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Afraid you'll fall in love?
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Something like that.
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Well, I can see you have good taste.
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This is the one.
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1962 Coupe de Ville.
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Does everything but make breaktast.
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What are you in now?
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I had a Dodge.
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Those are wonderful
if you want to get somewhere.
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This is for when you've already arrived.
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Is that right?
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Of course, someone like you,
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you don't need to see
yourself in a Cadillac.
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You're walking about in one every day.
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How'd you like your car to look like that?
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Look at you.
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I bet you'd be as
comfortable in one of these
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as you would in your own skin.
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Wayne Kirkby. Do you have a card?
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Sterling Cooper.
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Did Roger Sterling send you?
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Yes.
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Let me go and get the keys, Mr. Draper.
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Don't you want to hold onto these?
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I don't know. The '49 rattled.
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This is the 1950 model.
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It's quite different under the hood.
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Don't talk to me.
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Talk to him. It's his money.
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I'm just here to make sure
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you don't shake his hand
and take his fingers.
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Charlie, this car is two years old
with only 25,000 miles on it.
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It's what you want.
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This must be Mrs. Wheatley.
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No.
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Why don't you sit in it again?
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You two talk.
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May I help you, ma'am?
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Are you Donald Draper?
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Yes, I am.
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If it's about my circular,
many of the models are gone,
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but I'm sure we can find you something.
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I'm not here to buy a car.
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You're a hard man to find.
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Excuse me?
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You're not Don Draper.
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Mr. Draper?
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Everything okay?
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Yes.
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Let me take you for a ride.
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No.
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Thank you.
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I don't hear that a lot.
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Well.
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Have a good day.
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Good afternoon, Miss Siegal.
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Mr. Sterling.
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Is your boss in?
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No, but he will be.
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Where'd you get that sweater?
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I want to make sure
my daughter never buys it.
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Klein's.
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I doubt your daughter shops there.
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Union Square, right?
Is that where you live?
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I've told you, all you have to do
is look at my file.
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That's cheating.
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How was your lunch, Mr. Draper?
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Good.
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Mr. Sterling's here to see you.
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Get Mr. Phillips.
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Mr. Draper, Mrs. Barrett called again.
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Did she leave a message?
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No.
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Shall I tell Mr. Phillips you returned?
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Yes.
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I'll bet she suffers in silence out there,
hoping you'll notice her.
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I don't think she cries at night
from lack of attention.
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Wait till she finds out about your Cadillac.
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She'll be waiting naked
right in front of this window.
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Now you're thinking about her.
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Didn't you go see Wayne?
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I'm going to eliminate
your objections right away.
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First of all, you can afford it.
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Do you know how invigorating it is
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to go in and write a check for $6,500
and not care?
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Secondly,
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not to get too deep
before the cocktail hour,
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but do I need to remind you
of the finite nature of life?
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Mr. Phillips.
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Send him in.
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Like the song says, enjoy yourself.
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It's later than you think.
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Martinson Coffee.
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Martinson's.
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They changed it.
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Change it back.
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Jim Van Dyke told the people at Grey
they're under review.
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So Grey must be scrambling.
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It's hard for them to do a lot of new work.
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They just redesigned labels,
displays, and dropped the S,
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but they have some kids
working on print and TV.
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Are they better than our kids?
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We'll find out.
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Well, you're welcome.
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I spent Saturday birding with that man,
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and by birding I mean sitting on a stump
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with a pair of binoculars, whispering.
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Did you see anything unusual?
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A refrigerator floating in a pond.
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Mr. Smith and Mr. Smith are here.
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Just a minute.
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Did you let them stay up late?
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- I'd love to hear this.
- I don't know.
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If I fill you full of any more
confidence, you'll burst.
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You don't dance,
or you don't dance with me?
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Leave her alone. Let's go.
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Heard you're gonna knock 'em dead.
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Look, Don, it's pretty clear
why we're here.
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You want to know
how our generation feels.
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Okay.
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So, I get this letter
from my friend back in Michigan.
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He's still in school, man,
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and it's got this, I don't know,
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60-page rant in it.
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So dig it.
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"We would replace power
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"rooted in possession,
privilege, or circumstance
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"by power and uniqueness
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"rooted in love, reflectiveness,
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reason, and creativity. "
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That's a beautiful sentiment.
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Does your friend know
what you do for a living?
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Yeah, there was a shitty note with it,
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but this whole concept is deep.
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"Students for a Democratic Society. "
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That's a hell of a focus group.
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It's how our generation feels.
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It is what it is.
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It's idealistic.
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That's nice.
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Your generation wants to talk
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about that newly designed can
and the premium beans,
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but we don't want to be told
what we should do
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or how we should act.
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We just want to be.
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You just want to be
selling Martinson's Coffee?
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Just listen to this.
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So, the thought is,
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every maternity ward will get a visit
from a registered nurse
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with a doll and a crate of Pampers,
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and she will extol their virtues,
which are many.
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What did Draper say?
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He liked it,
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but he said the same thing
he keeps saying.
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I can't get them to lower the price.
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Do you know the years of R&D
P&G put into this?
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Besides, they're worth it.
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No boiling, no diaper service,
no plastic pants.
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And the greatest benefit of all,
you can throw them away.
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10 cents a piece,
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you kind of think you should reuse them.
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Mr. Draper went over these ideas
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and had thoughts he would
like you all to discuss.
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Well, it's 5:00. Are we going out?
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I don't know, sweetheart.
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Maybe.
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I'll take those papers.
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Good night, Miss Olson.
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Jane, would you mind
helping us clean this up?
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I'm meeting with Cooper tomorrow.
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He said he wants to see me and only me.
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Isn't that from West Side Story?
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You know he's going
to ask you about the picture.
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What picture?
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Some new painting.
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He calls people in to see what they think.
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No, I think we're going to discuss
expanding the television department.
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I heard it cost $10,000.
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How does everybody know about this?
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Are you making it up?
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Last year, Harry went up to the roof
looking for cosmonauts.
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Has anyone seen it?
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Dale.
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It's abstract expressionist.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Thank you all for ruining this.
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You're the one who walked
to the opposite end of the office
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to tell us you had a meeting.
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Well, if you're lucky,
you'll have a meeting.
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And I'm not going to tell you anything
about the damn picture.
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Why don't you just go look at it?
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I'm sorry, Jane,
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but you just don't walk
into his office like that.
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But he's gone for the day.
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That doesn't matter.
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Miss Blankenship won't mind.
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I'm going to go up and see it.
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I'll go anywhere you go.
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Well, she's gone.
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What are you doing?
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It's open.
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Are you suicidal? Let's go.
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I can't believe you all.
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Take off your shoes.
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I feel like we're skinny dipping.
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Call me from jail.
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You're gonna keep a lookout?
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Just don't touch anything.
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It's a Rothko.
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Why the hell didn't Dale say that?
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$10,000.
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So it's smudgy squares?
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That's interesting.
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Two possibilities...
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either Cooper loves it,
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and you have to love it,
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like in an
"Emperor's New Clothes" situation,
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or he thinks it's a joke
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and you'll look like a fool
if you pretend to dig it.
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People like him pretend
they understand this.
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Maybe he has a brochure in here,
something that explains it.
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I don't think it's supposed to be explained.
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I'm an artist, okay?
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It must mean something.
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Maybe it doesn't.
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Maybe you're just supposed
to experience it.
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Because when you look at it,
you do feel something, right?
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It's like looking into something very deep.
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You could fall in.
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That's true.
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Did someone tell you that?
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How could someone tell you that?
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This is pointless. Let's go.
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I'm ready.
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Harry actually took the stairs.
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We could have stolen it, couldn't we?
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Who are you?
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I was thinking I could write
a great short story about this...
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you know, "The Day We Looked
at the Painting. "
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I'm a writer.
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I thought you were an accountant.
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Accounts.
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I've been published.
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The Atlantic Monthly, Parabolas.
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That's right.
The story about the maple tree.
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It was beautiful and sad.
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Really? You read it?
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Everybody read it.
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People were jealous.
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Where are you headed?
Are you hungry?
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No. Good night.
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So you're still working here.
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You missed something,
my yellow-bellied friend.
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Jane Siegal is a genuine thrill.
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Breaking and entering.
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I don't care about Jane.
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Tell me about Coop's painting.
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What about Mr. Cooper's painting?
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Enjoy that.
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Can I get another coffee here, please?
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I'll tell you what I heard.
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You, Mr. Cosgrove, and Jane
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were in Mr. Cooper's office
looking at his painting.
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Anything you'd like to correct?
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Mind your own business.
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I had nothing to do with it.
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Thank you.
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Nothing happened.
269
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,612
Look, if Kurt says we don't need artwork,
we don't need artwork.
270
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,018
Is that what Kurt said?
271
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,316
Is that what you said?
272
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,654
Don has his signature.
273
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,954
It's nice down here.
274
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:23,994
Hey.
275
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,393
Kenneth.
276
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,728
3:00, and he doesn't talk in the meeting.
277
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,968
How about last night?
278
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,597
Quite an adventure.
279
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:40,805
Listen, I was thinking about
what you said about my story,
280
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,381
about it being sad and beautiful?
281
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,348
You're not like everyone else around here.
282
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:50,388
I don't know if that's true.
283
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,285
Okay. Here goes.
284
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,658
Would you mind taking a look at this?
285
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,789
Are you kidding?
286
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,801
I don't want you to pull any punches.
287
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,029
Unless you hate it,
288
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,367
in which case, don't tell me.
289
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,770
I'm kind of fragile.
290
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,576
I'd be honored.
291
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,372
Well, great, then.
292
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,243
Take your time.
293
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,373
Ken.
294
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,076
Yeah.
295
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,086
You know, I can probably
read it by Sunday,
296
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,621
and you can come over for dinner,
297
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,054
you know, with Kitty and I.
298
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:28,923
I know you need a home-cooked meal.
299
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,359
You have plans?
300
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,555
No.
301
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,189
Are you sure it's okay?
302
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,291
You want me to give this back?
303
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:45,441
Young people do not drink coffee,
304
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,341
and that can become a lifetime habit.
305
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,539
Now, we're aware
306
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,617
that unsuccessful attempts
have been made...
307
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,345
puppets and so forth...
308
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,047
to capture the attention of youth.
309
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,351
That's why we're here.
310
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,086
There's an old saying.
311
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,890
When one is in Indian country,
312
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:08,364
one needs a man who knows Indians.
313
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,456
Mr. Smith?
314
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,361
So.
315
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,441
Where do we start?
316
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,566
Joe Martinson.
317
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:18,870
Old cup of Joe.
318
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,172
They named it after him, right?
319
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,307
That's just ancient history now.
320
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,646
There have been a million ways
that the folks on this avenue
321
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,913
have tried to tell our
generation what to do.
322
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,387
Except we don't want to be told what to do.
323
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,457
That's over.
324
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,459
We want to find things for ourselves.
325
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,464
We want to feel.
326
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,265
Okay.
327
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,963
Martinson's is a great coffee.
328
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,268
It's delicious, and it's hot,
and it's brown.
329
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,741
That's all you need to say.
330
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,540
We don't need more than that.
331
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,170
Peggy. Sweetheart?
332
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,540
I don't know if I understand this.
333
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:29,746
It's a jingle, right?
334
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,011
It's a song, and it's a mood,
335
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,346
and it's a feeling.
336
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,683
It's definitely more than a jingle.
337
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,188
What do you think?
338
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,650
It stays with you.
339
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,123
What are the pictures that go with this?
340
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,199
If you sign, we'll tell you.
341
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,446
So Media Purchases.
342
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:07,007
Starting in March,
I'm looking at column 5,
343
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,713
under Regional Affiliates.
344
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,056
Mr. Crane, focus, please.
345
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:20,222
We didn't make you head of television
just to shorten your attention span.
346
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,424
I'm sorry, sir.
347
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:24,434
I was admiring your painting.
348
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,768
The eye is drawn to it.
349
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,075
It's very modern.
350
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,407
Mark Rothko. I've read about him.
351
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,980
And?
352
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,110
What do you think about it?
353
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,721
Nobody has ever asked me that.
354
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:50,619
Probably because it's
none of their business.
355
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:52,819
Right.
356
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,225
How does it strike you?
357
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,205
Sir, I know nothing about art.
358
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,708
Mr. Crane, you're here because of numbers.
359
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,903
Stick to that.
360
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:10,175
Don't concern yourself with aesthetics.
361
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,807
You'll get a headache.
362
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,385
Of course.
363
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,723
People buy things
to realize their aspirations.
364
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,457
It's the foundation of our business.
365
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,627
But between you and me
and the lamppost,
366
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:35,298
that thing should double
in value by next Christmas.
367
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,007
Where were we?
368
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,173
Column 5 here...
Regional Newspaper Affiliates.
369
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,515
Your hair is turning green.
370
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,283
You have to wear the bathing cap.
371
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,052
It squeezes my head.
372
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,865
Don't leave your wet suit on the floor.
373
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,299
Draper residence.
374
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,598
Is this the belle of
the Hudson River Valley?
375
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,969
Who is this?
376
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,008
It's Jimmy Barrett, sweetheart.
377
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:13,975
Mr. Barrett.
378
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,647
Are you looking for Don?
379
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,341
Because he's at the office.
380
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,677
I know exactly what I'm doing.
381
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:27,623
ABC picked up Grin and Barrett,
my TV show, 39 episodes.
382
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,184
That's wonderful. Congratulations.
383
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,161
We're having a shindig at the Stork Club.
384
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,459
Donnie didn't get back to me,
385
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,158
so I figured if you're
anything like my wife,
386
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,496
you book the dance card.
387
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,765
Monday night,
so the celebrities can come.
388
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,430
That sounds like fun,
389
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,032
but celebrities make me shy.
390
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,576
Keep playing that, gorgeous.
391
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,202
It works wonders.
392
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,645
I'll talk to Don about it.
393
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,445
Don't you want to go?
394
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:56,043
You can't leave me alone
with those people.
395
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,384
Ride the horse in, like Lady Godiva.
396
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,357
I think I should hang up now.
397
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:03,689
Betty,
398
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:07,424
it would mean a lot to me
if you were there.
399
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:11,468
We will try. Have a nice day, Jimmy.
400
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:18,641
Mr. Phillips.
401
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,712
Right now there's a little boy
402
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,339
running over here from Martinson Coffee
403
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,008
with a check in his hand.
404
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,384
It's done. Congratulations.
405
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,715
Thanks.
406
00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,417
You want me to send
for something for you?
407
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,085
No, but don't let me
dampen your spirits.
408
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:38,890
Unfurl the sails, please.
409
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,531
That was good advance work.
410
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,900
That's my job.
411
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,030
Maybe we'll get a shot at LifeSavers.
412
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,302
Mr. Cooper wants to speak with you.
413
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,208
We'll be right there.
414
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,285
He just asked for you, Mr. Draper.
415
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,456
Thanks again.
416
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,535
Congratulations, Don.
417
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,112
Sit with us.
418
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,549
Thank you.
419
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,413
But I didn't do it alone.
420
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,679
Fascinating.
421
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:38,881
Jim Van Dyke of Martinson Coffee
was thoroughly impressed.
422
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,457
He's inviting you to join the board
423
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,891
of the Museum of Early American Folk Arts.
424
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,484
That's nice.
425
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:45,722
What is it?
426
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,298
Doesn't exist yet.
427
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,027
But I've seen the opening exhibit.
428
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,194
Whirligigs.
429
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:54,329
Do they need a campaign?
430
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:57,931
No. Philanthropy is the gateway to power.
431
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,477
If you say so.
432
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,173
We need you to continue
your excellence in advertising,
433
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,943
but also to start treating this
like part of a bigger business,
434
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,450
which it is.
435
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,351
I will.
436
00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:13,015
Do you understand what this means?
437
00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:19,353
You're going to be wearing
your tuxedo a lot more.
438
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:24,262
It's time for the horse to catch the carrot.
439
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,371
Roger, would you mind?
440
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:45,849
Would you agree that I know
a little bit about you?
441
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,190
A little.
442
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:55,426
There are few people who get to decide
what will happen in our world.
443
00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,093
You have been invited to join them.
444
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:05,268
Pull back the curtain
and take your seat.
445
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:15,776
You're back.
446
00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:17,878
I had a feeling.
447
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,150
You want to take it for a drive?
448
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,652
Wayne, I would like to buy this car.
449
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,865
Jane, would you come with me, please?
450
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,903
Is something wrong?
451
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:34,301
Just tell me.
452
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,397
You want to have this conversation here?
453
00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:37,600
Fine.
454
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:41,975
You broke into Mr. Cooper's office
with some executives after hours.
455
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,446
That's not true.
456
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:47,985
I'm not in the habit
of making empty accusations.
457
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:52,390
They made me. I had no choice.
458
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,755
Please. They'll do anything you say.
459
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,259
You work for Mr. Draper.
460
00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,426
What's wrong with you?
461
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,465
With me?
462
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:02,897
Yes.
463
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,834
Are you the only one who's allowed
to have fun around here?
464
00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:07,063
What?
465
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,800
Please. I don't need a mother.
466
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:12,103
I'm 20 years old.
467
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,440
Collect your things.
468
00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:15,740
What?
469
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,111
Get your things.
470
00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:20,116
You can't be serious.
471
00:25:20,218 --> 00:25:23,381
You want to have this conversation again
in front of Mr. Draper?
472
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:26,457
I'm going to the break room
to find your replacement.
473
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:29,925
See that you are gone
by the time I return.
474
00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:40,866
Don!
475
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:43,801
You like it?
476
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,002
I don't know what to say.
477
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:47,908
It's gorgeous.
478
00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:53,015
Slide over.
479
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,686
It's like the cockpit of a jet.
480
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,087
What's this for?
481
00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:08,825
That is a headlight sensor.
482
00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:12,665
It automatically dims the lights
as you approach another car.
483
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,033
And these seats.
484
00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,701
It was expensive.
485
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,505
- Do you love it?
- I do.
486
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,547
Well, you deserve it. You work so hard.
487
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,947
I can't wait to pull up
to the Stork Club in this.
488
00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:28,953
Any time you want.
489
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,350
Monday night?
490
00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:37,227
Jimmy Barrett's throwing
a party for his TV show.
491
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,990
He called for you.
492
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,325
He called here?
493
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,366
He should have gone
through my secretary.
494
00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:46,701
I think he likes talking to me.
495
00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:53,210
The kids won't be home for an hour.
496
00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:55,541
Want to take her around the block?
497
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,610
Not in here.
498
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:22,840
Mr. Sterling?
499
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:26,677
I'm sorry. Ginger stepped away.
500
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:29,973
Well. Hello there.
501
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:34,609
I just wanted to say good-bye
and thank you for being so kind to me.
502
00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:36,118
Good-bye?
503
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,987
I've been fired.
504
00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,958
Draper's a tough desk, honey.
505
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:45,825
Actually, it was Miss Holloway.
506
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,928
I can see someone wanting
to reprimand you seriously.
507
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:54,597
But firing? It's a little permanent.
508
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,668
Do you want a drink?
509
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,801
Not like you work here anymore.
510
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,250
Would you like
to tell me what happened?
511
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,648
You don't need to bother with this.
512
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:08,844
I want to.
513
00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:13,216
I'm just trying to do my job.
514
00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:16,259
Miss Holloway is...
515
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,262
Well, she's going through a rough time.
516
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,558
She's engaged, you know.
517
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,256
Tell you what.
518
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,199
You go home...
519
00:28:25,303 --> 00:28:26,531
Where do you live?
520
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:28,936
In the Village.
521
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,371
Jane Street.
522
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:31,908
Jane on Jane Street.
523
00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:33,739
That's a pretty picture.
524
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:39,082
Listen, you go home
to your little apartment on Jane Street.
525
00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:41,345
By the time you come back here
on Monday morning,
526
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,683
this will all be taken care of.
527
00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,690
Are you sure?
528
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:48,258
No more tears.
529
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,722
I don't know what to say.
530
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,526
Thank you, Mr. Sterling.
Thank you so much.
531
00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:55,599
Roger.
532
00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,552
That's my favorite tie.
533
00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:18,019
He's late. I was expecting that.
534
00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:19,385
He is a bachelor.
535
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:30,290
You could smell heaven in the street.
536
00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,869
I'd like to take credit,
but it's all the maestro.
537
00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:34,632
These are beautiful.
538
00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:36,434
Don't forget to put
an aspirin in the bottom.
539
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,441
Keeps 'em fresh.
540
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:40,704
I know that. I told you that.
541
00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,404
Can I offer you a drink?
542
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,505
Beer if you have it.
543
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,346
But wine with the spaghetti. Okay?
544
00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:51,512
Your place is... really wild.
545
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,784
Once we decided not
to look for a bigger place,
546
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,484
we just let ourselves go.
547
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,456
How did you two meet?
548
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:00,929
It's a boring story.
549
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,158
No, it's not.
550
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:05,361
I grew up a block away from him
in Baltimore.
551
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,735
I guess I just always had
a crush on an older man.
552
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,974
As soon as I moved my mother up here,
Kitty came along.
553
00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:14,977
Come, come. Taste this sauce.
554
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,249
Now, tell me what you think,
and be honest.
555
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:21,978
I'm fragile.
556
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:26,520
It's really good.
557
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,750
It's better than a restaurant.
558
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,129
I don't want this hanging in the air.
559
00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:37,292
- What are you talking about?
- My story.
560
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:39,694
I don't want to sit here
the whole meal worrying
561
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:43,137
and then find out you didn't read it
or that you did and you didn't like it.
562
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,572
Are you kidding? I loved it.
563
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,610
- Loved what?
- His story.
564
00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:50,147
Yes. He wouldn't stop talking about it,
but he won't let me read it.
565
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:51,840
I didn't know how you felt.
566
00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:54,612
I wonder if one day
they'll rent this apartment
567
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:57,153
by bragging about the fact
that you ate here once.
568
00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:59,723
I'm going to be eating here all the time.
569
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:04,617
To "The Gold Violin,"
by Kenneth Cosgrove.
570
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:13,794
You really liked it?
571
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,465
I did. It was lovely.
572
00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,634
I saw one at the Met.
573
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:24,278
It's perfect in every way,
except it couldn't make music.
574
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,747
Oh, my.
575
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,011
Well, shall we?
576
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:47,500
Is Bobby in the car again?
577
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,505
No. He's running around.
578
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,977
So I don't understand.
579
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:59,243
You'd rather play checkers
than my "look at the clouds" game.
580
00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,318
I'd rather play with Silly Putty.
581
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,580
I don't want it jammed between my seats.
582
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,923
You know what, Sally?
Go play with Bobby.
583
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,459
We should do this more often.
584
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:15,361
We should only do this.
585
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,662
I have to go pee-pee.
586
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,104
Go behind a tree there.
No one's looking.
587
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,746
I want to tinkle outside.
588
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:31,610
I don't know.
589
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:33,013
It's different for boys.
590
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:36,348
I think everybody should go
before we get in the car.
591
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,443
Do you have to go?
592
00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:38,522
No.
593
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:42,057
You kids are lucky.
594
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,025
When I was a little boy,
595
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,562
back on the farm,
596
00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:49,633
we had an outhouse
way out in the yard.
597
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,929
And on nights
when there was no moon,
598
00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:53,025
there was this rope,
599
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:56,595
and you had to feel for it in the dark
and pull yourself across.
600
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,404
I'm glad we didn't live in the olden days.
601
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,539
Are we rich?
602
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:11,017
It's not polite to talk about money.
603
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:14,489
I did it!
604
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:17,653
We should probably get going
if we don't want to hit traffic.
605
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,287
Sally, pack up the checkers.
606
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:36,711
Check their hands.
607
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:42,083
Okay.
608
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,954
You get the last of it.
609
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,395
Should I get another?
610
00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,193
You can have mine.
611
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:32,064
Harry tell you anything about his meeting?
612
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,569
Harry's meeting with who?
613
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,138
Mr. Cooper.
614
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,797
He says he knows the answer now.
615
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,535
Well? What was it?
616
00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:40,508
He says I wouldn't understand.
617
00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:45,145
Where do you live, Ken?
618
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,580
Murray Hill.
619
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:49,551
I can walk to the office, but I don't.
620
00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:52,851
I wonder if you're gonna get a call.
621
00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:55,391
I'm pretty sure he's going
through the whole roster.
622
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:58,462
Although, Cosgrove
comes before Crane, right?
623
00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:02,226
My cousin has an advertising agency
in Montreal.
624
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,994
He's not interested in that.
625
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:07,230
How the heck did you
end up in accounts?
626
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:11,069
Me and a bunch of my college buddies
heard there was dough.
627
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,938
I was the only one who got a job.
628
00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,841
What about writing?
629
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,436
That's just for fun.
630
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,510
It's your hobby.
631
00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:30,325
I should go.
632
00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:32,396
You can't.
633
00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:51,908
Don't you want coffee?
634
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:56,077
Would it be rude to say that I have
a long ride back to Manhattan?
635
00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:58,678
I can wrap up a piece of pie for you.
636
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,917
- It's pine nuts and pineapple.
- If I eat any more,
637
00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:03,857
I'll burst.
638
00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:05,758
You two have been wonderful.
639
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,425
Thanks for reading the story.
640
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:13,226
You can let her read it.
641
00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:14,998
I can't wait.
642
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,045
I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.
643
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,258
Do you want to have some pie?
644
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,194
No. I'm not hungry.
645
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,663
I'm just going to clean up.
646
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:44,792
Do you even care that I want dessert?
647
00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:47,837
Of course I do. I'll go get it.
648
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,429
I'll get it.
649
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,633
What's the matter, Kitty?
650
00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:53,073
I don't work where you do.
651
00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:54,906
I've met these people once.
652
00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:57,480
How am I supposed to talk about them?
653
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,447
Come on, Kitty.
654
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:03,583
Do you even see me here?
655
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,417
Well, of course I do.
656
00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,388
Well, you wouldn't know it, Salvatore.
657
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:10,621
I'm sorry.
658
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,026
We were just talking about work.
659
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,167
You're right.
660
00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:18,860
It was rude.
661
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:22,428
I tried to include myself.
662
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:25,873
A lot of people find me
very interesting, you know?
663
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,773
I am so sorry, Kitty.
664
00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:41,924
It's okay.
665
00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:46,590
I'll get you some pie.
666
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,392
You put your feet up.
667
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,023
I'll take care of the kitchen.
668
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:52,362
Okay.
669
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,438
I have tickets for the Mets tonight.
670
00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:30,871
Great seats for probably a terrible game.
671
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,067
I'll be by at 5.
672
00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:34,144
No, you won't,
and please don't lurk near my desk.
673
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,576
I'm being watched.
674
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,704
Okay.
675
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:40,113
Well, have a good day.
676
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:45,580
Good morning.
677
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,318
Morning.
678
00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:50,394
I was going to call Kitty today,
679
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,155
but I don't know what
it's like with Italian people
680
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:53,525
if you call someone's wife.
681
00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:54,928
It's okay.
682
00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,829
Give her a call. She'd like that.
683
00:38:56,934 --> 00:39:00,335
Well, I just wanted to thank her...
both of you, really.
684
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:01,462
Every once in a while,
685
00:39:01,572 --> 00:39:03,335
you wish you weren't
a bachelor, you know?
686
00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:07,100
And your home is kind of
what I have in mind,
687
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:08,803
the way you two are.
688
00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:12,007
Well, we really enjoyed having you.
689
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,672
What on God's green earth
are you doing here?
690
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,449
Did Mr. Sterling speak with you?
691
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:52,783
No.
692
00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:57,490
What could he possibly have to do with this?
693
00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:01,997
I'll do whatever you want,
but he said that you do this a lot.
694
00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:03,964
Do what?
695
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,059
Lose your temper.
696
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:08,934
That you're impetuous
and it's not serious.
697
00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:17,712
And what were you doing
talking to Mr. Sterling?
698
00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:20,113
I ran into him on my way out.
699
00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:22,117
Did you?
700
00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:26,822
Is there a problem?
701
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:29,017
No.
702
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,720
There's no problem at all.
703
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:33,592
It's very clear.
704
00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:05,922
Everyone looks so glamorous.
705
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:09,363
Believe me,
they're saying that about you.
706
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,128
It's my earrings.
707
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,999
Do you remember? Bermuda?
708
00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:15,366
I do.
709
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,668
Here he is.
710
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:19,140
Don Draper.
711
00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:21,108
I heard you had something
to do with this.
712
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,679
Very little.
713
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,407
Betty, this is Andrew Colhold with ABC.
714
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:25,743
A pleasure to meet you.
715
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,942
And you.
716
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,417
Isn't this a pleasant surprise?
717
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,852
Hello, Mrs. Draper.
You look stunning.
718
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,048
Don.
719
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,715
Hello, Mrs. Barrett.
720
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:39,194
Don, did Andrew tell you my idea
for working a few items into the show?
721
00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:40,854
Not yet.
722
00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:42,364
Why don't I get us some drinks?
723
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,024
That's okay. Let me get them.
724
00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:45,260
I'll do it.
725
00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:48,736
No, it sounds like you three
have business to discuss.
726
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:53,142
For example,
a woman's parking her car,
727
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:56,042
and then Jimmy runs out and says
she's run over his Rolex watch,
728
00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:58,706
so then we show the watch.
729
00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:01,649
Of course Jimmy will need
a Rolex, I suppose.
730
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:05,848
I don't care, as long
as we bury Candid Camera.
731
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:16,466
If you're trying to blend
into the wall, you can't.
732
00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:19,560
Hello, Jimmy.
733
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,035
Hello, gorgeous.
734
00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:22,867
What are you doing
standing here all alone?
735
00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:24,702
They're talking business.
736
00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:25,900
I fled.
737
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,641
I'd better not.
738
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,149
I've had too much already.
739
00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:36,185
I insist.
740
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:40,655
The drunker you are,
the funnier I become.
741
00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,682
ABC did research.
742
00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:48,221
Come on.
Let's keep each other company.
743
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,797
I wish I was a mosquito right now.
744
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:58,772
I would never leave you alone.
745
00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:00,810
Come to think of it,
I never do, do I?
746
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,276
No, you don't.
747
00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:04,176
I'd want you on my arm.
748
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:11,248
Look at us, over here at the kids' table.
749
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:12,754
What do you mean?
750
00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:14,881
Them. Your husband.
751
00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:21,023
I've been standing behind guys
like that my whole life.
752
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:22,530
I was lucky I was funny.
753
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:26,000
If I wasn't funny,
I would never have gotten to meet you.
754
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,934
- That's not true.
- It is.
755
00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:30,666
It's hard to believe
there's anything better than you.
756
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:33,402
Hard to believe he could do
any better than you.
757
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:34,909
Please stop.
758
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,209
What do you think happened
between the two of them?
759
00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:42,678
Excuse me?
760
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,186
Oh, come on. Look at them.
761
00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:55,293
I don't like what you're saying.
762
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,367
All I know is I know her,
and you know him,
763
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,663
and there they are,
and they don't care where we are.
764
00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:00,702
Stop it.
765
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,704
- Hold on.
- Let me go.
766
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,070
I don't like it any more than you do.
767
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:11,038
You people are ugly and crude.
768
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,807
What people? You mean comedians?
769
00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:22,625
...a very unusual emergency.
770
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:24,717
You know what must really annoy him?
771
00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:27,296
All the interruptions
when we're not at home...
772
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,958
signing for deliveries,
answering the phone,
773
00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,694
turning on the oven.
774
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:34,828
You know I never ask him
to do that sort of thing
775
00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:37,202
unless it's impossible
for me to be here.
776
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:39,376
How about that Thanksgiving
777
00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:41,376
when your car broke down
and Daddy had to leave his office
778
00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:42,911
every 15 minutes to baste?
779
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:48,843
Your father never complains or anything.
780
00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:51,045
Well, no. Daddy wouldn't.
781
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,484
I guess he wouldn't.
782
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,394
Leaving so soon?
783
00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:01,759
We didn't get to talk.
784
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,560
Betty's not feeling well.
785
00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:04,998
Too bad.
786
00:45:05,102 --> 00:45:06,626
Here, let me get that.
787
00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:08,329
It's the least I can do.
788
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:15,845
Thanks to you,
I got everything I wanted.
789
00:45:17,147 --> 00:45:18,978
I don't know if that's possible, Jimmy.
790
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:20,482
I got my relationship with Utz,
791
00:45:20,584 --> 00:45:23,678
my show, my money, 39 on the air.
792
00:45:23,787 --> 00:45:25,948
I'm gonna be an institution.
793
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,149
I'll tell everyone I know.
794
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:30,522
You know what I like about you?
Nothing.
795
00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:32,356
But it's okay.
796
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,294
You got me everything I wanted.
797
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:35,865
What did you get?
798
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:37,524
Bobbie?
799
00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:39,431
Lots of people have had that.
800
00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:41,299
Excuse me?
801
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,805
Please. I laugh at you.
802
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:46,967
I go home at night, and I laugh at you.
803
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:50,046
I don't know what you think happened.
804
00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:54,875
You. You want to step out, fine.
805
00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:56,577
Go to a whore.
806
00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:59,087
You don't screw another man's wife.
807
00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:00,747
You're garbage.
808
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:03,525
And you know it.
809
00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:07,519
Well.
810
00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:09,098
Good night, you two.
811
00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:11,292
It's been a gas.
812
00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:47,427
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