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TEAM EARL:Cordesh, Reivilo, Rbuys, Dingo
http://experts.heberg-forum.net
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Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Abernathy.
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I hope the retirement trailer park
community is everything you saved for.
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Oh, it will be.
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Golden Endings
is supposed to be lovely.
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They say there's a bunny living there.
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We hadn't seen
Mrs. Abernathy in six months,
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and I thought
she was already dead,
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so I was happy to see her alive.
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They're going to die soon,
aren't they, Earl?
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At least they'll be near a bunny.
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I was also happy to see her leave,
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'cause that allowed me
to do#52 on my list.
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"Dig up and return the buried treasure."
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It all started back when me
and Joy were married.
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Some families all get together
and play Scrabble.
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But since we couldn't spell,
we would just go stealing.
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If we steal enough stuff tonight,
I'm getting a motorcycle.
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- No, you're not.
- Yeah, I am.
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You're not getting a motorcycle, dummy.
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You broke your collarbone
trying to drive a kid's Big Wheel.
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No one ever talks about how
I made it one mile
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down the highway on that Big Wheel.
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They only talk about the collarbone.
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We were bored of
robbing our usual places
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like the hardware store
and my dad's house
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so we chose a place we'd
never been before:
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the library.
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Come on, let's get to stealing.
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Can I stay back here and be lookout?
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Why?
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I can't touch books.
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You know how afraid
I am of paper cuts.
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They might as well
make books out of knives.
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And when I start crying,
Joy's going to make fun of me.
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You know, like how she does
because I can't snap.
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Are you coming or not?
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Randy's going to stay here
and be our lookout.
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Great.
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Hey, if you see somebody coming,
just snap.
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Seriously, though,
you need to give us a little whistle.
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Damn.
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In Camden County,
the library was also the museum,
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so you could actually learn stuff there
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instead of just reading books.
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I learned that day the official bird
of Camden was a peacock.
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And since it wasn't nailed down,
I took it.
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Randy! Peacock!
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Oh, snap.
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Check it out.
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Fancy forks and spoons.
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Wow, this one's got holes
routed through it.
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Nice all cereal, no milk.
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Wait!
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Now that we got fancy silverware,
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I want us to eat like
civilized human beings.
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Join hands.
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We going to dance?
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No, dummy,
we're going to say grace.
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Earl, deliver our blessing.
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Lord....
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thank you for allowing us
to steal such nice silverware.
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Uh... we...
we promise to take good care of it,
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as we use it to eat all your creatures.
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Amen.
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...librarian is on...
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Check it out.
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The library's on TV.
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They broke the beak clean off
of Zucker,
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our peacock.
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Plus they stole the silverware
that belonged to Philip C. Graber.
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He was our famous Civil War General.
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The silverware is worth $2,000.
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We're rich!
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And it's prominently marked with a C.
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The police have been alerted.
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"C" for silverware, that's smart.
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So we took the silverware
to Jasper to sell it, but
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he had seen that old lady
on the news, too.
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Sorry, it's too hot.
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And I can't give it to my silver guy,
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'cause he got busted
melting down a menorah.
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They said it was a hate crime,
but he just hated being poor.
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Since the silverware was
too hot for Jasper,
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the plan was to sit on it
until things cooled off.
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Randy dug the hole too big,
'cause he got confused
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and thought we were burying Jasper.
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But all the next day
I thought about getting a motorcycle.
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If those fat twins from the world
records book could each have one,
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I didn't see why I couldn't.
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So I came up with a plan.
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Got to poop.
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I wrote a ransom note to
the library asking for $2,000,
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or I'd kill their silverware.
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And to make them think
I was a real sicko,
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I even cut a nipple out
of a nudie magazine
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and used it as a period.
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Earl, you've been in there 20 minutes.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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I thought I was done,
and then round two.
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I'm just as surprised as you are.
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Just turn the damn fan on!
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Okay.
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Damn it.
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I figured my ransom note
would work a lot better
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if I could prove I had the hostage.
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Luckily I had stolen a camera
the week before.
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So I took a picture of the hostage and
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another one of two crickets humping,
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and then reburied the silverware.
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Fortunately for me,
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there's an unwritten rule
at the trailer park:
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If you see someone burying
something at night,
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you don't ask questions.
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Looking back,
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I'm surprised Joy didn't figure
out I was up to something.
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Mostly 'cause I'm a terrible liar.
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Why are you so dirty?
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Horse.
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Huh?
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Rode a horse.
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Horses are dirty.
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I got dirty while riding it.
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What's the big deal?
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You don't get to tell me when
I ride a horse and when I don't.
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Well, you can go ride
on the couch tonight, Pig Pen.
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I was glad Joy kicked me out.
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If I had stayed in there any longer,
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I was afraid the subject of
the silverware would come up
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and that was the last thing
I wanted to talk about.
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Earl, listen.
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I got an idea about what we
can do with the fancy forks.
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Let me guess, Randy, a fork robot?
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No...
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Do you know how to make a fork robot?
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And I'm locking this door.
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I don't want you sneaking back in
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and trying to put your dirty
hands all over me.
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Women.
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They sure are loud, huh, Earl?
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Anyway, about the fancy forks.
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Enough about the forks,
I need some air.
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I dropped off my ransom note that night
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and Dotty found it the next morning.
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It scared the pee-pee out of her,
which at her age,
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wasn't a hard thing to do.
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So all I had to do was wait for
Dotty to make the drop.
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I told her to put two grand into
a Chubby's Barbecue bag,
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and leave it in a trash can outside
the old train station.
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I had a close call when Joy drove by,
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but that smoker's cough was betterthan
a cow bell around her neck.
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Dotty was right on time,
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as old people and
librarians tend to be.
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Lucky for me, she was both.
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I was a smart enough criminal not
to go for the money right away.
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Just in case anyone was watching.
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I forgot to ask Randy
what he was doing
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following that guy with
the tight striped pants.
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It was at that point,
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I decided to forget about
the whole scheme.
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And don't worry,
that homeless guy is on my list.
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Especially since I've
seen him around town,
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and he's still blue.
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And looking back on it now,
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I realize karma must
not have liked what I did,
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'cause it tried to kill me
with an exploding bush.
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Now that Joy's neighbors
have moved away,
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I can finally dig up the silverware
and return it to the library.
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There was only one problem.
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I don't understand, Randy.
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I could swear this is where
we buried the silverware.
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There was a reason
Earl couldn't find that silverware,
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and I knew what it was.
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You know the kind of guy who likes
hanging out with his brother,
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watching cartoons and also likes
to touch things with his tongue?
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Well, that's me.
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I'm also the kind of
guy who likes hanging out
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with his brother and watching cartoons.
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Oh, wait, I-I already said that.
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I also hold the Camden County
record for staring at the sun.
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My name is Randy.
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My name is Randy.
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I could swear we buried
the silverware right here.
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Maybe someone from China dug
and got it from the other end.
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I just think maybe
I'm off by a few feet.
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How did I know Earl wasn't
going to find that silverware?
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I knew because I took it.
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You're not getting
a motorcycle, dummy.
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You broke your collarbone trying
to drive a kid's Big Wheel.
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I was bummed that Joy wouldn't
let Earl get a motorcycle,
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'cause I always wanted
to ride in a sidecar.
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But I was even more bummed that
Earl and Joy were fighting,
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'cause when they fight,
it always gives me a tummy ache.
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But after we stole some
fancy silverware from the library,
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everyone started being happy again.
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Randy! Peacock!
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There was nothing better than
when everyone was getting along.
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Except for when
I was staring at a spoon,
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and a little, tiny, upside-down Randy
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with a crazy forehead was staring back.
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But it didn't last.
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We couldn't sell the silverware
because it was too famous.
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I guess we would have had
the same problem
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if we stole that Webster
kid from Diff'rent Strokes.
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We went from everybody getting along,
to nobody talking,
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and that's when my tummy
started hurting again.
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I got to poop.
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I guess Earl's did, too.
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Whenever I was alone with Joy,
it made me nervous.
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And when I get nervous...
- I got to pee.
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After I got away from Joy,
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I went to meet up with Darnell
for what I call "idea time."
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Nerf sidewalks.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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That is man I was telling you about.
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That guy stole silverware?
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He is not brains of operation.
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Oh, he's muscle.
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He's more like butt.
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You mean,
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if I only had two grand
I could turn it into 20 overnight?
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Well, I'll see if
I can find new investor.
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Hello, friend.
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You may have heard me speaking
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to my high-level business
contact in Russia.
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Would you be interested
in turning $2,000 into $20,000?
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Yeah.
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But I don't have $2,000.
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Do you have anything worth that much?
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No.
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Are you sure?
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Maybe some...
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Cutlery?
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What's cutlery?
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Silverware, of value.
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Forks, knives...
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I don't even care if it's stolen.
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Hey!
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So we made plans
to meet later that night.
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I couldn't wait to get home
to tell Earl how I met a man
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who sounded like Count Chocula
and looked like Frankenberry.
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But the important thing was,
he was going to make us rich.
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I tried to talk to Earl,
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but he was distracted by Joy's yapping.
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Listen to her,
yappity-yappity-yappity.
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Women, they sure are loud, huh, Earl?
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Anyway, about the forks...
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Enough about the forks,
I need some air.
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I knew something was wrong with Earl
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because I was pretty sure
there was air in here, too.
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He left because he was mad,
and so was Joy.
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If I ever wanted my tummy to stop hurting,
253
00:10:41,536 --> 00:10:43,781
I had to sell
the fancy forks on my own.
254
00:10:45,237 --> 00:10:47,480
So later that night, I snuck out.
255
00:10:58,156 --> 00:11:01,753
I dug up the silverware so
the businessman could send it to Russia.
256
00:11:06,287 --> 00:11:09,152
I wondered who that guy
was selling his silverware to.
257
00:11:17,495 --> 00:11:18,652
You got?
258
00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:25,912
This is good.
259
00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:27,823
I worried you no show.
260
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,542
I leave town soon.
261
00:11:29,706 --> 00:11:31,200
But how am I going to get my money?
262
00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:32,593
Oh, right.
263
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,090
Tomorrow, you meet my associate
264
00:11:37,148 --> 00:11:40,251
at old train station.
265
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,002
How will I know it's him?
266
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,240
Just ask for person who has...
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the stuff.
268
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:52,882
So the next morning,
269
00:11:52,937 --> 00:11:55,340
I went to the old train station
to get the money.
270
00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:01,201
Do you have the stuff?
271
00:12:08,706 --> 00:12:10,592
- Do you have the stuff?
- Get away from me.
272
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,090
I'm just here to do what the note said,
273
00:12:13,147 --> 00:12:15,602
even though the spelling was atrocious.
274
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:24,863
Spare some change?
275
00:12:24,988 --> 00:12:25,682
Sorry.
276
00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:27,133
But if you're hungry,
277
00:12:27,198 --> 00:12:29,051
I just saw a lady throw away
a Chubby's bag.
278
00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:30,241
It looked pretty full.
279
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,411
Thanks, buddy.
280
00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:38,231
Do you have the stuff?
281
00:12:38,286 --> 00:12:38,971
Pardon?
282
00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:41,913
If you have the stuff,
I want it, can you give it to me?
283
00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:45,093
You do have the stuff, don't you?
284
00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:47,570
Oh, I have got the stuff, kitten.
285
00:12:47,818 --> 00:12:49,532
Great, where should we do it?
286
00:12:49,587 --> 00:12:50,330
Well...
287
00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:53,082
there's a little gazebo
right over there.
288
00:12:53,135 --> 00:12:54,081
Come on.
289
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:03,603
Police! Freeze! Don't move!
290
00:13:06,145 --> 00:13:08,732
The stuff he had was the same
as the stuff I already had,
291
00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:10,421
so I got the hell out of there.
292
00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:18,961
The point is, I never got the money.
293
00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:23,351
And that's how I knew Earl
wouldn't find the silverware.
294
00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:24,620
It's not here, Randy.
295
00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:27,712
I'm sure we buried the silverware
ten paces from the tree.
296
00:13:27,835 --> 00:13:29,312
We were drinking that night.
297
00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:31,231
Did you try ten drunk paces?
298
00:13:31,348 --> 00:13:32,453
I'll give it a shot.
299
00:13:42,695 --> 00:13:44,372
He might be off by a couple of feet,
300
00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:47,672
but when he does find that box,
he won't like what's inside.
301
00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:48,692
Idiot.
302
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:51,243
You know the kind of
woman who could have been
303
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,533
the next Faith Hill,
but somewhere along the way
304
00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:54,842
discovered peach daiquiris,
305
00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:57,310
put her diaphragm in wrong,
and wound up smack dab
306
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:59,761
in the middle of
trailer hell raising two kids?
307
00:13:59,826 --> 00:14:01,841
Yet she still manages to look hot
308
00:14:01,897 --> 00:14:03,400
and you could bounce
a quarter off her butt,
309
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,101
'cause you've got to take care
of yourself, I mean, come on.
310
00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:07,820
Anyway, that's me.
311
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:09,411
My name is Joy.
312
00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:13,863
My name is Joy.
313
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:18,072
There were two reasons I knew Earl
wouldn't find what he was looking for.
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00:14:18,138 --> 00:14:19,713
One, he was wasted, and two,
315
00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:21,940
I got to it first.
316
00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:25,531
We stole some silverware
from the library,
317
00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:26,903
but it was too hot to sell,
318
00:14:26,956 --> 00:14:30,042
so we agreed to let it sit
in the dirt for a few years.
319
00:14:32,346 --> 00:14:33,180
I got to poop.
320
00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:35,470
But then people started
acting real weird.
321
00:14:35,788 --> 00:14:37,603
Earl never reads in the bathroom.
322
00:14:37,737 --> 00:14:40,483
He uses that time to make
the cockroaches race.
323
00:14:40,608 --> 00:14:42,743
Then Randy started acting even weirder.
324
00:14:42,807 --> 00:14:44,941
You know, guilty-like,
but trying to hide it.
325
00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:47,861
Like that face O.J. made when
he was putting on that glove.
326
00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:50,880
I got to pee.
327
00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:53,293
Those two dummies were
definitely up to something
328
00:14:53,347 --> 00:14:55,480
behind my back,
and I didn't like it.
329
00:14:56,387 --> 00:14:57,681
And I'm locking this door!
330
00:14:57,735 --> 00:14:59,602
I don't want you sneaking back
in and trying to put
331
00:14:59,658 --> 00:15:01,653
your dirty hands all over me.
332
00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:04,291
I was going to make sure
333
00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:07,660
I stole that stolen silverware from
them before they stole it from me.
334
00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:09,062
I took the good stuff,
335
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,460
and replaced it with some crap
from home that way,
336
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,451
if those two dummies tried
to sell it behind my back,
337
00:15:13,505 --> 00:15:14,643
they'd be screwed.
338
00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:19,612
* Take away this ball and chain... *
339
00:15:35,548 --> 00:15:36,250
Oh!
340
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,650
Dumb ass.
341
00:15:39,787 --> 00:15:41,500
Since I couldn't sell the stuff as is,
342
00:15:41,556 --> 00:15:42,943
I decided to melt it.
343
00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:45,412
I figured turning silver into silverware
344
00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:47,041
was probably the hard part.
345
00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:50,941
But turning the silverware back into silver
that I could sell was going to be easy.
346
00:15:51,856 --> 00:15:53,272
But I was wrong.
347
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,411
What do you mean,
you can't take it?
348
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,311
Joy, this town is crawling
349
00:15:57,367 --> 00:16:00,021
with those Civil War reenactment
guys trying to find this stuff.
350
00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:03,070
And the ones from the South would love
nothing better than to find it with me.
351
00:16:04,057 --> 00:16:06,943
I was upset Jasper wouldn't
take the silverware,
352
00:16:07,578 --> 00:16:11,390
but I can only stay upset for so long
when my girl Faith is on the radio.
353
00:16:13,336 --> 00:16:16,870
* Caught up in the touch,*
*the slow and steady rush *
354
00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:23,492
* Baby, isn't that the way that*
*love's supposed to be? *
355
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:29,043
* I can feel you breathe *
356
00:16:31,955 --> 00:16:35,383
* Just breathe. *
357
00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,593
So I was forced to rebury
the silverware,
358
00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:58,472
but in a different spot, where
Earl and Randy would never find it.
359
00:16:59,407 --> 00:17:01,993
It was a special place because
it was the exact spot
360
00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:04,610
where I was standing when
Earl Jr. was conceived.
361
00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:10,993
I can't wait to see their faces when they
dig up that box and see what's inside.
362
00:17:13,856 --> 00:17:15,063
What's so funny, baby?
363
00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:18,653
That lady put her big granny panties
on the clothesline again?
364
00:17:18,886 --> 00:17:20,810
We should go over and
get in them together
365
00:17:20,868 --> 00:17:22,672
and take a picture for our
Christmas card.
366
00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:26,883
Earl thinks he's going to find some
silverware we stole a while back.
367
00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:29,881
But I stole it out from under him
and hid it by the big rock out back.
368
00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:31,891
Oh, yeah?
369
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:33,310
Yeah. I tried melting it down
370
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:34,871
until it was all black and gross
371
00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:37,183
but, underneath,
it was pure silver.
372
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:38,990
It's kind of like my safety net.
373
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:41,452
I like knowing it's there just
in case I ever need to jump bail
374
00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:44,062
and head for Mexico,
or I see a pair of shoes I like.
375
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,603
I didn't have the nerve to tell Joy that
silver wasn't where she thought it was.
376
00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:52,220
You know the kind of
guy who graduated college at 14,
377
00:17:52,277 --> 00:17:53,752
is a virtuoso cellist,
378
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,903
and can identify 254 varieties of cheese
379
00:17:56,957 --> 00:18:00,243
in a blind taste test, but can't
reveal any of that because he's
380
00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:02,193
in the Witness Protection Program?
381
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:03,631
Well, that's me.
382
00:18:03,775 --> 00:18:05,560
Don't tell anyone I told you this.
383
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,832
My name is... well...
384
00:18:07,997 --> 00:18:09,982
you better just call me Crabman.
385
00:18:11,787 --> 00:18:13,121
When Mr. Fish died,
386
00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:15,493
I thought I'd bury him in
a place he would like.
387
00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:18,892
It was a special place where
I took Joy on our first date.
388
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,620
Sorry. I thought the pepper
was the fish food.
389
00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,962
I know that couldn't have
been an easy way to go.
390
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:27,302
But if it's any consolation,
I put the fish food on my eggs.
391
00:18:27,977 --> 00:18:29,232
It didn't kill me though.
392
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:30,583
Sorry.
393
00:18:31,105 --> 00:18:34,203
* You're gonna lively up yourself *
394
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,703
* And don't be no drag *
395
00:18:39,115 --> 00:18:40,650
* You lively up... *
396
00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:43,571
It looked like it was from
some ancient civilization,
397
00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:45,290
possibly Paleolithic,
398
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:47,681
though it appeared to have
been struck with a cylindrical
399
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,813
object that wouldn't have been
invented until the Bronze Age.
400
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,242
So I decided to take it
down to the museum.
401
00:18:53,307 --> 00:18:55,370
I thought I'd bring them in
here since you're the expert.
402
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,951
I'm pretty sure it's just trash.
403
00:18:59,036 --> 00:19:02,153
But we still have some room
in our display case.
404
00:19:03,765 --> 00:19:06,661
Earl wasn't the only one
who would never find his silver.
405
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,041
Neither would Joy.
406
00:19:08,245 --> 00:19:10,070
That's what they get for trying
to screw with me.
407
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,242
And I sure wasn't going to be
the one to tell her.
408
00:19:16,565 --> 00:19:18,401
I never said it out loud, but...
409
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:21,653
...that bitch is crazy.
410
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,152
I don't know what happened,
but it's not there anymore.
411
00:19:25,157 --> 00:19:27,383
I felt bad because
I didn't know what Earl could do
412
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:28,971
about the thing on his list.
413
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,041
There was only one thing
I could do.
414
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,211
I'd like to make a donation.
415
00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:38,261
Oh, honey, we don't sell
weed here anymore.
416
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:39,701
That man got fired.
417
00:19:39,757 --> 00:19:41,492
I know. Tito was
a friend of mine.
418
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,601
I wanted to make
an actual cash donation.
419
00:19:43,658 --> 00:19:45,741
You know,
to make the library a better place.
420
00:19:45,795 --> 00:19:48,951
Oh. All righty.
I'll get the shoe box.
421
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,550
Hey, Earl, check it out.
422
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,591
They found something that belonged
to cavemen right here in Camden.
423
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:58,641
That's when I realized
424
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,501
why I couldn't find
the buried treasure.
425
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,240
I still, to this day,
don't know how it got there, but
426
00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:06,681
at least it meant I could
cross #52 off of my list.
427
00:20:08,157 --> 00:20:12,082
You know the kind of woman
who seems like the quiet librarian,
428
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:15,592
but, when she removes her pencil
and lets her hair fall down,
429
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:18,181
she looks all wild and sexy?
430
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:21,340
I wish that was me.
431
00:20:22,627 --> 00:20:24,210
My name is Dotty.
432
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