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Sit up straight.
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Heels down. Lighten your hands.
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Good girl.
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There we go.
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Now, if you can step over here.
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You're a big one.
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Thank you, Lilly.
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Have a seat.
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So, Mr. Draper,
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you haven't had a physical
in quite some time.
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I eat a lot of apples.
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What is it with you boys?
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Why does it take an insurance physical
to get you in here?
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What's the number?
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Because that will
mean something to you?
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It's 160 over 100,
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which is high for boys our age.
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Tell me about your parents.
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Living or deceased?
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Dead. Both.
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Ages?
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My dad was 41, 42.
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He died in an accident,
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and my mother died in childbirth.
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She was 22, I think.
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How many drinks do you have a day?
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Wine, cocktails, beer.
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Everything depends on the day.
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Days of plenty being?
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Three.
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You're a high-powered businessman
with a high-tension job.
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I'm trying to help you here.
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Five.
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And two packs a day,
but you're cutting down.
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Yes.
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All right.
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Any changes in the last year?
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What do you mean?
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In your health.
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How do you feel when
you wake up in the morning?
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How do you feel?
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You live too hard,
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and not just at the office.
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It'll hit you all at once.
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Nope. No, I've been... I've been good.
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All right, I'm going to write you
some reserpine to bring that down
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and some phenobarbital to help you relax.
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You're 36 years old.
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You need to take this seriously.
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Buy a boat.
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Breathe in.
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So I wait for Becky to go play,
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and I look in her pencil case.
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There's almost 20 dimes.
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She stopped eating lunch.
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I hate the dishonesty.
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You should be glad
she watches what she eats.
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That's the truth. She is slimming down.
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Good morning, ladies.
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You want to get off right here?
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You can go right to your car.
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No.
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He's a prisoner of war.
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Because he can't ride.
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A man that age doesn't
suddenly take this up.
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He's 25.
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Did he tell you that?
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I think so.
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He talks to me. He's engaged.
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There's no point in being aloof.
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I wouldn't know what to talk about.
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Aren't you funny? Are you scandalized?
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No.
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Well, if you must know,
we talk about you
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and how Gertie has a crush on you.
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She's a sadist.
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I'll see you Saturday.
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Don't you hate getting manure in that?
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Little children. What's the difference?
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Look, miss,
just tell me where you want it.
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I could take out the lockers
and use that wall.
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The break room?
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Don't take away the break room.
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I'm not taking away anything.
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Believe me, this machine
is a gift to you girls.
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Happy Valentine's, girls.
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How are you going to wear
that around your neck?
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It's much bigger than they said it was.
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I think it needs an office.
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Come on.
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We're already doubling up.
Don't do that.
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My roommate works at Ernst and Ernst.
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She did her birthday party
invitations on this.
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On colored paper.
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I told you, miss,
I'll try as many places as you want.
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Maybe we should leave it
here for the time being.
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I don't care. I'm doing this.
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If you think that if you start eating,
we're all going to join you, you're wrong.
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Look, Don's not one
to stand on ceremony.
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He's not going to care.
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I made it. I knew Draper would be late.
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I have some crackers in my desk.
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So, burning the midnight oil.
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S'all right.
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Hope the words are good
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'cause he ain't got any artwork.
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You didn't have time to give it to Art?
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You want to start living here?
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I'm supposed to be at The Pen and Pencil
by 12:30 every day.
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I was promised.
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Look, Freddie, the eating is the thing.
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I'm sure you can have a drink.
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It's an unspoken agreement.
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I got you, Freddie.
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Are these all the glasses, Peggy?
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I don't know.
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We have artwork.
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Peggy, go see if we can expect Don today.
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That's a good idea.
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Draper's not going to yell at her.
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You want to be alone with that?
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I'm telling you, Draper knocked her up.
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She goes away for a couple of months,
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drops about 9 pounds, 8 ounces,
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comes back with a job.
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Don's been screwing me
for the last three years.
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I've got nothing.
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What's everybody laughing at?
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The great debate wages on
about Peggy Olson's charmed career.
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Fat farm.
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I thought we had verification.
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Do you have any idea when
you'll be expecting Mr. Draper?
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I was expecting him
at the beginning of work today,
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but then he called and said he'd be late.
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He said he was going to the movies.
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Pinocchio.
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Thank you.
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Are you insinuating something?
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I wasn't doing anything, I don't think.
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Well, I believe that.
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I want you to imagine,
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when you talk about Mr. Draper,
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that he's standing right behind you.
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And think about that
whenever you speak of him.
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Are you going to tell on me?
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I didn't know. What did I do?
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Do you know where Mr. Draper is?
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No, I don't.
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I think he was joking.
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Lois, do you know where Mr. Draper is?
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He's out.
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Thank you, Lois.
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How is it?
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He wrote some of it here.
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Some of it on 23rd Street,
some place they tore down.
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Makes you feel better
about sitting in a bar at lunch.
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Makes you feel like you're
getting something done.
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Yeah. It's all about getting things done.
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Is it good?
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I don't think you'd like it.
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You wanted to see me?
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I wanted to see that Valentine heart.
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On my way out. Anything else?
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I'm taking Mona to Lutèce.
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Let me hear what the living are up to.
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You love her.
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What happened to the Jewish doctor?
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He's not Jewish.
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Not anymore, but he was. Trust me.
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Is he still a doctor?
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You sound like a little girl.
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What do you care?
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I wish you every happiness.
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I'm well aware this is vicarious.
I already said that.
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I already know what day
he's going to ask me.
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Does he know that?
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Because I have a feeling
there's a penalty for passing that date.
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He knows.
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Mr. Phillips here to see you.
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Send him in.
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Joan.
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Did you girls get my candy?
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Yes. It was appreciated
and yet unappreciated.
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Anything else?
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No, thank you. That'll be all.
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Got a second?
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Nothing good ever started
with that sentence.
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It's not that. It's Martinson's Coffee.
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I'm excited about the possibility
of that happening,
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and, as you recall,
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Martinson's Coffee has a unique problem.
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Good. We like that.
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Well, that's just it.
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No one under 25 drinks coffee anymore.
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Just Pepsi.
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They pour it on their Frosted Flakes.
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For those who think young.
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Which is why I was
disappointed to see Don
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put Fred Rumsen on this.
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So Freddie doesn't drink coffee.
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He doesn't wear a bra, either.
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He managed to do a good job on Playtex.
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It's frustrating not to have
young people around here.
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We're a young country.
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The president has a baby.
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Have you been out there?
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It's rotten with kids.
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And the cologne they wear.
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Real kids. 25. Even less.
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Maybe one of those teams.
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The writer and the artist together.
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Clients keep bringing it up.
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Talk to Don about it.
Just for Martinson's Coffee alone.
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Can't you talk to Don about it?
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I thought this was the way
things were done here.
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Didn't you tell me you were a bridge
between Accounts and Don?
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Doesn't sound like me.
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Look, Don has talent.
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You know how to deal
with that, don't you?
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Just assume that he knows
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as much about business as you do,
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but inside there's a child
who likes getting his way.
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He's not my first creative director.
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This is about a sales reality
and not personal territory.
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It's what the clients are asking for,
and we need to have it.
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What's the best way to make it happen?
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Mr. Draper.
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Any calls?
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Yes, and there was your 12:00
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in the conference room.
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Of course.
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Well, girls can say whatever they want.
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They want the chocolates.
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Right, Peggy?
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Of course they do.
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I don't do anything.
Keeps them off balance.
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Hey, chief.
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Sorry we're late.
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I think the little ones need to eat.
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What do we have? Dale, wake up.
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I could just go.
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Or Kinsey.
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You want to go first?
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Peggy.
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I just wrote copy for Dale.
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Well, this is kind of the gist,
because I was...
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Well, we were...
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It just kept changing course.
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"Mohawk Airlines.
There's a new chief in the sky. "
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And I thought, following that,
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"Most routes to Boston.
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Circle the wagons,
we've got it surrounded. "
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And there'd be wagons
around a dot that says "Boston. "
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I can almost picture it. Sal.
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This is the first time
I'm hearing it, too.
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So it's about an airline
that's flown by Indians?
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Maybe a plane with some arrows
stuck in the cargo door?
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That's funny.
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That's what gets people's
attention now, right?
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There has to be advertising
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for people who don't
have a sense of humor.
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I understand, Don.
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What else you got?
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Several more Indian puns.
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Stop writing for other writers.
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Luxury, service.
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A lot of people are afraid of turbulence,
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so it's dead calm.
269
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,797
Look how level those drinks are.
270
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,696
"Wherever Mohawk takes us. "
271
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,291
Or, "You'll love getting there. "
272
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,597
What's outside that window?
273
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,763
- Fluffy clouds.
- Research.
274
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,501
I get on a plane,
I don't care where I'm going.
275
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:06,100
I just want to see the city
disappearing behind me.
276
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,045
So we could take the clouds
out of there and put in the city.
277
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,445
The Chrysler Building.
278
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,518
That Indian...
279
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:19,356
It's not about the majestic beauty
of the Mohawk Nation.
280
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,753
It's about adventure.
281
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,766
Could be a pirate.
282
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,335
Could be a knight in shining armor.
283
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:34,668
Could be a conquistador
getting off of a boat.
284
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,038
It's about a fantastical people
285
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,840
who are taking you someplace
where you've never been.
286
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,653
We could dress the stew
as Pocahontas.
287
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,158
With the cheekbones.
288
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,888
How's his wife going to feel about that?
289
00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:00,022
Air travel's too expensive
to waste on your wife.
290
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,827
You want to get
on a plane to feel alive.
291
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,131
You want to get on a plane
to see just the hint of a woman's thigh
292
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,570
because her skirt
is just this much too short.
293
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,073
Friday?
294
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,303
Tomorrow.
295
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,145
What does that mean?
296
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,150
It means you want to go somewhere,
go up her skirt.
297
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,379
That's the impression I got.
298
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,186
Carla, Bobby's turning blue out there.
299
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,020
Did somebody get a lot of valentines?
300
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:35,225
They made everybody
give one to everybody else.
301
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,097
That defeats the purpose.
302
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,499
They had a party.
303
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,936
I see. Fruit punch?
304
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,564
I'm making this for Daddy.
305
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,835
It's beautiful.
306
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,934
I'll see that he gets it.
307
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,036
Mommy, can I do it?
308
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,580
Okay.
309
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,552
I want to go riding with you.
310
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,679
- You can't.
- Well, why?
311
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,849
Well, for one thing, it's too dangerous.
312
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,449
No, it's not.
313
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:05,291
Do you remember what happened
to the little girl in Gone With the Wind?
314
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,627
You are taking a bath tonight.
315
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,874
They say once you start drinking alone,
you're an alcoholic.
316
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,948
I'm really trying to avoid that.
317
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,948
So I guess I'm helping both of us.
318
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,712
Cooper wants younger people.
319
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,946
For what purpose?
320
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,453
Martinson's Coffee.
321
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,024
Last time Freddie Rumsen
had a cup of coffee,
322
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,219
it was one of five being poured
down his throat by a cop.
323
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:41,559
Well, young campaigns don't necessarily
come from young people.
324
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,793
The clients like it.
325
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:46,701
The clients like the thrill of young talent.
326
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,500
So what am I supposed to do?
327
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:49,767
Dangle a Pepsi out the window
328
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,706
and see if I can hook a stroller?
329
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,675
I have some candidates.
330
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,277
This smells like Accounts to me.
331
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,350
I had Paul Kinsey make up a list.
332
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,714
He had no idea he was signing
his own death warrant.
333
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,285
You want younger people than that?
334
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,619
What do you want me to say?
335
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:10,388
Tell Duck clients don't understand.
336
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:15,559
Their success is related to standing out,
not fitting in.
337
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,760
It's a fad.
338
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,167
Paint him a picture.
339
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:23,731
Something like one wants to be
the needle in the haystack,
340
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,639
not a haystack.
341
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:28,542
Donald, isn't it possible
that the recently weaned
342
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,343
have some unique perspective?
343
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,441
Joy, enthusiasm.
344
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,043
You're talking as if they're
some fresh version of us.
345
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,850
They're not.
346
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:42,757
Young people don't know anything,
especially that they're young.
347
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:48,959
Well, let me set this
in a more appealing context for you.
348
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,002
Prove him wrong.
349
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,342
Happy Valentine's Day.
350
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,852
I love this place.
351
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,116
I know.
352
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,316
So what are we doing?
353
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:24,259
Don't worry, we will be out of here
before the singer starts.
354
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,365
Juanita?
355
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,627
Betsy Hofstadt.
356
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,067
Look at you.
357
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,297
This is so nice.
358
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,635
Don, believe it or not, you two have met.
359
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,003
I don't think we have, Bets.
360
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,303
- Don Draper.
- Hello.
361
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,468
A pleasure to meet you.
362
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,602
A pleasure.
363
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,907
Juanita was one of my roommates
when I lived on the West Side.
364
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,448
We were models together.
365
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,074
In that horrible apartment.
366
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,345
Do you live in the city?
367
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:48,817
Well, I do.
368
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,115
Curtis is from Detroit.
369
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,053
Automobiles.
370
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,715
How are you?
371
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,225
I work as a decorator.
372
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:57,488
How exciting.
373
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,894
I have a little girl and boy.
374
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,932
Of course you do.
375
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,162
It looks like everything's going well.
376
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,828
My God, that stone.
377
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,907
That was a gift.
378
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,998
Give me your phone number.
379
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,940
Tell me how I can reach you.
380
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,173
Does anyone have a business card?
381
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,974
I do.
382
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,417
I would love a nice long lunch.
383
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,496
So nice to see you.
384
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,005
That is not who I thought
she would end up with.
385
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,904
I don't think it's permanent.
386
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,936
Can you imagine still dating at our age?
387
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,174
She's a party girl, Bets.
388
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,182
Really?
389
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,879
Really.
390
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,048
And how do you know that?
391
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,552
Well?
392
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,892
How stupid do you think I am?
393
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,693
Juanita Carson.
394
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,273
Should I get another one here?
395
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,845
What are we doing?
396
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:25,110
How does room service sound?
397
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,985
I came prepared.
398
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:13,728
I suppose people get lonely.
399
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,891
And it's Valentine's Day.
400
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,868
Be mine for $100.
401
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,961
How much is it, do you think?
402
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:27,736
I told her I wanted to have
hundreds of babies with you.
403
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,028
Wow.
404
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:54,666
Hello, lovely.
405
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,400
Hello.
406
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,878
Happy Valentine's.
407
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:06,473
That's so sweet.
408
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:07,950
I got your little note.
409
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,578
Well, Hildy did.
410
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:15,888
You have to be careful
about just putting things in my bag.
411
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:18,189
Come on, open them. I want one.
412
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:19,957
Okay.
413
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,100
The round ones are coconut.
414
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,507
Should've got the kind
where they put that chart in the box.
415
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:36,046
I spoke with Jennifer Crane.
416
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,013
She's expecting.
417
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,276
That's impossible.
418
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:40,544
Harry didn't tell me anything.
419
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,813
That's because he doesn't know.
420
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:46,379
She's going to surprise him tonight.
421
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,461
I just got so distracted.
422
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,120
Dinner's not for an hour.
423
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,865
Tweety.
424
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,831
There's no reason that's bad for us.
425
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,734
I saw this dumpy woman
on Second Avenue
426
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,436
by the Hungarian market.
427
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,446
And she had her daughter
pushing a stroller
428
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,209
with a little boy in it.
429
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,975
And she was round.
430
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:16,417
She was expecting another.
431
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:20,457
She was just buying fruit
like it was any other day.
432
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,356
The daughter was pregnant.
433
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,224
No.
434
00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:25,762
The mother.
435
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,659
It's this big club they're all in together.
436
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,999
Even her.
437
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:37,063
Well, rest assured.
438
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,666
She doesn't have what you have.
439
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:41,211
Jennifer Crane does.
440
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,048
Do you really believe that?
441
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,350
I guess not.
442
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:24,620
Hold on.
443
00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:27,390
What's wrong?
444
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:37,359
Don, it's okay.
445
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:39,300
We've got all night.
446
00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:07,723
I wish you would just
tell me what to do.
447
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:24,504
We drank too much, you know.
448
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,516
I don't even know where I am.
449
00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:32,353
You should eat something.
450
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,226
Hello. Yes.
451
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:46,304
This is Mr. Draper in room 804.
452
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:53,340
Yes. Can you send up some vichyssoise
and a BLT on white toast?
453
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,037
No. Shrimp cocktail.
454
00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:56,738
Two of them. Scratch that.
455
00:26:56,848 --> 00:26:58,475
Two shrimp cocktails, please.
456
00:26:58,583 --> 00:26:59,982
Wait a minute.
457
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,653
Hello.
458
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:08,089
Yeah. Do you have anything special?
459
00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:09,490
Anything out of season?
460
00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:12,786
This piano was designed
461
00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:14,421
by Franklin Roosevelt...
462
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:17,629
Oh, leave that.
463
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:19,961
How about this?
464
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,665
I want a half avocado filled with crabmeat
465
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:25,504
and a rare petite filet.
466
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:26,668
Two place settings.
467
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,746
And if it's an American company
468
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,247
that you can help, I like to do that.
469
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:34,375
If it's not, just as long as it's the best.
470
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,386
I rather love this hall.
471
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,388
It has all the colors one thinks of
472
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,287
when one thinks of the White House...
473
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,952
red and white and blue and gold.
474
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:45,928
It's through this door that
all the heads of state come.
475
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:48,158
And this is where
the president meets them.
476
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:51,030
And here is where
the Marine band plays.
477
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,195
They have "Ruffles and Flourishes,"
478
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:54,794
then "Hail to the Chief. "
479
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:57,033
And then there's a receiving line,
480
00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:58,973
and then everyone goes in to dinner here
481
00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,305
in the State Dining Room.
482
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,470
Where's her husband?
483
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:04,139
...though the table now is not
set up for that many.
484
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:06,046
Are there many state dinners?
485
00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,311
Yes, there are.
486
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:10,911
There were almost
two a month last year.
487
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,013
This room's interesting
488
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,718
because it has the most
architecturally unity
489
00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:17,192
of any room in the White House.
490
00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:19,092
It's really all 1902
491
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:22,758
when Theodore Roosevelt
took the great restoration
492
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,495
with McKim, Mead and White.
493
00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:29,061
Which of these pieces
have historical associations?
494
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:30,368
There are quite a few.
495
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:31,635
You have to see this.
496
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,005
...Dolly Madison's sofa.
497
00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,305
That's Nelly Custis' sofa.
498
00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:35,811
No, I don't.
499
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,074
She was Washington's granddaughter.
500
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,911
I feel so strongly
501
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:42,043
that the White House
should have as fine a collection.
502
00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:44,485
It's so important, the setting in which
503
00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:47,114
the presidency is
presented to the world.
504
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,556
What do you think it is?
505
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,423
I don't know,
506
00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,257
but I'm going to find out.
507
00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:54,831
And now a word from our sponsor.
508
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:01,235
Their armoire?
509
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:03,569
I've seen them in Connecticut,
but they're copies.
510
00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,074
You know, Jackie has a real one.
511
00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:06,507
In the White House?
512
00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:07,873
I think so.
513
00:29:07,979 --> 00:29:09,241
She seemed nervous.
514
00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:11,315
Even when she saw Jack at the end.
515
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,043
It was like they were playing house.
516
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:16,144
That's chocolate ice cream.
517
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,744
Or blood.
518
00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:19,687
I couldn't throw it away.
519
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,122
It's French.
520
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:24,588
We'll call it chocolate ice cream,
and I'll work on it.
521
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,956
Well, I'm sorry we missed it.
522
00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:31,262
No time for television.
523
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:32,802
Stop rubbing it in.
524
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,462
Really. A room at the Savoy?
525
00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:35,869
That takes thought.
526
00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:38,442
Your night sounded very romantic.
527
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:42,604
I would describe it
as delightfully disappointing.
528
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:44,341
There was a time when he overdid it,
529
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,644
but I'll take dull and know where I stand.
530
00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:48,184
I agree.
531
00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:51,513
What?
532
00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:59,090
I ran into this old friend.
533
00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,687
Juanita Carson.
534
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,096
We were models together.
535
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,292
Roommates.
536
00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:05,460
She was in the lounge of the Savoy.
537
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,764
She didn't look cheap.
538
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:08,964
Except for this 2-carat stone.
539
00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:11,041
But she wasn't with a date.
540
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,269
She was with a companion.
541
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,277
I don't understand.
542
00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:18,076
Don agreed with me.
543
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:19,810
He was an old man.
544
00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:23,080
She's a call girl.
545
00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,485
Really?
546
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:27,448
Butterfield 8?
547
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:28,617
I wonder what that's like.
548
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:30,921
I don't know.
549
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:32,997
New York... Manhattan... is expensive.
550
00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:34,758
We forget that.
551
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:38,063
I used to look at people
in restaurants with envy.
552
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:39,932
Don gave me a fur coat.
553
00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,802
If prostitution is Don
showing up with a fur coat,
554
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,169
sign me up.
555
00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:45,833
I don't think it's like that.
556
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:49,175
I just keep picturing
Juanita at 22 years old.
557
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,271
We shared a room.
558
00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:53,748
Talked in the dark...
559
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,752
I know we wanted the same things.
560
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,722
When I was 22,
whenever I was really low on money,
561
00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:03,089
I would call my father and let him know
that I was going to Havana.
562
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:08,325
And he would, without fail,
send $25 in cash in the mail.
563
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,359
He wanted you to have a good time.
564
00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:13,733
No. He's a degenerate gambler.
565
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,829
And it would always come
with a list of instructions
566
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:16,998
of how to bet it.
567
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:18,268
You're kidding me.
568
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,106
No. And he never won
because I never went.
569
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,339
That's criminal.
570
00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:35,050
What's wrong with
the conference room?
571
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,592
Why don't we go to my office?
572
00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:37,820
Plenty of room.
573
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:39,191
Braggart.
574
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,788
Nope. We're sitting here.
575
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,891
I'm trying to figure something out.
576
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:47,870
So, Pops, we should celebrate
your soon-to-be-fat wife.
577
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,306
Aren't you happy?
578
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,876
Sure. I mean, it's going
to be a lot of headaches.
579
00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,535
Things are going to change.
But come on.
580
00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:02,680
He's really meeting with them.
581
00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:04,652
Why are they doing this?
582
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:08,385
I guess you haven't been privy
to some of Duck's scoutmaster talks
583
00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:09,755
about how we need younger creative.
584
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:12,352
Who said that? Did he say that?
585
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:14,795
- A few times.
- Wonderful.
586
00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:16,799
Look, we're in the same boat.
587
00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:18,869
I'm sure he'll turn his sights on us.
588
00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:20,733
No one's been promoted
in Accounts since he came in.
589
00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:22,396
I can't believe Donald
would listen to Duck.
590
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:23,997
Well, maybe Duck made him.
591
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,803
Nobody makes Draper do anything.
592
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:29,141
Let me tell you, Don Draper
has a rope coiled under his desk,
593
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:31,238
and it's looped around Duck's neck.
594
00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,817
And Duck's going to run around
and run around,
595
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:35,613
and then one day...
596
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,454
There's a meeting?
Nobody told me there was a meeting.
597
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:43,083
Can we change venues?
598
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:52,361
So, I have a lot of thoughts.
599
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,062
How old are you?
600
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:55,662
25.
601
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:57,707
24. But that rèsumè,
602
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,242
that's really just two years.
603
00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:01,244
18 months, without a doubt.
604
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:02,404
Right.
605
00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:03,810
You're experienced, I gather.
606
00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:05,439
Are you married?
607
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:08,018
That's why we're on the purpose.
608
00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:09,245
He's right.
609
00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:10,685
We haven't settled down yet.
610
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:16,451
So, again, you both
did everything together,
611
00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:18,051
and yet you get paid more.
612
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,096
Well, I have a writing background.
613
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:22,428
Short fiction. And I'm a citizen.
614
00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:25,297
But you contribute words.
615
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,167
Only when it's a distance.
616
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:34,701
I'm going to ask you a question
617
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:37,906
that was always asked of me
when I was on job interviews.
618
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,678
That is divine, man.
619
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,253
Have you ever been fired?
620
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,848
I believe you that other people
have them in the hallways.
621
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,825
I just don't know if that's right for us.
622
00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:52,555
I mean, this is
an environment for clients.
623
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:55,154
We don't want to appear
to be bursting at the seams.
624
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:58,360
Lois, may I speak with you?
625
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,135
Theresa said there was
an incident yesterday.
626
00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:07,643
You were crying in the break room,
627
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:09,042
which I have specifically forbidden.
628
00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:10,512
I'm sorry, but Peggy...
629
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:11,741
Miss Olson.
630
00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:14,676
She yelled at me.
631
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:17,277
Why would she do that?
632
00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,784
I'm good at my job.
633
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,519
The next time
that you come to complain...
634
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,595
I wasn't complaining.
You wanted to talk to me.
635
00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:26,856
This is why I don't allow
crying in the break room.
636
00:34:26,964 --> 00:34:28,192
It erodes morale.
637
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,164
There's a place to do that,
like your apartment.
638
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:32,293
It came over me.
639
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,997
And I would correct your attitude
towards Miss Olson.
640
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,198
It's unbecoming.
641
00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:37,433
Yes, Joan.
642
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,371
Do we like this in the hallway?
643
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:44,409
I think it looks good now,
644
00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:46,415
but I think it will become messy.
645
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:48,951
I agree.
646
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,325
Looks good.
647
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,225
By the way, it has Julian Koenig's
fingerprints all over it.
648
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:00,854
His Master's Voice.
649
00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:02,592
Also not mine.
650
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,167
Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Smith.
651
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:05,530
Smitty. Kurt.
652
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:08,400
We have the same last name.
We don't want people to mix us up.
653
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,701
It must happen all the time.
You two share an office?
654
00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:12,332
Works best that way.
655
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,808
Look at this.
656
00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:16,141
Gentlemen, your reputations
precede you.
657
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,408
Duck Phillips,
head of Account Services.
658
00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:20,040
I get a distinct impression.
659
00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:21,277
Pardon?
660
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:24,252
We'd rather people
not know we were here.
661
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,414
If it gets out we're meeting...
662
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,822
- Of course not.
- Yes, right.
663
00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:30,120
Bye.
664
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:33,660
- I'll let him know she called.
- Okay.
665
00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:36,556
I like the direction you're taking.
666
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:37,759
Good.
667
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,736
Now that I've given you your babies
and your Xerox machine,
668
00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:42,499
should I throw in
a couple of elephants?
669
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,199
I don't want there to be any excuse
670
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,707
when you can't bring in
Martinson's Coffee.
671
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,040
Don't get worked up.
672
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,137
You know, there are other ways
to think of things
673
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:52,239
than the way you think of them.
674
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:00,816
The testimonials.
675
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,825
I was thinking we could
get younger girls.
676
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,121
Sixth graders.
677
00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:05,490
It would mean different publications.
678
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,063
Do they need Clearasil that early?
679
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,598
- Doesn't matter.
- Doesn't.
680
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:10,599
I guess we could try that.
681
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,934
Two more from DDB.
682
00:36:14,038 --> 00:36:15,266
Even younger.
683
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:18,274
Just assume that everyone on the list
you handed Roger is coming in.
684
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:19,434
You're an idiot.
685
00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:21,512
I don't understand that. I'm only 22.
686
00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:23,409
You don't count.
687
00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,072
We've got to get him out of here.
688
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,275
Come on, Daddy.
689
00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:28,818
How often do you get to celebrate
getting some girl pregnant?
690
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,512
Campbell, you're buying.
691
00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:32,452
We still have to show
Mohawk to Mr. Draper.
692
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:33,717
Dale's not here.
693
00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:35,223
Mr. Draper doesn't care.
694
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:43,500
Kids. What's the big deal?
695
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,125
Do you want to have kids?
696
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,830
Eventually.
697
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,373
Exactly.
698
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:03,645
Mr. Romano, Miss Olson.
699
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,520
Send them in.
700
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:10,223
Where are we?
701
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:12,125
You tell us.
702
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,499
"Where are you going?"
703
00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:20,468
Are you going to underline the "you"?
704
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,334
For half the people, it will be,
705
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,305
"Where are you going?"
706
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:27,275
I also had "Come away with us. "
707
00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:30,407
Where the hell's Dale?
708
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,240
He's sick.
709
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:37,014
I don't know. Sure.
710
00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:38,315
Fine.
711
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,253
It's exactly what we talked about.
712
00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:41,916
It's obvious.
713
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,923
I'm uninvolved.
714
00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,435
Move this up.
715
00:37:58,376 --> 00:37:59,934
What about that?
716
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:04,075
I think it's sentimental.
717
00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:05,546
Peggy.
718
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,175
No, she's right.
719
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:12,655
Just because it has sentiment
doesn't make it sentimental.
720
00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:14,418
We're talking about businessmen.
721
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:17,961
Right. Businessmen
who like short skirts.
722
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,359
Sex sells.
723
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,799
Says who?
724
00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:30,631
Just so you know,
725
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:35,974
the people who talk that way
think that monkeys can do this.
726
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,072
And they take all this monkey crap
and just stick it in a briefcase,
727
00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,549
completely unaware that their success
728
00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,314
depends on something
more than their shoe shine.
729
00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,333
You are the product.
730
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:59,597
You feeling something.
731
00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:01,331
That's what sells.
732
00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:03,737
Not them.
733
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,968
Not sex.
734
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,175
They can't do what we do.
735
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,251
And they hate us for it.
736
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,254
"Welcome back, Daddy"?
737
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,625
Is that a question?
738
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,202
"What did you bring me, Daddy?"
739
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:44,681
You can put that in your book.
740
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,899
What is going on?
741
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,325
He's going to take it to Leon in Actuarial?
742
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,527
His stomach's so fat,
it's now resting on his desk.
743
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:40,900
Got to feed that big brain.
744
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:43,337
He's a deal breaker.
745
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,272
I'm a closer.
746
00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:47,469
That Cecelia?
747
00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:49,011
Sits outside Fred Talbot's office?
748
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,774
You made that happen?
749
00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:51,939
Silver tongue.
750
00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,350
I got her three stingers.
751
00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,684
She's a little girl.
752
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,451
You have to give them an excuse.
753
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:02,651
That's what I always say.
754
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,887
She had those panties
that said "Wednesday. "
755
00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:06,121
They were soaked through.
756
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,527
I love that.
757
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,064
Once the engine was running,
758
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:10,258
she wouldn't stop.
759
00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:11,766
She's so straight.
760
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,063
You'd think that.
761
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,204
Take your hat off.
762
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:20,403
Is there a problem?
763
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,772
Damn it.
764
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,025
Everything okay?
765
00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:17,066
You know anything about cars?
766
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:18,657
No.
767
00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:22,871
Can you tell them at the Esso
to send a tow truck?
768
00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:24,270
Okay.
769
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,719
Hey, Carla.
770
00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:39,482
Hi.
771
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,722
Hey, Daddy.
772
00:42:42,826 --> 00:42:44,350
How was your day, Mr. Draper?
773
00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:47,692
I am tired.
774
00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:48,958
Where's Mrs. Draper?
775
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,660
She just went to get Sally from ballet.
776
00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,666
Want a ride to the station?
777
00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:57,570
No. I'm all right.
778
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:59,973
It's a nice night out.
I enjoy the fresh air.
779
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,476
Good night, Bobby.
780
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,773
Good night.
781
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,211
Good night.
782
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:14,514
I don't like it.
783
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:20,692
Here. Give it to me.
784
00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:29,562
I just know when the smoke
starts to come out,
785
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:31,265
I have to stop.
786
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:32,501
That's true.
787
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:36,569
I got a fan belt on the truck.
I could put it in for $9.00.
788
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:39,012
Hold on.
789
00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:04,734
I have $3.00 and change.
790
00:44:04,842 --> 00:44:06,571
I could put it on account,
791
00:44:06,677 --> 00:44:07,974
send you a bill.
792
00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:09,739
I don't want my husband
knowing about this.
793
00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,075
It's a new car.
794
00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:13,649
He doesn't like the way I drive.
795
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:15,582
That's got nothing to do with this.
796
00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:23,724
Well, it would mean the world to me.
797
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,590
I don't know. You know, the...
798
00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:28,256
the belt's 2.55.
799
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,299
So there's nothing you can do
for a damsel in distress?
800
00:44:37,908 --> 00:44:40,138
Are we bargaining here?
801
00:44:41,879 --> 00:44:46,578
Well, yes, I guess we are.
802
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,482
I could say no, couldn't I?
803
00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:53,615
That would be
a terrible disappointment.
804
00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:56,022
It would be, wouldn't it?
805
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,481
It's not that complicated.
806
00:45:27,591 --> 00:45:29,218
That's a relief.
807
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:45,664
Well, that'll do it.
808
00:45:57,955 --> 00:45:59,889
Have a good night now.
809
00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:03,016
I will.
810
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:14,827
Polly!
811
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:18,566
I'm here, too.
812
00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:19,733
Hi, Daddy.
813
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,071
Hi.
814
00:46:23,547 --> 00:46:24,844
Bobby conked out.
815
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,279
Where were you?
816
00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:27,680
Mommy was late.
817
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:32,188
I got stuck talking to Marilyn Keckner
in the parking lot.
818
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,484
Well, I was here.
819
00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:35,888
Did you eat something?
820
00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:37,085
I did.
821
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:41,396
Come on, show me
what you learned in ballet.
822
00:47:03,053 --> 00:47:04,577
Now I am quietly waiting
823
00:47:04,688 --> 00:47:06,553
for the catastrophe of my personality
824
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,750
to seem beautiful again,
825
00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:11,623
and interesting and modern.
826
00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:20,898
The country is gray
827
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:24,735
and brown and white and trees.
828
00:47:27,244 --> 00:47:31,305
Snows and skies of laughter
are always diminishing.
829
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:33,940
Less funny, not just darker.
830
00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:36,042
Not just gray.
831
00:47:37,754 --> 00:47:40,985
It may be the coldest day of the year.
832
00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:43,855
What does he think of that?
833
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:47,055
I mean, what do I?
834
00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:50,491
And if I do,
835
00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:54,537
perhaps I am myself again.
836
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,843
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