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I need new kids.
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You need new parents.
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Welcome, new Gallaghers.
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Frank, you can't have a
homeless shelter here.
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I beg to differ, neighbor.
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Your meds can go out of balance
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when you go through a high-stress thing
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like a breakup.
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Just take the week off
and go to a doctor.
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Phillip. Tito. Senior intern.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I'll show you around.
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Sign is self-explanatory.
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The Feds showed up at
my internship today.
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Took a couple of servers.
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- What for?
- No idea.
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- You gave a girl what?
- Gonorrhea.
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If you don't have it...
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- She got it from...
- Another guy's dick.
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Is there gonna be gunfire?
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I sure as shit hope so.
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Move. Go, go, go!
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She was shoplifting.
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I just wanted to be a good mom.
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Good moms stick around.
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This is my father. He's
staying with us for a while.
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Tinder rocks. Free sex anytime I want it
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so I can save my energy for
more important things.
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Patsy's Pies?
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You spend all day working for free.
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Has a point.
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My bullshit internship is
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gonna turn into a non-bullshit career.
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Wow.
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No offense.
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Some taken.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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- Morning.
- Hey. Can I get a drag?
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Ooh. Your next hit-it-and-quit-it?
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On a platter.
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Dang.
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Six-pack, down for anything,
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only in town for a week.
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What's the tattoo?
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Whoa. I-I might be easy,
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but I draw the line at white supremacy.
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Nah, I think it's a Buddhist symbol.
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Been dead all night?
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Yeah. Since the dinner rush ended.
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Maybe the 24-hour thing's a shitty idea.
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I don't think people know about it.
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I put it on the marquee.
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- Morning, boss.
- Hey.
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Gonna be a scorcher.
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Your sign's wrong.
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It says we're open 24/7.
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We are.
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Right.
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We're literally on the way
from the clubs to the L.
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The kids stumble right past us.
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They're probably headed to
wherever they can keep raging.
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Why can't they rage here?
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Be right back.
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See? I told you.
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Yo, what the hell's going on in here?
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It's Wednesday? I don't know.
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It's 4:00 a. m. And the food's terrible.
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It's the only place still serving booze.
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They got a liquor license?
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No. They just put it in
mugs so cops can't tell.
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Party, tomorrow night,
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after-hours to announce our new times.
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We'll invent bullshit
drink names for the booze
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and keep it off the menu.
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Folks got to ask for it.
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Ho! A speakeasy.
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Max, throw together a
late-night menu, would you?
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Make it a little grungy.
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You got it, boss. Here, lunch special...
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Artichoke, spinach, pepper
jack on toasted sourdough.
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Bourgie grilled cheese.
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Eight bucks?
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Ten. Throw in some gourmet pickles.
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You got it.
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Man, that two extra
hours of sleep is a miracle.
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Thank you so much for
coming every morning.
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What? Look at these guys.
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They're chillin'.
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They dig you.
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You like kids?
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You're the only gramps these guys got.
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I'm just bummed that
you and my other wife
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got off on the wrong foot.
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She just doesn't love
how you sold our wife
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into sex slavery.
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Great talk, man.
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Hey!
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Okay, see, yeah.
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In America,
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we take the food off the knife
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before we give it to the babies.
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Speaking Russian
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Exactly.
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- Morning.
- Hey. Morning.
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What happened to your face?
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Boating accident.
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Right.
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First of the month. Pony up.
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- What about Ian?
- Paid in advance.
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This is all I could scrounge up.
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Great.
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I'll expect the other $372.22 shortly.
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I am a full-time mother
with no help, Fiona.
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Donut Prince is hiring.
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Passed it on the way home.
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Snagged you an application.
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What am I supposed to do with Harry?
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Not my problem.
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I swear that Russian is up to no good.
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- What did she do now?
- What?
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Not Svetlana. Her father.
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You got two weeks.
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Can't get together your share by then,
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I got to rent out your room.
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Where am I supposed to go?
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Homeless shelter down the street?
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I know the guy who runs it.
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That's kind of harsh.
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I got to hit the sack. I'm dying.
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Okay, you guys need food,
clothes, bail, whatever,
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call Lip.
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I'm on hiatus. Love you.
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Nice to see you, too.
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This is so unfair. Lip?
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I got to take Liam to day care,
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and then I got to go to my internship.
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All right? I'll have my phone.
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Call me if there's a crisis.
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I'm right behind you.
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Good luck getting laid
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smelling like fried dough all day.
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You always smell like
that. What's your excuse?
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Bitches and hormones.
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Ha!
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Those Samaritans can scare
up a spread, I tell you.
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Here you go, Jocelyn.
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You like them runny, right?
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Rocky! Fuel up.
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You're gonna outrun Satan today.
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I just know it.
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Go easy on the sausages there, Evan.
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Save some for the other cocksuckers.
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I'm just kidding.
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My son's gay.
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Jesus! It is hotter than a
hooker's hankie in here.
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Hey. Let's have a...
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A team-building challenge.
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First family member to score a
functioning air conditioner
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gets a reward.
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Daddy Frank, someone's
hammering signs in our lawn.
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Howdy, neighbor.
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Hot enough for you?
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This is no place for a shelter.
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I don't know. Looks okay to me.
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We have a two-year-old
at home, one on the way.
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It's not safe for our
kids here at night.
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Why is your two-year-old out at night?
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Look, my wife and I will happily
donate money to your cause.
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We want to support ending homelessness.
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Just not in your backyard, right?
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Last night, he had a three-hour argument
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with a man he murdered in Nam.
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He wasn't in Nam. He's 30.
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He's a nut-job.
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Well... we want to read
bedtime stories to our kids
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about rainbows and kittens,
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not burning napalm babies
and beheading Charlie.
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I'll tell you what... From now on,
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we'll have him indoors by 10:30.
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All good?
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You don't belong here!
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Why's she so angry?
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Lesbians are traditionally angry.
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Ignore her.
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You want something to eat?
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You and your pal?
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I don't think so.
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You are so unbelievably cool
with those rancid drunk guys.
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I don't know where you get the patience.
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Lifetime of practice.
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Did you check your locker?
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No. Why?
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Aww.
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Welcome back, man.
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All right, bastard.
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Keep your shit together this time, okay?
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I will.
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(indistinct chatter, phones ringing
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- Are you Phillip?
- Yeah.
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What happened to your face?
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Fence injury.
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I used to fence at Dartmouth.
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No, I was jumping a fence.
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I need you to sign and
scan these documents.
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Email it to me by tomorrow.
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Follow me.
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Who are you?
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Dylan Oswald. Office
admin and your new boss.
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- Where's Tito?
- Got hired by DuelDogs.
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200K a year.
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You've been promoted.
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- I'm senior intern?
- Yep.
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- Do I get a pay raise?
- How much do you make now?
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- Nothing.
- Double that.
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Your new job includes
helping with social media,
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doing market research,
attending software seminars,
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and training the new low-level intern.
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This is Melody. She is an MIT grad
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with degrees in electrical engineering
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and computer science.
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Tell her how you like your coffee.
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Iced macchiato.
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Hi.
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The register won't open.
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Shit.
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Did you, unplug and re-plug it?
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What about pounding the
side? Sometimes that works.
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Okay. I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Hi.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Nothing.
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Well, you got me grounded
for a month, so...
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Where's your dad?
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Morning, Sergeant. Ready
to hit the shooting range?
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Yep. Let me grab my gun.
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Okay. What's going on?
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You've been texting that
college boy all week.
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Think I didn't notice?
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He has playoffs this week. He's anxious.
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I don't care if he's
starting point guard
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for the Bulls in the NBA Finals.
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I told you to cut it.
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But since I have a daughter who
doesn't respect my wishes,
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she gets a father who
doesn't respect hers.
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Let's go, son.
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"Son"?
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And I just love fried dough,
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which is why I chose Donut Prince.
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And your crullers are beyond.
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Your app looks good.
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no criminal record, positive attitude.
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Are there any restrictions
on shifts you can work?
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No.
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Days? Nights? Weekends? I
need someone flexible.
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Schedule can change
at the drop of a hat.
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Sure thing.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, and if customers get
pissed, ask them what they want
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and act like you're doing them a favor.
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- Are you kidding me?
- And smile. It's hot.
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Don't panic. I'm heading in now.
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The register broke at
Patsy's. I got to head in.
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- Well, can you take her with?
- No.
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But you're the manager. You
can do whatever you want.
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I want not to watch an
infant during the lunch rush
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on the hottest day of the year.
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Why are you doing this to me?
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00:12:16,057 --> 00:12:17,425
I'm not doing it to you.
268
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:19,029
I'm doing it for me.
269
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,566
Well, what am I supposed to do?
270
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,902
Call Lip.
271
00:12:25,409 --> 00:12:28,114
Hey. Excuse me.
272
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,084
Excuse me.
273
00:12:30,085 --> 00:12:33,090
Any idea who's responsible for
all the anti-shelter signs?
274
00:12:33,091 --> 00:12:35,729
No idea. Neighbors, probably.
275
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,365
- Not you?
- No.
276
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:39,904
Good. I was winding up
for a big old tantrum.
277
00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:41,875
I'm so fucking sick of these phonies
278
00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:43,444
talking like they give a shit.
279
00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:45,949
But then they're like,
"Ew. Homeless people."
280
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,118
You live around here?
281
00:12:47,119 --> 00:12:48,320
I work on Cermak.
282
00:12:48,321 --> 00:12:50,024
You know Children of the Night?
283
00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:51,493
It's a center for at-risk youth.
284
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,197
Some of those kids
have no place to live,
285
00:12:53,198 --> 00:12:55,201
so I'm the mouthy asshole
who tries to place them.
286
00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:57,105
- Trevor.
- Ian.
287
00:12:57,106 --> 00:12:59,177
Which one's the shelter?
288
00:13:01,549 --> 00:13:03,117
Thanks. I'll check it out.
289
00:13:03,118 --> 00:13:04,854
Nice charm.
290
00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:08,895
You up all night saving lives?
291
00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:10,966
Kind of. You up all night saving teens?
292
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,235
Hell, no.
293
00:13:12,236 --> 00:13:13,705
Was getting my swerve on.
294
00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:15,374
You been to that new club in Waukegan?
295
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,945
Converted coal plant.
296
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:19,116
It's, like, seedy, but
in an appealing way.
297
00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:20,552
No. I don't really go out much.
298
00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:21,621
No?
299
00:13:21,622 --> 00:13:24,392
I was in this...
300
00:13:24,393 --> 00:13:25,963
We were homebodies.
301
00:13:25,964 --> 00:13:27,733
Pretty much just hung out at his place
302
00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:30,672
or at snooty restaurants
with his bitchy friends.
303
00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:32,342
I feel like a middle-aged shut-in.
304
00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:34,112
- That's no fun.
- Yeah.
305
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,518
My crew does a Boystown
crawl every other week.
306
00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:38,922
And there's a couple new places
on Halstead you might dig.
307
00:13:38,923 --> 00:13:40,158
What do you like?
308
00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:41,761
Everything.
309
00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:43,264
Hang on.
310
00:13:43,265 --> 00:13:46,104
Um, it's a fucking mess, so...
311
00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:53,585
Here, this one's my fav.
312
00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:54,987
Low-key vibe.
313
00:13:54,988 --> 00:13:57,258
Nice for easing back into the scene.
314
00:13:57,259 --> 00:13:59,564
Cool. Catch you there maybe.
315
00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:01,569
Yeah.
316
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:08,414
Okay, so first you grind the coffee.
317
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:12,088
Black bags in there.
Red bag is regular brew.
318
00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,625
So what exactly do you do here?
319
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:15,796
We process credit cards
for fantasy sports.
320
00:14:15,797 --> 00:14:18,835
You're always gonna want to go
ahead and use purified water.
321
00:14:18,836 --> 00:14:20,438
Okay? Never tap. It's over there.
322
00:14:20,439 --> 00:14:22,008
Like Game of Thrones?
323
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:25,716
No. It's... it's real
sports, but fake teams.
324
00:14:25,717 --> 00:14:27,118
Who makes up the teams?
325
00:14:27,119 --> 00:14:28,655
The players pick their own.
326
00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:29,857
How do we make money off that?
327
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:31,728
Well, we make a percentage
328
00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:34,567
off of all the credit card transactions.
329
00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:36,738
Then what you want to do
is get the coffee grounds
330
00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:38,040
and tamp it down with this thing.
331
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,011
Isn't online gambling illegal?
332
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,482
- It's not gambling.
- Sounds like gambling.
333
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:45,321
Look, just, do your
work. Keep your head down.
334
00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:47,492
Don't make any waves. Don't
go near the server room.
335
00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:49,129
And pretty soon, you and I will both own
336
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,033
one of those six Teslas out front.
337
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:53,638
'Cause people get Teslas
by not making waves.
338
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,316
Look, just go ahead and fill this up
339
00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:00,953
with two percent from
the fridge, all right?
340
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:05,361
Hey. You okay?
341
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,367
Fiona just cost me a job... One
that she made me apply for.
342
00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:09,570
Now what?
343
00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:11,406
I don't know, Debs.
344
00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:13,210
Can you come watch Harry while
I look for another job?
345
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:14,880
No. I'm at work.
346
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,350
They don't pay you.
347
00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:18,253
I'll drop her off on your lunch hour.
348
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,760
I don't get one, okay? I'm sorry.
349
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,942
First order of business... Furniture.
350
00:15:28,943 --> 00:15:33,117
Apparently, this stuff belongs
to the realty staging company,
351
00:15:33,118 --> 00:15:34,720
and they're taking it back.
352
00:15:34,721 --> 00:15:38,127
So start looking for street discards...
353
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:40,799
Mattresses, chairs, couches.
354
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,703
Secondly, as you may have noticed,
355
00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:45,909
our beloved domicile is under
attack from the locals.
356
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:50,819
We got to give them zero
reason to take issue with us.
357
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,321
Be on our best behavior.
358
00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:55,361
Solve problems before they happen.
359
00:15:55,362 --> 00:15:57,533
You're Gallaghers now.
360
00:15:57,534 --> 00:16:00,104
And Gallaghers fight
for what we deserve.
361
00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:02,743
And we fight dirty.
362
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,080
I got these things from the garage.
363
00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:06,884
I also found a push mower.
364
00:16:06,885 --> 00:16:09,523
So, new Lip, mow the
strip between the street
365
00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:11,226
and the houses.
366
00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:13,230
New Debbie, grab some shrubs
367
00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:15,702
from outside the Citibank on 47th
368
00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:18,741
and just stick them
anyplace you see dirt.
369
00:16:18,742 --> 00:16:21,914
New Ian and New Carl, here you go.
370
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,319
Sweep up the cigarette
butts and the needles
371
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,056
outside on the street.
372
00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:29,062
New Fiona, clean the trash
from the lot under the L.
373
00:16:29,063 --> 00:16:31,099
How is that "fighting dirty"?
374
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:35,007
We become them. This is
psychological warfare.
375
00:16:35,008 --> 00:16:36,944
The thinking man's game.
376
00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:41,119
Henceforth, there are new
rules in this house, okay?
377
00:16:44,794 --> 00:16:47,265
No talking to the lamppost after dark.
378
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,469
New Lip, no more jacking
off in the backyard.
379
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,941
New Fiona, if you're gonna turn
a trick, go one block over.
380
00:16:51,942 --> 00:16:54,580
Yes? Meeting adjourned.
381
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,621
- Hey. How'd it go?
- We panicked.
382
00:16:58,622 --> 00:17:01,293
Shit. Do... do you know
how much these cost?
383
00:17:01,294 --> 00:17:04,299
It's from, like, 1910,
so probably a dollar.
384
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,735
I mean the cost to replace it.
385
00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:08,006
Well, we've been doing okay lately.
386
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:09,777
It doesn't mean we're in a position
387
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,979
to buy new equipment.
388
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,317
We just got out of the hole Sean dug.
389
00:17:13,318 --> 00:17:14,787
Where you been keeping the cash?
390
00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:16,524
Twenties, fives, tens, and ones.
391
00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:19,195
We used calculators and wrote
everything down on a pad.
392
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,270
your, Asian Nazi came
looking for you earlier.
393
00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:25,374
Shit. I forgot.
394
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,146
This can't be right.
This says that we made
395
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,783
over a third more than we usually do.
396
00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:31,020
Grilled cheese was a hit.
397
00:17:41,842 --> 00:17:44,513
I think we're actually
starting to get along kind of.
398
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,084
Yeah. He's working on
something for bar, to help.
399
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:48,420
It's a surprise.
400
00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:50,024
Sweet.
401
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,594
You know, I still can't
believe he's the same dude
402
00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:52,929
that locked you in a closet
403
00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:55,200
and put a flour sack over your head.
404
00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:56,637
It was potato sack.
405
00:18:13,706 --> 00:18:16,042
It's like my 12-year-old
self made up my adult life,
406
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,813
and my adult self was like, "Yeah?
407
00:18:17,814 --> 00:18:19,817
I see your offer, and I raise you 20."
408
00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:22,388
Hey. Is The Alibi hiring?
409
00:18:22,389 --> 00:18:23,658
Who's asking?
410
00:18:23,659 --> 00:18:25,495
Me. I need a job with child care.
411
00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:27,866
Okay, A, you're underage. You
can't even work in a bar.
412
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:28,935
And, B, we don't have real employees.
413
00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:30,370
We got spouses and parents.
414
00:18:30,371 --> 00:18:34,747
And, C, I am at peak baby.
Three, and I max out.
415
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,585
See you inside.
416
00:18:38,454 --> 00:18:40,090
Why you need job?
417
00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:42,394
Fiona's gonna kick me out
unless I can pull my weight.
418
00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:44,298
Find husband.
419
00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:46,737
I have both husband and wife.
420
00:18:46,738 --> 00:18:48,875
I have someone to watch my son 24/7.
421
00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:51,079
I have job. I am kept woman.
422
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,381
You want good life?
423
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,720
Find someone to keep you.
424
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:57,057
I don't need to be kept.
I'm a strong woman.
425
00:18:57,058 --> 00:18:58,594
Don't be strong woman.
426
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,199
Strong women weather storms.
427
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,436
You want to be the storm.
428
00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:04,908
How?
429
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:12,522
You find someone weak,
stupid, and desperate.
430
00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:15,763
And you wear bras so
your breasts levitate.
431
00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:22,576
All right! I got this thing together.
432
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:26,149
I'm gonna take these guys to the
movies where it's nice and cool.
433
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,886
Hellraiser II is playing.
434
00:19:27,887 --> 00:19:31,326
Toddlers love classic slasher
flicks from the 1980s.
435
00:19:31,327 --> 00:19:33,263
Just kidding. We're gonna go see Dory
436
00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:34,633
for the eight millionth time
437
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:37,137
so I can stab my eyes out with a fork.
438
00:19:37,138 --> 00:19:40,678
Kev, I don't think we should let
Yvon keep feeding the babies.
439
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,181
The knife thing. I know.
440
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,118
That, and I don't like the
way he looks at them.
441
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:45,922
How does he look at them?
442
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,628
Like he's trying to figure
out how much they're worth.
443
00:19:48,629 --> 00:19:50,097
That's insane.
444
00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:51,266
You know, you sound
like an insane person.
445
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:52,167
You know that, right?
446
00:19:52,168 --> 00:19:54,438
- Do I?
- Yeah. You do.
447
00:19:54,439 --> 00:19:56,543
What's up?
448
00:19:56,544 --> 00:19:57,979
What's going on? Thumbs up.
449
00:19:57,980 --> 00:20:00,350
What's up there? The sky?
450
00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:02,187
Speak Russian at least.
451
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:03,524
You want me to go upstairs?
452
00:20:03,525 --> 00:20:05,060
You want me to go... Okay, fine.
453
00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:06,463
I'll go upstairs. I'll be right back.
454
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:23,363
We are not doing Tinder.
Tinder is for hookups.
455
00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:25,601
And we don't want hookup.
456
00:20:25,602 --> 00:20:29,275
We want someone old-fashioned,
457
00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:32,014
someone who wants to keep a woman.
458
00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:33,851
But for what?
459
00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:36,055
To...
460
00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:38,259
listen to everything he says.
461
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,030
Good point. I can do that.
462
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,736
To cook for him.
463
00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:47,712
Yeah. To... to cuddle. Yes.
464
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,918
For emotional support. Hell, yes.
465
00:20:50,919 --> 00:20:52,488
To nurture him.
466
00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:56,663
Yeah. Damn straight. I
am a kick-ass nurturer.
467
00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:59,402
Harry...
468
00:20:59,403 --> 00:21:01,507
your mother is a catch.
469
00:21:09,524 --> 00:21:10,892
A common misconception
470
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:14,098
is you need a rigid stance when firing.
471
00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:17,071
Instead, keep a slight
bend in your arms,
472
00:21:17,072 --> 00:21:19,208
bring your other hand up for support,
473
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:21,613
pressing your thumbs together like this.
474
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,719
Drop one foot back. Find a steady base.
475
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,257
Bring the tip of the
pistol up to the target.
476
00:21:27,258 --> 00:21:28,561
Squeeze the trigger.
477
00:21:28,562 --> 00:21:30,565
Then... boom.
478
00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:32,570
Now...
479
00:21:34,841 --> 00:21:36,845
picture somebody whose guts you hate.
480
00:21:43,825 --> 00:21:46,028
Alpha Sigma Gonorrhea,
481
00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:47,264
you're toast.
482
00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:01,325
Well, I'll be damned.
483
00:22:01,326 --> 00:22:03,296
You got any more tricks up your sleeve?
484
00:22:09,977 --> 00:22:12,815
I want to be on the SWAT team.
485
00:22:12,816 --> 00:22:14,619
Those guys are badass.
486
00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:19,629
Whoo!
487
00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:28,147
- Hey.
- Hey.
488
00:22:29,884 --> 00:22:31,687
Chomping at the bit, ain't you?
489
00:22:31,688 --> 00:22:35,193
It's been a while.
It's nice to get out.
490
00:22:35,194 --> 00:22:37,699
My friends ditched me. They're
at some fucking sports bar.
491
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,536
They keep sending me drunk ass-shots.
492
00:22:39,537 --> 00:22:41,305
Want to go join them?
493
00:22:41,306 --> 00:22:42,976
I got a better idea.
494
00:22:42,977 --> 00:22:44,345
Let's go get hammered.
495
00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:46,984
Yeah.
496
00:23:06,056 --> 00:23:07,525
Hey, man. Is anybody else around?
497
00:23:07,526 --> 00:23:09,229
No.
498
00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:28,366
Morons.
499
00:23:38,621 --> 00:23:42,127
If I were the Feds...
500
00:23:42,128 --> 00:23:44,599
what would I want to know?
501
00:24:00,932 --> 00:24:02,435
Holy shit.
502
00:24:34,065 --> 00:24:36,335
Thanks for the ride.
503
00:24:36,336 --> 00:24:38,239
You still applying to cadet school?
504
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,011
I don't have the grades.
505
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:44,151
Why not think about military school?
506
00:24:44,152 --> 00:24:46,322
Look, I was a banger like you
507
00:24:46,323 --> 00:24:47,825
from a hood like this,
508
00:24:47,826 --> 00:24:50,296
into all sorts of devious shit.
509
00:24:50,297 --> 00:24:52,301
Military school changed my life.
510
00:24:54,138 --> 00:24:55,808
Well, where is it?
511
00:24:55,809 --> 00:24:59,081
It's down south.
512
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,751
It's a boarding school, so you can move
513
00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:03,456
out of that home situation you got.
514
00:25:03,457 --> 00:25:07,798
You don't need all that
shit dragging you down,
515
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,504
not when you can sleep in
a clean bed every night
516
00:25:10,505 --> 00:25:12,341
to the sound of nothing.
517
00:25:19,924 --> 00:25:21,125
All right, so what's this one for?
518
00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:23,530
To all the art fags
519
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:24,866
and drag queens,
520
00:25:24,867 --> 00:25:27,370
circuit boys, and bitchy twinks.
521
00:25:27,371 --> 00:25:29,041
Guys who like to be watched.
522
00:25:29,042 --> 00:25:30,276
I like to be watched.
523
00:25:30,277 --> 00:25:32,515
Then this one's for you, baby.
524
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,649
Feels good.
525
00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:51,754
It should. Cost me 80 bucks.
526
00:25:53,023 --> 00:25:54,424
I'm packing, dummy.
527
00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:56,630
...Fuck, you brought a gun in here?
528
00:25:56,631 --> 00:25:59,101
Wait. You saw my charm, right?
529
00:25:59,102 --> 00:26:00,370
Yeah.
530
00:26:00,371 --> 00:26:02,440
I'm trans. I thought you knew.
531
00:26:02,441 --> 00:26:04,512
Holy shit.
532
00:26:04,513 --> 00:26:06,015
You're... you're a chick?
533
00:26:06,016 --> 00:26:09,454
God. No, I am not a chick.
534
00:26:09,455 --> 00:26:11,726
I am a trans man.
535
00:26:11,727 --> 00:26:13,530
So you don't have a dick?
536
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:15,333
I have several. They're
made of silicone.
537
00:26:15,334 --> 00:26:18,072
I assumed that you were
nonbinary, too. That's...
538
00:26:18,073 --> 00:26:20,376
No, no, no. I'm... I'm normal.
539
00:26:20,377 --> 00:26:22,480
- Normal.
- Yeah.
540
00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:23,717
I'm just, like, not, like,
541
00:26:23,718 --> 00:26:25,754
a dude with a fucking vagina.
542
00:26:25,755 --> 00:26:28,325
I'm not a dude with a vagina, asshole.
543
00:26:28,326 --> 00:26:30,329
I'm a dude who doesn't feel
like talking about his genitals
544
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:31,599
to some faggot he just met.
545
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,537
- Whoa.
- I got to split.
546
00:26:33,538 --> 00:26:35,339
Whoa. Hey!
547
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:36,576
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
548
00:26:36,577 --> 00:26:38,279
All right. Hey, what the fuck did I say?
549
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,517
You know what, man? Don't
do me any favors, okay?
550
00:26:40,518 --> 00:26:42,621
I-I can fuck any guy here.
551
00:26:42,622 --> 00:26:44,257
I don't need your cisgender ass.
552
00:26:44,258 --> 00:26:46,896
I have no idea what the fuck
that even means, all right?
553
00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,767
Sorry.
554
00:26:48,768 --> 00:26:51,138
Seriously, I'm... I'm really sorry.
555
00:26:53,143 --> 00:26:56,683
I got a hair trigger for this shit.
556
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,419
Also, I am drunk.
557
00:26:58,420 --> 00:26:59,823
Me too.
558
00:27:01,092 --> 00:27:03,028
I'm gonna get another drink. You want?
559
00:27:03,029 --> 00:27:04,665
Y-yeah. Let me pay.
560
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,734
No, no, no. It's all right.
561
00:27:05,735 --> 00:27:07,170
Vodka soda, yeah?
562
00:27:07,171 --> 00:27:08,339
Thanks.
563
00:27:19,195 --> 00:27:21,032
- Hi.
- Hey.
564
00:27:35,093 --> 00:27:37,297
I can't believe how fucking hot it is.
565
00:27:40,905 --> 00:27:43,643
I'm sweating in places I didn't
even know I could sweat.
566
00:27:43,644 --> 00:27:45,480
Yeah, it's fucking unreal.
567
00:27:52,729 --> 00:27:56,703
I'm, planning this big...
568
00:27:56,704 --> 00:27:58,907
after-hours at Patsy's...
569
00:27:58,908 --> 00:28:00,944
Trying to promote our new times,
570
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,648
get the club kids in.
571
00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:05,319
Sounds like a lot of work.
572
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,757
It is.
573
00:28:08,159 --> 00:28:10,330
Why fix what ain't broke, though?
574
00:28:12,268 --> 00:28:13,670
I want to do something different,
575
00:28:13,671 --> 00:28:15,140
something that's mine.
576
00:28:21,152 --> 00:28:22,922
How's your internship?
577
00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:25,661
I found out how the guys at my job
578
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:29,034
have been, flying under the radar.
579
00:28:29,035 --> 00:28:31,471
They use these things
called proxy servers
580
00:28:31,472 --> 00:28:33,677
to reroute IP addresses
581
00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:36,616
from places where fantasy
sports are illegal
582
00:28:36,617 --> 00:28:38,052
to places where they aren't.
583
00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:40,624
You know, so, when the Feds show up,
584
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:42,460
they can't nail them.
585
00:28:42,461 --> 00:28:44,198
I have no idea what you just said.
586
00:28:49,008 --> 00:28:51,312
Carl and Debbie were
blowing up my phone today.
587
00:28:52,114 --> 00:28:54,017
Anything serious?
588
00:28:54,018 --> 00:28:55,921
Even if it was, I was at work.
589
00:28:55,922 --> 00:28:57,925
I was at work, too.
590
00:28:57,926 --> 00:28:59,796
And I was getting paid for it.
591
00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:04,170
Look, um...
592
00:29:04,171 --> 00:29:07,679
I have the potential to
make a fuck-ton of money.
593
00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:12,655
I can help this family in a real way.
594
00:29:20,905 --> 00:29:23,309
You're not doing it for your family.
595
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,751
Hey, how much does
restaurant management pay?
596
00:29:27,752 --> 00:29:30,690
You know, I bet it's
less than a fuck-ton.
597
00:30:06,129 --> 00:30:09,000
I took the GED so you
would stay in school.
598
00:30:09,001 --> 00:30:11,672
I waitressed my ass off so
that you could go to college
599
00:30:11,673 --> 00:30:13,610
and drink yourself sick.
600
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,114
The past ten years, I've taken
care of every single Gallagher
601
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,118
in this family except one.
602
00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:19,755
I'm done.
603
00:30:26,469 --> 00:30:30,611
(door opens, closes
604
00:30:33,851 --> 00:30:35,654
Back already?
605
00:30:35,655 --> 00:30:38,125
Let's make our speakeasy a
Prohibition gangster thing.
606
00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,995
Club kids love a good theme.
607
00:30:39,996 --> 00:30:42,066
My God. That could be why
we can't use the register.
608
00:30:42,067 --> 00:30:43,570
They didn't have electricity back then.
609
00:30:43,571 --> 00:30:46,408
I mean, they did, but who's counting?
610
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,478
And we can dress like
flappers and Mob guys.
611
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,449
- Sure.
- I don't do costumes.
612
00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:52,621
All right. Just come
by later for cleanup.
613
00:30:52,622 --> 00:30:53,923
What are you doing?
614
00:30:53,924 --> 00:30:55,661
You'll see.
615
00:30:58,433 --> 00:31:00,169
What are you guys doing out so late?
616
00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:01,639
I need to borrow your printer.
617
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,175
For your résumé, I hope.
618
00:31:03,176 --> 00:31:05,379
Nope. New tactic. Svetlana's idea.
619
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:09,555
We got to get the word out.
Didi's a rad chalk artist.
620
00:31:09,556 --> 00:31:11,993
What about stickers? Could
tag stuff around town,
621
00:31:11,994 --> 00:31:13,228
take selfies.
622
00:31:13,229 --> 00:31:15,500
#speakeasy2016.
623
00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:17,203
Guerilla marketing. I love it.
624
00:31:17,204 --> 00:31:18,640
Anybody seen the screwdriver?
625
00:31:18,641 --> 00:31:20,577
I want to go to military school.
626
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,148
- Why?
- Dom's dad went.
627
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,752
I thought you and Dom broke up.
628
00:31:24,753 --> 00:31:26,522
We did.
629
00:31:26,523 --> 00:31:27,824
Where the fuck is it?
630
00:31:27,825 --> 00:31:29,228
Fiona.
631
00:31:32,401 --> 00:31:34,170
Wow.
632
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:35,205
You're serious?
633
00:31:35,206 --> 00:31:36,710
Yeah.
634
00:31:38,212 --> 00:31:40,182
- Is it expensive?
- I don't know yet.
635
00:31:40,183 --> 00:31:41,552
Well, I'm not signing
anything till I know
636
00:31:41,553 --> 00:31:42,453
you got the money for it.
637
00:31:42,454 --> 00:31:43,756
What if it's too much?
638
00:31:43,757 --> 00:31:45,392
I spent my last dollar
on my circumcision.
639
00:31:45,393 --> 00:31:46,930
Talk to Lip.
640
00:31:52,341 --> 00:31:53,577
Ha!
641
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:56,014
Don't you worry.
642
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,653
I'll be out of your
hair very, very soon.
643
00:31:58,654 --> 00:32:00,423
I am a storm.
644
00:32:07,337 --> 00:32:10,944
Look, Al Capone's gun did that... 1925.
645
00:32:10,945 --> 00:32:13,783
All right. Somebody
make a sign for that.
646
00:32:13,784 --> 00:32:15,252
I got to nap in my office for a bit.
647
00:32:15,253 --> 00:32:16,856
Okay if I test out the speakers?
648
00:32:16,857 --> 00:32:18,259
Low, please.
649
00:33:50,476 --> 00:33:52,681
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
650
00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:03,803
Okay, you drive like a fucking maniac.
651
00:34:03,804 --> 00:34:05,472
You still drunk?
652
00:34:05,473 --> 00:34:08,378
I'm not sober, per se.
653
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,817
I'm just kidding. I've been
on club soda since 4:00.
654
00:34:10,818 --> 00:34:12,219
Come on.
655
00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,826
I choose to believe that.
656
00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:19,033
You're staring.
657
00:34:19,034 --> 00:34:22,507
Sorry. It's just...
658
00:34:22,508 --> 00:34:23,876
you look so much like a dude.
659
00:34:23,877 --> 00:34:27,216
That's cool since I am a dude.
660
00:34:27,217 --> 00:34:29,821
Hey, how'd you grow the...mustache?
661
00:34:29,822 --> 00:34:32,160
I'm on T. Testosterone.
662
00:34:34,264 --> 00:34:36,769
So you used to have,
like, tits and shit?
663
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,204
Yeah. I got them chopped the fuck off.
664
00:34:38,205 --> 00:34:40,442
It was the best day of my life.
665
00:34:40,443 --> 00:34:42,379
Didn't that hurt?
666
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,518
They didn't belong on my body.
667
00:34:44,519 --> 00:34:46,187
If you had an extra thumb on your hand,
668
00:34:46,188 --> 00:34:48,191
wouldn't you want it gone?
669
00:34:48,192 --> 00:34:49,360
Shit.
670
00:34:50,163 --> 00:34:51,566
Heads up, fuckers.
671
00:34:53,235 --> 00:34:55,006
Hey.
672
00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,746
Nice work with the air conditioner.
673
00:34:58,747 --> 00:34:59,848
Works like a charm.
674
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:00,883
Where'd you get it?
675
00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:01,985
No, don't tell me.
676
00:35:01,986 --> 00:35:03,756
I-I don't want to know.
677
00:35:03,757 --> 00:35:05,693
What's going on, Frank?
678
00:35:05,694 --> 00:35:07,196
Cleaning up this shithole
679
00:35:07,197 --> 00:35:09,501
so the neighbors will
take their signs down.
680
00:35:09,502 --> 00:35:10,703
This is Trevor.
681
00:35:10,704 --> 00:35:12,907
Hi. So you run the shelter?
682
00:35:12,908 --> 00:35:15,513
Emperor of the Disenfranchised, yes.
683
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,851
Giving these lowlifes an opportunity
684
00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:20,088
to partake in some manual labor
685
00:35:20,089 --> 00:35:22,126
for the benefit of society.
686
00:35:22,127 --> 00:35:24,798
That's great. Now you're...
Now you're getting it.
687
00:35:24,799 --> 00:35:28,037
Excuse me. That's littering, ma'am.
688
00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:29,976
Fuck off, Frank.
689
00:35:33,817 --> 00:35:36,755
"Emergency Neighborhood
Council meeting."
690
00:35:36,756 --> 00:35:38,324
Son of a cunt.
691
00:35:38,325 --> 00:35:41,665
"In light of the recent appliance theft
692
00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:43,334
at Turow Elementary,
693
00:35:43,335 --> 00:35:46,140
action must be taken to abolish
the homeless shelter ASAP."
694
00:35:46,141 --> 00:35:49,413
Okay, no more Mr. Nice Neighbor.
695
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,787
Those scumbags have fucked
with the wrong emperor.
696
00:35:52,788 --> 00:35:54,089
Pleasant fella.
697
00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:57,396
That's my dad.
698
00:36:00,804 --> 00:36:04,376
My God. It's like a
zombie apocalypse out there.
699
00:36:04,377 --> 00:36:05,913
When is this heat gonna let up?
700
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,482
Where are the babies?
701
00:36:07,483 --> 00:36:08,953
What do you mean?
702
00:36:08,954 --> 00:36:10,556
Weren't you taking them this morning?
703
00:36:10,557 --> 00:36:13,061
No, I was parking and re-parking
the boobie van all day.
704
00:36:13,062 --> 00:36:14,396
I thought Svetlana had them.
705
00:36:14,397 --> 00:36:16,167
Since when do I take babies anymore?
706
00:36:16,168 --> 00:36:18,004
They're with my father.
707
00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:19,574
You let him take them?
708
00:36:19,575 --> 00:36:22,179
So? He's their dedushka.
709
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,749
We didn't say that that was okay.
710
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:26,487
He makes money for your
bar and watches kids.
711
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:27,991
He's good to you and babies.
712
00:36:27,992 --> 00:36:30,963
Svetlana, what lunatic
takes kids for a walk
713
00:36:30,964 --> 00:36:32,466
when it's 100 degrees outside?
714
00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:33,936
He's Russian. He doesn't feel weather.
715
00:36:33,937 --> 00:36:36,173
You are needlessly
alarmed. It annoys me.
716
00:36:36,174 --> 00:36:38,311
It annoys me that you
didn't check with us first
717
00:36:38,312 --> 00:36:39,715
before you let him take our kids.
718
00:36:43,523 --> 00:36:45,358
That's why he's been kissing our asses.
719
00:36:45,359 --> 00:36:47,462
- He's gonna sell them.
- He's not gonna sell them.
720
00:36:47,463 --> 00:36:49,968
- He sold Lana.
- Not till puberty.
721
00:36:49,969 --> 00:36:51,939
- I'm calling the cops.
- Baby, baby, whoa, whoa,
722
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:52,974
whoa, whoa, calm down.
723
00:36:52,975 --> 00:36:54,076
You're not thinking straight.
724
00:36:54,077 --> 00:36:55,780
You need to go talk to Fiona.
725
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:58,418
She loses kids all the time.
She doesn't freak out.
726
00:36:58,419 --> 00:37:00,088
You want me to take advice from a woman
727
00:37:00,089 --> 00:37:02,125
who told her sister to go
live in a homeless shelter?
728
00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:03,829
Damn.
729
00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:05,131
Is that why Debbie needs a job?
730
00:37:05,132 --> 00:37:06,434
I don't know. I'll ask her
731
00:37:06,435 --> 00:37:07,937
when I get my kids off
of the black market.
732
00:37:07,938 --> 00:37:09,874
He's not gonna sell
them. The worst thing
733
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,477
that's gonna happen is
they'll get heatstroke.
734
00:37:11,478 --> 00:37:13,615
Which could kill them or
give them brain damage.
735
00:37:13,616 --> 00:37:16,822
No, no, no. Heatstroke.
Isn't that when the heat...
736
00:37:16,823 --> 00:37:18,158
strokes you gently?
737
00:37:19,795 --> 00:37:21,665
Hey. How's it going, man?
738
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:23,201
Just doing a memo drop.
739
00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:25,973
Cool, cool. You were working
late last night, I heard.
740
00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:27,543
Yeah. Just organizing some shit.
741
00:37:27,544 --> 00:37:29,814
Our server room's already
pretty organized,
742
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,218
but good of you to check in on it.
743
00:37:32,654 --> 00:37:35,058
We have security cameras everywhere.
744
00:37:35,059 --> 00:37:36,327
Curious how you figured out the code.
745
00:37:36,328 --> 00:37:37,563
I'm curious how you figured
746
00:37:37,564 --> 00:37:40,770
no one would be able to guess it.
747
00:37:40,771 --> 00:37:42,240
You like iPads?
748
00:37:43,843 --> 00:37:46,248
I don't know. Sure.
749
00:37:48,419 --> 00:37:50,055
We just got some of the new gens.
750
00:37:50,056 --> 00:37:51,391
Why don't you take these older ones?
751
00:37:53,128 --> 00:37:54,396
What? All of them?
752
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,803
Sure. We're done using them.
753
00:38:00,309 --> 00:38:02,245
- Yeah. All right.
- Yeah, but before you do that,
754
00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:04,083
I'm gonna need you to sign this NDA.
755
00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:05,251
What the fuck's an NDA?
756
00:38:05,252 --> 00:38:06,888
It's a nondisclosure agreement,
757
00:38:06,889 --> 00:38:10,328
which means if you say anything
about anything to anybody,
758
00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,100
you'll be sued... hard.
759
00:38:13,770 --> 00:38:15,774
Dylan, they're back.
760
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,283
Fingers off the device, sir. Now.
761
00:38:21,284 --> 00:38:23,890
We have a warrant for
servers 1 through 120.
762
00:38:25,226 --> 00:38:26,561
Drats.
763
00:38:26,562 --> 00:38:28,765
Forgot the code to the server room.
764
00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:30,603
Anybody remember the code?
765
00:38:30,604 --> 00:38:31,905
The eagles have shat the nest.
766
00:38:31,906 --> 00:38:33,074
Everybody pack it up.
767
00:38:33,075 --> 00:38:34,744
No one move.
768
00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:36,948
We'll be speaking with
you all individually.
769
00:38:36,949 --> 00:38:39,086
The premises is under
federal investigation.
770
00:38:48,907 --> 00:38:50,543
- What are you doing?
- Crawling.
771
00:38:50,544 --> 00:38:52,379
- Why?
- Because you are.
772
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:54,216
- What's going on?
- They're seizing the servers.
773
00:38:54,217 --> 00:38:55,519
I thought you said this was legal.
774
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,455
Yeah. I guess not.
775
00:39:07,811 --> 00:39:11,050
First day. Right after
they shaved my Afro.
776
00:39:11,051 --> 00:39:12,954
Nearly burst into tears.
777
00:39:12,955 --> 00:39:14,791
Ha!
778
00:39:14,792 --> 00:39:17,095
Me and Felix on the obstacle
course in Hell Week.
779
00:39:17,096 --> 00:39:19,066
Full fatigues in that Georgia heat.
780
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:21,437
And the mosquitoes!
781
00:39:21,438 --> 00:39:23,809
Damn. He's ripped.
782
00:39:23,810 --> 00:39:25,579
Yeah, well, now he's an old fat fuck
783
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,349
working for Homeland Security.
784
00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:28,819
Am I gonna get cut like that?
785
00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:30,589
Maybe.
786
00:39:30,590 --> 00:39:32,492
You're not just gaining
physical strength, you know.
787
00:39:32,493 --> 00:39:34,162
You're getting mentally strong.
788
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:37,335
I mean, they wake your ass up
at 6:00 a. m. sharp every day.
789
00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:39,974
Suit up, shine your shoes,
790
00:39:39,975 --> 00:39:41,711
shave whatever facial hair you have,
791
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,047
head outside, and salute,
792
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,483
all before breakfast.
793
00:39:44,484 --> 00:39:47,222
Respect, cleanliness...
794
00:39:47,223 --> 00:39:48,659
You learn how to be a man.
795
00:39:49,895 --> 00:39:52,900
Send him home, Daddy!
796
00:39:52,901 --> 00:39:56,808
I'm sorry. I thought I heard my
daughter telling me what to do.
797
00:40:33,649 --> 00:40:35,385
Whoa. That's a lot of people.
798
00:40:35,386 --> 00:40:36,755
Don't worry. They don't bite.
799
00:40:36,756 --> 00:40:38,090
- Hi.
- Hey.
800
00:40:38,091 --> 00:40:39,560
- Hey.
- Hello.
801
00:40:39,561 --> 00:40:41,564
This is Ian. Ian, this is my crew
802
00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:43,134
from the LGBTQIA center.
803
00:40:43,135 --> 00:40:44,269
- Hey.
- Hi.
804
00:40:44,270 --> 00:40:45,739
- Hey, Ian.
- How are you?
805
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:47,777
Are you, gonna introduce yourselves,
806
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,047
or do I have to do it for you?
807
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,718
I'm... I'm Bethany.
808
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,791
I'm a tri-racial cisgendered girl-fag.
809
00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:59,567
I identify as pansexual,
and my pronoun is "she."
810
00:40:59,568 --> 00:41:01,370
Okay.
811
00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:03,307
Hi. Emerson.
812
00:41:03,308 --> 00:41:06,146
Gender-fluid heteroromantic
demisexual mutt.
813
00:41:06,147 --> 00:41:08,151
And a redhead. My pronoun is "zie."
814
00:41:09,387 --> 00:41:10,488
Hey. I'm Rabbit.
815
00:41:10,489 --> 00:41:12,125
Genderqueer tax attorney.
816
00:41:12,126 --> 00:41:13,962
I identify as Jennifer Aniston.
817
00:41:13,963 --> 00:41:15,999
Just kidding.
818
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,770
Ve/vem/vir.
819
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,644
Chinese Mexican agender intersex AFAB.
820
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,347
My pronoun is "they."
821
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:27,690
Okay. All right. Is it okay
if I ask a few questions?
822
00:41:27,691 --> 00:41:30,696
Better than to assume
you know the answers.
823
00:41:30,697 --> 00:41:33,702
Um, what is inter...
Inter... intersex?
824
00:41:33,703 --> 00:41:37,475
When a person is born with
what is typically perceived
825
00:41:37,476 --> 00:41:39,814
as both male and female sex organs.
826
00:41:39,815 --> 00:41:42,051
Y... What, um...
827
00:41:43,021 --> 00:41:44,624
Assigned Female At Birth...
828
00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:46,193
When your parents decide your gender
829
00:41:46,194 --> 00:41:48,798
without considering how you
may identify in the future.
830
00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:53,073
Okay, and w-what's the whole,
um, pronoun thing?
831
00:41:53,074 --> 00:41:55,344
When we talk about DX, we say,
832
00:41:55,345 --> 00:41:57,616
"Ask them if they would like a coffee."
833
00:41:57,617 --> 00:42:00,589
But there's only one of him. Her. Them.
834
00:42:00,590 --> 00:42:02,860
Fuck. I have no idea what I'm doing.
835
00:42:02,861 --> 00:42:04,162
You'll get it.
836
00:42:04,163 --> 00:42:05,966
It's okay. You'll get it.
837
00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:12,613
- Yvon?
- Amy?
838
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:13,682
Gemma!
839
00:42:13,683 --> 00:42:16,019
Yevgeny? Yevgeny?
840
00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:20,227
Okay.
841
00:42:20,228 --> 00:42:22,866
They were here. He came
to get more diapers.
842
00:42:22,867 --> 00:42:24,235
He changed their clothes.
843
00:42:24,236 --> 00:42:26,039
Foto-mart receipt.
844
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,310
Isn't that for getting, like,
passports or something?
845
00:42:28,311 --> 00:42:30,515
- God. God.
- Call the police.
846
00:42:30,516 --> 00:42:32,218
God.
847
00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:34,155
Okay. Sorry for the heat.
848
00:42:34,156 --> 00:42:37,195
The computer lab's the only room
with an AC, and it's locked.
849
00:42:37,196 --> 00:42:39,533
We didn't expect our unit to get stolen.
850
00:42:39,534 --> 00:42:41,838
The city should upgrade to central air.
851
00:42:41,839 --> 00:42:44,543
Criminal to try to teach
kids in this sweatbox.
852
00:42:44,544 --> 00:42:48,417
So the shelter's
location raises concerns
853
00:42:48,418 --> 00:42:49,553
for the community
854
00:42:49,554 --> 00:42:51,456
about possible negative outcomes,
855
00:42:51,457 --> 00:42:55,031
exacerbated by the fact that the
site is between two schools.
856
00:42:55,032 --> 00:42:57,168
Both schools have metal detectors
857
00:42:57,169 --> 00:42:58,972
because the kids keep bringing guns.
858
00:42:58,973 --> 00:43:01,410
Exactly who are you protecting?
859
00:43:01,411 --> 00:43:03,715
I saw a woman shooting
up at the bus stop.
860
00:43:03,716 --> 00:43:05,351
And the other night,
two drunk teens were
861
00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,188
beating the crap out of
each other on my lawn.
862
00:43:07,189 --> 00:43:10,394
Okay. Okay. I hear... I can make sure
863
00:43:10,395 --> 00:43:13,568
that we do our drugs and
beat each other up indoors,
864
00:43:13,569 --> 00:43:15,371
just like the rest of you folks.
865
00:43:15,372 --> 00:43:17,208
But let's not pretend that
our house is any different
866
00:43:17,209 --> 00:43:18,545
than your house,
867
00:43:18,546 --> 00:43:21,349
Mr. My Wife Walked Into
a Door, over there,
868
00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:24,757
or Ms. This Weed Is for my Glaucoma.
869
00:43:24,758 --> 00:43:26,527
Okay. More importantly,
870
00:43:26,528 --> 00:43:29,700
we need to take a look at
the possible adverse impact
871
00:43:29,701 --> 00:43:31,738
on our property values
872
00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:34,810
and on the overall quality
of life for the community.
873
00:43:34,811 --> 00:43:37,115
We are the community.
874
00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:40,254
We were here first. You
bought up all our shit.
875
00:43:40,255 --> 00:43:42,225
You're the reason we're homeless.
876
00:43:42,226 --> 00:43:45,499
When you see a mentally ill
person talking to a lamppost,
877
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,936
do you contact their family?
878
00:43:47,937 --> 00:43:49,640
Do you give them a sandwich?
879
00:43:49,641 --> 00:43:53,213
No. You're no better than
our murderous forefathers
880
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:56,386
stealing land from the Indians
and then genociding them.
881
00:43:56,387 --> 00:43:59,192
This is nothing but
institutionally mandated
882
00:43:59,193 --> 00:44:00,629
pseudo-genocide!
883
00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:03,367
Thank you for your
passion, Mr. Gallagher.
884
00:44:03,368 --> 00:44:05,304
That was very moving.
885
00:44:05,305 --> 00:44:07,976
The shelter is blessed to
have you as an advocate.
886
00:44:07,977 --> 00:44:09,980
Thank you. I appreciate that.
887
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,118
I-I think we're prepared to take a vote.
888
00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:13,888
Yeah.
889
00:44:13,889 --> 00:44:16,794
All in favor of preserving the
shelter, raise your hand.
890
00:44:16,795 --> 00:44:17,964
Yeah.
891
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,570
Opposed?
892
00:44:22,841 --> 00:44:25,311
So the man who allegedly
took your babies
893
00:44:25,312 --> 00:44:26,313
is their grandfather?
894
00:44:26,314 --> 00:44:27,583
Not all of them. One of them.
895
00:44:27,584 --> 00:44:28,818
The other two are his step-grandchildren
896
00:44:28,819 --> 00:44:30,522
through marriage.
897
00:44:30,523 --> 00:44:33,093
Has the parent of the two
stepchildren been contacted?
898
00:44:33,094 --> 00:44:34,997
I'm here. It's me. The
babies are mine and his.
899
00:44:34,998 --> 00:44:36,433
Yeah, she's my wife.
900
00:44:36,434 --> 00:44:38,103
The guy who took them
is my other wife's dad.
901
00:44:38,104 --> 00:44:40,374
Except she's my wife's wife,
not mine... not legally.
902
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,211
She's my wife, and I'm his wife.
903
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:45,050
So the guy is the stepdad
of your wife's wife?
904
00:44:45,051 --> 00:44:46,854
No, she's... her dad.
905
00:44:46,855 --> 00:44:48,223
He's my father-in-law.
906
00:44:48,224 --> 00:44:49,660
And he doesn't speak any English.
907
00:44:49,661 --> 00:44:51,062
He only speaks Russian.
908
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,599
He has Russian ties to
the Mafia, I think,
909
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,235
and has very disturbing tattoos.
910
00:44:54,236 --> 00:44:57,108
Has he ever threatened to
harm the babies in the past?
911
00:44:57,109 --> 00:44:58,778
Not exactly.
912
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,949
Does he have regular
contact with the babies?
913
00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,018
Well, he sees them every morning,
914
00:45:02,019 --> 00:45:03,186
feeds them breakfast,
915
00:45:03,187 --> 00:45:04,857
speaks to them in Russian,
916
00:45:04,858 --> 00:45:06,994
sings little songs to them.
917
00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:08,698
Is it within the realm of possibility
918
00:45:08,699 --> 00:45:12,539
that he may have simply
taken them for a walk?
919
00:45:18,519 --> 00:45:20,321
My God, a candidate.
920
00:45:21,324 --> 00:45:24,062
Hello. This is Debbie.
921
00:45:24,063 --> 00:45:25,498
Hi. Yes, that's me.
922
00:45:26,868 --> 00:45:30,307
Thank you! I was trying
to make them levitate.
923
00:45:30,308 --> 00:45:31,844
Yeah. For sure.
924
00:45:31,845 --> 00:45:34,583
Um, just text me the address.
925
00:45:34,584 --> 00:45:36,921
Yeah. Sweet.
926
00:45:36,922 --> 00:45:38,758
Me too. Bye.
927
00:45:39,928 --> 00:45:41,530
We got a date!
928
00:45:43,067 --> 00:45:45,004
Yes. They rented a bulldozer.
929
00:45:45,005 --> 00:45:47,409
They're gonna start the
demolition at midnight.
930
00:45:48,545 --> 00:45:51,383
You best be there with cameras
931
00:45:51,384 --> 00:45:53,554
and a pretty news anchor.
932
00:45:53,555 --> 00:45:54,891
You're welcome.
933
00:45:56,862 --> 00:45:58,731
Your stolen babies are back.
934
00:45:58,732 --> 00:46:00,835
Thank God! You...
935
00:46:00,836 --> 00:46:04,142
Our baby patriots! My God!
936
00:46:04,143 --> 00:46:06,479
- Come here!
- Hi, baby!
937
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,419
My goodness. I missed you.
938
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:11,757
We can call off the cops.
939
00:46:11,758 --> 00:46:14,162
Wait. You called the
police on my father?
940
00:46:14,163 --> 00:46:16,266
You know he's illegal.
He could get deported.
941
00:46:16,267 --> 00:46:18,905
- We thought he took the babies.
- You betrayed me.
942
00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:20,040
We weren't thinking straight.
943
00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:21,878
Speaking Russian
944
00:46:24,951 --> 00:46:26,720
Aw...
945
00:46:26,721 --> 00:46:28,691
would you look at that?
946
00:46:28,692 --> 00:46:31,630
It is gift for giving him
job and place to stay
947
00:46:31,631 --> 00:46:33,968
and for allowing him to
be with grandchildren.
948
00:46:33,969 --> 00:46:35,872
We are so sorry. We're total dicks.
949
00:46:35,873 --> 00:46:37,308
Yes.
950
00:46:37,309 --> 00:46:38,978
I need a drink.
951
00:46:38,979 --> 00:46:43,253
Well, two hours and 20 quarters later,
952
00:46:43,254 --> 00:46:45,925
Frank Gallagher has begun a revolution,
953
00:46:45,926 --> 00:46:47,462
and it will be televised.
954
00:46:48,732 --> 00:46:50,134
Hey.
955
00:46:50,135 --> 00:46:52,104
Can you lend me, like, six cases of beer
956
00:46:52,105 --> 00:46:53,608
and 20 bottles of wine?
957
00:46:53,609 --> 00:46:55,778
Also, thrift store on Ogden...
958
00:46:55,779 --> 00:46:58,851
Which one screams illegal booze party?
959
00:46:58,852 --> 00:47:00,454
You okay?
960
00:47:00,455 --> 00:47:04,395
Sure. Except you only come
around when you need something.
961
00:47:04,396 --> 00:47:06,967
I've had a hell of a day.
962
00:47:06,968 --> 00:47:09,573
We haven't really spoken in
weeks, and you waltz in...
963
00:47:09,574 --> 00:47:10,808
No "Hi, how are you?"
964
00:47:10,809 --> 00:47:11,977
Just "Give me beer."
965
00:47:11,978 --> 00:47:14,917
Okay. What about the insane day I had
966
00:47:14,918 --> 00:47:16,119
being manager of Patsy's?
967
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,089
- When did that happen?
- Weeks ago.
968
00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:19,927
You'd have known if you'd
bothered to check in with me.
969
00:47:19,928 --> 00:47:21,630
I was just at your house yesterday.
970
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,101
I suppose you were too busy
kicking Debbie out to notice.
971
00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:26,974
I asked her to get a job
like a responsible human,
972
00:47:26,975 --> 00:47:28,811
not staple a photo of her tits to a pole
973
00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:30,080
with her phone number beneath it
974
00:47:30,081 --> 00:47:31,617
like your wife told her to.
975
00:47:31,618 --> 00:47:33,588
She has a good chest. She should use it.
976
00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,625
Mind your fucking business.
977
00:47:35,626 --> 00:47:37,662
Hey, we have some things
we need to discuss.
978
00:47:37,663 --> 00:47:39,031
We'll do it later.
979
00:47:39,032 --> 00:47:41,102
No, we won't. You're busy.
980
00:47:41,103 --> 00:47:44,442
Babies, a bar, a bride.
981
00:47:44,443 --> 00:47:46,479
No time for me and my shit.
982
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,951
I got a party to plan.
983
00:47:48,952 --> 00:47:52,258
What the hell was that?
984
00:47:52,259 --> 00:47:54,963
Did you see how rude she was to Lana?
985
00:47:54,964 --> 00:47:56,734
Debbie asked Lana for help.
986
00:47:56,735 --> 00:47:59,472
She uses people. You have outgrown her.
987
00:47:59,473 --> 00:48:00,776
Move on.
988
00:48:02,112 --> 00:48:05,317
I'm so sorry she was
such a bitch to you.
989
00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:08,123
And I'm sorry we called
the cops on your daddy.
990
00:48:08,124 --> 00:48:09,793
Sorry is not enough.
991
00:48:09,794 --> 00:48:11,764
In my country, you
insult someone's father,
992
00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:14,169
you get sent to farm to fuck a horse.
993
00:48:15,839 --> 00:48:17,474
Okay, so...
994
00:48:17,475 --> 00:48:21,015
you knew that you were hooking
me up with a shady business?
995
00:48:21,016 --> 00:48:22,852
What's shady?
996
00:48:22,853 --> 00:48:25,725
Those guys are half as smart
as you, and they're loaded.
997
00:48:25,726 --> 00:48:28,029
Yeah, and they're probably
in prison right now.
998
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:31,302
Not for long. They can afford
excellent legal representation.
999
00:48:31,303 --> 00:48:32,471
Yeah, of course they can.
1000
00:48:32,472 --> 00:48:34,475
They got rich screwing people over.
1001
00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:36,045
Do you feel screwed over?
1002
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,582
No. I feel pissed.
1003
00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:39,385
Because you lost your internship?
1004
00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:41,925
No. Because they were stupid
enough to get caught.
1005
00:48:43,361 --> 00:48:45,531
Well, you've got about
three options now.
1006
00:48:45,532 --> 00:48:48,604
One, become one of them on Wall Street.
1007
00:48:48,605 --> 00:48:51,042
Go fuck over some assholes
who have more money
1008
00:48:51,043 --> 00:48:52,311
than they deserve,
1009
00:48:52,312 --> 00:48:54,850
and make yourself a pile in the process.
1010
00:48:54,851 --> 00:48:56,954
And two?
1011
00:48:56,955 --> 00:48:59,726
Work for a nonprofit.
1012
00:48:59,727 --> 00:49:01,530
Do something good for the world.
1013
00:49:01,531 --> 00:49:03,667
Get a degree, teach at a university.
1014
00:49:03,668 --> 00:49:05,538
Snooze through the next 40 years.
1015
00:49:05,539 --> 00:49:07,141
Three?
1016
00:49:07,142 --> 00:49:09,880
Work in the IT Department at Macy's.
1017
00:49:09,881 --> 00:49:12,484
Vacation at Disney. Coach little league.
1018
00:49:12,485 --> 00:49:14,088
Those are my choices?
1019
00:49:14,089 --> 00:49:17,361
What, I get to be a criminal,
or I get to be a schmuck?
1020
00:49:17,362 --> 00:49:21,402
500 students as smart as
you with your background
1021
00:49:21,403 --> 00:49:23,574
walk through my doors.
1022
00:49:23,575 --> 00:49:26,446
None of them smashed my car.
1023
00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:29,351
None of them fucked their professors.
1024
00:49:29,352 --> 00:49:31,088
You want to destroy shit,
1025
00:49:31,089 --> 00:49:33,259
and you want to be rewarded for it.
1026
00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:35,531
So answer this...
1027
00:49:35,532 --> 00:49:37,569
Is it a crime to rip people off
1028
00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:39,640
who are ripping off other people?
1029
00:49:41,310 --> 00:49:44,448
What if I don't want to
spend a lifetime running?
1030
00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:47,120
Who ran when the Feds showed up today?
1031
00:49:47,121 --> 00:49:49,125
- Me.
- Who else?
1032
00:49:49,994 --> 00:49:52,130
Don't run.
1033
00:49:52,131 --> 00:49:55,071
Be the guy who has nothing to run from.
1034
00:49:57,408 --> 00:49:59,746
The system will be rigged
in your favor, Lip,
1035
00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:02,352
'cause you'll be the one rigging it.
1036
00:50:31,744 --> 00:50:34,816
Here you go... a Triple Red
Eye and a Malted Barley Tea.
1037
00:50:34,817 --> 00:50:38,423
Hi.
1038
00:50:38,424 --> 00:50:41,062
Wow. It's really coming down out there.
1039
00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:52,150
Hi! Thanks for coming.
1040
00:50:56,059 --> 00:50:59,633
Hey. Hey. Ooh, you're out so late.
1041
00:50:59,634 --> 00:51:01,637
You hungry? You want a burger?
1042
00:51:03,407 --> 00:51:05,410
Hey, Max, can I get an order of sliders?
1043
00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:10,521
- What's that?
- It's your new ordering system.
1044
00:51:10,522 --> 00:51:12,424
I installed point-of-sale software,
1045
00:51:12,425 --> 00:51:14,328
and it processes credit cards.
1046
00:51:14,329 --> 00:51:18,069
Is that an apology for being a dick?
1047
00:51:18,070 --> 00:51:20,040
Kind of. Yeah.
1048
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:22,244
I'll take it. Thanks.
1049
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:25,751
Debs is posting tear-off flyers
looking for a life partner.
1050
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:26,753
You got to get on that.
1051
00:51:26,754 --> 00:51:28,256
Yikes. Got it.
1052
00:51:28,257 --> 00:51:30,293
Hey! Turn it up!
1053
00:51:31,864 --> 00:51:33,767
Hey!
1054
00:51:49,265 --> 00:51:51,837
Are my spouses ready for punishment?
1055
00:51:51,838 --> 00:51:54,208
Are you sure your dad's not coming down?
1056
00:51:54,209 --> 00:51:57,048
He is dead-drunk on hall
floor. You are safe.
1057
00:51:59,185 --> 00:52:01,523
Damn, baby. I hate to say this,
1058
00:52:01,524 --> 00:52:04,394
but you make one fine-looking horsie.
1059
00:52:04,395 --> 00:52:07,100
I thought this would feel sexier.
1060
00:52:07,101 --> 00:52:08,637
Make him trot.
1061
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,500
Why do I have to wear the saddle?
1062
00:52:25,672 --> 00:52:27,608
I'm a concerned father
1063
00:52:27,609 --> 00:52:30,748
who only wants a better
life for his family,
1064
00:52:30,749 --> 00:52:34,421
and you monsters want
to tear it from me.
1065
00:52:34,422 --> 00:52:35,925
Well, I'm a fighter.
1066
00:52:35,926 --> 00:52:39,766
You will have to rip
me from this railing
1067
00:52:39,767 --> 00:52:42,672
with a... An army of billionaires.
1068
00:52:42,673 --> 00:52:45,443
I ask you, what kind of a
city do we want to live in?
1069
00:52:45,444 --> 00:52:48,650
How about a city that loves its people?
1070
00:52:48,651 --> 00:52:50,186
All people!
1071
00:52:50,187 --> 00:52:52,123
Addicts and thieves
1072
00:52:52,124 --> 00:52:54,494
and teen boys who suck
cock for a living.
1073
00:52:54,495 --> 00:52:58,402
Holy shit. Patsy's made,
like, 1,500 tonight.
1074
00:52:58,403 --> 00:52:59,505
How'd you do in tips?
1075
00:52:59,506 --> 00:53:02,010
- I got two bills.
- Damn!
1076
00:53:02,011 --> 00:53:04,282
Hump her on the table, why don't you?
1077
00:53:06,152 --> 00:53:08,289
- That doesn't bother you?
- Why would it?
1078
00:53:08,290 --> 00:53:10,160
We're not dating. We just
hit it every now and then.
1079
00:53:11,831 --> 00:53:13,500
Hey, Debs, you're late!
1080
00:53:13,501 --> 00:53:15,336
You missed a kick-ass party.
1081
00:53:15,337 --> 00:53:17,440
I had a date. Just ended.
1082
00:53:17,441 --> 00:53:18,710
A little sexy time?
1083
00:53:18,711 --> 00:53:20,514
Not at all.
1084
00:53:20,515 --> 00:53:23,452
Did you know that "Jenga" is
the Swahili word for "build"?
1085
00:53:23,453 --> 00:53:24,989
And that Candy Land
1086
00:53:24,990 --> 00:53:27,862
was invented by a school
teacher recovering from polio?
1087
00:53:27,863 --> 00:53:28,964
I did not.
1088
00:53:28,965 --> 00:53:31,035
Exactly. And do you know why?
1089
00:53:31,036 --> 00:53:32,972
Because nobody gives a shit.
1090
00:53:32,973 --> 00:53:35,811
Is this one of your life-partner folks?
1091
00:53:35,812 --> 00:53:38,884
- I'm starving.
- That food costs money, Debs.
1092
00:53:38,885 --> 00:53:40,486
Why am I the only one in the family
1093
00:53:40,487 --> 00:53:42,424
you haven't offered a job to?
1094
00:53:42,425 --> 00:53:44,529
You'd listen to me? Do what I ask?
1095
00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:46,599
Come in when I tell you
to? I'd be your boss.
1096
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,436
You'd take orders from me?
1097
00:53:48,437 --> 00:53:50,406
No.
1098
00:53:50,407 --> 00:53:52,712
Just add it to my tab.
1099
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:38,637
Reporting live
1100
00:54:38,638 --> 00:54:40,641
from an incredibly dire
situation happening right now
1101
00:54:40,642 --> 00:54:42,645
in one of Chicago's
poorest neighborhoods.
1102
00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:45,249
Behind me, a shelter on
the verge of destruction.
1103
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:48,657
Its residents about to
be homeless yet again.
1104
00:54:48,658 --> 00:54:51,261
But while the fate of the
shelter is critical,
1105
00:54:51,262 --> 00:54:55,103
one local hero has
decided to take a stand.
1106
00:54:55,104 --> 00:54:57,508
- Fucking Frank!
- Fuck you, Frank!
1107
00:54:57,509 --> 00:54:59,679
Idiot.
1108
00:54:59,681 --> 00:55:04,716
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