1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,663 What are you looking at? 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,078 This is what you missed last week on Shameless: 3 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,504 I'm hereto help Karen‘ 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,756 -Take your shoes off. KAREN: She's got this thing... 5 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:13,545 ..‘about people bringing dirt in the house. Melissomophobia. 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,672 -Ah. -Science just turns me on. 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,557 -I'm not looking. -All right if I leave my number? 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:23,012 I thought we tell each other everything. You're fucking him? 9 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,097 What are you hiding for? Sweet Jesus. 10 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,355 [KAREN SCREAMS] 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,609 You're your own worst enemy, you two. Insane, 12 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:32,522 And you prefer a guy who's been around the block. Wait outside while I pay. 13 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,027 STEVE [OVER PHONE]: The cars lsell are mainly, uh, not mine. 14 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,109 -Looking for fun, Fiona? FRANK: Kev and Veronica... 15 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,322 ...fantastic neighbors. 16 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:40,783 How's a guy supposed to work, hurt, with kids? 17 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,661 -Hello? Thank you. I like him. -Yeah. 18 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:33,476 Fucking-- Fuck. 19 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,742 It's good. Yeah, I got it. There you go. 20 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:45,286 All right. All right, listen up, everybody. Tommy from upstairs... 21 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,243 ...shelled out for the, uh, pay-per-view here. 22 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,497 And the cable. 23 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:52,207 Hey, hey. A hundred forty-nine fifty on my goddamn Visa... 24 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,912 ...so pay up, you cheap bastards. 25 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,831 [ALL LAUGHING] 26 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,375 Right in here, guys. Right in here. 27 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,807 Billy. Drink? 28 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,764 -Have one. Come on. -Mm-mm. 29 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,696 -Burgers coming through. -Uh, Lip. Napkins. 30 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,527 KAREN: I can get it. -No, no, no. You sit. 31 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,193 -Only ketchup. -Me. Me. 32 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,903 -Extra onions, jalapenos. VERONICA: Me. 33 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,867 Thank you. Make room. 34 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,292 Uh-uh-uh. 35 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,920 After you finish your shake and fries. Who's this? 36 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,249 LIP: This is Karen. -Hey, Karen. Nice top. 37 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,636 NARRATOR [ON TV]: --on the spot called Mr. Magoo... 38 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,056 ...the sacred family fishing grounds that paid off last season. 39 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,386 But now... 40 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,178 ...it’s a bust. 41 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,096 MAN [ON TV]: We got no crab onboard. 42 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,812 I heard, "Don't go to Magoo, because there's hundreds there.... " 43 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,021 [ALL CHEERING] 44 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,560 MAN 1: Yeah. MAN 2: Yeah. 45 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,479 Come on! 46 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,573 MAN 3: What is this? What is this guy...? 47 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,735 -Hey, bub? Hey. MAN 3: Come on! 48 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,903 MAN 4: Get up, man. Get the guy. -Oh. 49 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,742 Better door than window. 50 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,786 Gallagher. 51 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,001 [GRUNTS] 52 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:21,251 Tell your boy Ian to keep his dirty adolescent prick out of my Karen. 53 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,801 COMMENTATOR [ON TV]: And his score is now.... 54 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,633 MAN 1: Get up, man. Get the guy. 55 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,547 MAN 2: Come on! 56 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,474 MAN 3: Yeah! 57 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,010 MAN 4: Finish him! 58 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:35,681 Why don't you just let him off the hook? 59 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,812 MAN 1: We've been fishing for 36 hours... 60 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,146 ...and haven't made a dime yet. 61 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:43,230 MAN 2: We're getting like 150 crabs and only 7 kilos a pot. 62 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,112 -You okay, Frank? IAN: Hey. 63 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,321 NARRATOR: It's not worth sifting through the junk. 64 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,578 IAN: That my shirt? 65 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,454 -Yeah. NARRATOR: The crew decides... 66 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,617 -...to rail-dump the crabs. -Uh, I'm just asking. 67 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,875 IAN: Unh. -Whoa! 68 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,458 FIONA: Jesus! FRANK: Guy in the bar said to pass it on. 69 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,460 -What the fuck is wrong with you? -Jesus Christ, Dad. 70 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,792 -You're drunk, Frank. Drunk. -This is drunk? 71 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,675 -This isn't drunk. You wanna see drunk? -Don‘t do this to your kids. 72 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:11,850 What are you, a tough guy, Steve? You think you're a fucking tough guy? 73 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,853 Because you look like a premenstrual Filipino. 74 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,351 Steve, go. Get out. Hey. Just go. 75 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,728 -Please. -He's shitting his pants. Pussy. 76 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,394 -You're pathetic, Frank. -Get out now. I mean it. 77 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:26,656 Come on. Don't go. Come on. Puss, puss, puss. 78 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,358 You wanna say something, pussy? 79 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:32,155 It's Mr. Joe-Fucking-God-Gift, the pussy. 80 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,199 -Ice. -It's a bloody nose. 81 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,410 -He's not dying. -Really, Frank? 82 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,169 Anybody notice that I'm bleeding? 83 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,675 NARRATOR: --a 200-square-mile Arctic squall... 84 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,713 ...collides with the grounds, and fishing.... 85 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,821 I got it. 86 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,443 okay- 87 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,276 Okay, okay, ok6Y» 88 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,379 You should've hit him back. 89 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,509 If I ever do, I'll fucking kill him. 90 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:14,886 So? Eight to 10 for manslaughter. Get laid as often as you want. 91 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,057 Tattoos and everything. 92 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,385 It's gay heaven, man. 93 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,889 [SIGHS] 94 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,861 Thanks. 95 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,474 Fuck. 96 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,227 [GRUNTS] 97 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,944 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 98 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,018 KEVIN: Good night, Billy. 99 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,406 [DOOR KNOB CLICKS] 100 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,336 Morning, Billy. 101 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,941 VERONICA: Hey, Conrad. How's it going? 102 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,859 Not so bad, you know. 103 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,574 Shirley any better’? 104 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,615 Still pissed about me calling the cops, but what could I do? 105 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,166 Got her over at County? 106 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,370 Once we had my mom there, she came around. What wards she on? 107 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,880 CON RAD: Six. VERONICA: Oh, yeah. Good people. 108 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,963 Give her meds straight, couple shots of Thorazine, Librium... 109 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,924 ...and a fistful of Prozac, and she'll be right as rain. 110 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,714 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 111 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,972 Aw, 112 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,758 Looks sore. How many stitches? 113 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,223 Ugh, seven. Cheese knife. 114 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,017 VERONICA: Poor Conrad. 115 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,352 I'll live. 116 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,017 Not if they let Shirley out. 117 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,026 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 118 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:29,042 -Hey. Special delivery. -All right. Thank you. 119 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,829 -Don‘t forget Veronica's coupons. -Yeah. Got it. 120 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,546 Thanks, handsome. 121 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,587 Hey, buddy. 122 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,873 123 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,050 Hi, Liam. 124 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,425 Any pizza left from last night? 125 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,931 No pizza. Fruit or juice. And we've got eggs. 126 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,472 OJ's in the top, grapes in the bottom drawer. 127 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,274 Frosted Flakes, Bisquick, Heinz ketchup. 128 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,107 Ooh-ooh! Even got a couple two-for-ones for Tide. 129 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,361 Any coupons for meat? 130 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,899 Yeah. They got a special on ground chuck at Costco, and Hot Pockets. 131 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,609 Great. We'll go tomorrow. 132 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,413 -Lip, you seen Frank? LIP: Uh, no. 133 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,120 What day is it? 134 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,034 LIP: Friday. Why? 135 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,375 Really? 136 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,844 [KNOCKSI 137 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,136 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 138 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,847 LIP: And orange juice. 139 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,931 -Hey. -Morning campers. 140 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,940 -What you got? -Jelly, plain, glazed. 141 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,602 -Save me an apple fritter. -All right. 142 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,154 Yum. 143 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,491 -Bet you hate when that happens. -They're his tits. 144 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,325 -It's the only reason he eats eggs. -He just licked that one. 145 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,375 Oh, great. I'm trying to get them to eat a healthy breakfast. 146 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:38,003 I bought all the essential morning food groups: caffeine, sugar, lard. 147 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,678 -Sorry about last night. -Never apologize for your parents. 148 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,804 Believe me, I don't. 149 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,716 So you can let go of that. 150 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,771 -Has anybody seen Dad? -He was asleep behind the armchair. 151 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,144 [SIGHS] 152 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,819 It's a tent. 153 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,443 Why is there a tent in the living room? 154 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,618 I thought it was Dad. I left him a cup of coffee this morning. 155 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,128 I thought I heard him say thanks. 156 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,258 VERONICA: Yes! Ha, ha. -Oh, sorry. I came in the back way. 157 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,425 VERONICA: You're not the only one! -Oh. 158 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,389 Kev, was Dad at the Alibi last night? 159 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:35,807 Uh, yeah. 160 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,982 But he was hammered. 161 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:44,237 Hold-on-to-the-grass-so-you-don't» fall-off-the-Earth hammered. 162 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,398 FIONA: Did you see him at last call? 163 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,034 No. 164 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:54,038 Pretty weird, because he usually hangs out to sink the other drinkers‘ dregs. 165 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,573 -Thanks. -Ugh. 166 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,741 VERONICA: Ready? 167 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,159 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 168 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,044 You okay? 169 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,630 I think Dad's missing. 170 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,595 LIP: Hey, Ted. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. DEBBIE: Hey, John. It's Debbie. 171 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:17,888 -Have you seen Frank since last night? -No. Since Michael Jackson died? 172 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,806 -All right. VERONICA: No, |won't. Thanks. 173 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,770 Since last night, at the Alibi. 174 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,817 Sorry about the door. And the window. 175 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,853 I was wondering, have you seen Frank? 176 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,523 Did you get an admission into the ER last night? 177 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,109 DEBBIE: Keep an eye out. If you see him, give me a call. 178 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,537 Hey, can you just go kind of check for me--? Shit! 179 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,867 What the fuck? 180 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,328 Motherfucker. 181 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,664 -Wen-- Wendy. Give me the phone. WENDY: Hello? Hello? 182 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,046 VERONICA: Kev, stop»- -Hey, are you still there? 183 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,383 Wendy? Wendy. Oh, you didn't? 184 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,012 Okay. Thanks anyway. 185 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,094 No! Know if it's a boy or girl yet? 186 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,599 [LINE DISCONNECTS] 187 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,180 -What is your problem? -I was supposed to call Ahmed. 188 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,100 -My cell's gone. Help me look. -I lent Lip your cell... 189 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,734 ...so he could see if anybody knew where Frank was. 190 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,816 So now both my bills are being run up. 191 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,234 Well, there's the computer. Don't let me stop you. 192 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,449 -Get to work. -Frank is missing, you prick. 193 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,366 You need to see somebody. Normal guys fall asleep after sex. Not Kev. Oh, no. 194 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,785 -Why can't they get their own phone? -No money. 195 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,545 Well, me neither at this rate. I love you. 196 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,591 Fucking freak. 197 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,468 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 198 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,697 [CHUCKLES] 199 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,119 -Anything? -Nobody's seen him since last night. 200 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,535 [DEBBIE WHIMPERING] 201 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:08,673 Hey. Hey. Don't worry, Debs. We're gonna find him, okay? 202 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:13,086 We split up. All the regular spots, okay? Go. 203 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,642 LIP: Frank? 204 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,428 Anyone seen Frank? 205 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,610 IAN: Frank, you here? 206 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,366 sorfY- 207 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,578 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 208 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,412 DEBBIE: Frank? 209 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:03,387 Dad? 210 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,141 IAN: Frank? 211 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,327 [DOG WHINES] 212 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,994 -You can't file a Missing Persons Report. -Why not? 213 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,371 -Frank's always missing. -That's what I said. 214 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,709 -He's probably sleeping at a friend's. -He hasn't got any friends. 215 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,088 Who would give him a bed? 216 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,591 We've found him in Dumpsters, garbage trucks... 217 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,753 Lutski‘s tub. -Never on the last Friday of the month. 218 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,968 -What does Friday have to do--‘.7 -It's the last Friday? 219 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,593 I'll call my watch commander. 220 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,312 Shove your phone up your ass. No more freebies from me... 221 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,771 ...like doing your taxes because you can't understand the instructions. 222 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,060 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 223 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,025 Hey, take it easy. Take it easy, all right? 224 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,987 Look, Frank isn't far, okay? He never goes far. 225 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,946 -I know, but it's the last Friday. -Last Friday? So what? 226 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,408 Disabi|ity-check day. 227 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,289 Oh, Jesus. 228 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,205 Fuck me. Hey, Jess. 229 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:16,001 Uh, Frank Gallagher, did he leave with anybody when we kicked him out? 230 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,669 Name me one person who would be caught dead with him. 231 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,806 Steve was definitely gone by then, so Frank wasn't with him. 232 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,555 -Anybody seen Frank the Plank? -Which Steve? 233 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,102 -"Steve" Steve. Fiona's new Steve. -In here? 234 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,523 Talking to your dad. Friendly enough. It was hours before closing. 235 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,521 Right. 236 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,651 -Thanks, Kev. -Yeah. 237 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,529 REPORTER [ON TV]: --about a body that was found... 238 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,816 ...on the south side of the city. This is.... 239 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,780 KEVIN: Hey, is that over by Halsted station? 240 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,162 I broke my collarbone falling down those station steps... 241 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:49,201 ...after my very first taste of another woman's tongue. 242 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,586 FIONA: Tony said he'd put out a bulletin. He never misses that check. 243 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:56,170 He practically tackles the mailman before he can get out of his jeep. 244 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,175 We've all known it could end this way. 245 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,258 -We don't know anything's happened. -All the pumped stomachs. 246 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,798 -Time he passed out on the tracks. -The El tracks? 247 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,591 Almost lost a hand. 248 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,600 [CHUCKLES] 249 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,512 -Hey, V. -Hey, Ian. 250 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,933 Um, sorry, Fiona. Debbie needs you. It's bad. 251 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,940 FIONA: Okay. 252 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,402 [MAN PANTING & MONKEY GIBBERING] 253 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,249 No. No! No! 254 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,080 Again, Debbie. 255 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,044 [DEBBIE SOBBING] 256 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,756 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 257 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,797 Uh, Holly thought she saw a body under the tracks on Halsted. 258 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:47,182 It's not him, Debs, or the police would've contacted us by now. 259 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,728 It's Holly, sweetheart. She's been in third grade for four years. 260 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,398 -I'm gonna deck that little bitch. -Does that even make sense, Debbie? 261 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,060 Why would your dad be in Halsted when he lives in the opposite direction? 262 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:01,731 How was he looking when you, uh, left him at the Alibi Room last night, Steve? 263 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:08,530 Ten. Ten thirty. Went to apologize, bought him a drink, then went home. 264 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,118 Why didn't you say? 265 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,953 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 266 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,993 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 267 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,915 They found a body under the El. 268 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,963 -Do you know who that is? OFFICER: Stay back, okay? Stay back. 269 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,354 [VERONICA SCREAMS] 270 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,611 [VERONICA & KIDS LAUGHING] 271 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,406 See? I told you. 272 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,442 Where the hell is he? 273 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,545 You got the time? 274 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,130 Time? A watch? Do you have the--? 275 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,135 Fuck you. 276 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,469 How the hell did I end up in Canada? 277 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,800 OFFICER: Hey. -I hate fucking Canada. 278 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,341 -Keep it down in there. -I'm an American! 279 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:40,061 -Apple pie? Lower 48? Air Supply? -If you're an American... 280 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:43,317 -...where's your passport? -I don't have one. 281 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:47,571 I told you, I never had a passport. I don't want a passport. 282 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:51,279 OFFICER: Hey, shut up and sleep it off. -Why would I wanna come to Canada? 283 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,696 So your national health care can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney? 284 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,917 Whole country's a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging... 285 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,954 ...chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls... 286 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:08,468 ...to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life. 287 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:14,223 No snow at the Winter Olympics? What the hell was that? 288 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,009 [SINGING] O, Canada 289 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,303 It's the Winter Olympics. 290 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,641 Our home and native land 291 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:24,400 What are you doing? Holding your cocks, handing out maple-leaf sugar loafs. 292 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,989 You couldn't even get the Olympic Torch to fucking light right. 293 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:34,243 In all thy sons command 294 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,904 MAN: That a Chicago accent? 295 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:38,534 Who said that? 296 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:43,829 MAN: Ph.D., University of Chicago, School of Economics. 297 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,667 Oh, man, thank you. 298 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,207 Tell him. Just tell him I'm an American. 299 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,001 Hey, there's a guy back here knows I'm an American. 300 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,678 MAN: I can help. Got any money? FRANK: What? 301 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,512 MAN: Cigarettes? -No. I don't have anything. 302 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:01,895 Think you can get close enough to those bars for a reach-around hand job? 303 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,271 ISIGHS] 304 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:12,528 [SINGING] By the dawn's early light 305 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,488 Was so gallanlly~ 306 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:18,370 -In Canada? LIP: Wait. How? 307 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,701 TONY: Embassy says he admitted to drug charges... 308 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,118 ...but that's before they accused him, so they think he's a juicer. 309 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,627 STEVE: They charge him? 310 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,631 They just want him off Canadian soil as soon as possible. 311 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,508 But the U.S. won't let him back in without his passport. 312 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:34,671 -Frank doesn't have a passport. -He'll have to apply for one. 313 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,884 -How long does that take? -Couple months. 314 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,386 -Months? TONY: He can apply... 315 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,302 for an emergency one at the embassy in Toronto. 316 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,721 How long does the emergency one take? 317 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,562 -I don't know. A week maybe. -Kev has a passport. 318 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,569 And what good does that do? 319 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,821 You could drive up, help him at the embassy. 320 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,983 Pick up a pile of cheap pharmaceuticals... 321 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,573 ...sell them to the local geezers and the old folks at my nursing home. 322 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,454 Could I just...? Fuck, V- 323 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,456 -Uh, no offense, Tony. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 324 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:07,540 Car's not insured. Border Patrol asks for proof of insurance to get back in... 325 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,088 ...I wind up in the loony bin next to Frank. 326 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,625 Yeah. You're good. 327 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,808 -You okay? -How'd you get my dad to Toronto? 328 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,770 Me? Are you kidding? 329 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,111 Canadian health warnings. 330 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:44,869 I, uh, smuggled him over the border in the trunk of my car. Uh.... 331 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,285 -They didn't-- -How'd you get him in the trunk? 332 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:50,045 He was so plastered, he would've jumped into a coffin. 333 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,796 Why Canada? 334 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,007 Uh, I had to run a car to Detroit. 335 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:57,591 Plan was to dump him someplace weird in Michigan. Flint maybe. 336 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:02,179 When I saw the signs for Toronto, the idea kind of just... 337 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,476 ...snowballed. 338 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,358 -And you think it's funny? -Funny would've been Newfoundland. 339 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,064 Because he took a swing at you? 340 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,446 No, because he's got a family that he doesn't give a shit about. 341 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,323 Smashing Ian in the face? 342 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,905 [STEVE GRUNTS] 343 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:25,451 What my dad is, what my family is, has fuck-all to do with you. 344 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,492 [CHUCKLES] 345 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:32,754 You left him there. You get him back. 346 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,092 What the hell is that? 347 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,553 Our ride. 348 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,900 There's no way I'm driving all the way to Toronto in this piece of shit. 349 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,278 Take turns driving, watch some movies... 350 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,155 ...make mojitos, sleep. We'll have Frank back by morning. 351 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,614 How are we supposed to get him across the border without a passport? 352 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:03,994 Go. 353 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,997 -Get through Customs in this before? -CoupIe hundred times. 354 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,408 -Oh, yeah? With what? -Grass mostly. 355 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:13,374 Sometimes Oxycontin, sometimes illegal aliens. 356 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:19,051 Illegal aliens, as in plural? 357 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,178 LIP: Hey. -Hey, Fiona. 358 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,135 Hey, T0nY< 359 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,398 TONY: Lip. -Hmm? 360 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:44,577 Yeah, um, I think I'm gonna finish my calculus homework upstairs. 361 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,833 Thanks for all your help with Frank. 362 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,960 Sure. Happy to. Family, you know? 363 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,712 [CHUCKLES] 364 00:27:56,383 --> 00:28:00,092 There's coffee in the pot. Probably a couple decades old, but.... 365 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:04,926 Thanks. So is this Steve guy a fixture now? 366 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:08,471 Just somebody I met. 367 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,555 CYO basketball league awards banquet is next week... 368 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:16,646 ...at St. Stephens. There's a chance I might get coach of the year. 369 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,859 Heh, that's terrific, Tony. Bet you're a great coach. 370 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:25,117 They're 8. Mostly it's just helping them get the ball anywhere near the basket. 371 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,369 No, they're lucky to have you. 372 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:33,284 One kid always licks the ball before he takes a shot. I have no idea why. 373 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,919 I was hoping you'd come. 374 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:42,710 -To the banquet? -Mrs. Rudolian and Mrs. Ignacio... 375 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:46,631 ...are doing the food, so there'll be all the kielbasa and ragu you could eat. 376 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,184 I know. Hard to turn down an invitation like that, right? 377 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,722 -Catholic League ladies may talk. -Screw the Catholic ladies. 378 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:55,980 [CHUCKLES] 379 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,312 I haven't set foot there since they tossed me out of the choir. 380 00:28:58,487 --> 00:28:59,522 OFFICER [OVER RADIO]: Tony, we have a call. 381 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,857 Work. So Thursday? 382 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:07,451 -Can I think about it? -Sure. Seven o'clock. 383 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,662 [DOOR opens] 384 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,910 [noon CLOSES] 385 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,129 [PEOPLE SCREAMING OVER TV] 386 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,842 [ALL CHEERING] 387 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,827 Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. 388 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,157 Welcome home, Daddy. 389 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,836 MAN: Oh, hey, hey. 390 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,841 Come here, baby. 391 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,381 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 392 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,345 DEBBIE: You decent? 393 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,474 Thought you might be thirsty. 394 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:43,106 It's Canadian. More in the fridge. I asked Veronica to get it. 395 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:48,361 I don't want anything Canadian in this house. From this point on. 396 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:51,069 There's no hot water. 397 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:53,658 For fuck's sake. 398 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:01,916 Disability. It's Saturday. Banks close at 12. 399 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,166 Clean clothes, top of the dryer. 400 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,875 Don't ever hit one of my kids again. 401 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,715 -Your kids? They're my»- -Never again. 402 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:20,264 -Is he still here? -Who? Steve? 403 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,148 -He's probably still outside. -Tell him he's not welcome in my house. 404 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,932 He's the one who got you back. 405 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,147 [STAMMERS] 406 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,812 Why would he do that? Hmm? 407 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:35,075 When I woke up in Toronto, in a park... 408 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,406 ...looking like a fucking homeless tweaker... 409 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:43,451 ...all I could smell was Drakkar Noir. Middle of a park. Drakkar Noir. 410 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:49,840 Ijust spent five hours with him in that camper. Same fucking smell. 411 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:06,356 DEBBIE: Wish you'd taken a camera. 412 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,812 Total shithole. 413 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,899 Hey, what does urine and Canadian beer have in common? 414 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,563 They both come from pussies. 415 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,365 Bet you're the only one who missed me. 416 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:21,326 No. Because Carl said, "The cable's off. Where's the ladder?" 417 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:25,789 And Lip said, "Dad's the only one who knows what to do on the pole." 418 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,453 -Did you see Toronto? -Yeah. 419 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:31,624 -CN Tower? -Christ, yeah. 420 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:35,134 You can see right across all of Canada from the top. 421 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,045 I didn't stay up there long, though. 422 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,806 Don't know what Canadian women are into... 423 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:44,891 ...but they couldn't take their eyes off of me, like, "Hey, I'm having that guy.” 424 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:48,808 Got a bit unnerving, so I headed on back down. 425 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,526 Bits of Canada are beautiful. 426 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,362 You just have to know your way around. 427 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,698 -Do you now? -Ho, ho, ho. 428 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,988 Every inch. 429 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,580 I gotta cash a check. Make me a sandwich... 430 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:10,370 -...for when I get back, okay? -Okay. 431 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,231 432 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,317 [BIKE CRASHES] 433 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,781 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 434 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:46,289 FRANK: Davey, it's me, Frank. Come on, man. Open up. Let me in. 435 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,706 Just until I find another place to stay? 436 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,837 DAVEY: No way, Frank. I promised Mary never again. 437 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,964 -We had to burn that mattress. FRANK: Come on. 438 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:59,253 -I'll sleep on the floor. DAVEY: Definitely not. We got carpet now. 439 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:07,560 LIP: Moving out again? FRANK: Fuck off. 440 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,727 I don't like the way I'm being talked to around my own house. 441 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,016 Like what? 442 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,685 "You never got me this, Dad." "When can I have that?" 443 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:19,197 Yak, yak, fucking yak. All six of you. 444 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,107 Never mind I'm a single parent. 445 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,777 Never mind you wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for me. 446 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,947 Surround-sound bitching is the only thanks I get. 447 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,492 Life is hard, we all know that. Money is harder. 448 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,706 I can only stretch it so far. 449 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,873 Do you even know how much we spend a week on groceries? 450 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,791 Too much. That's how much. 451 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,300 Hundred and twenty bucks. 452 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:43,055 Fiona pays 70, me and Ian go in 25 each. 453 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:46,341 Plus gas, electric, taxes. 454 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,975 We pay that. 455 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,186 About time you contribute. 456 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,519 Know how much you spend a month at the Alibi? 457 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,183 None of your damn business. 458 00:35:55,362 --> 00:36:00,482 -Over 700. -That's Kevin, right? 459 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,776 My friend Kevin, telling you that behind my back? 460 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,569 Well, he screwed the golden goose now. 461 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:11,287 Watch what happens to his tips when I boycott the Alibi. 462 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,292 -And go where? -The Lamplight. 463 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,124 -You're barred. -The Fountain. 464 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,209 -Barred. -E|mo's Head. 465 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:21,377 Burned to the ground, like two weeks ago. Arson. 466 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:24,967 I don't need Kev to tell me. I check your pockets every night. 467 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,221 See--'2 468 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,849 You better run. 469 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,809 FRANK: Take it easy! MAN: Unh. 470 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:35,268 FRANK: Jesus. 471 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:39,357 [FRANK GRUNTS] 472 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,610 Forget you owe him money? 473 00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:47,369 -Everybody thinks I owe them money. -You pawned his flat-screen. 474 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,622 I've been nothing but a friend to that fat jigga prick. 475 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:54,376 -And his microwave. -I won't say it twice. Go home. 476 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,913 -What? -I won't say it twi-- 477 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,883 Okay. People are laughing. 478 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,172 But they only thought Toronto was funny once they knew you were okay. 479 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,559 I didn't split like your mom did. I could have. 480 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,439 Let the state figure out what to do with all six of you. But I didn't. 481 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:20,523 And bars? You ask anybody: A beer once in a while, and that's it. 482 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:22,403 Three? I'd be on the floor. 483 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,941 They all thought it was funny then that I couldn't knock them back. 484 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:29,031 You can't win, you know. 485 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:32,413 Your mom just takes off. You're all looking at me. 486 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:36,543 Six kids to keep track of when you've never had to do that stuff. 487 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,830 Food on the table. Clothes for school. 488 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:43,626 Bills to pay. Diapers. Dentists. Oh. 489 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,005 Oh. 490 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,422 And you're all looking at me like I'm fucking up. 491 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,261 Which I am. 492 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:51,720 Then what's the point? 493 00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:54,477 So you knock back a few. Then you have a few more. 494 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:58,231 And while you're knocking them back, you know everybody's laughing. 495 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:02,394 But that's okay. Because that's what you need. Hold on. 496 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:05,985 That's what you need. You need people laughing. 497 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,367 You need people drinking. Anything. 498 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:14,281 So long as it's not six kids that you didn't want in the first place! 499 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:17,576 So screw them all, and just get used to it! 500 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:22,793 ALL [SINGING]: O Canada 501 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:26,551 Our home and native land 502 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:27,927 [JESS LAUGHS] 503 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:32,056 True patriot love 504 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:33,216 In aIlthy.... 505 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,930 How you doing, Frank? 506 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:38,562 Can I pour you a nice tall frosty Molson? 507 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,473 Old Style, JB, back. 508 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,361 How about a Lablatt and a Canadian Club? 509 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,067 [CHUCKLES] 510 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,947 MAN: Yeah? WOMAN: Yeah. 511 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,530 Oh, Jesus. 512 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,829 Ah, fine. Just kill me. 513 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,513 I don't know you, Frank, but it occurred to me... 514 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:17,018 ...you and I are the victims here. Two hard-working, God-fearing men. 515 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,055 We raised our kids in a straight line, with discipline... 516 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,975 ...and with God's good guidance. 517 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:27,191 My Karen was 12 when I heard her use the C-word. 518 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,107 -And on a Sunday. -Fuck. 519 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:34,695 Her mother, pfft, a woman whose only pleasures in life... 520 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:40,368 ...come from sex, TV cooking shows, and drawing maximum benefits... 521 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:45,005 ...from the welfare state, hundreds a week. And for what? 522 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:47,290 Agoraphobia. Heh. 523 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,210 A made-up disease for people who wanna sit at home... 524 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,504 ...and watch TV. 525 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,473 I don't know where Sheila's dignity has gone. 526 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,134 Whether she ever had any in the first place. 527 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:01,601 I mean, her whole world is about this big... 528 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:04,686 ...and the less she does, the more they pay her. 529 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,981 Well, I've done it now. I left them. 530 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:15,577 I'm not proud. Far from proud. 531 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:20,415 But I just refuse to be sorry because.... 532 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:23,417 Because.... 533 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,914 [SNIFFLES] 534 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,754 I refuse to be sorry»- 535 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:03,658 Um.... 536 00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:08,330 Oh, if you're, urn, looking for the brothel, it's just two doors down. 537 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:09,793 It doesn't have a mailbox. 538 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,254 -Right over there. -No, no, Sheila. For you. 539 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,007 An apo|09Y‘ 540 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:20,342 -Apology? -Not apology, just-- I'm Frank. 541 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,635 Ian's dad. 542 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,846 Lip's dad? 543 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:29,852 -Oh. Oh, the twins. -Ha, ha. No. 544 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:33,396 I heard about what happened. Eddie leaving. 545 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,439 -Oh. -un.... 546 00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:40,078 My boys, your daughter. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 547 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:45,201 Well, that's very thoughtful of you. 548 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,585 Come in, Frank. 549 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,836 -I, Uh-- -You'll have to take your shoes off. 550 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,927 FRANK: This is a beautiful house, Sheila. 551 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,683 Oh. 552 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:06,513 Thank you. It feels, uh.... 553 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,898 -Feels big without him. -Heh. 554 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:12,777 You should come over to ours. You can't move without stepping on a kid. 555 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:16,360 -Six of them, heh. -That must be nice. 556 00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:21,786 It's great when they're little, but they're growing up now. 557 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,366 Mm-hm. 558 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,532 -You miss them, don't you? -Mm-hm. 559 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:29,453 When they're gone all the time. 560 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:32,212 The house all to yourself. 561 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:37,802 Don't get me wrong, I love time to myself, but... 562 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,805 ...it's tough. 563 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:43,933 Oh. 564 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:45,639 He)’: 565 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:49,560 Frank. Come on, Frank. 566 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,565 You're preaching to the choir here. 567 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:54,773 I have not been out of the house in five years. 568 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,608 Five years? 569 00:42:56,783 --> 00:43:00,696 I can't. I have this overwhelming fear. 570 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:04,158 I've got agoraphob-- 571 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,744 I'm sorry, Frank. 572 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,705 I know I'm a little nutty about shoes... 573 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,542 -...but feet, oh, God, they have to be-- -Oh, sorry. Sheila, sorry. 574 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:18,585 I'll get out of your hair. Sorry. You see, this is what I'm talking about. 575 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,220 By the time I get a turn in our one bathroom... 576 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,926 ...there's never any hot water. 577 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,467 I tried to run a bath when I got back from Canada. 578 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:28,853 No hot water. Six kids, six showers... 579 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,106 ...me always at the back of the line. 580 00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:35,439 We've got hot water. 581 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,070 Hey, congratu-fucking-Iations. 582 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,490 No, I meant... 583 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,656 ...if you wanted a bath. 584 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:47,947 Oh. 585 00:43:58,219 --> 00:43:59,800 ISIGHS] 586 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:01,844 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 587 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,339 STEVE: Fiona? 588 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,384 No. 589 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,263 No, she's not here, or, no, she doesn't wanna see me? 590 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:13,931 Both. 591 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:20,109 STEVE: Ugh, she coming back? -No. Work. Won't be home for hours. 592 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:26,949 -Looks good. -It is. 593 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:32,663 -Did she say anything? -About you? 594 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:36,163 No. No. Not a word. 595 00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,798 So you're saying...? 596 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:42,377 You fucked up beyond the capacity of the human mind to process? 597 00:44:42,555 --> 00:44:44,045 Yeah. 598 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,391 -Yeah, it's a distinct possibility. -Hopeless? 599 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:50,597 Hard to say. 600 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,267 -Even odds? -No, less. 601 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,401 -Sixty-40? -Much less. 602 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:02,314 -Eighty-20? -Maybe one in ten. 603 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,490 -Pretty colossal fuck-up. -Yeah. 604 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:12,323 You're moderately clever. You'll figure something out, right? 605 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:20,544 All right. Gotta get back. AP biochem. 606 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,925 Wow, that's impressive. 607 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:26,838 -Not really, but if you think so. -Any advice? 608 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,966 To help you dive back into my sister's cooch? 609 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,931 -Or good graces, yeah. -That's the same thing, right? 610 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,720 Hopefully. 611 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,766 No. No, not a chance. 612 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,402 Frank? 613 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,571 I brought you some clothes. 614 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,867 I stuck yours in the wash, so I hope these fit. Oh. 615 00:45:56,629 --> 00:46:01,373 -Sorry, Sheila. I'd nodded off. -Oh, well, you must be exhausted. 616 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,958 Won't Eddie miss them? 617 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,969 Not unless he sheds 30 pounds, heh. 618 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:10,723 He found Jesus and just packed it on. Heh. 619 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,431 Lean, aren't you? 620 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:18,564 -I can go three days without food. -Oh, suits you. 621 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:28,366 Well, anyway, they're yours if you.... 622 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:31,990 -Oh, Jesus. -Oh. Oh. 623 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,874 I'm sorry, it's just... 624 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:49,003 ...something I haven't seen in a longtime. l.... 625 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,053 -Eddie only just lefl, didn't he? -I never saw Eddie's. 626 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:55,218 It always had to be pitch black for Eddie. 627 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:58,888 I saw an outline once in a thunderstorm, but.... 628 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:02,399 It was like a rolled-up pair of socks. 629 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,319 You've gotta be over the moon with a fellow like yours. Heh. 630 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,530 Oh, heh. 631 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:20,121 -Listen to me. Desperate Daisy. -Hey. 632 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:24,542 If desperate's a crime, then I'm a liter, Sheila. 633 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:28,042 -No. -Yeah. 634 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:32,133 Single parent. You get out of the habit. 635 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:33,969 You can... 636 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:37,347 ...touch him, if you're tempted. 637 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,649 No, no, no. I'll just-- I'll just embarrass myself. 638 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,356 Nobody here is complaining. 639 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:04,000 Oh. Um, okay. I can-- Take your time. Heh. 640 00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:06,630 -Come with me, Frank. -Hold on. Sheila. Sheila. 641 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,213 SHEILA: Come on. -Hang on. Hang on. Shit. 642 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,378 -Sheila, I can't see. -Come along. 643 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,762 -Swing around, my man. -Unh. 644 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:20,178 If I'm gonna embarrass myself, I might as well do it right. 645 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,806 Wow, you just had the~ Tight. That's tight. 646 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,975 That is-- That's very, very tight. 647 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,188 Oh, ahem. 648 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,194 I'm surprised, heh. 649 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:33,859 Tribune said Sagittarius was in for a quiet week. 650 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:37,528 Yeah, but how does this--? Aah! Too tight. Too tight. 651 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:40,664 Listen, um, I've changed my mind. 652 00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:45,670 I-- Listen, seriously, I don't think~ It's just-- 653 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,547 Look-- That's a-- What's in there? That's a big box. 654 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:51,675 Oh, that's your fun box? Heh. 655 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,928 What's in there? You got--? 656 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:56,840 Oh, those are pretty sexy. What else is in there? 657 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,224 I-- Heh. 658 00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:02,637 |'m-- I'm having a bit of a panic attack here. 659 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:03,850 660 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:05,059 [FRANK WHEEZES] 661 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,350 No, honest, I'm struggling to breathe. 662 00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,689 Uh.... 663 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:13,356 Frank, the more you beg, the more you're in for. 664 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,070 Now relax. 665 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:17,951 I'm- I'm relaxed. 666 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:22,957 I'm enjoying this. I'm fine. Let's have a, um, safety word. 667 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,663 Shouldn't we have a safety word? 668 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:27,044 Sure, all right. Let's have a safety word. 669 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:30,422 Uh, "Stop." When I say, "Stop," that'll be our-- 670 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,630 -That'|l do. -Okay. 671 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:40,216 -Aw. »Phew. 672 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,305 Look. 673 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:46,522 -He's smiling for me. -Ha, ha. 674 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:51,561 -How about that? I-- Okay. -And when he smiles, we all smile. 675 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,070 Yeah. 676 00:49:57,953 --> 00:50:03,789 I was panicking. I'm not gonna lie to you. I just got a little-- 677 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,327 stop: 678 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:12,169 Stop! 679 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,456 ISIGHS] 680 00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:55,466 And that is, uh, some slow-roasted Bavarian pork chop... 681 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:57,797 ...with bacon-braised cabbage... 682 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:02,887 ...some warm Bavarian potato salad, apple salsa fresca... 683 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:06,848 ...and then, urn, just two Tylenol. 684 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:22,902 MAN 1 [ON TV]: --in deciphering the human genetic code. 685 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,571 But he's also one of the most controversial. 686 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:29,333 An iconoclast with a brilliant mind and an outsized ego... 687 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,744 ...who has flaunted the conventional wisdom... 688 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,002 .. . and tweaked the staid... 689 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:36,461 ...scientific establishment at every turn. You don't have to spend much time.... 690 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:37,670 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 691 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:40,427 -It's not me. -I don't have the phone. 692 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:42,801 Nope. 693 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:46,263 MAN 1 [ON TV]: He's an adrenaline junkie whose willingness to take big risks... 694 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:50,146 ...has led to bold scientific breakthrough, and he's not exactly.... 695 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:53,183 -Hello? STEVE [OVER PHONE]: Hey. l'rn out back. 696 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,191 MAN 1 [ON TV]: Where would you rank yourself... 697 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,977 ...ln terms of scientific accomplishments? 698 00:51:57,156 --> 00:51:59,112 MAN 2: Well, in the field of genomics... 699 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,399 ...I think the record is pretty clear-cut. 700 00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:05,866 So the first genome in history, uh, the first draft of the human genome.... 701 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:19,212 702 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:25,089 -You stole a floral delivery van? -A peace offering. 703 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,136 A what? 704 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,389 -A gift. -Heh. 705 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:33,730 What am I supposed to do with all those roses? 706 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:35,812 No, the van. 707 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:39,938 You absolutely need something to haul the kids around in. 708 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:47,282 I'm sorry, Fiona. I shouldn't have kidnapped your dad. 709 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:50,160 It was wrong. 710 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:58,835 Tri-zone air-conditioning. Power window and door locks. 711 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,751 Alloy wheels. 712 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,267 -Here's $80. -What for? 713 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:17,933 The washer. I don't have enough to pay you back now. 714 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:21,900 -The washer was a gift. -No. I'll get you the rest as soon as I can. 715 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:24,065 I don't want your money. 716 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:28,861 We don't need your charity. 717 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,830 It was a mistake. I thought I was doing you a favor with your dad. 718 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,249 Go away, Steve. 719 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,057 [CLEARS THROAT] 720 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:56,097 MAN 2: But I think the teams that we have and what they've accomplished... 721 00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:58,982 ...are amongst the biggest discoveries in modern science. 722 00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:01,394 -What'd I miss? MAN 1: If you have some stereotype... 723 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:05,440 ...of a scientist in your mind, Craig Venter probably doesn't fit it. 724 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:08,154 He's scuba-dived with sharks to gather micro.. .. 725 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:25,008 SHEILA: Woo, woo, woo! 726 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:32,307 There you are. 727 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,018 Morning. 728 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:57,324 The cuffs themselves were manufactured in Fort Lauderdale... 729 00:54:57,503 --> 00:55:02,088 ...but the faulty locking mechanism was illegally imported from North Korea... 730 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:05,249 -...without this channel's knowledge. MAN: Yeah. Right here, boys. 731 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:09,716 We do apologize for any inconvenience this has caused our shoppers.... 732 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,160 [English - US - SDH]