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A week ago, the show Inside Probe
aired part one of an investigation
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they shot 8 years back
about the disappearance
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of Crab Shack owner Ernie Belcher.
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It's on!
Second part is really on!
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I guess
we are in the Central time zone.
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Sorry for doubting you, Sam.
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Last week's episode
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of Inside Probe
was our highest rated ever.
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It seems all of America
wanted to know
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what happened to this man
eight years ago.
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Camden's popular
restaurant owner Ernie Belcher.
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It seemed like everyone we talked to
in the small town of Camden loved Ernie,
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from dirtbags...
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Everyone loved Ernie.
He was funny.
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to the mentally disabled...
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Ernie taught me how to tie my shoes.
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I've known him for a long time,
almost two years.
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to coworkers...
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Ernie was a genius.
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to hot women...
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Ernie was cool.
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to NASCAR drivers.
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I met Ernie at an autograph signing,
and we just hit it off.
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And even a so-called celebrity.
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I liked Ernie.
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Ernie was a respected businessman
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and beloved member of the community.
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Or was he?
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Because on the warm summer night
of April 9, 2001,
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Ernie Belcher vanished.
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But how could he
just evaporate into thin air?
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Was he murdered?
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The Camden Police sure thought so.
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And their investigation
led them to these two men.
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Angry letters from Randy Hickey
found in Ernie's office
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uncovered a motive for murder.
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"How dare you stop
providing free toothpicks?"
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"How dare you only serve
my favorite item,
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"fish wings,
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"on Wednesdays."
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Had Randy Hickey
murdered Ernie in his outrage
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over the lack of toothpicks
and fish wings in the Crab Shack?
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The Camden Police sure thought so.
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And after 24 hours of interrogation,
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they had
a forced confession to prove it.
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Then we did it!
We killed Ernie!
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Randy Hickey,
town simpleton, had confessed.
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He and his brother Earl
were notorious lowlifes in Camden.
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And the arrest sent
the town of Camden into virtual chaos.
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I'm freaking out.
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I've seen those boys.
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The dancers at the club
call them Mustache and B.O.
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I call them B.O. One and B.O. Two.
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The fact that they murdered someone
is the least of their problems.
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I hope those Hickey boys
fry for what they did.
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I'm gonna miss Ernie.
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He was a gentleman.
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I remember one time,
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I was performing a sexual act on him
and it started to rain,
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and he held his shirt out over my head
so my hair wouldn't get wet.
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Made me feel
a little bit like a princess.
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And with the cheapest lawyer
in town at their side,
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it wasn't looking good
for the Hickey brothers.
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But the Hickey brothers
were provided with an alibi
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from a reliable witness.
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Two-time Daytona 500 winner
Michael Waltrip,
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whose testimony counts
for as much as three regular Americans.
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Fortunately for those guys,
I'm a bit of a shutterbug,
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and I had my camera with me,
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so I got a pretty complete record
of what happened that night.
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The police were stymied
and gave up their case.
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How is it possible that Ernie Belcher
could simply disappear?
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Inside Probe decided to dig...
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a little deeper...
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into the earth...
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to find the treasure chest...
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of the truth...
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of this mystery.
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Tonight on Inside Probe.
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INSIDE PROBE (PART 2)
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I can't wait to find out
who killed Ernie.
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I'm just glad it wasn't me.
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That would've been an awesome twist,
I've always thought I was a nice guy.
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I bet it was the cheese grater killer
that got Ernie.
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Remember when we found that big pile
of ground beef with the sock in it?
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I hope that wasn't Ernie
'cause I ate that.
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- And I'm wearing that sock.
- We don't even know if he's dead.
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It could be
a perfectly normal thing, like
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the government forced him to leave town,
change his identity, marry a hot blonde.
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Who marries a hot blonde
and doesn't brag about it?
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You get a trophy,
you put it on a shelf.
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Ernie was our friend.
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If he was still alive, he would've found
a way to get in touch with us.
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And if all he did was move away,
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he would've said good-bye.
I'm sticking with the cheese grater.
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So once it was established that
the Hickey boys were not responsible,
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which came as a shock
to everyone here at Inside Probe,
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our investigation moved on
to something a little more...
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out of this world.
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Well, Randy's got an interesting
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hypo...
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pot...
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hyp...
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hypo...
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thesis.
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A theory.
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Aliens.
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From outer space.
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Stories of alien abduction
are nothing new.
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Even cavemen recorded
these primitive drawings
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of the phenomena.
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You can ask my wife all about it.
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She saw some sort of alien thing
right on that very night.
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That's a great 'stache, by the way.
Do you put some kind of conditioner?
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Yes, but it's very expensive.
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It was this strange whooshing noise,
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then a loud boom.
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Then I saw these amazing lights.
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For a minute, I thought it was Jesus,
but he would say, "Hey, Joy. What's up?"
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So it must have been aliens.
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I was coming out of the Crab Shack,
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fixing to sell Wilfrid Dierkes
some muscle relaxants,
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which were really
just leftover birth control pills,
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when we were both awestruck
by this blinding light from above.
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While officially the police
discounted the alien theory,
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there was one officer who had a...
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different point of view.
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I remember that night well.
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Earlier, the captain
was giving out assignments,
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and one of us had to go investigate
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some sort of underground
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gay homosexual party at the park.
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And...
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I drew the long straw,
so I was forced to do it.
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Isn't it usually the short straw
that loses?
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No, it's the long straw.
The long straw loses.
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We set up some surveillance cameras
ahead of time.
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And then, to make sure that
I would blend in with the gay sexuals,
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I went undercover.
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Nothing criminal
seemed to be going on.
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Just a lot of well-built men
letting off some steam.
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And then I ended up being the meat
in a dance sandwich.
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It was terrible.
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Where'd you get that shirt?
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To stay in character
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was one of the toughest
professional challenges of my career.
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Then suddenly there were
these bright lights in the sky.
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I didn't know what to think.
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One of the guys said
it was like being at a Cher concert,
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but all I could think was...
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UFOs.
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Aliens were spotted all over Camden,
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including at the Crab Shack
the night of Ernie's disappearance.
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I remember that night.
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I was working
in the Crab Shack bathroom.
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I just finished
pouring the new cement floor,
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and I was heading out to my truck
when I saw the flash,
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and it about blinded me,
and I was like, "Whoa!
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I need to get
some Radnor 6400 welding goggles."
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You know what I'm saying?
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I saw UFO once.
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It was like a big silver football.
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It was from the planet Goodyear.
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I tried to shoot it down,
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but their force field technology
must have been too strong.
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It turns out that in Camden,
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it's harder to find
someone who had not seen a UFO
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than somebody who had.
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Next!
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I believe in alien life.
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I've seen some freaky-deaky things
in my day.
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And just when you think
you've seen it all,
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along comes a guy
with a green wiener.
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Explain that.
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Aliens.
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Listen, don't believe too much
of what you hear around here.
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40% of the town, including the mayor,
claim they've seen a leprechaun.
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Trust me,
Ernie wasn't abducted by aliens.
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I'll tell you what I think.
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What was Darnell Turner about to say
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before we realized this would be
a good dramatic breaking point?
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If it wasn't a UFO that took Ernie,
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then where is he?
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Is it possible
that Ernie's disappearance
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is a result of the Civil War?
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We'll stick the probe
even deeper inside
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when Inside Probe returns.
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What the hell were you about to say?
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Darnell, what were you
about to say on that TV show?
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I don't remember what I said.
Eight years is a long time ago.
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The mystery of Ernie Belcher
was raising more questions than answers.
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Was it murder?
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Was it alien abduction?
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Or could it have been
something of historic proportion?
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History.
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During the Civil War,
Camden was reluctant
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to make a commitment
to the North or the South.
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So they decided
to create a neutral country,
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a tiny nation
they would call "the Central."
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Even though it was
over a hundred years ago,
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Ernie was profoundly loyal
to the Central.
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Even flew the Central flag
on the roof.
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Central is number one!
Central is number one!
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My great,
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great,
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great,
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great,
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great... That's too many.
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He was my great,
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great...
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Anyway, he was around
during the Civil War
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and he led the Central.
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General Jefferson Washington Hickey,
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leader of the Central.
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We shall not be forced to pick sides
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between the North's
industrial economy
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or the South's tradition of slavery.
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We deserve and demand
and shall have both.
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It's sad, you know,
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'cause my great, great...
whatever,
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he just wanted to get North and South
to come to an agreement.
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And the North and South
did come to an agreement:
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that they need
to massacre the Central.
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The Central was formed
at 3:30 on March 10, 1861.
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By 3:45, it was gone.
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Like I said, Ernie insisted on
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flying the flag of the Central
on the roof,
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even though people thought it was
an embarrassment to the town.
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It's not an embarrassment!
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When Civil War II starts,
the Central will rise again.
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Rise again!
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People get pretty worked up.
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If you really want to talk
to somebody about Central pride,
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you should talk to Ernie.
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He's missing, isn't he?
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That's the whole reason you're here.
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I just got carried away
with all that Central stuff.
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Hey, man, can't you see
I'm doing an interview with "Girardo"?
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Sorry about that.
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So, was it overzealous loyalty
that lead to the end of Ernie
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or was it something darker?
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Could it have been Ernie's
involvement in the world
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of underground kinky sex?
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I'd bet on the sex.
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He had an Internet business
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that gather a clientele
of straight-up freaks.
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Just how freaky was Ernie Belcher?
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Pretty freaky.
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We will be right back.
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All right, everybody,
I got $20 that Ernie was that torso
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they found floating
in the Camden swamp.
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And I got $20 that he was torn to shreds
by that half-dog half-coyote
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that hangs out
behind the truck stop.
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You think Dogote did it?
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You can't take bets
on what happened to Ernie.
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Why not? We took bets
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on what was wrong
with that blue kid we found at the park.
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But this is different,
Ernie was a friend.
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He was part of our everyday lives.
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I don't know about you guys,
but that matters to me.
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Hush up, princess.
It's coming back on.
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If Ernie Belcher's
mysterious disappearance
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was not a result
of anti-Centralist zealotry,
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could it be because
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this pillar of the community
had a secret, darker side?
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For anyone out there
who is not aware
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of the vast array
of pornography on the Internet,
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you're about to become
far less productive.
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Ernie had a little side business
where he shot fetish videos
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and sold them on his website.
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I starred in some.
Made a little money on the side.
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Got a little weird.
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Who's been a bad boy?
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Me, right-right here.
I- I've been a bad boy.
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Yeah, I was in some
of Ernie's videos.
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He told me I could have
all the free crabs I could eat forever.
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Of course, Ernie's missing now,
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and apparently, he never told
anyone else who works here about it!
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So, I'm a little pissed about that.
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Oh, man.
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It's a size 11 from, like, 1988.
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And, look, it's filled
with macaroni and cheese.
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This is going to be so good.
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Wow, this is good.
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Do I really get
to eat the whole shoeful?
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No, I didn't appear
in any of Ernie's sex videos.
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Are you pretty?
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Yes, I'm pretty.
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Yeah, I did
some kinky videos for Ernie.
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I mean, how often is it that you
get to work with a real TV star?
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Nice.
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I don't remember
doing any fetish videos.
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Of course, I'm told I was on a show
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called Parker Lewis Can't Lose
for three years
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and I don't remember that, either.
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Can you think of anyone
who might have wanted Ernie gone?
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Oh, hell, anybody who
might have found out
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about his hidden cameras
in the bathroom.
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He had secret hidden cameras
all over the women's bathroom.
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When I found out,
I almost killed him my own self.
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Why didn't you say
anything about this?
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He paid me off
not to tell the other girls.
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That's why I always peed
in the alley.
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Can you show me?
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Well, I don't really have
to go right now.
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Buy me a beer
I'll see what I can work up.
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I meant, can you
show me the hidden cameras?
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Well, buy me a beer
and I'll show you.
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Inside Probe went to work
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and found
all of Ernie's hidden cameras.
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Yeah, they're all still here.
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There's overheads one...
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two...
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three.
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And there's
the behind-the-mirror cam.
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And the pee-pee cam.
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And we probed a little deeper
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and found something else.
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A video tape, just as I suspected.
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Could Ernie's sick,
perverted hidden bathroom tapes
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finally shed some light
on his disappearance?
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Sure, there were innocent things,
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like a drunken Randy Hickey
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stealing tampons
and sanitary napkins.
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A local stripper trying to hide
the shame of her secret eating.
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A daytime prostitute
having a working lunch.
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Earl Hickey hiding in the bathroom
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after snatching a bottle of booze
from behind the bar.
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The hidden cameras even caught
an icon of American television
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putting on his game face.
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Never show weakness.
Never show weakness.
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You're a rock star.
You're Geraldo Rivera.
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This is what they pay you
because you're worth it.
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Someone's in here.
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It's not Geraldo.
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Hidden cameras, historical grudges,
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lights in the sky,
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a bathroom that was being remodeled.
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Four seemingly random events,
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until we revisited an interview
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we had done with the black
co-worker who, at the time,
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we assumed was giving us
a fake alibi.
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Every night at closing time,
I had to go up on the roof
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to take down the flag of the Central
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or else someone would snatch it
and destroy it.
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00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:18,032
I saw some malcontent
trying to pull down the flag
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and, while I agreed with him,
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it was my duty
to protect Ernie's property.
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So, I attacked him
with lethal precision.
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He was a worthy opponent,
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and our fight caused us
to fall into the flagpole.
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The flagpole hit the power line,
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and it was a pretty big explosion.
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This would explain the UFO
that several people saw that night.
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You might be asking,
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"What does any of this
have to do with Ernie?"
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Well, we're about to show you.
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These were victim
Ernie Belcher's final moments.
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Here you see Ernie
enter the bathroom.
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It's awkward because
he's avoiding the wet cement.
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He's presumably going to change
the tape in his hidden VCR
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when suddenly, he is startled
by a commotion on the roof.
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As the battle on the roof raged on,
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the power went out,
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and, unable to see,
Ernie lost his footing.
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And, for the semi-conscious
Ernie Belcher,
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the harsh reality
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was sinking in,
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as was his body.
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00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,870
Wow. I always thought
that was a nose-shaped doorstop.
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I can't believe it.
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Ernie's been right here
in the Crab Shack for eight years,
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- and nobody knew it.
- You know what's so funny?
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For years, I've been using that thing
to clean gum off the bottom of my shoes.
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Well, Ernie, the Crab Shack
was always a part of you.
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Now you will always be
a part of the Crab Shack.
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00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:04,519
We can finally give you
a real good-bye.
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00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:07,312
Good-bye, friend.
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You got a little...
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I got it.
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Well, boss,
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you died like a hero
from the Central,
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quickly and in the bathroom.
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Later, Ernie.
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Say hey to Grandma Nancy for me.
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Unless, by some miracle,
you ended up in heaven.
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00:19:39,617 --> 00:19:40,745
Good-bye, pal.
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Just in case there's some chance
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you're alive
breathing through your nose,
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I want you to know that I
forgive you for the toothpicks,
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but I will never forgive you
for the fish wings.
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