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Sunday afternoons
in Camden County
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are always kind of depressing.
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In the morning,
Randy starts reading the comics,
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but by mid-afternoon,
he finishes and starts to get bored.
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Also, by Sunday,
the Crab Shack
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runs out of their food
supply for the week.
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Just so you know,
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we're all out of seafood
and meat.
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I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich.
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We're out of bread
and cheese, too.
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Basically,
we've got pickled eggs
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and a basket of those little jellies.
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Do you need more time ?
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Plus, the pool cues were broken
from the Saturday night fights,
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pinball machines shorted
out from being spewed on,
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and the vending machines
were empty, too.
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You're out of menthols !
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And mothers who'd left
their kids with grandmas
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on Saturday night
were dreading picking them up.
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I know I said 3 :00, Mom,
but I'm stuck in traffic.
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Oh, my God, some guy just cut me off.
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Pick a lane !
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Hang up and drive, bitch.
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Got to go.
I'll be there at 5 :00, Mom.
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Nice acting, Jim,
you still got it.
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And since the kegs were empty
and only serving foam,
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people sobered up and were forced
to take a hard look at their lives.
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I should have joined the navy
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while I was young and attractive.
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Why didn't I move out of the way
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when she threw
that bowling ball ?
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What have I done with my life ?
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I've got a master's degree.
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Yep, Sundays were rough.
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But every once in a while,
about every five months or so,
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something would happen
that would change everything.
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Oh, my God.
It's coming on !
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It's coming on right now !
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Randy was talking about a rerun
of a TV show from 2003.
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A few years back, a TV show
came to film in Camden County,
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and we were lucky enough
to be on it.
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* Bad Boys, bad boys,*
*what ya gonna do ? *
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* What you gonna do*
*when they come for you *
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All suspects are innocent until
proven guilty in a court of law.
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We're on our way to
Pimmet Hills Trailer Park.
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We go there a lot.
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This is a domestic disturbance.
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It's usually the Hickeys.
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Fine ! If you'd rather hang
out with your big, idiot
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brother instead of me, go ahead.
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I hope you enjoy licking
the massage jelly
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off of his thighs.
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That's the peach flavor !
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Come on, baby,
me and Randy got things to do.
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Oh, come on,
who called the cops ?
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I wish you nosy bastards
would learn
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to mind your own business.
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Ow !
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That's peppermint.
I hope you found it refreshing.
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Ma'am, would you like me to call
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a domestic counselor for you ?
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Hey, they got cameras.
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Are we on Cops ?
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I love that show.
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* Bad boys, bad boys,*
*who you gonna call ? *
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What seems to be the cause
of the argument, miss ?
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I spent $46 on romantic novelties,
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and my husband wants to go out
stealing with his brother !
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Uh, she-she doesn't mean
stealing stealing.
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Uh, she's from Canada,
a-and stealing means
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working and obeying the law.
Eh ?
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Hey, I've never been on TV before.
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You guys aren't doing that blurry
thing on my face, are ya ?
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What's in the box ?
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Uh...
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collectables.
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Garage door openers ?
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You wouldn't know anything
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about a rash of
garage robberies lately ?
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* Huh ! *
Hey ! Hey !
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Stop right there !
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- Stop right there !
- Later, pig !
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* Bad boys, bad boys,
whatcha gonna do ? *
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* Whatcha gonna do
when they come for you ? *
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Stuart Daniels,
Camden County police officer.
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Four-year veteran of the force.
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Social Security number, 5-5-3...
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2.
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All units, all units,
be on the look-out
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for a white male...
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It's a good job, uh, good pension.
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Don't really like
getting shot at, but, uh...
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I do get dental.
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See that ?
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See this ?
Porcelain veneers.
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Officer !
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Officer !
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Oh, my God,
did someone just do that to you ?
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Are they still around ?
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No, Officer, it's not my leg.
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It's the jackass
who won't get off his front lawn !
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Roger that.
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You're going to jail, Donny !
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Sir, you're gonna have
to put some clothes on.
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I'm a free American.
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My (bleep) granddaddy fought
for my (bleep) right
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to be (bleep) naked
on my (bleep) lawn.
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Sir, I don't know what
war you're referring to,
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but you're gonna have
to get some clothes on.
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Stay away, sir.
This is police business.
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What's in the box ?
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Uh, nothing, just some rocks, see ?
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Uh...
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that's weird.
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Hey, Officer,
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how's this ?
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I got on my snake pants.
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Do a spin for me.
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Okay ?
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Eh, good enough.
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That's what I thought.
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Thank the good Lord, you're here !
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You can't hear yourself think,
it's so loud.
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Now I was gonna... Oh.
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Oh, my goodness,
there's cameras ?
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Hold on.
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Come with me.
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Now, you can hear it
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on the other side of the apartment.
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We just moved to town,
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and I haven't gotten
a good night's sleep yet.
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Ma'am, whose bedroom is this ?
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Oh, that's my grandson's.
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He's wonderful with plants.
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Different people page him all day long
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just to come and see them.
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It's all right, peanut.
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I just called them over
here about that music.
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Go on with your gardening, baby.
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Hey ! Hey ! Stop right there !
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Drop your weapon, Vali.
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You steal my batteries.
No steal, steal.
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Oh, sweet, it's Cops again.
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* Bad boys, bad boys,
what's it gonna be ? *
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What the hell is going on here ?
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There's a big misunderstanding, Officer.
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Uh, uh, these batteries are
"buy one, get one free."
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We're not stealing.
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We're just taking
the free ones out to the car,
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and coming back to buy
the "buy ones," I swear.
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It's not what you think.
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Randy, let's get out of here !
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Hey, wait !
Ow ! Ow !
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Did you get that ?
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6-0-1-3-0 on tag two.
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I'm heading back to Pimmet Hills.
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Something about
these trailer park people,
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when they get agitated,
they like to climb up on things.
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Roofs, trees, water towers.
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A lot of them fall off.
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Ma'am ? Ma'am ?
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I need you to come down from there.
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I'll come down when I'm done
busting up my husband's stuff
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or when I have to pee.
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Meanwhile, head's up.
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Folks, folks, please
don't encourage her.
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This is a dangerous situation.
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She might fall.
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Fall ! Fall ! Fall ! Fall...
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Hey, everybody, take a step back.
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I'm getting ready to throw
this bowling ball
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down on that Def Leppard wall mirror,
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and a piece might shatter off
and hit you in the face.
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Oh, snap.
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This always happens a few hours
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after the bars open.
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The drunk drivers come out.
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Well...
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Does that say "Star Power" ?
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Oh, you know who that is ?
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Yeah, see, Camden has a
celebrity living in its midst.
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It's the actor from
"Son of the Beach",
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TV's Tim Stack.
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Mr. Stack.
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Good to see you again.
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Good evening, my good man.
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You know who I am ?
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Of course I do, Mr. Stack.
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I'm TV's Tim Stack from movies
and basic cable television.
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62 items on my IMDB page.
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62. But they screwed me.
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They counted my Quincy two-parter
as one thing.
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- Hey, can I shoot something with your gun ?
- Uh, you know what ?
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Mr. Stack, have you been drinking ?
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Mr. Stack ?
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No.
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Okay. That's good enough for me.
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You have a safe drive home.
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He was on Punky Brewster,
so he's a hero to me.
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I gave him a little leeway.
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Besides, you know,
it's a straight shot home
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once he passes the school.
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You stuck again, Patty ?
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No. I'm just trying to get my hand cold
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for a client who's into dead people.
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Get out of my face !
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No, you get out of my face !
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Okay, okay, what is the problem ?
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He tricked me into eating pork !
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It's against my religion.
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Camera.
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- It's not funny.
- Ha, ha, ha, ha !
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Stop, you fool !
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I-I can't hear you
without the thing.
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I heard you guys were in town filming.
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It's not the first time I've been on TV.
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I had a client that took me
to a wrestling match.
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We sat on the fifth row.
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They put me on TV
when I got hit by a chair.
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I'm rolling up on an 11-83.
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Can you repeat
the last transmission ?
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Sir, you okay ?
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And hello to you, too.
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I'd like a double cheeseburger, please.
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Hola, baby.
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You looking for a fiesta ?
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I still got one free hand.
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No, gracias.
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We're moving quick here.
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I think it's a robbery in progress,
and it's in a garage,
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so it might be our friend
from the trailer park.
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356, 240 occurred approximately
15 minutes ago.
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Okay, freeze !
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Oh, no, uh, this...
this isn't a robbery.
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I'm just cleaning my garage,
'cause this is my home.
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Man, I love stealing.
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Oops.
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Hey, can you chase me ?
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'Cause the chases always
make it on Cops.
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But don't chase me too hard,
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because I'm loaded down with this TV.
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You, stop right there !
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Of course you probably can't run so fast
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carrying that camera, either.
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Want to just put our stuff down
and chase each other ?
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I was just cleaning my garage !
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I do it every six months.
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Freeze, jerk !
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Hey, stop that car !
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Stop, that's my car !
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Hell, yeah !
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Who's got a cop car ?
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Who's got a cop car ?!
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Biatch.
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Freeze !
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Don't shoot !
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I'm in here !
Don't shoot !
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Oh, sorry about that, man.
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I didn't see you back there.
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00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:37,923
You're not going to kill me,
are you ?
261
00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:39,301
I wasn't planning on it.
262
00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:43,010
But then again, I wasn't planning
on stealing a cop car today, either.
263
00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:44,011
I tell you what !
264
00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:46,381
you just keep filming
and we'll see where it goes.
265
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:48,613
Man, I feel alive !
Whoo !
266
00:12:48,665 --> 00:12:49,803
Yeah ! Yeah !
267
00:12:51,928 --> 00:12:53,562
I'm so (bleep).
268
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,643
Me and my wife we're
having a domestic squabble.
269
00:13:02,117 --> 00:13:04,101
I guess she's got the right
to be mad.
270
00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:05,261
I screw up a lot.
271
00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:07,592
But one day I'm going
to get my life together.
272
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:10,753
But not today,'cause today
I'm driving a stolen cop car !
273
00:13:11,798 --> 00:13:13,732
How you doing back there,
Kevin ? You scared ?
274
00:13:13,785 --> 00:13:14,543
A little.
275
00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:16,103
That's good, I like that.
276
00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:17,691
You got kids, Kevin ?
277
00:13:17,788 --> 00:13:18,430
Three.
278
00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:20,782
- They all the same color ?
- Yes.
279
00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:21,962
Not mine.
280
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,573
You know what's wild ?
281
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,311
The white one's a better athlete,
282
00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:26,702
and the black one's a little genius.
283
00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:28,101
Sure taught me a lesson.
284
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,930
Damn it, more cops ?
285
00:13:31,238 --> 00:13:32,340
Y'all don't quit picking on me,
286
00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,092
I swear I'm going to go Ruby Ridge.
287
00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:37,150
Earl ?
288
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,971
What the hell are you doing ?
289
00:13:39,127 --> 00:13:41,182
You said you wanted
a date night, didn't you ?
290
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,860
Well, your chariot awaits.
291
00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:45,153
You stole me a police car ?
292
00:13:45,276 --> 00:13:47,180
Yep, and there's a hostage
in the back, too.
293
00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:48,462
If you say something scary,
294
00:13:48,518 --> 00:13:50,092
he'll show you pictures of his kids.
295
00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:50,931
They're cute.
296
00:13:51,427 --> 00:13:53,162
I love you so much, baby.
297
00:13:53,386 --> 00:13:55,831
I am going to (bleep) your (bleep)
with my sweet,
298
00:13:55,886 --> 00:13:58,343
sweet, sweet,
love (bleeping).
299
00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:01,283
You had me at "balls."
300
00:14:02,087 --> 00:14:03,553
So you're taping all this ?
301
00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:05,023
Hey, when we get back,
302
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:07,113
would you mind filming me
and Earl, you know...
303
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,781
I already asked him.
He's cool with it.
304
00:14:08,838 --> 00:14:11,350
I told him none of that artsy
moving the camera stuff.
305
00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:13,200
He promised to keep
tight on the business.
306
00:14:13,256 --> 00:14:13,850
S weet.
307
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,240
Hey, crank up the radio.
308
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:16,642
Find some Wu Tan Clan.
309
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:18,780
Since when do you like rap music ?
310
00:14:18,837 --> 00:14:20,261
I'm not cheating on you.
311
00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:25,830
This is Kenny James's house.
312
00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:27,643
Every other day we're
out here for something,
313
00:14:27,695 --> 00:14:29,020
either us or the firemen.
314
00:14:29,306 --> 00:14:31,311
He's had to be revived by
the lifeguard, Steve,
315
00:14:31,377 --> 00:14:32,940
at the public pool, a bunch of times.
316
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,160
Talk about bad luck.
317
00:14:34,628 --> 00:14:35,473
Kenny !
318
00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,370
Oh, hi, Stuart.
319
00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:39,511
I made oatmeal raisin,
your favorite.
320
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:40,890
Oh, a camera.
321
00:14:40,956 --> 00:14:42,211
Yeah, we're on Cops.
322
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:43,802
So, you had another break in ?
323
00:14:43,855 --> 00:14:44,681
Uh...
324
00:14:46,505 --> 00:14:48,181
Oh, damn a broken window.
325
00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:51,751
Man, Kenny, somebody's really
got it in for you.
326
00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:54,020
That's odd.
327
00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:57,023
All the broken glass seems
to be on the outside.
328
00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:04,592
What happened to your hand ?
329
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,903
Oh, uh, uh, that's from
doing it with my girlfriend.
330
00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:11,212
Yeah, we do it a lot.
She loves it.
331
00:15:11,385 --> 00:15:13,950
Doing it, you know,
heterosexual doing it.
332
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:15,992
Sorry to have taken your time.
333
00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:18,193
You guys can,
can just head on out.
334
00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:20,711
All right, well, if this harassment
keeps up,
335
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,312
I'll have to do a weekend stakeout.
336
00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:23,413
I'll rent a movie.
337
00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:27,840
Watch this.
338
00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:33,303
Would the driver please
step out of the vehicle ?
339
00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,323
Oh, crap, that's my ex-girlfriend.
340
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,302
She can't see me.
She thinks I'm dead.
341
00:15:42,377 --> 00:15:44,752
Oh, hell, yeah,
this is going to be fun.
342
00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:48,193
Slut ! Put your hands on the vehicle,
343
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,523
and spread your legs.
344
00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:51,922
I'm sure that's not going
to be a problem for you.
345
00:15:52,248 --> 00:15:54,691
I'm not a slut,
I've only slept with one guy.
346
00:15:55,196 --> 00:15:56,793
That was me.
I hit that.
347
00:15:57,467 --> 00:16:00,032
Ma'am, your appearance
appears to be drunken.
348
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,962
We're going to have to give you
a field sobriety test.
349
00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:03,070
I'm not drunk.
350
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,602
We'll see about that.
351
00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:06,362
If you fail the sobriety test,
352
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:07,942
we're going to shoot you
in the face.
353
00:16:08,716 --> 00:16:11,342
- But, but I...
- Hop on one foot, in a straight line,
354
00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:13,643
while touching your fingers
to your nose.
355
00:16:20,617 --> 00:16:24,092
Okay, I was in that church
for a wedding.
356
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,941
I had two sips of champagne.
357
00:16:25,998 --> 00:16:28,452
I didn't want to, but
it was such a beautiful toast.
358
00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:30,601
Please don't shoot me in the face !
359
00:16:30,847 --> 00:16:32,791
Yes, waiting for EMT.
360
00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:39,551
At this point I'm on foot patrol
since my squad car got stolen.
361
00:16:39,988 --> 00:16:41,383
I haven't called it in yet,
you know,
362
00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:44,170
'cause I was thinking that
the perp might get cold feet
363
00:16:44,226 --> 00:16:45,912
and just show up any second.
364
00:16:50,355 --> 00:16:52,873
Yeah, I think I'm going
to have to call it in.
365
00:16:53,656 --> 00:16:56,130
Headquarters. This is Officer...
366
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:01,242
Hey, hey, freeze !
367
00:17:01,298 --> 00:17:03,422
It's that guy from this morning !
Marijuana man !
368
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:36,010
Is there a problem, Officer ?
369
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,122
We've located the suspects.
370
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,370
Why I came up here ?
371
00:17:44,426 --> 00:17:46,152
I was just so scared of going to jail,
372
00:17:46,217 --> 00:17:48,253
but I don't care about jail anymore.
373
00:17:48,308 --> 00:17:50,280
I just don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall !
374
00:17:50,338 --> 00:17:52,701
It's going to hurt.
It's going to hurt.
375
00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,232
It's going to hurt.
376
00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,333
It's going to hurt.
377
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:01,653
We've got a call on an
abandoned police car.
378
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,743
I'm going to go check it out.
379
00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:10,541
God, I love kissing you in a stolen
government vehicle,
380
00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:11,682
while someone films it.
381
00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:13,880
I know.
This could become a habit.
382
00:18:16,585 --> 00:18:17,391
Cops !
383
00:18:18,817 --> 00:18:19,911
Freeze !
384
00:18:20,555 --> 00:18:22,872
Police !
Freeze !
385
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,873
Okay, freeze, freeze !
386
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,801
Oh, God !
I skinned my pecker !
387
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,411
Hands behind your back !
388
00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:30,593
I'm too scared to look.
389
00:18:30,828 --> 00:18:31,760
Please tell me if it's bad.
390
00:18:31,815 --> 00:18:32,732
Is it bad ?
391
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,110
Oh, that's a lot of gravel.
392
00:18:39,307 --> 00:18:40,881
Stop chasing me, Kevin.
393
00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:42,480
Come on, man, be cool.
394
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:45,282
I'm not messing around, Kevin.
395
00:18:48,248 --> 00:18:50,231
You made me do it, Kevin !
396
00:18:50,457 --> 00:18:52,293
Unit 12, unit 12,
I need assistance.
397
00:18:52,347 --> 00:18:55,181
I got a perp with a bloody, uh,
weiner in the back of my car,
398
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,572
and I got a camera man down.
399
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,483
Please don't take her.
400
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,781
It's going to hurt.
401
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,960
Firemen tried to get him
down with a ladder,
402
00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:21,671
but he bit a couple guys.
403
00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:23,851
So, plan B.
404
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,550
* Bad boys, bad boys,
what ya gonna do ? *
405
00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:45,073
* What ya gonna do...*
406
00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:50,523
Some people might
not appreciate
407
00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:54,553
being shown on TV the way we were,
but for folks like us,
408
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:55,733
that didn't matter.
409
00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:57,580
'Cause every time
our Cops comes on
410
00:19:57,636 --> 00:20:00,162
we're treated like celebrities
for the rest of the day.
411
00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:02,111
We feel special.
412
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:04,041
And there's nothing like
feeling a little special
413
00:20:04,108 --> 00:20:05,890
to brighten up a boring Sunday.
414
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:08,670
Even if it did remind me
of a few things
415
00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:10,370
I needed to put on my list.
416
00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:12,983
* Bad boys, what you get
is what you see *
417
00:20:13,036 --> 00:20:15,680
* And that is just little old me *
418
00:20:15,737 --> 00:20:18,433
* Nobody can eat no steaks
419
00:20:18,498 --> 00:20:20,582
* Police don't eat no steaks
420
00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:23,782
* Even the soldier
doesn't get no steaks... *
421
00:20:23,797 --> 00:20:25,832
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422
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