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Was there another shootout ?
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No, some drunk guys tried
to shoot down a hot air balloon.
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They got it on fire,
then it drifted out of sight.
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What's with the tiny suit ?
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Well, a few years back I used
to think it was funny to get drunk
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- and pull wigs off old ladies' heads.
- They were always like, "Aah... !"
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Anyway, I was at the beauty parlor
making up for it
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and one of the old ladies
was so grateful,
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she gave me her dead husband's
best suit as a thank you.
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I think it's too small.
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Yeah, but she said he was my size
before he started shrinking.
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I figure in 40 years,
it'll fit perfect.
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You always get a good feeling
from what you do...
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or a suit.
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I spent my morning
sweeping up bullet casings
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and a variety of fancy cheeses.
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Fancy cheeses ?
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People in the hot air balloon
fought back.
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I caught a cell phone and a shoe.
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I feel bad for you, Catalina.
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Tell you what.
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You can do a list item with me.
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You might get a good feeling...
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or a dead man's suit.
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Thank you, I'd love to.
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Hello ?
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No, she's not.
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Last time I saw her,
she was floating towards the freeway.
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Wonder how you change
the ringer on this thing.
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Catalina was excited
to help me with my list
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'cause she was hoping
doing something good
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would make her feel good.
I guess karma's contagious.
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We were taking care of #75 :
"used a mailbox as a trashcan".
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- Ugh.
- Oh.
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Ew, it smells like that stab wound
you wouldn't get looked at.
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Couple years back,
they moved the dumpster
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across the road in the trailer park.
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It was more convenient
for the trash men,
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but less convenient
for me and Randy.
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And because things
that are easy become habit,
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pretty soon we were using
the mailbox for all our trash.
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We knew it was wrong,
but we were lazy.
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I found some letters.
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I think they've been stuck
for a while.
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Shamrock milkshake.
That was a good day.
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Oh, man, these letters
never got delivered because of us.
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We got to give them back
to the people who sent them.
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This kind of thing happens
all the time on the list.
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You're doing one thing,
and bam, it's something else.
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If you've been watching him do this
as long as I have, you'd know that.
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I'm kind of second
in charge of the list.
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Since Randy was the one
drinking Shamerock flavor,
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he agreed to take his letter back
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while me and Catalina
took care of chocolate.
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It was never delivered ?
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This is a love letter
to a woman that I worked with.
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And when she didn't respond to me,
I was humiliated.
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I quit my job so I wouldn't have
to face her again.
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Should we run ?
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No, this happens
sometimes with the list.
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He'll be fine.
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Damn it !
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Oh !
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You might want to take
a couple steps back.
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Hey, Joy, can you help me ?
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Only thing that'll help your
worthless-never-achieve-anything
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in-your-waste-of-a-breath life
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is if somebody drowned you in a river.
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I'm just giving you
a hard time, sweetie.
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What you need ?
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I'm trying to return
this letter for Earl's list,
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but the address
has a Shamrock smudge.
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I've been asking everyone
in the trailer park
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to help me figure out
who wrote it.
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Well, that's easy.
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Earl says it's illegal
to open other people's mail.
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That's the good thing
about having three strikes
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you don't have to worry
about the stupid laws anymore.
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Wish I had three strikes.
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You will someday.
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What the... ?
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Darnell !
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You want to tell me why I have a
witness protection program letter saying
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that your real name
is Harry Monroe ?!
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Uh, I don't know.
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That was a lie.
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In fact, Darnell had an entire past
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he'd never told Joy anything about.
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As soon as you get out of this van,
you'll become Darnell Tanner.
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All the documents you need
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birth certificate,
driver's license, etc
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are in this envelope.
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Cool.
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What do you mean
"I don't know" ?
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Okay.
My real name is Harry Monroe.
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And the witness protection
program moved me
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to Camden County because
there was a mix-up in the paperwork.
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Some tobacco company executive
ended up in Compton.
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He only lasted two days.
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Wait a minute,
is Mr. Turtle in the program, too ?
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Is he even really a turtle
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or is he a wizard
disguised in a shell ?
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It doesn't go that deep, Randy.
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Look, Mr. Whatever Your Name Is,
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I am not gonna live
with a stranger.
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For all I know, you could be
the damn Son of Sam killer.
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So either you tell me
who you really are,
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or you can find another place to live.
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I'm sorry, baby, I can't.
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After Will punched three more
holes in his trailer,
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he cried a little,
then invited us in.
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This is such a beautiful letter.
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"I know we're friends, but sometimes
it seems like something more."
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"Give me a sign about how you feel."
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"Love, your buddy."
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I never knew
where I stood with Wendy.
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We'd talk on the phone for hours,
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we'd go to the movies,
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but whenever we'd say good-bye,
she'd kiss me on my cheek.
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What was the kiss like ?
Show me.
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No, not on me.
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I can't see it if you do it on me.
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Do it on Earl.
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Yeah, it seems like she liked you.
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I don't know, it was halfway
between the ear and the lips.
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It could go either way.
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Yeah. See ?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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And then...
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this CD she burned me.
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"Feel Like Making Love." Nice.
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"You're My Best Friend."
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"Stroke Me."
You're looking good again.
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"That's What Friends Are For."
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"You Got a Friend" and
"Ooh, That Smell."
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This girl is definitely
hard to read.
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But now that you got the letter,
you could give it another try.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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I can't give her that letter now.
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We used to work together
as personal trainers.
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No, when Wendy knew me,
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I looked like that.
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Oh, my God !
You used to be hot.
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What happened to you ?
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Uh, don't mind her.
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Uh, she's new with helping
people and, uh, her life sucks.
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She came to this country in a box.
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You look like this guy's skinny,
ugly, homeless brother.
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It was a small box
built for a monkey.
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Catalina wanted me to keep
the letter while Will got in shape.
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She was afraid he might
deliver it without her
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and she'd miss out
on her good feeling.
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Where have you been ?
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Tracked down the letter dude.
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Then I drove Catalina
to Club Chubby for her shift.
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Did you know they have a dancer
in a wheelchair now ?
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It's kind of different.
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Like, for a lap dance,
you sit on her lap.
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And if you give her a good tip,
she wheels you out to your car.
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Hey, Earl.
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Hey, Crab Man.
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What's Crab Man
doing here in his PJs ?
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Oh, he's in the witness
protection program
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and Joy found out because
of the letter I delivered.
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And Darnell wouldn't tell Joy
why he's in the program,
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so Joy threw him out.
And I told him he could live here.
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Fair enough.
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I'll ask for extra towels tomorrow.
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Good night, Crab Man.
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Good night, Earl.
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- Is it the witness protectors ?
- No, they're very polite.
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They usually hit my pager
before they come over.
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What about the people they're
witness-protecting you from ?
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I'd imagine they'd knock and then
start shooting when they see me.
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All right, you'd better hide, then.
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Will.
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I'm having a bad night, Earl.
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I heard Wendy's still single.
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And I started to think
what if she meets a guy
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before I get back into shape, hmm ?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You're having a...
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a private thing.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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That's just my brother.
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We share a room.
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They don't have rooms
with two beds here ?
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They do,
but not with a pool view.
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But, look, it's not weird,
we're family.
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Oh, right. Uh...
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that's our friend Darnell.
He's spending the night.
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He's, uh...
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under the covers 'cause, uh...
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Look, buddy,
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don't worry about Wendy.
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It's not like she's gonna
fall in love overnight.
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Love takes time.
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I disagree, Earl.
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When I fall for someone,
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it happens in an instant.
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Your lover's right.
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If she falls for someone,
I could lose her forever.
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What am I gonna do
if I lose her forever ?
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He could lose her forever, Earl.
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- I heard him, Randy.
- I can't lose her again.
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He can't lose her again.
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If I lose her forever,
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you'll never be able
to cross me off your list.
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How you gonna cross me off your list
if she finds another guy ?
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I don't know.
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The list !
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I forgot about the list.
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What are you gonna do, Earl ?
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- I don't know.
- You have to know.
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What are we gonna do, Earl ?
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Answer him, Earl.
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I told you, I don't know.
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Earl.
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Why don't you just go
down to the gym
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and keep an eye on Wendy
until Will's ready to talk to her ?
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Oh.
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Smart and handsome,
I can see why you're with him.
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So I took Darnell's advice
and went to the gym
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Wendy worked at
to keep an eye on her.
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I'd like to try that
"two weeks free,
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better ba-donka-donk
bonanza membership" thing.
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I even requested Wendy
as my personal trainer.
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I already knew my way
around a gym,
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but I figured it'd be an easy way
to keep guys away from her.
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Hey, are you Earl Hickey ?
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Problem was,
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I didn't know how
I was gonna protect her from me.
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Yeah, I'm Earl Hickey.
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I got a problem.
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This Wendy chick is pretty hot.
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Not just any kind of hot.
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The kind of hot
that makes you walk upstairs
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to nowhere long past the point
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when you realize you should have
worn something more supportive.
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Wow, Earl,
you're really kicking ass.
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Yeah, well, I've been
walking up stairs my whole life.
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Sometimes two at a time.
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And she wasn't just hot either,
she was cool.
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So AC/DC, huh ?
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I met those dudes once.
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- Seriously ?
- Yeah.
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My mom was one of the groupies
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Bon Scott was doing around
the time that he died.
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- She brought me to Bon's funeral.
- Get out of town.
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Honest to God,
I even got a picture with him.
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It was open casket.
252
00:10:30,138 --> 00:10:31,150
Guys,
253
00:10:32,058 --> 00:10:33,133
I think I like Wendy.
254
00:10:33,268 --> 00:10:34,633
No, no, no, no, no, no,
255
00:10:34,765 --> 00:10:35,751
no, no, no.
256
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,142
No, that's Will's girl.
257
00:10:37,277 --> 00:10:38,571
You can't do this to me, Earl.
258
00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,043
You can't screw up my only chance
to cross something off your list
259
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,103
and get a good feeling.
260
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,212
I need this in my life.
261
00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:45,840
I scrub toilets all day and at night
I dance for drunk losers
262
00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,190
who flick nickels at my ass.
263
00:10:47,317 --> 00:10:48,373
I'm going crazy.
264
00:10:48,507 --> 00:10:49,573
I need to feel good
about something
265
00:10:49,698 --> 00:10:51,570
before I kill someone again.
266
00:10:57,128 --> 00:10:57,822
What ?
267
00:10:58,397 --> 00:11:00,150
You said you were
gonna kill someone.
268
00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:01,870
It's a figure of speech.
269
00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:03,102
"I'm gonna kill someone."
270
00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:04,860
Yeah, but you, uh...
271
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,583
you said "again."
272
00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:09,143
You did.
You said "kill someone again."
273
00:11:10,396 --> 00:11:11,521
Okay, fine.
274
00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:13,021
So long as we're
looking under rocks,
275
00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,672
why are you sharing
a bed with the Crab Man ?
276
00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:17,222
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
don't drag me into this, girl.
277
00:11:17,997 --> 00:11:19,863
Look, relax, I said I like her,
278
00:11:19,997 --> 00:11:21,781
I didn't say I was gonna do
anything about it.
279
00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,843
Besides, it's not like
she likes me back.
280
00:11:23,978 --> 00:11:24,573
Fine.
281
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:27,390
But if you think she starts
liking you, you better back off.
282
00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:30,253
You're not messing this up for me,
Earl, you understand ?
283
00:11:30,575 --> 00:11:31,782
I understand.
284
00:11:34,248 --> 00:11:35,140
Murderer.
285
00:11:36,676 --> 00:11:37,292
What ?
286
00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:38,662
What ? Oh, nothing.
287
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,603
How are things going with Joy ?
288
00:11:46,728 --> 00:11:47,863
Not so good.
289
00:11:47,986 --> 00:11:51,053
In fact, Joy was so mad
that no matter what Darnell tried,
290
00:11:51,185 --> 00:11:53,231
she wouldn't take him back
until he told her the truth.
291
00:11:53,368 --> 00:11:54,032
* Joy... *
292
00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:54,871
* Joy... *
293
00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:55,783
* Joy... *
294
00:11:55,906 --> 00:11:57,622
* Joy... *
295
00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:02,381
I love you, baby.
296
00:12:02,507 --> 00:12:04,061
I love you, baby.
297
00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:10,111
I can't bear to be without you.
298
00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:13,320
I'm sorry, baby
I got it at a costume shop.
299
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:16,052
For some reason, it seemed like
it was gonna be a good idea...
300
00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:20,392
So I went back to keeping guys
away from Wendy, but the more I did it,
301
00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:24,273
the more I wondered if I was doing it
to help Will or to help me.
302
00:12:26,468 --> 00:12:27,973
Oh, my-my bad.
303
00:12:29,035 --> 00:12:31,260
You should put some ice on that
before it leaves a mark.
304
00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:33,402
I knew it didn't matter
if I was attracted to her,
305
00:12:33,526 --> 00:12:36,162
as long as she didn't start
becoming attracted to me.
306
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,991
And I thought I was in the clear,
307
00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:40,213
until she made me a mix CD.
308
00:12:40,987 --> 00:12:42,131
Listen to this.
309
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,963
"Feel Like Making Love."
310
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,730
"You're My Best Friend."
311
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:46,862
"Do Me."
312
00:12:46,988 --> 00:12:48,472
"Don't Do Me Like That."
313
00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:49,810
"I Want Your Sex."
314
00:12:49,947 --> 00:12:51,661
"Don't Stand So Close to Me."
315
00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:53,651
This girl's impossible to read.
316
00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:56,331
Yeah.
George Michael with Tom Petty ?
317
00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,700
Are we partying or just hanging out ?
318
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:02,782
One time when her car
was in the shop,
319
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:05,571
I gave her a ride home
and she kissed me.
320
00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:10,242
But it was exactly halfway
between my cheek and my ear.
321
00:13:12,576 --> 00:13:14,241
Things were getting hard to read.
322
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,462
But when Wendy came by
to use the pool,
323
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,523
everything became a lot clearer.
324
00:13:19,706 --> 00:13:22,141
Anytime a girl almost pulls
her arms out of their sockets
325
00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:24,400
instead of asking a guy
to help with the lotion,
326
00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:25,290
well, they're just friends.
327
00:13:25,418 --> 00:13:26,962
- You want some help ?
- No.
328
00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:27,991
I got it.
329
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,442
Aw, crap, that's work.
330
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,882
Hey, can I use your phone ?
331
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,172
Sure, upstairs next to the room
with the chalk outline.
332
00:13:38,558 --> 00:13:40,311
I was a little hurt
she didn't like me.
333
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,351
I knew it was probably for the best,
334
00:13:43,475 --> 00:13:45,953
but it always hurts
when someone doesn't like you
335
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,510
as much as you like them.
336
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,702
Still, it was a relief when I realized
337
00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:51,861
I hadn't screwed
everything up for Will.
338
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,863
I brought your shoes.
339
00:13:55,058 --> 00:13:56,712
There's a turtle living here lately,
340
00:13:56,846 --> 00:13:58,071
and he likes to go for toes.
341
00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,143
Earl...
342
00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:00,490
this letter.
343
00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:02,470
You read it ?
344
00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:04,451
Uh, listen, I-I can explain.
345
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:06,573
You weren't supposed
to see that yet. See...
346
00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:10,151
"Give me a sign about how you feel.
Love, your buddy."
347
00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,213
Well, how's this for a sign, buddy ?
348
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,743
That's when I realized,
349
00:14:17,878 --> 00:14:19,910
she didn't know
the letter was from Will.
350
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,840
Sorry.
351
00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:24,473
Sorry to be so forward.
I, um,
352
00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:26,530
I once let a great guy
I worked with slip away
353
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,033
because I was too scared
to show him how I felt.
354
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,621
Did you, now ?
355
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:34,603
Wendy told me about
making Will a mix CD
356
00:14:34,726 --> 00:14:35,972
and how she was
too scared to give him
357
00:14:36,096 --> 00:14:38,462
the first one she made
that was all love songs.
358
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:41,571
She talked about how stupid
she felt for being too scared
359
00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:43,331
to ever kiss Will on the lips.
360
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,151
* Tell him that you're never
gonna leave him *
361
00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:49,151
* Tell him that you're always
gonna love him... *
362
00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:50,593
The more Wendy talked,
363
00:14:50,718 --> 00:14:53,233
the more I realized
she had deep feelings for Will.
364
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:56,151
I was doing all
the same stupid stuff with you.
365
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,460
I was even too scared to ask you
to help me put lotion on my back.
366
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:03,602
So, this... this guy,
this Will, you...
367
00:15:04,518 --> 00:15:05,490
you loved him ?
368
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:07,200
Yeah, but he disappeared.
369
00:15:07,335 --> 00:15:09,012
I don't know what happened to him.
370
00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:10,691
I knew at that moment
371
00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:13,031
I could make two people
very happy...
372
00:15:13,536 --> 00:15:15,700
and one of those people
was gonna be me.
373
00:15:15,825 --> 00:15:16,961
Well, his loss.
374
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,831
I knew I should've
told the truth, but
375
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:21,810
well, sometimes that's hard to do,
376
00:15:21,948 --> 00:15:23,312
especially when you have a teeny bit
377
00:15:23,446 --> 00:15:25,020
of someone else's tongue
in your mouth.
378
00:15:27,338 --> 00:15:29,720
Oh, I guess they want to...
clean your room.
379
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:32,281
Well, I got to get back
to work anyway.
380
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,120
Hey, maybe later we can meet up
at the Crab Shack
381
00:15:34,258 --> 00:15:35,792
and finally have a real date.
382
00:15:36,118 --> 00:15:37,070
And then maybe...
383
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,822
work our way back here.
384
00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:46,262
That was Wendy, wasn't it ?
385
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,993
Oh, let me guess
"In my village you don't kiss
386
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,222
the women of men
you are trying to help."
387
00:15:51,347 --> 00:15:53,653
This is America,
love it or leave it, sister.
388
00:15:54,106 --> 00:15:55,812
You're gonna hate yourself for this,
389
00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:58,381
and then when you go to Hallmark
to get a card to make up for it,
390
00:15:58,508 --> 00:16:01,462
you're not gonna find one,
because it is too specific !
391
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:07,100
When you go into
the witness protection program,
392
00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:08,592
do they let you pick your own name ?
393
00:16:08,716 --> 00:16:10,310
'Cause if I ever witness anything,
394
00:16:10,438 --> 00:16:13,162
I'm gonna name myself
Crash Fistfight.
395
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:16,192
Damn.
That's a good one.
396
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,072
Oh, no.
397
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,540
That woman's lost her mind.
398
00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:41,543
What the hell were you thinking,
flashing my face on that thing ?
399
00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:42,941
If you have information
about the missing person,
400
00:16:43,078 --> 00:16:44,682
please call the number
on the billboard.
401
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:51,293
Let me in for five minutes
so we can talk ?
402
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,310
I don't want to teach my boys
it's okay to let strangers in the house.
403
00:16:56,878 --> 00:16:59,681
Joy, you have to take
that thing down.
404
00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:02,102
As soon as you tell me
who you are, I will !
405
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,860
Dang it, baby, I can't.
406
00:17:05,696 --> 00:17:06,472
When I was Harry Monroe,
407
00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:09,031
I had to give up everything
because of what I knew,
408
00:17:09,217 --> 00:17:10,473
and I didn't care.
409
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,283
But if I tell you my secret now,
410
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,003
I could lose everything again,
and this time I do care.
411
00:17:15,128 --> 00:17:16,372
Because I love you.
412
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:19,701
I can't start my life over
without you.
413
00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:21,213
Don't you understand ?
414
00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:24,283
I can't tell you the truth because
I love you too much, stupid !
415
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:28,933
Joy !
416
00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:48,580
I love you, too, stupid.
417
00:17:56,265 --> 00:17:57,792
Promise you'll never kill me ?
418
00:17:58,187 --> 00:17:59,160
Promise.
419
00:18:04,755 --> 00:18:05,560
Hello ?
420
00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:09,060
Yes, I know that's Darnell Turner.
421
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:12,280
No, there's no reward, Randy.
422
00:18:19,368 --> 00:18:21,780
When I got to the Crab Shack,
I knew I was doing wrong
423
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:23,450
'cause I had
that tingly feeling in my gut
424
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,863
I used to get before
breaking into a house.
425
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:26,871
Hey.
426
00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:29,450
Hey !
I put in ten bucks of Skynyrd.
427
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,100
I hope that's okay.
428
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,932
I hope you didn't put it all on D-4,
429
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:36,160
'cause it says "Free Bird," but it's
really "Let's Hear It For the Boy."
430
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,520
Will ?
431
00:18:40,685 --> 00:18:41,631
Hi, Wendy.
432
00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:43,443
I got a little puny.
433
00:18:43,685 --> 00:18:45,303
All of this...
434
00:18:45,435 --> 00:18:47,382
I didn't think
I'd ever see you again.
435
00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:48,491
What the hell happened ?
436
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,201
You just disappeared.
437
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,423
I'm sorry. I sent you a letter,
but it never got there,
438
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,380
but I thought it did,
so I thought you didn't like me,
439
00:18:55,506 --> 00:18:57,052
but then I found out
you didn't get the letter,
440
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,571
so I was getting back
in shape so I could
441
00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:00,533
come talk to you,
and then this little Mexican lady
442
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,070
told me I had to come
tell you how I felt
443
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:03,993
or I might lose you forever,
I love you.
444
00:19:04,128 --> 00:19:05,812
Oh, my God, Will...
445
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,220
why didn't you ever say so ?
446
00:19:09,378 --> 00:19:11,110
I'm so happy.
447
00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:14,460
Come on.
We need to leave these two to talk.
448
00:19:14,596 --> 00:19:15,832
I'll buy you a beer.
449
00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:18,281
You messed with my list item.
450
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,901
No. You messed with your list item.
451
00:19:21,217 --> 00:19:24,310
I just fixed it for you
before you ruined it for everybody.
452
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:26,513
I also did something
very bad to your toothbrush.
453
00:19:26,635 --> 00:19:28,461
Don't ask.
Just throw it out.
454
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,851
I can see why you do your list.
455
00:19:39,215 --> 00:19:41,313
It is a very good feeling.
456
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,573
That's when I learned
that sometimes with the list
457
00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:45,543
other people get the good feeling,
458
00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:47,910
and I just feel like
I've been punched in the gut.
459
00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:50,810
And although Catalina
probably did the right thing,
460
00:19:50,935 --> 00:19:53,293
well, it didn't mean
I was happy with her.
461
00:19:59,628 --> 00:20:01,412
It had been a long week
for everybody, and
462
00:20:01,546 --> 00:20:03,620
Darnell was happy
that the billboard was down
463
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:06,510
- and Joy had taken him back.
- We're glad you're back, Daddy.
464
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:08,223
It's good to be back.
465
00:20:11,456 --> 00:20:12,983
But he still had a secret,
466
00:20:13,107 --> 00:20:15,113
a secret he was just itching to tell.
467
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,020
Will you tell us a bedtime story ?
468
00:20:18,215 --> 00:20:21,301
Yeah. I think I have
a story I could tell you.
469
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:25,861
Once upon a time,
470
00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:28,383
there was a man named
Harry Monroe...
471
00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:33,371
Transcript : Raceman
472
00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:36,873
Synchro : Dingo
473
00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:40,373
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