1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,831 Jesus, I'm raising five kids, and I didn‘t miss last week. 3 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,499 -Ugh, Carl! -Looking for Frank. 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,760 Two assholes busted into our house looking for you and some car. 5 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,839 I don't care how you get the money. I want 6 grand by Saturday... 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,133 s..or this ear will be hanging around my neck. 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,972 The shoplifting is out of hand. 8 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:23,853 IAN: Did Mickey pay for that? 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,514 That's it. Follow me. 10 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,522 You know where I live if you have a problem. 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,687 SHEILA: I have not been out of the house in years. 12 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,824 Oh, God. I can't. Stop it, make it stop. 13 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,272 This is no way to treat a veteran, 14 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,606 -If you didn't run, we'd have flushed first. —We want our 6 grand. 15 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,356 [FRANK PANTING] 16 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,483 -Ugh. -Anything? 17 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,572 Flier for guitar lessons and a comb. 18 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,863 What do I owe you for the reach—around? 19 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,705 [GRUNTING] 20 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,538 -Twenty-four hours, Frank. -Ah. 21 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,828 Today is "Put Your Head in the Toilet Day." 22 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,746 Know what that makes tomorrow, Frank? 23 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,415 "Put Your Head in the Trash Compactor Day." 24 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,095 Got semolina, seven-grain and whole wheat. 25 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,598 You work at a bakery and all you stole was bread? 26 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,511 -Where are the crullers and turnovers? —We want sugar. 27 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,804 Yeah? Too bad. Free toast for a week. 28 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,940 —Who wants a sandwich? -Mine with the crusts off. 29 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,143 How was your wake—and-bake? 30 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,562 Two a.m. start. I don't know how Lucia does it 31 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,982 -Hey, I got a surprise for you. -Gotta do something about that toilet. 32 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,152 -What's wrong with it? -Nothing if you don't mind squatting... 33 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,821 ...like a coolie so your ass doesn't touch the water. 34 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,957 -Did you try and fix it? —Hell, no. Ijust got my nails done. 35 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,251 -I got us a room at the Delacroix tonight. -Ha, ha. 36 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,413 Good for you. Who you gonna take? Sounds nice. 37 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,667 Where are the knives? Carl! 38 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,052 -Gotta love these half-days. -Good thing public education is broke. 39 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,258 Yeah. waste of time. 40 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:06,345 Only thing those people are equipped to teach is how to live with disappointment. 41 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,010 -Hey, wanna catch a movie later? .Uh.. 42 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,519 Brandy can sneak us in. 43 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,146 Can't. Gotta be at work by 3. 44 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,274 -Nice jacket Kash bought you. —Thanks. 45 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,561 Yeah. Tell Kash I'll take it in the ass if it gets me free stuff. 46 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:18,854 -Hey. -Ha, ha. 47 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,818 -Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you. —Yeah? 48 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,233 -You got a phone? —What, your truck break down? 49 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:27,287 No, genius, I like standing in a shitty neighborhood with my dick in my hands. 50 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:31,871 I'm already two hours late on this load. I try to take one shortcut, this is what I get. 51 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,707 My goddamn kid drained my phone playing "Doodle Jump." 52 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,872 My goddamn wife took my charger. 53 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,541 I'll give you 5 bucks if you let me use your phone. 54 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,881 -Just one call. -Oh, we don't have a phone. 55 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,172 Our dad says not till we're 18. 56 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,635 Um, but you know what? 57 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:50,177 There's a bar, I think, about 10 blocks that way. 58 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,641 What's it called? Uh, 0‘FIaherty's. 59 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,772 Tell them your family's from County Cork. 60 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,773 -Ten blocks? —Maybe five. Straight shot. 61 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,149 ISIGHS] 62 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,028 This is yours if you keep an eye on the truck. 63 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:07,694 -Five bucks? -Oh, cool. Thanks. mister. 64 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,541 Hey, hey. Make sure no one gets near it. 65 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,576 Will do. 66 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,340 Yo, Kev, 67 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,222 Forty—third and Halsted. Bring a crowbar. 68 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,893 -So tonight. What do you think? —Like I'm going to a hotel tonight. 69 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,689 A great thing about hotels is that the toilets actually work. 70 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,523 -You buy watches? -Buy, trade. 71 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,032 I need cash, 72 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:51,246 Twenty years with the ITC. Sure you wanna part with this, Eddie? 73 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:57,082 That's 24-karat gold. Best there is. Test it, you'll see. 74 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,042 Damn Palestinians, huh? 75 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,759 It's like they come out of the womb wearing a suicide vest, am I right, ha, ha? 76 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:15,058 You ask me, we should just give you guys the green light, take them all out. 77 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,564 I believe in a two—state solution. 78 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,438 Don't know why you yids get such a bad rap... 79 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,774 ...for being greedy, controlling the media... 80 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,406 ...making everyone get their dicks cut. 81 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,907 Killing our Lord and Savior? 82 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,444 Everyone knows that was Pontius Pilate, not you. 83 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,996 -Thirty—five dollars. —Two hundred fifty. 84 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,659 -Thirty—five dollars. -The hell? Ugh. 85 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,703 You're supposed to negotiate. 86 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:43,920 The phrase "Jew me down" only works if you take the fair price I start with... 87 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:47,678 ...and you slowly Jew me down to an unacceptable number. 88 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,510 You can't bottom-line some rip-off rate from the get-go. 89 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,426 -Give me a number. -Thirty—five. 90 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:58,017 And my ancestors and I take full credit for crucifying that Christ putz. 91 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,399 So you want the $35 or not? 92 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,154 Mel Gibson was right! 93 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,290 Don't touch my cup, Frank. 94 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,702 Ijust came over to say hello, Benny. Jesus. 95 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,872 Neat trick, you knowing it was me, though. 96 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,507 Who else smells like Old Style and ball sweat? 97 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,464 -Ha, ha. -I'll, uh.... 98 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:32,051 -I'll help you cross the street. —I don't wanna cross no street. 99 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,013 Jesus. I need it more than you. 100 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,138 Wow! 101 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,432 -Ha, ha. —Fuck. 102 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,645 KEVIN: What is this? 103 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,902 Come on. I got them, I got them, I got them. 104 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,484 All right, I got you. 105 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,408 You go ahead. I'm gonna go back and fight for more. 106 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,410 Are you sure that's such a good idea? 107 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,370 Out of my way. I buried two husbands. 108 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,659 KEVIN: Take it easy, Grandma. 109 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,792 How the hell we gonna fit all of that in there? 110 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,548 We could hang it in the garage, hack off what we need. 111 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,176 -Rats would get it. -Rats won't be a problem. 112 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,054 Move, move, move. Dude, move, move, move. 113 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,682 -Here we go. Ugh. Phew! —Does Ron still have that chain saw? 114 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,139 He owes me. I told his wife he was on his way... 115 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,805 ...when he was getting a hummer from some dude. Lip. 116 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,189 -Yeah? —Lip, let's go. 117 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,563 Straight shot. There's no 0'FIaherty's. 118 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,483 There's no stinking way they're getting that 5 bucks now. 119 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:41,784 [IAN GRUNTS] 120 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,420 Hey, look what fell off the back of a truck. 121 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,999 Mickey? Again? 122 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,593 Don't think he detached my retina this time. 123 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,220 -Linda's gonna shit a brick. —Let me see. 124 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,724 I can run out and replace whatever he took before she gets here. 125 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,102 No, you can't. It's gonna take three days for the background check. 126 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,479 -He took the gun? How? —I pulled it on him. 127 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,060 Even released the safety. 128 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,068 But what was I supposed to do? Shoot him over a Cup-a-Soup? 129 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,480 Wish he'd burnt the store down. Never wanted it to begin with. 130 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,070 Wanted to be a Iandscaper. 131 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,906 -Where's the charcoal? —Above the veggies. 132 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,661 Barbecue sauce? 133 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,831 Got more newspapers. 134 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,373 -This expired when Bush was president. -It's supposed to age. It's fine. 135 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,586 [CHAINSAW WHIRRING] 136 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,967 -Wait, who's got the chain saw? —Lip. 137 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:37,051 Another cool thing about hotels is that you don't have to saw your own meat. 138 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,053 -Any more Ziplocs? -You look exhausted. 139 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,136 -You could use the getaway. -Fuck you. 140 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,521 -What? —Upstairs bathroom. 141 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,057 What is it? 142 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,768 What used to be in the toilet is now in the tub. 143 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,938 -Check-in time is 4:00. —0h, great idea. I'm in. 144 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,074 Let's pencil that in for, say, 2023. 145 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,072 Watch Liam for me. Come on. 146 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,948 Brother, you gotta stop embarrassing yourself. 147 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,501 Fiona's a ‘hood gilt, not a debutante from Glencoe. 148 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,458 It's painful, man, you always asking her on lunches... 149 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,997 ...taking a getaway. 150 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,417 What's next, coed bikini waxes and a spa day? 151 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,928 When she says, "Fuck you," it means "I like you." 152 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,181 -It's ‘hood speak. Learn the language. -Okay, any suggestions? 153 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:25,186 All day, all she does is make decisions. Five kids, fucking Frank. 154 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,519 Stop asking her what she needs. Fucking tell her. 155 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,362 -Change your mind about that movie? -Where's Mickey? 156 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,527 Downstate, picking up our dad from prison. 157 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,740 Why? 158 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,539 What the hell, Ian? 159 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,452 What are you doing? 160 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,918 Mickey will kill you. 161 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,879 What do you want? 162 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,137 ianl 163 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,718 He hit Kash, okay? 164 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,933 Just go. I'll put everything back. 165 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,065 Tell him it ends now. No more messing with Kash. 166 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,942 And tell him I want the gun back. Tonight. 167 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,862 FRANK: Give me the money. 168 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,902 I've got a gun. 169 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,290 -Frank? -What? No. I'll use it. 170 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,997 For what? To jack off? Go home. 171 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,175 You left Liam where? 172 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,220 He's not dry cleaning. You can't just drop him off. 173 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,302 Aah! Look after Liam? I'd love to. 174 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,559 I can keep him in my room until Karen goes to college. 175 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,594 -No, just for one night. -Oh. 176 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,765 Okay. Well, we'll have the best slumber party ever. 177 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,524 [CHUCKLES] 178 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,393 Come on, sweet boy. 179 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,064 Oh, hold on one second. Just hold on one second. 180 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,732 [LIAM COOS] 181 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,624 -Sheila? —Hold on, baby. Yeah, okay. 182 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,160 Okay. Who's a sweet boy? Come here. 183 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,373 Oh, what a sweet baby. 184 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,792 Look at you. We're gonna have so much fun. 185 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:24,010 How about if we start with a bath? Okay? You like bubbles, don't you? 186 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,008 -Not a chance. -What's the problem? You go out. 187 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,052 Yeah, for a few hours. Not overnight. 188 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,391 They can't get by without you for one night? 189 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:35,434 -You seem to have trouble with it. —Come on. Let's ask them. 190 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,648 Let's go, let's go. 191 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,030 You think you guys can survive one night without Fiona? 192 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,566 No. 193 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,364 Heh. Kidding. 194 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,153 -Sure. LIP: Yeah, have a great time. 195 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,450 -Debs, go pick up Liam from Sheila's. -No, wait. Debs, hold on. 196 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,587 -So you're chained to this house? -I'm not a Labrador. I like it here. 197 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,248 You'll be 40 by the time Liam gets out of the house. 198 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,050 -Thirty-seven. -It really doesn't have to be like this. 199 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,507 Which part? The part where my mom splits? 200 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,388 Or the part where my dad's a raging alcoholic narcissist? 201 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,802 The part where you feel like the world will stop spinning if you take a night off. 202 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,814 When a plane goes down, they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone. 203 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,646 Put your mask on, Fiona. 204 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,697 Yeah? Well, I've never been on a plane. 205 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,320 ISIGHS] 206 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,880 KERMIT: Oh, thank God. 207 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,134 -Frank here? —OnIy when there's a check coming. 208 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,720 —Who are you? -I'm his friend Kermit. 209 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,345 Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet. 210 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,060 Can you tell him, "I'm sorry, I tried"? 211 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,603 Frank's mail. 212 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,643 He's been having it sent to my place... 213 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,565 ...but my girlfriend moved in, and she's been making a lot of changes. 214 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,233 She threw out my collection of 19th-century erotica. 215 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,700 That was hard. She threw out my old Atari cartridges. 216 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,704 That was harder. 217 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,958 But let's be honest. She's my last chance at happiness... 218 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,462 ...and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right? 219 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,046 I'll get the other bags from the car. 220 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,346 -What's all this? -Frank's bills. 221 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,646 Six hundred and eighty dollars... 222 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,401 ...af Murphy's Liquor. 223 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,812 [CROWD CH EERING] 224 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,697 LIP: Twelve hundred at the Windy Titty? 225 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,233 DEBBIE: A grand to Big Lenny? 226 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,276 CARL: Drug dealers take credit cards? 227 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,279 [GRUNTS] 228 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,120 He bought a 65-inch flat-screen? Where the hell is that? 229 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,706 Wait, let me see those. 230 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,536 -Unbelievable. -What? 231 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,580 He used our names to get the cards. 232 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,047 Cool, I just got a subscription to Penthouse. 233 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,960 [LAUGHS] 234 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,555 Another JB. 235 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,843 How about another steak to soak that up before you go to surgery? 236 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,103 Know anyone who wants to buy part of a liver? 237 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,264 Something tells me yours has too many miles on it. 238 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,773 Aha! 239 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,561 Your phone, garcon. Here's a man with cash to give. 240 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,651 -A.B. Fischer. -The HoboBrawI guy? 241 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,238 -I could pass. —As homeless? You? No. 242 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,613 Bills. From our creditors. 243 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,873 You've been buying stuff using our names? 244 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,328 Never used your name. 245 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,619 Do you know how much debt your kids are in? 246 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,832 Seventy-five hundred. 247 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,839 -I couldn't get them to raise the limit. —P us interest. 248 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,716 It's the credit-card company you should blame. 249 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,845 I didn't cause the downfall of the American economy. 250 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,224 The president said, "Spend." I spent. Where's my Purple Heart? 251 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,726 FIONA: Is that a new flat-screen? 252 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,812 Smashed the first one when he was on crystal microdot. 253 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:05,443 Meanwhile, some guy named Paco is jumping a fence and taking my job. 254 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,644 Where's the justice? 255 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,190 Sends for his whole family, packs them in, 20 to a room. 256 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:14,486 Guess who's supporting them. Me. My taxes. 257 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,576 What happened to personal responsibility? 258 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,706 Never use their names again. 259 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,494 You're a liberal. 260 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,835 How does a grown man let a teenager take a gun from him? 261 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:34,264 How can a man who has fathered two children have no balls? 262 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,971 -It's a medical mystery. -What do you want me to do? 263 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,551 Restock the feminine hygiene. 264 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,015 What did you want me to do, shoot the kid? 265 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,977 You'd probably get thank-you cards. You're a U.S. citizen. 266 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,106 You have the right to bear arms, a right none of those founding fathers thought... 267 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,068 ...wouId trickle down to us, but that's their fault. 268 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,028 We're getting robbed blind. 269 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,492 Is that a new jacket, Ian? 270 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,995 -Yeah. -Where'd you get the money? 271 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,997 The register? 272 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,715 There anything going on behind my back? 273 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,880 [CHUCKLES] 274 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,588 No. 275 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,843 Four cameras. Every square inch covered. 276 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:23,809 From now on, I am the eye in the sky. 277 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,072 [SHEILA GROANS] 278 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,406 Ooh. look. I found another box. 279 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,786 Ooh! 280 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:43,450 My gosh. Let's see what's in here. Okay. 281 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,084 Oh, finger—paints. 282 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,080 We definitely have to do that. 283 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,758 And let's see, what else do we have? 284 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,419 Ooh! 285 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:59,762 Which one do you like better, the baby or the whore? 286 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,516 Which one, sweet baby? The whore. Okay. 287 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:09,525 Look at that. It's Karen's Easy-Bake Oven. 288 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,903 Oh, my gosh. 289 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,506 What is this meeting tonight? You join Sex Addicts Anonymous? 290 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,259 It's with a social worker. We're getting a foster kid. 291 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,921 -Thought you didn't want kids. -Three eighty-four a month. 292 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,967 You ready for it? It's lots of work. 293 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,307 Kev really wants a kid. I convinced him to rent before we own. 294 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,938 Can you take Frank off my hands while you're at it? 295 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:51,351 He really order 12 bottles of Oxy under Carl's name? 296 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,771 Claimed he was a cancer patient. He's got Debbie buying handguns. 297 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,736 It's enough he screws up his own life. Leave us out of it. 298 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,401 -Girl, you need to unwind. -You sound like Steve. 299 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,367 He may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point. 300 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,157 This is my side. This is where you're supposed to be. 301 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,200 -Just go. -You don't think I want to? 302 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,746 A night in a fancy hotel? You don't think I'd love to jump at that? 303 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,165 I don't have a choice. I don't get to just go. 304 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,584 Don't be stupid. 305 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,253 You have a choice, you're just making the wrong one. 306 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,344 Everybody's gonna be in one piece when you get back. Just go. 307 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:28,058 Order room service, take a bath, fuck with the curtains open. 308 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,606 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 309 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,644 SHEILA: One, a-two, a-three. 310 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:38,735 Look at you go. You're like a cowboy. 311 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,367 Let's see. Do you like it? Do you like it, sweet boy? 312 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,530 [LAUGHS] 313 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,744 Oh! 314 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,916 Ijust.... 315 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,873 I just wanna see. So soft. 316 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,839 Oh! 317 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:02,881 You're a sweet boy. You're a sweet boy. 318 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,174 Yes, you are. 319 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,468 [MEN GRUNTING] 320 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,602 MAN 1: Take out his eye. 321 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,014 FRANK: These hobos are really going for blood. 322 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,561 MAN 2: There you go. 323 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:17,775 I need $6000 by tomorrow, or I'm a dead man. 324 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,690 -You know what saved my life? -Ah, don't say Jesus. 325 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,697 -Smoothie saved my life. -Who's Smoothie? 326 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,995 Not a guy, the drink. 327 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,204 That was when I worked in an office, came home to a house, closet of suits. 328 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,876 -A wife, kid, you name it. —Nightmare. 329 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,629 Went out of the office one morning on a smoothie run. 330 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,085 Didn't even like smoothies. 331 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,500 While I was out, the office got hit by a plane. 332 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,590 A fucking Cessna. Can you believe that? 333 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,256 The big fire. They couldn't ID shit. 334 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,844 Presumed dead. 335 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,597 I never went home, and I never looked back. 336 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,138 Start over, Frank. Come on. 337 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,432 Where the hell am I gonna get a Cessna? 338 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,477 Take matters into your own hands. 339 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:01,147 -You get me? -Yeah.... 340 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,440 No. 341 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,110 Make those guys who are after you think you're dead. 342 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,995 They don't live here. You're never gonna see them again. 343 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,579 You pretend to be dead, and your problems die for real. 344 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,377 MAN 3: Yo, Gallagher, you're up. 345 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:21,959 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 346 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,628 My lucky d8Y< 347 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,387 [SCREAMS] 348 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,385 MAN 4: Go for the nuts. 349 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,470 [WOMAN SHOUTING] 350 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,935 There we go. All nice and clean. 351 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,475 Oh, Liam, it's so warm. 352 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,146 Liam? 353 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,319 Liam? 354 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,533 Liam, are we playing hide-and-seek? 355 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:53,996 Liam, where did you crawl off to? 356 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,088 Liam? 357 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,100 [WHIMPERS] Liam! 358 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:17,266 No, come inside, sweetie! Liam, honey! You have to come—- 359 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,560 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 360 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:24,230 [CACKLING] 361 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,374 Liam. 362 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,550 Okay. Okay» 363 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:50,260 -I should call. -Everything back home is fine. This way. 364 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,975 —Don't we have to check in? -We're about to. 365 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,726 -All set? -Room 3201. 366 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,889 Wedding was called off, but the room was charged to their card. 367 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,932 The bride saw her fiancé on To Catch a Predator. 368 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,441 Ouch! 369 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,569 Honeymoon suite's all yours. 370 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,697 -Honeymoon suite? —Oh, you're gonna love it. 371 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,408 Liam! Liam, come. 372 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,580 -Liam! MAN: Hey. 373 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,707 [BARKSI 374 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,669 [PANTING] 375 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,212 [SIREN BLARING] 376 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,015 [HORN HONKING] 377 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,055 [PANTING] 378 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,450 Checking if you can see the house from here? 379 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,707 Ah, I assume Carl's burned it to the ground by now. 380 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,709 Come on. One night. 381 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,703 Hungry? 382 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,373 Yeah, but could we order a burger or something? 383 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,883 Hotel probably gave us something hard to pronounce. 384 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,259 Take a look. 385 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:13,890 Al's Beef, sweet peppers. I had them bring it over. 386 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,094 ISIGHS] 387 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,931 -I think I just came. —Fries too. 388 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,434 Dig in. 389 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,561 I won't look like a lady. 390 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,188 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 391 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,717 [CAR ALARM BLARING] 392 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,213 Liam's in danger. 393 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,131 He needs me. 394 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,550 [INHALES DEEPLY] 395 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,262 [VVHIMPERING] 396 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,243 [LIAM CRIES] 397 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,748 okay- 398 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,705 ISIGHS] 399 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,749 I made it. 400 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,836 What happened to you? 401 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:38,804 Uh, a huge guy jumped me. Two eighty, 290, steroids.... Who knows? 402 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,515 -Good for him. —I need your help. 403 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,472 -I got maybe 2 bucks. -No, no, no. Show of hands. 404 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:49,064 How many of you, at one point or another, wanted to see me dead? 405 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,398 Yeah. Here's your chance. 406 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,220 Hi, Mrs. Bergdoll. Got some bones for your pit bulls. 407 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:22,260 I told you, no more comforters until Carl kicks the head lice. 408 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,599 I need a man's suit. Something dark. 409 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:28,641 The box. They were never picked up. 410 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,659 Any chance I can borrow this? 411 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,827 I'll return it tomorrow, promise. 412 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,488 -Who for? -My dad. 413 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,997 Frank? I'd have to burn it. 414 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:48,661 Four-pound roast and 10 pounds of prime chuck? 415 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,592 -Got nothing. You? -Empty. 416 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,465 Hey, I gotta leave in five minutes. 417 00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,639 I can't believe you guys are getting a foster kid. 418 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,844 Bingo. 419 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,098 Looks like a good one too. 420 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,889 You know, a lot of those foster kids are messed up. 421 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,558 Exactly. 422 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,694 That's why they need a positive influence. 423 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,938 [LIP SIGHS] 424 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,243 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 425 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,496 What do you want? Vicodin, morphine, peyote? 426 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,032 -Tetrodotoxin. -Zombie drug. Need a week. 427 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,246 Uh, need something now. 428 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,786 -Roofie get the job done? —I don't wanna rape him. 429 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:34,377 -I just need to knock his ass out. -Could I try a sample of that one? 430 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,963 -No free samples. -Where'd you learn your trade? 431 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:41,676 You're supposed to get me hooked. Never go on stage without a dry run. 432 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,342 -I'm gonna take six of these ones-- —Just give me the, uh, horse tranquilizer. 433 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:48,513 Enough to knock out a Clydesdale. Frank's a professional. 434 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,851 You're gonna wanna check his pockets before you go. 435 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,311 [GRUNTS] 436 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,026 Up a little more. 437 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,856 -Little more. -That good? 438 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,366 Let's see. 439 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,875 -Can you see me? -No. It's a Bermuda Triangle. 440 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,245 Lock the door. 441 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,047 [IAN & KASH GRUNTING] 442 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,776 ISIGHS] 443 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,938 Mm. 444 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,157 What time is it? 445 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:46,282 More like "What day is it?" Saturday, officially. 446 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:49,118 Have you been watching TV on mute this whole time? 447 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,830 Yeah, the Bulls game was fine, but Chaflie Rose was a challenge. 448 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,915 Mm. Wow. 449 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:58,207 I've never slept on a bed this soft, only made one. 450 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,836 You know, I should let you doze off more often. 451 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,345 I learned quite a lot. 452 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,096 You talk in your sleep. 453 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,427 [CHUCKLES] 454 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,558 -Shut up. —Yeah, you really opened up. 455 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,515 Thanked me for taking you away. 456 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,180 -Really? —I mean, you kept on saying: 457 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,098 -"You were right." -Anything else? 458 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,438 "You're perfect. I don't know what I'd do without you." 459 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,275 -Uh-huh. That soundsjust like me. -I know, right? 460 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:24,033 Along with something about my penis being enormous and all—powerful. 461 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,283 [LAUGHS] 462 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,443 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 463 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:31,241 Well, go tuck your enormous penis in your pants and go answer the door. 464 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:37,041 Reminder: Gotta be out by 10 a.m. Convention coming in. 465 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,459 -Hey, what floor's the pool? -Second, but it's closed. 466 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,677 You bring your bathing suit? 467 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,559 Me neither. 468 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,377 [MAN SNORING] 469 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,767 -What the fuck? —I want the gun back, Mickey. 470 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,725 -Gallagher? -The gun. 471 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,686 All right. 472 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,741 [BOTH GRUNTING] 473 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,104 [IAN & MICKEY GRUNTING] 474 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,609 FIONA: Thank you for watching Liam. 475 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,270 STEVE: Hope he wasn't too much trouble. 476 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:09,360 No trouble at all. Don't be silly. 477 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,866 We were just finger-painting. How was your night? 478 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:15,370 -Just what the doctor ordered. -Will you need another? I can take him. 479 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:18,452 -Thank you, Sheila, but I couldn't ask—- —No, really, really. 480 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:23,246 It's really no bother. Really. 481 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,630 [BABBLES] 482 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,795 I knitted him the sweater. Yeah. 483 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,883 -Okay, so here's his baby bag. FIONA: Thanks. 484 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,017 And.... 485 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,682 -Okay. FIONA: Come here, Pooh bear. 486 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,848 -Okay. FIONA: Come on. 487 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,266 -Okay. -Bye-bye, sweet boy. 488 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,277 Okay. Say goodbye, Liam. 489 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,187 -Goodbye. SHEILA: Bye-bye. 490 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:50,446 [MOUTHING] Thank you. 491 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,741 FIONA: Bye. -Bye. 492 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,323 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 493 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,533 You making all that noise? I'm trying to fucking sleep. 494 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,201 You want your eggs or not, Dad? 495 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:06,213 If you stop being such a prick, I'll even make you sausage. 496 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,465 Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. 497 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,250 [COUGHS] 498 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,359 [' 'ERRY FARTS] 499 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:39,363 Mandy's making eggs. 500 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:45,243 Put some clothes on. You two look like a couple of fags. 501 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,429 Seen Frank? 502 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,558 -Know where he is? -My heart says up there. 503 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,140 But my gut says: 504 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,847 -He died last night. -Cut the shit, asshole. 505 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,733 -He did. He offed himself. OD'd. -Yeah? What'd he take? 506 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,611 What didn't he take? Blaze-of—gIory cocktail. 507 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:16,150 Vodka, codeine, ecstasy, PCP and sleeping pills, with a Drano chaser. 508 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,661 Man, I should've known something was wrong when he left last night. 509 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,492 He hugged me. 510 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:30,793 Oh, what, you don't believe me? Yeah? Why don't you go see for yourself? 511 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,639 Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out. 512 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,566 FIONA: A hearse? 513 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:56,030 Come on. 514 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,327 LIP: Yo, Carl, grab those. VERONICA: Let's go, let's go. 515 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:04,365 LIP: Yeah, right there. -Hey. Put that right over there. 516 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,499 Right over there, Carl. Turn it around. 517 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:09,457 -What the hell? —Put it-- Go get the other one. 518 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:12,464 -Act like you know what you're doing. -What's going on? 519 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:15,250 Some killers are after Dad. We have to fake his death. 520 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:18,295 Lip borrowed a casket, Carl found some flowers. 521 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,555 Dad's getting changed. I steamed your dress. 522 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,216 You have to hurry because they'll be here any minute. 523 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,181 Anybody seen Ian? 524 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,390 Debs, come here. 525 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:34,569 Ian? 526 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,025 What are you doing here? 527 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,986 I told you to forget about it. 528 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,488 Shit. Are you okay? 529 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:44,826 Yeah. I'm good. 530 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:56,216 FIONA: Stuff the ice in his shirt. -Stop, enough. 531 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:59,093 -Your body needs to be cold. -More morphine. 532 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:02,427 -It's horse tranquilizer. -Get in the coffin before you pass out. 533 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,434 -Just a little taste? —I don't know why we do this for you. 534 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:11,099 You think it's easy being a parent? Letting Fiona be the good cop? 535 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:15,189 The important thing is you kids. Carl. 536 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:19,197 I remember when the nurse in the hospital handed you to me. 537 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,575 Carl was born in the back of the van. You weren't there. 538 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,657 I slapped his little ass myself. 539 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,367 [LIP GRUNTS THEN ALL SHOUTING] 540 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,032 FIONA: Okay. LIP: Get him in the coffin. 541 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,575 Watch your head. 542 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,583 FIONA: Okay. VERONICA: Looks dead. 543 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,544 Shallow breathing, clammy. 544 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,583 -Hey, Carl, more ice. CARL: Got it. 545 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,146 [DEBBIE & CARL CRYING] 546 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,186 [DOOR OPENS] 547 00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,980 [ANGELIC HYMNS PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 548 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,912 Sorry for your loss. 549 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,539 -It was a shock. —I'm sure. 550 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,956 -Accident, was it? -Suicide. 551 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,086 [ALL SOBBING] 552 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,628 -Aah! -I know you're faking it. 553 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,428 Come on, open your eyes, you lying, squirrelly sack of shit. 554 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,260 -Jesus, Rob. -You're alive, I know it. Come on. 555 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,925 What's the matter with you? Look at him, he's dead. 556 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,553 Sorry. He's been under a lot of stress. 557 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,938 ROBERT: Gonna check with the boss. Nobody move. 558 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,564 Yeah, there's nothing here worth taking. 559 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:46,451 Unless you want the little girl. She's 11, 12. 560 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:49,533 No, she's cute, but not really a locker. 561 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:54,327 How about Frank? Any toes, fingers, you know, for proof? 562 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,372 Okay. Keeps his extremities. 563 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,839 -And you'll be going? —Soon as he's in the ground. 564 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,502 What? No. Why? 565 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,388 Boss's orders. Stay with the scumbag till he's buried. 566 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,677 [CARL GRUNTS THEN CAR ALARM WAILING] 567 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:13,891 Damn it, that's me. 568 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:15,729 ISIGHS] 569 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,272 They're gonna bury him? 570 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,103 —If we keep our mouths shut. -Shit. 571 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:25,490 -We need something to put in the coffin. -All right. 572 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,947 [CHUCKLES] 573 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:36,326 [ALL GRUNT] 574 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,079 We need more time. Can you stall them? 575 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,375 okay- 576 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,509 -Ready? Lift. -Lift. 577 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,841 [ALL GROANING] 578 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,181 LIP: Fuck. FIONA: God. 579 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,303 DEBBIE: Carl's not lifting his share. -Yes, I am. You're not. 580 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,059 FIONA: Shut up, you two. —Let me help. 581 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,859 Jesus. Stiff's starting to get ripe. 582 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,153 Can you come here for a second, honey? 583 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,159 Wanna show you something. 584 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:18,202 This is from yesterday. Does anything look different to you? 585 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,539 No. 586 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:23,627 You don't see the camera? It's like it moved just a little bit. 587 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,212 There. 588 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:29,713 -Register matches inventory. -Yeah, you're right. 589 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,597 I should probably shut it off. 590 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:36,053 But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. 591 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,352 Here it is. 592 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,557 Billy Elliot cornholing the father of my children. 593 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:44,444 Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face. 594 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,612 What? We were just getting to the climax. 595 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,648 Literally. 596 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,241 [DOOR OPENS] 597 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:54,154 Linda, I just got your message. What's up? 598 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,206 [BOTH GRUNT] 599 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,835 That's for screwing my husband. 600 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,756 -What are you gonna tell the kids? -I'm not. 601 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,211 -What about my mom? -You bastard. What about me? 602 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,309 KASH: Do you want me to go? 603 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,851 Where does that leave me? 604 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,232 Starting over? 605 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,894 I'm a white Muslim. 606 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,198 -I want another baby. -What? 607 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,784 I get what I want, and you can have what you want. 608 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:37,993 Behind closed doors. 609 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,000 I don't wanna be the laughing stock of the mosque. 610 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:47,841 But no touching the forbidden fruit until I'm knocked up. 611 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,797 We clear? 612 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,382 I'm sorry. 613 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:58,972 You're not fired. 614 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:04,273 My opinion? You could do better. 615 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:18,654 MAN: Fuck you. 616 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:24,998 Oh. Sorry, buddy, it's a private wake. 617 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,253 [GLASS CLINKING] 618 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,668 KEVIN: Could I have your attention, please? 619 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:38,058 Uh, Frank Gallagher. Loving husband, devoted father. 620 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:41,845 Truly respected and cherished member of this community. 621 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,480 He was a good friend and a good neighbor... 622 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,808 ...and he will be sorely missed. 623 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,068 I just hope that in the afterlife... 624 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,573 ...they treat him as kindly as he treated us. To Frank. 625 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,609 ALL: To Frank. 626 00:40:58,539 --> 00:40:59,574 ISIGHS] 627 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,364 Long trip back to Milwaukee. 628 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,208 You okay to drive? 629 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:25,521 Gonna take more than that to put out the lights on Frank Gallagher. 630 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:28,600 Next round's on me. Yeah! 631 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:31,770 [ALL CHEERING] 632 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:40,161 I followed the light, and there was Jesus. 633 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,038 He enveloped me in his arms. 634 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,493 He was warm... 635 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,003 ...like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker. 636 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,288 [CHUCKLES] 637 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,706 MAN: You need a cigarette. —Mm. 638 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,124 MAN: Yeah. 639 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:55,797 640 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,051 -I take it they're gone? —Are you in a fight club? 641 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,681 Some of you seemed a little too eager to see me go. 642 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:09,475 Don't think I don't know who you are. You're on the list, pal. 643 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,925 People ask me, they say, "Frank...." 644 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,185 [SINGING] Why do you drink 645 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:47,686 ALL [SINGING]: To get drunk 646 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,973 And why do you roll smoke 647 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,391 ALL: To get high 648 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:57,948 Why must you live out All those songs that you wrote 649 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:02,452 -See? Everything works out. -You paid them off, right? 650 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,787 My brothers, Debbie. 651 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:08,541 You paid them to tell me to go away last night, didn't you? 652 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,833 -Fuck you. -I love you too. 653 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:22,551 Hey, hold on. Explanation. 654 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,431 -It's nothing. -No, not good enough. 655 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,388 I need an ice pack. And where's Carl? 656 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,099 Tell him I need him to go to the pharmacy and get some vitamin K. 657 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,888 FRANK: Whoo! 658 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,071 [FHUDS] 659 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:43,450 Oh, fuck, Frank. Another TV? 660 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,945 I'm okay. 661 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,658 Phew! Ha, ha. 662 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:05,222 -I'll need that delivered to this address. -No problem. 663 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:10,478 So plus tax, your total comes to $1172.24. 664 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,388 There you go. 665 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:16,731 -Thank you, Mr. Gallagher. —Mr. Gallagher? Is my dad here, ha, ha? 666 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,644 Call me Liam. 667 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,755 [English - US - SDH]