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Long ago in a distant land,
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I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
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unleashed an unspeakable evil!
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But a foolish samurai warrior
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wielding a magic sword
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stepped forth to oppose me.
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Before the final blow was struck,
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I tore open a portal in time,
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and flung him into the future
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where my evil is law!
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Now the fool seeks to return to the past
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and undo the future that is Aku!
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♪ Gotta get back
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♪ Back to the past
Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Gotta get back
Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Gotta get back
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
Watch out
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Yeah, and so I was saying...
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Whoa! Look out, man!
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How much did you say this was?
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It's free!
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Looks like there's a storm brewing.
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Indeed. How much
for the soup?
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Was it the fish?
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No. Chicken.
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Thank you.
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Oh, excuse me.
I did not see you there.
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That's it!
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People, always bumping into me.
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Always!
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Oh, great. Just what
I wanted to do today.
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Go get another manicure.
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Hey, you dirty chicken!
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Look what you did to my pant leg!
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I'll show you.
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Please. I wish you
no harm.
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This is the silliest chicken
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I've ever seen in my life!
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Hmm.
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Could it be?
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No.
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That sound.
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You! You in the robe!
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I demand that you cease
your walking this instant.
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You look like a good chicken,
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and I know a good chicken when I see one.
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It's time, chicken.
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All right, you swines.
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The chicken pays two to one.
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Place your bets.
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Place your bets.
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You going nowhere,
chicken.
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You'll fight till you win
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or you die!
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Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
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Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
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Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
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Chicken!
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He's okay. He's okay.
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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He's injured.
Bring out the finisher.
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But... But that's
two opponents at once.
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That's... That's cheating.
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Do it!
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It's always me.
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I always have to get the finisher.
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Every time.
"Do this. Do that.
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"Go get the finisher."
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I always have to!
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Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
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Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
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Of course.
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How thoughtless of me.
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I almost forgot about the lasagna.
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Silly me.
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Huh?
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What's the matter?
Can't you read?
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May I come in?
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Uh, why, yes.
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Yes, of course!
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Please, have a seat.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
You're probably wondering
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why the biggest fight promoter
in the business
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is paying a personal visit
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to a bum like youse.
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Well, the answer's simple.
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I'm offering your chicken
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the main event.
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The main event?
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Huh. Here's my card.
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I take it I'll see you there
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with your chicken.
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Oh, and another thing.
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If you're going to play with the big boys,
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try dressing like one.
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Sure thing! You got it!
No problem!
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Did you hear that, chicken?
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"Play with the big boys."
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Looks like this is the place.
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Yes, this is the place.
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Magnificent.
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Well, what do you think, chicken?
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Maybe next time,
we find you a new leash.
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Hey! Why don't you watch
where you're going?
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You almost stepped on my champion.
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Ah, you're back.
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What'll it be?
The chicken, right?
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No! No chicken!
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Ahem. I mean,
no, thank you.
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Actually, I would like to
try the shrimp today instead.
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Gotta get back
Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Gotta get back
Back to the past
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♪ Samurai Jack
Watch out
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Gotta get back
Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪