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Long ago
in a distant land,
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I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
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unleashed an unspeakable evil,
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but a foolish Samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
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stepped forth to oppose me.
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Before the final blow was struck,
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I tore open a portal in time
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and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
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Now the fool seeks to return to the past
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and undo the future that is Aku.
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack Jack
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♪ Gotta get back,
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♪ Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Watch out ♪
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I would like some hot water, please.
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Over there.
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Thank you.
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♪ All right
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♪ All right
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♪ All right ♪
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Wassup, yo?
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Da Samurai is in the Hisserie house!
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Da da da da Samurai.
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That's right. Mm-hmm.
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Ain't no bout adout that.
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Don't call me bad.
Call me badder.
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I'm the Samurai dude who invented rude.
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There ain't no stoppin'
this booty-kicking brother.
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And this here is my mama.
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Don't you be talkin' bad 'bout my mama,
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or she'll give you a whoopin'.
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Ain't that right, mama?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
That's right, baby.
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'Cause... I... Am...
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Da Samurai!
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Catch, sucka.
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Wassup, fellas?
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Nice hat.
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That's better.
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Yeah! Now, that's
what I'm talking 'bout.
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Mmm!
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Hey, what kind of swill
are you trying to serve me?
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Now, you lucky I'm in a good mood,
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'cause mama would knock you out.
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Well, hello.
I didn't see you up on the menu.
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You must be the chef's special,
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'cause you sure ain't no appetizer!
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Hey, now!
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Release the female.
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'Scuze me, darlin'.
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It's whoopin' time.
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Whoo! Hiya! Ah-zo!
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Yu-hizza! Whop!
Hey! Whop whop!
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Hey, hey!
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Look out!
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It's helicopter time.
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Uh-oh. Here it comes.
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Uh... The crazy eight!
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Ha ha!
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Then there's the sucker punch.
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Did you look up... pow!
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Sucka!
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Yeah! And finally,
the monk dunk!
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Monk...
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Dunk!
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Any more suckas want to mess with me?
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Huh? Oh, you want some?
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Huh?
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That's right!
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Nobody messes with Da Samurai.
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Now, gimme something I can really drink.
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Yes. Yes, sir.
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Bounty hunters!
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Samurai Jack!
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Yes, Samurai, it is I.
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These are my newest
and mightiest assassins.
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Bye-bye, Samurai.
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Destroy him. Destroy him!
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More hot water,
please.
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So you're Samurai Jack, huh?
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The poser who's been biting my style.
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Nah, nah, that's all right, son.
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You looked pretty good out there.
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Your little moves be lookin' all right...
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Almost as good as mine.
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Thank you.
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Say what? Say what?
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Yo, no, don't you turn your back
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and walk away from me.
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Didn't you hear who I am?
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I believe everyone heard who you are.
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Say what?
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Ah... Snap!
It's like that, huh?
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Well, here's a 4-1-1,
Samurai Jack.
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I am Da Samurai,
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and, you see,
you are a Samurai,
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but there can only be one Samurai,
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so me and you are gonna throw down,
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and after me and mama
whoop your sorry butt,
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I will be the one and only Samurai.
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Excuse me.
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May I please have some more hot water?
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I guess so.
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Thank you.
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You got to be kidding me.
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You know,
I think I done figured it out.
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You're scared to fight me!
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You don't want none of this.
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That's right,
isn't it?
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Ha ha! Hey!
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Thank you very much.
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I'm sorry.
Can I bring you anything, sir?
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Yeah...
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Lookin' for this?
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Heh heh heh!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ahhh!
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Very well.
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Ha ha ha!
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Well, let's get this party started, fool.
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- Outside.
- Huh?
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We will fight outside...
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in the shadow of leaves.
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What?
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Yeah, but it's raining...
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Oh, I get it.
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I wouldn't want to spoil
your reputation for you.
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Ha ha ha!
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All right, Jack.
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Draw.
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What the heck is that?
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It is your weapon.
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Man, I didn't say I wanted to go fishin'.
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You got to be kiddin' me with that.
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Heh heh heh! You crazy.
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I like it. I do like it.
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Draw your weapon and quit stallin'.
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Baby, I'm ready to get maulin'!
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It is your weapon
that remains to be drawn.
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Man, I said I ain't gonna fight you
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with that old toothpick.
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You have not yet earned the right
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to face my blade.
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Uh... Yo.
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All right, fine.
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I'll earn your blade.
Now, come on!
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Well, come on!
I ain't got all night!
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Got to save some time for the honeys.
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He who runs with aggression
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walks without dignity.
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Now I see your tactics.
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You gonna bore me to death.
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Ay-yi-yi!
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You can never defeat another
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if you know not how to defeat yourself.
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Man, what is this,
story time?
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Ow, man!
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Oh, I'm gonna tear you a new...
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Ooh!
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You know how much I paid for those things?
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He who wears a mask
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cannot see what lies within himself.
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Now, what the heck
is that supposed to mean?
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I'll teach you to play me the fool!
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Why, you...
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Aaahhh!
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The shell of an oyster
only hides the pearl inside.
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Heh heh heh!
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What kind of...
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Ha! I'm finished playing around
with these old silly sticks.
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When I finish you off,
I'm gonna do it with a man's weapon,
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- not some old...
- Shh!
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Don't you be shushing me when I'm talking!
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Now, I told you that I'm...
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Be quiet!
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Later, Jack!
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Man!
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I guess I...
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I guess I ain't so bad after all.
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Man, that was pretty amazing.
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Look out!
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You have taken the first step
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toward the true path
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to the way of the Samurai.
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Yo, sensei!
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What's the second lesson?
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What's tomorrow...
three and four?
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You got a videotape I can look at?
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Gimme some homework, man!
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Should I just think
positive thoughts? Wassup?
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Jack, Jack,
Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack Jack
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out ♪