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With gas prizes so high,
you try not to drive too much.
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But when Catalina is so late for work
she's gonna have to change in the car,
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it's hard to say no.
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Can you drive a little faster?
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It's disabled discount day at work,
and the last girl gets stuck with Jed.
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He's paralyzed from the waist down,
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so you never know
if you're doing a good job.
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Sorry, the engine starts coughing
if I go over 40.
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I think it has something to do with
Randy spitting his gum in the gas tank.
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I told him bubbles wouldn't
come out of the exhaust,
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but sometimes he has to
not see things to believe them.
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Is that a hot tub?
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A used hot tub
laying on the side of the road
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may not seem like something
to be excited about,
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but there was
someone on my list I owed one to.
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Number 72:
cost Joy a hot tub.
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Hey, baby.
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Wakey, wakey.
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Hands on snakey.
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No morning bang today.
Got a job doing some spokesmodeling
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at the Camden Barbecue
and Hot Tub Convention.
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Barbe-Tub-a-Con is today?
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How about a quick one
before you go?
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You know I can't resist you
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when your hair's all classy
and up high like that.
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I know.
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When I see myself looking this good,
I get horny, too.
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But I don't want to be late.
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Did I tell you they're paying me
with a free hot tub?
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Seriously?
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So just hold on to your stiffy,
and when I get back,
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we'll fill that thing up
and do it fishy style.
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Randy, come in here.
We look like cartoons.
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JOY IN A BUBBLE
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Catalina was nice enough
to help me with a list item:
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getting a hot tub for Joy.
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All right,
let's try lifting it again.
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This time, I'll try not to fart,
you make sure your top doesn't fall of.
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Ready?
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Go.
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Does anybody knock
around here anymore?
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Sorry.
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We didn't know
somebody lived here.
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It's an upside down hot tub
laying on the side of the road.
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Of course,
somebody's living in here.
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Homeless Joe drove a hard bargain.
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He traded the hot tub to us
for a bar of deodorant
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that he promptly ate.
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It was the most exciting thing
to come through the trailer park
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since Mr. Henson tried to teach
his pet monkey to drive stick.
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Sweet Baby Jesus...
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My whole body's relaxed.
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Earl, for the first time ever,
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you have satisfied me
in a way Darnell never could.
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Go, Earl.
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Guess that means
I can cross you off my list.
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For sure.
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And the timing is perfect.
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I've been having
to soak my ingrown toenail
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in an old Cool Whip container.
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Which means Mr. Turtle gets
his swimming pool back.
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He'll be thrilled.
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He can't really stretch out
in the Country Crock tub.
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Darnell, get in here.
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There's a bubble jet
in a place I know you're gonna like.
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No, thanks.
I boil animals to death all day long.
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If I get in,
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God may strike me down
just for the irony of it.
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My Uncle Thorogood,
the fisherman,
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choked to death
at a sushi restaurant.
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Big Man's got a sense of humor.
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Joy loved her hot tub so much,
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she swore she'd never leave it.
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And unlike most of her promises,
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she had already kept
this one for 24 hours.
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Baby, you sat in that thing all night.
You ever coming out?
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I expect around noon
I'm gonna need to go buy another 40.
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Unless you want to send Dodge
to the liquor store with a note again.
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You want to put these on?
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Gina says the loud music
is making her baby cry.
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I already put my top back on.
Now you want me to wear headphones?
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I don't care
what these neighbors think.
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She's a dumbass
that sold her Pontiac
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to pay for the in vitro!
Now she's living with the consequences!
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I don't complain about how loud
that baby's dialysis machine is.
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How many signs do you need
that something ain't meant to be?
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I wish you could see
your foot from up here.
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The way the light
is hitting the water,
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it makes you look
like you've got a giant toe.
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I can see it from here.
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That is funny.
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Watch this.
Big toe,
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regular...
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Looks like your toe's infected.
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So what,
drink a little cranberry juice?
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Mrs. Turner, you have a very contagious,
flesh-eating staph infection.
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What?
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God, I helped you squeeze
your flip-flop on.
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How the hell did I get that?
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Darnell, if this is some kind of mad
crab disease, I'm gonna kill you.
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It's not shellfish-related.
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I've only seen one case in Camden.
It was in a homeless man.
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The closest I ever come to the homeless
is buying those videos where they fight.
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I mean,
I like to be charitable,
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but I don't want
to just hand them the money.
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The patient was
a gentleman named Joe,
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and he lives out on Route 4
in an old hot tub.
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Earl, you son of a bitch.
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Sorry, I didn't know
he was infected.
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He seemed like
he was into hygiene.
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He had a soup can
full of toothbrushes.
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But to be fair,
it was also full of soup.
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Look what you did.
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Hell, yeah, "Oh."
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Wow, looks like one
of them fancy hot dogs
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that plumps in the micro oven.
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You are paying for my doctor bills,
my pedicure bills and my pill bills.
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And no generics...
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I want top-shelf meds
like the kind that celebrities OD on.
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Listen, Joy,
whatever you need, I'll do.
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Maybe I could come over...
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You stay the hell away from me.
All I want to see is your money.
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Did someone spill milk
on the floor?
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Oh, man.
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Popped again.
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Darnell had spent time working
with something he called bioweaponry,
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so he knew
to take infection seriously.
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Can I come in now?
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Ready.
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What the hell is all this?
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You keep to the foil.
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The boys, myself and Mr. Turtle
will walk on the regular carpet.
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Did you have to put it
shiny side up?
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Now I got to wear my underwear
when the boys are home.
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Man, what a day.
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I've been looking forward
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to getting into bed
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and forgetting
about this stupid foot
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for the next 14 hours.
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What the hell?
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It gets chilly in here.
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Plus, one of us has
to stay alive for the kids.
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You happy?
Put a bag on it,
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so now you don't have to worry
about anybody else catching this.
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Yeah, 'cause what germ
could make it past
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a produce bag
and electrical tape?
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You're uncomfortable
even touching me, aren't you?
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You know what?
I'm gonna go make some ice tea.
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What are you doing in there?
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Are you boiling your clothes?
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I'm making ice tea.
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Lord love a duck, Darnell.
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I'm wearing a bag.
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I'm walking on foil.
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I'm glazed up in Purell
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like a damn Christmas ham.
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What do I have to do to not feel
like a filthy leper in my own house?
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Bring me Earl Hickey!
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Not too shabby.
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It's like you're living
in a snow globe,
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but in the summer,
'cause there's no snow,
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which is good because...
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Since I'm kind of stuck here,
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would you kick Earl
in the side of the knee for me?
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Joy, I feel terrible...
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Sorry, Earl.
I got to appease her,
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or she'll break out of that thing
like a tiny pink hawk.
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Anyway, I got to go to work.
Good-bye, baby.
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Bye.
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I feel terrible.
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Stuck-in-a-bubble-
with-a-flesh-eating-disease terrible
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or just a little case of the blues?
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The second one.
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But I'm ready to make it up to you,
if there's anything you can think of...
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Oh, I've been thinking.
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You're not the only one
that can make a list.
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These are the things that I do all week,
but can't since I'm stuck.
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You've deprived me of my freedom,
and deprived the world of me,
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so until I'm free,
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you gotta be me.
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I never thought of Joy
as someone who has a to-do list,
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but it turns out
she was a pretty busy lady.
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At 3:00 every Tuesday,
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she'd go buy meat out
of the trunk of some guy's car.
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What part of the animal is this?
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I don't even know
what animal it's from.
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On Wednesday,
she'd spend four hours at the salon
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just to catch up
on the latest gossip.
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And I couldn't quite hear this part,
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but Fran said her babysitter is
addicted to hooch, pooch, or cooch.
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That sitter's a crazy slut,
so it could have been all three.
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And, always one to hold a grudge,
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every Thursday she'd track down
the local ice cream man.
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Don't buy ice cream from this man.
He's a cheat.
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If you ask for a Rocket Pop,
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he'll charge you for a Double Rocket Pop
and say it's an accident.
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It's a scam.
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She really does this every week?
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But it wasn't just Joy
I learned things about.
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Spending so much time
with the Turners,
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I discovered stuff
about the whole family.
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Like the fact
that Darnell gets migraines.
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Two boys,
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a demanding job,
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making $2.95 an hour...
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these are the things
that weigh heavily on the Crab Man.
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Earl, I'm done with my shower.
Bring me some clothes and new hair.
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Go ahead.
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If you don't
and she starts yelling,
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all your rubbing is for naught.
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And the most important thing
I learned was
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that Dodge and Earl Jr. were the ones
with the biggest problem in the family.
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Tomorrow
the boys get out of school early,
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00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:03,374
so you need
to hang out with them.
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I usually take them
to the arcade or something,
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- since they don't have any friends.
- No friends?
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00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:09,909
Are you sure?
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00:11:10,456 --> 00:11:12,565
Yesterday, Dodge said
him and his friend, Roger,
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played dress-up
and made funny faces at each other.
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Roger's what he named his wiener.
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00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,441
That's sad that the boys
don't have any friends.
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00:11:23,561 --> 00:11:26,618
There's a man downstairs
who's friends with lots of young boys.
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We should introduce them.
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00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:31,827
I do wish
there was something I could do.
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00:11:32,427 --> 00:11:35,323
What'd you do that year in junior high
when you couldn't make any friends?
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Mom got me deodorant.
And then I met Bill.
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Bill was imaginary.
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But our friendship was real.
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00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:45,265
And didn't Bill
eventually move to Canada?
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That wasn't his fault.
His dad got transferred.
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Then his parents got divorced,
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and Bill started drinking.
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I had to pull myself
out of that situation.
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I went to pick up
Dodge and Earl Jr.,
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prepared to do anything
to help them get friends.
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See you at the party!
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00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,480
Everyone's going to be there.
See you at the party.
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00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:12,276
- What the hell?
- See you at the party.
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00:12:13,337 --> 00:12:15,529
Wait in the car.
And put this on.
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I don't know what's going on,
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00:12:18,485 --> 00:12:21,065
but if this is just a B.O. problem,
I've got it covered.
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- Excuse me?
- Dodge and Earl Jr.,
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they should be able
to come to your party.
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- Who are you?
- I'm their mother's ex-husband.
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Oh, her ex.
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Well, then you know...
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I'm Phyllis Woo Hoo.
248
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We've had some issues with Joy.
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Turns out the boys
weren't the problem at all.
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00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:43,388
Damn, this punch is better than sex.
What's in it?
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I'm gonna need a cigarette.
252
00:12:45,189 --> 00:12:46,352
I need a cigarette.
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Better than sex.
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Damn!
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00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,246
Over the years,
she made quite a name for herself.
256
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:54,880
Now that's how you get popular.
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Once your boobies grow in,
that's gonna look good.
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Just don't let that ass
get any bigger.
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00:13:02,389 --> 00:13:05,595
And while some parents wanted
to give Joy a chance to change,
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she didn't.
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00:13:07,199 --> 00:13:10,376
Mom, check out these really cool
water balloons that won't pop!
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They'll pop. If they didn't,
you wouldn't have those two playmates.
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00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:16,729
They got into my nightstand.
264
00:13:16,849 --> 00:13:19,460
You should've seen them
playing with the lubricated ones.
265
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:22,080
Looked like
they were wrestling a greased pig.
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Those boys are fine.
It's Joy that's the problem.
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Joy won't be a problem right now.
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00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,939
She's stuck in a bubble,
'cause she has a contagious infection.
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00:13:32,572 --> 00:13:34,513
'Bout time she got a real disease.
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00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:37,738
She comes down with cancer every time
we need parents for a field trip.
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The first couple of times,
we raised money for her.
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Makes you feel any better, I think
she bought cigarettes with that money.
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00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:50,624
As long as Joy's out of the picture,
here's directions for Dennis' party.
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Well, this sounds fantastic.
275
00:13:53,153 --> 00:13:55,588
And I'll still put the deodorant
on them just in case.
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00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:57,882
You're not going to tell Joy
what I said about her?
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00:13:59,503 --> 00:14:00,579
You see this?
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00:14:00,699 --> 00:14:04,112
She pierced it with a kebab after
I complained the steak was too dry.
279
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,932
I wore a hoop for a while,
but it made me a little too cocky.
280
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,954
Anyway,
I've learned to keep my mouth shut.
281
00:14:14,638 --> 00:14:16,100
I got your shoes fixed.
282
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:19,164
The repair guy said to tell you
to quit kicking so many things.
283
00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:22,025
My Jessica Simpsons.
284
00:14:22,656 --> 00:14:24,296
You see what you're missing?
285
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,284
You would look
so good in these.
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00:14:26,538 --> 00:14:27,590
That's right, foot.
287
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:30,382
You think about that
the next time you want to get infected.
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00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:33,000
The boys?
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00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,221
At the park
for Dennis' birthday party.
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00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,416
Dennis who?
291
00:14:36,536 --> 00:14:38,020
Dennis Woo Hoo?
292
00:14:38,313 --> 00:14:41,075
I think we were wrong
about how unpopular the boys are.
293
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:42,655
They've got friends.
294
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:46,055
Earl, I know my kids.
They never get invited to anything.
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00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:47,484
This got to be a prank.
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00:14:47,604 --> 00:14:51,048
You invite some loser to your party,
you tie him up and throw dog poo on him.
297
00:14:51,168 --> 00:14:53,166
I mean, that's hilarious,
but not if it's my kids.
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00:14:53,286 --> 00:14:55,410
- Go get them.
- Joy, it's not a prank.
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Kids like them.
300
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,484
Earl Jr. has cool hair
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and Dodge does wiener tricks.
Just let them have fun.
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00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:04,096
They're not gonna have fun
because kids don't like 'em!
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If you won't go, I will.
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00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:07,493
Joy, trust me.
Just leave it alone.
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00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,098
Trust the guy who used
to leave Dodge at Doggie Day Care
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so he could go drinking?
I don't think so.
307
00:15:12,238 --> 00:15:13,567
I'm going to get my boys.
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00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:15,876
Damn it, Joy.
It's not the kids. It's you.
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00:15:17,536 --> 00:15:18,837
People just don't like you.
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00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,506
Says who?
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00:15:20,939 --> 00:15:21,966
Phyllis Woo Hoo.
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00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,583
She says that you make
the other moms uncomfortable.
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00:15:24,703 --> 00:15:27,429
You act trashy and wild.
People don't want to be around you.
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00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:35,583
Don't beat yourself up over this.
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00:15:35,993 --> 00:15:37,154
Some people...
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00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,099
It was the worst-case scenario.
317
00:15:47,219 --> 00:15:50,352
I'd unleashed a tiny pink Hulk
to go infect the world.
318
00:15:52,832 --> 00:15:54,131
I knew where she was going.
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00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:55,716
I knew I had to stop her.
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00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,756
- Don't do it!
- Oh, it's gonna be did!
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00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,261
What the hell are you doing?
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00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,096
Slow down!
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00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,073
You got a dangerous disease!
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00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,155
Innocent people...
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00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,466
Joy couldn't wait
to get to Phyllis Woo Hoo.
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00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:31,007
She had a lot of big plans
in store for her.
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00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:40,002
What's up, PTA hoes?
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00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:43,128
Looks like I saved you
the trouble of unwrapping these.
329
00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:44,495
You're welcome.
330
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,893
Who wants a piece of me?!
You?
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00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:52,476
You, Woo Hoo?
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00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,305
Who wants?
333
00:17:08,432 --> 00:17:09,448
Go on! Lick it!
334
00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:11,097
Lick the toe!
335
00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:15,204
Come on, Phyllis.
Don't cry.
336
00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:17,667
This ain't the worst thing
you ever had in your mouth.
337
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,335
Joy had horrible thoughts
in her head.
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00:17:21,658 --> 00:17:23,921
And those same thoughts
were going through mine.
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00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:26,734
Don't do it!
340
00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:31,989
Don't do what?
341
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:33,841
Don't, uh...
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00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,616
forget to make a wish.
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00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:40,846
I wish I was a girl!
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00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:51,318
You run like a fairy.
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00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:07,297
I'm not afraid of those bitches.
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00:18:07,457 --> 00:18:10,509
I'll make a scene up in their faces.
I don't care what they think of me.
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00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,726
I know, Joy.
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00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:22,716
It's not fair that they're gonna let
some opinions they may have about me
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00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,297
victimize my children.
350
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:26,770
It's just not fair.
351
00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:28,610
Nope, it's not.
352
00:18:34,978 --> 00:18:36,558
You know, there's a lot of times
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00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:38,787
when my big personality
is good for my children.
354
00:18:39,276 --> 00:18:40,993
Like when we were late
to the movie,
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00:18:41,113 --> 00:18:44,289
I scared the projectionist, he replayed
the first 20 minutes of Ratatouille.
356
00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:45,615
They love that.
357
00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:50,036
Here!
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00:18:50,735 --> 00:18:51,649
Over here!
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00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,432
You think I'm a bad mom?
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00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,695
If you were a bad mom,
you wouldn't be sitting in this car
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00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:06,425
letting the boys enjoy
a party with their friends.
362
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:14,963
Thanks.
363
00:19:32,528 --> 00:19:35,357
You may want
to wipe off the gas pedal.
364
00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:37,448
I was toeing it pretty good.
365
00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:45,283
What's so funny?
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00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:46,240
Nothing.
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00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,509
Just something
Bill said the other day.
368
00:19:48,629 --> 00:19:50,433
Your imaginary friend, Bill?
369
00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:54,266
You were spending so much time with Joy
'cause her toe got sick,
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00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:55,734
that I reconnected with him.
371
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:58,760
He's working at a gas station
and he's about to get married.
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00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,536
- Good for him.
- I hope.
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00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:03,836
His fiancee has kids,
so there's baggage.
374
00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:06,113
Plus, I'm pretty sure
he's drinking again.
375
00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:08,895
You know, Randy,
since Bill's imaginary,
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00:20:09,015 --> 00:20:10,921
you could imagine him sober
if you wanted.
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00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:15,747
If only it were that easy, Earl.
It's not enough for me to want it,
378
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,803
Bill's got to want
to be sober for himself.
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Good night, Randy.
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Good night, Earl.
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