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Previously on AMC's "Preacher..."
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We want you to kill the preacher.
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I said stop!
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You hired this man.
I could make you unhire him.
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Use it. Watch what happens.
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That's how he's finding us.
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Dennis!
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Woman: How do you know this guy again?
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Oh, we go way back.
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The Preacher... I know where he is.
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We pay $5,000 per unit.
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However, if you're willing
to give more than 10%,
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purchase price doubles.
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Payment is made in full
on the day of removal.
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There's also a standard
confidentiality clause.
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That's detailed on page
seven of the release.
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Do you have any questions?
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Yes. Will it... hurt?
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I told you. Don't worry 'bout that.
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I'm allowed to worry. I'm your wife.
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The procedure itself doesn't hurt.
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Some donors complain of fatigue
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accompanied by minor headaches.
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Nothing that a few aspirin won't fix.
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Yes, but...
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will he be...
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The long-term effects.
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Yeah. Common question.
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The simple answer,
as far as we can tell,
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based on now thousands
of clinical trials is:
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there aren't any.
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But would you like some
more time to think it over?
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We don't have time.
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Mortgage company's
breathin' down our backs,
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and your sister's not
gonna bail us out this time.
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Like, what about 10%? Is that enough?
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Absolutely.
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But remember, 15 is double the price.
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Trust me. You won't even miss it.
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Ready?
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Be as still as possible.
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We're done.
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I gave him a mild sedative,
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so he should sleep through the night.
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Three.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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I started to get second thoughts.
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And then I had second thoughts
about the second thoughts.
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Millie? Look who's here.
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Millie?
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Are you ready, hon?
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Now, I need something
that belongs to Mildred
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so that I can confirm this is a match.
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Thank you.
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Good. It's close enough.
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Richard: What now?
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Now we turn it into a consumable.
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Okay, Mildred.
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Can you do this for me?
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Say "Awwhhh"?
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Awwhhh.
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Very good.
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Sweetheart...
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How do you feel?
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Richard?
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Let me help ya out.
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The first bunny ear, he
meets the second bunny ear.
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Over, around.
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All right.
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All right.
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What's up with him?
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He's French. What are
we havin' here, then?
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Reddi-wip. Marshmallows. Hot fudge.
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My God.
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First one's for you.
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Well, I'm bloody honored.
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- You're cookin'.
- Yeah? So?
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So, nothin'.
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I love you cookin'.
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Get the fire extinguisher.
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Funny. Now you get to set the table.
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So, uh, listen, I wanna
talk to ya about yesterday.
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Yeah?
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Look. You know, I mean,
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I know we both said some things there.
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"Said some things."
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Honestly, sounds like a
bloody lover's quarrel.
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Look, what I'm tryin' to tell ya
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is I can be a real bastard
without even tryin',
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and I'm sorry. All right?
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Don't worry about it.
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No?
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That's good.
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You got anythin' you wanna say to me?
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You're forgiven.
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So...
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What're we doin' today?
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I've heard there's this
place in the Quarter
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where they shoot ya
in the chest for money.
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I think that might be fun.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You wear a vest and that. It's a game.
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Where they pay you to
get shot in the chest?
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Yeah. Or you pay them.
That part was unclear.
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Well, we could get shot in the chest
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for unclear reasons,
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or we could do what we came
to do in the first place
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and look for God.
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Where exactly in the
Quarter was this, Cass?
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All right, searching
for God it is, then.
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There's a bunch of jazz clubs left.
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- We could hit those.
- More marshmallow?
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No, no, no. Let's let the diabetes
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takes its own time, shall we?
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Or the crypto-fascists
Lara told me about.
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The men in the white
suits? I'm tellin' ya now,
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when it comes to crypto-fascists,
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the Reptilians, they're
gonna be way more likely.
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Who's Lara?
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This lounge singer I met.
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Mm. Lara the lounge singer.
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That's right. I remember now.
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You were quite excited about her.
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- No, I wasn't'.
- Yes, you were.
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You came in all flustered-like.
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No, I was excited about
the lead she gave me.
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Not her.
- Mm.
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I wasn't bein' defensive.
She was in trouble.
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- I helped. That's it.
- Okay, good.
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Now, the God audition
seems like a dead end.
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All we have is a hand shooting a gun.
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So good to find out who
shot that bloody gun.
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- Yeah.
- Why don't we just zoom in on the serial number?
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- "Helping's" good.
- It is good.
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- What?
- On the gun.
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I said it was good.
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Zoom in on the serial number
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and then trace it back to the owner.
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It's always good to give a girl
a good helpin' whenever you can.
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Just like they do in the shows and that.
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I couldn't agree with you more.
What are you talkin' about?
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Talking about zoomin' in on the gun
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to find out who shot
at you. Just zoom in...
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Okay, seriously.
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What the hell happened
with you and this girl?
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I didn't marry her, Tulip.
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I'll tell you that much.
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Which one?
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Tell me.
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That one.
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Don't make me shoot you, man!
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I'll do it!
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I swear!
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I'll do it!
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Aaaahh!
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Where's the Preacher?
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There's no Preacher here, man!
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I'm a Jew!
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You know, "zoom in," "resolve"...
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"Hold on. Is that a clue there?"
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Like they do in the shows.
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Hm.
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Preacher?
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Don't make me bust you up, man!
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When you say "the shows,"
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you mean TV shows that take place say,
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in outer space or the Pentagon?
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Yeah, but we don't do any of that.
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We... We take the tapes
down to the Circuit Works
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and we let the Dork Docs do
all the bloody faffin' about
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with their technicalogical
software and that.
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Mm. That so, huh?
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Yeah. Used to work in TV shows, yeah?
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- Which shows you watch exactly?
- I know 'em all.
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Like, high-school shows,
law shows, and all that.
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Love serial killers and stuff like that.
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Terrorist attacks and comedians.
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I love reality TV...
You know, like, idjits
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just ridin' 'round the
world on motorcycles
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and fat women competin' for prizes.
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So basically, you watch trash TV.
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I do not just basically
watch trash TV at all.
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It's really an in-depth survey
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on the human experience, all right?
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Watchin' those fat ladies transform
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into beautiful things, wonderful things.
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Then they finally learn
to love themselves.
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And sometimes the producers even pay
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to get rid of their stretch marks.
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You really oughta try
watchin' it. It's very amusing.
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Hey. Guys.
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Fiore's dead.
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Aw, dead-dead?
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Wait, the angel from the casino?
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I thought he was like...
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- he couldn't die.
- I guess not.
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Apparently, a cowboy shot
him and he never came back.
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So what do we do now?
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What? About the
indestructible angel-killer?
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I think it's pretty clear that we run.
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We can't run forever.
He'll just keep findin' us.
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Unless you stop usin'... the power.
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That's how he keeps trackin' us, right?
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No. I need that to help me find God.
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Well, I don't know what then.
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Why doesn't the Word work on him?
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Works on everyone else.
Works on angels, people.
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- Works on Cassidy.
- Does that.
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The Saint made a deal with the angels.
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Somethin' he could
get, somethin' he wanted
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in exchange for destroyin' Genesis.
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- That's his weakness.
- Yeah, right.
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Like, Superman has Kryptonite.
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Spider-Man has his Mary Jane.
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We've just gotta find out
what the Saint's weakness is.
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Great. Let's do that then.
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How exactly do we do that, though?
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We read.
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Cassidy: Check it out.
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I used to drop acid and flick
through these for hours, man.
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Aha.
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Really?
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A book on tape?
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Still a book.
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Hello.
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You're listening to another edition
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of "American Psychopaths."
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Chapter 57.
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The Saint of Killers.
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Our story begins in 1861.
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Our backdrop... The American Civil War.
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Before he was a myth,
our subject was a man.
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Fighting for the Confederate Army.
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Some called him heartless.
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Others, insane.
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His compatriots dubbed him
"The Butcher of Gettysburg."
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But all wars come to an end.
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One day, as fate would have it,
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he fell in love.
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She hailed from Laredo,
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a Christian girl of German descent.
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It wasn't long till they were wed.
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And sooner still, she
gave him a daughter.
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For a time, the cowboy was at peace.
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But fortune favors the wind.
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The cowboy lost his wife
and daughter to disease.
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Legend says that in that moment,
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his soul shattered into a million pieces,
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scattering to the four
corners of the Earth.
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Hate became the blood
coursing through his veins,
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the only living man without a soul.
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On that fateful day,
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the cowboy became the grim, taciturn,
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implacable killing machine
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known commonly as The Saint of Killers.
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But our story doesn't end here.
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The Saint sought bloody revenge
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on the town of Ratwater...
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Dying there in the
famous tornado of 1886.
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But soulless men have
no place in paradise,
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and God banished him
to the Netherworld,
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imprisoned and forced to relive
his most injurious memory
265
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over and over and over again.
266
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,147
It's there he rots.
267
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The most hated man in Heaven,
268
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the most dreaded in Hell,
269
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rumored to be feared by Satan himself.
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We hope you have
enjoyed today's edition
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of "American Psychopaths."
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Join us next week for Chapter 58...
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- Dick Cheney.
- All right.
274
00:20:17,472 --> 00:20:21,073
Weaknesses? I'm gonna start.
275
00:20:21,109 --> 00:20:23,175
He's not very well-liked...
276
00:20:23,211 --> 00:20:24,977
which is a weakness of a sort.
277
00:20:25,013 --> 00:20:27,579
He is also a vicious,
278
00:20:27,615 --> 00:20:30,182
child-murderin' maniac with no soul.
279
00:20:30,218 --> 00:20:32,651
Although in this case, you
know, that might be a strength.
280
00:20:32,687 --> 00:20:35,586
- I don't know.
- He lost his family.
281
00:20:35,622 --> 00:20:38,489
Now, I don't know if that's a weakness
282
00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:42,293
so much as a... a thing that happened.
283
00:20:42,329 --> 00:20:43,962
You know what?
284
00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:47,031
Holy mother of bleedin' shite!
285
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:49,500
I forgot about Denis!
286
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,769
Allô?
287
00:21:00,808 --> 00:21:03,011
Cassidy: Denis, don't go
back to the apartment.
288
00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,254
Cassidy?
289
00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,362
Denis, listen to me. Do you hear me?
290
00:21:06,389 --> 00:21:09,730
Intruder, Denis! He's gonna
shoot your bloody head off!
291
00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:11,808
Don't open that door!
292
00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:16,025
Shut your French mouth!
293
00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:18,594
Listen to me! Don't open the door!
294
00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:23,710
Intruder, Denis! Death!
295
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,070
You're... f... It's too late.
296
00:21:42,124 --> 00:21:44,185
Give me the phone.
297
00:21:45,688 --> 00:21:47,021
I'm here.
298
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:51,492
I'm here.
299
00:22:00,102 --> 00:22:02,236
Don't hurt him.
300
00:22:02,938 --> 00:22:04,571
I'm comin'.
301
00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:45,207
Say your prayers, Preacher.
302
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:48,765
Kill me and the deal is off.
303
00:22:51,435 --> 00:22:53,301
That's right.
304
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:58,113
The angel told me about it.
305
00:22:58,142 --> 00:23:00,408
Fiore.
306
00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:03,411
You don't know shit.
307
00:23:03,446 --> 00:23:05,180
Kill me then.
308
00:23:05,215 --> 00:23:06,848
See what happens.
309
00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:08,449
Uh-huh.
310
00:23:09,819 --> 00:23:11,752
That's the idea.
311
00:23:11,788 --> 00:23:14,157
Or see what doesn't happen.
312
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,962
The old man doesn't matter now.
313
00:23:21,998 --> 00:23:23,330
Let him go.
314
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:34,040
Talk quick before I lose
this bullet in your skull.
315
00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:38,444
You think you're workin'
for God, don't you?
316
00:23:38,479 --> 00:23:40,346
Kill the Preacher,
317
00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:43,649
and God will give you what you want.
318
00:23:43,685 --> 00:23:46,685
'Cause I got some bad news for you.
319
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,521
God ain't givin' you shit.
320
00:23:50,791 --> 00:23:52,624
He's gone.
321
00:24:06,005 --> 00:24:08,672
Prove it.
322
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:11,642
Rest well, my child.
323
00:24:11,677 --> 00:24:17,548
Your suffering is my suffering.
324
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:23,453
I shall soothe your
pain and dry your tears.
325
00:24:26,058 --> 00:24:27,324
Your suffering...
326
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,959
What is this thing?
327
00:24:28,994 --> 00:24:30,227
That just kills me.
328
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:31,627
It's a television.
329
00:24:31,663 --> 00:24:32,628
Hold on.
330
00:24:32,664 --> 00:24:34,331
That's an actor.
331
00:24:34,366 --> 00:24:37,499
This whole thing's a cover-up.
332
00:24:37,534 --> 00:24:41,270
The real God left us down on
Earth to fend for ourselves.
333
00:24:41,297 --> 00:24:42,796
Where is He?
334
00:24:42,819 --> 00:24:44,573
I don't know.
335
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,441
But I know what you want.
336
00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:47,910
Hear me!
337
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:50,512
You want to go to Heaven.
338
00:24:50,547 --> 00:24:52,747
And tremble and know...
339
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,115
God won't get you there.
340
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:55,449
Of the world to come.
341
00:24:55,485 --> 00:24:57,151
Not anymore.
342
00:24:57,187 --> 00:24:58,786
Look for the changes...
343
00:24:58,821 --> 00:25:02,490
You leave us alone, and I can.
344
00:25:02,525 --> 00:25:04,492
The dying land...
345
00:25:04,527 --> 00:25:06,227
Can you now?
346
00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:07,628
The falling sky...
347
00:25:07,663 --> 00:25:10,030
Why'd the angels send
for you to kill me?
348
00:25:10,065 --> 00:25:12,832
Genesis.
349
00:25:12,868 --> 00:25:15,969
I got a power inside me.
350
00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:18,238
A power that rivals God's.
351
00:25:18,274 --> 00:25:22,749
I can command anyone in the
universe to do my biddin'.
352
00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,152
I can call upon the angels.
353
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:27,380
I can send a man to Hell if I want.
354
00:25:27,415 --> 00:25:29,181
Look!!
355
00:25:29,217 --> 00:25:32,084
I've done it before.
356
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:36,422
I can send you to Heaven.
357
00:25:38,059 --> 00:25:39,926
I mean, it's just not as scary
358
00:25:39,961 --> 00:25:42,194
if He's trying to be scary.
You know what I'm saying?
359
00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:46,464
Do you know what it
takes to get me to heaven?
360
00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:48,493
What I need?
361
00:25:48,532 --> 00:25:49,767
Yes.
362
00:25:49,803 --> 00:25:51,202
And you can get that?
363
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,614
Where?
364
00:25:56,636 --> 00:25:59,793
Hm. Nice try.
365
00:26:02,681 --> 00:26:04,448
You're going to have to trust me.
366
00:26:06,785 --> 00:26:09,920
I know it's not a great deal,
367
00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:11,688
but it's the only deal you got.
368
00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:13,023
Yes!
369
00:26:13,059 --> 00:26:15,125
Aaaah!
370
00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,064
You got one hour.
371
00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:26,469
One hour.
372
00:26:26,504 --> 00:26:29,038
One more thing...
373
00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:40,748
What happened?
374
00:26:40,784 --> 00:26:43,385
He took the deal.
375
00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:47,322
But you have to stay.
376
00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:50,258
All three of you.
377
00:26:57,066 --> 00:26:59,033
What about you?
378
00:26:59,068 --> 00:27:01,268
I have to go get him somethin'.
379
00:27:01,304 --> 00:27:02,636
What?
380
00:27:04,974 --> 00:27:06,807
A soul.
381
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:07,774
A...
382
00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:09,275
Saint of Killers: Upstairs.
383
00:27:13,290 --> 00:27:15,657
- How the heck are you gonna...
- It's all right.
384
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,851
I can do it.
385
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,388
Now.
386
00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,082
Come on, then.
387
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,202
One hour, Preacher.
388
00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:46,169
_
389
00:27:47,341 --> 00:27:51,009
Afternoon, Father.
Pick up for the Monsignor?
390
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,545
Rub in twice a day on the infected area.
391
00:27:53,581 --> 00:27:54,520
He'll be fine.
392
00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,581
I don't know the Monsignor.
393
00:27:56,616 --> 00:27:58,215
I need a soul. To buy.
394
00:27:58,251 --> 00:27:59,651
From you. Right now.
395
00:27:59,686 --> 00:28:01,419
No idea what you're talkin' about.
396
00:28:01,454 --> 00:28:02,820
No?
397
00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:06,056
You have a set of
pull needles right there.
398
00:28:06,092 --> 00:28:08,559
Somewhere else in here,
you got an uprooter,
399
00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:12,529
a pump, a scale, and a spinner.
400
00:28:12,564 --> 00:28:16,433
Papa Bébé's been selling
souls for over 150 years.
401
00:28:16,468 --> 00:28:19,135
So you know exactly
what I'm talkin' about.
402
00:28:19,171 --> 00:28:22,506
Who the hell are you?
403
00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:24,675
I'm Jesse L'Angelle.
404
00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:34,417
I'm gonna need a match for this.
405
00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:36,185
Somethin' "exotic" probably.
406
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:38,153
- I'll say.
- I don't have much time,
407
00:28:38,189 --> 00:28:40,189
so I need to see the inventory.
408
00:28:40,224 --> 00:28:43,292
Brother, I don't have any inventory.
409
00:28:43,328 --> 00:28:44,960
- You talkin' about?
- I was pushed out.
410
00:28:44,995 --> 00:28:46,695
I haven't sold a soul
in almost 10 years.
411
00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:47,995
Pushed out by who?
412
00:28:48,031 --> 00:28:50,064
The mother-lovin' Japanese.
413
00:28:50,099 --> 00:28:52,867
- The...?
- These Land of the Rising Sonsuhbitches
414
00:28:52,902 --> 00:28:55,570
went high-tech, high
volume, fractional.
415
00:28:55,605 --> 00:28:57,271
Fractions? Of souls?
416
00:28:57,307 --> 00:28:59,574
Makin' a killin' too.
Brainy little bastards
417
00:28:59,609 --> 00:29:01,943
came up with all sorts
of applications for it.
418
00:29:01,978 --> 00:29:03,510
Pretty much cornered the market.
419
00:29:03,546 --> 00:29:06,580
- What about "Normeana's"?
- Pushed 'em out too.
420
00:29:06,615 --> 00:29:07,781
"Scratchy's"?
421
00:29:07,817 --> 00:29:10,372
Miss Julie... Black Lake Emporio...
422
00:29:10,408 --> 00:29:11,673
Little John's Voodoo...
423
00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:13,109
Mother Cuverdeux's.
424
00:29:13,121 --> 00:29:14,755
They buried us all.
425
00:29:16,392 --> 00:29:17,658
"Angelville"?
426
00:29:17,693 --> 00:29:19,393
Hangin' on by a thread.
427
00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:24,296
There has to be some other way.
428
00:29:24,332 --> 00:29:26,031
There has to be.
429
00:29:27,435 --> 00:29:30,770
Well, speak of the
devils and they appear.
430
00:29:30,805 --> 00:29:33,406
Time for their boudin sausages.
431
00:29:33,441 --> 00:29:36,442
5:15 like clockwork.
432
00:29:36,462 --> 00:29:38,961
Freakin' robots.
433
00:29:42,056 --> 00:29:46,478
_
434
00:29:46,492 --> 00:29:47,825
That's the Japanese?
435
00:29:47,868 --> 00:29:50,589
Small world, ain't it?
Too small if you ask me.
436
00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:53,392
There are souls on that truck?
437
00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,025
Yep. Yours for the takin'
438
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,327
if you got like, a bajillion dollars.
439
00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,771
Do you think any Millennials today
440
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,205
have eaten a toast San...
441
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,375
Hey!
442
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:15,344
But the really basic stuff,
I started on this last show.
443
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:18,314
- Open the doo...
- because I was born.
444
00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:19,816
Uh, rationing was just a...
445
00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:26,289
Hey.
446
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,357
Tulip: Just uh, wonderin',
how's it all goin'?
447
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:30,893
- You close?
- Uhhhh...
448
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,854
- Yep.
- I'd say I'm pretty close.
449
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:38,767
Okay, 'cause, uh, Denis is pretty sick.
450
00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:41,002
He doesn't have his medicine.
451
00:30:41,038 --> 00:30:42,237
Jesse?
452
00:30:42,272 --> 00:30:43,472
You still there?
453
00:30:43,507 --> 00:30:46,307
Yeah, that's great.
Hey, while I have you...
454
00:30:46,342 --> 00:30:48,309
Any idea how to break
into an armored truck?
455
00:30:48,344 --> 00:30:49,877
What? Where are you?
456
00:30:49,913 --> 00:30:51,679
Tryin' to break into an armored truck.
457
00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:52,605
What?!
458
00:30:52,636 --> 00:30:55,883
I'll explain when I get home.
459
00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:57,819
Okay, um.
460
00:30:57,854 --> 00:31:01,021
Do you go... Okay, um.
461
00:31:01,057 --> 00:31:02,856
You got any D batteries on you?
462
00:31:02,891 --> 00:31:04,324
- No.
- Phone line?
463
00:31:04,359 --> 00:31:06,259
- Nope.
- Burner phone?
464
00:31:06,294 --> 00:31:09,295
Plastic Dixie cups?
Uh, a bag of lawn fertilizer?
465
00:31:09,331 --> 00:31:10,564
I'm standing on the street
466
00:31:10,599 --> 00:31:12,566
in the middle of The Bywater, Tulip.
467
00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:14,668
I don't have lawn fertilizer.
468
00:31:17,673 --> 00:31:19,339
But I can get some.
469
00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:28,313
Now what?
470
00:31:28,349 --> 00:31:29,949
Now? I'd get back.
471
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,359
four, should it be watered?
472
00:31:41,394 --> 00:31:42,494
The...
473
00:31:48,234 --> 00:31:50,568
I'll call ya back.
474
00:31:54,139 --> 00:31:55,606
He's gonna call back.
475
00:31:59,945 --> 00:32:01,478
All the time in the world,
476
00:32:01,514 --> 00:32:03,814
and I never learned how to speak French.
477
00:32:06,151 --> 00:32:09,419
He's your dad, isn't he?
478
00:32:09,454 --> 00:32:11,220
Your uncle or somethin'?
479
00:32:12,991 --> 00:32:14,524
No.
480
00:32:16,027 --> 00:32:18,494
He's my son.
481
00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:20,730
No way.
482
00:32:20,765 --> 00:32:23,499
Way.
483
00:32:24,969 --> 00:32:26,836
Hard luck, eh?
484
00:32:29,806 --> 00:32:32,373
Havin' me for a da.
485
00:32:38,949 --> 00:32:41,149
Tulip? Tulip, d...
486
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:50,123
He's sick.
487
00:32:52,161 --> 00:32:53,894
The old man.
488
00:32:56,098 --> 00:32:57,965
Cassidy's son.
489
00:33:00,502 --> 00:33:02,635
He needs medicine, so let him go.
490
00:33:08,109 --> 00:33:11,419
Look, you'll still have the two of us.
491
00:33:11,474 --> 00:33:14,447
S... so I really don't see why not.
492
00:33:28,796 --> 00:33:30,929
I read about your little girl.
493
00:33:36,302 --> 00:33:38,035
What would you do if it was...
494
00:33:45,478 --> 00:33:48,112
Preacher's not here by 6:00,
495
00:33:48,147 --> 00:33:50,781
medicine won't help.
496
00:34:07,966 --> 00:34:09,798
A-Are you all right?
497
00:34:11,135 --> 00:34:14,670
He, um...
498
00:34:14,705 --> 00:34:17,439
He touched me.
499
00:34:24,248 --> 00:34:26,115
Tell 'em to open up.
500
00:34:32,622 --> 00:34:34,355
Hurry it up!
501
00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:43,764
I need a soul that matches this bullet.
502
00:34:46,201 --> 00:34:48,301
- I don't have this.
- No match?
503
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,370
In all of these souls?
504
00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:52,305
- This one's rare.
- Try it anyway.
505
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,107
Do you know who you're stealing from?
506
00:34:54,143 --> 00:34:55,475
Do it.
507
00:34:59,782 --> 00:35:01,213
None of these match.
508
00:35:01,248 --> 00:35:03,149
I told you, it's rare.
509
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,151
A vault?
510
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,686
A storage area?
511
00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:08,187
In Osaka.
512
00:35:10,925 --> 00:35:12,658
What about a soul that doesn't match?
513
00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,426
It's like organ donation.
514
00:35:14,461 --> 00:35:15,828
The body will reject say,
515
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,229
a kidney if it wasn't the right type.
516
00:35:18,264 --> 00:35:19,898
What's your type?
517
00:35:31,444 --> 00:35:34,079
Damn it.
518
00:35:40,552 --> 00:35:41,518
Hey.
519
00:35:41,553 --> 00:35:42,686
You get it?
520
00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:44,521
Yeah. Almost.
521
00:35:44,556 --> 00:35:46,090
"Almost"?
522
00:35:47,863 --> 00:35:49,659
You're not gonna make it, are you?
523
00:35:49,661 --> 00:35:52,428
No, I am. I am. I'm on my way.
524
00:35:54,632 --> 00:35:55,698
Okay.
525
00:35:58,837 --> 00:36:01,337
See you then.
526
00:36:13,016 --> 00:36:14,816
What about me?
527
00:36:16,386 --> 00:36:18,086
What about my soul?
528
00:36:18,122 --> 00:36:19,687
We could test it if you want to.
529
00:36:43,879 --> 00:36:46,379
What is the least I can give?
530
00:36:46,414 --> 00:36:48,014
1%.
531
00:36:51,352 --> 00:36:53,653
You won't even miss it.
532
00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:05,658
Can't this thing go any faster?
533
00:37:05,693 --> 00:37:07,360
Can't rush it.
534
00:37:15,202 --> 00:37:16,468
Get lost.
535
00:37:34,887 --> 00:37:36,187
Time's up.
536
00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:38,589
Don't! Wait!
537
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,491
Wait! He'll be here!
538
00:37:40,527 --> 00:37:42,093
He's gonna be here!
539
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:48,731
Stop!
540
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,873
Stop!
541
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:00,677
I'm here.
542
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:05,047
Cassidy: Oh.
543
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,885
Ridiculous, right? Hm?
544
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,158
Tulip: That's a soul?
545
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:17,659
Mm-hmm.
546
00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:20,396
How do you know about all this stuff?
547
00:38:22,665 --> 00:38:24,199
Family business.
548
00:38:26,035 --> 00:38:28,536
I gotta get them to a hospital.
549
00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:29,904
You okay?
550
00:38:29,939 --> 00:38:32,039
Mm-hmm.
551
00:38:33,376 --> 00:38:34,509
You?
552
00:38:34,544 --> 00:38:36,344
Yeah, I'll be fine.
553
00:38:40,749 --> 00:38:44,633
Come on, son. Come on,
Dennis. Let's get you fixed up.
554
00:39:07,842 --> 00:39:09,842
Give it to me.
555
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,416
Where did you get it?
556
00:39:21,555 --> 00:39:25,390
It's yours, is it?
557
00:39:42,675 --> 00:39:44,475
Get on your knees.
558
00:39:46,211 --> 00:39:49,445
You're about to enter
the Kingdom of Heaven.
559
00:39:49,481 --> 00:39:51,214
I don't get on my knees for no one.
560
00:39:51,249 --> 00:39:53,583
Not anymore.
561
00:39:53,618 --> 00:39:56,435
I said get on your knees.
562
00:40:03,927 --> 00:40:07,262
What did you do?
563
00:40:07,298 --> 00:40:11,500
The only living man without a soul.
564
00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:15,103
That's why the Word didn't work on you.
565
00:40:15,138 --> 00:40:18,207
You didn't have a soul.
566
00:40:18,242 --> 00:40:21,108
But now... Now...
567
00:40:22,144 --> 00:40:24,512
Drop it. Disarm.
568
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,913
The gun.
569
00:40:25,948 --> 00:40:27,615
Saber.
570
00:40:31,268 --> 00:40:34,303
A cop-killin', child-murderin'
son of a bitch
571
00:40:34,323 --> 00:40:36,356
tryin' to make his way
through the pearly gates?
572
00:40:36,402 --> 00:40:38,725
You really think there's
a place for you in Heaven?
573
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,695
Up there with your wife and child?
574
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,331
Livin' in peace for all eternity?
575
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,434
No.
576
00:40:47,469 --> 00:40:49,436
I'll tell you where you belong.
577
00:40:49,471 --> 00:40:51,137
Right back in Hell.
578
00:40:51,172 --> 00:40:52,839
And that's where I'm gonna send you.
579
00:40:52,874 --> 00:40:54,806
I told you I did it before.
580
00:40:56,544 --> 00:40:58,677
Go ahead, Preacher.
581
00:40:58,713 --> 00:41:01,347
Send me to Hell...
582
00:41:01,382 --> 00:41:05,251
along with your filthy stinkin' soul.
583
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:14,125
Do it!
584
00:41:27,374 --> 00:41:30,173
Let's go for a drive.
585
00:42:49,078 --> 00:42:52,385
Preaaaachhherrr!!
586
00:43:09,936 --> 00:43:11,168
Aha-ha!
587
00:43:11,203 --> 00:43:12,670
Bollocks, this is ridiculous.
588
00:43:12,705 --> 00:43:14,104
Denis?
589
00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:18,576
Would you just do th...
Do the remote for me?
590
00:43:18,611 --> 00:43:20,200
Fingers are still growin' in.
591
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:22,279
All right, so... check it out.
592
00:43:22,314 --> 00:43:24,515
DVD, Blu-ray.
593
00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:26,884
Got a PlayStation. Denis? See?
594
00:43:26,919 --> 00:43:28,785
PlayStation. "Rocket Five."
595
00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:29,786
That's for you, Tulip.
596
00:43:29,821 --> 00:43:31,254
Do you love me?
597
00:43:31,289 --> 00:43:34,223
Do you like it? Tres nice, right?
598
00:43:35,326 --> 00:43:37,260
Hardly.
599
00:43:37,885 --> 00:43:41,720
Watch those sudden stops,
boy. Somebody could get hurt.
600
00:43:41,736 --> 00:43:45,267
Ooh, it's a big place here.
601
00:43:45,302 --> 00:43:46,668
You all right?
602
00:43:46,704 --> 00:43:49,170
They've got their Christmas
decorations up already.
603
00:43:49,206 --> 00:43:51,507
That's marvelous.
604
00:45:00,632 --> 00:45:05,867
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