1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,535 My name is Earl. 2 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,705 [ Earl Narrating ] It's nice when the old gang... 3 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:11,038 puts their differences aside and gets back together for something important... 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,044 like Earl Jr. 's birthday party. 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:16,309 I'm five. There's only four candles. 6 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,352 I know how old you are, honey. Look. 7 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:22,319 One, two, three, four, five. 8 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:24,390 Huh. 9 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,754 - Was this your card? - No. 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,493 - Was this your card? - No. 11 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:37,866 - Was this your card? - I think you told me to pick a color. 12 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,496 - Was it green? - I forget. 13 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:43,735 Man, this sucks. I thought you said when the gang was gettin' back together... 14 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,868 that meant we were gonna steal somethin'... 15 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,641 not watch a bunch of snot-nosed little kids eatin' cake. 16 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:50,773 - Man, this sucks. - [ Joy ] Sorry, Ralph. 17 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,320 - Since Dudley Do-Right here broke up the gang, this is it. - I didn't break up the gang. 18 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,048 - Yeah, you did. - We're still a gang. 19 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:59,717 You call this a gang? How many other gangs you know have a damn magician? 20 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:03,262 - We used to have fun, Earl. - We're havin' fun. This is fun. 21 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:06,765 [ Kazoo Buzzes ] 22 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:10,358 You have to admit, Earl, our gang was a lot funner before you discovered karma. 23 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,871 The craziest thing any of us has done lately is when you were in the bathroom... 24 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:15,941 and Ralph stuck that kazoo down his crack. 25 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:19,978 - [ Giggles ] - [ Buzzes Softly ] 26 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:25,510 You're it, stinky lips. [ Laughs ] 27 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,677 [ Earl Narrating ] I guess Randy was right. 28 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:32,417 Workin'a scam with a top-notch crew was a bit more thrillin' than a kazoo. 29 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,065 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 30 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,107 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 31 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,327 [ Alarm Rings ] 32 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,204 I don't like to complain about free food... 33 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,477 but this hot dog tastes like... zoo. 34 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:34,712 Well, Earl Jr. only eats long things that he can dip in ketchup... 35 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:38,450 and Winky Dinky Dogs is the only thing around since Pop's Old-Fashioned Wieners closed. 36 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,721 - Pop's Old-Fashioned Wieners didn't close. - Yes, it did. 37 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:45,320 - No, it didn't. - Yes, it did. A sinkhole swallowed up him and his cart. 38 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:48,195 A-A-And there was a solar eclipse that night. Tell him, Earl. 39 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,201 Uh, yeah. Th-That's what I heard. 40 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,703 Oh, really? I heard you and I stole it for $200... 41 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:56,571 and you spent your half at Club Chubby tryin' to get that girl to break the rules. 42 00:02:56,676 --> 00:03:00,043 Which she did! [ Laughs ] 43 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:03,011 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 44 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,778 [ Earl Narrating ] A few years ago, the Winky Dinky Dog hot dog chain... 45 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:07,853 opened a new store in Camden County. 46 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:12,015 Unfortunately, their grand opening wasn't as grand as they had hoped. 47 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:15,788 People were just creatures ofhabit, and they were just used to going to Pop's. 48 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:18,420 That's because Pop's Wieners was an institution. 49 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:22,058 Everybody loved Pop's. Almost everybody. 50 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:27,997 Later that day, Ralph and I were offered an opportunity. 51 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:31,668 All right, I won. I get a free shot. [ Belches ] 52 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,837 All right. Give it to me. 53 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:43,950 No, no, no, no. I won three in row, buddy. You can't cover. 54 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,923 - Fastball. - [ Groans ] 55 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:51,588 Yeah, money! Yeah, money! 56 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:55,725 Hey. You geniuses wanna make $200? 57 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:58,463 Yeah, buddy. The only thing is... 58 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:02,632 if it involves math or spelling or anything like that, we might need a little extra time... 59 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,302 'cause we're not really, like, the geniuses you think we are. 60 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:09,404 [ Earl Narrating ] Luckily, he didn't need geniuses to knock his competition out ofbusiness. 61 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,746 - He just needed a couple of drunk crooks. - Yeah, big daddy! 62 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,184 It may have been smarter to take the back roads... 63 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,314 but how often do you get to surf a giant wiener down Main Street? 64 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:22,292 - Life's too short. - Come on, big daddy! Whoo! Yeah! 65 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,363 Ride that wiener, big daddy! 66 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,092 - I can't believe you did that. - Yeah. 67 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:34,833 Takin' away Pop's hot dogs from Camden County is like takin' chicken wings out of Syracuse. 68 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,501 - I think it's Buffalo, buddy. - Buffalo? 69 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:41,478 - Yeah. - No, no, I think it's chicken. 70 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,947 It is. It's chicken. Spicy chicken. 71 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:47,508 Look, I've done a lot of bad things. That's why I made a list. 72 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,282 - I hope "stole Pop's hot dog cart" is on there. - He is. 73 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,553 I wrote it down in code so no one would know what I did. 74 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:57,187 Number 159- stole P.'s H.D. cart. I'm gonna do it. 75 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:02,633 [ Earl Narrating ] And just like that, I knew what I needed to do next on my list. 76 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:06,193 After we found his cart where we hid it in the woods... 77 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,638 - we headed over to Pop's to give it back. - Yes? 78 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,299 - Pops? - That's me. 79 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,777 Uh, a while ago, me and a friend, we- 80 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,644 [ Pops ] That's- That's my cart. 81 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,650 You found my cart? 82 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,721 You found my cart! [ Laughing ] 83 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,814 - You found it. - You know, I-I'm here too. 84 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:29,292 Oh, you. You found my cart. 85 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:32,728 [ Earl Narrating ] Fortunately, Pops was a very forgiving man... 86 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,164 but puttin' the cart back in its original location... 87 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,327 wasn't enough to get things started. 88 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,837 People were used to going to Winky Dinky Dogs because... 89 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,499 like I said, they're creatures ofhabit. 90 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:45,304 Luckily, every creature I know loves a two-for-one coupon. 91 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:48,539 So, I recruited Kenny, my homosexual friend at the Copy Hut... 92 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:51,344 to design some discount flyers to bring people back to Pop's. 93 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:53,351 Thanks. What do I owe you? 94 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:57,321 Oh, it's no charge. I used some paper we had leftover from a school job. 95 00:05:57,423 --> 00:06:01,416 Yeah, she lost. I guess Camden High wasn't ready for a lesbian treasurer. 96 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,427 Pop's is back! Two for one! 97 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:06,862 [ Earl Narrating ] So, I spent a day spreading the news that Pop's was back in business. 98 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,524 Who's Ellen Downs? 99 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:12,365 Just some high-school girl who came out of the closet too soon. Other side. 100 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:16,302 - Two for one. - Yep. Go get yourself a hot dog. 101 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,710 Ellen Downs for treasurer! 102 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:22,713 Other side, Randy. 103 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:27,184 [ Earl Narrating ] The flyers worked. In just a few days, Pop's was as busy as ever. 104 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:35,351 I felt good. I had righted a wrong and given a broken man back his dream. 105 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,300 Here. 106 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:50,733 - Thank you, Pops. - No. Thank you, Earl. 107 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,212 Thank you. 108 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:01,218 My cart! 109 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,914 Yeah, baby! Whoo! 110 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:14,790 Yeah, baby! Whoo! Yeah! 111 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,926 Ralph, what the hell are you doin'? 112 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:20,005 Hey, I knew you'd be mad, buddy, but I couldn't cut you in. 113 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,973 Winky Dinky only paid me 175 bucks this time... 114 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,976 and I couldn't figure out how to evenly divide that between two people. 115 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,376 - Winky Dinky Dog. Of course. - Yeah. 116 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,449 Damn it. Pops, don't worry. 117 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,075 I'll make sure the guy pays for a new cart. 118 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,185 Hey, you wanna go get a lap dance at Club Chubby? 119 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,258 I got some money. 120 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,120 I know you hired my buddy to burn down Pop's cart... 121 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:49,668 and you're gonna pay the $10,000 to replace it, or I'm goin' to the police. 122 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:53,068 When you go to the police, are you gonna tell 'em you stole his cart the first time? 123 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:56,005 No, I'm not. Actually, I'd rather the whole thing didn't come up. 124 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,770 - Then I suggest you don't go to the police. - Then give me $10,000. 125 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:02,370 - No. - Then I'm gonna go to the- Damn it! 126 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,984 [ Earl Narrating ] Since I couldn't reason with the fellow at the store... 127 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,986 I figured I'd go over his head. 128 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:12,319 After a little research, I found out that Winky Dinky Dog... 129 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,121 was owned by a giant corporation all the way in the city. 130 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,890 Look at this. Life in the city. 131 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,897 You can do anything and be anything. 132 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:23,696 You think they'd mind if I slid across the shiny floor in my socks? 133 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:27,830 I wouldn't start it, but I guess if you saw someone else doin' it, you could join in. 134 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:31,774 Hello. Uh, my name is Earl Hickey, and I'm here to speak... 135 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:34,312 with the head honcho of this company, Mr. Winky Dinky. 136 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,881 You mean Mr. Covington. And this is concerning? 137 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,974 It's very concerning. There was a fire and everything. 138 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,485 I can't let you inside without an appointment. 139 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:45,216 - How do I get an appointment? - You need to talk to someone inside. 140 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,690 - That's what I'm tryin' to do. - Then you need an appointment. 141 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:51,695 Look at all those people in suits, Earl. It's like when Ted from Bill and Ted's... 142 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,857 put on his magic sunglasses and went into the Matrix. 143 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,060 [ Earl Narrating ] That's when I realized the only way... 144 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,137 I was gonna speak to Mr. Winky Dinky... 145 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,365 was to get one of those employee ID's... 146 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,374 - and that meant becomin'an employee. - [ Beeping ] 147 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:08,504 I called human resources and found out they were in desperate need for secretaries. 148 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,515 All I needed to do was take a typin' test. 149 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,608 That's where Kenny came in. 150 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,083 [ Quietly ] Hey, I typed a real word. 151 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,283 "Flurp." That's a word, isn't it? 152 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:24,887 After we finished, Kenny and I exchanged our work before we turned it in. 153 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:32,562 Thanks to Kenny, and his impeccable "type-man-ship, "I was hired on the spot. 154 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:40,739 As for Kenny, he got a"better luck next time. " 155 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:44,407 That very next day, I started my new pretend career in business. 156 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,883 I just had to fake my way through the day... 157 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,977 and keep my eye open for Mr. Winky Dinky. 158 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,988 Here's your new work space, Hickey. 159 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:54,457 Well, thank you, sir. I'm, uh, happy to be on board. 160 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,931 I have to say, office life took a little gettin' used to. 161 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:21,684 Oh, hey, Hill-Hillary, uh, do you have a key for this top one? 162 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,758 Oh, that's how you do it. I- I didn't get the memo. 163 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,264 You bring up the middle section in Excel... 164 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,427 then you'll bring up the Word document for pages four through six. 165 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:41,529 Part will be network, so leave the Web links embedded. And put them on a disk for me. 166 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,768 - Thanks. - Will do. 167 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,367 Since I had no idea what the hell an Excel was... 168 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,108 I decided to hide out in the elevator for a while, hoping to spot Mr. Covington. 169 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:05,557 - Mr. Covington? - Mr. Covington is my father's name. 170 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,565 You can call me "sir." 171 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,862 Well, I- I know you're a very busy man... 172 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,733 uh, now that you're doing potatoes three ways and everything... 173 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:16,296 but I thought you should know that one of your franchise owners paid a criminal... 174 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,377 to burn down someone else's hot dog stand. 175 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,672 Have the police been informed? 176 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,275 Well, the, uh, witness doesn't really... 177 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:28,080 like to interact with the police because, uh, they don't like me- him. 178 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,554 But I just thought, uh, this was the type of thing you'd wanna know about. 179 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:35,821 Actually, it's something I wouldn't want to know about. 180 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:38,761 - Excuse me? - Business is tough, son. 181 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,197 You try to play by the rules, but sometimes you can't. 182 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:47,034 And when you can't, it's better if I can stand up in court and say I didn't know about it. 183 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,211 This conversation didn't happen. 184 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:57,339 - B-But it did happen. - No, it didn't. 185 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,544 But, uh, Mr. Covington. 186 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,684 - Where'd you get all that neat stuff? - Oh, I stole it from work... 187 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,457 and I'm gonna keep stealing until I get $10,000 to pay Pops back. 188 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,468 Those executives are criminals like we used to be, only worse 'cause they don't admit it. 189 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,663 It's "hypochronical." 190 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:23,071 I mean, "hypoconjugal." 191 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,075 Hypothetical? 192 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:28,305 But, Earl, I thought you stopped stealing. What about your list? 193 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,872 This is a special circumstance, Catalina. I'm stealin' for a good reason. 194 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,884 Just like, uh, Robin Hood. 195 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:37,387 Yeah, I like him. The guy with the green panty hose, right? 196 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:41,119 I like his little hummingbird girlfriend, Tinker Bell. She gets so jealous. 197 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,525 You're never gonna make $10,000 selling rubber bands... 198 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:46,496 unless you have some syringes and arm candy to go with them. 199 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,590 [ Earl Narrating ] Catalina was right. 200 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,602 It was clear that I was gonna need to steal more stuff. 201 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,638 But to do that, I needed help. 202 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:56,936 I needed to get the gang back together for one last heist. 203 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,010 Guys, I'm gonna need a favor. 204 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,579 - [ Earl Narrating ] With Randy and Catalina on board- - [ Knocking ] 205 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,240 I needed to convince the rest of the gang. 206 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,580 Joy and Darnell were easy. 207 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:10,985 Mostly because Joy hates her life, and Darnell's up for anything. 208 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,321 And Ralph- Well, say what you want about Ralph... 209 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,360 but he's a professional. 210 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,953 There's nothin' he won't do for $200. 211 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,896 Now that the gang was back together... 212 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,838 the first step of the plan was to get everyone hired. 213 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,909 That's where Kenny came in again. 214 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,804 [ Video Game Beeping ] 215 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:44,885 Look, Kenny, I'm sleepin', and the TV screen is doin' "Z" like I'm sleepin'. 216 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:59,337 [ Earl Narrating ] At the end of the day, everyone got hired. 217 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:04,808 That-That took me about 5.3 seconds right there. 218 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:08,471 Very impressive, sir. Welcome aboard. 219 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:14,042 - Whoo! Yeah. - [ Earl Narrating ] Everyone except for Kenny. 220 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,249 This appears to be just a list of all the swear words you know. 221 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,257 I have a lot of anger. 222 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:25,858 [ Earl Narrating ] The next day, the gang was geared up and back in the scam business. 223 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:30,095 And although we were doin' somethin' bad, I knew it was for good. 224 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,170 Like Robin Hood and his gang... 225 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,934 but with us, only the women wore stockings. 226 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,772 Randy even brought four beers because it makes him a better liar. 227 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,679 And now that everyone was in place... 228 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:47,377 the plan was to try not to get fired before 5:00. 229 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,056 [ Indistinct ] 230 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,923 Then, at closing time, we'd all hide and wait for everyone to leave. 231 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,901 That way, we'd have the place to ourselves... 232 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:07,302 and we'd be free to steal as many things as we could carry without gettin' detected. 233 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,593 [ Imitates Pigeon Cooing ] 234 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:36,365 Okay, good job, everybody. Let's take what we can and do it fast. We don't have much time. 235 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:40,996 Earl, forget about stealing all that chintzy crap, baby, I just found the mother lode. 236 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:47,107 Wait, that's what you want us to steal? A copy machine? 237 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,578 - Yeah, buddy. - It must weigh a ton, Ralph. 238 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:53,482 No way. I am not gonna bust my ass to steal this big-ass copy machine. 239 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:57,885 Look, it's gonna be worth it. I got a guy in Koreatown wants to rig it to counterfeit money. 240 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,517 He said he's gonna pay us ten grand in 20-dollar bills for it. 241 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,858 Ra- I don't know Ralph. Let's just stick to our plan. 242 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,762 Yeah. I found a box of pencils. 243 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,027 They look like pens, but they're pencils. 244 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,536 See? Looks like a pen. It's a pencil. 245 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,802 [ Ralph ] You're all thinkin' small time on me here, man. 246 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,810 Look, it's got wheels. It's just, you know, one, two, three, puppy dog. 247 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:23,814 - Ralph, may- Let's just try- - Look, there ain't no time to think about this, buddy. 248 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,350 This is what I do for a living, all right? 249 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:30,218 I got this worked out on a level that you wouldn't even begin to understand, baby. 250 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,313 This whole thing's a chess game. 251 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:36,554 And this here Xerox machine's the pope, all right? Now, come on. Let's push it. 252 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,857 - Come on. Come on. - Come on. 253 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,867 [ Grunting ] 254 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,369 - Oh. - [ All Grunting ] 255 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,066 [ Ralph ] Yeah, there we go. 256 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,200 [ Grunting Continues ] 257 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,939 - Oop, over to the right. - To the right. Push. 258 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,184 See, I knew this wasn't gonna work. 259 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:03,220 Let's just push it up on its end and shove it through. 260 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,382 - Are you nuts? - Look, we're wastin' time. Let's just do it. 261 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,983 All right. Come on. Come on. Lift it up. Lift it up. 262 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:12,359 [ All Grunting ] 263 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,063 Yeah! Yeah! 264 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,371 [ Earl ] Wait. Hold on. I think it's stuck. 265 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:23,635 - [ Earl ] The thing is jammed in the doorway, Ralph. - [ Ralph ] Look, look- 266 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,604 [ Joy ] Ralph, I'm gonna kick your little bony ass. 267 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,510 [ Earl Narrating ] After a long night of struggling to unsuccessfully free ourselves... 268 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,590 we were finally rescued the next morning. 269 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,019 What the hell is going on? 270 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,295 Fred. 271 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,695 Uh, you're never gonna believe this... 272 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,098 but when I got here this morning, uh... 273 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:54,195 that copier was already wedged in the doorway, so I called these people to help me with it. 274 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:58,402 How'd you get in the room in the first place if the door was already blocked off? 275 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:02,947 Well, actually, that happened while we were sleepin'. 276 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:07,610 Yeah, asleep. And that bottle of pee-pee on the table was already there too. 277 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,489 - [ Earl Narrating ] Ralph never was very good under pressure- - Get him! 278 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,459 but he did know when to make an exit. 279 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,137 [ Police Shouting, Indistinct ] 280 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,277 [ Grunts ] 281 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,111 [ Earl Narrating ] After making our not-so-clean getaway... 282 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,520 we headed to the Crab Shack to calm our nerves and blow off some steam. 283 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,524 Ralph is not a good criminal. 284 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,685 Julio Enrique Gonzalez de Marco la Bamboza... 285 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,196 also known as la Puma del Diablo- now that was a good criminal. 286 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,392 He once stole all the hats from my village. 287 00:18:56,502 --> 00:19:00,233 Forced us to buy them back at ridiculous prices. 288 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,534 We should have just stuck with the original plan. 289 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:06,008 I mean, look at how many pencil pens I got. 290 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,841 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Ralph. 291 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,610 I wanna apologize for running out like that and screwin' up the plan. 292 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,652 It was very unprofessional of me. 293 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,687 Well, we all ran eventually, Ralph. 294 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,951 Yeah, but I was paid to do the job, and so, here's the thing. 295 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:24,222 Ifigured out a way to get Pop's cart back. All right, here's the plan. 296 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:28,322 What if I cut off my pinky toe, put it in that there cooler... 297 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,334 stick it in a Winky Dinky Dog, and sue 'em for $10,000? 298 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,872 Ralph, I appreciate your offer, but you're not cuttin' off your pinky toe. 299 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:38,636 - We can find another way to do it. - Yeah. 300 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,409 Well, here's the thing, Earl. 301 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,643 - What, your pinky toe's already in there, isn't it? - Yeah, it's in there. 302 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:52,847 Look, Earl, it looks like a little peanut. A little peanut with a toenail. 303 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,324 [ Earl Narrating ] Later that day, thanks to Ralph's professionalism... 304 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,398 plan "B" was in full swing. 305 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:07,104 - [ Screaming ] - Turns out, Joy didn't let Darnell and the kids... 306 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,698 in on the plan for fear that their reactions wouldn't look authentic. 307 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:20,813 Lucky for us, the going rate for a pinky toe in a hot dog was $ 10,000... 308 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:24,116 which was the same amount Pops needed for a brand-new cart. 309 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:28,057 And to Joy's credit, she never thought to keep the money for herself. 310 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,355 She was just happy the gang was back together... 311 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,862 and that Pop's was back in business. 312 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,490 Made me feel good to cross this one off my list. 313 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,126 But it was especially nice, because it gave the old gang... 314 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,137 a place to hang out together again. 315 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,415 - [ Ralph ] Yeah! - Woo! 316 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,577 Yeah. Just like prison. 317 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,587 [ Muffled ] Hey, you want a bite? 318 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,852 You're it, stinky lips! [ Laughs ] 319 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,927 Ew! 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net