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Previously on AMC's "Preacher"...
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I have to go get him something.
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What? A soul.
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You won't even miss it.
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He's your dad, isn't he?
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No, he's my son.
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- He touched me.
- It's yours.
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Get on your knees.
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Guys wearing white suits. It
was a religious organization
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with designs on world domination.
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Shit.
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Ow!
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This one's for you, Charlie.
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Oh, crap!
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Time is running out!
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It won't be long now!
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Y'all can try to ignore it.
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But it's gonna be hard to
ignore when your face is on fire!
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It's all about to be over. Over!
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Over!
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Look for the signs,
you sorry sonsabitches.
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'Cause shit is about to get real!
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No God.
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No men in white suits. No nothin'.
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Maybe I was wrong about this place.
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Maybe it was a bad idea.
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No. New Orleans is never
a bad idea, all right.
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Look, there's more to the city
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than bloody jazz and
almost getting killed.
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I think we should just take
a break, have some fun. Yeah?
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I know Denis knows what I'm talking
about, isn't that right, Denis?
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What do you think?
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Me? I-I'm up for whatever.
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I know just the place.
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Ten, nine, eight...
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seven, six, five, four...
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three, two, boom.
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Yeah!
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Hold up. Hold up. Excuse me. Excuse me.
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All's you got to do...
is get shot and stand up?!
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Heck, my boyfriend will do that!
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What? Wh... Uh, no. I-I'm
not sure I want to do that.
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Oh, come on!
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It's like a what? Like
a bee sting, right?
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Yeah. Like a bee sting.
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Excuse me. Hold on now. Hold on.
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What do you think the good
Lord would say about this?
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I think he'd say, "Go
back to your choir boys
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and mind your own business, preacher."
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Listen to your hearts, men.
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Ask yourselves,
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"Is this really the right thing to do?"
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize this was ladies' night!
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Now, I got a bunch of money.
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You got a bunch of guns.
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So why don't y'all stop
being a bunch of bitches
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and shoot my boyfriend.
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What's your pleasure?
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Ooh.
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Um...
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the big ones pay more, right?
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Okay.
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So, in that case...
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Why not choose the biggest one?
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The biggest?
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If you have such a love for money
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and so little love for life,
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why not pick the biggest one they got?
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Or maybe it's ladies' night, after all.
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I think one of the smaller...
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All right. Biggest one it is.
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You got it.
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Oh, dear God.
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You got this. Okay?
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Remember, just hold your breath.
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And I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Uh...
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All right, gentle...
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Sweetie?
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Sweetie? Honey?
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He's gone.
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What?
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No-o-o-o-o-o!
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Someone call the police.
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You're all witnesses.
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I call upon your
Christian sense of decency
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to stand up and give your account.
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Here.
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You okay?
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Are you kidding me?
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Open bar.
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In new footage from the
Nghe An province of Vietnam,
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we're witnessing what some
are referring to as a miracle
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and what others are
dismissing as a simple hoax.
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Home.
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I am having fun.
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Yeah. That kiss with
Cass looked pretty fun.
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Very convincing.
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Yeah.
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Come on. You'll sleep tonight.
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I don't want to sleep, Jesse.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
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What is your problem?
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Ever since The Saint...
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What's your problem, huh?
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Let's go.
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Let's just go yourself.
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- You can't just...
- You can't just...
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- repeat everything...
- repeat everything...
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- I say.
- I say.
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That's not a comeback.
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He's gone, right?
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You sent him back to Hell?
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He's gone.
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Come on.
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Let's go home.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?
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The night's still young!
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We haven't even drank the Armagnac yet!
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Bollocks.
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Sorry about that, Dennis.
Go on. You were saying...
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Yeah. I'm happy, too.
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All right?
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Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing.
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This man has been trying to
tell you that he's very unhappy.
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Yeah? And what the hell
would you know about it?
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I'm a French professor from Tulane.
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Oh, right.
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Would you, uh... would
you mind, Professor?
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Well, he... And my condolences...
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Says that he is dying.
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What?
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Congestive, uh, heart disease.
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He's been telling you that...
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you've been an awful, uh,
selfish, absent father.
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Uh, he keeps repeating
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that there's something
you can do, though,
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that would make it all up to him.
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Yeah? W-What is it? I-I'll do anything.
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He says that he wants to live forever.
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And he thinks that you
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What?!
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No. No. No!
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No. Absolutely... Absolutely not.
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Do you hear me?
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No.
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He said then, um, he
will die hating you.
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Yeah. Most people do.
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Meanwhile, media specialists speculate
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that this may be simply
a viral marketing ploy,
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publicizing an as-yet-unrevealed film
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or perhaps a weight-loss drug.
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Yes, it's serious.
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They're praying to a pig.
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This will require resources.
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Prep the invalid scientist.
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Mm!
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Mnh. No, no.
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I expect we'll need
an extra 30 operatives,
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all fully equipped with, uh...
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Second thought, never mind.
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I have the situation under control.
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You missed a spot.
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I-I-I-I'm so sorry.
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Don't worry, little boy.
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I was young and careless...
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once.
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Klaus Helmut Starr.
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Born... Hamburg, Germany.
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Only child of parents
killed in a plane crash.
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Orphaned at age 4.
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Currently lieutenant-colonel of
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Germany's GSG 9 elite
antiterrorism unit,
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where your exploits were...
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numerous.
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How was your flight?
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I hope you found the
hotel accommodating.
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I was told there'd be women.
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Women?
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A high-end brothel staffed
entirely by Ukrainian runaways.
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There will be women... in
time, if that's your desire.
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But it's my impression, Herr Starr,
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that what you really want is...
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"to sweep the streets clean
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of the parasites that befoul our society
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and create a civilization
based on the principles
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of absolute order and
uncompromising discipline."
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Your words, I believe.
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What if I told you
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that our organization feels
exactly the same way you do?
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Like a 10-inch dick,
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I'd need to see it to believe it.
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And maybe you shall.
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Tell me...
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Are you Christian, Herr Starr?
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Does it make a difference?
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This is just the first step
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in our organization's
rigorous screening process.
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Only the most deserving...
And, yes, pious...
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Candidates will be considered.
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Then I am very much...
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a Christian.
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He's one of mine.
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Shit. Shit!
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Shit. Shit.
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Time's up.
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"Hear me! And tremble
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and know the signs of the world to come!
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Look for the changes,
for things impossible.
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The dying land, the falling sky,
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the beasts of the field
thrown into confusion."
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Hey. How'd you sleep?
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I dreamt about him again.
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And Cassidy's fingers...
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falling like French fries on TV.
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I'm sorry.
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You were late.
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You almost didn't make it.
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I know. I... I mean, if it
hadn't been for Cassidy...
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I had my hands pretty full myself.
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I got back, I stopped him, that's it.
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Can't you feel it, Jesse?
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Hmm?
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That... That "something's
not right" feeling?
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No, I can't.
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I don't know what to tell you, Tulip.
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna go talk to a man
about the end of the world.
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You want to come?
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'Course you don't.
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- Where's Cassidy?
- I don't know.
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Oh, bollocks. Not again.
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Today...
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you will compete in a series of trials
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designed to test your abilities.
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You have all been
selected because you are,
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simply put, the best.
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The strongest. The
smartest. The most able.
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And yet, only one of you
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will prove worthy
enough to join our ranks.
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But before we begin,
are there any questions?
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Do you validate parking?
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No, we do not.
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ã12 an hour, and you don't validate?
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It's standard policy.
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Then it should have been
clearly stated as such beforehand
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so that I may have found street parking,
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or... more likely, given the
failure of this organization
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to in any way convenience
me... Not come at all.
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Validate his car.
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But Starr,
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from here on out, we do the testing.
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We've come a long way when it
comes to weapons of warfare.
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But sometimes,
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there is no substitution
for hand-to-hand violence.
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Starr. You're up.
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I want everyone to know that
what is about to transpire,
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00:27:17,247 --> 00:27:19,388
I take no pleasure in it.
275
00:27:21,219 --> 00:27:22,682
And...
276
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,393
What the hell are you doing?!
277
00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:36,496
What does it look like?
I'm self-consummating.
278
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:37,531
Ugh.
279
00:27:43,305 --> 00:27:45,105
Very good.
280
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:49,276
Please, take note that a distraction,
281
00:27:49,311 --> 00:27:51,144
no matter how unseemly,
282
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:55,114
can very often be the thing that
turns the tide in your favor.
283
00:28:01,323 --> 00:28:03,590
Since the days of Cleopatra,
284
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:08,494
sexuality has been a weapon
deployed to gain leverage.
285
00:28:08,544 --> 00:28:12,146
This is the art of seduction.
286
00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:18,171
I know we come from different sides.
287
00:28:18,206 --> 00:28:20,806
But I think... No, I know...
288
00:28:20,841 --> 00:28:23,775
We can put all that behind us.
289
00:28:23,811 --> 00:28:29,147
We can make something beautiful and new.
290
00:28:33,821 --> 00:28:35,521
All you have to do...
291
00:28:35,556 --> 00:28:40,291
is meet me at the train
station with the microfiche.
292
00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:43,862
And... time.
293
00:28:44,898 --> 00:28:46,732
Whew. Um...
294
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,367
anyone know where I can get
a copy of that microfiche?
295
00:28:50,871 --> 00:28:53,671
Yes. Very good indeed. Starr?
296
00:29:03,383 --> 00:29:05,383
And... go.
297
00:29:06,853 --> 00:29:09,387
I told you already, Mr. Peterson,
298
00:29:09,422 --> 00:29:12,223
the answer is "no."
299
00:29:12,258 --> 00:29:14,458
I shouldn't even be
meeting you right now.
300
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,996
Give me the microfiche, you bitch,
301
00:29:19,031 --> 00:29:21,095
or I'll kill you and your family.
302
00:30:00,237 --> 00:30:03,906
Two final candidates.
303
00:30:03,941 --> 00:30:07,109
One last opportunity
to prove your worth.
304
00:30:09,146 --> 00:30:11,113
Proceed.
305
00:30:24,094 --> 00:30:25,227
Good luck.
306
00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:49,317
Welcome to The Grail.
307
00:30:49,352 --> 00:30:51,154
"The Grail"?
308
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,487
Please, Herr Starr, have a seat.
309
00:30:57,193 --> 00:30:59,760
For over 2,000 years,
310
00:30:59,795 --> 00:31:04,798
this organization has been at
the very heart of world affairs.
311
00:31:04,834 --> 00:31:09,035
What do you think is the
source of our enduring power?
312
00:31:09,071 --> 00:31:12,673
I would imagine a combination
of economic influence
313
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:14,608
and sexual blackmail.
314
00:31:14,643 --> 00:31:16,377
Some, of course.
315
00:31:16,412 --> 00:31:20,280
But the true inspiration
316
00:31:20,315 --> 00:31:24,951
of our authority is...
317
00:31:28,223 --> 00:31:30,023
Christ.
318
00:31:30,058 --> 00:31:31,491
Hmm.
319
00:31:32,494 --> 00:31:34,694
You seem disappointed.
320
00:31:34,729 --> 00:31:39,699
I was hoping for something more
in the vein of atomic warfare,
321
00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:42,001
not myths and legends.
322
00:31:42,036 --> 00:31:43,903
This is no myth.
323
00:31:43,938 --> 00:31:45,137
Christ lives on.
324
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,306
Yes, yes, he lives in our hearts.
325
00:31:47,341 --> 00:31:48,808
No, Herr Starr.
326
00:31:48,843 --> 00:31:52,578
Christ lives in a top-secret location
327
00:31:52,614 --> 00:31:55,114
guarded by machine guns.
328
00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,551
Does he?
329
00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:01,420
Yes.
330
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:05,991
You see, before he sacrificed
himself for our sins,
331
00:32:06,027 --> 00:32:12,330
our Lord gave a final
gift to humanity...
332
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,198
He fathered a child.
333
00:32:19,139 --> 00:32:22,674
For generations, The Grail
has protected this holy lineage
334
00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:26,311
in preparation for one event...
335
00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:28,413
The End Of The World.
336
00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:32,317
Only God knows exactly
when, but it will be soon.
337
00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:36,454
We have been assured from
sources at the highest levels.
338
00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:39,623
And The Grail will be ready.
339
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:45,796
And at the exact moment
that hope is abandoned,
340
00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:50,468
our Savior will reveal Himself
to the frightened masses.
341
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,204
Ingenious.
342
00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:55,940
The world on its knees,
343
00:32:55,975 --> 00:33:01,111
begging for direction like
the ugly girl at a gang bang.
344
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,050
Your uniform.
345
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:14,891
Some of the men find it a bit...
346
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,826
flamboyant.
347
00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:20,396
It's...
348
00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,999
spectacular.
349
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:31,529
May I ask, what would be my
specific role in all this?
350
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,444
The Samson Unit of The Grail
handles the false prophets,
351
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,147
contenders to Christ's throne.
352
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:41,850
Our job is to rid the world
of their competing narratives.
353
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:45,754
Charlemagne. Lincoln. Belushi.
354
00:33:45,789 --> 00:33:48,024
You name it.
355
00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:50,259
You...
356
00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:52,293
will be my right-hand man.
357
00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:58,265
The Grail killed Abraham Lincoln?
358
00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:01,468
Mm. Yes, we did.
359
00:34:01,504 --> 00:34:04,005
And why did we do that?
360
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:10,945
He preserved the Union,
won the war, sense of humor.
361
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:13,580
His polling was probably
through the roof.
362
00:34:15,451 --> 00:34:18,652
Something tells me you're
going to do great things here,
363
00:34:18,687 --> 00:34:19,953
Herr Starr.
364
00:34:22,777 --> 00:34:26,111
Thank you for this opportunity.
365
00:35:13,749 --> 00:35:15,282
Blood, people!
366
00:35:15,318 --> 00:35:16,851
Blood and brains
367
00:35:16,886 --> 00:35:20,254
and people screaming
until their lungs hurt.
368
00:35:20,289 --> 00:35:22,256
That's how bad it's gonna be!
369
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:25,259
That is what's coming!
370
00:35:25,294 --> 00:35:27,789
So... watch your asses.
371
00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:30,893
I'm taking five. Don't
forget the beer bucket.
372
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:35,467
_
373
00:35:35,671 --> 00:35:37,872
Ah, Father!
374
00:35:37,907 --> 00:35:40,841
I noticed you standing there.
375
00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:45,479
Always good to see a
fellow soldier for the Lord.
376
00:35:45,514 --> 00:35:46,813
Question for you?
377
00:35:46,849 --> 00:35:48,648
Hit me.
378
00:35:50,686 --> 00:35:53,953
Are you crazy or just a con man?
379
00:35:53,989 --> 00:35:55,689
And those are my only two choices?
380
00:35:55,724 --> 00:35:58,358
'Cause I normally describe myself as
381
00:35:58,394 --> 00:36:02,161
a "left-handed alcoholic
sinner child of God."
382
00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,267
I didn't mean to insult you.
383
00:36:07,302 --> 00:36:11,070
It's just, I've been wondering
about the end of the world.
384
00:36:13,641 --> 00:36:16,475
Well...
385
00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:19,211
buy me a beer. We'll wonder together.
386
00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:21,781
Sorry again about the confusion.
387
00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:25,350
Ever since the carts
started operating in tandem,
388
00:36:25,386 --> 00:36:27,553
you'd be surprised
how much this happens.
389
00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:29,221
Mm. I'm used to it.
390
00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:32,524
Alcohol and a lack of vital
signs'll do it to ya every time.
391
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:43,635
Aw. Poor people.
392
00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:47,239
I'd rather be them than him.
393
00:36:50,777 --> 00:36:52,877
Yeah.
394
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:26,910
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
395
00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:29,737
six, five, fo...
396
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:47,197
I'm real sorry about
your boyfriend, ma'am.
397
00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,431
Terrible loss.
398
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:54,570
Y'all should be sorry.
399
00:37:54,613 --> 00:37:57,079
We robbed you assholes blind.
400
00:37:58,242 --> 00:37:59,976
That wasn't my boyfriend.
401
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:03,112
And he wasn't dead.
402
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:07,249
We came in here, played y'all
for the idiots y'all are...
403
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,553
took your money, and drank your beer.
404
00:38:11,588 --> 00:38:15,057
So put your Goddamn hats back on.
405
00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:19,928
And tell me which one of you
banjo-diddling little bitches
406
00:38:19,963 --> 00:38:25,401
has got the balls to
earn your money back.
407
00:38:56,799 --> 00:39:03,136
Ten, nine, eight,
seven, six, five, four...
408
00:39:12,090 --> 00:39:13,781
Again.
409
00:39:21,323 --> 00:39:25,358
So. The world's ending, huh?
410
00:39:25,394 --> 00:39:28,061
Mm-hmm.
411
00:39:28,097 --> 00:39:33,500
Why? What makes you say that?
412
00:39:33,535 --> 00:39:36,636
Common sense. Science.
413
00:39:36,671 --> 00:39:39,505
The world's been
ending since it started.
414
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:41,506
That's not an answer.
415
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:44,342
What's the question?
416
00:39:44,377 --> 00:39:47,245
What are you looking for? Proof?
417
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,347
Well, that's what you're
advertising here, right?
418
00:39:49,382 --> 00:39:51,549
"Signs of the Apocalypse" and all that?
419
00:39:51,585 --> 00:39:54,853
Ah...
420
00:39:54,888 --> 00:39:56,921
that's mostly just metaphor.
421
00:39:59,292 --> 00:40:03,595
I hear things. I see things.
422
00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:09,000
People come up to me, they
say all sorts of crazy stuff.
423
00:40:09,035 --> 00:40:11,836
And there has been an uptick
ever since Tom Cruise exploded,
424
00:40:11,871 --> 00:40:13,638
no question.
425
00:40:15,374 --> 00:40:16,741
The Cubs winning...
426
00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:21,578
Trump, this... This flying pig.
427
00:40:21,614 --> 00:40:25,149
That's real wrath of God stuff, right?
428
00:40:25,184 --> 00:40:29,520
But sooner or later, there's
always an explanation...
429
00:40:29,555 --> 00:40:36,527
Strong pitching, KGB
interference, whatever.
430
00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:41,565
In the end, there's
always a good reason.
431
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,702
So you're just out here
scaring people? For money?
432
00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,737
They're already scared.
433
00:40:47,773 --> 00:40:50,606
They come listen to me talk
about the end of the world
434
00:40:50,642 --> 00:40:52,308
so they can worry about that instead of
435
00:40:52,343 --> 00:40:54,077
what really scares them.
436
00:40:54,112 --> 00:40:55,444
Which is what?
437
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:01,384
Themselves.
438
00:41:01,419 --> 00:41:06,121
What is more frightening than
who we are and what we done?
439
00:41:10,094 --> 00:41:14,230
Well, I have got car payments
and a drinking problem,
440
00:41:14,273 --> 00:41:17,007
so I should probably get back to it.
441
00:41:17,034 --> 00:41:21,469
Hey.
442
00:41:21,505 --> 00:41:26,341
You hear about this whole
fractional "soul-selling" thing?
443
00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:27,776
The Japanese, sure.
444
00:41:27,812 --> 00:41:33,615
This parishioner came to me about it.
445
00:41:33,650 --> 00:41:36,851
He's thinking about selling a
small amount of his, you know.
446
00:41:36,886 --> 00:41:39,821
And, of course, I said, "No way."
447
00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:43,032
But this guy was in
quite a tough situation.
448
00:41:43,059 --> 00:41:44,748
Friends were in trouble, needed help.
449
00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:46,127
Hmm.
450
00:41:46,162 --> 00:41:49,163
So by selling off this
small part of his soul.
451
00:41:49,199 --> 00:41:55,770
And I mean, tiny, like one percent...
452
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,638
I thought...
453
00:41:57,673 --> 00:42:00,341
maybe it was a sacrifice worth making.
454
00:42:00,376 --> 00:42:01,642
You know?
455
00:42:07,884 --> 00:42:10,150
I would tell your parishioner
456
00:42:10,185 --> 00:42:13,554
that if he wants to help his friends,
457
00:42:13,589 --> 00:42:15,556
he should give a kidney.
458
00:42:22,598 --> 00:42:26,233
And if you're looking for
signs of the apocalypse,
459
00:42:26,268 --> 00:42:29,803
I would start with men
selling off their souls.
460
00:42:49,624 --> 00:42:53,993
The situation has been handled.
461
00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:55,328
Where to next?
462
00:42:55,363 --> 00:42:57,062
New Orleans, sir.
463
00:42:57,098 --> 00:42:58,360
And the target?
464
00:42:58,392 --> 00:43:01,533
Uh, a preacher. "Jesse Custer."
465
00:43:01,568 --> 00:43:03,302
I'm on my way.
466
00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:28,918
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467
00:43:28,962 --> 00:43:31,202
The water was highly toxic.
468
00:43:31,231 --> 00:43:34,032
I'm sorry, but would you
mind explaining it again?
469
00:43:34,067 --> 00:43:36,600
The water killed the whole village.
470
00:43:36,636 --> 00:43:38,837
Made the pig float.
471
00:43:38,872 --> 00:43:42,140
The water made the pig float?
472
00:43:42,175 --> 00:43:44,408
How could contaminated water produce
473
00:43:44,444 --> 00:43:46,311
such an unusual effect?
474
00:43:46,346 --> 00:43:49,547
It was saturated with hydrogen atoms.
475
00:43:49,582 --> 00:43:51,949
Permeated the pig's tissue.
476
00:43:51,984 --> 00:43:54,251
Resulted in limited levitation.
477
00:43:54,286 --> 00:43:55,886
Like a meat balloon.
478
00:43:55,921 --> 00:43:57,722
"Meat balloon"?
479
00:43:57,757 --> 00:43:59,015
Meat balloon.
480
00:43:59,046 --> 00:44:02,023
- It just seems so incredible.
- Remind me...
481
00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:03,794
Are you a scientist?
482
00:44:03,830 --> 00:44:05,929
No.
483
00:44:05,965 --> 00:44:07,882
Well, then shut up.