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Living at the motel,
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we've had our share
of annoying neighbors.
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Hello, neighbor folks.
Working hard or hardly working?
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Like this guy, most of them
drove me crazy and wouldn't shut up.
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Did I ever tell you about the time
my dog ate a whole bag
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of Halloween candy?
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I come home from work one day.
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I walk in the door...
at least I think I was at work,
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but as it occurs to me,
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it was a Sunday in October,
and I do not work on the Lord's day.
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During football season!
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The Lord's day!
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Write that down.
That's a good one.
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Wait. It wasn't October.
It was February.
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And it was a box of chocolates
I purchased for my sweetheart, Gertie.
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I got to pee.
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Cappy, talk real loud
so I don't miss anything, okay?
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So, anyways Gertie was
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from Bismarck.
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So, I was stuck.
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But fortunately,
whenever I had a neighbor I didn't like,
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Catalina would always find
a way to move him.
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So, I says to myself,
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- "Cappy!"
- Excuse me, sir.
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We just discovered
toxic mold in your room.
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Oh, bummer.
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We had toxic moles
in our old room.
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They burrow in,
and they have turf horse with the rats.
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I'll be moving you
to a great room in the East Wing.
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When it's windy,
you can get HBO.
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Keep in touch!
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Or not.
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SOLD A GUY A LEMON CAR
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You want to tell me
why I just saw Cappy in the East Wing?
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I don't know, Randy.
Something about toxic moles.
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It wasn't toxic moles.
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You got rid of him
like you do with all the cool neighbors.
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Even that guy
with the illegal penguin.
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That penguin was a jerk.
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All day long.
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Plus, he kept him in the ice machine,
I could taste it.
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Well, I miss Cappy.
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Trust me,
we're better off without him.
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Can I help you?
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What are you doing in my room?
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Oh, you must be
in the room next door.
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But my key opened this door.
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That's 'cause the manager bought
all the locks in bulk at a swap meet.
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They could also be opened
with a potato peeler
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and those things that you use
to hold corn on the cob.
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Welcome. I'm Earl.
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Way to go, Earl.
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I bet that guy's got
the least funny stories in the universe.
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I don't want stories in a neighbor.
I want quiet in a neighbor.
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Let's see how you like
quiet in a brother.
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So, how do you like it?
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Give me a few hours to find out.
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You know who didn't
make noise at night? Cappy.
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I'm sure the new guy just
doesn't realize how loud that is.
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I'll go talk to him.
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It's...
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3:00 in the morning.
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Just wondering
if you could keep it down.
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I heard some noise in there.
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Maybe you could...
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not...
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work...
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so late?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
I was sleeping.
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- How'd it go?
- Pretty good.
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He's actually a pretty nice guy
once you get to know him.
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I'm sure he'll be done real soon.
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- You miss Cappy, don't you?
- Yeah, I miss Cappy.
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What is he doing in there anyway?
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Look through the bullet hole.
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You look through the bullet hole.
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Why should I?
This is your fault.
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If it'd been up to me,
we'd still have Cappy and not...
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Not it!
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Damn it,
why do I ways forget "not it?"
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Go look.
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What do you see?
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It's sort of a big,
almond-shaped,
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white thing with sort of a...
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round, blue-greenish thing
in the middle.
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It blinked.
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It's an eye.
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He's looking at us.
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His name is Lloyd,
and, no, I am not moving that guy.
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I saw him this morning, and he said
if I ever step foot in his room,
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something bad will happen
to my pretty little face.
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You should have him thrown out
of the motel for acting psycho.
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Are you kidding?
If I can't go in his room,
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I can't clean his room.
Plus, he thinks I'm pretty.
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I hope he never checks out.
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I guess if he's not moving,
we have to.
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Then, somebody's got
to go pack our stuff,
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and I think it should be you.
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Number one,
because this is all your fault.
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- Number two...
- Not it!
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Damn it!
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Hey, dimkoff.
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That's German for dummy.
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- Heard Colonel Klink say it to Hogan.
- What are you doing here?
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Catching a fish
for Dodge's science project.
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It turned out there was a reason
Joy was excited
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about this particular science fair.
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Normally,
Joy didn't believe in science,
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but she did believe in the $500 prize
and what it would buy her.
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... A symbol of hope and love.
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Because if your heart is open,
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love will always find its way in.
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It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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Those diamonds got ahold of Joy,
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and she couldn't stop thinking about
how to get her hands on that necklace.
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- Jane Seymour?
- Hello, Joy.
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How'd you know my name?
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I've been reading
your prescription bottles.
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I have something for you.
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- What the hell!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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You'll have to win the science fair
if you want to get the necklace.
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But how, Jane Seymour?
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I never understood science
or chemistry or biology.
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You want to hear
something funny?
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First time I used birth control pills,
I put them inside me.
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We all change, Joy.
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I mean, I started as a dancer,
and I evolved into an actress.
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And then I evolved into an artist.
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It's all about evolution.
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Evolution.
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Jane Seymour wants me
to disprove evolution.
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It's not porn
if it's on regular TV.
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Jane Seymour came to me in a dream
and told me how to win the science fair.
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I'm going to prove
that evolution's a bunch of bull crap.
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How are you going to do that?
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I'm gonna fill this up with water
and put a fish in it,
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but its food is gonna be on this rock.
When the fish gets hungry,
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he's gonna have to grow legs
and walk up here to eat.
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If he doesn't,
that proves there's no evolution.
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Tampon, condom, pacifier...
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fish!
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Kind of small, don't you think?
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Maybe for eating,
but not for science.
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Y'all got homeless
coming through here now?
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That's why I tell Darnell to break
bottles before to throw them away.
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Word gets out,
they'll stop pawing through your trash.
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Hold the phone!
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I know that guy!
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I was surprised that Joy knew Lloyd,
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but I was even more surprised
to find out that
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in a way, I knew him, too.
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Shortly after me and Joy
got married,
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I realized I couldn't just rely
on stealing to support a new wife
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and someone else's unborn baby.
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So, I tried my hand
in the auto industry.
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For 50 bucks,
I'd haul away your old junker.
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Then I took the 50 and gave it
a hillbilly tune up to get it running.
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I stapled the seatbelts
back together,
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painted over the check engine light,
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and I wrote "airbag"
on the steering wheel in Sharpie.
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That should raise the price.
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As soon as we found a nice house
that was vacant during the day,
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- the car was ready to sell.
- So, why are you selling it?
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We're buying a minivan.
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I know, barf.
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Next thing you know, I'm gonna be
playing soccer like all the other moms.
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I'm going
on a cross country trip and...
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I've never bought a car before.
I don't even know what questions to ask.
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I hear you.
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Lord knows I'm no car salesman.
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Tell you what.
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Just give me the 900 bucks,
drive it around for a couple days.
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If you don't like it,
come get your money back.
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You know where we live.
It's not like we're going anywhere.
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That sounds fair.
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Let's do it!
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I'm buying a car!
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You're buying a car.
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He looked so nice and sweet
when we ripped him off.
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Now he looks like that guy
who used to collect road kill
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to make those creepy
nativity scenes.
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Anyway,
I'd stay away from him if I were you.
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I can't now.
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He's on my list.
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I had a lot of experience
telling psychos I screwed them over,
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but this guy was the psychoest.
Hey, there, buddy.
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I'm not your buddy.
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Fair enough.
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Listen,
I just heard the craziest story.
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It's not the one about the dog
eating the candies, is it?
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'Cause I already walked away
from that story once.
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Listen. It's...
It's about the lemon car I sold you.
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I told him I was the one
who sold him that lemon car
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and all about my list and Karma.
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Then I waited
for the crazy to come out.
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But it didn't.
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You don't owe me anything.
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You showed me the way
of the world.
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That's when Lloyd told me
the rest of what happened.
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Lloyd packed his bags and headed off
on a cross-country trip.
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It took me four days
to hitchhike from Saginaw
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I've gone to look for Ame...
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... rica...
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But the car we sold him
wasn't even up for a cross Camden trip.
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All gone look for Ame...
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... rica.
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Lloyd was happy Joy gave him
that money-back guarantee,
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until he found out the house
really belonged to the Yangs.
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Damn.
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Damn, damn, damn!
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He gave that car a hillbilly
tune-up of his own
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and passed it on
to the next sucker.
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Why is it shaking?
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That's not the car,
that's you.
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Well, why... why is smoke
coming out from under the hood?
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Oh, that's the steam feature.
Keeps the engine clean.
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Fancy.
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I'll take it.
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Finally, I'll have one nice thing
before I die.
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I feel terrible.
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I'd really like to make up
for what I did.
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Why?
You opened my eyes.
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You taught me
that people are scum.
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But I won't have to worry
about the scum of the Earth much longer.
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That's kind of a weird thing to say.
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- No offense.
- Oh, no, that's okay.
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'Cause soon, I'm gonna have
all my materials.
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And I won't have to worry
about people offending me.
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See, there you go again.
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You're the one
from the eye hole.
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Stay tuned.
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I think I created a terrorist.
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I really think this guy
is gonna blow something up.
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- What do we do?
- You're asking me?
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Oh, God, this is
really bad, isn't it?
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- I don't know, maybe call the cops?
- No, that won't help.
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They'll lock him up
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and let him back out
even more angry at the world.
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We could chop his hands off
so at least he can't light fuses.
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You put me in charge,
and now you shoot down all my ideas?
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We're not chopping off
Lloyd's hands.
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My hands?
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Oh, that...
that different Lloyd.
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Uh, I've got a cousin...
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named Lloyd who has...
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uh, hand cancer.
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Listen, Lloyd,
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I feel responsible for you thinking
everybody is scum.
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And I believe
I already thanked you.
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I don't want to be thanked.
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I just want to make it up to you
so that you're not so...
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negative.
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Show me somebody
who isn't negative.
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Katie Couric.
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Look...
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not everybody is scum.
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Think about it.
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People are only good
till they get screwed over.
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You screwed me.
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I screwed the next person,
and I'm sure they screwed somebody else,
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and it just kept
going down the line.
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But what if it didn't?
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What if somebody,
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broke the chain
and was honest about the car?
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Impossible.
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- You don't know that.
- How much you want to bet?
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I'll bet you $500.
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I'm kind of on a fixed income
right now and, uh...
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it's all going to my project.
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Look, how about this?
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If one of those people
was honest and...
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and didn't screw
somebody else,
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will you give your
fellow man another chance?
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The next day, Joy saw something
that undid years of Sunday school.
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Sweet Jesus, the fish grew feet.
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What does that mean, Mommy?
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I think it means we don't got
to go to church no more.
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Baby, that's a tadpole.
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All you proved is that tadpoles
turn into frogs.
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- Do people already know that?
- Yes, Joy.
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That would fall under the heading,
"common knowledge".
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Damn.
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00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:26,993
Now I'm not gonna get my hand-designed
Jane Seymour Open Hearts necklace.
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Stupid fish frog.
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Hello, my name's Darnell.
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I'm gonna call you Mr. Frog.
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I didn't want Lloyd
to blow anything up,
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so I made him take me to
the little old lady he sold the car to.
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Of course I remember
that shaky car.
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I wasted $1,000 getting tested
for Parkinson's.
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I don't suppose
you still have the car, do you?
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She didn't.
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She spruced it up
with a racing stripe
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and sold it to a guy
who was new to town.
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00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:01,123
That sneaky little bitch
ripped me off,
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with her face like a wrinkled yam
and her lies.
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00:15:04,494 --> 00:15:06,062
What she did was wrong.
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Evil and wrong.
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- What did you do with the car?
- I sold it to the next sucker.
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Hey, welcome to America.
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And Escobar gave the car
something he called a Nairobi tune-up
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and sold it to a hillbilly.
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00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,682
I wrote "turbo" on the side
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and sold it to a black fella
named Pookie Johnson.
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00:15:23,434 --> 00:15:25,552
I remember 'cause
my mom's name is Pookie.
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00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:29,178
Hey, is that a three-position switch
with a built-in timer?
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- Can I buy it?
- Don't do it, don't do it.
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00:15:31,775 --> 00:15:33,393
I think he's building a bomb.
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00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:34,972
We've already established
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that scruples are not
a big part of my nature.
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I wasn't getting closer
to finding an honest man,
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00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:43,868
but Lloyd seemed to be getting
closer to finishing his bomb,
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so I had to get creative.
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Yeah, it conked out
in the Chubby Burger drive-through line.
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That's when I said to myself,
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"Pookie James Johnson,
you have been hoodwinked."
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00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,792
What did you do then,
Pookie James?
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I melted it down and made
a jungle gym for orphans.
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00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:03,400
Only wish I could have melted
something down
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to make those kids
some moms and dads.
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00:16:06,217 --> 00:16:07,902
Well, we do what we can.
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00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:10,389
You really did that?
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Orphans?
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That's impressive.
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00:16:18,057 --> 00:16:20,465
I knew I wasn't exactly honest
with Lloyd, but...
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00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:22,296
it seems it's okay
to bend the rules
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00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,310
when it comes to dealing
with terrorists,
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00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:26,451
so I figured Karma
wouldn't mind.
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00:16:26,576 --> 00:16:28,537
Apparently, I figured wrong.
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People are scum!
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You're scum
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for lying to me, and I'm not
putting up with it anymore.
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00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:44,589
Lloyd, wait.
You're not even on my insurance.
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00:16:53,819 --> 00:16:56,758
Really?
You had to drive by right now?
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00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:01,704
I hadn't done much running
since I gave up stealing,
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00:17:01,829 --> 00:17:03,432
so I was a little out of shape.
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00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:05,372
But it's amazing
how fast you can move
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when the fate of half a county
is in your hands.
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00:17:09,326 --> 00:17:10,332
Stop!
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00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:15,897
I know there's
some bad people out there,
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but there's some good people, too,
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00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:20,124
and neither one deserves
to be blown up.
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00:17:20,994 --> 00:17:22,244
Lloyd, open up!
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00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,295
Please don't set off the bomb.
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00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,718
- What bomb?
- That bomb right there.
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00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:32,601
It's not a bomb.
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00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,260
It's my rocket ship.
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00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:38,643
What makes you think
I was building a bomb?
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00:17:39,329 --> 00:17:41,352
I don't know, uh,
all the talk about...
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how you wouldn't have to put up
with the scum of the Earth anymore.
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00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,628
Yeah... 'cause I'm launching
myself into outer space
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00:17:47,753 --> 00:17:49,433
in my man made rocket ship.
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00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,377
Bomb?
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00:17:52,818 --> 00:17:54,575
What do you think,
I'm crazy?
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00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:56,953
I don't know
how to answer that.
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00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:58,315
Wait a minute.
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00:18:01,243 --> 00:18:03,797
You actually thought
I was gonna set off a bomb.
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00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:06,629
You ran toward the danger.
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00:18:08,115 --> 00:18:10,842
I wondered about that myself
a few times while I was running.
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00:18:11,443 --> 00:18:13,845
I mean, you could have run
to safety.
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00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:18,273
Instead, you risked
your own life to...
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00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,039
to save other people?
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00:18:21,742 --> 00:18:24,487
Hey, you build rockets,
I run towards bombs.
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00:18:24,612 --> 00:18:27,567
Let's just agree we're both
a little crazy, okay?
365
00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:31,631
That was completely unselfish.
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00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:35,158
You are a good person.
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00:18:36,652 --> 00:18:39,235
I guess that means
everybody isn't scum.
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00:18:44,676 --> 00:18:45,992
Congratulations.
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00:18:48,345 --> 00:18:50,181
I think you won your bet.
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00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:54,887
It wasn't how I planned
on doing it,
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00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:58,102
but I helped Lloyd regain his faith
that people can be good.
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Years ago, Lloyd thought
I had opened his eyes
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to all the bad in the world,
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00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,400
but really,
I did something worse.
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00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,709
I made him close his eyes
to all the good.
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00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,174
Both are all around.
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00:19:14,299 --> 00:19:16,532
You just have to decide
which one to focus on.
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00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,515
And just like Lloyd,
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00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,537
I realized I was only seeing the bad
in people around me,
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00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:24,165
when I needed to be like Randy
and see the good.
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00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:28,200
What are you guys
talking about?
382
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:30,929
Cappy's telling us
about going to bingo night.
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00:19:31,054 --> 00:19:32,674
He almost had all the I's.
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00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:34,739
And then, he almost
had all the corners,
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00:19:34,864 --> 00:19:36,614
but then, someone else
called bingo,
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00:19:36,739 --> 00:19:39,432
so on the next game,
he started out with B-3.
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00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:41,265
- B... B-7.
- B-7, I meant.
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00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:43,990
Hold on, I want to come down
and hear all about it.
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00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:50,257
Now that Lloyd could see
the good in the world,
390
00:19:50,382 --> 00:19:53,486
he finally took that cross-country trip
to see more of it.
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00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:00,907
And it turns out
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00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,313
all the work he did on his rocket
didn't go to waste.
393
00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:05,832
That's right, my son's
a scientifical genius.
394
00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:07,701
That's why he won...
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00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,627
What the hell is this?
396
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,134
A savings bond, Joy,
in Dodge's name.
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00:20:12,259 --> 00:20:14,465
I figured if I told you,
you wouldn't go through with it
398
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,010
and Dodge wouldn't have
this unearned feeling of success.
399
00:20:17,242 --> 00:20:20,106
- What about my feelings?
- I thought about that, too.
400
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:24,714
Oh, my God,
401
00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:28,052
it's a Kay Jewelers Jane Seymour
Open Hearts necklace.
402
00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:33,392
Do you know how those diamonds
were formed?
403
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:35,778
Millions of years ago,
there were dinosaurs who died,
404
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,269
and the carbon in their bodies
was compressed...
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00:20:38,394 --> 00:20:40,652
Darnell, don't be a turd
in the sandbox.
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