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Hello.
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My name is leslie knope,and I work for
the parks and recreation department.
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Can I ask you a few questions?
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Would you say that you are
enjoying yourself and having fun,
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having a moderate amount of fun and somewhat
enjoying yourself,or having no fun and no enjoyment?
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I'm gonna put "a lot of fun.
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" Ms. Knope! There's a
drunk stuck in the slide.
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Sir,this--this is
a children's slide.
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You're not allowed to sleep in here.
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You know,when I first tell people that I work
in the government,they say,"oh,the government.
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The government stinks.The
lines are too long at the dmv.
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" But now things have changed.
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People need our help.
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And it feels good to be needed.
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- Could you put your arms to your side?
- ****
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- And that might help you slide down a little easier?
- ***
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Do you want to come this way?
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- Okay,we're gonna need you to get out.
- Can you please go away?
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Get out of the slide.
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- Okay?You're...Here we go!
- Can you please go away?
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Okay,wake up.Here we
go.Out of the slide.
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You know,government isn't
just a boys' club anymore.
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Women are everyw re.
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It's a great time to
be a woman in politics.
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Hillary clinton.Sarah
palin.Me.Nancy pelosi.
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We did it!
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You know,I-- I like to tell people,you know,"get on
board and buckle up,"bause my ride'sgonna be a big one.
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If "andyou get motion sickness,"you
know,put your head between your knees
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'cause leslie knope's
stopping for no one.
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Parks.and.Recreation.S01E01.
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Tonight is our next monthly
community outreach public forum.
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And that is tonight.
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- That is tonight.
- Right.
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Leslie will be running it.
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And we need one more.
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Who wants in?
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Tom.
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Fine.
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This is a great thing
for you guys to see.
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This is where the rubber of government
meets the road of actual human beings.
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When I go through these
doors,I need to be on.
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Like the white house press secretary.
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Are you ready?
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- Yeah.
-Okay.
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Here we go.
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It's locked.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Thank you so much for
coming.What an amazing turnout.
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My name is leslie knope.
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I am the deputy director of the
parks and recreation department,
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and tonight we're gonna be
taking some of your questions as--
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hello?
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We're having a meeting in here.
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Does anybody have any
questions about permits?
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So take two.
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I'm leslie knope,and with me is
department member tom haverford.
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We are here to answer any
and all of your questions.
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So fire away.
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Well,it's a great day,because,uh,last
month they put me in jail.
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That's right.
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The,uh,the head of the police
is a ninth-degree mason.
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But the music is so loud.
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Stop the graffiti,please.Please.
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I don't like obscenities ju-- just
as much as you don't like them.
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No,it drives me crazy.I have kids.
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hey,My And the guy's,"you My,You Head.
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" These people are members of a
community that care about where they live,
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so what I hear when I'm being yelled
at is people caring loudly at me.
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Now,I have a few t ngs I want
to say about laura linney.
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Thank you so much,barry.
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Always great to have you here.
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Anyone else who would
like to contribute--
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I'm ann perkins.
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Uh,I'm a nurse,and frankly,I
don't really care for politics.
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uh,but,um,I'm-- I'm here to talk about
the abandoned lot on sullivan street.
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Excellent.That sounds like a
good idea.Tell us about that.
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No,it's a problem.
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It almost killed my boyfriend.
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Yeah.
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There's a lot nearby my house,and a
developer dug out a basement for some condos,
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and then they went bankrupt.
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So there's just this giant pit,and
it's been there for almost a year.
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12 months,yes.Go on.
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Yeah,and,um,my boyfriend,who
is a musician-- actually,
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I support him-- but anyway,he
fell in and broke both his legs.
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Ann,let me speak with you for a minute.
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So your boyfriend fell
down into this pit,right?
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Yes.
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And,um,this guy-- is it pretty
serious?Are you guys living together?
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Yes.
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Uh,I'm sure this must
be really tough for you.
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You know,just-- this guy-- sounds like he
didn't have a lot going on for him to start with,
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and now both legs broken.He's just weak.
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You have to take care of him.
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- You probably feel like
you need to move on.- Why--
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what does this-- Just become more adventurous
in relationships with your body,just in--
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Are you--are you actually
hitting on me right now?
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Oh,oh,god,no.
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I'm not-- I'm not hitting
on you.I'm actually married.
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I'm just an open person,and
I like connecting with people.
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I'm,you know,very comfortable
around women,attractive women.
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I've spent a lot of time with
them.And I just-- I--I don't know.
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I feel like we might be taking
up too much of the forum's time.
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Maybe we can just exchange numbers.
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You know,maybe go away one weekend
and just kind of talk about this.
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Look.
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I'd love to do it.
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The bottom line is I've been trying to get this
thing fixed for months and nobody's done anything,
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and it's ugly,and it's dangerous,and it's
government-owned,and you need to do something about it.
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Okay.
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- I'll do something about it.
- Really?
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Yes,we-- I
will help you.
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Is that a promise?
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It's more than a promise.
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It's a pinky promise.
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I pinky promise all of you that I will
help,and I will go to that location tomorrow
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and we will fill in that pit,and then when
that's done,we're gonna put a park on the land.
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Okay.
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Well,I've worked at the parks department for six
years,and I've handled a lot of things that I'm proud of.
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Recently I led a city-wide drive to disinfect the
sandbox sand after we had those problems with the cats.
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But this pit-- the chance to build
a whole new park from scratch--
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this could be my hoover dam.
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No,that sounds great.
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Um,problem is,anything
over $25 I have to report.
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So,um,maybe give my wife a
call and give her the suits,
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and then if they don't fit
her,maybe she'll give 'em to me.
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Morning.
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All right,mr. Mayor.
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That sounds good.
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I'll see you on saturday for
the,uh,ultimate frisbee game.
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Bye.
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Leslie,hello.
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You were talking to the mayor?
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Yep,we was rappin' about some things.
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Tom and I work really well together.
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We're both outsiders.
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I'm a woman,he's A...
oh,I think he's a libyan.
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I am from bennettsville,south carolina.
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I am what you might call a "redneck.
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" Okay,brainstorm.
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How do we make this park happen?
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Let's go to the city council directly
and ask them to put up the money.
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No,parks are not a priority.
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I need more firepower.
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I need bigger guns.
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You know what I need to
do?Form a committee.Right?
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Yeah,that could work.
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Yeah,'cause committees are power,and
committees make things happen.
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Committees are the lifeblood
of our democratic system.
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That's really good.Write that down.
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Yep.
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From time to time,when I think of an eloquent
saying or a phrase,I have tom write it down.
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He's collecting them for my memoirs.
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Here's leslie's quote from wednesday.
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Okay,read it back to me.
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"committees cover our
democracy with blood.
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" Sounded better when I said it.
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It's still good,though.
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Okay,I have an idea.
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What about bringing mark on board?
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- Which mark?
- Which mark?
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Mark brendanawicz.Which mark?
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Well,if you want something done in this
town,you call mark brendanawicz because,
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you know,he's a city planner,but he's
more than that.He's kind of like a fixer.
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He fixes things.He's
a smart,capable guy.
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He just--he knows where
the bodies are buried.
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What's up,brendanawicz?
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You crazy old polish person.
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City hall is like a locker room,and you gotta
get in there and you gotta snap towels at people
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and you gotta give 'em the
business,and if you can't take it,
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you know,you--you--
then you can't take it.
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You--you gotta leave...
the locker room.
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Let's get down to brass tacks.
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I know you don't have a lot of time and
I want to thank you for meeting me today.
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I just work right there.
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Well,thank you for
clearing your schedule.
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Oh,I didn't clear anything.
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You know this lot that
I'm talking about,right?
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Uh,yeah,lot 48.
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Um,condo developer.
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He dug a basement and
then he went bankrupt.
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I checked it out like a month ago.
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It's pretty gross.
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What would you say if I told you that I
was thinking about turning it into a park?
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A park,huh?
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Okay.
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Well,when I think about the logistics,the various
hoops that you're gonna have to jump through
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,I would say--
is it likely?
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No,it's not likely,you know.
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But is it possible?
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No.It's not possible.
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I would give up on that one.
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What?Why?
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Why?Uh,I don't know.There's,like,a
million reasons why.
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Uh,homeowners' associations,anti-government
nuts,bureaucrats,miles of red tape--
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Really?It sounds like you're
telling me to go for it.
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There's no way it can happen.
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I can do this.
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I just need a little help.
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Could you do me a favor?
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For old times' sake?
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Mark and I--
it's complicated.
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When you work closely with someone
and you share similar interests
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and you have a similar worldview and you're
passionate about the same things,things can happen.
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We slept together.
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Leslie?
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No.
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Oh,my god.
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You know what?
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Yeah,we did,like five years ago.
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I'd
sort of--
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No,but yeah.Yeah.We did.
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Honey,can you straighten
up your area a little bit?
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'Cause they're gonna be here soon.
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Can--
thanks.
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That parks lady is coming over and
we're gonna go take a look at the pit.
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I--I think it's probably
just a photo op for her.
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I mean,I don't think anybody in
government actually cares about--
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Honey,do you mind doing
that somewhere else?
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I'm trying to watch tv.
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I'm talking about the pit you fell in.
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It's ms.Perkins' house.
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Doorbell!
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Yeah,I heard it.
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Doorbell!
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I heard it.I'm getting it.
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I'm here.
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Look at that.
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Safety.
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You remember tom from last night.
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- Hey,ann,how are you?
- Yeah,hey.Of course I do.
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And this is our college intern,april.
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She's going to be documenting
our fact-finding mission.
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Hey,april.
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Is this fun for you?
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Yeah,it's so much fun.
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Uh,I'm just gonna grab my phone quickly.
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This must be our hero.
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The man heard 'round the world.
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How you doin',son?
245
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Pretty good.
246
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,770
I'm leslie knope.
247
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:29,490
And the entire government of pawnee would like to let
you know that we will do everything we can to help you.
248
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:31,470
Could you pass me my itch stick?
249
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,410
Of course.
250
00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:51,210
So,um,andy jumped over this fence.
251
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:55,300
He was crossing through to get
home and then he fell right there.
252
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,160
Oh,my god.
253
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,170
How did we let this happen?
254
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,990
Dream with me for a second,ann.
255
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:05,560
Doesn't this neighborhood
deserve a first-class park?
256
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:12,000
Imagine a shiny new playground with a
jungle gym and swings,pool,tennis courts,
257
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:16,680
volleyball courts,racquetball courts,basketball
court,regulation football field.
258
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,820
We could put an amphitheatre over
there with shakespeare in the park.
259
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,590
It's really not that big of a pit.
260
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,470
We could do some of those things.
261
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,000
It's gonna take a little extra work.
262
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,250
But why not try?
263
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,200
I think that would be great.
264
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,810
Me,too.
265
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,760
I'm going in.
266
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:36,780
- Why?
- 'T w donorry.I have a hard hat on.
267
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,510
- I can see
that,but-- Yeah.
268
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,060
- April,document this.
- Okay,why?
269
00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:44,560
The key to any fact-finding mission is to
get right into the battle zone,you know?
270
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:52,520
It's like george bush when he flew over new orleans or richard
nixon when he went to china to see what the chinese were up to.
271
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:53,830
No.
272
00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:59,760
Leslie,are you okay?
273
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,670
Leslie!
274
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,160
Hold o april's gonna get
some photos for the website.
275
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,420
Can you just be still?
276
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,490
Don't move around as much.
277
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,490
Okay,squeeze my fingers.
278
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,410
Good.
279
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:15,640
Does it hurt a lot?
280
00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:16,980
No.
281
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,590
I'm fine.
282
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,890
No,you're not.
283
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,140
Good thing I was wearing that hard hat.
284
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,360
But it--
it fell off.
285
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,580
After my head hit that rod.
286
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,970
I can't believe you fell
in,too.That's awesome.
287
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,610
It's not awesome,andy.
288
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:35,750
Well,at least my boss will listen
to me now that I broke my clavicle.
289
00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,160
It's not broken.
290
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,340
It is.
291
00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:42,150
Do you have one of those
neck foam collar brace things?
292
00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,930
Honestly,you're--
you're fine.
293
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,840
Oh,honestly,my clavicle's broken.
294
00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:51,040
Oh,hey,baby,if you're going to the
kitchen,could you make me pancakes real quick?
295
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,590
Uh,sure.
296
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,120
Ooh,are pancakes being made?
297
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,740
Yeah,sure.
298
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,690
I don't know,she's a little doofy.
299
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:03,380
But she's sweet.
300
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:07,960
Ron,please.
301
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,380
No.No way.
302
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,760
Come on,ron.
303
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,140
I've been a loyal foot soldier.
304
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,630
Give me my shot.
305
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:15,980
Let me have lot 48.
306
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,710
Is that a travel
pillow around your neck?
307
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:21,000
Ron,I don't know how
to explain this to you.
308
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:23,700
When you've been down in the
pit-- have you been in the pit?
309
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,250
No,I haven't gotten down there yet.
310
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,320
- Well,I have.
-When you fell in.
311
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:32,910
When I visited the bottom of the
pit on a fact-finding mission.
312
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:39,250
And when you're down there,you get some
perspective about what it all means.
313
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,470
And let me tell you something,ron.
314
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:46,320
What it means is... I
want this subcommittee.
315
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,340
I've been quite open about
this around the office.
316
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:55,140
I don't want this parks department to build
any parks because I don't believe in government.
317
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:59,550
I think that all government
is a waste of taxpayer money.
318
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:07,520
My dream is to have the park system privatized
and run entirely for profit by corporations.
319
00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,960
就像chuck E.Cheese.
(集快餐 游戏和娱乐于一体的大型连锁家庭娱乐中心)
320
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,840
他们有完美无缺的商业模式
321
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,890
我宁愿给chuck E.Cheese工作
322
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,610
Well,I will definitely think about it.
323
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,460
I like the sound of that "definitely.
324
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,600
" I'm gonna leave before
you change your mind.
325
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,520
Mr. Swanson,I presume.
326
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,260
Lot 48.Thoughts?
327
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,570
Yes?No?Me?
328
00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:40,950
Park?Giving the park to me?
329
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:42,140
Still mulling.
330
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,550
She's insatiable.
331
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:48,010
She's like A... little
dog with a-- a chew toy.
332
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,950
All right,you guys.All
right,all right.I'll ask him.
333
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,820
Everybody wants to know
what your decision is.
334
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,730
Someone on the phone about the park.
335
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,610
You know,I don't think I even want it.
336
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,270
Oh,man.
337
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,700
The clavicle's still really hurting me.
338
00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:06,980
this is a great shot.
339
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,200
I know.
340
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:08,870
That's awesome.
341
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,270
I think she's crying in
that one.Look at this one.
342
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,400
Hey,kids.
343
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,750
That's another good one.
344
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:14,940
Hey,brendanawicz.
345
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,470
You gotta come check this out.
346
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:19,910
Leslie took us out to that pit
in lot 48 and she fell inside.
347
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,460
And we have some awesome photos.
348
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,320
- Uh,is she okay?
- Yeah,she's fine.
349
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,380
Oh,this is a classic.
350
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,090
That's the best one.
351
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,180
The up-skirt photo.
352
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,840
Awesome.
353
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,140
Hey,man.
354
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,990
Give me the photo back.
355
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,480
What's going on?
356
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,890
Don't worry.I can print more.
357
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:43,240
Leslie is unique.
358
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:46,630
Um,government work can beat you down.
359
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:51,710
I would say that I lost my optimism
about government in about two months.
360
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,490
Leslie's kept hers for six years.
361
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,990
I've got a few rules about how to
survive and prosper in a government job,
362
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:02,750
and I think I'm about to
break one of those rules.
363
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:07,450
I want you to give lot 48 to leslie
so she can try to build a park.
364
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,430
Why should I?
365
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,470
You owe me one,remember?
366
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:15,100
Do you want to cash in for this?
367
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,470
Yeah,I do.
368
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,730
So this was built in 1935.
369
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,900
It's called pioneer hall.
370
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:26,850
A little trivia-- it is one of the first
structures in america to ever have locks.
371
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,010
Oh,yeah.
372
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,620
This is our crown jewel.
373
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,120
It's one of our best murals.
374
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,280
It depicts the very famous
battle at conega creek.
375
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:41,340
We have a lot of children visit,so often we have
to cover up the more gruesome parts with a poster.
376
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,260
That is horrifying.
377
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,290
Yes,it is.
378
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,300
So what do you want to
see?The dmv?Animal control?
379
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:50,720
- Or we
could-- Leslie.
380
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,280
We did it.
381
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,110
Ron's approved our committee.
382
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,990
- Oh,m D.
-That's great!
383
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,620
- That's so great.
-That's so exciting!
384
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:04,760
This is huge.
385
00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:09,360
I'm barely 34,and I've already landed a
parks department exploratory subcommittee.
386
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,390
I'm a rocket ship.
387
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,880
Leslie.
388
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,070
I just heard the news.
389
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,370
- Isn't it great?
- Congratulations.
390
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,980
Thank you.I'm so excited.
391
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,250
It's exciting,isn't it?
392
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:19,840
- It is.
- Yeah.
393
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,290
Should I call a press conference now,or?
394
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:22,760
- Yeah,call one.Definitely.
- I would.
395
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:28,180
Every now and then we have these little
gatherings and leslie gets plastered.
396
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,820
One time I convinced her to try
to fax someone a fruit roll-up.
397
00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:36,530
She one time made out with the
water delivery guy in her office.
398
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:39,510
On halloween,she was
dressed up as batman.
399
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,590
Not batgirl.Batman.
400
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:45,410
And I convinced her to go stop a
crime that was going on outside.
401
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,970
And it is my favorite
thing in the world.
402
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,030
You know what?America is awesome.
403
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:55,260
It's so full of hope and small
towns and big cities and real people
404
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:58,450
and delicious beverages and hot guys.
405
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,930
You just never know when
opportunity is gonna strike.
406
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,170
- Yeah.
-You gotta be ready for it.
407
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,310
- Yeah.
- Are you excited?
408
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,220
- Definitely am.Fired up.
- Yeah!
409
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,200
I'm really fired up.
410
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:10,900
I--you know they say that democracy or
whatever only works when people get involved?
411
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,490
Well,I'm getting involved.
412
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:19,640
So I am gonna make a vow now that I will do
whatever it takes to get this pit filled in.
413
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:22,440
Even if it takes two months.
414
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:25,010
Soul sista,soul sista
415
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,010
- gonna get your phone,sista
- Yeah.
416
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,830
Sweet lady marmalard
417
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:33,450
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419
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:41,120
I've created this office as a symbol
of how I feel about government.
420
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:44,850
This sawed-off shotgun
belonged to a local bootlegger.
421
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:49,600
People who come in here to ask me for
things have to stare right down the barrel.
422
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:52,260
Did you guys get a grant to do this?
423
00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,050
This is my basketball court.
424
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,780
I don't want to see any double dribble.
425
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:58,360
I don't want to see any
three-second violations.
426
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,220
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