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WE'VE GOT SPIRIT
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It used to be, the best part about
finishing a meal at the Crab Shack was
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that you were finished
with a meal at the Crab Shack,
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but Darnell was making
a few changes.
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Can I tempt you fellas
with some desserts?
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Strawberry shortcake.
Fancy.
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We're trying to class the place up,
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this was easier
than get rid of that smell.
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That strawberry shortcake
sure does look good, huh, Earl?
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I don't like strawberries but
I'm gonna take that German chocolate.
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I don't like strawberries, too.
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I didn't realize
that's what was in it.
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Chocolate sounds better,
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and German is
one of my favorite flavors.
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You boys finish up your homework.
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Don't do too good a job at it,
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Mama needs that summer school
for free day care.
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I gotta draw something
I think is beautiful for art class,
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and I can't think of anything.
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What about a butterfly,
or a rainbow,
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or the small
of Denzel Washington's back?
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I drew something beautiful, Mom.
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Who is that?
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Her!
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Please tell me somebody slipped you
a shot of vodka.
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She's mine.
Oh, she's fine.
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That's mine! That's mine right there.
Come on!
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Check it out...
A dude cheerleader!
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They should put a skirt on him
like the rest of the girls,
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and stuff his bra,
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and put lipstick on him.
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It wasn't the first mob I had ever seen
turn on a male cheerleader,
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and it reminded me
of something on my list.
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Where you going?
Didn't you hear?
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I'm the new backpack inspector.
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George Orwell,
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you sure were right about 1984.
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What's this?
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Oh, my God.
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Kenny wants to be a cheerleader!
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No, I don't!
I was gonna audition for the football...
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Sock mouth.
Nice, Randy.
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But you already crossed Kenny off.
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Remember? You made him gay.
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I crossed "I always picked
on Kenny James" off my list,
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but "kept Kenny from his dream
of cheerleading" is an different item.
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Then "made Randy drink
toilet water when he was eight"
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and "made Randy drink
toilet water when he was ten"
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better be two separate list items.
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Dios mio!
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What's wrong with you?
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Keep talking,
I'm gonna cut off that hair!
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That beautiful, beautiful hair.
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At Kimmi Himler Cheer Academy,
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you, too, will be able to tuck,
toe touch, tumble, fly and basket toss
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with the best of them.
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Each camp session includes
an end-of-session cheer-off.
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Come for the cheer,
stay for the friendships.
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Friendships not guaranteed by camp.
We've got spirit,
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yes, we do!
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We've got spirit,
how 'bout you?
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How 'bout you? You?
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So I checked with the camp
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they said they're okay with a grown man
staying in dorms with teen girls.
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You just have to sign
a "no statutory rape" waiver.
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I told them you were gay, but they said
they're not falling for that again.
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Oh, well, that's so nice of you,
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but that cheerleading flier wasn't mine.
I've been trying to tell you that was...
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There was a reason Randy kept
sticking socks in Kenny's mouth.
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Kenny didn't want to be a cheerleader.
Randy did.
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Turns out,
I only knew half the story.
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Say anything and I'll kill you.
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For a gay guy,
you sure do have a good memory.
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Randy, I didn't know
you wanted to be a cheerleader.
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Come back
so we can talk about this!
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That's what girly guys like to do right?
Talk about stuff?
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I'm in here.
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So am I.
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Randy wanting to be a dude cheerleader
seemed kind of crazy,
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but looking back,
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he'd given me plenty of clues.
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Cockroach.
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I'll have the number two special.
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What would you like
to order, Randy?
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Number one!
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That's the last beer.
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I'll go get another case.
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Come on.
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How long do you think you're gonna stay?
These bubbles are going fast,
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Kenny doesn't like
anyone else to see Chester.
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Stuart!
Put a washcloth over Chester!
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Randy, you're on my list now,
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I can't cross you off
until I send you to cheerleading camp.
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So you can make fun of me?
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- Tell him you want to go, too.
- No! I'm a man.
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It's the only way Randy will do it.
He follows whatever you do.
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How many years were you Batman
and Big Batman for Halloween?
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Kenny was right.
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Randy does do everything I do.
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And if I was gonna
cross him off my list,
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we were going to have to be
cheerleader and big cheerleader.
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I made fun of dude cheerleaders
'cause...
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I kinda wanted to be one, too.
I just didn't think I could make it.
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You're just saying that.
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I love cheering.
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My whole life
I've dreamed of owning a pom.
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- Pom-poms.
- Yeah, two poms.
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In fact, I've been sneaking off
to cheer for years,
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but mostly in the shower,
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so I've never tried anything advanced
'cause of how slippery it is in there.
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That's why I wear my shoes
when I shower.
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Do you still want
to be a cheerleader?
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Yep. That's...
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why I'm gonna go to this camp
with or without you.
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I don't know much about this camp,
but it sounds spec-tac-ular!
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Kenny taught me
to say it that way.
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Ready?
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When we were kids, I destroyed
Randy's dream of becoming cheerleader,
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which probably kept Dad
from kicking him out of the house,
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but I still needed
to make it up to him.
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And while we were going
after Randy's dreams,
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Joy was trying to replace Catalina
in her son's dreams.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Yes, baby?
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You look old.
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You look old!
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Camp was already a nightmare for me,
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but for Randy,
it was a dream come true.
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My name is Skyler.
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If you go high,
then I'll go higher.
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My name is Randy,
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and I like candy,
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and I like corn dogs.
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Hello, cheermates!
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And welcome
to the Kimmi Himler Cheer Academy!
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My name is Kimmi Himler.
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What's wrong with your face?!
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Apparently we have
some new campers with us today.
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Turns out, Kimmi Himler
was once the captain
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of the Nathanville Community College
Fighting Badger cheerleading squad.
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We are badgers!
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B- A-D-G-E-R-S!
We're bad, we're badgers!
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And her senior year,
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they ditched the guy in the suit
and got a real badger,
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which they didn't really
think through.
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He's gone!
The badger's gone!
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Okay, everything's going to be okay.
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As long as none of them girls
are on their period.
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The point is,
I never stopped cheering.
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Even after the attack when they had
to stick an eight-inch rabies needle
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directly into my stomach
once a week for six months.
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Who else has that kind of spirit?
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Mary Lou Retton!
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Anyway, everyone find
your hometown
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and you'll find
your cheer squad, okay!
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What a team.
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Great,
just what this team was missing...
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two old dudes.
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Okay, teams!
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Ready,
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set,
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go!
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What's going on?
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We're supposed
to be forming a pyramid.
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Come on, Earl. Get on.
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Don't even bother.
Last place gets last dorm pick.
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As usual, looks like last place
is going to go to
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Camden!
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Perfect as usual, Nathanville.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Maybe they'll give us
a nice dorm because of your...
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situation.
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No, we got the crappy ones last year
and I was pregnant then, too.
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Cheer camp was going
to be harder than I thought.
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And so was changing Dodge's mind.
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Blonde hair and blue eyes is rare,
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so it's considered
a treasure of the human race.
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It's what World War II was about.
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Why do you think
the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Jealous.
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Oh, come on.
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You just like her 'cause
she's the same color as pancakes.
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Even though we would be sleeping
in the third-floor janitor's closet,
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they did let us help our teammates
get moved into their rooms.
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It's not that bad.
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If it makes you feel better,
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I don't think
that urine smell is from humans.
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These are the bunks
that Camden gets every year
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because we always come last
in everything.
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Randy, you know
if we're going to lose anyway,
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maybe we should just pack up our tiny,
tight, itchy cheer pants and go.
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We can't quit.
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We've got more competitions.
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And at the end of the week,
we cheer in front of a real crowd.
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They'll yell back
any letter you ask them to,
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even the hard letters.
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What's the point of being in front
of a crowd when we're going to suck?
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Speak for yourself, robo-face.
I don't suck.
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Cool it, Juno.
You suck worser than she do.
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Every time you do a split, I'm afraid
your little mistake's going to pop out.
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This pregnancy was not a mistake.
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At the time, Coach Barnes and I
were in a committed relationship.
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That's not what I heard.
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Eat it, chicken fat-ass!
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Stop it!
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Stop calling each other names!
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Come on, Preggers, Headgear,
Chunk, Black Girl!
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You know why Badger Face
treats us so bad?
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Because people expect Camden folks
to act this way...
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to turn on each other.
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Me and Earl have been dreaming about
being cheerleaders our whole lives,
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but we never did
anything about it
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because we let what other
people thought control us.
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Right, Earl?
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Yep. And now I'm going
to be a cheerleader,
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no matter how stupid and...
girly and embarrassing that is.
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Who cares what
other people think?
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I'm here to do
whatever it takes
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to be the most
best cheerleader I can be.
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Me, too!
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Maybe, this year,
the football team will finally invite me
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to a party
that's actually happening.
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That's the spirit, Headgear.
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Look at all the good things
about our squad.
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Like, Preggers is actually
two cheerleaders in one,
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and I can lift
people really high.
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I was impressed with Randy.
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He wasn't just cheering,
he was leading.
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After Randy's speech,
a funny thing happened.
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The girls all went to bed
that night as "I"s,
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and woke up as a team.
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After a few hours,
we weren't just a team,
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we were a squad.
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Which, later, someone told me
meant the same thing as team.
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And our skit could only be
described as raggedy-awesome.
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Our team is boom, dynamite.
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Tick, tick, tick,
boom, dynamite.
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Our team is boom, dynamite.
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By the end of the day,
we had put the other squads on notice.
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Camden was here to cheer.
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That big guy has the spirit
of ten cheerleaders.
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Mommy will take care of it.
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Sorry, I have bad news.
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I went through the rule book,
adult men can't participate in the camp.
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So P-A-C-K up your crap and go!
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I guess I won't get to cheer
in front of a real crowd after all.
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But Kimmi owns the camp.
She can change the rules.
248
00:12:14,913 --> 00:12:16,455
It doesn't matter, Earl.
249
00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:18,944
The president owns the country,
but he doesn't make the rules.
250
00:12:19,064 --> 00:12:20,493
Pilgrims make the rules!
251
00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:25,331
I'd argue, but History is
the only subject he's better than me at.
252
00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:33,825
I didn't know exactly how I was
going to change Kimmi's mind
253
00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:35,780
about kicking me and Randy out,
254
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,730
but I knew
I had to do something.
255
00:12:37,978 --> 00:12:39,929
Nothing is going
to change my mind.
256
00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:41,299
Now, excuse me,
257
00:12:41,419 --> 00:12:43,765
Meg Ryan's about to find out
who's been sending her mail.
258
00:12:43,885 --> 00:12:45,184
It's Tom Hanks.
259
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,312
Over the years, I've come to know
the signs of a lonely woman.
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No wedding ring,
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sappy movie,
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half gallon of ice cream,
one spoon,
263
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,759
and a face horribly disfigured
by a runaway badger.
264
00:12:56,982 --> 00:12:59,857
I had to do whatever it took
to give Randy his chance to cheer.
265
00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:01,169
Listen, Kimmi.
266
00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:05,265
I'm not really here
for my brother.
267
00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:07,039
I'm here 'cause I'm lonely.
268
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L
269
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,043
O
270
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N-E-L
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L
272
00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:16,709
Y.
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Lonely.
274
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You've got mail.
275
00:13:21,621 --> 00:13:22,685
You want it?
276
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:29,557
And so I did
what had to be done.
277
00:13:29,805 --> 00:13:31,594
Unfortunately,
Kimmi was flexible,
278
00:13:31,714 --> 00:13:33,508
so no matter
what position we were in,
279
00:13:33,628 --> 00:13:35,818
we were always face-to-face.
280
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,450
Is your eye going to drip
every time you blink?
281
00:13:45,298 --> 00:13:46,315
Guess so.
282
00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:49,777
We're back in.
283
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,369
I need a hug.
284
00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:53,129
I had resorted
to desperate measures,
285
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,000
and I wasn't the only one.
286
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,716
Baby, what are you doing?
287
00:13:57,948 --> 00:14:00,752
Just spraying on some glitter before
I go read Dodge his bedtime story.
288
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,178
Can you hand me my fishnets?
289
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:05,222
Good God!
This Catalina thing is making you crazy.
290
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:06,854
What is so crazy about a mama
291
00:14:06,974 --> 00:14:08,559
wanting her son
to think she's sexy?
292
00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:11,667
Everything! Boys aren't supposed
to think their mothers are sexy.
293
00:14:11,787 --> 00:14:13,625
Maybe a couple weird
dreams during puberty
294
00:14:13,745 --> 00:14:15,542
you don't tell anyone about,
but that's it.
295
00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:18,402
I'm not just going to sit back and
lose my son to some skeevy señorita.
296
00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:20,253
He's not going
to run off with Catalina.
297
00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:23,032
Even if she was 8, I doubt
she'd want you as a mother-in-law.
298
00:14:23,757 --> 00:14:25,573
Catalina's just
the flavor of the week.
299
00:14:25,693 --> 00:14:27,550
It'll be some other girl,
and some other girl,
300
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:30,636
and, before you know it, he's 16
and has a family of his own, and then...
301
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,937
Then he won't need me at all.
302
00:14:38,884 --> 00:14:41,313
Baby, it doesn't matter
how many girls he has.
303
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,068
He only has one mama.
304
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,421
- He'll always need you.
- You don't know that.
305
00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:54,480
Darnell fancied himself
a good parent,
306
00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:58,192
and sometimes, when you want to help
someone you love who's hurting,
307
00:14:58,352 --> 00:15:00,486
you have to hurt someone else
you love to make it right.
308
00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:10,769
Mommy! Mommy!
309
00:15:10,889 --> 00:15:14,161
The fan fell on me for no reason,
and it was on!
310
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,093
Oh, it's okay, sweetie.
311
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,585
I'm here.
312
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,127
I'm always going to be here.
313
00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:25,794
It was the final performance,
314
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:28,147
and, after staying up
for two nights practicing,
315
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,039
the Camden squad
was ready to go.
316
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,552
Unfortunately,
my stomach was, too.
317
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,436
You okay, Earl?
318
00:15:35,838 --> 00:15:37,356
I'm feeling a little nauseous.
319
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,675
If you have to hurl,
you should go outside.
320
00:15:39,795 --> 00:15:42,387
We'll lose points if they think
you're doing it to lose weight.
321
00:15:42,507 --> 00:15:44,238
Over the week,
I had gotten used to doing
322
00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:46,849
cheerleading around a bunch
of other cheerleaders, but,
323
00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:49,428
when I thought about getting up
in front of a real audience,
324
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,246
my stomach was the one
doing back flips.
325
00:15:52,491 --> 00:15:53,747
What's up, loser?
326
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,128
Randy sent us a postcard
327
00:15:59,288 --> 00:16:01,380
saying ya'll were having
a lot of fun at cheer camp.
328
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,377
I do not say this enough.
329
00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,218
You are a douche bag.
330
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,845
Sorry about the camera.
331
00:16:08,082 --> 00:16:09,928
But with all the things
Joy's let me record,
332
00:16:10,048 --> 00:16:11,682
I'd have been rude
to deny her this.
333
00:16:11,842 --> 00:16:13,225
Anybody else knows about this?
334
00:16:20,142 --> 00:16:21,317
Oh, my God!
335
00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:26,693
- I can't do this.
- What?
336
00:16:28,101 --> 00:16:30,075
Joy brought a ton of people
from the Crab Shack.
337
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:31,818
They got camcorders!
338
00:16:31,938 --> 00:16:33,954
We're going to look stupid
and ten pounds heavier.
339
00:16:34,114 --> 00:16:35,956
So what?
This is our dream, Earl.
340
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:37,441
Not mine. Just yours.
341
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,812
I just lied so I could
cross you off my list.
342
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,579
- That was a horrible thing to do.
- You know what's a horrible thing?
343
00:16:42,699 --> 00:16:44,379
Trying to satisfy
a double-jointed woman
344
00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:46,130
while getting squirted
with eye milk.
345
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,371
I did that for you,
but that's it, I'm done.
346
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:49,762
If you're done, I'm done.
347
00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:52,370
No, Randy.
That's how all this started.
348
00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:55,434
Look, all you do is follow me.
349
00:16:56,105 --> 00:16:58,270
You can't just do what
I do your whole life.
350
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,191
If this is your dream,
then you do it on your own.
351
00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:06,820
You're right.
I get what you're saying.
352
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:10,074
I'll do it,
but only if you do it with me.
353
00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:12,993
Oh, damn it, Randy!
This is what I'm talking about.
354
00:17:14,353 --> 00:17:15,871
We ain't go on * without you.
355
00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:19,500
We got spirit, yes we do.
356
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:22,002
We got spirit, how about you?
357
00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:26,866
The Kimmi Himler Cheer Academy
presents Team Camden!
358
00:17:29,886 --> 00:17:31,553
I do got spirit. Yes, I do!
359
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:48,779
Thank you, Lord, for the gift
we are about to receive.
360
00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:51,627
Let's go!
361
00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:56,245
Are you pressing play?
Press play!
362
00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:57,996
Randy Hickey for
Homecoming Queen!
363
00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,873
Shake your pom-poms,
cutie boy!
364
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:02,376
You wouldn't be smiling if you knew
how stupid you looked!
365
00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:03,667
We put this on YouTube
366
00:18:03,787 --> 00:18:06,025
as soon as one of us figures
out how to use a computer!
367
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,007
Your vagina's showing!
368
00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:11,009
My whole life,
Randy's followed me.
369
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,137
He's always been by my side.
370
00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:15,431
You could say
he's been my cheerleader.
371
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:18,043
And, well, I figured for once
I should be his.
372
00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:25,865
Bang, bang, choo-choo train.
373
00:18:25,985 --> 00:18:27,651
Come on, Camden,
do your thing.
374
00:18:27,811 --> 00:18:29,462
- We can't.
- Why not?
375
00:18:29,582 --> 00:18:31,714
My back is aching,
my skirt's too tight,
376
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,592
my booty's fat
from left to right.
377
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,362
That don't sound
like Camden spirit.
378
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,244
I know you got it,
come on, let's hear it.
379
00:18:37,404 --> 00:18:39,079
Bang, bang, choo-choo train.
380
00:18:39,437 --> 00:18:41,123
Come on, Camden,
do your thing.
381
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:43,667
Get it, get it, get it, get it.
382
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:45,294
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
383
00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:47,171
C-A-M.
384
00:18:47,331 --> 00:18:50,188
C-A-M-D-E-N.
Camden!
385
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,722
We weren't the best squad
that camp had ever seen,
386
00:18:58,842 --> 00:19:01,826
but we were the best squad
Camden had ever seen.
387
00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:04,378
And that was
all because of Randy.
388
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:10,152
Nice job, cowboy.
389
00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:13,059
The veterinarian who drains
my eye is in Camden.
390
00:19:13,179 --> 00:19:14,749
I'm there every Friday.
391
00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:16,700
I'm going to look you up.
392
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,343
Later that day, I realized
there were probably
393
00:19:26,463 --> 00:19:28,640
a lot of other things
Randy would enjoy doing
394
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,462
but didn't try because of me.
395
00:19:30,582 --> 00:19:31,954
Like strawberry shortcake.
396
00:19:32,074 --> 00:19:34,808
But, fortunately, I wasn't
the only one realizing that.
397
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:36,702
Here's your strawberry shortcake.
398
00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:38,382
I put the tartar sauce
on the side,
399
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:40,245
I feared you might
regret that decision.
400
00:19:40,365 --> 00:19:43,204
And maybe Randy had a thing
or two to teach me.
401
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,025
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