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You know how those Amish people all
chip in when it's time to build a barn ?
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Well, that's what we do at the motel
with waxing Wilma's mustache.
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Thanks for doing this, guys.
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My husband says it's like
French-kissing his brother Fred.
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No problem, Wilma.
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Maybe, someday, I'll need
unwanted hair ripped off my body,
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and you'll be the one
to hold me down.
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Disturbing as it was,
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staring at Wilma's
ripped-off mustache
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helped me decide
what to do next on my list.
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Number 91 :
Made fun of Maggie Lester.
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Class, I would like you to meet
our new student, Maggie Lester.
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She's from Arizona,
and her parents are divorced.
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Let's make her feel welcome.
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Unfortunately for Maggie,
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Tom Selleck was
the biggest star on TV and
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I was the biggest jerk
in my class.
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Wow ! Look at
the mustache on this girl.
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Hey, look, everybody.
It's Maggie, P.I.
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She remained Maggie, P.I., until
she left Williamsburg Junior High
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a couple of months later
to be home-schooled.
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I never saw her again.
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There's a lot of Lesters here,
but I don't see any Maggies.
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There's a Maggie.
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That's a Maggie Larsen, Randy.
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Oh. Both names have
to be on the same line.
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I feel bad for this Maggie Lester.
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Children can be very cruel.
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In my village, they used to laugh
and call me Chupa Chups.
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That sounds cute.
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It was not cute.
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It means Lollipop.
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I had a big head
and a little body.
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I was always tipping over.
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Got it.
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Here's a Maggie Lester living
somewhere called Shady Grove.
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While I was tracking down
my old classmate Maggie,
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Joy was dealing with a situation
from her more recent past.
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Baby, I love that spray-on
stocking stuff.
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It makes your legs look hot,
and it makes me a little high.
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And that's exactly how I want the public
defender to feel when I meet him today.
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I want him to think if he gets me off,
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I'll return the favor.
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Damn it, I got Latina !
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Recently, Joy had run into
some trouble with the law.
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She was arrested for
grand theft auto and kidnapping.
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If convicted,
it would be her third strike.
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All right, now tell me if you can see
my thong when I bend over.
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What thong ?
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Perfect. Let's go.
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And here.
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Put these socks down your pants
just in case he's gay.
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Randy and I found Maggie's house,
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and it turned out Shady Grove
wasn't too far from Camden County.
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This neighborhood is nice.
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I hope Maggie remembers me.
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I'm never going to find
anyone to love me.
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What ?
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Oh, nothing.
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I was just thinking
of something else.
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Maybe this is the wrong place.
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Coming !
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No. This is the right place.
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Remember me ?
Earl Hickey.
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And my brother Randy ?
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Earl Hickey from Junior High ?
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Wow !
I didn't recognize you.
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You look different
with that mustache.
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And you...
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Look at you.
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Maggie invited us in for cookies,
and I explained all about my list.
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So how can I make it up to you ?
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We could wax your face.
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Or your car...
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we'll wax... whichever.
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'Cause it's not like
your beard isn't, uh...
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beautiful... and feminine.
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It's okay, Earl.
I used to wax.
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And shave, and pluck.
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And I even wore a ski mask
for a while, but it
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made it impossible
to go to the bank.
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Then I realized
this is just who I am.
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It's my life.
It's my job.
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Your job ?
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Turned out Maggie
was in the carnival business.
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And, as we got to know
more about her,
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we found that she was very sweet,
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a great hostess,
and had a lot of talents.
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You got a real pretty house.
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No plastic.
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The wood is actually
made of wood.
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That was originally
the kitchen door,
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but I removed it and turned it
into a table when I did my remodel.
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A door for a table. Wow.
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You can touch it
if you want to, Randy.
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It's so soft.
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I love fixing up houses.
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Not to mention it really
increases their value.
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Sounds smart.
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I mean, anything you can do
to incr... Randy.
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But I'm not done yet.
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Yes, you are.
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Well, I'm glad to know that
you're doing so good, Maggie.
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But you still got to let me
make this up to you.
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Oh, we were kids.
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You know what the worst part was ?
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You never got
to know me as a person.
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And today you did that.
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So you can cross me
off your list, Earl.
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Thanks, Maggie.
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Maggie was right.
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Not getting to know her
was my mistake.
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A mistake I was glad to fix.
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Well, she sure was nice.
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I bet we would have been friends
when we were kids if I wasn't so...
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Check it out.
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He's off to see the wizard.
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Look at that tall guy, Earl.
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He looks just like your Stretch Armstrong
doll right before I pulled him in half.
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Oh, man !
Look at her.
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Oh, my God. You know
what this place must be ?
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A cartoon ?
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No. I think it's where all the carnival
people live when they aren't working.
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It's a freak town.
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Except for that kid.
He's normal.
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Look at his hands, Earl !
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They're like a lobster's.
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But without the rubber bands to stop him
from biting us with his hands.
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This place is freaky, Randy.
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Let's get out of here.
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Wait a second.
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I'm doing it again, Randy.
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I'm making fun of people
'cause they look a little different,
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just like I did with Maggie.
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Look, karma brought us here
for a reason.
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I mean, what good is it
to cross Maggie off the list
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if I'm going to keep doing
the same thing to other people ?
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You know what, Randy ?
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I'm going to get to know
every person in this neighborhood
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for who they are on the inside.
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If you make friends with anybody,
make friends with the tall guy.
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I know where there's a Frisbee
stuck in a tree.
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When I went back and told Maggie
I wanted to get to know her neighbors,
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she thought it was a great idea and
invited everybody over for a barbecue.
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One by one,
we got to know them,
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and we learned all kinds of things,
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like the fact that William
was a hell of a cook.
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This burger is delicious.
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Thank you.
It's Black Angus.
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I don't think I can eat it now
that I know the cow's name.
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Kevin might have had
a horn on his head, but
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he didn't have a chip
on his shoulder.
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That's pretty cool.
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Can you take your head
on a plane ?
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Not since 9/11.
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We're all making sacrifices.
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Kevin also worked magic on cars.
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He had restored
more than 20 all on his own.
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And Paul knew everything
about the stock market.
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He didn't look down on us
for not understanding,
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he only looked down
on us 'cause he was so tall.
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I'm confused.
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You own $20,000
worth of Krispy Kremes,
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but you still have to pay
for doughnuts ?
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I don't get doughnuts.
I get dividends.
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Mmm ! Dividends.
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Are they, like those little
powdered munchkins ?
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No offense, William.
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No worries.
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Jean gave the most
amazing neck rubs.
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Who's next ?
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Kevin ?
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You can go.
I don't have a neck.
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Well, son of a bitch.
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I didn't even notice that.
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Guess I was too busy
looking at the horn.
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Yeah, the horn kind
of steals the show.
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And Tommy taught me
how to ride a skateboard
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without falling off
and scraping my knees.
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As we got to meet
Maggie's neighbors,
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Joy got to finally
meet her lawyer.
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Wow ! Look at you !
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Glad you're the one that's going
to be handling my briefs.
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Don't get insecure, baby.
It's all an act.
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Oh, no, no.
I'm not your attorney.
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I'll go get her.
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Her !
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Darnell, there is no way in hell.
I want a woman to represent me.
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Nobody pays attention to a woman
unless she's on their lap
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with two minutes left
in the damn song.
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That's not true.
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There are a lot of
smart women out there.
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Diane Sawyer.
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And that Chinese chick at the deli.
She always gets our order right.
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And she totally guessed
who would win at the Kentucky Derby.
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I'm Ruby Whitlow, and this is
my interpreter Doug. Hi.
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Sorry I'm late.
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It's very nice to meet you.
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Can you please tell her
that I'm gonna need another lawyer ?
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It's nothing personal. It's just
I don't want to be represented
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by somebody whose ears are only good
for holding up glasses.
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Don't tell her
that last part though.
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She can read lips.
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Oh.
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It's nothing against the deaf.
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The way my kids act up most days,
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I wish I couldn't hear.
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No, but seriously, not to be rude,
I will let you bag my groceries,
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I will let you greet me at Wal-Mart,
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I will even buy pencils
from you at the bus station
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for an unreasonable price.
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But this is my third strike, and
I really just don't feel comfortable
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putting my life in your deaf hands.
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You understand that, right ?
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She says she's the lawyer
the court appointed you and,
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if you don't like it,
you can represent yourself,
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you ignorant white trash whore.
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Well, those are tough words coming
from a woman who can't even say 'em !
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Come on, Darnell.
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Not surprisingly, carnival folk
know how to have a good time,
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so we stayed for hours.
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Ringer !
Score one for the freaks !
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Nice.
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We're going again,
right after I get another beer.
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Man, that little freak
can ringtoss.
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Randy,
don't call him a freak.
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But he called himself that.
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Yeah, but that's like black guys
calling each other...
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you know.
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Brother-man ?
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Look, just don't call
these guys freaks.
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Who wants to go to Shady Pond
and skip some rocks ?
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I do !
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I'll drive us.
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I'm in, but somebody's
got to throw my rocks for me.
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Earl, you need to turn
the car around.
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This isn't the way to Shady Pond.
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I'm taking us to ice cream first.
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My treat.
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I know the best place,
just a couple towns over.
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No, no, no, no, no, no....
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What's going on ?
Why did everybody run ?
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Shady Grove's our safe place.
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If we leave here,
people gawk at us.
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It's like we're
a traveling freak show.
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But you are
a traveling freak show.
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Look, we know we're different.
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That's why we joined the carnival.
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People coming into a tent
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and staring at us is the only way
we can make a living.
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But when we're not working,
we don't want to be freaks.
252
00:11:02,356 --> 00:11:03,990
We don't want to be in a show.
253
00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,220
That's why we all live
in Shady Grove.
254
00:11:06,348 --> 00:11:08,543
'Cause it's the only place
we feel normal.
255
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:11,980
But it was just
a trip for ice cream.
256
00:11:12,117 --> 00:11:13,061
Soft serve.
257
00:11:13,187 --> 00:11:14,833
It comes out of the machine
in a star shape,
258
00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:16,670
kind of like one of them
Play-Doh machines.
259
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,232
Except you can't play with it,
'cause it'll melt in your hands too fast.
260
00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:20,483
We're still gonna go, right ?
261
00:11:20,607 --> 00:11:23,153
I don't expect you guys
to understand.
262
00:11:23,535 --> 00:11:26,011
You don't know what it's like to have
strangers pointing and laughing at you
263
00:11:26,138 --> 00:11:27,632
because of the way that you look.
264
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:30,881
You can't understand a freak
until you've been treated like a freak.
265
00:11:31,396 --> 00:11:34,392
Something about what Maggie said
made the wierdest thing happen.
266
00:11:34,657 --> 00:11:37,671
My brain reminded me of something
I haven't thought of in years.
267
00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:47,800
Hey, Hickey, come on,
take off that shirt.
268
00:11:47,926 --> 00:11:49,013
Pool rules.
269
00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:52,063
If I want to see a Hickey in a wet T-shirt,
I'll call your mother, all right ?
270
00:11:52,556 --> 00:11:54,543
Coach Lou,
we talked about this.
271
00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:55,323
My problem ?
272
00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:57,301
Take off the shirt
or come back down the ladder.
273
00:11:57,437 --> 00:11:58,903
Let's go.
Come on, buddy.
274
00:12:28,257 --> 00:12:30,540
All the kids called me
Rasta Nipples.
275
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,110
Are they still that hairy ?
276
00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:34,552
Yeah, but the rest of my chest
has kind of caught up with them.
277
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,810
Looks like the floor
of a barber shop.
278
00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:39,070
I still don't like taking
my shirt off in public.
279
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,341
So you never jumped off
the high dive like you wanted to ?
280
00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:43,761
Nope.
281
00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:46,690
Did you ever confront the people
who hurt your feelings ?
282
00:12:46,826 --> 00:12:47,470
No, but that's...
283
00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:48,850
So what did you do ?
284
00:12:49,295 --> 00:12:50,803
You ran away and hid.
285
00:12:54,685 --> 00:12:56,900
I thought they were
calling you Pasta Nipples.
286
00:12:57,038 --> 00:12:59,761
I was wondering how they knew
what your nipples tasted like.
287
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,273
Without a public defender,
288
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,002
the only other lawyer
Joy can afford was herself.
289
00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:06,620
How's it going, lawyer lady ?
290
00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:07,352
Cruddy.
291
00:13:07,477 --> 00:13:09,563
I need the damn Dummies Guide
to the Dummies Guide.
292
00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:12,083
I swear it seems like half
this legal stuff is written in Latin.
293
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,181
Can't even understand
the dang cartoons.
294
00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:16,232
Well, this cartoon is easy.
295
00:13:16,355 --> 00:13:18,681
Obviously, the camel is suing
for intentional tort because
296
00:13:18,818 --> 00:13:19,840
the turtle had prior knowledge
297
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:22,270
that the rock would slip and
it would cause physical injury,
298
00:13:22,406 --> 00:13:24,883
as well as deny him his liberty
to cross the stream.
299
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,782
Therefore, it leaving
the turtle liable.
300
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:29,403
Wrong !
301
00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:31,931
It's a llama not a camel, stupid.
302
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:33,423
I can't believe this.
303
00:13:33,558 --> 00:13:35,801
I'm gonna have to go kiss
that deaf lady's ass.
304
00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:44,441
That's definitely
a dromedary camel.
305
00:13:46,088 --> 00:13:48,963
I was having a hard time
dealing with what Maggie had said.
306
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,243
So the next morning I went
to do something about it.
307
00:13:51,377 --> 00:13:52,710
You're a jackass.
308
00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:54,612
Excuse me ?
309
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:55,632
Earl Hickey.
310
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:57,233
Very hairy nipples.
311
00:13:58,328 --> 00:13:59,400
Look at that. Hickey.
312
00:13:59,526 --> 00:14:00,632
How are you, Hickey ?
313
00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:03,550
You know I could've jumped off
that high dive with my shirt on.
314
00:14:03,685 --> 00:14:06,561
But you made me stand up there
like a freak while everybody laughed.
315
00:14:06,817 --> 00:14:07,681
It was mean.
316
00:14:07,818 --> 00:14:10,402
Because of you, I never got
to experience the thrill
317
00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:13,740
of flying through the air into a pool
of water on a hot summer day.
318
00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:17,371
Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow !
319
00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:19,410
What, do you think I'm some kind
of meathead gym teacher
320
00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:21,371
who gets his kicks picking
on weak little kids ?
321
00:14:21,497 --> 00:14:22,691
I was under that impression, yes.
322
00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,600
Yeah ?
Did it ever occur to you
323
00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:27,001
that maybe I was making you take
your shirt off for your own good ?
324
00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:28,742
I... please let my ear go.
325
00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:30,580
Of course the kids were going
to laugh at you, Hickey.
326
00:14:30,715 --> 00:14:31,800
You have hairy nipples.
327
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,281
But so what ?
328
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:37,323
Listen, never let other people
keep you from living your life, Hickey.
329
00:14:37,445 --> 00:14:41,132
And never poke a gym teacher
in his chest in front of his class.
330
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,021
Huh ?
331
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,510
I see you peeing in there,
Inchworm.
332
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:45,383
Pinch it off.
333
00:14:45,508 --> 00:14:47,653
Coach Lou was right
to almost pull off my ear.
334
00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:48,832
I shouldn't have poked him.
335
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,090
And he was right
about my nipples, too.
336
00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:54,061
Laying there, I decided
what I needed to do next.
337
00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:57,761
So I realized I let being called
a freak ruin something fun for me.
338
00:14:57,885 --> 00:15:00,151
And I decided I'm not going
to let that happen again.
339
00:15:00,285 --> 00:15:01,660
So, first thing
tomorrow morning,
340
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,791
I'm going to go back down
to that swimming pool
341
00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:06,541
and I'm gonna jump off
that high dive shirtless and hairy.
342
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,171
And I want you to all come, too.
343
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,331
Who's with me ?
344
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,750
Come on, guys, you can do this.
345
00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:22,411
Together we'll break free from
the judging stares of the world and...
346
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,841
and live the lives we want to.
William...
347
00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:26,320
Jean...
348
00:15:26,877 --> 00:15:27,820
Tommy...
349
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:29,610
Dude, you've got a hairy chest.
350
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:32,211
I've got hands
like a frickin' lobster.
351
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:33,723
It's not the same.
352
00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:37,201
Maggie ?
353
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,063
Hello ?
354
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:52,602
Can I come inside ?
355
00:15:55,838 --> 00:15:56,613
Hey.
356
00:15:58,178 --> 00:15:59,192
Um...
357
00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:03,410
where is the man
who hears for you ?
358
00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:08,560
That's okay.
359
00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:10,663
I brought you something
you can read anyway.
360
00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,141
They didn't have any
for the hearing impaired,
361
00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:15,603
so I got you a blind people card
with all the bumps on it.
362
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,760
Listen, I can understand
why you'd be mad at me.
363
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,871
I mean, it was wrong of me to think you'd
be stupid just because you're deaf.
364
00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:26,673
But in my defense, the only other
deaf person I've known was stupid.
365
00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:29,070
Actually, I think he might've been brain
damaged and maybe he really could hear,
366
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,172
but he was missing an ear.
367
00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:32,921
Anyway, the point is
I'm sorry I was unfair.
368
00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:35,132
I mean, I know what it's like
to be prejudiced against.
369
00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:36,921
After all, my husband is black.
370
00:16:43,677 --> 00:16:45,200
Mrs. Whitlow...
371
00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:48,292
look, I can't go to jail,
please, I'm a mother.
372
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,502
And I know I might not be
the best mother there ever was,
373
00:16:50,628 --> 00:16:51,940
but I love my kids.
374
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:54,303
And if I get locked up,
who's gonna tuck them in at night
375
00:16:54,437 --> 00:16:55,973
and rub their bellies
when they have tummy aches
376
00:16:56,105 --> 00:16:58,132
and kiss their little boo-boos
till they smile ?
377
00:16:58,415 --> 00:17:02,743
And if you take my case, I promise
that I will give you the respect
378
00:17:02,877 --> 00:17:05,413
and dignity that you
so clearly deserve.
379
00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:07,992
Please help me.
380
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:11,770
Okay, Joy.
381
00:17:12,145 --> 00:17:13,563
I'll represent you.
382
00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:20,353
I'm sorry.
383
00:17:21,078 --> 00:17:24,270
It's just if you could hear
the way you sound...
384
00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:26,563
It's cool, though.
385
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,780
It's cool.
386
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:28,860
I'm fine.
387
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:30,981
The next morning,
I went down to the pool.
388
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:33,181
I was bummed no one
wanted to come with me,
389
00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:35,551
but I still wanted to prove
something to myself.
390
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:38,100
And besides,
all I needed was me,
391
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:41,011
my two hairy nipples,
and a diving board.
392
00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:01,070
But wanting to do something
and actually doing it
393
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,700
are two different things.
394
00:18:07,256 --> 00:18:08,660
What are you guys doing here ?
395
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,261
We thought about what you said,
Earl. You're right.
396
00:18:11,397 --> 00:18:14,463
We came here to live our lives
and to watch you live yours.
397
00:18:17,535 --> 00:18:20,141
I had never felt more brave
in all my life.
398
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,001
* Well, if you want
to sing out, sing out *
399
00:18:25,175 --> 00:18:27,323
* And if you want to be free *
400
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,130
And I'm pretty sure
they hadn't either.
401
00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:32,543
* 'Cause there's a
million things to be *
402
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,330
* You know that there are *
403
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,811
* And if you want to live high,
live high *
404
00:18:40,355 --> 00:18:43,541
* And if you want to live low,
live low *
405
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:49,051
* 'Cause there's a million ways to go, *
* you know that there are *
406
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:58,213
* You can do what you want *
* The opportunity's on... *
407
00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,591
And their bravery
didn't stop at the pool.
408
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,783
They set out to follow their dreams.
409
00:19:04,065 --> 00:19:06,001
Kevin got a job as a mechanic.
410
00:19:08,825 --> 00:19:10,571
Paul became a stock trader.
411
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:17,903
Jean used her natural gift of massage
to get her chiropractor's license.
412
00:19:22,665 --> 00:19:24,241
William worked as a chef.
413
00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:29,681
Maggie took her love
for fixing up houses
414
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:31,990
and became a very
successful house seller.
415
00:19:34,315 --> 00:19:35,423
And it turned out,
416
00:19:35,555 --> 00:19:38,303
all Tommy ever wanted
was to be a kid.
417
00:19:42,156 --> 00:19:45,250
That year, the traveling
carnival had its rides
418
00:19:45,538 --> 00:19:46,890
and its fun foods, but...
419
00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:49,303
because of me there was
something missing...
420
00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:50,642
the sideshow.
421
00:19:52,746 --> 00:19:54,581
And I felt good about that.
422
00:19:55,706 --> 00:19:57,883
* You know that there are... *
423
00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:03,142
Transcript: Raceman
Synchro: Dingo
424
00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:07,721
What a bunch of freaks.
425
00:20:08,086 --> 00:20:11,470
www.forom.com
http://experts.heberg-forum.net
426
00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:12,820
Hey, Earl ?
427
00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:14,491
Yeah, Randy.
428
00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:17,330
You think I could grow up beard
that is nice as Maggy's ?
429
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,651
Maybe.
430
00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:20,132
If you willing to put the time.
431
00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:22,842
I'll put the time
and I'll try really hard.
432
00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:27,131
If I do grown nice beard, you think
they'd let me been in the carnival ?
433
00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:30,732
No, they're nothing that special
about a bearded man.
434
00:20:31,277 --> 00:20:33,453
Unless you're let it
on fire or something.
435
00:20:33,988 --> 00:20:37,390
But then you have to wait for it
to grow back between shows, so...
436
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,452
it probably wouldn't
pay too much.
437
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:42,783
They probably just give you like
free snow cones and
438
00:20:42,916 --> 00:20:44,992
unlimited ****** or something.
439
00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:48,153
If I have my face on fire,
screw that.
440
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,260
Yeah, that's the right thing.
441
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:52,192
Good night, Earl.
442
00:20:52,378 --> 00:20:53,493
Good night, Randy.