1 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:07,162 This is what you missed last week on Shameless: 2 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:12,384 -Dad's missing. -How the hell did I end up in Canada? 3 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,587 STEVE: Frank needs a wake-up call before he wrecks all your lives. 4 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,005 -Unh. -Whoa! 5 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,799 -Unh. -You left him there? You get him back. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,759 You must be joking. 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,638 You're fucking him? 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,937 Frank. Oh, relax. 9 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,022 FRANK: Stop! 10 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,232 Morning‘ 11 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:34,318 The CYO awards banquet is next week at St. Stephen's. 12 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,197 -I was hoping you'd come. -Phew, can I think about it? 13 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,144 [CAR CREAKING] 14 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,739 [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER POLICE RADIO] 15 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,904 [FIONA & TONY PANTING] 16 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,951 TONY: Amazing. Really good. Good, good. 17 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,495 FIONA: Tony? Shut up. 18 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,548 Shit! Kids. Kids. Shit. 19 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,308 TONY: Yeah. Absolutely. -Shit. 20 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,140 [KIDS CHATTERING] 21 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:35,147 TONY: Hey, want the siren? Want the siren? Okay. 22 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,313 [SIREN WAILING] 23 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,488 WOMAN: Jake, it's time to-- 24 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,490 Oh, mYr 25 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,906 [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER POLICE RADIO] 26 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,981 Hey, that's sexual harass-- Mandy? 27 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,782 -Hey, Ian. -Uh, what's going on? 28 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:27,037 I wanted to thank you for coming to my rescue in history class today. 29 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:32,918 The colonial soldiers conserved what by declaring: 30 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:39,630 "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes"? 31 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,381 Oh, shit. 32 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,295 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 33 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,680 No problem. Mr. Bancroft's a prick. 34 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:49,642 Well, I think you might be my knight in shining armor. 35 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,053 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 36 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,687 Right. 37 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,315 [CHUCKLES] 38 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,352 You're funny, Ian Gallagher. 39 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,270 okay- 40 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,815 What time do you get off work? 41 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,403 Uh.... 42 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,866 I think it's, uh, inventory night, so probably not till really late. 43 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:12,078 All right. Well, I guess I'll see you around school tomorrow, then? 44 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:16,461 Yeah, right. Uh, see you tomorrow, Mandy, heh. 45 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,013 MANDY: Bye, Ian. 46 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:30,592 MAN [ON TV]: This crocodile here would be just as happy munching on that chicken... 47 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,012 ...as he would dining on our croc tamer’s hand. 48 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,307 These amazing creatures may look cute and cuddly but caution should be taken.... 49 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,691 [DOORBELL RINGS] 50 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,271 Frank, can you get that? 51 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,902 -What? -The door. 52 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,400 Oh, Christ. 53 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,780 2;‘ =3. 54 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,538 I'm here for Karen. 55 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,119 Oh. 56 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,087 Karen, there's a boy here for you. 57 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,461 KAREN: Be down in a sec. 58 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,927 SHEILA: Ah, Phillip. -Hi. 59 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,004 I've made chicken Kiev. There's leftovers. 60 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,968 No, that's fine, Sheila. Karen and I are gonna grab some burgers later. 61 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:16,726 -I'll take some little red potatoes. -Of course, sweetie. 62 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,863 This your home now? 63 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,402 First time in my life I ever felt like I actually belonged somewhere. 64 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,743 -Right. -It's quiet, clean. 65 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,203 -Good food. -Free. 66 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,216 What are your intentions? 67 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,340 -Excuse me? -With Karen. Your intentions? 68 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,724 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 69 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,685 LIP: Hey. -Ready? 70 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,980 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, let's, uh, get out of here. 71 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,563 Have her home by midnight. 72 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,279 And nothing below the waist. 73 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,925 MANDY: Boo! 74 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,633 Mandy? 75 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,886 -You miss me? -I guess. 76 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,718 Uh.... 77 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,557 What are you doing here? 78 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,229 Waiting to walk you home, silly. 79 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,608 Oh. 80 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:57,619 MAN [ON TV]: Tropic Thunder is right on Grave Digger's back wheel. 81 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,664 He's hooked himself to the Diggers bumper. 82 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,170 Look at that. 83 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,756 Do you, uh, want another beer’? 84 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,545 okay- 85 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,256 But don't be too long. 86 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,471 Ow. 87 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,892 -Get out of here, shithead. -Ow. Fine. Whatever. 88 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,195 -You're leaving? -Yeah. Enjoy getting herpes. 89 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,139 Mandy. Mandy, maybe we should-- 90 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,598 Shh! It's okay. 91 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,889 I have one, heh. 92 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,019 [GRUNTS] 93 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,564 Mandy, okay. Okay. 94 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,406 So, what happened with you and that guy, uh, Steve, was it? 95 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,447 Those kids, they really love you. They were so cute. 96 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,035 "Do the siren, do the siren." 97 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,538 -So I take it you two broke up? -What? 98 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,416 -You came with me to the banquet. IAN: Mandy. 99 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,421 [MANDY CRYING] 100 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:35,967 Why is Mandy Milkovich crying? I'll see you, Tony. 101 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,257 Who did what to Mandy Milkovich? 102 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,426 [HORN BLARES] 103 00:08:55,994 --> 00:09:00,112 What's wrong with your mom? Why can't she ever leave the house? 104 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:05,330 What's wrong with your dad? Why's he such a drunk? 105 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,583 Is that a hickey? 106 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,136 No, I burned myself with a curling iron. 107 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,805 This is a hickey. 108 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,217 -Who from? -Ernie Morrissey. 109 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,599 Amateur. 110 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,062 What's it like with my dad living at your house? 111 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,567 Weird, 112 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,816 It's only gonna get weirder. 113 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,522 It's cold out here, heh. 114 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,867 I think I hear it coming. 115 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,331 [BOTH SCREAMING] 116 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,468 What the fuck? 117 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,929 What are you doing to her? 118 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,511 Clearing the toxins from her lungs. 119 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,520 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 120 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,979 -Hey, babe. -Stop lending the Gallaghers our shit, V. 121 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,318 A toaster? Who borrows a toaster? 122 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,485 Carl set theirs on fire trying to melt action figures together. 123 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,575 I don't give a shit it he was trying to melt his balls together. 124 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,957 Tell them to buy a toaster. They're like 20 bucks for chrissakes. 125 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:33,042 Maybe you should clear the toxins from her ass. You smell her room lately? 126 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,923 At least I don't shit in a bag. 127 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,755 Ten minutes to get downstairs. 128 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:42,093 Why is it so cold in this house? 129 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,929 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 130 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,972 Looks like an A to me. Someone get the door. 131 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,769 No, no, no. The bat is for killing, not for taking to school. 132 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,609 I don't need any more notes from your teacher. 133 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,906 Fine, I'll get the door. 134 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:15,209 -Go away. -I'm here for Ian, not for you. 135 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,749 Befriend the brother to win back the girl? 136 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,927 -Is that what I'm doing? -You tell me. 137 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,721 Why is it so cold in here? 138 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,180 Where's my damn toaster? Huh? 139 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,645 Who borrows a toaster? 140 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,352 Yo, yo, yo, Destructo, that's my toaster. 141 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,986 I'm trying to make Melted Man. 142 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,944 Yeah, well, use a blowtorch like a normal kid. 143 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,993 Fi, some flower delivery guy was looking for your address. 144 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,911 They're from him. Toss them. 145 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,367 No, they're not. Nope. 146 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,200 DEBBIE: Yes. Four bars. Thank you, Beaver327. 147 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,790 Back for more abuse. You're like a boomerang. 148 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,798 Yeah, no, I lost a bet to Ian on the game, Need to see what tickets he wants. 149 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,756 And we live in the 1700s where telephones haven't been invented yet... 150 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,842 ...so of course you couldn't just call. 151 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,515 Not when I knew you were dying to see me. 152 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,888 FIONA: Shit. -Yo, got my tickets? 153 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:14,397 Yeah, what game? Philly on the 12th or Edmonton on the 27th? 154 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:18,022 -Uh, The Oilers. Yeah, definitely. -A good choice. The Flyers are fags. 155 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:23,107 Goddamn it. The gas bill's late. No wonder it's freezing in here. 156 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:28,244 "Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget. Tony." 157 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,117 -Give me that. -Who the fuck‘s Tony? 158 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,033 You hooked up with Tony? How charitable of you. 159 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,667 Wait, Tony the cop? That Tony? 160 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,499 -Yeah. And we had a nice time, okay? -Really? 161 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,505 Tony's sweet. And he has a real job. 162 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,711 [SNORES MOCKINGLY] 163 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,001 Sorry, I fell asleep when you were talking about him. 164 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,669 FIONA: Lip, phone. 165 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,629 What exactly does "hooked up“ mean? 166 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,515 Last time I checked, penis goes into vagina. 167 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,721 Wow. 168 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,433 No. Okay? We're gonna have oatmeal this morning. Go get the hotplate. 169 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,565 STEVE: Jesus, you sure didn't waste any time, did you? 170 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,729 -Here you go, sweetie. -Thank you. 171 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,647 You're welcome. 172 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,830 And I am off to the store. Does anyone need anything? 173 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,582 The store? I thought you n-- 174 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,787 ['|'ABLE RATTLES] 175 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,327 Unh. Christ in a basket. 176 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,121 I have a feeling that today is gonna be the day, Mom. 177 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,043 -I think so too, sweetie. I think so too. -Aw. 178 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:28,133 All right, well, get me a case of Old Style tall boys, will you? 179 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,215 okay- 180 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,807 Old Style tall boys. Tall boys. 181 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,599 Okay, so...l‘m off. 182 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:42,439 Just one foot in front of the other. 183 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,485 And I will open the door. 184 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:59,328 Open the door and I take a step outside. 185 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,335 [HORN HONKS] 186 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:09,050 [HORNS HONKING & PEOPLE SCREAMING] 187 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,685 [SHEILA SCREAMS] 188 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,392 Morn. Mom. 189 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,807 I've got you, Mom. I'm right here. 190 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,896 [SHEILA WHIMPERING] 191 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,737 okay- 192 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,200 You're right here. You're in your house. 193 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,741 I thought today was the day. 194 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,666 KAREN: Maybe next time, Mom. 195 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,703 Maybe next time. 196 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,707 KAREN: I'm gonna go to the grocery store for you. 197 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,797 No, no, no, I'll go. 198 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,800 Karen, uh, let me go for you. 199 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,216 -No, that's okay. -No, no. You do something for me later... 200 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,351 -...|ike bail me out of jail. KAREN: Frank? 201 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,184 Or stop me from having sex with some ugly chick. 202 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,144 KAREN: Frank? -Yeah. 203 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,566 You forgot the list. 204 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,728 No, I-- Okay, yeah. 205 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,898 All right. 206 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,365 I think I can see my breath. 207 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,124 We need $587 or they won't turn the gas back on. 208 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,456 LIP: I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid over on Ridgedale. 209 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,208 He's to give me a hundred bucks. 210 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:28,625 I saw online that we could get an extra $200 a month from the state... 211 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,091 ...if we say Carl's retarded. 212 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,677 IAN: I get paid Friday. -I'll figure out the rest. 213 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,225 School. Let's go. Everyone out. 214 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,228 STEVE: I can loan you the money unless you wanna get it from Tony. 215 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,808 FIONA: You're still here? 216 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,516 -Pay me back or not. Doesn't matter. -You're gonna be late. Go. 217 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,732 Everyone out. You too. Out. 218 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,864 I could borrow a couple grand from you and not pay you back. 219 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,321 -This a rebound thing? FIONA: None of your business. 220 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,531 He know you fucked him to get back at me? 221 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,367 Get out. 222 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,454 LIP: Dude, you're such a rookie. Is that your A game? 223 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,664 Bye, Fiona, have a good one. 224 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,669 Fi, this oatmeal. I don't know what you did with this oatmeaI.... 225 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,388 Thanks. 226 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,644 What are you doing here? Don't you have a new home? 227 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,265 Wanted to spend some quality time with my loving family. 228 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,604 You can spend it with Liam while I go to work. 229 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,770 -I can't. Busy day today. -Doing what? 230 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,406 There's a lot goes on behind the scenes to keep this family running... 231 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:38,240 ...that you wouldn't know about, Fl. Tits, it's cold in here. 232 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,951 FIONA: Why are you taking our food? -My food, you mean? 233 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,782 No, I mean, our food. 234 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:47,203 FRANK: Which you paid for with food stamps that are funded by taxes that I pay. 235 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,416 [KEVIN CHUCKLES] 236 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,707 -Since when? -You live here now? 237 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,087 Toaster. 238 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,922 [KNOCKING] 239 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,759 Hi. 240 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,932 HGYA 241 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,608 To serve and protect, huh? 242 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,110 To serve and protect. 243 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,440 Kevin. 244 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,658 I see you got the flowers. 245 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,661 Yup. They're beautiful. 246 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,663 I had a really good time last night. 247 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,199 FIONA: Me too. 248 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,834 I like you, Fiona. 249 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,744 Thanks, Tony. 250 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,298 I've waited a long time for last night to happen. 251 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,458 FRANK: See you. 252 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,753 -Coach of the Years a big deal. FRANK: Out of butter. 253 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,172 Last night was my first time. 254 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:43,468 -I'm sure he'll win again. -No, in the car. That was my first time. 255 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,513 First time? You mean the first time with me? 256 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,773 No, first time ever. 257 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,853 -But you've been with other gins. -Not in that way. 258 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,737 Tony, are you saying you were--? 259 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,357 -Virgin? -Yup, 260 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,488 Holy shit. You popped his cherry? 261 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,196 -And how was the 30 seconds of bliss? -He actually lasted a while. 262 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,830 -Did he cry after? -Aw, leave him alone. He's a nice guy. 263 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:12,163 Oh, so it was a mercy fuck. Or did you sleep with Tony to get back at Steve? 264 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,798 -What? -I saw the way you looked at Steve. 265 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,127 -Like a D-O-G in heat. -Not true. 266 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,421 Never looked at the other 95 guys that way. 267 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,427 Don't exaggerate. Ninety-four. 268 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,725 Cut Steve some slack. He meant well. 269 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,098 He shipped my father off to a foreign country. 270 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,514 Yes, the foreign country of Canada. 271 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,980 At least Tony's not coming here getting all in my family's business. 272 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,690 Maybe that's what I want. 273 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,614 Tony's mother would love that. I hope he didn't tell her about last night. 274 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,364 I'm sure the neighborhood bitches did. They saw us in the car. 275 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,826 You did it in a car? How romantic. 276 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,035 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 277 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,198 [KNOCKING] 278 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,619 Oh, shit. That's probably Tony's mother right there. 279 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,880 Careful. Bitch might have a gun. 280 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,007 [CHUCKLES] 281 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,845 -Yes? -Hi, uh, my name's Abby Ruggiero. 282 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,891 -Okay. -Can I speak with Virginia, please? 283 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,849 -Who? -Virginia Louise Gallagher’! 284 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,898 -Isn't this her house? -Oh, Aunt Ginger. 285 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,103 Is she here? 286 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,607 No. She lives in a nursing home in Wisconsin. 287 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,613 Well, I'm from the Office of the Inspector General. 288 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:24,323 We investigate instances of, uh, social security-related fraud. 289 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:29,165 I believe someone may be cashing your aunt's checks without her consent. 290 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,829 Now, 12 years ago, your aunt changed her address to a Mail Boxes Etc. 291 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,876 Twelve years ago? And you're here now? 292 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,587 Oh. 293 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,006 VERONICA: I gotta go, but call me. FIONA: Okay. 294 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:51,012 Look, I'm sure that my aunt's mail is being forwarded to her in Wisconsin. 295 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,932 All right, I'll tell you what we're gonna do here, miss. Ahem. 296 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,318 I have your aunt's next social security check with me now. 297 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,317 How about I come back in the morning, say around 10... 298 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,198 ...and deliver the check to your aunt in person. 299 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,156 That way I can meet her, ask a few questions... 300 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,662 ...and clear this whole thing up. 301 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:34,018 Ian Gallagher, you messed with the wrong girl. 302 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,313 303 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,232 MICKEY: Come here. 304 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,485 Get out here, Gallagher. 305 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,442 Mandy told us what you did, you piece of shit. 306 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,693 -Get out here. -He's gone. There's a door in the back. 307 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,699 Alley. Alley. 308 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,031 Tell fuckhead this is not over. 309 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,516 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 310 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,898 KASH: Ian, they're gone. 311 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,690 I swear to God I didn't touch her, Kash. 312 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,864 LIP: Oh. Thank you. 313 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,293 His focus is math and he wants to get into the National Merit Society. 314 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,624 Got it. 315 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,007 I told Richie that your rates went up, so he's giving you 150. 316 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,092 You're good. 317 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,637 -See you in three hours. -I'll be out in two. 318 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:56,433 E-O-R-K-J. 319 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,476 What do you think, Kev? 320 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,860 -I have no idea. -It's "joker." 321 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:07,774 -Where the hell is Aunt Ginger, Dad? -And hello to you too, my first-born. 322 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,034 Can I get you something, cop-lover? 323 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,908 No. Dad, does Aunt Ginger live in Wisconsin? 324 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,698 That's what I've told you, right? 325 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,538 Why was a woman from the Social Security department... 326 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,791 ...saying that Ginger cashes her checks in Chicago? 327 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,126 Ginger's in town and she didn't call me? After all I've done for that woman? 328 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,171 Oh, shit, Frank. You're cashing the checks. 329 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,757 Do you know how much trouble you're gonna be in? 330 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,802 Why all this sudden interest in Ginger, Fiona? 331 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,313 Now that you know there's money involved, you looking for a handout? 332 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,436 Well, that money is mine. 333 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,226 I'm the one who's taken care of Ginger all these years. 334 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:48,569 I call her every week. Hell, I've even visited her. 335 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,526 Good. Then you can go get her and bring her home with you. 336 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:56,994 That Social Security lady will be here with a federal agent to interview Ginger. 337 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,623 Fine. 338 00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:09,006 Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. 339 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:32,317 Plus, there's free appetizers, and that means it's, like, all-you-can-eat. 340 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,658 -Where do you think you're going, Frank? -Russell, my man. 341 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,324 -You're not allowed in here anymore. -Is the kitchen closed already? 342 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,912 I'm talking about Christmas. 343 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,010 That was a total misunderstanding. 344 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,840 You're banned from the mission, Frank. 345 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,509 ISIGHS] 346 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,970 You know... 347 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,894 ...the Big Guy says thou shalt forgive me. 348 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,441 Out. 349 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,103 All right, ugh. 350 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,396 Uh.... 351 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,361 I'm willing to put this whole matter behind us... 352 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,699 ...if you just let me borrow an old lady for a few hours. 353 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,867 Wait. What--? Hold on. Just a few hours. Just-- 354 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:26,162 Will you stop--? Stop-- Ok-- 355 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,090 I will be rethinking my charitable contributions... 356 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:34,048 ...to this organization come holiday time. 357 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:44,806 MAN: Hey, what the fuck? -Shut the fuck up. 358 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:00,029 Mandy. Mandy. Hey. 359 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,995 -Get away from me, you perv. -You tell your brothers I attacked you? 360 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,294 If you don't get away from me, Ian Gallagher, I'll scream. 361 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,709 Tell them the truth. They're gonna kill me. 362 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,756 -Good. -Mandy. 363 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,045 Yeah, thank you. Have a good day. 364 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,970 I got you, sir. Have a good day. 365 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,302 Uh, medium burger with fries. Next. 366 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,598 -I'll get the, uh, chicken burrito special. -What are you doing here? 367 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,062 I thought this was a food truck. I have it wrong? 368 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:33,729 -Are you stalking me? -If wanting a burrito is stalking, I am. 369 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,314 Not interested. Who's next? 370 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,154 One mistake and now you want nothing to do with me. 371 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,827 One mistake? You kidnapped my father. 372 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,996 -I was trying to help. -Don't. 373 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,075 -I've apologized. Isn't that enough? -Leave me alone. 374 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:50,337 Listen, you would not be so pissed off if you didn't care. 375 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,298 You know nothing about me. 376 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,717 Then teach me. 377 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,721 Teach me. 378 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,012 Here's your burrito. Six-fifty. 379 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:12,109 -Hey, keep the change. -No, thanks. 380 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,482 Believe me, you need it more than I do. 381 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,110 An hour and 54 minutes. Now, that's a record. 382 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:25,076 Yes. Now all we have to do is figure out how I can go back the same day... 383 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,866 ...and take it again for another kid. 384 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,080 Uh-oh. 385 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,500 -Hey, yo. -What do they want? 386 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,756 He probably just wants to ask me out again. 387 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,839 -You're not interested? -If you like the smell of cow shit. 388 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,841 [KAREN CH UCKLES] 389 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,843 Got a B-plus on that paper you wrote for me. 390 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,426 Spread the word. I could use the business. 391 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:49,059 -Heard they're letting Iggy out of juvie. -My mom drove up to get him. 392 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,224 Throwing a party for him this weekend. 393 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:55,027 -He'll probably be back in before then. -Ha, ha, probably. 394 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,734 So Ian messed with Mandy. 395 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,236 -Ian? -Yeah. 396 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,901 That's, uh, highly unlikely. 397 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,071 That's what Mandy told us. 398 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,951 Trust me, you got the wrong guy. 399 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,079 Right, the problem is that Ian's been avoiding us all day... 400 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,869 ...and, uh... 401 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,754 ...someone's gotta get a beatdown till we find him. 402 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,173 Could make an exception. 403 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,468 Not really, though. 404 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,517 Well, maybe, uh, Mandy's confusing Ian... 405 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:31,681 ...with any one of the other 400 dudes in the 10th grade she's already blown. 406 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,983 [ALL GRUNTING] 407 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,405 [DOOR opens] 408 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:49,700 Hey, hey, hey, look who it is. Fiona. And Liam. Come say hello to me, son. 409 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,037 What are you doing here? 410 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,167 I went to get Ginger like you told me to. 411 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,041 [SNORING] 412 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:58,082 -This is Aunt Ginger? -In the flesh. 413 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,092 Ginger has a hard-on. 414 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,805 FRANK: She was born with a large clitoris. 415 00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:08,137 [MUMBLES] 416 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,724 As kids, we were told to keep our hugs brief. 417 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,438 It's me, the virgin. 418 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:17,101 Oh. Heh, not anymore. Remember the car? Come on outside. 419 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,821 You were right. Sorry. I should have told you beforehand. 420 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,778 Little heads-up would have been nice. 421 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,113 It's not the kind of thing you tell everyone. 422 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,620 I was afraid you wouldn't do it if you knew. 423 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,749 I probably wouldn't have. It's a big thing. 424 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,793 It's above average, heh. 425 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:39,210 It's weird I didn't have sex till now, but it's not from a lack of trying. 426 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,296 Joanie wanted to wait, then she gave it up to Dicky Dolan... 427 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,803 ...night before he shipped out for Fallujah, lost his leg. 428 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:48,636 Uh, I almost did it with Hou|ie's sister, but she was too drunk. 429 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,301 Katie was Catholic so she only let me stick it in»- 430 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,017 -Okay, okay, I get it. -Hey. Hey. Uh.... 431 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,727 My mom heard about us. 432 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,313 -What? -The women in the neighborhood talk. 433 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:02,651 She invited you to dinner tomorrow night. 434 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:03,859 [CHUCKLES] 435 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,240 I find that hard to believe. 436 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:10,739 Okay, maybe she's not that enthusiastic about it, but I told her you were coming. 437 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,748 Let me think about it. 438 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,205 Sure. Absolutely. Just, uh.... 439 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,412 Just show up at 7? 440 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,169 All right. 441 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:27,133 You don't have to run away from me, Fiona. I get you. I get your family. 442 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:31,300 Miss Lisa married us at the Little Red School House when we were 5? 443 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,094 That's gotta count for something, right? 444 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:37,515 Hey, Lip, there a body on the other end of that? 445 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:40,480 -No, it's cool, Tony. -Jesus, what the hell, Lip? 446 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,202 TONY: Uh.... 447 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,368 I'll see you. 448 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,159 The nose is the most commonly broken bone... 449 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,420 ...in boys between the ages of 13 and 25. 450 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,672 That's fascinating, but who's the old dude? 451 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,552 -It's not a dude. It's your Aunt Ginger. -What, the one who owns the house? 452 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:10,840 That's right. Ginger, say hello to your nephew. 453 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,549 Dad, stop. 454 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,265 Why is he trying to pass off Mr. Perry as Aunt Ginger? 455 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,313 -Who? -Mr. Perry, my old bus driver. 456 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,565 Sleeps behind the dumpster over at the A&P. 457 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:25,105 Social Security wants to talk to Ginger and he was too lazy to get the real one. 458 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,280 -That's retardedly brilliant. -Thank you. 459 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,612 -Or brilliantly retarded. -Thank you. 460 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,993 Now we have to drive all night to go get her. 461 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:35,410 -Think Kev will let us borrow his car? -No. 462 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,745 I'll call and beg. 463 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,376 We got these from Imelda over at the Holiday Inn. 464 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:43,084 It'll be a good way to stay warm. 465 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,920 Why's Mr. Perry here? 466 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,334 FIONA: Hey, Kev, it's me. 467 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:52,723 Uh, can I borrow your car just for the night? Ijust need to-- 468 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,258 You won't need the car. 469 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,343 How are we gonna get Ginger? 470 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,894 She's dead. 471 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,971 -What? DEBBIE: Who's dead? 472 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,229 LIP: Aunt Ginger. -No. 473 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,645 LIP: Debs, you never met her. -And now I never will. 474 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:10,198 Don't give me a hard time. I've been very upset about this. 475 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,950 I'm in mourning. 476 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,906 When did she die? 477 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:16,955 Hmm.... 478 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,286 Twelve years ago. 479 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,544 [GRUNTS] 480 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:42,059 I was trying to protect you all from the trauma. 481 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:45,150 FIONA: Shit. 482 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,404 How do you think I feel? That woman was my heart and soul. 483 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,485 She practically raised me. 484 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:55,244 Dad, you've been cashing her checks. That's a felony. 485 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,780 We're living in her house. Was there even a will? 486 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,826 You don't need a will if she's not technically dead. 487 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:07,172 Yes, she is technically dead, Dad. Dead is dead. 488 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:10,129 Just because you haven't told anybody that she's dead... 489 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,336 ...doesn't make her not dead. 490 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:14,046 Fuck. 491 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,097 What are we gonna do now? 492 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,259 We|I.... 493 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:28,606 VERONICA: Oh. 494 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,487 Mrs. Sullivan is 92, but she's about to go any minute. 495 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:37,278 Helen, she needs meds every four hours, so she's a hassle. 496 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:47,208 Beatrice. Her son visits daily. 497 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:51,333 Jenny, she's a favorite. The others would notice if she were missing. 498 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,923 That's too bad. She's hot. 499 00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,557 I like that one. 500 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:02,807 -Debbie. -No, too lucid. 501 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:06,059 You know Sophie's nana, who couldn't remember... 502 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,190 ...because she had old people's disease? 503 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,485 -Alzheimers? FIONA: Yeah. 504 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,281 Yeah, we're looking for somebody like that. 505 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,284 For the record, I do not want to be sent to a place like this. 506 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,456 Don't worry, you'll outlive us all. 507 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:27,456 You're not gonna get fired for letting us borrow an old lady? 508 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:31,044 VERONICA: Girl, please. This place is just like what you see on the news. 509 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:34,961 One of the night shift guys got caught fucking Mrs. Hebert, who's in a coma... 510 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,011 ...hejust got a raise. 511 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:40,512 -Maybe it's from some foreign.... -What about her? 512 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,138 I wanna Iearn-- How about.... Did you ever hear anything so--? 513 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:47,351 Yes. 514 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,269 MICKEY: Where's fire crotch? 515 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,655 HGYA 516 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,108 Kash and Grab. 517 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,614 He's only making it worse. 518 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,948 Okay. Okay. We're gonna find him. 519 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:08,163 Hey, Kash and Grab. Tomorrow. 520 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,876 -When your shit-hole opens. MAN: We'll call you. 521 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,631 They're leaving. 522 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,843 IAN: This wouldn't be happening It I had sex with her. 523 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,092 -You can't be what you're not, Ian, heh. -Shut up, you are. 524 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,594 I didn't know what I was until afterl married. 525 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,974 Yeah, well, from now on, I'm just gonna be straight. 526 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,267 It's not that easy. 527 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,019 You do it. 528 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:33,981 Because I love my kids. Don't complicate things for yourself. 529 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,697 Now get up here. They're gone. 530 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,858 [ENGINE REVS AND IAN GRUNTS] 531 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:58,297 Oh, my goodness. 532 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,720 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 533 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:04,508 Everything is just the way I remember it. 534 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:07,052 We kept the house exactly the same, Aunt Ginger. 535 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,265 Oh. 536 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,180 I can see that, dear. 537 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:15,102 Oh, look, there's the bookcase my brother Norman built. 538 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,771 Do you want me to show you to your room, Aunt Ginger? 539 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,234 That would be wonderful. 540 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,535 And after I wash up, why don't I make us all some nice supper. 541 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,036 okay- 542 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,743 PERRY: Hey. 543 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,208 Uh, where am I? 544 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,662 -Dad? FRANK: I'm on it. Let's go, Perry. 545 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,720 FRANK: Thanks. 546 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,582 He)’: 547 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,930 Put your arm around, please. Now smile. 548 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:04,093 I was 26 and I was working as a secretary for the USO... 549 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,631 ...and one of the dancers broke her foot. 550 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:12,178 And before you know it, they're pulling me off the typewriter... 551 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:17,725 ...and they're teaching me the dance steps for the show that very night. 552 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:22,692 Oh, from that point fonward, I was a regular dancer. 553 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,403 Did you ever dance with anyone famous? 554 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,740 Dance? No, honey, I'm not a dancer. 555 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,161 Let's see what's on now. 556 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,216 -Yeah? -Is Ian here? 557 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,751 Upstairs. 558 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,009 Give him these, would you? 559 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,930 okay- 560 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,399 Well, if you need me, I'll be across the street in the bushes stalking you. 561 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,611 I saw you smile. 562 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,324 Hey. Yeah, you. You, uh, see Ian in there? 563 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,242 Not home. 564 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,369 MICKEY: You know when he's coming back? 565 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:20,829 STEVE: No, man, not a clue. 566 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:24,252 All right, fuckhead. 567 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,881 H9)’. I-IP- How's your lip? 568 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:31,719 Yeah, I saw you up there. Tell your shithead brother we're waiting for him. 569 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,429 Sorry your face got busted up. 570 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,761 It's okay. 571 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,602 I didn't do anything to Mandy. 572 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:43,018 I know that, Ian, but her brothers think you did. 573 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:49,233 I mean, she tried to rape me, and I pushed her off, and now she's mad. 574 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:53,945 You're probably the first guy in her life who hasn't tried tojump her. 575 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,032 She started screaming and crying. 576 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:04,752 Maybe you should throw it in her, you know? 577 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,837 She'll call off her brothers off. 578 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:11,550 Yeah. Yeah, and maybe, uh, you should throw it in Kash, right? 579 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,974 -Why, is he asking about me? -Yeah. 580 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,098 He's trying to go through all the Gallagher brothers. 581 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,649 582 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:36,662 Eventually, you're gonna have to take the beatdown for this, you know. 583 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,788 Yeah. 584 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,168 I know. 585 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,964 [GRUNTS] 586 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,413 Smells good. 587 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:06,502 I've missed you, Ginger. 588 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,290 LIP: Yo, bud. CARL: Yeah? 589 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,958 -You take the killing bat? -No. 590 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,464 Bread. We're making eggs Benedict, Lip. 591 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,254 Oh, great. 592 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,141 That woman will be herein 45 minutes. You better be ready. 593 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:23,474 I pay that bureaucratic no-nothing her salary. 594 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,684 I'll be ready when I say I'm ready. 595 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,686 Eat some breakfast, Lip. 596 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,893 I gotta go, but save some for me, Debs. 597 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,481 Yeah, okay. 598 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:35,524 It's essential that families share meals together. 599 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,569 Oh, don't. Oh. 600 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,498 Mm. Mm. 601 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:46,034 -That's great, Debs. DEBBIE: Thanks. 602 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,916 [MICROWAVE BEEPS] 603 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,842 -Who's that? -That's my dad. 604 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:06,595 [IAN GASPS] 605 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,264 Shit. 606 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:10,441 Jesus. 607 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,277 So, what's the plan? 608 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,939 Hit Mickey over the head when he comes out. 609 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,607 What about the other brothers? 610 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,943 They'll probably beat me to death. 611 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,361 [LIP GRUNTS] 612 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:25,452 -I'll fight them off while you run. -This is my problem, all right, not yours. 613 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,330 It'll be fun. I owe them one, heh. 614 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:31,959 [DOOR opens] 615 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:35,124 [noon CLOSES] 616 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:36,338 Shit. 617 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,645 Mandy. Mandy. Hey. 618 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,477 -Get away from me, you fucking perv. -We need to talk. 619 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:54,610 You are a dead man, Ian Gallagher. Fucking dead. 620 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,400 I'm gay‘ 621 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:09,625 OLD WOMAN: Linseed oil works the best on maple furniture. 622 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:14,290 -Linseed oil, maple, got it. -You got it, sweetheart. 623 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,090 We should never send her back. 624 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,340 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 625 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:25,428 ABBY: Miss Gallagher, this is Federal Agent Salinger. 626 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,265 FIONA: Right on time. Come on in. 627 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:52,206 Mrs. Gallagher. 628 00:43:52,421 --> 00:44:02,547 My name is Abby and I'd like to ask you a few questions. 629 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:15,100 Mrs. Gallagher, how old are you? 630 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:19,570 I don't remember. 631 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:26,452 Well, my records say that you're 93. 632 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,489 How are you feeling? 633 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:33,121 Oh, wait, now I remember. 634 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:39,007 Ricky Ricardo and I did the salsa together one night. 635 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:42,334 Ah. 636 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,136 For how long? 637 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:51,394 I don't know. My whole life, I guess. 638 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,642 Maybe since Justin Timberlake. 639 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,147 Ew! 640 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:58,105 No, JC. Chasez. 641 00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,235 No, are you kidding? He's totally gay. 642 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,773 -No, he isn't. -Ha, ha, hello? Yes, he is. 643 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:06,571 Are you sure you're not just making this up? 644 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:08,611 About J.C. Chasez? 645 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:13,453 No, about being gay. 646 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:17,788 In this neighborhood? Why would I make that up? 647 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:23,172 Look, you and Lip are the only two who know, all right? 648 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:25,257 I won't tell anyone. 649 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,430 Thanks. 650 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:33,845 I thought maybe you were making this up so I'd call my brothers off, or.... 651 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,686 I don't know, maybe... 652 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:41,394 ...you think I'm, like, ugly or something. 653 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:47,276 Mandy, you're beautiful. 654 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:49,614 This has nothing to do with the way you look. 655 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:52,826 I'm just not wired that way. 656 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,670 See? Nothing. 657 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,763 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 658 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:14,181 You can expect a visit from me every six months. 659 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:18,106 Yeah, because this is such a great use of government funds. 660 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:22,440 Hey. Maybe next time you can check that my Uncle Harold is taking his LIPITOR. 661 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:26,026 Oh, wait, that's right, he doesn't get LIPITOR anymore... 662 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,532 ...since you canceled his Medicare. 663 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:32,446 Good thing I got some amigos down in Mexico. 664 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:33,783 Here you are. 665 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:39,327 Ninety-three, huh. She won't live long. 666 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,211 Go. 667 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:46,041 [FIONA GRUNTS] 668 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,926 FRANK: Don't-- Don't-- -Wa-huh! 669 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:50,926 -Now I can pay the gas bill. -No, no, no, wait, wait. 670 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,386 Fiona, I'm serious. 671 00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:00,018 I also danced with Cab Calloway. 672 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:05,153 He had the first colored penis I ever kissed. 673 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,611 My work here is done. 674 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:16,656 You're not going until we take her back to the nursing home. 675 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,870 She's never heard of a bus pass? 676 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,582 Aunt Ginger has to go back? 677 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:25,256 Rice Krispie Treats, anyone? 678 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,126 -Don't make her go. -She can't stay, Debs. 679 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:31,008 But she didn't mean to pee in the plant. Please. 680 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,013 She can't go back to the nursing home. 681 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,641 I'll take care of her. I promise. 682 00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:37,142 She doesn't belong to us. 683 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,309 Debs, you can come visit anytime you want. 684 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:43,771 Besides, you can borrow her every six months. 685 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,855 -Borrow what? -Aw, shit. 686 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,115 FIONA: We should take Debs to visit the real Gingers grave. 687 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,783 Where's she buried? 688 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,119 .Dad? .HL|h? Huh.’ 689 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,961 Um.... 690 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,129 Here. 691 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:12,135 Wha--? 692 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:22,013 I could pretend to be your girlfriend at school. 693 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:24,648 Then no one would ever give you a hard time. 694 00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:26,601 You'd do that for me? 695 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:30,985 Sure. It'll keep the creepy guys away from me. 696 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,736 Besides... 697 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:37,199 ...I've never actually had a real boyfriend before. 698 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:40,953 Not that you'd be a real boyfriend but a boyfriend... 699 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:42,788 -...I could do things with... -Heh. 700 00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:47,331 ...instead of, you know, just getting finger-banged all the time. 701 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:49,169 [CHUCKLES] 702 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,185 What a pretty little girl she is. 703 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,596 -Rice Krispie Treats, anyone? -Debs, it's okay. 704 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,641 -I got you. Okay. -Rice Krispie Treats? I made them. 705 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,978 They're delicious. I really worked very hard. 706 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,062 I'd appreciate it if you'd take one. 707 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,027 Here, why don't you have some. 708 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:16,066 -I know. OLD WOMAN: You ladies are so busy... 709 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,948 ...you might get sticky fingers. 710 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:20,405 He's pretty busy too. 711 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,618 It's okay. I know. 712 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,328 OLD WOMAN: Somebody wants my Rice Krispies. 713 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:27,086 Oh, ladies. Oh, you're so talented. 714 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:34,294 You go ahead if you're able enough to take one. 715 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:37,800 And would you like one, sir? Oh, he looks pretty busy. 716 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,387 FIONA: She's okay now. OLD WOMAN: Everyone's already busy. 717 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,893 Ladies. 718 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,141 Ahem. we came for a visit, she wasn't in her room. 719 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,402 None of the staff knew where she was. 720 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:54,988 WOMAN: After we called the police to file a missing persons report... 721 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:59,198 ...she just walked through the front door as if nothing had happened. 722 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:06,660 She keeps calling herself Abby and she says she'd like to ask us a few questions. 723 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:13,712 It's so scary out there, Frank. 724 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,197 Hey, above the covers. 725 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:42,491 You got it. 726 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,702 -You look nice. FIONA: Thank you. 727 00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:58,256 I got marshmallows for the ambrosia salad. 728 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,256 He)’: 729 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:51,059 He)’: 730 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:30,261 [English - US - SDH]