Long ago in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time,
and flung him into the future
where my evil is law!
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku!
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack Watch out
♪ Gotta get back Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Watch out
Yeah, and so I was saying...
Whoa! Look out, man!
How much did you say this was?
It's free!
Looks like there's a storm brewing.
Indeed. How much for the soup?
Was it the fish?
No. Chicken.
Thank you.
Oh, excuse me. I did not see you there.
That's it!
People, always bumping into me.
Always!
Oh, great. Just what I wanted to do today.
Go get another manicure.
Hey, you dirty chicken!
Look what you did to my pant leg!
I'll show you.
Please. I wish you no harm.
This is the silliest chicken
I've ever seen in my life!
Hmm.
Could it be?
No.
That sound.
You! You in the robe!
I demand that you cease your walking this instant.
You look like a good chicken,
and I know a good chicken when I see one.
It's time, chicken.
All right, you swines.
The chicken pays two to one.
Place your bets.
You going nowhere, chicken.
You'll fight till you win
or you die!
Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
Chicken!
He's okay. He's okay.
Get up! Get up! Get up!
He's injured. Bring out the finisher.
But... But that's two opponents at once.
That's... That's cheating.
Do it!
It's always me.
I always have to get the finisher.
Every time. "Do this. Do that.
"Go get the finisher."
I always have to!
Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
Of course.
How thoughtless of me.
I almost forgot about the lasagna.
Silly me.
Huh?
What's the matter? Can't you read?
May I come in?
Uh, why, yes.
Yes, of course!
Please, have a seat.
Yeah, yeah, sure. You're probably wondering
why the biggest fight promoter in the business
is paying a personal visit
to a bum like youse.
Well, the answer's simple.
I'm offering your chicken
the main event.
The main event?
Huh. Here's my card.
I take it I'll see you there
with your chicken.
Oh, and another thing.
If you're going to play with the big boys,
try dressing like one.
Sure thing! You got it! No problem!
Did you hear that, chicken?
"Play with the big boys."
Looks like this is the place.
Yes, this is the place.
Magnificent.
Well, what do you think, chicken?
Maybe next time, we find you a new leash.
Hey! Why don't you watch where you're going?
You almost stepped on my champion.
Ah, you're back.
What'll it be? The chicken, right?
No! No chicken!
Ahem. I mean, no, thank you.
Actually, I would like to try the shrimp today instead.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack Watch out
♪ Gotta get back Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack ♪ Watch out ♪