1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,077 For those of you who were too fucking busy... 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,621 ...this is what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,380 -I left them. -You fuck! 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,759 LIP: This your home now? 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,967 First time in my life I ever felt like I actually belonged. 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,803 LIP: What is it like with my dad living at your house? 7 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,888 -Weird. -It's only gonna get weirder. 8 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,223 [TONY & FIONA PANTING] 9 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,809 -Last night was my first time. -You mean with me? 10 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,314 -Virgin? -Yep, 11 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,850 Aunt Ginger has to go back? 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,440 -Don't make her go. -She doesn't belong to us. 13 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:34,072 VERONICA: Old guy next door died in March, which I guess makes us neighbors. 14 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,234 -Where‘s my damn toaster? -Leave me alone. 15 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,823 You would not be so pissed off if you didn't care. 16 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,909 I saw the way you looked at Steve like a D-O-G in heat. 17 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:45,121 My mom heard about it. She invited you to dinner. 18 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,625 HGYA 19 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,533 DEBBIE: Aw, Heh. 20 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,076 Sweet baby. 21 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,085 Put a scarf on. 22 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,880 [CHUCKLES] 23 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,629 Debbie, come in and eat breakfast, okay? 24 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,513 You're up next in the shower. 25 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,847 I wanna play for a while. Ask Carl if he'll get in the stroller. 26 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,603 Last time, you were locked in the basement for a day. 27 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,231 On purpose. We were playing Loser Goes to Gitmo. 28 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:35,144 Let's go. And put that stroller back in the garbage. 29 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,873 Oh, my God. That's, uh.... It's dead. 30 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,376 -You sure? -Uh-huh. The element's rusted out. 31 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,628 Anyone wanna make some cookies with me? 32 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,255 -How much to replace it? LIP: Uh.... 33 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,882 -Two bills used, four new. FIONA: Shit. 34 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,385 How about pie? I can get started on the crust. 35 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,670 FIONA: Go take your shower. 36 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,464 I wanna make pie. 37 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,508 You know what? Hand me the obits. 38 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,521 Maybe, uh, we can scavenge a dead person's water heater. Thank you. 39 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,931 Oh. Mrs. Dombrowski. 40 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:15,852 Oh, the, uh, shaky-neck lady? I thought she drowned a couple years ago. 41 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:20,398 No. Mrs. Goga had the shaky neck and drowned in her own vomit last Easter. 42 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,863 No pie. Get in the shower. I'm not saying it again. 43 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,368 Carl, no. 44 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,530 I went to school with Kenny Dombrowski. 45 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,620 -Think he had a crush on me. -Shh! Wake's this morning. Let's go. 46 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,876 -Up. up. up- DEBBIE: Can I come? 47 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:34,585 Um.... 48 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,166 No. 49 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,172 Debbie, what is going on with you? 50 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,213 Nothing. 51 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,387 [FIONA SIGHS] 52 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,011 [SNIFFSI 53 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,096 Oofl Shower. After Debbie. 54 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,977 Towel and robe upstairs. Go. 55 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,854 [LIAM JABBERS] 56 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,310 You need to learn how to change your own diaper. 57 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,658 [CHILDREN CHATTERING OUTSIDE] 58 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,832 [GRUNTS] 59 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,167 MAN: It's getting windy. 60 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,878 Beautiful day for a party. 61 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,636 MAN: It's for kids, Frank. No booze! 62 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,888 Aw, 63 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,223 How would you like your eggs, sweetie? 64 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,014 -Fluffy. -Aw. 65 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,227 They're having a party across the street. 66 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,895 What, dear’? 67 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:45,361 Across the street. Some sort of a party for kids. 68 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,196 No booze. 69 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,531 What's the point? 70 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,419 Dad? 71 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,065 What the hell is he doing here? 72 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,024 -Ha, ha. KEVIN: Yeah. 73 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,904 [BOTH GROANING] 74 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,440 -Debbie? -Heh. What? 75 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:27,824 -What? -Stay focused. 76 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,201 Are the Gallaghers in our bathroom? 77 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:34,581 -I know what you need. -Huh? Uh-huh. 78 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,662 -That's what I'm talking about. -Yeah? 79 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:37,872 Yeah. Right there. 80 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:07,614 SHEILA: They're pretty. Fluffy, fluffy. -Aha! Woo! Mm. 81 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,199 Went to see a lawyer. 82 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,538 Yeah. It turns out I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you two. 83 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,918 Three. 84 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,044 Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray? 85 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,673 He's got gangrene. You ever smell a rotting foot? 86 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:29,007 Hey, why don't you get me a refill there, huh, Karen, honey? 87 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,795 Did you lose your fucking legs? 88 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,135 That's your teenage diseased mind talking. 89 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,768 You know, you tasted penii and now you're just crazy. 90 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,803 [COUGHS] 91 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:25,896 [KEVIN SCREAMS] 92 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,902 Oh, shit! 93 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,483 That's cold! 94 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,614 What the hell? Veronica! 95 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,400 There's no hot water! 96 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,325 What? 97 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,078 Fucking Gallaghers. 98 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,462 Look at you letting yourself into people's houses. 99 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,498 Tall grande latte, two shots. 100 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,917 -Sugar? -Absolutely. 101 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,424 Kids home? 102 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,008 Mm. 103 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,300 Boys are out getting a water heater, Debbie's at the park... 104 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:02,391 ...CarI's out looking for defenseless pets to torture, and Liam's down for a nap. 105 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,850 So.,.? 106 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,686 No. I'm up to my ass in housework. 107 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,727 That's why I'm taking you to a long, deep, leisurely lunch. 108 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,396 -Lunch? -It's a euphemism. 109 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,734 How quaint. 110 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:16,197 Or would you like a demon dog and a quick fuck over at the Sheridan. 111 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,986 -Liam? -Get a sitter. 112 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,780 -Costs too much. -How much? 113 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,790 At least 50 bucks. 114 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,084 -You're not paying me to fuck you. -No, I couldn't pay you enough. 115 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,751 ['|'HUMPING] 116 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,929 -Did you hear that? -No. 117 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,179 You didn't hear that? 118 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,511 You trying to change the subject? 119 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,846 [FOOTSTEPS] 120 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,432 Liam? 121 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,143 He's too lazy to get out of his crib. He just yells. 122 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,435 [FOOTSTEPS] 123 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,483 -You stay with Liam. -Wait, wait, wait. 124 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,031 [VVHISPERS] Hey. Hey. 125 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,988 You take the baby. I'll take the bat. 126 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,198 All right. 127 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,078 [WHISPERS] Now. Go. 128 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,800 [METAL CLANGS] 129 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,551 STEVE: Debbie, Jesus. 130 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,391 I thought you went to the park. 131 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,146 I came back. 132 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,932 Are you okay? 133 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,568 Katie Crasden's having a party. 134 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,195 Katie Crasden? 135 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,855 Two streets over. 136 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,275 STEVE: And she didn't invite you? 137 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,533 She's only 3. 138 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,160 What happened? 139 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:46,416 Well, lwasjust walking past and her dad, he-- 140 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,206 Her dad did what? 141 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:54,420 He was laughing and playing with them and itjust.... Just wasn't fair. 142 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,131 What wasn't fair? What? 143 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,761 Everythingr 144 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,672 So I, um.... 145 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,804 I stole something. 146 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,014 Oh. 147 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,475 -So nobody touched you? -What? 148 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,311 You nearly gave me a heart attack. 149 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,017 [LIAM GIBBERS] 150 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,654 [CHILD SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 151 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,611 Debbie? 152 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,699 [CHUCKLES] 153 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,738 Who the hell is that? 154 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,824 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 155 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,964 WOMAN: We can j-- We'll just organize. It'll be okay. 156 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,296 MAN: He's probably right around here. 157 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,300 Just relax. 158 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,591 Oh, here we go. 159 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:48,102 No traffic tickets to issue today? 160 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:52,892 No one to pull over for swinging wide on a left-hand turn? 161 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,685 Or is this a supportive friend party... 162 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,822 ...for a cop who shot some poor fucker wasn't even armed? 163 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,359 Leave the people around here alone. They're good folks. 164 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,698 Who are the parents? Let's go, people. Out of the way. 165 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,033 Um.... 166 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,617 -Your child's missing? GARY: Yeah. 167 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,657 TONY: I need your names and the name of the child. 168 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,202 Uh, Beth and Gary Casden. 169 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,917 -When was the last time you saw...? -Uh, Casey. 170 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,797 -About an hour ago. -Okay. 171 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,084 Okay. Uh, what was he wearing? 172 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,670 -Heh. -Debbie... 173 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,510 ...why would you steal a little girl? 174 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,393 Why would you steal a little boy and dress him like a little girl? 175 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,019 [G|BBERS, THEN CHUCKLES] 176 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,476 I wanted a girl, but there weren't any. 177 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,268 Wha--? Then back to my initial question. Why would you steal a baby at all? 178 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,561 I miss Ginger. 179 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,104 -What? -Who? 180 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,273 You took away Aunt Ginger. 181 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,566 Who is Aunt Ginger? 182 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,405 Somebody from V's nursing home. 183 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,115 -What? -She was my friend. 184 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,280 We have to take him back right away, okay? 185 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,073 Where are his boy clothes? 186 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,333 I washed them. 187 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,167 Oh, my God. It shrunk. You put it in the dryer? 188 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,458 That's what you do after you wash something. 189 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,671 Um.... 190 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,927 We can put him in some of Liam's clothes. 191 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,055 We can't bring a missing kid back wearing different clothes. 192 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,764 I mean, people will say we did something to him. Something bad. 193 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,310 COP [OVER PA]: Attention, this is-- Attention, this is the Chicago-- 194 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,941 -Push-- -I know what to push. 195 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,396 Attention. This is the-- 196 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,902 -No, no. -What are you doing? 197 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,906 -We have to get the information out. -Then let me drive. 198 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,111 No. 199 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,150 I've been a cop a lot longer than you. 200 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,194 You don't get to drive and talk. 201 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,329 What, are you gonna call your uncle? 202 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,582 Attention. This is the Chicago Police. 203 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,788 We are looking for a missing 2-year-oId.... 204 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,794 -Come on in. IAN: So we're just gonna wait? 205 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:40,708 He's a chain-smoking pothead in a stress-inducing situation. 206 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,546 He'll be out soon. 207 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,256 What are we supposed to say? 208 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,966 I don't know. Just play it cool. 209 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,596 Play what cool? 210 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,554 Things people play cool. Jesus, Ian. 211 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,763 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 212 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:52,973 You got your own cell? 213 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,934 -No, some kid left it in the cafeteria. -Ah. 214 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,644 Hey, Kar. 215 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,357 I'm at some dead lady's house trying to see if I can score a water heater. 216 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,067 Meet me after? 217 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,572 FIONA: Hey, v? 218 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,107 I'm in the bathroom. 219 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,619 Hey. I'm in a bit of a jam. Can you watch him for 15 minutes? 220 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,905 -Damn, Fi. I'm in the middle of-- -Thanks. 221 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,573 Okay. Sure. 222 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,080 Hey, Li.... 223 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,129 Who the fuck are you? 224 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,541 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 225 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,253 Oh, shit. 226 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,883 Hey, Fiona. 227 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,141 Hey, T0nY< 228 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,019 You remember Steve? 229 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,554 Yeah. How's it going? 230 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,189 Uh, hear about the missing boy? 231 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,769 No. What happened? 232 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,775 Got taken from a birthday party. 233 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,732 Think he might have just wandered off? 234 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,147 We got everybody out looking. Choppers, SWAT... 235 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,862 ...extra units, Amber alerts. 236 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,946 Wow. Really? 237 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:54,205 We're gonna catch the bastard that took Casey and chop his pedophile nuts off. 238 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,366 [HELICOPTER ROTORS WHIRRING] 239 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,464 Less than two hours ago, a young boy only 2 years of age... 240 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,875 ...was abducted from his front yard. 241 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:09,296 You see this? This is what happens when the world goes crazy. 242 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,556 People steal kids. 243 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,183 And Rastafarians are allowed to roam free. 244 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,517 I don't mean real Rastafarians. I mean Rastaman Goldbergs... 245 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:22,525 ...from Lake Forest with rich parents who get dropped off in town cars... 246 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,732 ...then go beg for money on the streets. What a load of crap. 247 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,693 Obama-care my ass! 248 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,987 What the news people don't tell you: they love it when kids get stolen. 249 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,749 They're just looking for a good story to saturate our airwaves with. 250 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,911 And why are all the news ladies Chinese? 251 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:47,676 They should stick to what they know: railroads, sushi and dim sum. 252 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,086 Frank. Guess what. 253 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,597 I made muffins using a bunt cake batter. 254 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:57,226 I didn't even need to add another egg. 255 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,931 -Hi, sweetie. KAREN: The shithead gone? 256 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,145 SHEILA: He just left for work. EDDIE: I'm still here. 257 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,437 -I'm just getting my coat. -I just had some delicious penii. 258 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,822 SHEILA: What? FRANK: Little Casey up the street. 259 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,779 Gone missing right from his own backyard. 260 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,536 Hmm. That's terrible. 261 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,953 You missed-- 262 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,341 [KAREN GROANS] 263 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,302 TONY: Yes, ma'am. WOMAN: But my husband-- 264 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,311 -I know you're all concerned. -Of course. 265 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,814 Just everybody calm down. I'll get to all of you, okay? 266 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,725 -Uh, you first, okay? MAN: All right. 267 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,690 I wasn't sure what size, so I bought three just in case. 268 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,150 Oh, slow down. 269 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,404 -What? -Stop the car. 270 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,319 -Hey! Hey. -Hey. Almost new. 271 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,612 Debbie stole a baby. We have to return it. 272 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,155 -Debbie stole a baby? STEVE: Yeah. 273 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,369 -Why? -It's Debbie. 274 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,705 I did not see that coming. Um.... 275 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,293 -Can't we just give it back? -I wish we could. It's too late now. 276 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,674 -Wow. -Find Car! and get home now. 277 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,051 Yeah. 278 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,972 TONY [ON PA]: We're looking for a missing boy named Casey... 279 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,137 ...last seen wearing a Superman costume. 280 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,933 Two years old. Any information would be greatly appreciated. 281 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,190 No questions asked. 282 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,226 Why the fuck wouldn't we ask questions? 283 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,361 Because we want people to feel safe. 284 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,365 How do you find out what happened if you don't ask? 285 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,867 You understand the premise? People feel safe. 286 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,903 They give information. We find the kid. 287 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,538 Safe my ass. I'm asking questions. 288 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,542 -Okay. Yeah. No. Go ahead. Yeah, sure. -That's what you do. 289 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,827 -You do what you want. -Uh.... 290 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,088 Casey Casden. Uh, last seen wearing a Superman costume. 291 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,257 Kev, stop. 292 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,634 What's Liam doing here? 293 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,465 It's not Liam. 294 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,261 -Who the hell is this? -I don't know. Fiona dropped him off. 295 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,097 TONY: Attention, all residents. There's a child still missing. 296 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,886 Approximately 2 years of age... 297 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,522 ...wearing a Superman costume. If you've seen.... 298 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,432 Fucking Gallaghers. 299 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,227 FRANK: When I was a kid, we could go to a birthday party... 300 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,272 ...and our parents wouldn't worry that we were gonna get... 301 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,283 ...sto|en out of the front yard by some perv. 302 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,785 That's when America had values. 303 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:25,121 Before Walmart, Dukakis, peanut butter and jelly in one jar. 304 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,159 You're too young to remember this... 305 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,045 ...but there was a time when policemen were respected. 306 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,673 When young men wanted to fight for their country. 307 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,461 When you could go vote twice for Mayor Daley down at the 11th Ward. 308 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:42,054 Before some liberal pricks elected a Muslim who isn't even American. 309 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,719 We need to get your story straight for the police. 310 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,478 Why did you take the boy? 311 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,186 He was crying for his mom and his mom wasn't around. 312 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,725 Did you try to find his mom? 313 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,519 No, he was crying and nobody cared. So I took him. 314 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,905 -You can't say that. What's with you? -Fi. 315 00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,614 Debs, was he inside or outside of the yard when you grabbed him? 316 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,619 Inside. 317 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,032 -Okay. so how did you get him out? -I waved a Snickers bar at him. 318 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,284 Did anybody see you? 319 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,454 -I don't think so. We just ran. -That wasn't suspicious. 320 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,715 -So you were running down the street-- -I used a stroller. 321 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,375 -What stroller? -Liam's old one. 322 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,215 The one I told you to throw out? 323 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,756 I fixed it. For emergencies. 324 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,094 [BANGING ON DOOR] 325 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,347 VERONICA: Open up! Hurry! 326 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,853 Shit. 327 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,810 What in the hell is going on? 328 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,771 -Is this that kid? FIONA: Debbie stole him. 329 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,312 We have to give him back without getting her in Juvie. 330 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,401 -Why in the world would she steal-? -Hmm. 331 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,822 There must be a couple hundred cops out there. 332 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:45,534 I know. I'm so sorry. Debs, will you watch him for a second? 333 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,914 Come with us. 334 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,075 Casey, we're gonna play games, okay? 335 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,663 I'm not sure what's going on. 336 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,671 Maybe it's because your mom bailed and Frank's a big drunk. 337 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,007 What, I'm the asshole now? She stole a baby. 338 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,384 She obviously planned it. 339 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,637 I mean, she took a stroller out of the garbage and she fixed it. 340 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,265 Hey, Debbie still is a little kid. Worst thing is she gets help. 341 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,846 -Help? -What kind of help? 342 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,807 -She stole a baby. -She‘s not crazy. 343 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,393 She just sort of accidentally took a kid. 344 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,728 Not if she lured him with a candy bar. 345 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,360 -What are you suggesting? -Some professional to-- 346 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,737 -A shrink? -Gallaghers do not do therapy. 347 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,445 TONY [ON PA]: --missing 2-year-old boy, Casey Casden. 348 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,905 He was last seen wearing a Superman costume. 349 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,366 If you have any information, call 911. 350 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,781 Look, we need a plan to get that boy back. 351 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,120 Family Services is gonna have a field day. 352 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,751 Family Services? 353 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:37,006 If they find out Frank's moved, they'll take the kids, split them up. 354 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,382 Remember last time? 355 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,419 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 356 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,340 Shit. 357 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,508 Exactly. 358 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,808 You know that payphone that's outside the Kash and Grab? 359 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,222 -Yeah. LIP: Get on your bike... 360 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,437 ...go to the payphone and call the police. 361 00:19:55,611 --> 00:20:00,776 Tell them that you saw a little boy walking down Southport Avenue at 2:45. 362 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,065 -Okay? -Why should I? 363 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,074 You wanna be in a children's home? 364 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,110 Group home on Union has a climbing wall. 365 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,404 -Carl. -Ugh, I don't have a bike. 366 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,947 Wire cutters in the drawer. 367 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,550 What? 368 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,805 Steve, Fiona, you guys have to get Debs to take that kid back. 369 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,931 I don't know that I can make that happen. 370 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,763 You have to or we're all fucked. 371 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,719 okay- 372 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,137 Why do I have to do it? 373 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,897 We've already told the police we didn't know anything. 374 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,684 -I'm not a good liar. -You can do this. 375 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,775 -I'm not. You always say so. -All right. Hey. You know what? 376 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,282 It's been hours and Casey's parents are really worried about him. 377 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,783 Remember that pie you wanted to make? Let's do that tonight. 378 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,077 What do I have to do? 379 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,836 I saw a little boy walking down Southport Avenue at like 2:45. 380 00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,373 COP [OVER PHONE]: Two forty-five? -Yeah, 2:45. Asshole. 381 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,509 Got a sighting. A kid saw the boy walking down Southport. 382 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,920 DEBBIE: I was walking up Southport Avenue... 383 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,634 ...when I saw little Casey. 384 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,264 You didn't know his name. 385 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,557 -A little boy. -Yeah. 386 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,468 -All alone. -All alone. 387 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,807 And crying. I asked her where her mom was. 388 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,062 Not "her." 389 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,817 Oh, um, I asked him where his mom was and he didn't know. 390 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,150 He seemed upset, so I gave him some chocolate. 391 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,940 Good, Debs. You're doing great. 392 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,780 Veronica, go to the cleaners, ask Mrs. Bergdoll... 393 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,286 -...to use the phone. -That woman's a cold bitch. 394 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,539 I've got something for that. Don't worry. 395 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,577 Hey, Mrs. B. Can I use your phone really quick? 396 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,541 I got some green bud for your glaucoma. 397 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,171 Hmm.... 398 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,713 I saw a little boy with a Superman suit walking down Grand. 399 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,344 -And what time was that? -About 15 minutes ago. 400 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:50,348 I thought maybe this is the boy everyone's talking about. 401 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,634 I'm sorry. A Spider-Man suit? 402 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,768 I didn't say Spider-Man. I said Superman. 403 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,725 He had a cape and he was with a girl. 404 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,060 -Can you describe--? -Assho|e. 405 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:03,649 DEBBIE: So I went to the phone outside Connie's Pizza to call the police... 406 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:07,566 ...but I couldn't use the phone, because it was broken. 407 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,072 -And did you try to call anyone else? -Yes, I did. 408 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,124 Oh. Right. I was standing on the street... 409 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,627 ...and I asked people who were passing if I could use their phone. 410 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,665 I said it was an emergency, but no one listened. 411 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,801 I don't know if it was because I was young... 412 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,549 ...or poor. 413 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,104 Ha-ha-ha-ho! 414 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,568 [BLOWS AIR] 415 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,198 Okay, let's see. 416 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,282 Oh. 417 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,081 Frank? 418 00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,659 Uh-oh. 419 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,294 What am I gonna do? 420 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,460 Stop? 421 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,797 [GRUNTS] 422 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,563 [FRANK FARTS] 423 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,230 -Hi, Frank. -Shit! Sorry, Karen. 424 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,362 -I thought you were gone. -Frank? 425 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,647 Pass me a towel? 426 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,740 You got it all wet. 427 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,662 A hand toweI's fine. And don't throw it, please. 428 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,483 Casey! 429 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,896 LIP: What time do you go into work today? -Uh.... 430 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,781 -I go in at 6. -You're going in early. 431 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,568 Tell them you saw a little boy in a Superman costume... 432 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,407 ...waIklng down Grand Avenue. 433 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,829 What are you doing? You're not on till 6. 434 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,083 I'm here now, what's the harm? Gary, how you doing, man? 435 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,164 -Another Old Style? -Yup. 436 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:30,629 Gosh, you know what? I am feeling nostalgic today. 437 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,554 Hear what I said? I said I was feeling nostalgic. 438 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,136 MAN: What's "nostalgic"? -Well, I'm glad you asked. 439 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,679 I was walking to work and I saw this cute little kid wearing a Superman costume. 440 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,314 You know, with a cape and everything? Takes you back. He was a cute kid. 441 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:52,735 Yeah, Superman costume. Cute little kid. 442 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:56,275 -A little kid in a Superman costume? -Superman costume, sandy hair. 443 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,535 That's the boy that's missing. Where? 444 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:00,867 On Grand. ljust passed him five minutes ago. 445 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:05,000 -Well, we have to call that in, Kev. -Yes, we do. 446 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,495 How's my favorite lady? 447 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,755 She'll be better when her numbers come up... 448 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,007 ...and Allied Shippers can kiss her fine black ass. 449 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,212 [KEVIN CHUCKLES] 450 00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,969 -I got a good feeling. -You say that every week. 451 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,051 -Four vodka tonics? CAROL: Only three today. 452 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,681 Marilyn wants a virgin colada. 453 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,686 She blacked out last night, so she a little nervous. 454 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,981 No, no, no. If! can't buy my girlfriend's mom drinks, what good am I? 455 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,392 No damn good. 456 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:32,733 -That's right. Can I get these for you? -No, I got them. 457 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,942 WOMAN: Yes. He took it out. 458 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,073 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 459 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,702 WOMAN 1: You were right there. Yeah. WOMAN 2: I was. No. I was. 460 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,159 Ladies, I'm just gonna grab these glasses, okay? 461 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,166 You can grab anything of mine you like. What's your name? 462 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:47,792 sag.‘ 5 463 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:51,376 Well, that's nice and short and easy to whisper. 464 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,630 Like, "Do it again, Kev." 465 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,041 -Heh. -Uh-huh. 466 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,709 Yeah, heh. 467 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,628 FRANK: Mr. Barkeep... 468 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,923 ...a large boilermaker. 469 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,388 And keep them coming. 470 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,687 Did you bring in the water heater from the porch? 471 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,644 -No. -Well, it's not on the porch. 472 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,646 Seriously? 473 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,483 Bunch of fucking animals. 474 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,448 Steve, Debbie, Liam, we gotta go. Fiona, you got Casey. 475 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,329 I'll see you at Sheila's after. 476 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,536 Hey, don't worry, she's gonna be great. 477 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:30,328 -She doesn't even seem sorry. -She is, she's just a kid. 478 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,997 She can't tell lies. She never could. 479 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,711 We're all going to jail. 480 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,381 DEBBIE: Why can't I just take Casey back now? 481 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,638 We can't let anybody see you with Casey leaving our house. 482 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,141 Fiona is gonna take Casey to the rendezvous spot. 483 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:47,223 She'll give him to you and you'll take him back to his house. 484 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,887 Othenrvise, the plan won't work. 485 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:52,354 Fiona is gonna go to Sheila's to make sure she has an alibi. 486 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,109 I don't think I can do this. 487 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:59,694 Yeah, you're gonna be great, Debs. Just don't fuck it up. 488 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,617 -Hey, Debs? -Yeah? 489 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,284 Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? 490 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,204 DEBBIE: No. STEVE: Because they lie to help people. 491 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:16,169 A doctor wouldn't tell a sick patient, "You're gonna die." 492 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,380 He would say, "We're doing everything we can." Wouldn't he? 493 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:20,886 Yeah? 494 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:25,049 So pretend you're being a doctor today, and tell a doctor's kind of tie. 495 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,593 Can you be a doctor for me? 496 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,807 Can I be a nurse? 497 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,223 That's my girl. 498 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,937 In a moment we will take you live to the scene of the crime... 499 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,822 ...with our head correspondent, Charles Catino. 500 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,154 But first, if you have any information... 501 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,569 ...regarding the whereabouts of Casey Casden... 502 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,409 ...please call the number at the bottom of your screen. 503 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,573 Charles, are you there? 504 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,742 [WOMEN CHATTERING] 505 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,535 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 506 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,375 Shots on me. 507 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,049 You are soaking wet. 508 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,256 WOMAN 1: Wipe it up. WOMAN 2: Get it. Get it. 509 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,262 WOMAN 1: Check, please. Can we have the check? 510 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,102 Uh, so... 511 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,229 -...fixing up the basement? -Mm-hm. 512 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,688 Gonna try. Sheetrock that corner space for my bed. 513 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,353 The other halfs already paneled, so I'm good there. 514 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,318 Got a spot for the sink. ToiIet's already in. 515 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:26,656 So just run some cable for the flat screen and I'm all set. 516 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,204 So... 517 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,492 ...that Sheila, she's something, huh? Heh. 518 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,877 That's one way to put it. 519 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,878 Does your ass ever stop hurting? 520 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:47,056 No. AdviI's your best bet. It helps with the inflammation. 521 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,724 Hey, Kev. 522 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,385 -Hey. TINA: See my friend? 523 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,771 I know she acts like she hits on everyone, but she doesn't. 524 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,432 She likes you. 525 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,350 Well, I'm flattered, but I can't. 526 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,439 Kev, you wanna get to it? 527 00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:02,354 Oh, come on, what could one little drink hurt? 528 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,865 Um, you know. Really, no. 529 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,903 Look, she doesn't care if you have a girlfriend. 530 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,279 Neither do I. 531 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,457 Can you handle two? 532 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,543 What, the both of you? 533 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,713 [CLEARS THROAT] 534 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,420 Uh, I can't, really. 535 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,631 Actually, I'm getting married. 536 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,218 Wha--? What's that, now? Married? 537 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:31,179 -No, no-- Frank, can I get you a shot? -Veronica? 538 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:34,686 -Frank-- -Hey, Jess, roll out the champagne. 539 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,814 -Our boy here's getting hitched. -What? 540 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:41,022 -Kev is marrying Veronica. -Frank-- 541 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:43,403 -Carol. Carol, come here. -Ahh! 542 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,813 -No, Frank-- FRANK: Carol. 543 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,732 -No, no, no. FRANK: Carol. 544 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,025 No, no, no. Frank-- 545 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,615 Kev's making an honest woman out of your daughter. 546 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,120 -You what? -Yeah! 547 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,656 CAROL: Oh, my God! Ha, ha. 548 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,995 To think I was drinking, worrying about that missing boy. 549 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,330 -Who gives a shit about that now? FRANK: Hey! 550 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,463 -My daughter's getting married! FRANK: Kev's getting married to Veronica. 551 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,964 [ALL CHEERING] 552 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:08,095 And I got the oldest bottle of Asti Spumante. 553 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:12,386 You have made me the happiest woman in the world. 554 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,722 -I'm gonna go call Veronica. -Wait, wait! No. 555 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,353 She'll wanna call you. Don't ruin the surprise. 556 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,391 Okay, everybody, drinks on the house! 557 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,312 Here we go. One for the mama. There you go. 558 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,529 All right, one for the big daddy. Now for the mama. There we go. 559 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,443 Yeah! 560 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:34,454 MAN 1: You're getting married! 561 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,746 MAN 2: Woo-hoo! 562 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,767 [SLURPSI 563 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,105 Fiona Gallagher? 564 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,728 Yeah. 565 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,311 -Yeah, what about her? -Nothing. 566 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,354 Good. 567 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:15,070 You really wanna hook up with her? A lot of kids over there, man. 568 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,536 Heh. You're kidding, right? Your marriage only lasted six weeks. 569 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,826 -Seven. -And she wound up with the house. 570 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,582 My car's paid off! 571 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:26,169 You giving me advice is ridiculous. 572 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,793 [SLURPING] 573 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:51,615 Fiona, what a pleasant surprise. 574 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,029 They haven't found him yet? 575 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,740 ISIGHS] 576 00:31:55,914 --> 00:32:00,248 I can't stop thinking about what his parents must be going through. 577 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,159 I know. 578 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,706 ISIGHS] 579 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,745 REPORTER [ON TV]: Less than two hours ago, a young boy only 2 years of age.... 580 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,210 Do you want a drink? 581 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:11,718 I've got a lot of booze. No mixers. 582 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,344 Cup of coffee would be great. 583 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:16,302 REPORTER: --will not rest until the little boy is returned home. 584 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,716 Why don't I make it? 585 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,519 Oh, don't mind me. 586 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:25,649 I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one. 587 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,311 REPORTER: In just a moment we will take you live to the scene of the crime.... 588 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,354 Hey, wait a second. 589 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,568 Hi, mister. Hey there. 590 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,700 How about giving me a big hug? 591 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:43,038 REPORTER: --I quote, "The city will not rest.... " 592 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,705 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 593 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:51,132 I'm gonna blush and then they'll know. 594 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:54,090 I can't be a nurse. I'm not patient, I hate bed pans. 595 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:58,758 I can't walk in clogs, and let's face it, I'm too small. 596 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:02,390 SHEILA: Peekaboo. Peekaboo. 597 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,933 -Peekaboo. Peeka-- -Oh, my God. 598 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,405 GIRL: Mommy! 599 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,367 -Casey's back! -I don't believe it. 600 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,822 -Is it him? GIRL: Mommy! 601 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,864 -It is. It is. -It's him, he's back. 602 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,954 My baby. My babY< 603 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,498 Where have you been? We've been worried sick. 604 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,882 Where did you find him? 605 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:35,920 He was walking all by himself. I didn't know where he lived. 606 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:39,214 -Thank you, you're an angel. -I don't-- I don't-- 607 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,179 I don't know how to thank you. Uh, here, just, um-- 608 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:47,640 Here, take all-- Take it. Take all of it. Just take everything. Thank you. Thank you. 609 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,563 I told you we'd find him. 610 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,696 My Debbie found him. A Gallagher saved the day. 611 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,107 You bunch of losers. Heh. 612 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,573 DEBBIE: Bye. 613 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,118 LIP: That's Debs’. 614 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,376 No, I'm just helping her. 615 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,748 [FRANK GRUNTS] 616 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,881 You're on my hand. You're-- 617 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,673 All right, I am your father. 618 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,337 Hey, Deb. Good job. 619 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:22,178 -Fiona, you wanna come with us? -Where? 620 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:25,264 -We need to take Deb to the station. -What for? 621 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,053 We need to take a statement. 622 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,190 She found him. I mean, isn't that enough? 623 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:34,444 We need a statement. You can stay with her. 624 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,905 Nurse Debbie can handle it. 625 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:41,406 What I'm trying to tell you is... 626 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,949 ...that I have never seen her love anybody-- 627 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:49,243 -I mean, anybody-- -Come on. 628 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:53,380 No. Anybody as much as she loves you. 629 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,461 -For real? -Mm. For real. 630 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,424 -Including her daddy. Mm-hm. -No. 631 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,179 Come on. 632 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:06,389 Ooh, and, honey, she love him like.... Mm. 633 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,430 Ooh. Mm. 634 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,356 Shit. 635 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,199 KEVIN: V! 636 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,081 V! 637 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,997 .\/I MAN: Hey! 638 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,584 V! 639 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,379 You hear me? I need to speak to Veronica Fisher. 640 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,295 -What the hell? MAN: Would you shut up out there? 641 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:47,017 -What are you doing? -I'm here to tell you something. 642 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:50,179 I mean, I'm here to ask you something. 643 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,689 How did you get so drunk in the afternoon? 644 00:35:56,863 --> 00:36:00,572 Veronica Fisher, will you do me the honor of being my wife? 645 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:05,785 -Yes, heh. Yeah! Yeah! Yes. -0h. 646 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,579 -I love you, baby. -Ha-ha-ha. 647 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,245 I first saw him on Southport. 648 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,912 He caught my eye because my baby brother Liam loves Superman. 649 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,254 After I noticed he was alone, I took his hand. He's a good walker. 650 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,258 Very well-mannered for a toddler. 651 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:24,216 I thought for sure someone would let me use their phone. 652 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,598 I'm just so shocked at the lack of humanity. 653 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:27,883 Yes, I'd love a cookie. 654 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,848 I remembered Grand Avenue from my Aunt Ginger. 655 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,731 Do they require you to wear a jacket and tie, or is that your choice? 656 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,687 I find it very sexy. 657 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,621 TONY: Big day. -Yeah. 658 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,831 TONY: Happy ending. 659 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,292 YGPA 660 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:06,008 You missed a good pot roast last week. My mom really, uh, pulled out all the stops. 661 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,390 Yeah. 662 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,011 Sorry about that. 663 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:25,198 KAREN: That's so great about Debbie finding that little Casey. 664 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:29,486 LIP: Yeah, I know. He's lucky it was her and not some crazy fucker. 665 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,904 [KAREN CH UCKLES] 666 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,117 Like your new jeans. 667 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,454 Oh, thanks. They didn't cheer me up as much as I'd hoped. 668 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:39,086 My house is so fucking weird. I wish I'd been kidnapped. 669 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,372 Is it that bad? 670 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,506 You should have seen them at breakfast. 671 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,918 I can't imagine what dinners are gonna be like. 672 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,470 In fact, as soon as he gets down to the bottom... 673 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,302 ...I look back and there are all these people behind us. 674 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,844 -And I start yelling, "Go back! Go back!" -Why? Heh. 675 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,934 Because he stepped off of the thing and just stopped there... 676 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,724 ...and there are all of these people»- Thank you, love. 677 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:03,441 You know, your house is Frank's wet dream. 678 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,776 -Never gonna get him out. -Mm-mm. 679 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:10,698 Wanna sneak into my backyard and do it on the tire swing? 680 00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:14,531 -Lip? -Wait, I'm thinking. 681 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,576 REPORTER 1 [ON TV]: Well, I guess sometimes there are happy endings. 682 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,995 Casey Casden, the little boy who disappeared... 683 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:23,711 ...from his own front yard earlier today, has been delivered home... 684 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,091 ...safe and sound. 685 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,383 REPORTER 2 [ON TV]: Thank you, Lisa. 686 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,261 -That is indeed great, great news. -Fiona. 687 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,718 REPORTER 2: In other matters, a medical... 688 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,600 What's up? 689 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:39,722 Um.... 690 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:40,936 For Debbie. 691 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,528 Okay. Mm-hm? 692 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,735 Hey, Debs. Look what Steve bought. 693 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,744 Oh, my God. For me? 694 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:57,533 Absolutely. For doing such a great job today. 695 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,701 -Thank you. -What are you gonna name her? 696 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:00,914 [LAUGHS] 697 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:05,503 Gin-Gin. After Aunt Ginger. Let's go up to my room. We can play. 698 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:11,467 Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so funny, heh. 699 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,928 Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so much fun. 700 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:20,934 [GRUNTS] 701 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,737 VERONICA: Kev, babe, wake up. It's time to get drunk again. 702 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:37,368 DEBBIE: Six-ninety, 700, 710... 703 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:41,455 ...715 exactly. 704 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,673 Hmm.... Ah! 705 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,133 ISIGHS] 706 00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:01,855 -Thanks for buying her that doll. -Not a problem. 707 00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:06,484 -You know what'd feel great right now? -Hmm? 708 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,986 A long, hot shower. 709 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,489 I'll wash your back. 710 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:17,992 Shit. 711 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,408 No hot water. 712 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,875 You really are beautiful. 713 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,541 Like.... 714 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,714 I hope I'm not fucking up the kids. 715 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,885 VERONICA: Fiona? 716 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,355 Fiona, where are you? 717 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,899 [CHUCKLES] 718 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,230 Here. 719 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,103 Fiona! 720 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,443 -Hey, hey. -Mommy. 721 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,199 [CHUCKLES] 722 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,657 What the hell? Champagne? 723 00:40:58,831 --> 00:40:59,946 I'm getting married. 724 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,035 Oh, my God! 725 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,871 [ALL CHEERING] 726 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:10,423 VERONICA: Bitches, start planning the bachelorette party. 727 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,834 IAN: Congratulations. VERONICA: Are you drunk? 728 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,378 What are you doing? What are you doing? 729 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,423 IAN: She's just happy you're getting married. 730 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,258 She's great. 731 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:24,770 Yeah, man. She's a good egg. She deserves it. 732 00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,852 Yes, but does she deserve you, you bastard? 733 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,812 [CHUCKLES] 734 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,821 No. Nobody does. 735 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:56,803 Take the Advil now. You wanna stay ahead of the pain. 736 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,302 ISIGHS] 737 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,265 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 738 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,063 STEVE: Congratulations. 739 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,274 [CHUCKLES] 740 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,616 -Penny for your thoughts. -Really, Grandma? 741 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:23,621 I know. I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vaj of a newborn. 742 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,740 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 743 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,585 You know I love you guys, right? 744 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,917 I couldn't raise these kids without you and V. 745 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:37,051 They borrow your shit all the time. I'm sorry. I know it's lame. But thanks. 746 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,888 I don't know how I'd do it without you guys. I love you so much. 747 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,549 I'm just so happy for you both. 748 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:46,561 Yeah, yeah. You know that Jagermeister really makes you chatty, right? 749 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:47,766 You know that? 750 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,931 [GIGGLING] 751 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,145 Look at V. 752 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,019 Isn't she beautiful? 753 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,982 Yeah. She sure is. 754 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:02,861 [TRUCK BEEPING] 755 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,404 What the hell is that? 756 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,493 MAN: Sign right there, please. -Debbie? 757 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,340 IAN: What is this? 758 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,594 It's our new water heater. I got it on sale. 759 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,175 LIP: All right, Deb. All: Ha, ha. 760 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,840 DEBBIE: And free delivery. 761 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:27,852 -They said because I'm a hero. VERONICA: That you are, my girl. 762 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,645 IAN: Oh, man. VERONICA: Heh. 763 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:34,685 You're gonna go to the back and make a sharp left and install it in the kitchen. 764 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:37,019 LIP: Right on back. DEBBIE: Yeah, straight down. 765 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,529 Bump- 766 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:42,442 -By the way, I call the first hot shower. IAN: How much did that set you back? 767 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,782 That was something, huh? 768 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,534 Yeah. 769 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,079 You know, for a guy who just got engaged... 770 00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:54,087 ...you don't seem very happy to be getting married. 771 00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,964 It's because I'm already married. 772 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:47,260 Debs, you gotta get ready for school. 773 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,472 DEBBIE: I can't go to school. 774 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,432 Why not? 775 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:57,560 Gin-Gin had me up half the night with diarrhea. 776 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,193 Oh. 777 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,887 [English - US - SDH]