 You two are skins. 499 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:20,339 I have no idea what PowerPoint is, but you're smart. 500 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,501 I know you're gonna be great at it. 501 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,533 Hello? 502 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,002 Anybody here? 503 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,957 -I'm home. -Hey, there he is. 504 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,002 Little brother. Flight from Detroit okay? 505 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,135 —Yeah, yeah, fine. -Yeah? How's school? 506 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,342 Ah, piece of cake so far. 507 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,882 That's what you get for going to Michigan instead of Harvard. 508 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,803 -Oh! You set me up for that, huh? —Huh, huh? You didn't see that coming. 509 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,563 Sorry to drag you back to Chicago for all this. 510 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,270 -How's the practice? -Busy. 511 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:24,278 Thank God for fast food and stress. It's a platinum Amex for cardiologists. 512 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,609 WOMAN: Hey, you. -Hey. 513 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,695 -I missed you. -Mm, thanks. 514 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,610 We're all in the kitchen having tea. 515 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:35,030 -Yeah. I'll be right there. -I'll tell your mother. 516 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:43,960 I got three fucking kids at home and you're going balls deep in that. 517 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:46,671 You're fucking killing me, Jimmy. 518 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,710 Welcome home. 519 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,306 First pub crawl I did was when I was 16. 520 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:59,354 Got right back on the horse, hit 10 more, hurled again. 521 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,061 That's how I got the nickname Boot and Rally. 522 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,270 -Cool. -Ha, ha. 523 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,935 Anyone seen the laptop? 524 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,273 What's going on in here? 525 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:08,564 Daddy made us some Mickey Mouse pancakes. 526 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,152 FIONA: Are you serious? -Mm-hm. 527 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:13,490 What did I tell you? Still not drinking till he gets his money. 528 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,619 -If I ever drink again. -Right. 529 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,375 -Java's my vice now. -Drunk or sober, you're still an asshole. 530 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,455 -Lip. -It's okay, Deb. 531 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:25,464 Everyone's got a right to his opinion. That's what makes this country so great. 532 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:26,840 —Want orange juice? -Yeah. 533 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,171 Where'd you get this to make breakfast? 534 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:31,962 Traded some old Hustler magazines with Rusty the drunk. 535 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:36,179 He's a dishwasher at the Denny's over on West 95th Street. You want some OJ? 536 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:37,593 FIONA: No. Oh. 537 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,853 Found it. I'm taking this to the job center. 538 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,265 Come on, Debs, Carl, grab your coats. Told Kev we'd be over in five. 539 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,276 -That weird girl have to come with us? -Where you going? 540 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,654 Bowling. Lip knows a kid who can get us in for free. Wanna come? 541 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,567 -No, Debs. I don't think he can. -Hey, I'd love to come. 542 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,575 Just let me clean this place up first. 543 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,826 —Okay. FRANK: Excuse me. 544 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,533 -What? -Clear the table. 545 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,959 Hey, the Gallaghers invited us to go bowling. 546 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,000 —What are you doing? -Veronica asked me to do her chores. 547 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,759 —She would help me with mine next week. -No. 548 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,921 -What? -Put that down. Put that down. 549 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:17,307 Look, I know the Bible says you get closer to God and crap... 550 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:21,470 ...if you sew the holes in my socks, but this is just wrong. It's Saturday. 551 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:24,811 In my house, the way to get closer to God on Saturday is to play. 552 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,273 -Is that in Ezekiel? —Yeah, the updated version. 553 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:32,235 -Change out of that Laura Ingalls dress. —Oh, yes, sir. 554 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:34,695 And don't call me sir. 555 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,203 We are gonna have so much fun. 556 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,408 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 557 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,323 Yeah. It's open. 558 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,788 Hey, Ethel, let's get a move on, huh? 559 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,043 Holy fuck. 560 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,626 -I am ready for you, sir. —What are you doing? 561 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,587 Clyde had me on Tuesdays, but if you want me on Saturday»- 562 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:53,547 No, I don't want you on Saturdays. 563 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:54,928 Hey, Kev, we're all ready to—- 564 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,383 [LAUGHS] 565 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,137 . .. -No, Lip. Lip, wait. 566 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:03,896 No, you use "me" because it's the object of the preposition. 567 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,602 So it's, "with Max and me"? 568 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,482 -Yup. —It sounds weird. 569 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,063 -I'm telling you, it's right. -Heh, okay. 570 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:11,227 [MICKEY BELCHES] 571 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:12,521 Douche bags. 572 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:14,818 Ass face. 573 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,916 -Gotta go to the bathroom. —Hold the handle down when you flush. 574 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,326 okay- 575 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,080 Hey? Do you want a pizza bagel? 576 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,050 Sure. 577 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,763 Show of hands, how many of you know Word? 578 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,971 All right. Microsoft Excel? 579 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,856 Let's get started. Gladys, can you get the lights? 580 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:53,945 Open up the PowerPoint template which can be found in your Microsoft suite. 581 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,199 In the dialog box, enter the title of your presentation. 582 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,325 Take a moment now to use the tool bar... 583 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:04,035 ...and experiment with color, font and size of your text. 584 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,244 I must warn you, I have bowled before. 585 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,880 Hey, you wanna put some money on it? Just for fun. 586 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,306 That's what I'm talking about. Yes. 587 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,138 -For you. I love you. CARL: Yeah. 588 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:25,768 —Did you see that? DEBBIE: Yeah. 589 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:28,396 CARL: Go dad. -I'm hot, ho, ho. 590 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,228 Look out. 591 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,768 Guys, don't get too used to this, okay? 592 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,482 What? 593 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,363 Well, Dad's not always gonna be so nice. 594 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,649 Yes, he will. 595 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,364 No. Not when he starts drinking again, okay? 596 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:44,245 He'll go back to his ways. I don't want you getting hurt. 597 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,328 -Hurt? FRANK: All right, Deb. Here's a spare. 598 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,912 -Yeah. LIP: Yeah, um.... 599 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,954 Remember that turtle you had last summer’? 600 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,463 -Walter? —Yeah, yeah, Walter. 601 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:57,125 And you guys were really, really into him for like two weeks... 602 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:00,546 ...and you talked to him and you fed him. 603 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,466 I mean, you took him everywhere with you, right? 604 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:09,138 But after a while, you know, you guys got busy with other things... 605 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:14,060 ...sc Walter's water never got changed and nobody fed him. 606 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,524 Then like two months later... 607 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:20,361 ...Debs, you wanted to show off Walter to your friend Susie... 608 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,993 ...and you guys started looking for him and when you found him... 609 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,155 ...he was all dried up and dead. 610 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,209 Now, you see, you guys are that turtle, okay? 611 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,244 And Dad's you. 612 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,001 You get what I'm saying? 613 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,755 Dad's buying us another turtle? 614 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,178 No. 615 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:45,216 No, no. Forget it. Never mind. 616 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,725 Don't worry, Lip, I get it. 617 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,766 Daddy's gonna forget about us when he starts drinking again. 618 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,308 It's okay. I don't mind. 619 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:59,858 I'm gonna enjoy this while it lasts if that's okay. 620 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,320 Yeah. Sure, Debs. That's, um.... 621 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,531 That's a good plan. 622 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,042 It took you long enough. 623 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,213 Yeah. Your dad was in there forever. 624 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,093 Shove over, faggots. 625 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,848 Watch and learn. 626 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,492 No worries. 627 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,702 COMMENTATOR [ON TV]: --in period number three. 628 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,210 -Okay. MAN: Okay. 629 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,051 -That's, uh, 36 bucks. -I got it. 630 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,223 Keep the change, darling. 631 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,312 Thanks. 632 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,568 [ALL CHUCKLING] 633 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:36,542 [IAN GRUNTS] 634 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,295 -Hey, sorry I'm late. -No biggie. 635 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,625 Good news. 636 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,298 Linda's done with me this month. 637 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,088 Oh, yeah? 638 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:54,595 Maybe we could, urn, adjust the cameras for old times’ sake? 639 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,805 [DOOR OPENS] 640 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:08,116 FRANK: "Then I hear it. Several pairs of feet breaking into a run. 641 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:12,120 The fire starter must have dozed off. They're on her before she can escape...." 642 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,621 Any chance of you getting a job... 643 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,202 -...now that you're sober? DEBBIE: Shh! 644 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:19,244 We're getting to the part where Katniss releases the jackers that kill Glimmer. 645 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:21,083 Dinner in the kitchen if you want. 646 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:24,499 "Then, there's laughter and congratulations from several voices. 647 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,759 ‘Twelve down, 11 to go."' 648 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,055 ISIGHS] 649 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,224 ICRYING] 650 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,736 Hey, I'm going out. 651 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,992 What's up? 652 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,122 Hard day. 653 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,705 Why are you so upset with Dad? 654 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:07,341 Fiona, we've, uh, been through this before. Remember? 655 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,928 The last time Dad was sober. 656 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,589 Yeah. So? 657 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:19,805 He, uh, had a bet with some guy at the bar and became the perfect dad. 658 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:22,474 It was the first time he ever came to little league. 659 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,189 And, uh, I hit a double. 660 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,525 Fucking never saw him so proud. 661 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:33,534 You knew he was gonna go back to his regular shitty self. 662 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,367 No, that's, uh, the thing. 663 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,914 I didn't know. 664 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,383 [DOOR OPENS] 665 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:52,462 [DOOR CLOSES] 666 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,992 -Hi. -What are you doing? 667 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,905 I was, uh, gonna go back, check out that lab. You wanna come? 668 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,031 okay- 669 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,584 Why didn't you just go to the front door? 670 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,245 This seemed more romantic. 671 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:30,295 -I didn't know if you were with someone. —Jason snuck out an hour ago. 672 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,428 -Jason Pierce? —Maybe. 673 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:38,766 Heh, he just showed me a website to steal music. I'll be right down. 674 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,468 All right. 675 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,150 [VERONICA GROWLS] 676 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,733 Not even in the mood, V. 677 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:53,114 -What's up? -You know what's up. 678 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,524 Is this about the kid? 679 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,488 -Yeah. —What now? 680 00:40:56,663 --> 00:41:00,121 You made her do your chores and you promised to do hers next week? 681 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,576 -So? -You lied to her. 682 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:05,039 -She's not even gonna be here. —What's the big deal? She's a freak. 683 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,751 V, that girl needs us. You heard that messed up story of hers. 684 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,382 She thought I wanted to have sex with her today. 685 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:14,168 -What? -Yeah, sex. 686 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:15,962 A 13-year-old girl. 687 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,974 Who knows what crazy family she's gonna get if we give her back. 688 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,763 Kevin, we're not keeping her. 689 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:24,270 I think we should until she gets a permanent home. 690 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,647 We could help her live like a normal child. 691 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,309 -This is none of our business. —We signed on for it. 692 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,194 No, you signed on for it. I signed on for the money. 693 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:38,026 -Where are you going? -I'm sleeping on the couch. 694 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:39,990 [DOOR CLOSES] 695 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,904 [SHEILA CRYING] 696 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:43,664 Morn? 697 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,534 What's wrong? 698 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,294 Frank left. 699 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,921 No, he didn't. He's at the Gallagher's. 700 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:54,050 Because he's lost interest in me. 701 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:57,883 Lip says he'll be back to normal as soon as he starts drinking again. 702 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:05,019 -You think so? -I do. 703 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,521 [CHUCKLES] 704 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,196 [THUDS] 705 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,244 -What the hell is that? -What? 706 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,625 -Dad, what are you doing? -You fucking kidding me? 707 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:38,636 Remodeling. Son, grab that copper wire. It's worth a lot of money these days. 708 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,468 -No. Dad, stop. -Why the fuck is our couch on the wall? 709 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:43,257 We need a fresh start. 710 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:45,722 -There's a gas line right there. —Oh. 711 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,060 All right. Fine. We'll start the demolition in the bathroom, kids. 712 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,565 CARL: Yeah. FRANK: Okay, heh. 713 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,943 Good. Good. 714 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:57,646 [LIP SIGHS] 715 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,191 Last time he ripped up the floor boards. Remember? 716 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,030 FIONA: Shit. 717 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,660 Said he was gonna put in Saltillo tiles. Of course, never did. 718 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:11,077 Yeah, and I had to date that flooring guy for a month to get him to finish the work. 719 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,916 What are we gonna do? 720 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,628 DEBBIE: We have to kill the turtle. 721 00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:21,175 Daddy and Carl are up in the attic to cut a hole in the roof for a skylight. 722 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,055 -It's time to kill the turtle. LIP: Uh. 723 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:26,810 Debs, you know that you guys are the turtle in my story, right? 724 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,180 Oh, right. 725 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:33,771 -That's okay. I get what you're saying. DEBBIE: Thanks. 726 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:36,478 -You sure about this? -It'll hurt less... 727 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,362 ...than if we wait two more weeks. 728 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:41,149 -Okay. —What's up with the turtle? 729 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,701 You wouldn't understand. 730 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:47,947 ISIGHS] 731 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,408 [SAW WHIRRING] 732 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,077 Daddy, help. I think I see a mouse. 733 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:56,623 FRANK: A mouse? Uh, hold on. I'll be right down. 734 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,132 [FRANK GRUNTS] 735 00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,542 Where is the little--? 736 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,711 [GRUNTING] 737 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:08,347 I thought the laser didn't work. 738 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,978 Yeah. I just told Carl that. 739 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,014 I took the batteries out. 740 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,017 All right, open his mouth. 741 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,149 FRANK: No. No. 742 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,527 No. No. No. 743 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,365 [BUZZING] 744 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,797 What happened? 745 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:44,007 It's better this way, Carl. 746 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:54,022 VERONICA: You seen Kev? -He went to play basketball. 747 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,432 VERONICA: Oh. 748 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:02,480 How about some breakfast? I make a mean French toast. 749 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,942 Come on. Put the Brillo down. 750 00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,203 Sit. 751 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,580 when I was a kid, my mother would make... 752 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,083 ...anything we wanted for dinner on our birthday. 753 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,414 I always asked for French toast. 754 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,796 755 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:22,090 We're having French toast. 756 00:45:24,597 --> 00:45:25,803 Cool. 757 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,972 I'm gonna take a shower. Be right back. 758 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,633 Could I ask a favor, please? 759 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:31,971 Sure, sweetie. 760 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:34,558 If I'm gonna be staying here for a while... 761 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:38,190 ...would it be all right if my son Jonah came to visit? 762 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:43,609 It is absolutely critical that as we move to get recovery back on track... 763 00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:45,364 ...thal we commit to the American people... 764 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:46,614 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 765 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,447 MAN [ON TV]: ...that if we get on a path... 766 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,158 Just bracelet. No bone. 767 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,869 MAN: Nom again, we propose to do that... 768 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:57,627 I'm so sorry I've been MIA. I just had to.... 769 00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,037 I didn't even notice. 770 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:03,083 Come on, little Tim Geithners telling us how everything's okay. 771 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:07,799 -Frank. —Fuck off. 772 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,482 [DOOR OPENS] 773 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,459 Are you drunk? 774 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:22,665 -That I am. —Heh. 775 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:25,085 [FRANK SIGHS] 776 00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,489 [English - US - SDH]