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I do think being
a sunburned guy
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Is a good costume
for halloween.
3
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We can't both do
the same thing.
4
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Come on.
5
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Two sunburned guys is
way funnier than one.
6
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Ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow.
7
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Come on
and do it with me.
8
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
9
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Ow.
10
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Maybe you're right.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Ow, ow...
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Oh, perfect timing.
14
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I can't figure out how
to get this coffin lid on right.
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Can y'all help me?
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Joy, we're not stupid.
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What's gonna pop out
of there and scare us?
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Nothing. Nothing.
19
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How about we just stand
back over here
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And you show us
how the lid works?
21
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Hey, earl.
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Hey, crab man.
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I told you that was
a bad idea, joy.
24
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Oh, don't worry,
the kids won't punch that hard.
25
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Is this why you
called us over here?
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Course not.
27
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If i just wanted to see you
scream like a little bitch,
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I'd make you sit
through pumpkinhead again.
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You're here
because you need
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To give the boys
a good halloween.
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Joy was talking about
#94 on my list-
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"Ruined dodge
and earl jr. 'S halloween. "
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I thought you were taking
the kids trick-Or-Treating.
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Oh, you wanted me
to go with them?
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Fight, fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight,
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Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight!
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You need to throw
a halloween party
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For the boys and everybody
else in this neighborhood
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Who spent all night looking
for 'em, not to mention me.
40
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My hands were
shaking so bad,
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I could barely put my
makeup on for the news crew.
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Fine, i'll throw a party,
43
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But you got to
admit you loved it
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When they let you
drive the speedboat
45
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When they were
dragging the lake.
46
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I had that thing humming.
47
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Hey, darnell, willie let me
borrow his glass eye
48
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For dodge
and earl jr. 'S party.
49
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I thought
we could float it
50
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In the witches' pot,
51
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But i can't find any of that
spooky ice to go with it.
52
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We tried pouring hot water
over regular ice,
53
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But you know what happened?
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It melted?
You tried that, too, huh?
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Who's that with catalina?
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That's her nephew
"o-Scar. "
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O- Scar, like oscar
but with an "o. "
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Her sister sent them to
america for a vacation.
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He arrived yesterday.
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I swear i didn't
order this.
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Wait, are you
a dishwasher?
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No.
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Yeah, we didn't
order this.
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The really sad part is
the waybill said
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"Bananas, magazines,
and little boy. "
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I can't help but think
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Someone at customs
wasn't doing their job.
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I wish i had
a little brother.
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Thanks, earl.
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Randy, you know
it's on my list.
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"Cost randy a little brother. "
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How'd you do that?
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Dad made mom get fixed after
he caught earl playing a game
74
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Of "watch randy in
the washing machine. "
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I swallowed
a lot of bleach.
76
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That's why
i can't taste salt.
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I put it
on the gentle cycle.
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You never tell
that part of the story.
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Well, if you're interested
in getting a brother,
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You can try the local office
of "big bros, little bros. "
81
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Oh, yeah, i've seen their sign.
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I always thought it was
a hip-Hop clothing store
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With a huge range of sizes.
84
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No, they match up
needy young boys
85
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With older,
mostly unmarried men
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Looking to take someone
under their wing.
87
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Surprisingly enough,
usually it works out just fine.
88
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So me and randy cleaned up,
89
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Put on our sunday clothes,
and went down
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To big bros, little bros.
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So... tell me a little bit
about yourself, randy.
92
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Well, i'm 31
and i live in a motel.
93
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I have three pairs of pants
and five shirts,
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And, uh... that pretty much
sums me up- Yeah.
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Oh, and this is
my brother earl.
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We're very close.
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We even sleep in the same bed.
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B- But not in a weird way, just
in a "there's only one bed" way.
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Yeah, and we sleep
facing out,
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So if anything touches, it's
our butts and not our wieners.
101
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Since there were way more
little bros than big bros,
102
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The counselor tried
to give randy a shot.
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You guys...
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This kid is a part of
our hot potato game, too.
105
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Now, just because he's going
to be sitting in this chair
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For the rest of his natural life
107
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With those bright white shoes
that'll never get dirty,
108
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Doesn't make him any different
from me or you.
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Go ahead,
throw him the ball.
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There you go.
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Way to include everyone.
112
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Yeah. Now who
wants to play kickball?
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Yeah!
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Wait for me.
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I was starting
to have my doubts
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About whether randy would be
a good big brother.
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Duck, duck, goose.
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You're still it.
119
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But the people at the program
didn't have any doubts at all.
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They were sure.
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I was actually
kind of relieved
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Randy didn't get accepted
as a big brother,
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But i could never
tell him that.
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They screwed up, man.
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They don't know
what an awesome big brother is,
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Because an awesome
big brother is you.
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I don't know where
i went wrong.
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You didn't randy.
You were perfect.
129
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Those people are stupid.
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A little brother doesn't have
to be a person.
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Maybe you could get a pet.
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W- Well, n-Not a pet.
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Maybe a-A... a plant.
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I hate plants!
Plants suck!
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I'm sorry, plants. I'm just mad.
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Earl, could you
give me a hand?
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There's a customer
at club chubby
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Who thinks he's hilarious.
139
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None of the other strippers
will help me get it off.
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They're just jealous 'cause
they never get fives.
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Well, do they get
little brothers?
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'Cause then they should
stop bitching
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And shut the hell up!
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I'm sorry, other strippers.
I'm just mad.
145
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What's wrong with him?
146
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Randy wanted a little brother,
but we couldn't find one,
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So, now we've moved on
to plants.
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What about o-Scar?
149
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He could use a male
influence in his life.
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When he was a baby,
his dad left to join the rebels.
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They're a very popular
singing group in my country.
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Yeah. I've seen their tapes
on sale at the car wash, but...
153
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He could really use
a good male role model.
154
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Well, i'm no male model,
155
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But i'd be a darn good
big brother.
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What do you think, earl?
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Yeah.
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O- Scar's definitely
an option.
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We'll keep him in mind
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If it doesn't work out
with the plant.
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No, i said i
hated plants.
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Wait a minute.
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You don't think i can be
a big brother, do you?
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No!
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No, no, no, no, randy.
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Are you crazy?
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Of course i think
you'd be a good big brother.
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You're talking
in the high-Pitched lying voice.
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No, i'm not.
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Then tell me
in your normal voice
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You think i can do this.
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Randy, are you crazy?
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I'll do it.
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I was worried about randy
taking care of o-Scar,
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But i had my hands full
of important party business.
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How are they gonna play
"pin the tail on the mummy,"
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If the first pin
they stick in makes her pop?
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That's not realistic.
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Realistic? Mummys
don't have tails.
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How do you know?
Were you alive back then?
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00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:02,890
Are you brendan fraser?
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Get me a mummy
i can stick a damn pin in.
183
00:07:05,394 --> 00:07:07,995
Well, leave this one.
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I know two-Ply when i see it.
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Darnell will be thrilled.
186
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Hey, earl.
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How's it going?
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Well, o-Scar lost a finger
in the ferris wheel.
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Randy, what the...?
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I'm just kidding.
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He's fine.
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'Cause i'm a great
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Big brother,
no matter what you think.
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We got that bandage
from a car wreck we passed.
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I'm going to the rest room.
196
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You gonna drop a "dos"?
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Sí.
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"Dos" means "poo"
in spanish.
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Randy?
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I saw it, earl.
201
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I'll take care of it.
202
00:07:51,673 --> 00:07:54,108
Randy waited for o-Scar
to finish his "dos,"
203
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Then took him somewhere
a little more private
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To have their talk.
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00:08:03,085 --> 00:08:05,586
O- Scar,
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00:08:05,654 --> 00:08:07,722
Earl and me saw you
steal those tips,
207
00:08:07,789 --> 00:08:09,757
And stealing's wrong.
208
00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:12,626
Now, i want you
to go back there,
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00:08:12,694 --> 00:08:14,762
Return the money,
and apologize,
210
00:08:14,796 --> 00:08:16,897
And you'll feel better
about yourself.
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00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:18,899
Phew!
212
00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:20,534
Yeah.
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00:08:20,602 --> 00:08:21,736
Huge relief.
214
00:08:21,803 --> 00:08:23,270
That was a doozy,
215
00:08:23,338 --> 00:08:25,072
But we got through it,
little bro.
216
00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:27,842
Now how about we just head back
to the crab shack, and...
217
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Don't tell me what to do.
218
00:08:29,444 --> 00:08:31,278
What?
219
00:08:34,616 --> 00:08:36,283
What are you doing?
220
00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,795
Satan.
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00:08:52,634 --> 00:08:54,568
Randy, check it out.
222
00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:57,038
Me and magnum pi made a
sign for the el camino.
223
00:08:57,105 --> 00:08:59,040
Pretty cool sign.
224
00:08:59,107 --> 00:09:01,742
If you don't want it shredded
by satan, i'd leave it out here.
225
00:09:01,843 --> 00:09:02,943
What?
226
00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:05,046
O- Scar got upset
about the stealing thing,
227
00:09:05,113 --> 00:09:07,948
And now he's just a little bit
completely possessed.
228
00:09:08,016 --> 00:09:08,949
Randy, calm down.
229
00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:10,017
He's probably
just trying
230
00:09:10,085 --> 00:09:11,919
To get out of trouble
for stealing.
231
00:09:11,987 --> 00:09:14,755
Hey, o-Scar, we need to...
232
00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:20,061
Come on out, o-Scar.
233
00:09:20,128 --> 00:09:22,263
Acting possessed
doesn't scare me.
234
00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,965
I got a cousin with tourette's
who's really religious.
235
00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:26,667
It's very similar.
236
00:09:29,137 --> 00:09:31,472
Randy, it was
just the wind.
237
00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,874
Come on, o-Scar.
238
00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:54,061
Look, you're not
going to freak me out.
239
00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:14,015
Holy moses!
240
00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:19,120
Oh, my god, earl,
those are voodoo dolls
241
00:10:19,187 --> 00:10:21,489
Of you and a fat guy
with stains on his shirt.
242
00:10:27,729 --> 00:10:29,463
Cute.
243
00:10:29,531 --> 00:10:33,134
Look, o-Scar, you need to
return the money you stole
244
00:10:33,201 --> 00:10:34,735
And quit trying
to freak me out.
245
00:10:34,803 --> 00:10:37,438
There's nothing you can do
that i haven't done be-
246
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,706
Oh, god!
247
00:10:38,774 --> 00:10:40,307
Never did that.
248
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,913
Hey, catalina.
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00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:47,548
Hi.
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00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:58,726
I'll just be a minute.
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00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:01,996
Catalina,
252
00:11:02,064 --> 00:11:03,197
We need to talk
253
00:11:03,265 --> 00:11:04,632
About your freaky
little nephew.
254
00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,335
Sorry, nick, we'll
be out in a second.
255
00:11:07,402 --> 00:11:08,836
That's okay.
256
00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:10,671
O- Scar's a little cutie,
isn't he?
257
00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:11,806
He sucks.
258
00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:13,341
He's got randy convinced
he knows voodoo,
259
00:11:13,408 --> 00:11:14,975
And he blew dust
in my eyes.
260
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:16,043
It's still burning.
261
00:11:16,078 --> 00:11:17,912
You told him
what to do, didn't you?
262
00:11:17,979 --> 00:11:19,080
He hates that.
263
00:11:19,147 --> 00:11:20,481
By the way, it wasn't dust.
264
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,149
It's the ground bones
of a graveyard sparrow.
265
00:11:22,217 --> 00:11:24,018
They say it blinds
you to the dangers
266
00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:25,186
That lie ahead.
267
00:11:25,253 --> 00:11:27,188
It's also a great exfoliant.
268
00:11:27,255 --> 00:11:29,623
Look, i got to go throw a party
for joy's kids.
269
00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:30,991
I don't have time for this.
270
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,460
You need to take
your freak back.
271
00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:33,861
No, i'm his big brother.
272
00:11:33,929 --> 00:11:34,862
You're not
acting like it.
273
00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:36,030
You can't take
care of him.
274
00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:38,199
That's what you said
about the goldfish.
275
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:39,266
You ate the goldfish.
276
00:11:39,368 --> 00:11:40,735
You dared me.
O- Scar can't stay
277
00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,903
With me- Every time
i tell him what to do,
278
00:11:42,971 --> 00:11:43,938
He channels my dead grandmother,
279
00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:45,573
And then she tells me
what to do.
280
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:46,741
I can't live like that.
281
00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:48,542
Well, then, box him
up and send him home.
282
00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:50,678
You said you'd take him,
so he's yours.
283
00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:55,683
I didn't think
a crazy little kid
284
00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,084
Should be at the motel alone,
285
00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:58,986
And randy didn't want
to be left alone
286
00:11:59,054 --> 00:12:00,921
With a crazy little kid
at the motel,
287
00:12:00,989 --> 00:12:02,556
So we all headed over to joy's.
288
00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:06,260
Great decorations,
crab man.
289
00:12:06,328 --> 00:12:07,928
That dead body
in the front
290
00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:09,263
Of the trailer
park looks real.
291
00:12:09,331 --> 00:12:10,598
What dead body?
292
00:12:10,632 --> 00:12:12,400
The one the kids
are jumping on.
293
00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,235
I'll be right back.
294
00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:18,005
Who are you
supposed to be?
295
00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:19,707
Barbie- Can't you tell?
296
00:12:19,775 --> 00:12:22,076
Taped my nipples down so
my boobies are smooth.
297
00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:25,446
Hey, it ain't goodie bag time.
298
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,214
Don't tell me
what to do.
299
00:12:27,282 --> 00:12:28,683
Look, maybe
kids talk back
300
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,418
From guatelatucky or
wherever you're from,
301
00:12:30,485 --> 00:12:32,420
But you must be
el pollo loco
302
00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:34,455
If you think you can
sass me like that.
303
00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,127
Uh-Oh.
304
00:12:40,162 --> 00:12:41,128
Randy:
earl...
305
00:12:41,163 --> 00:12:43,097
Earl!
What the hell?
306
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:45,032
Ow!
307
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,801
Joy:
oh, my god.
308
00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:48,302
I seen this before.
309
00:12:48,437 --> 00:12:49,704
He's doing voodoo.
310
00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:50,771
He's evil.
311
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,606
He's evil, he's evil!
312
00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:55,476
Joy had seen these signs before
with her baby-Sitter.
313
00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:14,729
What the hell?
314
00:13:14,796 --> 00:13:16,564
Never again, child,
315
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:20,067
Will you steal cigarettes
out of my pocketbook.
316
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:22,503
You are cursed.
317
00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:25,573
You will become pregnant
before you are married.
318
00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:31,145
Oh, snap.
319
00:13:32,848 --> 00:13:34,248
He's full of voodoo.
320
00:13:34,316 --> 00:13:36,150
You get him out of here
before it starts
321
00:13:36,218 --> 00:13:38,786
Raining blood or he forces us
to eat jerk chicken.
322
00:13:38,854 --> 00:13:40,287
Joy, he's
just a kid.
323
00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:42,556
As was the omen, the exorcist
324
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,358
And all them
children of the corn.
325
00:13:44,426 --> 00:13:45,960
The devil likes them young.
326
00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:48,763
Probably gets in through
that soft spot on their skull.
327
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:51,098
Come on, o-Scar,
let's go.
328
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:57,471
And you can forget crossing
the boys off your list.
329
00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,473
Your freak child
ruined the party!
330
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:02,510
I'll see you
halloween '09, dummy.
331
00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:04,478
Randy:
drop it, earl.
332
00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:06,080
No, i'm not gonna
drop it, randy.
333
00:14:06,148 --> 00:14:07,481
He's messing
with people's heads
334
00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:08,883
With all that
fake voodoo,
335
00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,718
And now he's messing
with my list.
336
00:14:10,752 --> 00:14:12,153
Because of him,
337
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,989
I can't cross off joy's
kids until next halloween.
338
00:14:15,057 --> 00:14:17,024
Karma's not
gonna like that.
339
00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:19,427
How come when you talk
about voodoo it's always fake,
340
00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:21,729
But then you run around
scared of this silly,
341
00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:23,264
Made-Up magic you call karma?
342
00:14:23,331 --> 00:14:24,365
'Cause karma's real.
343
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:25,700
I've seen it work.
344
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:28,469
I haven't seen proof
that voodoo can do anything.
345
00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:35,676
Earl, earl, earl,
that's a randy doll.
346
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,777
He's got
a randy doll.
347
00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:37,945
It's just a doll, randy.
348
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,350
What's he doing?
349
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,285
I don't like it,
i don't like it!
350
00:14:44,353 --> 00:14:46,020
Nothing's gonna
happen- It's fake.
351
00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:48,189
Nothing's happening, o-Scar.
Give it up.
352
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:49,690
I'm putting a curse
on your brother
353
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,059
That will make him scared,
nervous and uneasy.
354
00:14:52,127 --> 00:14:53,627
My god, it's working.
355
00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:55,930
I am scared, nervous
and uneasy.
356
00:14:55,997 --> 00:14:57,531
Randy, it's
not voodoo.
357
00:14:57,599 --> 00:14:59,066
It's just power
of suggestion.
358
00:14:59,134 --> 00:15:00,801
He's messing
with your mind.
359
00:15:00,869 --> 00:15:03,137
Then it shouldn't matter
if i do this.
360
00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:07,308
Oh, god,
voodoo's making us gay!
361
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:10,244
You better kiss, or i'll make
these dolls do something worse.
362
00:15:10,312 --> 00:15:12,146
Put your tongue
in my mouth, earl.
363
00:15:12,214 --> 00:15:13,914
I don't want
to do something worse.
364
00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:15,416
Randy, he's just
messing with your mind.
365
00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:16,450
It's not real.
366
00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:18,452
Then, how come
i'm trying to kiss you?
367
00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:20,054
I would love to have a
leisurely conversation
368
00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:21,889
With you right now
where i say, "hey, earl,"
369
00:15:21,957 --> 00:15:24,091
You say, "hey, crab man,"
and then we go from there,
370
00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:25,292
But there's no time for that.
371
00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:27,361
You all got to get out of here.
Why?
372
00:15:27,429 --> 00:15:28,662
Joy's worried about
what randy's young protégé
373
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,431
Is gonna do with that hair
he yanked off her,
374
00:15:30,465 --> 00:15:31,766
So she formed
a witch hunt posse,
375
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:32,833
And they're headed this way.
376
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:36,671
Since the mob was on their way
to the motel,
377
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,572
We doubled back
to buy some time.
378
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,675
Also, darnell had some stuff
in the trailer
379
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,877
To help us get away.
380
00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:48,215
Why do you already
have fake passports
381
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:49,450
With our pictures
on them?
382
00:15:49,518 --> 00:15:51,085
I was trained
to think three steps ahead.
383
00:15:51,153 --> 00:15:52,720
I saw this coming
last december.
384
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,356
What do these pills do?
385
00:15:55,424 --> 00:15:57,258
They're cyanide-
They'll kill you in 30 seconds.
386
00:15:57,325 --> 00:15:59,260
What?!
387
00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:01,429
Just kidding, buddy.
I saw you take yours.
388
00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:02,897
It's a multi-Vitamin-
It's important
389
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,333
To keep your immune system up
when you're on the fun.
390
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:14,508
Man:
bring 'em out! Bring 'em out!
391
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,977
Crap, somebody at the motel
must've tipped them off.
392
00:16:22,384 --> 00:16:24,352
Earl and randy
are your friends.
393
00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:26,287
And that little boy
hasn't hurt anyone.
394
00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:28,723
Now let them go in peace!
395
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:32,026
That little voodoo rikki freak
cast a spell on my husband!
396
00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:36,964
Sorry, baby,
397
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:38,632
But it's for your own good.
398
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,635
Reverend, sprinkle some
of that holy water on him.
399
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:42,970
Keep if off his hair.
400
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,005
You know black people.
401
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:47,041
It gets all crazy
when it gets wet.
402
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,976
We're screwed.
403
00:16:49,044 --> 00:16:50,644
Unless we give 'em o-Scar.
404
00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:52,646
O- Scar was in a bad spot.
405
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:55,649
For the first time, he really
needed a big brother.
406
00:16:55,717 --> 00:16:57,518
We're not giving 'em o-Scar.
407
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,020
Look at 'em, randy.
408
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:00,755
We're not sending
him out there.
409
00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:02,590
Don't worry, buddy.
410
00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:04,725
Everything's gonna
be all right.
411
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:06,494
O- Scar's my
little brother.
412
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,330
And i'm gonna stand by him the
way a big brother's supposed to.
413
00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:11,165
The way you always have for me.
414
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,733
Besides, you know
415
00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:14,802
I've always wanted to fight
30 people at once.
416
00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:26,514
You've got one hell of
a big brother, kid.
417
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:29,450
And as long as people
418
00:17:29,518 --> 00:17:30,918
Were defending
their little brothers...
419
00:17:30,986 --> 00:17:32,153
Come on, you punks!
420
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,621
Give me your best...
421
00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:39,794
It was a fairly
one-Sided fight.
422
00:17:39,861 --> 00:17:41,796
By that,
i mean they stuck mostly
423
00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:43,464
To stomping the left side
of my head
424
00:17:43,532 --> 00:17:45,466
And the left side
of my ribcage.
425
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,274
Remember, reverend,
disco's bad.
426
00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:55,276
I'll be your alibi,
you be mine.
427
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:56,911
We were at the library.
428
00:17:56,978 --> 00:17:58,746
It didn't look good.
429
00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:00,948
Me and randy were stuck
and there was nothing left
430
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:02,950
To stop joy and her angry mob.
431
00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:04,952
Then i saw it.
432
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,954
Ah!
433
00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:08,956
And standing up for o-Scar,
434
00:18:09,024 --> 00:18:10,458
Randy had finally got to feel
435
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:12,126
What it's like
to be a big brother.
436
00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:15,696
If i crossed him off the list,
maybe karma would save us.
437
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:23,070
He made a doll of me.
438
00:18:23,138 --> 00:18:24,405
And she's got
no boobies.
439
00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:27,742
Please don't stab my doll.
440
00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:28,809
Don't kill me.
441
00:18:28,877 --> 00:18:30,111
Kill him.
442
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,779
If he dies, he knows
where he's goin'.
443
00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:33,314
I'm not gonna kill anyone.
444
00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:34,915
The knife is to cut
the pumpkin pie
445
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,018
For the halloween party
your dolls are having.
446
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:40,521
I just want you to stop
hurting my big brother.
447
00:18:40,589 --> 00:18:43,024
And i want everyone
to be happy.
448
00:18:43,091 --> 00:18:44,859
Karma's a powerful thing.
449
00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:46,861
Apparently, seeing the good
in me and randy
450
00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:48,863
Made o-Scar want
to be good, too.
451
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,531
And lucky for o-Scar,
452
00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:53,601
The power of suggestion
is also a powerful thing.
453
00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,175
People must've liked seeing
themselves having fun
454
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:03,678
At that doll party because,
before you knew it,
455
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,646
That was exactly
what was happening.
456
00:19:05,714 --> 00:19:07,915
Turns out,
i wasn't gonna have to wait
457
00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:10,985
Until next year to cross off
dodging earl junior after all.
458
00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:13,554
This is the best
halloween ever!
459
00:19:13,622 --> 00:19:16,257
Even if i can never
straighten my arm again.
460
00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:19,427
I'm gonna go ask big joe
to give it a pull.
461
00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:22,196
Now, karma got us out
of that one, huh?
462
00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:24,165
What?
My list item.
463
00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:25,399
I crossed it off in time
464
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,401
And karma made you stop
freaking everybody out
465
00:19:27,469 --> 00:19:28,569
With your fake voodoo.
466
00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:30,104
I didn't stop doing voodoo.
467
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,706
I saved you guys with voodoo.
468
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,708
You would've gotten
killed if i didn't put
469
00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:36,243
A party spell on these idiots
to keep them from hurting you.
470
00:19:36,311 --> 00:19:37,578
Party spell?
471
00:19:37,646 --> 00:19:39,413
Come on, you made their
dolls have a party
472
00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,482
'Cause karma wanted you
to do something good.
473
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,150
If you wanted to
help us with voodoo,
474
00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:44,885
You would've stuck pins
in their dolls.
475
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,420
I couldn't find any pins.
476
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:51,959
Yeah, well, maybe karma didn't
want you to find any pins.
477
00:19:53,462 --> 00:19:55,396
Seeing everyone finally
getting along,
478
00:19:55,464 --> 00:19:57,898
I started to realize
that it didn't matter.
479
00:19:57,966 --> 00:19:59,567
Call it karma.
480
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:00,901
Call it voodoo.
481
00:20:00,969 --> 00:20:02,570
Whatever works for you works.
482
00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:05,406
And there's no use arguing
about it anymore.
483
00:20:05,474 --> 00:20:07,241
Yeah, good thing me
484
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,676
And the minister
scared the devil
485
00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:09,944
Out of that little freak.
486
00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:11,746
Reverend heinzworth
thinks i've got
487
00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:13,247
Great leadership skills.
488
00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:15,383
Said that god wants me
to run for mayor.
489
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,418
Good for you.
490
00:20:17,486 --> 00:20:19,420
Like i said,
491
00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:21,055
There was no point arguing.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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