Long ago in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future, where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack,
♪ Gotta get back
♪ back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack,
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack,
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Samurai Jack ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Move it, slave!
Pick it up!
Don't worry.
You'll get used to it soon enough.
- What do you mean? - Silence!
No talking, slave!
Halt!
What is--
No talking!
It is no use.
There is no escape.
What is this place?
Why have we been brought here?
These things are of no importance now.
When daybreak comes, you will fight,
And then you will be no more.
What?
He's right.
None can survive in the dome of doom.
Come on, wake up! It's showtime!
Come on, move it!
And now, without any delay,
The first challenger of the day.
Weighing in at 280 septiles...
Poogle the Pitiful.
Facing the 12-time champion of the ring,
the minister of agony, the baron of brutality,
the coroner of carnage, the dealer of destruction,
Gordo the Gruesome!
Well, how about that, folks?
That was a pretty long round for Gordo the Gruesome.
Bring out the next challenger!
Introducing our next opponent, weighing in at a mere...
Well, there you have it, folks.
Welcome
to the dome of doom!
Our talent search has spread throughout the universe
to bring you only the finest quality of challenger,
to battle the greatest of champions.
No victory is too small.
No wound is too great.
No weapon is illegal.
And now, the dome of doom presents for your pleasure,
Two Sandals the Treacherous!
Gordo, we call upon you to destroy this vile villain.
Prepare to suffer, Two Sandals the Treacherous!
I will beat you like a drum!
I will hang you out like laundry!
And now without any further...
I am the master mechanic, the alpha, and omega!
I will put a hurting on you, slave!
I'm gonna tear you up into little shreds,
And then I'm gonna take those shreds and tear 'em up into little shreds!
I will make your mother cry!
I will make your aunt Edna
from Webershoot proper south of Barnaby cry!
Are your ready for pain, Two Sandals?
I am not intimidated by your shouting.
A true warrior fights not with words, but with--
This, this is unprecedented, but wait.
Oh, yes.
It looks like he's gone primal on us, folks!
This is it!
Oh, this is unwitnessable.
Nobody has ever knocked down Gordo.
He's out!
I... I have nothing to say.
Except...
Bring out the next champion!
Deep from within the deepest abyss
of the seventh ocean of Amalgamus
arose a champion of unimaginable proportions.
Half machine, half flesh, all terror!
The Aqualizer!
Dome of doom, once more have you summoned me.
To answer your call,
I have risen from the depths of the abyss
to conquer the ring.
And to put an end to this lowly amateur.
Do not fear!
I have traveled the seven seas,
and conquered far greater foes than this mere contender.
Help me.
Help!
Doom! Doom!
The crowd calls upon you, Two Sandals
to put the doom on the Aqualizer.
No. I will not participate
in this senseless violence any longer.
You'll have to get your entertainment elsewhere.
This is a dark moment indeed.
Not only has he insulted the ring,
he has insulted us!
We will show no more mercy to this two-sandaled heathen.
Introducing the champion to end all champions,
weighing in at a mere 700 tons,
I give you...
Sumoto!
I will not fight.
Then you will be destroyed.
I will not fight you, Sumoto.
It's the Sumoto swan dive.
No challenger has ever survived.
Thank you, Sumoto,
for putting the doom back in the dome of doom.
Hai.
It... It can't be.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
It looks like Sumoto's...
Ticklish?
This is incongruous.
Inconceivable! Inexcusable!
Very well, then.
If no one champion can bring him down,
then bring out all the champions!
May I present Torto!
Myotis!
The Claw!
Raptor!
Mr. Roboto!
And finally... Ganeesh!
This must end once and for all.
Let the carnage...
begin!
A wise man knows everything.
But so does everybody.
You can hide, but you cannot run.
A true coward runs not from his opponent,
but from himself.
Many receive advice.
Only the wise profit by it.
Two Sandals! Two Sandals!
Enough!
Is this what you call entertainment?
The senseless slaughter of innocents?
No more!
Set the slaves free!
Set them free.
Uh, ah, yes, yes. Of course. Ha ha ha!
From now on,
there will be no more fighting
for your entertainment.
You heard him. You're free.
Now get outta here. Go on, get!
You.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack ♪ Watch out ♪