1 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:41,020 [Marty sighs] 2 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:48,030 [Marty] A family is like a small business. 3 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:52,120 And with a small business, at times, there comes... 4 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:53,830 - Transition. - A bit of a transition. 5 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:54,920 Thank you, Wendy. 6 00:00:54,950 --> 00:00:57,420 And... and whenever a small business transitions, 7 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,710 it's important to stay lean and to not overextend. 8 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:02,050 So when did the Marriott become such a stretch? 9 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,800 No, your father, he's just saying we have to prioritize our spending. 10 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:07,140 - That's all, Charlotte. That's all. - He's not saying anything. 11 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:09,720 Uh, so today, while your mom is buying us a new house, 12 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,600 uh, you two are to plant yourselves here. That is your job. 13 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,940 Everything we have of value is in that room. 14 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,020 [leaf blower whirring loudly] 15 00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:17,480 - Really? - Yeah. 16 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,930 You're not gonna be honest with us? Either of you? 17 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:22,900 What are we doing here? Enough already! 18 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:24,900 - Christ! - [leaf blower stops] 19 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:28,020 Sorry, man. We're just finishing up breakfast. Thank you. 20 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:35,070 No one goes in that room whose last name is not Byrde. 21 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,320 Understood? 22 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:40,960 - Just nod. - Yeah. 23 00:01:40,990 --> 00:01:42,620 Thank you. Shall we? 24 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,250 And I'd love to not have to turn the room upside down to find the clicker. 25 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:50,960 That wasn't fun. 26 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,710 Love you both. 27 00:01:58,590 --> 00:02:01,520 - [Wendy] Maybe I should get a job. - [Marty] I don't think so, Wendy. 28 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:04,190 Seven and a half bucks an hour is not gonna put a dent in our problems. 29 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:06,570 [Wendy] Oh, come on. I have a Master's degree. 30 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,660 [Marty] That you haven't used since Charlotte was born. 31 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:10,020 - [Wendy] So? - [Marty] So? 32 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:15,040 - What's our story for the kids? - What do you mean? 33 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:18,330 Well, they see this polite dance that we're doing in front of them. 34 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,740 They... they hear the constant edge in your voice. 35 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:24,330 Well, we could tell them the truth, Wendy. How would that be? 36 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:26,630 Oh, you know what, Marty? 37 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,180 Before you get too comfortable up there on your cross, 38 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:33,100 and have your pity party, let me just... let me just jog your memory for a minute. 39 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:36,090 There was an innocent man who was murdered. 40 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:38,680 Gary. 41 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,550 He was a good man. 42 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,180 He... he only did good things in this world. Not like Bruce. 43 00:02:46,850 --> 00:02:49,980 Gary was a father. He had two grown sons. 44 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:54,080 I never met them, but I... I know he loved them. 45 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:57,940 And... he was thrown off his balcony. 46 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:00,400 For what? 47 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,370 People cheat! 48 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:10,050 They have sex with people who they aren't married to. 49 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,250 It happens. It's not unique. 50 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:16,590 I was unhappy. You're not exactly blameless in this. 51 00:03:17,510 --> 00:03:20,350 For this house, I want you to find one as nice as possible, 52 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:23,230 but as cheap as possible. I want you to think starter home. 53 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,980 We got $20,000 to our name. Just 20. 54 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:29,560 So please, do not sign anything without talking to me first. 55 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:35,610 And we are not husband and wife... anymore. 56 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,210 We're just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids. 57 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,880 But you're absolutely right that I share some blame for this. 58 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:42,960 I should've caught Bruce. 59 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,420 I was in charge of the numbers. I should've seen it coming. 60 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:47,830 But my mind was elsewhere, Wendy. 61 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,670 You know, it's Saturday night... 62 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,640 and your... your foxy boxing, or your Zumba, 63 00:03:53,670 --> 00:03:56,770 or whatever the hell it is that costs me a few hundred dollars every month, 64 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,260 it ended two hours ago, and there's no Wendy. 65 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,190 Why does she get so many texts every night? 66 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:03,940 Why does she have to leave the room to make a call? 67 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:06,810 I wonder who's fucking my wife? So that's my bad. 68 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,530 And, no, I... I don't forget Gary. 69 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,530 I don't forget how you emptied our bank accounts 70 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,610 when you knew I needed that money, Wendy. 71 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,080 You knew I needed it. 72 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,830 And I doubt very, very much that you did that by yourself, 73 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:22,580 that you did that in a vacuum. So... my memory's crystal clear. 74 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,490 I was there. For all of it. 75 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:29,380 In fact, the satisfying sound of your lover smacking the pavement 76 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:31,450 is the only thing that gets me to sleep every night. 77 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,960 Open the goddamn door! 78 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:03,950 Hello? 79 00:05:07,410 --> 00:05:09,500 Excuse me, is there anybody here? 80 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:11,880 [man moaning] Oh, yeah. 81 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:14,010 Don't be shy, you know what to do. 82 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,080 Come on, baby. It's all for you, just gobble it up. 83 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:20,340 Oh, yeah. Get after it. 84 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,250 - [moans] - Hey! 85 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:26,840 Hey, um... [chuckles] I'm Sam Dermody. 86 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:29,980 Uh, sorry, it's... You know, people are out for lunch right now. 87 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:32,100 - Um, but... - [dog whines] 88 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,240 - Sorry, it keeps me awake when nobody's... - I could give a fuck. 89 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:40,400 I need a house. 90 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,540 Get yourself together. Give your girl some water. 91 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,820 - I'll meet you outside. - Yeah, you got it. 92 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:51,580 Hey, housekeeping? 93 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:54,750 Yeah, no need to go in there. Thank you. 94 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:56,380 How about the towels? 95 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,250 You can just leave them outside of the door. 96 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:07,170 Thank you. 97 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,190 I've been to the Windy City. Oprah, December '97. 98 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:15,860 Thought it'd be her Christmas show, you know, the one with all the free swag? 99 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:18,780 - [Marty] Mmm-hmm. - [scoffs] No. Race. 100 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:23,270 She traipses out a bunch of colored folks, mad over what, I still couldn't tell you. 101 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:27,960 Police, I think. Walk a mile in my Crocs, I say. 102 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:29,040 [Marty] Yep. 103 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:31,820 Past due business licenses. Deeds. 104 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:34,170 Delinquent taxes. 105 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:39,890 Bankruptcies, judgments, property titles, liens and plat maps. 106 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,180 All public record. 107 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:44,220 If you need any copies, let me know. Ten cents a page. 108 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,130 Yeah, thank you. I'll be busy. 109 00:06:47,170 --> 00:06:49,090 Tell me again what it is you're doin'. 110 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,900 I am an angel investor. 111 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:54,070 I... I help turn around struggling businesses. 112 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:58,430 You intend to make money off of businesses that aren't making any? 113 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,890 In a roundabout way. 114 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,520 Hmm. 115 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,270 Best get some ice on that lip. 116 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:05,980 Mm, yeah. 117 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:16,910 There are a lot of innovative ideas in self storage. 118 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:20,090 You park your boat or put your shit in a shed, 119 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,210 lock it up and walk away. What am I missing? 120 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,100 Well, a lot of clichés are clichés for good reason, 121 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:28,140 and one of them is, "You need money to make money," 122 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:31,150 in my opinion. Um, and I could be that money. 123 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:34,400 You would get to hold on to 100% ownership. 124 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:36,530 In return for what? [Sighs] 125 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,200 Well, I would control the finances, uh, the accounting, 126 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,850 investment oversight... 127 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,810 Stuff like that. 128 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:46,370 I would get to recoup 100% on my investment. 129 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,730 I'd get two-and-a-half percent of... 130 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,330 - you know, the net profits. - Mm. 131 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,920 Sir, you are delinquent on... on your property taxes... 132 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:57,130 and you got those tenants that are suing you. 133 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,760 I think there's three of them, yeah? Maybe this could work for both of us. 134 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:02,290 Plus, I'll tell you what... 135 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,510 I bet it would feel a lot better if I wasn't just an investor, 136 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,310 and I was also a client. 137 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:10,270 I... I'm looking for storage space myself. 138 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:14,400 So, um, if that's a unit right there, I will take that big one, 139 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:17,780 and I will deal with whatever's on the inside of it for... 140 00:08:17,810 --> 00:08:19,810 how about 75 bucks a month? 141 00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:21,350 What do you say? 142 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:24,820 - Hundred. - One hundred. 143 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:28,290 "Got to spend money to make money." That how that went? 144 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,280 That's what I said. Yeah. 145 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:32,920 All right. 146 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:35,290 Court pays me to store evidence. [Sighs] 147 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,080 Nobody claims it, I inherit it. 148 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:42,040 Guy cut the tip of a pontoon off, put it on a hinge. 149 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:54,220 Thought he'd smuggle methamphetamines to and fro across the lake. 150 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:59,360 'Course, you put six tweakers on a pontoon boat, all wild-eyed, 151 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:03,240 and racing about, and yammering at once, 152 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:05,950 bound to raise the eyebrow of the Water Patrol. 153 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:09,160 Not a fishing pole or a cooler of soda pop for a cover. 154 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,700 - Hm. - Let that be a lesson to you. 155 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:15,150 Okay. Okay. All right. 156 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,450 Well, uh... 157 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:21,000 Where you going? What about our business arrangement? 158 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:23,720 No arrangement. You rented storage from me. End of story. 159 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:27,100 Oh, come on now. Your operating costs are fixed, sir. 160 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:31,220 We could invest in stackable storage, and refrigerated units... 161 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,350 I'm an old dog. New tricks don't appeal to me. 162 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:34,920 Rent's due on the first, skipper. 163 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,530 Cash investment where you, uh, you really can build out 164 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,540 and reinvest maybe, you know, in a whole new boat. 165 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:54,610 Could do a color here. 166 00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,470 If there's more product in here, 167 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,590 and a little better lighting, it will get more people in. 168 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,720 The aesthetic can come up 169 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:11,140 and then the clientele can come up a little bit, and you'd be surprised... 170 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,930 You know, your name's right here. Sir? 171 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,210 You can put it right down here. 172 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,140 [Sam stammering] 173 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,770 [Marty] Come here. Okay. 174 00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:32,520 [Sam] Let's take a look at this bad boy. 175 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,070 Okay. Yeah. 176 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:43,990 [sighs] 177 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,710 [inaudible] 178 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,700 Manager wanted me to make sure you still had one of these in your room. 179 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,660 - Yeah, we're all set. - Sure? 180 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,760 It's chock-full of, uh... [inhales sharply] 181 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,840 clever-sounding, overly-judgmental one-liners. 182 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,100 Yeah, look, Wyatt, is it? 183 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,730 I really don't wanna have to get you fired today, okay? 184 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,550 Well, if you could, I'd have to thank you. 185 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,390 This job's my old man's idea. 186 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:50,110 Something about "calluses and character." 187 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:53,100 Yeah, well, you're blowing leaves, not hiding Anne Frank. 188 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:57,540 I doubt that that argument resonates with a Baptist Kansas City lawyer, 189 00:11:57,570 --> 00:11:59,120 but I'll give it a go. 190 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,290 - Your dad's a lawyer? - Yeah. 191 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,420 We've got a, uh, summer home out here. 192 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:06,500 And, uh, well, I'm going to Mizzou in the fall. 193 00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:08,420 - Mm. - Dad's not happy about my major, 194 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:12,920 so he's hoping I'll have some, like, come-to-Jesus summer and switch. 195 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:16,850 - What about you? - We're from Chicago. 196 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,840 My dad's in finance, but clearly he's just cheap. 197 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:23,940 Anyway. [Clears throat] Three and I are going wakeboarding in a little bit, 198 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,430 if you guys wanna come along. 199 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,610 Leaving in, like, 20 minutes. I don't know. 200 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,600 Better than sitting around here all day. 201 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,870 - [sighs] - Dad said to stay here. 202 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,620 What? To guard three iPads and a Pandora bracelet? 203 00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:42,700 Have at it. 204 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,280 [Charlotte sighs] 205 00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:50,460 [hip-hop music playing] 206 00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:52,760 [Marty] It's very common for someone to start a business 207 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:54,470 because they have an affinity for the product. 208 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,550 You know what I'm saying? 209 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:58,600 And that they not necessarily have a very strong business model. 210 00:12:58,630 --> 00:13:02,270 - It happens all the time, so... - I like titties so I opened a titty bar. 211 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,730 That's exactly what I'm saying. 212 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,690 Or gentlemen's club, not sure what you call it around here. 213 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,480 - But it's... - I call it a titty bar. 214 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,400 You think you can do better? 215 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:13,030 Well, I think that any business could benefit from a set of fresh eyes, 216 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,990 and my research tells me that you have the only, um... 217 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,620 - Titty bar. - Titty bar, sure, 218 00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:21,500 in the lake area, and yet you still... you still seem to struggle, 219 00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:26,330 and I'm wondering what you could do with an immediate loan 220 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,070 and an updated business plan. 221 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,300 I... I think that, uh, a higher-caliber dancer 222 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:37,180 would definitely translate into a higher-paying customer. 223 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,720 Is there any reason you can't have beautiful women on your payroll? 224 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,930 I don't think so. 225 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,140 Beautiful girls won't work here. I won't let 'em. 226 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:48,220 Plain Janes with a work ethic? That's my sweet spot right there. 227 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,860 Or freak bait. [Sighs] 228 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:55,530 Angie here is working on number four. See, I own the stage. 229 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,910 They pay me to climb up on it, plus 25% of their tips. 230 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:03,000 Ain't no payroll. All 1099s. Independent contractors. 231 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:07,040 No health insurance, vacation time, 401(k)s, 232 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:10,250 social security, sick leave... and no liability. 233 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,760 - But I want my 25%. Read me? - Uh-huh. Loud and clear. 234 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:16,080 - Listen, this is... - How much you got? 235 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:22,710 - $100,000, uh, to start. - You got more? 150, maybe 200? 236 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:26,770 Yeah, sure I can. Of course I can. Um, yeah. 237 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,270 I'd need to, obviously, recoup 100% of my investment as soon as possible, 238 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,220 - and then I'd have two... - Twenty-five percent. 239 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:34,430 Sorry? 240 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,230 My cut... 241 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,690 for washing your money. 242 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:41,110 What you're doing, ain't it? 243 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,860 - I... I don't think you really... - Hey! 244 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:48,170 Don't you play me, Mr. Byrde. 245 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,130 Got me a real big temper. 246 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,210 You do not wanna see it get away from me. 247 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,830 We're done here. 248 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 [Sam] All righty. 249 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:05,340 All right. So... it was built in '75. 250 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:11,900 You got... 2,500 square feet, 251 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:16,430 not to mention 350 feet of lake frontage. 252 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,390 You got two sea docks. 253 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,940 - No way I can afford this. - [car door closes] 254 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,230 - Hey, Sam. - [Sam] Hey, Buddy. 255 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,110 Actually, it's under your budget. 256 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,150 [boat engine revs] 257 00:16:53,610 --> 00:16:55,950 [Wyatt] Yeah, I'd, uh, invite you in, but... 258 00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:59,170 - my old man's in a mood right now. - [Charlotte] Huh. 259 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,630 [Wyatt] Wants me to study law and work for him. 260 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,220 Thinks journalism's a worthless degree. 261 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,750 - [Charlotte sighs] Isn't it? - Probably. 262 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,500 - Everyone ready? - [Charlotte] Yeah. 263 00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:26,950 [man on TV] The great white shark's teeth develop in many layered rows. 264 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:30,240 While the shark may use only 50 at any given time, 265 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,360 hundreds more of the shark's serrated... 266 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,130 [Buddy] Basement's finished. I'll take that. 267 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,930 You and yours can have the rest. 268 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:04,360 I don't drive much but when I do, I don't want to be hemmed in. 269 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,780 So, wait... [stammers] You want to remain in the house? 270 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:08,240 [Buddy groans] Sam... 271 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:11,030 Sorry, Buddy. I didn't have time to explain that to her. Um... 272 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:14,030 - I've got a bad heart. - [Sam] Yeah. 273 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:20,160 I need a new one. But I'm 82, so I'm not getting one. 274 00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:24,620 My cardiologist tells me that I've got a year... 275 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,330 eighteen months, tops. 276 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:31,970 He's a dot head, but other than that I've no reason to doubt the man. 277 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,920 Um... I'm sorry. 278 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:39,560 [grunts] I'm selling the place under the condition 279 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:43,140 that I be allowed to live here until I die. 280 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:48,100 I have a hot plate and a fridge I can move downstairs. 281 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,370 Any luck, we can go weeks without seeing each other. 282 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,440 [Wendy chuckles] 283 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,230 Well, there it is. 284 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,750 I understand it's an unusual condition, 285 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,610 and I've priced the property to reflect that. 286 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,330 - How many kids do you have? - Two. Girl and a boy. 287 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,710 How old's the girl? 288 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:14,590 Fifteen. 289 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,500 Why? 290 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,270 Oh, we're on a septic tank here, not a sewer line. 291 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,770 If she's gonna chuck her period plugs down the crapper, 292 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,940 you're gonna foot the Roto-Rooter bill when the tank backs up. 293 00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,810 I beg your pardon. Period plugs? 294 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:36,450 I have terminal heart disease, ma'am. Since 2012. 295 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,360 I believe in being direct. That's not a problem, is it? 296 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:42,610 No. 297 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:44,870 No problem. 298 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,750 Well, been very nice meeting you. 299 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,580 If this isn't for you, let's say our goodbyes, shall we? 300 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,430 If it is, great. 301 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:59,260 Let's call the decider to sign off. 302 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,970 - [Wendy] Who? - Your husband. 303 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,800 - [Wendy] Ah. - [Sam] We'll give you a call. 304 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,100 Let me ask you something. 305 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,560 Your heart... 306 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:14,480 a year? 307 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,860 Yeah, a year. 308 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,400 Eighteen months. 309 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,780 ["Dear love of mine" playing] 310 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,810 ♪ I'm sittin' down ♪ 311 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,350 ♪ Sittin' down in my home ♪ 312 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,190 ♪ Dear love of mine ♪ 313 00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:58,730 ♪ Please come here alone ♪ 314 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,690 ♪ How many nights ♪ 315 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,990 ♪ We were burning so ♪ 316 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,780 ♪ Dear love of mine ♪ 317 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,330 - [siren wailing] - Come on. 318 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,080 [Charlotte] What's going on? 319 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,620 [Wyatt] Here, put this on. 320 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,750 This isn't your boat, is it? 321 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,670 The house? College? Any of it? 322 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,350 - Hey! - Snug enough? 323 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:28,320 For what? Wyatt, stop! What are you doing? 324 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,640 ♪ And this love of mine ♪ 325 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,890 ♪ She was on the phone ♪ 326 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:37,990 ♪ You don't know why ♪ 327 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:41,040 ♪ But you're like a stone ♪ 328 00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:43,440 ♪ Cold, different, changed ♪ 329 00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,490 ♪ Once she loved you so ♪ 330 00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:49,910 ♪ She will hate you now ♪ 331 00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:53,160 ♪ When it's time to go ♪ 332 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:59,580 - Hi, I'm Jonah. - I'm Tuck. 333 00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:02,920 [Jonah] Can I see the knife? 334 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,840 Isn't it cool? You can have it. 335 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,680 - You sure? - Positive. 336 00:22:13,270 --> 00:22:15,180 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 337 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:20,110 [Marty] $1,575 for a propeller. 338 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,020 [sheriff] Stainless steel speed prop. 339 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:25,620 Seems your daughter and her friends parked a little too close to shore. 340 00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:26,960 They're not her friends. 341 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:29,130 Yeah, and she didn't know that this boat was stolen. 342 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,380 She thought a teenager running a leaf blower at a prom night motel 343 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:35,620 lived in a $5 million home? Drove a $90,000 boat? 344 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,790 - Do you know who they are? - Wyatt Langmore and his brother, Three. 345 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,220 Now, joyriding's not usually their MO, 346 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:45,600 but trust me when I tell you they can't afford to pay. 347 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,810 - And you're assuming we will? - Mm-hmm. 348 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,940 Charlotte painted a picture to my deputy of a girl of some privilege. 349 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,720 Private school education. Suburban home. 350 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:57,320 I'm guessing that your current choice in lodging 351 00:22:57,350 --> 00:23:00,730 is a reflection of frugality rather than necessity. 352 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,660 - A guessing game. That's fun. Can I try? - Marty... 353 00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:05,790 - Please. - Um, I'm thinking 354 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:08,960 that arresting the white trash that almost killed my daughter 355 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:12,880 and extracting the truth is hard, time-consuming work. 356 00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:17,130 Work which, if given a choice, like us, you'd gladly forego. 357 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,260 - [Wendy] Marty... - [clears throat] 358 00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:22,850 So, uh, my guess is that this all comes down to simple, run-of-the-mill laziness. 359 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,290 - Shut up, Marty. - How's that? 360 00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:26,880 What happened there? 361 00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:39,360 I have 1,150 miles of shoreline to patrol and eight boats. 362 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:42,120 I care about the taxpaying citizens of this county, 363 00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:44,560 and the tourism dollar upon which they depend. 364 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,230 So... 365 00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:51,750 to those intent on leaving a light economic footprint, 366 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:55,550 staying in the cheapest possible places, sucking the tit of this department, 367 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,960 while criticizing me in the prosecution of my duties, 368 00:23:57,990 --> 00:24:01,870 I say, "Go... to fucking Branson." 369 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,560 That's great. 370 00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:07,770 Now, let's finish booking Charlotte, shall we? 371 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,770 Are you an appointed or an elected official, Sheriff? 372 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,090 Elected. 373 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:16,140 And do the... the Langmores vote? 374 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,940 Not historically. No, ma'am. 375 00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:21,030 I would think that votes would be valuable around here. 376 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,230 Do they pay taxes? 377 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,440 [clicks tongue] 378 00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:26,230 We do. 379 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,400 Both. 380 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,070 And? 381 00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:34,890 - I put a deposit down on a home. - We're looking for a home. 382 00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:37,780 [sheriff] Well... 383 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,450 welcome. 384 00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:44,170 You're lucky that Charlotte didn't get mixed up with Ruth Langmore. 385 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,680 She's 19. Smart. Mean. 386 00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:50,920 As a criminal, her potential's as yet untapped. 387 00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:56,360 Bill? Hey, uh, you wanna pick up the, uh, brothers Langmore, 388 00:24:56,390 --> 00:24:58,150 Wyatt and Three? 389 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:02,900 Yeah, they're living with their dad, Russ. His trailer's in the cove. Right. 390 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:06,440 - Sheriff, you have a picture of Ruth? - Yeah. 391 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:15,070 She is a B and E magician. 392 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:19,580 Don't put down anything around her that you're fond of. 393 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:28,670 [Marty] Hey. 394 00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:32,010 Why do I buy you a phone if you don't answer it? 395 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,260 It's charging. 396 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,590 [sighs] 397 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:41,280 Who cleaned up in here? Did you let somebody in? 398 00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:43,810 - No, I did it. - You did? 399 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,310 - Yes. - Well, thank you. Sorry. 400 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:49,520 Everything okay? 401 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,570 Where'd you get this? 402 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,570 A friend. 403 00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:02,540 I... I went for a short walk. 404 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,170 I took the computers and bracelet with me. 405 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,660 Okay. Jonah, outside. 406 00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:30,450 Come on. Come, come on. Go, go. Please. 407 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,530 - Jonah, come on. Come on, hurry. - What? 408 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:43,700 [sighs] 409 00:26:48,330 --> 00:26:51,390 [Marty] Yeah, no, you mentioned that, but what about their cousin, Ruth? 410 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:54,060 [sheriff] She lives with her uncles, Russ and Boyd. 411 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:58,090 They haven't seen Ruth and the boys since this morning. Something missing? 412 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:01,400 Uh, no. Uh-uh. 413 00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:03,560 Everything is fine, Sheriff. Thank you. 414 00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:07,980 [door unlocks, opens] 415 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,600 [door closes] 416 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,320 Mom says that girl took something. 417 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,420 [sniffles] That she's cousins with those two assholes. 418 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,790 Do I ask that much of you, Charlotte? 419 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,130 I don't, do I? 420 00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:36,340 [sniffles] 421 00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:40,260 I know where they might have gone. I just don't know how to get there. 422 00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:42,400 [sniffles] 423 00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:46,260 - Whatcha fishing for, son? - I'm open to suggestions. 424 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:48,900 [Marty] Thank you. 425 00:27:48,930 --> 00:27:50,440 [man grunts] There you go. 426 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,780 - [Marty] Catfish. Great. - Yeah. 427 00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:55,830 - Thank you. - You need some ice with that? 428 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:57,530 Yes, ice, please. 429 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:01,360 [man 2] Twist right for fast, left for slow. 430 00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:06,340 If you get back after dark, just tie it up good for me. 431 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:09,260 - Yep, you got it. $100 bill. There you go. - Thank you. 432 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:10,720 Uh, excuse me, sir? 433 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:15,310 Can I give you $100 for, uh, for those five catfish? 434 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:16,930 - Yeah. - Not going fishing? 435 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,270 Uh, I am going fishing. Sure. 436 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:21,640 I'm just, uh... just getting off to a good start, you know? 437 00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:22,680 Here we go. 438 00:29:20,690 --> 00:29:22,190 [indistinct chatter] 439 00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:32,380 [Wyatt] You wouldn't even have been able to get in 440 00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:34,300 if we hadn't got her out, Ruth. 441 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:37,550 [Ruth] You didn't get the little dipshit brother outta there, did you? 442 00:29:37,580 --> 00:29:41,130 No. You did not. I had to wait for him to leave. 443 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:46,600 [Boyd] I'd a been a sight more comfortable with a couple grand and a Handycam. 444 00:29:46,630 --> 00:29:50,320 [Ruth] The point is, Uncle Boyd, that much cash money's ill-gotten. 445 00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:52,690 We got as much right to it as he does. 446 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,950 No, you do not. 447 00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:56,280 - That is my money and I'm taking it. - The fuck you are! 448 00:29:56,310 --> 00:30:00,120 Relax! Relax. Just tell me one thing, okay? 449 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:03,410 What do you think you're gonna do with all of that cash? 450 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,210 Can't just stick it in that hole behind a urinal 451 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,960 in whatever the hell place this is, okay? 452 00:30:07,990 --> 00:30:09,670 And you can't put it in a bank. 453 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:13,920 These guys file cash transaction reports to the IRS for any deposits over $10,000. 454 00:30:13,950 --> 00:30:15,510 So forget about the bank. 455 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:18,760 Can't go shopping for some fancy truck or something. Not with cash. 456 00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:21,350 IRS'll be on your front doorstep first thing in the morning. 457 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:25,140 All that is there is a lifetime supply of groceries and gas. 458 00:30:25,170 --> 00:30:26,480 That's all it is. 459 00:30:26,510 --> 00:30:27,980 - Fuckin' A. - Shut up. 460 00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:29,060 [Marty] That's mine. 461 00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:31,800 And, technically, I'm only responsible for it. 462 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,990 Whose money is it? Technically? 463 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,990 His name is Omar Navarro. Does that mean anything to you? 464 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:40,200 - No. Who the fuck is a Omar Navarro? - Well, it should. 465 00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:42,540 - He's a guy you need to worry about. - [Three] Who is... 466 00:30:42,570 --> 00:30:44,290 - Omar Navarro. - Omar Navarro. 467 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,500 - What do you mean, technically? - [automated voice] Checking. 468 00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:50,340 Technically, it's not my money. It's his and I'm... responsible for it. 469 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,990 - [Wyatt] Oh, fuck me. - So you need to think this through. 470 00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:01,390 - You get it? - [Boyd] No. No, I don't think so. 471 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:04,600 Guy who runs a drug cartel's a smart man. 472 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:07,690 He wouldn't trust damn near $3 million to someone like you. 473 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,980 Oh, he trusted me with eight. 474 00:31:09,010 --> 00:31:11,230 There's five more million under the bed at that motel 475 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,320 in a couple of duffel bags and a suitcase. 476 00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:16,990 You guys need to know how big this mistake you're making is. 477 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:20,410 You have $8 million of some drug kingpin's money? 478 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,950 - That's right. - Why? 479 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,370 Don't worry about that. 480 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,950 The only question you guys need to be asking is are you murderers? 481 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:28,580 You steal that money, you're gonna have to kill me. 482 00:31:28,610 --> 00:31:31,000 'Cause there's another man who works for Mr. Navarro, 483 00:31:31,030 --> 00:31:33,550 a very serious man... and he's gonna come to town. 484 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:35,880 He's gonna ask me where that money is. And if I'm still alive, 485 00:31:35,910 --> 00:31:38,550 I'm gonna have to tell him that the Langmores stole it. 486 00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:41,970 At which point he's gonna find someone with your last name 487 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,260 and start removing their skin until he locates the rest of you. 488 00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:49,130 So you decide, right now, once and for all, are you killers? 489 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,970 You know, a case could be made that... 490 00:31:55,510 --> 00:31:57,990 the disappearance of Mr. Byrde 491 00:31:58,020 --> 00:32:02,770 and the redistribution of this money... constitutes a good thing. 492 00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:07,450 He's aiding and abetting the sale of drugs. 493 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,110 - [Russ] Mm-hmm. - Oh, boy. 494 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:14,990 Who knows how much pain and misery he's caused? 495 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,330 - Would cause. - Would cause. 496 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,700 To kids, even. 497 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:26,890 Okay. 498 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:32,980 No, we won't be buying new cars and trucks off the lot. Fine. 499 00:32:33,010 --> 00:32:37,320 But Merle'd be happy to sell us lightly used for cash, would he not? 500 00:32:37,350 --> 00:32:38,350 Oh, yeah. 501 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:45,230 You think the IRS radar's up the 70-inch Samsungs? 502 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:47,610 I think not. 503 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:53,400 We're never ever going to get another opportunity like this. 504 00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:58,300 Who's the weak link here? Hmm? Who's got the big mouth? 505 00:32:58,330 --> 00:33:02,420 Who's the weak link with the big mouth and dates the trashy women 506 00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:06,390 and drinks too much with the trashy men? Who is it? 507 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:11,960 Who's the irresponsible one that's gonna burn through theirs in, like, five years? 508 00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:14,230 They're gonna come asking you for a little bit of yours 509 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,810 and what are you gonna tell that person? Hmm? 510 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,760 You gonna tell them, "No"? What happens then? 511 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,990 Do they threaten to rat you out for stealing the money and killing me? 512 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:28,360 'Cause, don't forget, for all this to work, you gotta kill me. 513 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,360 And did you know that Missouri has the death penalty? 514 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:37,500 So... unless you're prepared to kill a family member 515 00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:39,670 to keep yourself off death row, 516 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:44,630 you're looking at constant, continuous, relentless pursuit 517 00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:46,210 for the rest of your life. 518 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,220 - [sighs] Yeah. I'm out. - [Marty] Yeah. 519 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,250 - Three. - Oh, yeah. 520 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,520 Good choice. 521 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:53,390 - [Three] I'm sorry about Charlotte. - Not good enough. 522 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:57,560 - We're taking a hundred grand. - Mr. Navarro will take it back. 523 00:33:57,590 --> 00:33:59,800 - Fifty, then. - He'll take that, too. 524 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,530 - Thirty. - Nope. 525 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,890 We're taking $20,000. Get 20... 526 00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:08,950 That's a mistake. 527 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,240 [Russ] ...for our trouble and dashed expectations. 528 00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:12,370 - [Ruth chuckles] - Okeydoke. 529 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,460 - Deal with it. - You deal with it. 530 00:34:14,490 --> 00:34:18,170 Or you can tell Mr. Navarro the truth. 531 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,960 You are a poor steward of his money. 532 00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:22,330 I'll let him know. 533 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:25,830 [Russ] Come on. 534 00:34:41,390 --> 00:34:43,470 Almost got that done, didn't I? 535 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:50,190 Why do I have this feeling we both know that you'd be better off dead? 536 00:35:49,370 --> 00:35:51,670 - [indistinct radio chatter] - [helicopter whirring] 537 00:35:56,130 --> 00:35:59,420 [officer on radio] Route 78. Three miles south of I-80. 538 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,060 [indistinct chatter] 539 00:36:33,290 --> 00:36:34,920 [Petty exhaling sharply] 540 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,090 [grunting] 541 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,510 [Evans] Well? 542 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,230 The jawbone was Hanson Sr.'s... 543 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,060 but I guarantee you, if the rest of that ooze could take shape... 544 00:36:58,190 --> 00:37:00,530 you'd find Bruce Liddell in there, too. 545 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:06,530 And you're transferring to Missouri? 546 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,880 That's where Martin Byrde is. [Sniffles] 547 00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:12,090 [weights clattering] 548 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,760 Alive and well, swiping his Amex. 549 00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:16,330 How are we gonna do this? 550 00:37:19,710 --> 00:37:20,920 [sighs] 551 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:24,430 Byrde liquidates his business. 552 00:37:25,430 --> 00:37:27,850 Somebody does the same to Bruce. 553 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,610 [sighs] 554 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,160 He jerks his family from Chicago and $8 million from the bank, 555 00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:36,310 transporting both to southern Missouri. 556 00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:39,820 Why? 557 00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:43,110 That money was clean. Taxes were paid. 558 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,750 If he was scared of us freezing it, he'd just wire it into offshore oblivion. 559 00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:50,700 He needs that money. For what, I do not know, but... 560 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,580 it'll be illegal. 561 00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:57,420 And I'm gonna catch him. 562 00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:00,350 And when I do, he'll tell me exactly how and where 563 00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:04,840 the cartels are laundering that money, at which point I'll seize it. All of it. 564 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,100 And then my career will be made. 565 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,310 That's how I'm gonna do it. 566 00:38:15,350 --> 00:38:16,730 You and me. 567 00:38:17,810 --> 00:38:20,310 Have you thought about how we're going to do this? 568 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,730 We're not. 569 00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:29,120 [Petty clears throat] 570 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:14,490 [sighs] 571 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:34,180 [softly] Who loves his little girl? 572 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:38,270 [Charlotte sighs softly] 573 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,460 - [softly] Hey, Dad. - Yeah? 574 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:52,780 Where you going? 575 00:40:00,790 --> 00:40:02,790 I just have to go somewhere. 576 00:40:05,130 --> 00:40:07,380 I want you to go back to sleep, okay? 577 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,300 I'm sorry I left yesterday. 578 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,930 I know. 579 00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:21,020 It's okay. 580 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:25,690 I made a friend. 581 00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:29,650 His name is Tuck. 582 00:40:31,950 --> 00:40:34,530 And he works at the Blue Cat Lodge. 583 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:38,660 Nobody stays in the lodge or... 584 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:42,250 eats in the restaurant or drinks at the bar. 585 00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:47,210 That's your kind of place, right, Dad? 586 00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:54,050 Go back to sleep, okay? I love you. 587 00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:57,010 I love you, too. 588 00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:15,820 You know, someday you're gonna have a little boy. 589 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:23,750 And I hope that you're as proud of him as I am of you. 590 00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:30,750 [Jonah] Okay. 591 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,880 Okay. 592 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:36,430 Go to sleep. 593 00:41:52,190 --> 00:41:54,290 [Marty] The insurance payout is a million dollars. 594 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,920 - Okay? - Marty, you got the money back. 595 00:41:55,950 --> 00:41:58,090 - You take the kids today... - You... you won. 596 00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,500 - And live off the credit card. - You won. 597 00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,080 I didn't win. How did I win? 598 00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:05,710 I lost everything. 599 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:11,000 We have nothing. 600 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,230 If I'm dead, we have something. It's simple. 601 00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:18,610 You take the kids today and you live off the credit cards 602 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,610 - until the insurance pays out. - You're not thinking straight. 603 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,480 Then you take that money and you start over. 604 00:42:22,510 --> 00:42:23,690 You just need more time. 605 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,610 No, I don't, Wendy. This was a dodge. This was a lie. 606 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,410 No one can wash $8 million down here. 607 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,860 Not in three months. 608 00:42:31,770 --> 00:42:35,150 And when Del gets his $8 million back, he'll be whole... 609 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:38,420 and if he knows that I'm dead, I don't think that he... 610 00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:40,490 I mean, he's got no reason to, uh... 611 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,420 To what? 612 00:42:43,450 --> 00:42:45,670 He has... He has no reason to kill... to kill us? 613 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:48,080 Yeah, I don't think that he will. Why would he? 614 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,640 - You don't have to do this. - I know. 615 00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:51,810 - Listen. - You don't. 616 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,230 - You don't have to... - On this piece of paper is Del's e-mail. 617 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:57,520 And underneath it is an address and the number of a storage unit. 618 00:42:57,550 --> 00:43:00,690 And that's where his money is. That's where he'll find it. 619 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,520 In three hours, I want you to call the sheriff, 620 00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:05,940 and I want you to tell the sheriff that I haven't come back 621 00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:07,780 - and that you're worried. - Marty... 622 00:43:07,810 --> 00:43:11,780 I was hiking on Horseshoe Bend, near Sweetwater Bluff. 623 00:43:11,810 --> 00:43:14,950 - Okay? Can you say that? - [whimpers] 624 00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:17,250 - Say that. Say that to me. Come on. - Horseshoe... 625 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,160 - Horseshoe Bend. Near Sweetwater Bluff. - [crying] Horseshoe Bend... 626 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,460 I was hiking on Horseshoe Bend, near Sweetwater Bluff. 627 00:43:24,490 --> 00:43:26,160 Sweetwater... 628 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,330 Okay. 629 00:43:29,330 --> 00:43:30,840 That's where they're gonna find me 630 00:43:30,870 --> 00:43:34,310 and then I want you to e-mail Del and I want you to do it immediately, okay? 631 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:36,480 Because if somebody else finds that money, 632 00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:39,650 if somebody else goes poking around that storage place... 633 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,400 Marty. Marty, don't do this. 634 00:43:42,430 --> 00:43:44,150 Don't. Do not do this. 635 00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,640 [continues indistinctly] 636 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,230 [inaudible] 637 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:57,900 [dialing phone] 638 00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:05,670 [Bob] Hello? 639 00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,220 Hey, Bob. Good morning. It's Marty Byrde. 640 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:11,090 I've got a little bit of a random question for you. 641 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:16,770 Have you, by chance, ever handled any life insurance investigations? 642 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,930 A couple dozen. Why? 643 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,980 Okay, good. 'Cause I've got this friend 644 00:44:22,010 --> 00:44:27,570 and he is looking for an answer, or statistics, really, 645 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,360 on how often carriers deny claims 646 00:44:31,390 --> 00:44:36,940 if there's any suspicion that the policy holder has committed suicide. 647 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,840 Does this client have an actual claim that's been denied or is he just curious? 648 00:44:45,870 --> 00:44:48,380 I think he just wants to know how often the... 649 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:51,510 the claim is paid out after the investigation. 650 00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:56,310 Uh, yeah, how, how many times they follow through with the payment. 651 00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:59,890 Uh, you know, I guess a percentage, maybe? 652 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,480 I'm not sure. I mean, what can I tell him? What do you think? 653 00:45:03,510 --> 00:45:07,650 Uh, 85% or... or 70%? Is it... Is it less? 654 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,360 If it's an individual by himself, any death, it's gonna be investigated. 655 00:45:11,390 --> 00:45:13,410 Sure, that's understandable. 656 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,200 Um, but if it's an actual accident. 657 00:45:16,230 --> 00:45:18,700 If it's a car accident, if it's... 658 00:45:18,730 --> 00:45:20,660 I don't know, I don't know what it would be. 659 00:45:20,690 --> 00:45:23,120 [stammers] If it's hiking or if it's... 660 00:45:23,150 --> 00:45:25,830 It would depend. Now, this client... 661 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:28,300 say he's maybe had recent financial problems 662 00:45:28,330 --> 00:45:32,660 or demonstrated unusual behavior, like quitting his job suddenly. 663 00:45:33,290 --> 00:45:38,960 Or... if maybe he had a spouse who'd been unfaithful. 664 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:44,350 That's all ammunition the insurance company would use 665 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:46,360 to try and not pay out. 666 00:45:46,390 --> 00:45:48,190 Yeah, yeah, so... 667 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,640 would you put it at, like, 50%? 668 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:01,980 Bob? Is it less than 50? 669 00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:05,650 I can't give you numbers. 670 00:46:10,410 --> 00:46:11,410 Mr. Byrde? 671 00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:13,040 [sighs] 672 00:46:14,460 --> 00:46:16,160 Thanks so much for your help. 673 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:53,550 [Wendy stammering] Yes, yes, I know. I... 674 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:56,170 I'm sure I'm worrying over nothing. It's just he... 675 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,710 He doesn't know the roads here. 676 00:46:59,330 --> 00:47:01,210 Exactly. That's all I ask. 677 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,460 All right. Thank you, Sheriff. Thank you. 678 00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:10,340 [sniffles] 679 00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:15,820 - [door unlocks, opens] - [Jonah] Hey, Dad. 680 00:47:15,850 --> 00:47:17,600 - [Marty] Where's your mom? - [door closes] 681 00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:22,270 [breathing heavily] 682 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,740 Did you send the e-mail? 683 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:31,160 Good. 684 00:47:33,950 --> 00:47:35,160 Good. 685 00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:42,040 I wasn't thinking straight. 686 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,970 [sobbing] 687 00:48:01,690 --> 00:48:02,690 Hey, pal. 688 00:48:04,310 --> 00:48:06,320 Tell me more about the Blue Cat Lodge. 689 00:48:23,670 --> 00:48:26,590 - [woman] What do you want? - [Marty] What do you want? 690 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:30,020 Go on. Get up. I got shit to do. Come on. 691 00:48:30,050 --> 00:48:31,650 Up, up. Come on. 692 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,440 Miss Garrison, I don't know anything about your business. 693 00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:39,240 Therefore I have no suggestions on how to improve it. 694 00:48:39,270 --> 00:48:42,570 I invest in people, not businesses. 695 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,580 I look for people that are passionate about what they do, 696 00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:49,040 and for some reason, they haven't found success. 697 00:48:49,070 --> 00:48:52,490 And I know money. I know how to make it work. 698 00:48:53,610 --> 00:48:55,070 I know how to get it. 699 00:48:55,780 --> 00:49:01,120 I have it... and I'm willing to invest it in you. 700 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:03,920 [chuckles] 701 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,550 Look, uh, Marty, I know this angle. 702 00:49:10,170 --> 00:49:12,720 You invest. Hmm? 703 00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:15,680 And then we go and we remodel some units. 704 00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:20,310 And come June, business improves incrementally... 705 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,820 and I take a little more money. 706 00:49:22,850 --> 00:49:25,120 And then July rolls around, a little more money, 707 00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:27,410 but it's advertising for the Fourth. 708 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,070 And then a few more units are rented... 709 00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:34,460 and it's better than nothing, but it's still not enough 710 00:49:34,490 --> 00:49:37,460 to service the debt on the loan I already owe the bank. 711 00:49:37,490 --> 00:49:40,410 A loan secured by the mortgage on this property. 712 00:49:41,870 --> 00:49:43,120 That old chestnut. 713 00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:48,640 And then, before you know it, it's Labor Day 714 00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:51,560 and I'm in hock to you and the bank 715 00:49:51,590 --> 00:49:55,350 and you force a sale, recoup your investment with interest. 716 00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:59,300 I don't need you for that, Marty, 'cause I can fuck things up all by myself. 717 00:50:00,010 --> 00:50:01,010 So get out. 718 00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:03,220 Now. 719 00:50:03,850 --> 00:50:05,270 [alarm chirps] 720 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:23,090 Shit, I don't know. I do know that he has a kitty named Henry. 721 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:28,050 Tuck, you are, without a doubt, the biggest retard I've ever seen. 722 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,090 [country music playing on radio] 723 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,960 Hey. 724 00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:36,650 Don't use that word. What the hell's the matter with you? 725 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,850 - Did you say something to me? - You can't use that word. Ever. 726 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,610 You telling me what I can and can't say? 727 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,150 Yeah. I give that lesson to my kids, they get it right away. 728 00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,910 You got about 20 years on both of them 729 00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:49,860 and you still don't know you can't say that shit? 730 00:51:01,870 --> 00:51:06,010 I mean, why does he have to feel bad just so you can feel good? 731 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:10,430 Plus, when you disrespect him, you disrespect this whole place. 732 00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:12,390 And you might be able to get away with that kind of crap 733 00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:15,710 at the dive bars you're used to going to, but not here. 734 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:17,340 I won't tolerate it. 735 00:51:18,170 --> 00:51:21,090 - [man] You won't tolerate it? - That's right. 736 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:26,930 I won't... tolerate it. 737 00:51:40,530 --> 00:51:42,000 [Marty] Now hang on a second. 738 00:51:42,030 --> 00:51:44,830 You take a big deep breath, 'cause I want you to look at something. 739 00:51:46,410 --> 00:51:49,380 That wall's got about 50 years' worth of photographs. 740 00:51:49,410 --> 00:51:51,550 One specifically, this one right here, 741 00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:53,510 with the kid and his dad and that great big fish. 742 00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:55,060 Bartender, can I see that picture there 743 00:51:55,090 --> 00:51:57,020 with the kid and his dad and that big fish? 744 00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:58,460 That's it. Thank you. 745 00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:02,690 Now, this is an illusion. Whoever took this photo 746 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:07,030 told this kid to push this fish forward so it'd look bigger in the picture 747 00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:10,980 because he wanted to make this memory as special as possible, because he cared. 748 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,770 That happens here. 749 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,610 And you want to disrespect that? I don't think so. 750 00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:22,200 Now I want you to apologize to that young man right now. 751 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,410 You miserable, redneck... 752 00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:30,870 cocksucker. 753 00:52:55,150 --> 00:52:56,610 Who is that? 754 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,820 [Wendy] That is Buddy Dieker. 755 00:53:01,570 --> 00:53:02,570 Who? 756 00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:09,290 Mr. Dieker will be living in the basement for a year... give or take. 757 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,580 Mom, what are we doing here? 758 00:53:18,290 --> 00:53:19,300 [sighs] 759 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,760 Your father's laundering money for a Mexican drug cartel. 760 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,180 I shit you not. 761 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,890 Hello, Mr. Dieker!