1 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:11,344 Charlie Cale, Beatrix Hasp says hello! 2 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:14,314 - [gunshots] - [Charlie Cale] Shit! Ah! 3 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:17,717 Can I ask you who you're hiding from? 4 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:19,819 Beatrix Hasp, huh? 5 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:22,722 We got some unfinished business, pal. 6 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,257 No, no, no. 7 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,828 {\an8}- Jeffrey! - What the fuck?! 8 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,397 - [grunting] - What are you gonna do? 9 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:33,066 You gonna shoot an FBI agent? Look at you. 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:34,768 [grunts] 11 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,036 Is my WITSEC good to go? 12 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,170 [Agent Luca Clark] On one condition. 13 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,705 Cancel the hit on Charlie. 14 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:39,806 Oh, okay. 15 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,608 [Charlie] A fresh start, huh? 16 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,776 I like that. 17 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,512 No mob on my tail, uh, 18 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:47,080 nothin' to run from. 19 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,920 ♪ If you like that car you're ridin' in ♪ 20 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,623 [door opens, closes] 21 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,158 [dog barking] 22 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,727 ♪ If that road is paved you're travellin' on ♪ 23 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:04,364 {\an8}♪ That leads you to that house you call your home ♪ 24 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,266 {\an8}♪ If there's wires in the wall ♪ 25 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,268 {\an8}♪ And there's paint on the porch ♪ 26 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,338 {\an8}♪ You got a whole lot to be thankful for ♪ 27 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:14,541 {\an8}♪ Thank a beer drinker, a beer drinker ♪ 28 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:17,177 {\an8}[car engine revving] 29 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,114 [police sirens blares] 30 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,185 [indistinct police radio chatter] 31 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,188 ♪ So let's give it up for the guys on the clock ♪ 32 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:31,291 ♪ That work all week and then twist one off ♪ 33 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,527 ♪ Thank a beer drinker, a beer drinker ♪ 34 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:36,830 Good morning, ma'am. 35 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,865 [footsteps clomping] 36 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,767 This is the one I called about. 37 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,202 Uh-huh. 38 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,005 Alright, I think you can lower the gun. 39 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,173 You got any peanut oil in there? 40 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,409 {\an8}Take a seat. 41 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:51,845 {\an8}How you feeling, Earl? 42 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,214 Uh, nine kinds of stupid. 43 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:56,082 That's your family? 44 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,384 [Earl] Yes, ma'am. 45 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,052 Kids need their teeth straightened. 46 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,988 I thought, let's try this. [chuckles] 47 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,256 How hard can it be? 48 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,125 Alright, well, listen, I spoke to Mrs. Peppers 49 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,227 and convinced her not to press charges. 50 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,062 You were unarmed. 51 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:11,064 It's your first attempted burglary. 52 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,432 But with all those shoplifting misdemeanors, 53 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,734 you could face serious jail time. 54 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,403 I don't think a good life should be ruined 55 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,171 for one stupid mistake. 56 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,973 That's what this was, right? 57 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,408 Yes, ma'am. 58 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:24,110 {\an8}[Officer Fran Lamont] Alright. Tabby Cat? 59 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,312 Where was the last time you saw her? 60 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,449 Land down by the swamp. Okay. 61 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,685 We'll have somebody down there right away. 62 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,386 Just don't worry yet. 63 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,587 Alright. 64 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,455 What's this? 65 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,724 Looks like somebody's been nominated 66 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,426 for a FlopaCopa. 67 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,427 A what? 68 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,495 "Congratulations, Officer Fran Lamont..." 69 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:43,797 Blah, blah, blah. "You've been nominated 70 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,232 for a 2019 Florida Panhandle Cop Award." 71 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,602 I may have submitted you for Cop of the Year. 72 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,870 Never heard of it. 73 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,806 The FlopaCopas? 74 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,407 Fran, they're a big deal. 75 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,910 It's a recognition of all the great work 76 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,244 you do for this community. 77 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,114 I don't have time for some silly awards show, Chief. 78 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,316 I got a 10-91 down on Pat Boone Lane, 79 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,118 Mrs. Prosserman has lost her cat. 80 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,454 - This seems like a Kleenex job. - On it. 81 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,922 You deserve this, Fran. 82 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,191 You're one of the good ones. 83 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,127 You know how my cousin Larry from Boston's 84 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,563 always sending me these Florida Man memes. 85 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:20,066 - Mm-hm. - "Florida Man Eats Mom's Face 86 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,701 While High on Bath Salts." 87 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,738 - [chuckles] - "Florida Man Starts Fist Fight 88 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,473 with Disabled Child." 89 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,541 - It burns me up. - Mm. 90 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:32,712 But you are the opposite of Florida Man. 91 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:33,680 Florida Woman. 92 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:38,518 Alright. But it would reflect nicely on the department. 93 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:42,255 Do it for me, huh? 94 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,826 Pretty please with extra cheese? 95 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,829 [* upbeat music playing] 96 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,564 {\an8}[indistinct chatter] 97 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:56,369 {\an8}♪ We're going to pat 'em down, baby, now ♪ 98 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:57,671 {\an8}♪ Pat 'em down, baby ♪ 99 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,707 {\an8}- ♪ Stop and frisk ♪ - ♪ Stop and frisk ♪ 100 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:04,144 {\an8}♪ Come on, come on, come on come on, come on, baby, now ♪ 101 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,946 {\an8}♪ Come on and pull those drugs out ♪ 102 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:08,948 - [taser ticking] - [body thuds] 103 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,517 [people cheering] 104 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,819 Can I feed you your "Miranda Bites"? 105 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,488 {\an8}Ain't that something, huh? 106 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,525 {\an8}Anything you eat now can and will be used against you 107 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,393 {\an8}later in the bathroom. 108 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,129 {\an8}Oh, good God, are those groupies? 109 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,432 {\an8}They're called Pigporkers. 110 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:27,600 {\an8}What? 111 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:29,502 {\an8}I hear things. 112 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,239 Good day, folks. 113 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,474 I'm Matt Passmore, 114 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,876 star of the hit A&E show "The Glades." 115 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:37,911 {\an8}[all cheering] 116 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:41,247 {\an8}And this year's nominees for Cop of the Year are: 117 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:43,450 {\an8}Officer Mike Fantana. 118 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,353 {\an8}[all cheering and applauding] 119 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,189 {\an8}Officer Sal Mirabello. 120 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,292 {\an8}[all cheering and applauding] 121 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,060 {\an8}Officer Joseph Pilson. 122 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,862 {\an8}[all cheering and applauding] 123 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,199 {\an8}Officer Fran Lamont. 124 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,402 - [all cheering and applauding] - That's you. 125 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,305 [Matt Passmore] And the award goes to... 126 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,340 Officer Joseph Pilson. 127 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,876 [all cheering and applauding] 128 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:14,314 {\an8}[announcer] This is Joseph's first nomination and first win. 129 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,417 Is that a baby alligator? 130 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:18,685 [announcer] He's being recognized for adopting 131 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,388 a baby alligator after busting its former owner, 132 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,090 a local meth dealer known as "Stanky James." 133 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,892 Asked and answered, I guess. 134 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,764 You know, people like to say, I saved this little gal, 135 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,165 but really... 136 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:33,833 she saved me. 137 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:34,834 [audience] Aw. 138 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,503 [Officer Joe Pilson] I love being a cop. 139 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,638 - [all cheering] - I love Florida. 140 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,675 I-I love panhandles. 141 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:46,046 But most of all, I love you, my sweet Daisy. 142 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,580 [audience] Aw... 143 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,783 I love you, too. 144 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:51,985 Thank you. 145 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,987 [all cheering and applauding] 146 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,089 That's great for him. 147 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,391 Which, which way do I go? 148 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,462 [* gentle, upbeat music playing] 149 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:08,101 [Joe] [over phone] Hey, fam, it's six-time FlopaCopa winner 150 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,269 Gator Joe here. 151 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,570 I hope you're feeling as happy 152 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,572 and fulfilled with your life as I am. 153 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,342 'Cause y'all know what time it is. 154 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,944 {\an8}You have the right to shit your pants. 155 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,079 {\an8}[Daisy growling] 156 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,613 {\an8}[laughing] 157 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,350 {\an8}Looks like your boy Gator Joe busted another tweaker. 158 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,984 {\an8}Y'all know what that means. 159 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,120 {\an8}Daisy gets her Oreos. 160 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,288 {\an8}There you go, honey. 161 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,091 {\an8}- [perp screaming] - [laughing] 162 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,325 {\an8}Don't do meth. 163 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:35,328 {\an8}And when I need a little pick-me-up on the job, 164 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,832 {\an8}I grab me a 2-Hour Power Juice. 165 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,033 {\an8}Mm, mm, mm. 166 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,035 {\an8}Mm. 167 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,537 Gator done. 168 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:47,574 How many goddamn catchphrases does one guy need, huh? 169 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:48,875 Is it "Gator done," or is it, 170 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,744 "You have the right to shit your pants," huh? 171 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,846 [suspect] I know, it's like, "Pick a lane." 172 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,583 Six years I've lost to this moron. 173 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,552 What do people see in him? 174 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:02,689 I just think he has a sort of undeniable charisma 175 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,491 despite his vapidity. 176 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,394 Also, could I get a towel or something? 177 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,662 I'm bleeding on the floor. 178 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,367 Oh, shit. 179 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,202 Some of y'all in the comments been sayin' 180 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,905 I give Daisy too many drugs. 181 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:23,476 Listen, fam, it's mostly just reptile laxative. 182 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:26,379 This stuff is perfectly safe. 183 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,515 Heck, I've even taken a little myself 184 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,685 when I needed to unclog the old pipes. 185 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,721 - Work-- - FlopaCopa nom, baby. 186 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:39,125 Let's see if ol' Mr. Me can make it seven years running. 187 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,627 Did I get any mail? 188 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,464 I think you should skip this year. 189 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,433 Oh, this is my year. 190 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:47,767 [Chief Hal Pendleton] I don't like the effect 191 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,937 these awards are having on your mental health. 192 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:51,705 You're a great cop, 193 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,407 but I worry that you're losing sight 194 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,909 of what's most important. 195 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,844 I saved a truck full of starving migrants, 196 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,380 and I sent edible arrangements to all the judges. 197 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,981 This is my year. 198 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,316 [laughing] 199 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,517 This is my year. 200 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,686 - Ah, fuck it. - [door thuds] 201 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:09,989 [* upbeat music playing] 202 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,828 [Rusty] Fran. 203 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:18,231 - Ah, Rusty. - [Rusty] Hey. 204 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:21,134 How goes it over in Animal Control? 205 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,669 - Same old. - [Fran] Yeah? 206 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,771 - You look nice. - Thank you. 207 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,139 Do you want to get a pic together 208 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,240 at the Bust-and-Repeat. 209 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,075 Oh, it'd be my pleasure, Rusty. 210 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,443 - Right. - Ah. 211 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,278 - [Rusty] Let's see here. - What do we got here? 212 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,880 [chuckles] 213 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,115 This is fun. 214 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,683 - Whoa! - Oh! Sorry. 215 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,284 - Sorry. - These weapons are real? 216 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,486 - Are you okay? - Hell yeah. 217 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:40,587 The drugs too. 218 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,389 That seems very stupid. 219 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,790 I wouldn't worry about it, 220 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,291 this place is crawling with cops. 221 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,427 [group] Chug, chug, chug, chug, 222 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,661 - chug, chug, chug. - Comin' through. 223 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:52,832 Rusty, so great to see you. 224 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,267 [Rusty] You too, Fran. 225 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,669 - Bye. - [flame whooshes] 226 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,571 [* upbeat music playing] 227 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,758 [* pensive music playing] 228 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,665 [sobbing] 229 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,008 - [Joe] Crybaby alert! - [gasps] 230 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,311 Oh, hell, Fran. 231 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,913 I'm sorry, I didn't... 232 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:41,815 What's the matter, honey? 233 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,086 Oh. 234 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,688 Oh, don't tell me I won again. 235 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,557 Oh, man! 236 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:53,193 Alright, seven-peat, baby! 237 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,594 Ooh. 238 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,731 Oh, that's got to be a record, right? Right? 239 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,899 There's no way anybody's won eight. 240 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,068 Don't tell anyone, 241 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:05,071 I was actually nervous this year 'cause of you, 242 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,240 you know, saving all those women and children 243 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,375 and everything and that... 244 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,043 [groaning] 245 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,913 Fran... next year. 246 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,049 Gator done. 247 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,251 [* upbeat music playing] 248 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,153 Ahh... 249 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,254 [laughs] 250 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,156 Hello, baby. 251 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,626 Yeah. Seven. 252 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,529 Michael Jordan only won six. 253 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,598 [chuckles] I'm the Michael Jordan 254 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:34,134 of being a cop in Florida... 255 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,268 Panhandle. 256 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,975 - [sighs] - [Daisy growls] 257 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,783 [* gentle music playing] 258 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,752 [Daisy snarls] 259 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,199 [Daisy growling] 260 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,017 [laughs] 261 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:27,921 ♪ 262 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:34,627 [Matt] And the award for "Best Undercover Op" goes to 263 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,896 Diego Verbinski III. 264 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,499 I'm told Diego couldn't be here tonight 265 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,334 as he's still embedded in the cartel. 266 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,303 - Rusty. Hey. - Hey. 267 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,772 I have a bit of an odd question for you. 268 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,041 - I'd love to. - What? 269 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,776 What? 270 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,746 Ah, look, it's a little embarrassing. 271 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,315 - Yeah. - But I'm kind of backed up. 272 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,317 And, uh, Gator Joe is trying to tell me 273 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,886 that it's safe to take reptile laxative. 274 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,688 Is that, uh, is that true? 275 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,089 - Cisapride? - Yes, yeah, 276 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,492 - that's the one. - Yeah, in, in small doses. 277 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,460 - Okay. - But you want to be careful. 278 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,828 - Uh-huh. - Um, here, 279 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,297 don't take more than this. 280 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,699 [Fran] Uh-huh. 281 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,934 - Should take about 30 minutes to kick in. - Thanks, Rusty. 282 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,337 And, um, make sure you're not on stage when it happens. 283 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,572 Oh, okay. Yeah, I won't be. 284 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,541 - Okay. - Alright. Thanks, Rusty. 285 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,943 - Alright, Fran. - [Matt] And up next, 286 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,446 "Best Internal Affairs Investigation." 287 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,083 [crowd booing] 288 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,555 [* upbeat music playing] 289 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,863 [growls] 290 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,419 [* upbeat music continues] 291 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,599 - Crybaby, hi. - [laughs] 292 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:20,633 I'm just playin'. 293 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,136 - No hard feelings, right? - None at all. 294 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,671 None at all. 295 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,307 You know, I was just being a poor sport. 296 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,744 What I should've said was, "Congratulations." 297 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:34,681 Oh, Fran, you know you're just as good a cop as me, right? 298 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,417 Oh, well, I'm not sure about that. 299 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,386 Yeah, you're probably right. 300 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:45,525 You know, winning every year ain't no picnic either. 301 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,793 Mm. 302 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,561 Keeping the public happy... 303 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,965 it's exhausting. 304 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,101 You know, Joe, you do look a little tired. 305 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,704 Do I? Ooh, can't have that. 306 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,472 Oh, got to pep up. 307 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,474 Whew. 308 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,576 [gulps] Mm. 309 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,646 Ugh. I think I got an electric rhubarb one there. 310 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,782 - Ugh, gator done. - [can clatters] 311 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,650 - Ugh. - [announcer] Lunch has arrived. 312 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,185 We're going to take a 30-minute break 313 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,421 before the final awards are given. 314 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,325 Joseph, I want you to get up on that stage 315 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:23,730 and just let the essence of who you are 316 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,465 just pour out of you. 317 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,901 Mm. You deserve it. 318 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,837 Thank you, Fran. 319 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,138 My pleasure. 320 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,474 [* upbeat music playing] 321 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,177 [indistinct chatter] 322 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,347 - Hey, can you sign this? - Aw. Of course, darlin'. 323 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,982 [stomach rumbling] 324 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,620 [rumbling continues] 325 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,559 - [flatulence] - [officer] There he is. 326 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,427 Coming through! Gator done. 327 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,365 Excuse me! Pardon me! 328 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,470 [Joe groaning] 329 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,841 You have the right to shit your pants. 330 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,276 [groaning continues] 331 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,679 Gator done. 332 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,017 [Joe] Oh, ow, oh! 333 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,552 - Ah! Oh! - [body thuds] 334 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,691 Joseph? 335 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,327 Joseph! 336 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,661 Joseph. 337 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,198 [* gentle music playing] 338 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,566 Joseph? 339 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,968 Joseph! 340 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,304 You're alright. Joseph, you're okay. 341 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,974 Oh, my God. 342 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,344 [* gentle music continues] 343 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,457 Oh. [sighs] 344 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,460 Oh, my God. 345 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,165 I'm so sorry. 346 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,268 This was a mistake. This was a big mistake. 347 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,569 [announcer] [on speaker] The final award ceremony 348 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,137 will begin in five minutes. 349 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,907 Please make your way back inside. 350 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,076 One stupid mistake. 351 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,612 [* gentle music continues] 352 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,490 So sorry. 353 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,772 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 354 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,707 I asked Rusty about the laxative. 355 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,509 When they do the autopsy, they'll put it together. 356 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,878 Oh, my God. There's no way out of this. 357 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,480 [Daisy growling] 358 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:24,144 [breathing heavily] 359 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,529 [Daisy snarls] 360 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,866 Okay, come on. 361 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,902 Come on. 362 00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:51,271 [kissing sounds] 363 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,173 [grunting] Come on! 364 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,607 [machine whirring] 365 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,045 [whirring] 366 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,447 [packet thuds] 367 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,716 [crunching] 368 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,150 Good, yeah. 369 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,754 Come on. Come on. I'll give you more. Come on. 370 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,591 [* gentle music playing] 371 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,460 Here you go. You want to come and get it? 372 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,462 You got to come and get it. Come and get it. 373 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,498 Mm, so good. Mm. Delicious. 374 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,870 [Daisy snoring] 375 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,983 [announcer] [on speaker] Please make your way to the awards ballroom 376 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,887 to find who will be the Florida Panhandle's Cop of the Year. 377 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,691 [Daisy snoring] 378 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,661 Okay, Daisy. Okay, here you go. 379 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,597 Yeah? Okay, yeah. 380 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:55,135 - Okay, alright. There you go. Come on... - [Daisy growls] 381 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,203 It's a good girl. Oh! Oh, yeah. 382 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,005 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - [roaring] 383 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,641 [Daisy growling, snarling] 384 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,911 [flesh ripping] 385 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,719 [officers laughing] 386 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,254 Officers. 387 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,357 - [officer 1] Woo! - [officer 2] Oh, my goodness. 388 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,226 [* gentle music playing] 389 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,328 I'm going to go hit the head. 390 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,830 - [Daisy growls] - [officer yells] 391 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,533 - Wait, what is it? - The frickin' gator ate Gator Joe! 392 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,367 What?! 393 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,804 [officers panicking] 394 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,444 [Charlie exhales] 395 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,213 [* gentle music playing] 396 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,627 "Bowling Green." 397 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,563 Mm. [groans] 398 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:01,568 Does anybody out there read me? 399 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,739 Disco sucks. Kill all hippies. 400 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,974 Jesus. 401 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,342 What do people do? 402 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,646 Pretty vacant, eh? Subvert normality. 403 00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:17,050 Uh, this is Gorgeous, signing off. 404 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:20,520 [trucker] [over radio] Punk is not sexual, it's just aggression. 405 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,956 - [Charlie] What? - [trucker] "Out of the Blue," right? 406 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,925 Oh, sorry, I thought you were quoting "Out of the Blue." 407 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,095 Ah, yeah, yeah. 408 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,730 "Out of the Blue," 10-4. 409 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,533 Always nice to hear from a fellow Hopper-head. 410 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,835 [trucker] And proud Linda Manz man. 411 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,470 [chuckles] Yeah, alright. 412 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,773 So, uh, what's your situation, Good Buddy? 413 00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,241 [Good Buddy] Eh, still being written, 414 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,176 one mile marker at a time. 415 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,780 I drive a rig, suits my meditative nature. 416 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,784 I see. So, sort of a poet-philosopher situation, huh? 417 00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:52,519 [Good Buddy] I've been called worse. 418 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,287 So, what's your location? 419 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,322 I guess I'm finding myself 420 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,391 at a place that feels like an ending, 421 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,093 but it's still the middle. 422 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,428 Kind of stymied. 423 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,096 [Good Buddy] You need a beginning. 424 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,733 Huh. Oh, yes, but where does one begin 425 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,269 when they're looking at a blank slate 426 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,704 the size of a country? 427 00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:12,605 Not sure what the stakes are here. 428 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,574 [Good Buddy] Well, here's what I know. 429 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:18,378 Everyone has a highway, the thing they're good at, 430 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,280 you know, the thing that defines them. 431 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,249 Because there is no destination. 432 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,251 There is only the highway. 433 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:29,422 And I believe if we open our perception and trust 434 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,724 and humble ourselves 435 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:33,193 and find sanctuary when we need it, 436 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,363 that highway will find us. 437 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,498 And now, I got to pay the water bill. 438 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,467 So, signing off for now. 439 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:44,904 But, hey, you can get me on this channel most anytime, okay? 440 00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,440 10-4, Good Buddy. 441 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,909 [* upbeat music playing] 442 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,847 [kids laughing] 443 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,952 [chickens clucking] 444 00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:04,524 ♪ I wanna see something that used to be... ♪ 445 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,861 Life is a highway, chicken friends. 446 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:14,401 ♪ I'm waiting to see it ♪ 447 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:19,773 ♪ You know it's only a question of when ♪ 448 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,175 [chicken clucking] 449 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,810 Wow. [screams] 450 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,046 Wow, uh, so I guess this isn't exactly 451 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:28,148 a, uh, chicken sanctuary, huh? 452 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,084 Well, we try to honor the natural order of things. 453 00:22:32,986 --> 00:22:35,088 [Charlie] Well, hey, I guess, uh, that's why I'm here, 454 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,891 trying to find that natural order thing and see where I fit into it. 455 00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:39,959 Then you're exactly where you're supposed to be. 456 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:42,495 [Julia] Hi, Hutch. 457 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,898 Good morning, Julia. 458 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,567 [Hutch chuckles] 459 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,135 I want to show you something, Charlie. 460 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,804 [gate unlocks] 461 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,377 When you look at her, what do you see? 462 00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,046 - Uh... - [alligator hissing] 463 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,181 Honestly, 464 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:03,283 [imitating Werner Herzog] I look into ze eyes of ze beast, 465 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,885 and I only see empty death. 466 00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:10,423 That's what most people see, a, uh, a dangerous and vicious foe. 467 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,426 But open your perception. Look in her eyes. 468 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,096 [* mystical music playing] 469 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:20,300 You'll see you're both from the same source. 470 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:24,437 Her soul is gentle because your soul is gentle. 471 00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:28,041 Her origin is your destination is your origin. 472 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:30,377 Here, you try. 473 00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:31,911 - [alligator growls] - You know, 474 00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:36,282 I don't want to do all your gator stuff in one day. 475 00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:38,284 So maybe later, yeah. 476 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:39,652 Space it out. 477 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,156 You, uh, seekin' purpose, Charlie? 478 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:47,494 Uh... yes. Uh, wow. 479 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,063 How far are you willing to go to protect the innocent? 480 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,634 [chuckles] All the way. 481 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,936 [* upbeat music playing] 482 00:23:57,037 --> 00:24:00,073 So, we've got a little under-the-radar operation 483 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,775 to liberate abused animals. 484 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,310 Outlaw activism, living outside the law, 485 00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:05,645 no room for amateurs. 486 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,847 We've freed dozens of animals in peril. 487 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:11,718 Fighting dogs, race horses, donkey-show donkeys. 488 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:14,087 But our white whale... 489 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:15,588 [taps table] is Daisy. 490 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,924 Taking Daisy to my gun signing tonight. 491 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,794 Big night for us, so I'm going to give her 492 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:24,030 a little tranquilizer to stay calm, 493 00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:28,568 a little laxative to clear her out, 494 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:33,840 a little lorazepam for her anxiety. 495 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,844 Jesus, that's like a Judy Garland of alligators. 496 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,281 Yeah. And the worst part is, people can't get enough. 497 00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:43,917 And he's big on CopTok, GatorTok. 498 00:24:44,017 --> 00:24:45,919 Because of his Rolex collection, 499 00:24:46,019 --> 00:24:47,954 he's also quite popular in the horologist community. 500 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,756 They love him on TickTockTok. 501 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:52,359 Every day Daisy spends with this sadist 502 00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:53,893 is a grave injustice. 503 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,863 And that is where you come in. 504 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:59,532 We've had several failed attempts to free Daisy. 505 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,101 Gator Joe knows us on sight. 506 00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:04,571 But you're a fresh face. You can get close. 507 00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:09,776 Hey, uh, okay, uh... 508 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,711 Well, hey, listen, I mean, I'm all in. 509 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,713 Uh, yeah, I love what you guys are doing here, 510 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,215 you know, protecting the innocent, all that. 511 00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,584 All told, I guess that, uh, 512 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:21,388 well, life has led me to my highway 513 00:25:21,488 --> 00:25:23,189 and I am ready to ride. 514 00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:25,992 - All night long. - [Charlie chuckles] 515 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,827 Well, welcome to the team, Charlie Cale. 516 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,329 Alright, so what do we do here? 517 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:32,165 I just, uh, break into Gator Joe's house and sneak her out. 518 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:33,733 [chuckles] Are you crazy? 519 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,036 He's a cop in Florida. He's armed to the teeth. 520 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,805 Yeah, no, no, much safer to take her at a public event. 521 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:41,408 And we have got just the one in mind. 522 00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:44,277 [* upbeat music playing] 523 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,353 You are going to do great. 524 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:55,355 Alright? We'll be in your ear the whole time. 525 00:25:55,455 --> 00:25:56,756 Oh. 526 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:59,292 Well, uh, be careful, it's a little waxy in there. 527 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:01,861 Okay, go get 'em. 528 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,364 - Alright, you got this. - Alright. 529 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:07,300 [* upbeat music playing] 530 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:20,146 - [snapping fingers] - ♪ We are at the Flopas ♪ 531 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,515 ♪ Flopa Capopas ♪ 532 00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:25,652 [officer] [on radio] 10-4, I'm at the buffet table. 533 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:26,853 [Charlie clears throat] 534 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:30,023 [* upbeat music playing] 535 00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:44,270 Psst. 536 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,307 Psst, hey, flannel. 537 00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:49,609 What's with all the fuzz? 538 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,411 It's a cop convention. 539 00:26:52,412 --> 00:26:53,747 Cop convention. 540 00:26:54,314 --> 00:26:57,684 [* upbeat music playing] 541 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,219 It's a cop convention. 542 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:01,488 What? 543 00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:04,057 This is a cop, cop, cop. 544 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:07,327 So, it's a cop, uh, convention, man. 545 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,929 What'd you think "The FlopaCopas" stands for? 546 00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:11,097 [laughing] 547 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:12,565 Uh, I have no idea. 548 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:15,435 It's the Florida Panhandle Cop Awards. 549 00:27:15,535 --> 00:27:17,604 Not the slightest bit self-evident. 550 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:20,240 Okay, look, just stick to the plan, Charlie, okay, 551 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:21,508 this is your highway. 552 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:23,810 First, locate Daisy. 553 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:25,679 She's most likely in the green room. 554 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:28,214 - Yeah. - Near the first floor restrooms. 555 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,319 [snaps fingers] Oh. 556 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:37,457 [* upbeat music playing] 557 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,326 [door thuds] 558 00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:48,468 [Daisy hisses] 559 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:52,539 Oh, my God. The target has been located. 560 00:27:52,639 --> 00:27:55,709 I repeat, the target has been located. 561 00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:57,110 Oh, this is fun. 562 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,978 I enjoy the lingo. 563 00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:00,013 Good work. 564 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,148 Sit tight until the cops all go to lunch, 565 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,851 then wheel the cage out the back door 566 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:07,387 and we'll be waiting for you. 567 00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:08,488 Copy that. Over. 568 00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:20,567 The cage has no wheels. 569 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,435 What do you mean it doesn't have wheels? 570 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,337 The, the cage, no wheels. 571 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:26,973 So, it's, uh, sans roulettes in Frencheese. 572 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:29,576 Well, that doesn't make sense. How'd they get it in there? 573 00:28:29,676 --> 00:28:30,844 I don't know, dude, 574 00:28:30,944 --> 00:28:32,112 I'm just, uh, telling you 575 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,380 the physical realities here, man. 576 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,514 [Hutch] Okay, then, Charlie, you're going 577 00:28:34,614 --> 00:28:36,016 to have to probably break the lock... 578 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:38,385 [crying] 579 00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,420 Hey. Uh... 580 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,522 Hi, hi. Uh... 581 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,558 - Oh. - Hey, you alright? 582 00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:47,060 [sniffles] 583 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,796 These awards are so stupid. 584 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,431 You know, I've always known that. 585 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:54,734 They have absolutely nothing to do with doing good work, 586 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,536 but, oh, I want to win. 587 00:28:56,636 --> 00:28:59,706 I want to win so badly, and it's making me feel crazy. 588 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,307 It's turning me into somebody that I'm not. 589 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:03,877 And I know that. And I just-- I can't stop it. 590 00:29:03,977 --> 00:29:06,079 - [crying] - No, I, uh, 591 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:08,081 I mean, that makes sense, it's fair. 592 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:10,116 You know, wanting to be acknowledged for your good works. 593 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,952 I got to say, I do, I-I recognize you 594 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:14,621 from the, uh, the placard out front. 595 00:29:14,721 --> 00:29:16,189 It's a-- Yeah, it's a placard, right? 596 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:17,757 - That's what that is? - Yeah, it's a placard. 597 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,092 Because thwarting assholes 598 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:22,228 and also, uh, protecting the innocent, man, 599 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:23,830 I mean, it's cool. 600 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,432 Thwarting assholes. 601 00:29:25,532 --> 00:29:27,000 Yeah, I too am not loving 602 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,269 how those two words come together, but yeah. 603 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:31,838 - Thanks. - Yeah. 604 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,373 Yeah. Assholes. 605 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:38,178 Did you, uh, did you need something back here? 606 00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:41,848 [laughing] 607 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,487 You take it easy, okay? 608 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,956 - Okay. - Okay. 609 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:57,230 - [sighs] - [Daisy growls] 610 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,166 I'm sorry, you want me to what? 611 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:04,371 Charlie, you're her only hope for a better life, okay. 612 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:05,505 It's no big deal. 613 00:30:05,605 --> 00:30:07,841 Alright, just break the lock, attach your leash, 614 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,976 and walk her out the back door. 615 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:14,381 Look, you'll see, okay? Daisy has a gentle soul. 616 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:16,483 [sighs] 617 00:30:19,753 --> 00:30:20,920 [clanging] 618 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,325 - Okay. - [Daisy growling] 619 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:27,494 Now, if I open this cage, are you going to be cool? 620 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:29,596 - [Daisy hisses] - Cool. 621 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,401 Put this, be cool. 622 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:42,409 [* dramatic music playing] 623 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:44,477 Oh, shit. 624 00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:46,613 [gasps] Oh, my God. 625 00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:51,317 - [throat singer chanting] - [* mystical music playing] 626 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:03,029 [bell tolls] 627 00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:04,631 Huh. 628 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:08,134 Boy, oh, boy, oh. [laughs] 629 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,336 Okay. 630 00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:10,870 Alright, here we go. 631 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:11,971 Freedom awaits. 632 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:13,940 A better life. 633 00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:15,709 Chicken dinners are plentiful. 634 00:31:15,809 --> 00:31:17,177 [Daisy growls] 635 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:18,445 Okay. 636 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,348 Yay, I got the leash on, 637 00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:24,451 but the, uh, little puppy gator does not want to move. 638 00:31:25,652 --> 00:31:26,686 Shit. 639 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:29,789 See if you can find some Oreos. 640 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,991 Okay, they're her favorite treat. 641 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:37,230 [* suspenseful music playing] 642 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,799 I used to be an Eagle Scout. 643 00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:41,301 Alright. 644 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:42,502 Two secs. 645 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:45,305 [vending machine whirring] 646 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:46,840 Ah, geez, what's your problem, man? 647 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,975 Come on, this is perfectly legal tender. 648 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:53,079 Oh, hey, uh, do you have like a dollar on you? 649 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:54,314 This thing's a real purist. 650 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:57,450 Sorry, got to shit, Gator done. 651 00:31:58,018 --> 00:31:59,719 Thank you for your candor. 652 00:32:00,787 --> 00:32:02,389 Oh, come on. 653 00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:05,592 - Go, go, go. - [whirring] 654 00:32:07,694 --> 00:32:08,728 Ah, geez. 655 00:32:11,965 --> 00:32:13,366 Thievery it is. 656 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:18,071 Hey, guys, we have a small problem. 657 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:20,407 [Daisy growls] 658 00:32:20,507 --> 00:32:22,575 [officer] The frickin' gator ate Gator Joe! 659 00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:25,712 Uh, we have a big problem! 660 00:32:29,716 --> 00:32:31,317 [Hutch] [over radio] You've got to get out of there, Charlie. 661 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,887 I know, I'm just, uh, trying to suss out what happened here. 662 00:32:33,987 --> 00:32:35,955 No, s-- No, we need to abort the mission. 663 00:32:36,056 --> 00:32:37,657 Come on, I'm sussing, okay. 664 00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:38,792 - [Hutch] Charlie. - Jesus. 665 00:32:38,892 --> 00:32:40,026 Alright, boys, 666 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,095 this here is my county, 667 00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:44,831 and I'll be running this here lemonade stand. 668 00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:47,067 The Gator crossed county lines to get here. 669 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,435 That makes it FHP. 670 00:32:48,535 --> 00:32:49,936 Piss off, Willie, you're a loose cannon. 671 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:50,937 No, you're a loose cannon. 672 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:54,007 [all shouting] 673 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:55,809 Boys. 674 00:32:55,909 --> 00:32:57,444 Gentlemen! 675 00:32:57,544 --> 00:32:59,579 Now, listen, this is a gator attack, 676 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:01,247 and I think it's best... 677 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,817 we leave it up to Animal Control to handle. 678 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:06,453 I'd be happy to run point. 679 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:09,956 [people shouting] 680 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:11,191 Alright, alright, alright, alright. 681 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,593 I think we can all agree on one thing. 682 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,662 - Daisy's got to die. - [officer] Mm-hm. 683 00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:18,765 Well, if that's what's safest, then let's not waste any time. 684 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:20,500 We wouldn't want to see anyone else get hurt here. 685 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,269 No, no, hey, hey, hey. Guys, let's not be hasty here. 686 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:26,473 Surely, there must be some sort of a gator due process. 687 00:33:26,573 --> 00:33:29,709 Once a gator's known the taste of human blood, 688 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:32,012 oh, that's it. 689 00:33:32,112 --> 00:33:33,446 You got to put it down. 690 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:35,582 [Charlie] What? 691 00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:38,051 Jesus. 692 00:33:38,952 --> 00:33:42,455 - [Daisy growls] - [all clamoring] 693 00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,992 We could wait a bit. 694 00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:51,664 She probably needs a nap to digest after her meal. 695 00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:53,266 [officer 1] You know what? 696 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:56,503 Animal Control guy's actually making a lot of sense. 697 00:33:56,603 --> 00:33:57,937 [officers agreeing] 698 00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,239 [Rusty] That's my job. 699 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:00,740 [officer 2] I'm good to hang back. 700 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:06,079 Oh, shit. 701 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:08,782 Oh, shit. 702 00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:17,657 - Charlie. - Ah. 703 00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:19,359 Did you turn off your walkie? We need to go. 704 00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:20,860 Oh, no, we can't go. No, no, no. 705 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,696 They're trying to kill Daisy, man, we don't have much time. 706 00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:25,265 Charlie, if she's known the taste of human blood, 707 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,801 they should kill her. 708 00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,869 Hold on a second. Now I did that thing that you said, 709 00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:32,939 I looked her right in the eyes, and that is a gentle soul, man. 710 00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,375 She ate her owner so clearly not. 711 00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:36,910 No, no, she didn't because I saw her 712 00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:38,945 right before the attack and she was very calm, okay. 713 00:34:39,045 --> 00:34:41,147 In fact, I tied up her little cage with a twisty tie thing. 714 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:42,582 - I don't know what that is. - Yes, you do. 715 00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:45,151 [stammers] It's a twisty tie for a bread fastener. 716 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,354 - I've never eaten bread. - No, I tied it. I... 717 00:34:47,454 --> 00:34:48,955 You've never eaten bread? 718 00:34:49,055 --> 00:34:50,323 Literally, not once. 719 00:34:55,028 --> 00:34:56,229 [clears throat] 720 00:34:58,298 --> 00:35:00,467 [mouths] Come on. 721 00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,569 Okay, so I know what you're thinking. 722 00:35:02,669 --> 00:35:04,738 Okay, a gator, that's a very strong animal. 723 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:06,973 Surely, she just broke free of that cage by herself. 724 00:35:07,073 --> 00:35:09,709 But no, I'm telling you, it was untied, 725 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:13,246 you see, by fingers, human fingers, okay? 726 00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:15,115 And also, I saw just a, 727 00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:17,017 a whole trail of Oreos in this hallway. 728 00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:18,985 Okay, so Gator Joe let her out. 729 00:35:19,085 --> 00:35:20,587 Well, no, Gator Joe, I saw him too, 730 00:35:20,687 --> 00:35:22,355 and he was running around, he was shitting his pants. 731 00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:24,824 I saw him, he had to take a shit real bad. 732 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:27,260 Okay, look, Charlie, the mission is scrubbed. 733 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,428 We have to go. You coming or not? 734 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:29,729 What happened to taking care 735 00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:30,897 of innocent creatures? 736 00:35:30,997 --> 00:35:32,265 She's not an innocent creature. 737 00:35:32,365 --> 00:35:33,566 She's a killer of men. 738 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:34,567 But she's... 739 00:35:34,668 --> 00:35:36,403 Taste of human blood, Charlie, 740 00:35:36,503 --> 00:35:37,937 I don't make the rules. 741 00:35:38,038 --> 00:35:38,972 Come on. 742 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:40,540 What is this? 743 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,908 Fucking amateurs! 744 00:35:42,008 --> 00:35:43,743 [Chief Pendleton] [on phone] Yeah, I'm-I'm just calling 745 00:35:43,843 --> 00:35:46,579 to see how you're doing after what happened. 746 00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:48,181 I'm okay. 747 00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:49,516 It's pretty horrific. 748 00:35:49,616 --> 00:35:51,985 - His blood is everywhere. - What? 749 00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:53,486 Whose blood? 750 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:56,756 I'm talking about Gator Joe's new TikkyTok. 751 00:35:57,557 --> 00:35:58,692 What? 752 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:01,795 [crying] 753 00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:04,597 - [Joe] Crybaby alert! - [gasps] 754 00:36:05,365 --> 00:36:07,801 Oh, hell, Fran. 755 00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:10,337 Oh, don't tell me I won again. 756 00:36:11,137 --> 00:36:13,173 Oh, man! [laughs] 757 00:36:13,273 --> 00:36:16,209 What? He wasn't filming. 758 00:36:16,476 --> 00:36:17,644 He didn't have a phone out. 759 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:21,781 Fran, whose blood is everywhere? 760 00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:28,755 [in slo-mo] That's got to be a record, right? 761 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,825 [echoing laughter] 762 00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:34,928 Chief, I got to go. 763 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:39,099 Uh, hey, fella, 764 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,001 you work with Animal Command, yeah? 765 00:36:42,435 --> 00:36:44,771 - Yeah. Rusty. - Okay. 766 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,539 How ironclad would you say 767 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,842 that this whole taste of human blood thing is? 768 00:36:48,942 --> 00:36:52,078 Because I shared a brief cosmic connection with Daisy, 769 00:36:52,178 --> 00:36:53,279 and I got to say, 770 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,382 I think she might be getting railroaded here. 771 00:36:56,449 --> 00:36:57,817 You know, it's funny, 772 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:00,353 she never seemed very aggressive on TikTok, 773 00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:01,821 generally quite docile. 774 00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:02,856 Hmm. 775 00:37:02,956 --> 00:37:05,091 Yeah, that, uh, [snaps fingers] Gator Joe, 776 00:37:05,191 --> 00:37:07,660 he kept her hopped up on a lot of drugs. 777 00:37:07,761 --> 00:37:10,096 Maybe she just had a bad trip? 778 00:37:10,597 --> 00:37:12,599 I don't know why anything in her normal drug regimen 779 00:37:12,699 --> 00:37:15,368 would trigger a violent outburst like this. 780 00:37:16,136 --> 00:37:19,039 Hey, Fran, how's your tummy feeling? 781 00:37:19,139 --> 00:37:21,074 Much better. Thank you, Rusty. 782 00:37:21,174 --> 00:37:23,376 Good. [laughs] 783 00:37:24,277 --> 00:37:25,612 Huh. 784 00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:27,547 Gosh, man, I mean, what kind of a drug 785 00:37:27,647 --> 00:37:29,683 would make a gator turn violent? 786 00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:34,954 [* suspenseful music playing] 787 00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:38,324 [indistinct chatter] 788 00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:39,793 Excuse me, Sheriff. 789 00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,461 Howdy, Fran. 790 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,330 - Hello. - You alright? 791 00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,199 - Oh. - I know he was a friend. 792 00:37:46,299 --> 00:37:47,667 Yeah. 793 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:49,069 Hard day. 794 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:51,338 Uh, listen, when you opened that door, 795 00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:53,606 did you see any sunglasses? 796 00:37:53,707 --> 00:37:55,442 They were a gift from Joe's mom, 797 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:56,743 and, uh, I think he was wearing them. 798 00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:58,978 I'd just love to get them back to her. 799 00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:01,314 Well, I didn't see any glasses. 800 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:02,749 But if they were on his head, 801 00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:04,818 then they're probably in that gator's belly. 802 00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:07,220 Don't you worry, though. 803 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,889 We'll slice her open and get it back for you. 804 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:11,925 But it would have to be logged into evidence first, 805 00:38:12,025 --> 00:38:16,329 but his mother will definitely get 'em back. 806 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:19,599 - Great. - Okay, alright. 807 00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:22,302 Hey, y'all, I don't hear nothin'. 808 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:24,137 I think it might be go time. 809 00:38:24,237 --> 00:38:25,338 [all hollering] 810 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:26,740 Okay, alright, hol-hold on. 811 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,976 What are-- Do we know that we have all the equipment 812 00:38:30,076 --> 00:38:31,177 that, you know, we need? 813 00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:32,445 Maybe we should make 814 00:38:32,545 --> 00:38:34,748 some strategy decisions. 815 00:38:34,848 --> 00:38:37,884 Shit or get off the shitter, Fran. 816 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:39,953 - Yee-haw! - Woo! 817 00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:42,389 [* dramatic music playing] 818 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:44,758 [indistinct chatter] 819 00:38:49,763 --> 00:38:51,931 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 820 00:38:52,365 --> 00:38:53,800 Geez. 821 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,403 She's in the walls. 822 00:38:56,936 --> 00:38:59,172 [Charlie] Honky dory, honky dory, honky dory. 823 00:38:59,272 --> 00:39:00,840 What's that, 1:14? 824 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:04,110 1:10 to 1:14, 825 00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:05,145 a bag of meth goes missing. 826 00:39:05,245 --> 00:39:08,782 Ingesting methamphetamine could definitely cause a gator 827 00:39:08,882 --> 00:39:11,484 to become aggressive for a short period of time. 828 00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:13,153 Ha! Hell yeah, you think? 829 00:39:13,253 --> 00:39:14,988 [laughs] 830 00:39:15,088 --> 00:39:18,858 Uh... hey, uh, psst, uh... 831 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:21,361 did you happen to see an alligator come through here 832 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:22,662 and score some crystal? 833 00:39:22,762 --> 00:39:25,131 - I don't know. - Oh, I'm so sorry, 834 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:27,967 so y-y-you don't know if you saw 835 00:39:28,068 --> 00:39:29,569 a fully formed alligator 836 00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:31,971 walk in here and steal a bag of meth. 837 00:39:32,072 --> 00:39:34,874 I'm literally only here because I got caught shoplifting. 838 00:39:34,974 --> 00:39:37,243 And the cop said it was either this or juvie. 839 00:39:37,344 --> 00:39:38,411 - Okay. - Okay, I guess, 840 00:39:38,511 --> 00:39:39,646 I guess that's back on us. 841 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:40,947 So, human brain, here we go. 842 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:43,350 Uh, you see that? 843 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:46,252 Look how that entire-- just that whole display 844 00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:49,289 of methamphetamine is just, uh, pristine. 845 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,391 I mean, there is no way that a gator 846 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:53,693 with those crazy gator claws could come in there 847 00:39:53,793 --> 00:39:56,896 and just pluck a bag so cleanly. 848 00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:58,998 It's got to be the work of human fingers. 849 00:39:59,099 --> 00:40:02,402 You think someone stole the meth and gave it to Daisy? 850 00:40:02,902 --> 00:40:04,938 You know, I think maybe I do think that. 851 00:40:05,872 --> 00:40:07,107 A meth gator. 852 00:40:07,207 --> 00:40:08,408 I mean, have you ever heard 853 00:40:08,508 --> 00:40:09,609 of some shit like that? 854 00:40:09,709 --> 00:40:13,246 Like, every week, yeah. 855 00:40:13,346 --> 00:40:14,381 This is Florida. 856 00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:15,582 [gun cocking] 857 00:40:15,682 --> 00:40:17,584 We got a gator on the loose. 858 00:40:17,684 --> 00:40:19,152 I suggest you arm yourselves. 859 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:22,422 Oh. No, gosh. 860 00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:25,125 Hey, hey, hey, cops only. 861 00:40:25,225 --> 00:40:26,459 No janitors. 862 00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:30,430 I am a cop. 863 00:40:30,530 --> 00:40:33,967 [* dramatic music playing] 864 00:40:35,368 --> 00:40:37,037 Ah, et tu, Rusty? 865 00:40:37,137 --> 00:40:39,372 She's known the taste of human blood, Charlie. 866 00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:40,874 Now she's on the loose. 867 00:40:40,974 --> 00:40:42,108 [gun cocking] 868 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,877 We got to ice that bitch. 869 00:40:45,178 --> 00:40:46,479 Gosh. 870 00:40:50,684 --> 00:40:52,052 [announcer] The murder suspect, 871 00:40:52,152 --> 00:40:55,188 Daisy the alligator, is still on the loose. 872 00:40:55,288 --> 00:40:57,724 [* dramatic music playing] 873 00:40:57,824 --> 00:40:59,559 [Charlie] Ah, thievery. 874 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,661 Excuse me. 875 00:41:05,532 --> 00:41:08,601 [Daisy snarling] 876 00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:12,639 Hey, Daisy. 877 00:41:13,173 --> 00:41:15,241 It's me, from before. 878 00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:17,243 You gonna be cool? 879 00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:20,580 - [Daisy snarls] - Looks like you crashed. So, uh, 880 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,716 I think that these psychos, they want your head. 881 00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:24,951 But I, I think you were set up 882 00:41:25,051 --> 00:41:26,252 and so I'm going to get you out of here. 883 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:28,655 It's kind of what I do, capisce? 884 00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:31,291 - Hey. Hey, easy. - Whoa! 885 00:41:31,391 --> 00:41:33,193 Don't shoot. This gator's been framed. 886 00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:35,261 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 887 00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:36,963 Uh-huh? And what makes you say that? 888 00:41:37,063 --> 00:41:38,431 Well, I don't know, I mean, Daisy here, 889 00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:40,266 she's kind of a gentle soul, you know? 890 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,102 And I-I just think that maybe, uh, 891 00:41:42,202 --> 00:41:43,937 well, I think somebody gave her a bunch of meth 892 00:41:44,037 --> 00:41:45,105 and then she's acting all crazy. 893 00:41:45,205 --> 00:41:46,740 And I don't know why, but I just know 894 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,708 there's loose cannons out there and they're going to try 895 00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:51,011 to kill without asking any questions. 896 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,315 Alright, let's get her out of here. 897 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,450 Huh? 898 00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:59,586 [* upbeat music playing] 899 00:41:59,686 --> 00:42:02,322 [indistinct chatter] 900 00:42:09,162 --> 00:42:10,864 [Charlie exclaiming] 901 00:42:10,964 --> 00:42:13,166 - This cookie's good. - [indistinct chatter] 902 00:42:13,566 --> 00:42:15,268 Come on, don't stop, don't stop. 903 00:42:18,004 --> 00:42:19,005 [Daisy growls] 904 00:42:19,105 --> 00:42:21,174 [car engine revving] 905 00:42:22,008 --> 00:42:23,576 [sighs] 906 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,578 Almost there. 907 00:42:25,979 --> 00:42:27,547 You think she'll be happy there? 908 00:42:27,647 --> 00:42:29,215 Natural order and so on? 909 00:42:29,315 --> 00:42:32,585 Well, I don't know, but it is protected swamp land, so... 910 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:37,691 Oh, uh, do you have any, uh, sanitizer? 911 00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:39,025 Oh, yeah, in my purse. 912 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,694 Did she crap while you were loading her up? 913 00:42:40,794 --> 00:42:42,929 Oh, uh, no, not to my knowledge. 914 00:42:43,029 --> 00:42:45,598 It's just been a lot of funny smells for one day. 915 00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:47,400 - If you follow me. - Mm. 916 00:42:47,834 --> 00:42:51,104 You know, I saw, uh, Gator Joe right before he died, 917 00:42:51,204 --> 00:42:54,541 and he told me that he really had to go to the bathroom 918 00:42:54,641 --> 00:42:55,875 and it was true. 919 00:42:55,975 --> 00:42:56,843 Mm-hm. 920 00:42:56,943 --> 00:42:58,211 Yeah, it's just that, uh, 921 00:42:58,311 --> 00:43:00,547 well, usually, I mean, after the age of 10 or so, 922 00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:02,582 people usually aren't explicitly honest 923 00:43:02,682 --> 00:43:03,616 about that sort of thing. 924 00:43:03,717 --> 00:43:05,285 Well, mentally, 10 was 925 00:43:05,385 --> 00:43:08,288 just about in the pocket for Joe's psychology. 926 00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:11,524 Yeah, he was really, he was making a beeline for that toilet 927 00:43:11,624 --> 00:43:13,360 like a, a freight train. 928 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:15,395 Well, you know, he did give her a lot of laxatives, 929 00:43:15,495 --> 00:43:18,231 you know, and I think he-he took some himself sometimes, 930 00:43:18,331 --> 00:43:21,101 you know, so that's why he was running for the head. 931 00:43:22,168 --> 00:43:24,104 - I'll bet. - Gosh. 932 00:43:24,371 --> 00:43:26,039 How do you know that? 933 00:43:27,807 --> 00:43:30,643 Unfortunately, I have watched a lot of his TikTok. 934 00:43:30,744 --> 00:43:32,612 [Charlie] Is that how you got hooked on these, 935 00:43:32,712 --> 00:43:34,914 these 2-Hour Power Juices? 936 00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:35,849 [laughing] 937 00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:38,051 Right, yeah, love that stuff. 938 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:40,253 Bullshit. 939 00:43:41,888 --> 00:43:45,425 Oh. Right, yeah. They are disgusting. 940 00:43:45,525 --> 00:43:48,161 But they get the job done in a pinch. 941 00:43:49,029 --> 00:43:49,996 Hmm. 942 00:43:50,096 --> 00:43:52,465 [birds chirping] 943 00:43:52,565 --> 00:43:54,267 [Daisy hissing] 944 00:43:56,002 --> 00:43:58,405 [* dramatic music playing] 945 00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:00,073 [Daisy growls] 946 00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:06,146 You know what, you should, uh-- 947 00:44:06,246 --> 00:44:08,648 Why don't you go get the car started up? 948 00:44:08,982 --> 00:44:10,717 Oh, I'll just-- I'll wait here. 949 00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:13,520 No, yeah, the boots aren't right for this. 950 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:14,988 It's a muddy situation. 951 00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:16,322 Very muddy. 952 00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:17,691 Muddy. 953 00:44:18,358 --> 00:44:19,693 Ah. 954 00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:22,829 Oh, alright. 955 00:44:23,363 --> 00:44:26,266 And, uh, you're just going to let her go, yeah? 956 00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:27,400 Yep. Just going to-- 957 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,503 I'm going to release her into this swamp here, yep. 958 00:44:30,904 --> 00:44:33,473 Yeah, yeah. Okay, alright then. 959 00:44:33,573 --> 00:44:37,277 Well, I guess, uh, I should just go, uh, get her fired up. 960 00:44:37,377 --> 00:44:39,379 Alright. Okay then. 961 00:44:39,479 --> 00:44:40,747 Alright. 962 00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:44,117 [* dramatic music continues] 963 00:45:05,939 --> 00:45:08,341 - Hey. - [grunts] 964 00:45:08,441 --> 00:45:11,745 Gosh, I, uh, thought you were one of the good ones. 965 00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:15,081 But I, uh, guess you're just another loose cannon. 966 00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:17,484 - [Daisy growling] - I am not a loose cannon. 967 00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:18,852 Who are you? 968 00:45:18,952 --> 00:45:21,988 You are the nosiest cater waiter I've ever met! 969 00:45:22,088 --> 00:45:23,923 Just another, another guy, 970 00:45:24,024 --> 00:45:26,993 just, uh, concerned with protecting the innocent, same as you. 971 00:45:27,093 --> 00:45:29,129 This gator's not innocent. 972 00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:30,430 She killed a man. 973 00:45:31,097 --> 00:45:32,198 Bullshit. 974 00:45:33,299 --> 00:45:34,601 Oh, but you know what wasn't bullshit, 975 00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:37,103 uh, when you said that, uh, Gator Joe had 976 00:45:37,203 --> 00:45:39,506 to take that shit because of reptile laxative. 977 00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:41,274 Well, you knew that was true. 978 00:45:42,175 --> 00:45:43,777 But the thing is, right, so Gator Joe, 979 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:46,179 he knew that he was going to win that award. 980 00:45:46,279 --> 00:45:48,848 So, I mean, why? 981 00:45:48,948 --> 00:45:51,418 Why on earth would he take industrial-strength 982 00:45:51,518 --> 00:45:54,921 reptile laxative before he knew he had to get on stage? 983 00:45:55,889 --> 00:45:56,956 I didn't mean to hurt him. 984 00:45:57,057 --> 00:45:59,926 I just wanted to embarrass him, you know? 985 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:02,328 Just embarrass him a little bit. 986 00:46:02,729 --> 00:46:04,097 Wait, so, so what? 987 00:46:04,197 --> 00:46:06,866 So, you put the laxative in his Power Juice, 988 00:46:06,966 --> 00:46:10,003 and then, what, you just, you gave him too much? 989 00:46:11,171 --> 00:46:12,839 Oh, I see, so you needed a fall guy 990 00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:17,143 and, oh, so you gave Daisy a bunch of meth 991 00:46:17,243 --> 00:46:18,578 hoping that she would just go to town on him. 992 00:46:18,678 --> 00:46:20,814 I got to say, I'm saying that in a rational tone of voice, 993 00:46:20,914 --> 00:46:22,649 but it is empirically insane. 994 00:46:23,016 --> 00:46:25,852 Damn awards. You know, I used to be a good cop. 995 00:46:25,952 --> 00:46:27,654 I used to be a really good cop. 996 00:46:27,754 --> 00:46:29,756 Okay, okay, easy. 997 00:46:29,856 --> 00:46:31,758 Fran, you still are, okay? 998 00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:34,227 Let's just go back and tell them the truth. 999 00:46:36,529 --> 00:46:37,764 I can't. 1000 00:46:37,864 --> 00:46:40,934 No, no, I'm not going to throw it all away. 1001 00:46:41,034 --> 00:46:45,171 No. Not for some asshole with two goddamn catchphrases. 1002 00:46:45,271 --> 00:46:47,474 - [* dramatic music playing] - [Daisy growls] 1003 00:46:47,574 --> 00:46:48,942 [grunts] 1004 00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:51,411 [screaming] 1005 00:46:51,511 --> 00:46:52,979 Stop, stop, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't. 1006 00:46:53,079 --> 00:46:54,014 No, this isn't who you are. 1007 00:46:54,114 --> 00:46:55,715 I see you, I know you. 1008 00:46:55,815 --> 00:46:57,851 And if you look in her eyes, you'll see that. 1009 00:46:59,052 --> 00:47:02,055 [* mystical music playing] 1010 00:47:05,191 --> 00:47:08,461 [throat singer chanting] 1011 00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:18,938 [bell chimes] 1012 00:47:24,144 --> 00:47:26,279 Thank you, I, I needed to hear that. 1013 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,215 I'm going to confess it all and take what comes. 1014 00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:31,217 Well, I was talking to Daisy, 1015 00:47:31,317 --> 00:47:33,920 but, uh, well, I'm glad it landed for you as well. 1016 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:37,157 [* gentle music playing] 1017 00:47:37,257 --> 00:47:39,159 [Fran] And there she goes. 1018 00:47:39,259 --> 00:47:40,960 [Charlie] Back to the swamp. 1019 00:47:41,061 --> 00:47:43,763 [water splashing] 1020 00:47:43,863 --> 00:47:45,899 - Hey. - [flies buzzing] 1021 00:47:55,075 --> 00:48:01,047 Fran, that is the most Florida Man shit of all time. 1022 00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:04,317 No way I'm bringing that in front of a judge. 1023 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:07,053 Cousin Larry'd have a field day. 1024 00:48:08,021 --> 00:48:09,889 Chief, I murdered someone. 1025 00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:12,959 No, Gator Joe was eaten 1026 00:48:13,059 --> 00:48:16,229 by his own gator, case closed. 1027 00:48:16,329 --> 00:48:19,432 And let's all get back to doing our jobs. 1028 00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:22,802 Then I resign. 1029 00:48:23,269 --> 00:48:25,638 I don't deserve to wear this badge. 1030 00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:27,540 Fran, come on. 1031 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,576 You're one of the good ones. 1032 00:48:29,676 --> 00:48:32,245 Your community needs you. 1033 00:48:32,345 --> 00:48:34,514 I'll have to find another way to serve it. 1034 00:48:36,149 --> 00:48:39,352 ♪ Just movin', movin' along ♪ 1035 00:48:40,086 --> 00:48:43,023 ♪ Just movin', movin' along ♪ 1036 00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:45,558 ♪ Well, I'm chasing the blues ♪ 1037 00:48:45,658 --> 00:48:47,527 ♪ Right out of my mind ♪ 1038 00:48:47,627 --> 00:48:50,196 ♪ I'm leaving my cares and my worries... ♪ 1039 00:48:50,296 --> 00:48:51,664 You're doing great, Fran. 1040 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,967 Keep this up, you could win volunteer of the month. 1041 00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:58,104 - ♪ I'm leavin' town today ♪ - ♪ Just movin' ♪ 1042 00:48:58,204 --> 00:49:00,674 ♪ Movin' along, my lonesome... ♪ 1043 00:49:00,774 --> 00:49:02,876 [Good Buddy] [over radio] Okay, okay. Pretty crazy, man. 1044 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:05,545 I'm getting the sense that this is par for the course with you. 1045 00:49:05,645 --> 00:49:07,313 Mm. Well, you know me. 1046 00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:09,816 Stick with me and you'll never want for the crazy. 1047 00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,685 [Good Buddy] So, what's up next? 1048 00:49:11,985 --> 00:49:15,588 Ah, well, uh, whatever's next, I guess. 1049 00:49:15,689 --> 00:49:17,157 Uh... 1050 00:49:17,257 --> 00:49:18,558 Shit, man, I don't know. 1051 00:49:18,658 --> 00:49:19,659 Maybe the next exit 1052 00:49:19,759 --> 00:49:21,761 and I'll finally find my place in the world. 1053 00:49:21,861 --> 00:49:26,433 But, hey, thanks to you and a prehistoric reptile, 1054 00:49:26,533 --> 00:49:30,470 ah, at least maybe, maybe I'm figuring out 1055 00:49:30,570 --> 00:49:33,139 how to finally start enjoying this journey, you know? 1056 00:49:33,406 --> 00:49:35,208 Over and out, Good Buddy. 1057 00:49:35,308 --> 00:49:38,078 ♪ Like the sun and the moon and the stars above ♪ 1058 00:49:38,178 --> 00:49:39,813 [Daisy growling] 1059 00:49:39,913 --> 00:49:43,350 ♪ We're gonna be one of a kind ♪ 1060 00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:45,185 Hey. Hey! 1061 00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:48,121 Daisy, it's me from the FlopaCopas. 1062 00:49:48,221 --> 00:49:49,589 Comin' right this way. 1063 00:49:49,689 --> 00:49:52,125 ♪ I'll find a new love wherever I'll be ♪ 1064 00:49:52,225 --> 00:49:54,427 Taste of human blood. 1065 00:49:55,228 --> 00:49:56,930 Hi. Uh, that's crazy. 1066 00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:59,499 I got this, um, I have a conference call. 1067 00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:01,167 - I'm going to be on my way... - [car engine starts] 1068 00:50:01,267 --> 00:50:02,369 ...but it was great to see you. 1069 00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:05,605 Boy, did we go on a little adventure, huh, Daisy? 1070 00:50:05,705 --> 00:50:08,742 [car engine roaring] 1071 00:50:09,576 --> 00:50:11,444 [water splashing] 1072 00:50:11,544 --> 00:50:15,148 ♪ Just movin', movin' along ♪ 1073 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:19,052 Some sad news, fam, 1074 00:50:19,986 --> 00:50:23,757 our lovely fiancée has flown the coop. 1075 00:50:25,091 --> 00:50:26,493 Shannon is gone. 1076 00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:29,763 She gave me a choice, 1077 00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:32,065 her or Daisy. 1078 00:50:32,966 --> 00:50:35,335 [Daisy snarling] 1079 00:50:35,435 --> 00:50:37,671 How could I ever leave my soulmate? 1080 00:50:39,506 --> 00:50:41,708 [Daisy growling] 1081 00:50:41,808 --> 00:50:43,777 I love you too, Daisy. 1082 00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:46,913 Life was so much simpler back then. 1083 00:50:47,013 --> 00:50:49,849 You were just a cute baby gator. 1084 00:50:49,949 --> 00:50:52,652 And I was just a cute traffic cop. 1085 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,755 No pressure, 1086 00:50:55,855 --> 00:50:57,924 no worries, 1087 00:50:58,024 --> 00:51:00,894 no six-figure endorsement deals. 1088 00:51:00,994 --> 00:51:02,395 [Daisy hissing] 1089 00:51:02,495 --> 00:51:04,597 It's just me and you, Daisy. 1090 00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:07,133 Eating bucket fulls of mice 1091 00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:10,770 and helping old ladies and children cross the street. 1092 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:14,274 Me and you. 1093 00:51:14,874 --> 00:51:16,409 Gator done! 1094 00:51:16,509 --> 00:51:19,779 - [* music fades out] - ♪ Yay-ee... ♪