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Should get him to put
another egg in it.
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Roger.
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Darling, one egg is good.
Two eggs are better.
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Tell the, uh, lieutenant, please,
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that things are getting a little dry
around Hill 29.
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Am I wrong?
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All clear in No Man's Land.
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Betty?
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Roger, you've expressed
your desire for another drink.
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No need to take the orders.
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Right away, sir.
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Wine list,
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and I'll have another one of these
while I'm waiting for the list.
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Another egg.
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Well, I am having fried chicken.
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As long as the egg comes first.
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My nanny, Belva, made fried chicken.
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I used to take it to school
wrapped in wax paper.
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His sweet Belvedere.
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He really loved that woman.
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Had another nanny
originally. German girl.
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Round face, enormous bosom.
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My parents got rid of her
after the Lindbergh baby.
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We thought about getting a nanny.
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We have a girl that comes in
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who's sort of a housekeeper
and sometimes babysitter.
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I'd let her take the children to play group,
sometimes the park.
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Belva raised me.
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I turned out just fine.
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Didn't have to go to a psychiatrist
like some people's kids.
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Oh, what's the big deal?
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Margaret is practically the last girl
in our building to go.
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16 years old, wouldn't get out of bed.
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I tell you, I cannot wait until that girl
is another man's problem.
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What about you, Don?
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Did you have a nanny?
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I can't tell you about my childhood.
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It would ruin the first half of my novel.
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Don doesn't like to talk about himself.
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I know better than to ask.
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An ad man who doesn't like
to talk about himself?
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I think I may cry.
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It's not that interesting a story.
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Just think of me as Moses.
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I was a baby in a basket.
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To Moses and Don Draper:
A couple of princes.
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If the gentlemen will be patient.
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I'll join you.
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I think I may know more about your wife
than I do about my own.
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Maybe your wife is just a better drinker.
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Entirely possible.
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Mona, could you help me here?
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I seem to have grown a set of thumbs.
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Do you ever have that
when your hands go numb?
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You want me to touch you up?
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Yeah, I think you'll have to.
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Look at those lips.
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I'll bet it's not hard for you
to hold on to a man like that.
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Don't smile. It'll make it harder.
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It's hard to hold on to anything
right now with the... children
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and running the house and...
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I don't know if I told you,
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but my m-mother died two, three months ago.
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I'm sorry.
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There are other ladies
waiting to use the mirror.
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Those purses get any smaller,
we're gonna starve.
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I love seeing you like that.
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Well, you were sitting on my good side.
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No. I mean, the way
other people see you.
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When you're with strangers,
you know exactly what you want.
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Well, I like to think
I always know what I want.
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Slow down.
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I'll have to put that in my diary:
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Lobster Newburg and gimlets
should get a divorce.
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They're not getting along very well.
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Once you rounded the corner
on number two,
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I took it for a case of nerves.
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He's your boss.
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He likes you.
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Toots Shor means he likes me.
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When he gets us to the Four Seasons,
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then we'll know he trusts me.
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Hmm. He seemed very forthcoming.
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Yeah. When he's stoned on martinis.
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I don't know.
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It all seemed like an invitation to you
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to con... confide.
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Well, maybe it's just manners,
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but I was raised to see it
as a sin of pride
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to go on like that about yourself.
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You're so reverent.
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Did you have a nanny?
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I've never asked you that.
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Why? What difference does it make?
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I don't know.
We've never talked about it.
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Did you?
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No, of course not.
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So your mother and father
are responsible for all this?
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I'll have to thank them someday.
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Jesus, Bets.
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It's like politics, religion, or sex.
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Why talk about it?
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I see your point.
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Who is in there?
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Peggy, next step is accessories.
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$35 a week, minus 6.75 for FICA.
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Can you believe it?
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Maybe it's the fumes
from the rubber cement on that envelope,
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but there's nothing to be happy about here,
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although you never forget your first.
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For two weeks I've been telling people
I have a job in Manhattan.
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Look at you. You're indomitable.
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You'd never know you were the very bottom
of the food chain.
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Bridget? Are you okay?
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Thanks to the Precision Valve Corporation,
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for the next 18 months,
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Gillette is the only company on Earth
that can spray deodorant out of a can.
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Modern deodorant for a modern man.
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He prefers jet travel to train travel,
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vodka to Scotch,
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and he likes to get his news
from the radio, not the paper.
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Harold Hill, give it a rest.
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"Do not puncture or incinerate. "
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Sounds dangerous.
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Hey, I got a dud.
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How is it a guy as big as you, Ken,
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has no basketball skills?
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I'm sure more research is needed.
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We should try it out.
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Who smells bad in here?
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Oh, no. Come on.
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- Come on, Kenny.
- Knock it off!
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Just pretend it's prom night.
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You can be the girl.
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Stop!
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Engage rockets.
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All right, close your eyes.
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Mr. Draper, I was buzzing you.
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Mr. Cooper is waiting.
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I always thought it was Sterling
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who was responsible
for the Navy attitude around this place.
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Brassiere account.
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Just figured out
we can't sell them to men.
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So much yarn, so little time.
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So Roger mentioned this Nixon thing.
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Yeah, he mentioned it.
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I just assumed it went away.
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It didn't.
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Last I read, Nixon was
running without an agency.
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Make no mistake, we know better
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what Dick Nixon needs
better than Dick Nixon.
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What does Dick Nixon think he needs?
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What he already has: Ted Rogers,
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the brains behind that Checkers broadcast.
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See the problem?
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He dodged a financial scandal
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by standing with his wife
and begging for his dog.
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An admission wrapped in a distraction.
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I'd say they know what they're doing.
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Dogs are winners.
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Well, they think they're set without us.
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Why chase a girl who doesn't
want to get caught?
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You have a problem with Nixon?
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I don't vote.
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Hear, hear.
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But politics aside,
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these last eight years have been good to us
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because they've been good
to Proctor & Gamble
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and The United Fruit Company,
et cetera.
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So whether Dick Nixon likes it or not...
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We will give our people
what they want, agreed?
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I said cut it out!
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Be my pleasure.
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Goodie.
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Assemble a team.
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Start files on contenders:
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Symington, Kennedy...
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Who knows? Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt
will throw her feedbag into the ring.
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Don, you still on for lunch?
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No.
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Don't tell me that's lunch.
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I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
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I do that sometimes.
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Saunter over to the pie cart.
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Egg salad and the worst
cup of coffee in the world.
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35 cents.
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I've been meaning to try it.
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It's okay if you like ptomaine poisoning.
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Well, toodle-oo.
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Secretary 1, copywriter 0.
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It wasn't that.
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I bring my lunch at least until after
the first of the month.
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Get your things.
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00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,966
That sandwich is making me sad.
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00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,275
It's a postcard from Campbell
on his honeymoon.
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Niagara Falls.
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"Greetings from the wettest place on earth. "
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I say we skip lunch altogether
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and try on those narrow sweater sets
I saw at Lord and Taylor.
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Do you want me to sit
outside the dressing room
201
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,349
and hold your purse?
202
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,984
What he's trying to say is
can we buy you lunch?
203
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,063
Oh. I don't know.
204
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,529
We hadn't planned on eating.
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00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:07,656
Come on, three on two.
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00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:08,961
I know you all like being outnumbered.
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00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,535
That's two on two. I'm married.
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00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,537
You still have to eat lunch.
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00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,698
What do you say? Change of plans?
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00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,207
They do smell nice.
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00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:19,375
What's that?
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00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:21,173
Postcard from Pete Campbell.
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He's on a honeymoon, right?
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00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:23,771
Niagara Falls.
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00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,215
He hasn't, uh, left the room, apparently.
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Shall we?
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00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:44,527
So, Pegs, you part of our nation's
military industrial
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00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,730
boyfriend-girlfriend complex?
219
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:47,828
Excuse me?
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00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,376
He wants to know are you, uh, taken,
are you kept, or merely browsing?
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00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:52,535
She's browsing.
222
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,873
And like most of us,
223
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,413
she's disappointed
with the selection of merchandise.
224
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Perhaps I can interest you in a 42 long?
225
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,011
That's not his suit size.
226
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,022
She blushes.
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00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,147
No, I don't.
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00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:09,785
Maybe I shouldn't tell you this, but, uh,
you are the subject of much debate.
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Money riding on the outcome.
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Money for me?
231
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,357
Now there's even a third possibility:
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Paying you.
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00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,969
We should be getting back.
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I'll get the check.
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00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,364
My goodness.
Thank you for lunch, boys.
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Yes. Thank you.
237
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Take the rest of the afternoon off.
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00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:34,210
We could... go to the zoo,
see what the animals are up to.
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I should get back to work.
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Or shopping.
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00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,523
Guess I don't see any money
changing hands, Kenny.
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00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:44,527
You'll see.
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My persistence is my charm.
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That was delicious.
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00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,069
You enjoy yourself with the Hitler Youth?
246
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,268
Oh. Well, it was kind of last-minute.
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Easy. See that Draper takes a look at this.
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00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,175
Certainly.
249
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:04,844
You can look, too.
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00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:14,253
Three of the last PTA presidents
are from the kindergarten class.
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I say you go in there
and lay some groundwork.
252
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:19,454
I will not have Marilyn Kechner
dictate the agenda.
253
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,760
The woman is obsessed with nutrition,
254
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,528
although you wouldn't
know it to look at her.
255
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,002
Francine, you're terrible.
256
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:29,131
Ooh. I ran into Juanita Cabot
at square dancing,
257
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:32,142
and I found out who's moving
into that little Dutch Colonial down the street.
258
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,370
Who?
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00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,640
Her name is Helen Bishop.
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Is she an old lady?
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Divorced.
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00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,015
Really?
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9- year-old boy and a baby.
264
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,555
That's awful.
265
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,556
I know.
266
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,683
All on her own?
267
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,886
I know.
268
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:54,489
Can you imagine worrying about money
at this point in our lives?
269
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,500
Well, obviously,
that's not the worst of it.
270
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,934
No.
271
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,699
No, it isn't.
272
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,036
It is too quiet in there.
273
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,040
Ernie?
274
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,041
Sally?
275
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,203
We're playing spaceman.
276
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,212
Sally Draper, come over here this minute.
277
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,450
If the clothes from that dry cleaning bag
are on the floor of my closet,
278
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,683
you're going to be
a very sorry young lady.
279
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,061
Make sure your brother hasn't climbed
out of the play yard.
280
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,361
Juanita thinks it might be bad
for real estate values in Chilmark.
281
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,025
One divorcée?
282
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,428
Oh, my God.
283
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,656
Are you okay?
284
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:07,525
What's that?
285
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,565
What?
286
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,328
That.
287
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,802
That's a television.
288
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,497
Since when do you have a television?
289
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:18,599
I don't know. I think it's been about ten days.
290
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,373
It's been so amazing, I sort of lost track.
291
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,947
I seem to remember a woman
292
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,312
wasting a good piece
of a beautiful afternoon
293
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,317
reciting this diatribe against television
294
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:31,150
that should have ended
with her banging her shoe on the table.
295
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,722
Don, darling, if you want
to ask the question, just ask it.
296
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,296
Where'd you get the TV?
297
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,661
I got it.
298
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,256
Same place you got that wig?
299
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,233
Someone gave it to me.
300
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,732
And you took it?
301
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,536
Have you seen this thing
called People Are Funny?
302
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:54,980
Jesus.
303
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,741
Oh, Jesus, Don.
304
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,845
Hey!
305
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,219
All better?
306
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,758
Yes.
307
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,564
How about a hot dog?
308
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,238
Sit at your places. Come on.
309
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,622
Daddy!
310
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,022
We went to the hospital.
311
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,957
We got lollipops.
312
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,299
They're fine, Don.
313
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,237
What about you?
314
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:55,170
A little sore.
315
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,639
A little embarrassed.
316
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,869
Sorry they couldn't get a hold of me.
317
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:02,140
We had to carry Freddie Rumson
out of Ritazzi's.
318
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,147
There was nothing you could have done.
319
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,680
Daddy, use a fork.
320
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,859
How's the car?
321
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,086
Not bad.
322
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,426
Uh, thank God
I was only going 25 tops.
323
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,930
I hate the way you drive, you know.
324
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,830
I'm finished.
325
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,869
Can I go watch
Shirley Temple's Storybook?
326
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,460
Yes, both of you.
327
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,445
So what happened?
328
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,675
I don't know, really.
329
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,515
It... It all happened so fast.
330
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,685
What, 20 miles an hour?
331
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,418
That's not that fast.
332
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,552
It's stupid.
333
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,357
Was it Sally playing with the radio again?
334
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,795
- I've warned her.
- No, she was fine.
335
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,265
She was just sitting there. No.
336
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,030
It was my hands. It happened again.
337
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,239
Jesus.
338
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,444
Betty, you have to get this taken care of.
339
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,017
That Dr. Patterson is not thorough.
340
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,676
I swear, when we walked
down Park Avenue,
341
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:15,684
I could hear the quacking.
342
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,084
I know. You've said that.
343
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,419
This doctor was nice.
344
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,652
He was older, actually.
345
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,250
He's from Rochester.
346
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,330
He has two children.
They're 10 years apart.
347
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,295
Okay, you've given me his credentials.
348
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,026
What did he say?
349
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:32,467
Well, he said I could go to New York
and run the dye tests,
350
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:36,405
and I said that I already had
and that the results were negative,
351
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,373
and he even called Dr. Patterson.
352
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:41,808
So?
353
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:47,819
They said there was
nothing physically wrong with me.
354
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,512
Then I t-told him what happened,
355
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:53,250
and he said that I should
see a psychiatrist.
356
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,459
Doctors must love
357
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,864
that they now have an answer
for "I don't know what's wrong. "
358
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,526
He said it could be a nervous condition.
359
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,627
Nervous about what, driving?
360
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,535
So we'll go down to the Grand Union
parking lot.
361
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,664
We'll practice your 10 and 2.
362
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,606
He seemed very concerned,
if you want to know.
363
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,143
But that's their solution.
364
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,611
Why not open the hood
and poke around?
365
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:18,581
So?
366
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:22,313
So... I left.
367
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,718
What else am I supposed to do?
368
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:24,846
Well, go to a doctor...
369
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,117
another doctor, a good one.
370
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,625
I'll get a specialist from Bert Cooper.
371
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,025
His name's on a wall
over at St. Vincent's.
372
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,460
Okay.
373
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,589
Leave the dishes for the girl.
374
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:43,201
7, 8, 9,
375
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:48,268
10, 11, 12...
376
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:54,341
98, 99, 100.
377
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,893
You know, I do worry about you, birdie.
378
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,493
I know.
379
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,838
When he brought it up, I was shocked.
380
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:25,246
Although, I realize that
that's what Dr. Patterson
381
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:28,513
was trying to say in his own way, and...
382
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:35,315
it doesn't have...
as much of a stigma today.
383
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,256
I just don't know
what they can possibly tell you.
384
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:47,299
Do you think I need a psychiatrist?
385
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:59,241
I always thought people saw a psychiatrist
when they were unhappy.
386
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,911
But I look at you...
387
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,814
and this...
388
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,918
and them...
389
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,289
and that...
390
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,669
and I think, "Are you unhappy?"
391
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,807
Of course I'm happy.
392
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,847
Well, that'll be $35. You're welcome.
393
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,018
Whatever you think is best.
394
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,086
Good.
395
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,646
Act of God. Sorry.
396
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,515
Someone threw themselves
in front of the train.
397
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,679
Ah, suicide.
398
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:16,088
Okay, boys, what do we have?
399
00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:21,662
Gentlemen, the aerosol can
is nothing less than space-age.
400
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,291
It's steel. It has exhaust.
401
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,869
It's even shaped like a rocket.
402
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,404
Certainly an engineering marvel.
403
00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:29,269
"Right Guard:
404
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:31,899
It works in my suit or yours. "
405
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,570
We'll punch the yellow of the moon
so it pops behind him.
406
00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:41,611
We're looking for new worlds,
407
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,154
and with that search
comes any number of gadgets.
408
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,224
It's not just some random association.
409
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:48,792
This thing is shiny. It's explosive.
410
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,522
It's from the future,
a place so close to us now,
411
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,461
filled with wonder and ease.
412
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:58,095
Except some people
think of the future and it upsets them.
413
00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,531
They see a rocket,
they start building a bomb shelter.
414
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,335
What? How do you get there?
415
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,843
I don't think it's ridiculous to assume
we're looking for other planets
416
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,936
because this one will end.
417
00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,072
I thought we had something here.
418
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,208
Who is this moron flying around space?
419
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,343
I mean, he pees in his pants.
420
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,817
Brass tacks, who buys this?
421
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,053
Some woman.
422
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:26,494
Your girl or your mother will pick this up
423
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:29,396
walking through the grocery store
or the druggist's.
424
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,059
We should be asking ourselves,
425
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:32,431
"What do women want?"
426
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:34,903
I don't know, but I wish I had it.
427
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:39,369
Maybe a chesty alien girl
also wants to get into his suit.
428
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,809
I'm not asking "what do women want"
429
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,176
in some bullshit
research psychology way.
430
00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:45,749
I'm asking,
what would make a woman
431
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,479
look at this man's deodorant
and say "I want that"?
432
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:50,680
Well, I've stopped
trying to figure out what they think.
433
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,347
Maybe I should stop paying you.
434
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,160
Well, I always thought
women like the way we smell.
435
00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:00,822
That explains a lot.
436
00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:02,399
I feel like we're close here.
437
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,798
I mean, this one...
438
00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:07,167
the can's right side up,
but the guy's upside-down.
439
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,740
No. Let's bring it down to Earth.
440
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,841
You think they want a cowboy?
441
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:19,348
He's quiet and strong.
442
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:23,353
He always brings the cattle home safe.
443
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:28,150
You watch TV.
444
00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:32,421
What if they want something else?
445
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:35,760
Inside, some...
446
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:40,765
mysterious wish that we're ignoring.
447
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,992
How'd it go?
448
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,785
I've still got my novel.
449
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,386
I'm sorry.
450
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:09,694
Buy me lunch?
451
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,497
Samuel, that drape, man?
452
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:16,005
It's sadder than a map.
453
00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:19,406
Well, it's lightweight,
and it tells me I'm at work.
454
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,479
But you sure can talk, Mr. Kinsey.
455
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,740
60 cents.
456
00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:25,975
What are you doing? Keep the change.
457
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,517
You figured the place out yet?
458
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:30,679
What do you mean?
459
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:31,847
How it runs.
460
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:34,585
I know the copywriters
tell the Art Department what to do,
461
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:37,457
and I know the account executives
tell the copywriters what to do.
462
00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:38,824
What?
463
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,660
No one tells the writers what to do
except for the head of Creative,
464
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,326
your boss, Donald Draper.
465
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,633
Don't think that just because
he's good-looking, he's not a writer.
466
00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:48,671
Dig.
467
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,502
This is the Media Department.
468
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,600
They're where 90% of where
the client's check goes.
469
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:55,509
They buy space... newspapers,
billboards, television,
470
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,583
and my favorite aging whore, radio.
471
00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:01,743
That's the whole shakedown, actually.
472
00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:03,343
All you really need to know.
473
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,015
They don't sell ideas
or campaigns or jingles.
474
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,524
They sell media at a 15% markup.
475
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,855
Creative is just window dressing
476
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:10,859
that's thrown in for free.
477
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,190
Really?
478
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,231
Accounting, they keep track
of how much we're spending
479
00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:15,424
versus how much we're taking in,
480
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,125
and since we're buying futures,
481
00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:21,934
if you ever, ever see, um,
the man upstairs go in there,
482
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,337
grab the lifeboats, baby.
483
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,204
We're going down.
484
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,143
Account Management,
485
00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:33,343
where prep schoolers skip arm-in-arm,
Wizard of Oz style,
486
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:37,478
joined together by their lack of skill
and their love of mirrors.
487
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,625
Account executives
are all good at something,
488
00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:44,491
although it's never advertising.
489
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:48,828
Submitted for your approval:
One Peter Campbell,
490
00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:50,491
a man who recently discovered
491
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:54,561
that the only place for his hand
is in your pocket.
492
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,664
You watch it?
493
00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:58,640
Have you seen it? The Twilight Zone?
494
00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:01,837
I don't think so.
I don't like science fiction.
495
00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:04,141
I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
496
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:06,479
Mitch in Media says
CBS might pull the plug.
497
00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:08,017
I'll kill myself.
498
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:16,186
And here we have
the Creative Department,
499
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:18,194
the talent, home sweet home.
500
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,230
Like the Art Department downstairs,
501
00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,595
they put us far enough
away from the elevators
502
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,498
so we can't sneak out.
503
00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:31,542
You know,
504
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,510
there are women copywriters.
505
00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,273
- Good ones?
- Sure.
506
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,214
I mean, y-you can always tell
when a woman's writing copy,
507
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:42,878
but sometimes she just might be
the right man for the job, you know?
508
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,157
You must be very creatively satisfied.
509
00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:49,726
Let's not lose our heads.
510
00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,854
Sterling-Coop is positively Cro-Magnon.
511
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,023
I have a friend... I'm not even going
to say what agency...
512
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,397
but all they do is smoke Mary Jane
and play darts,
513
00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,027
and honestly, I think
they're the best store on the street.
514
00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:04,765
You like Ukrainian food?
515
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:07,037
Oxtail dumplings?
516
00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,204
I still have a lot of work to do.
517
00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:10,804
I think he's still in there.
518
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,109
Huh. Got it.
519
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,352
Thanks for lunch.
Sorry about your copy.
520
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:18,422
Thanks for reminding me.
521
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,139
Can never get used
to the fact that most of the time
522
00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:40,643
it looks like you're doing nothing.
523
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,978
Fix you something?
524
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:46,983
4:30. Close enough.
525
00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:48,177
Coop is gonna want a carve-in
526
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,277
with your handpicked team for Nixon on it,
527
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:54,586
and I warn you right now,
it includes Pete Campbell.
528
00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:56,319
I should go to Niagara Falls for two weeks.
529
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:57,894
Does wonders for your career.
530
00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,725
Niagara Falls.
531
00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,356
Boy redefines lack of imagination.
532
00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:07,836
Ah. That's where you've been.
533
00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:11,466
Let me ask you something.
534
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:12,804
What do women want?
535
00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,936
Who cares?
536
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:17,842
You mentioned the other night
537
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:21,476
that your daughter
had been to a psychiatrist.
538
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,649
I'm sure you must be mistaken about that.
539
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,227
You know what?
540
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:34,128
I am very comfortable with my mind:
Thoughts clean and unclean,
541
00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:36,996
loving and... the opposite of that.
542
00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:40,127
But I'm not a woman.
543
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:41,762
And I think it behooves any man
544
00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:45,866
to toss all female troubles
into the hands of a stranger.
545
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,604
We had one headshrinker in the army.
546
00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:51,045
A gossip, busting
with other people's thoughts.
547
00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:53,014
Hasn't changed much, just costs more.
548
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:54,641
And you can't shoot at them.
549
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:55,980
We live in troubling times.
550
00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:57,384
We do?
551
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:01,754
Who could not be happy with all this?
552
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,191
Jesus, you know what they want?
553
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:04,454
Everything.
554
00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:07,292
Especially if the other girls have it.
555
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:12,062
Trust me, psychiatry is just
this year's candy-pink stove.
556
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:19,235
It's just more happiness.
557
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,617
People...
558
00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:30,752
Are...
559
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,687
Funnyl
560
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,950
Beauty and the beast.
561
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,255
Hey, Daddy.
562
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:41,764
Hey, there. Cold lamb sound good?
563
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,333
Yeah.
564
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,802
Someone started on the train.
565
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,069
In the office.
566
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:55,043
Because of a good day or a bad day?
567
00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,209
You know, when I told you
you had everything...
568
00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:03,718
I was wrong.
569
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,321
Oh, my God.
570
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,653
White gold.
571
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:17,428
It's got one of those tiny little faces
that you have to be young to see.
572
00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:19,400
Don, it's beautiful.
573
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:24,599
The guy at the store set the time,
but he was English,
574
00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,768
so it might be six hours off.
575
00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:29,574
Did you look at Sally's face?
576
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:30,978
I think she has a bruise.
577
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,242
I didn't see it.
578
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,511
On her cheekbone under her eye.
579
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,018
I thought that was ketchup.
580
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,113
What if she had gotten a scar,
something permanent?
581
00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,021
I don't want to play what-if.
582
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,686
I'm just saying if it happened to Bobby
it would have been okay
583
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:48,459
because a boy with a scar is nothing,
but a girl, it's so much worse.
584
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:49,624
Nothing happened.
585
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,668
I keep...
586
00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:52,827
thinking...
587
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,737
Not that I c-could have killed the kids,
588
00:32:57,842 --> 00:33:03,109
but... worse.
589
00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:06,843
Sally could have survived...
590
00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:09,249
and gone on living with this...
591
00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:13,518
horrible scar on her face, and...
592
00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:18,027
some long, lonely...
593
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,997
miserable life as...
594
00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:25,692
Don.
595
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:37,947
What's happening to me?
596
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:43,382
Do I need to see someone?
597
00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:52,326
I don't know.
598
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,730
I guess so.
599
00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:58,993
Whatever you want.
600
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,612
11 a. m. Did you get fired?
601
00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:17,278
Brought Betty into the city to see the doctor,
602
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:20,619
but, uh, honestly...
603
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:24,491
I think I'm the one that's not feeling so great.
604
00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:26,756
I called in sick.
605
00:34:26,864 --> 00:34:29,560
Don't bring that here.
606
00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:32,465
I'm serious, Don.
Don't talk to me about her.
607
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:35,763
It makes me feel cruel.
608
00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:44,979
You're right.
609
00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:47,914
Sometimes.
610
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:52,388
I can't decide
611
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:55,584
if you have everything...
612
00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,422
or nothing.
613
00:34:57,528 --> 00:34:59,462
I live in the moment.
614
00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:07,229
Nothing is everything.
615
00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:11,607
Sounds more like you live in the Village.
616
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:14,075
Actually, I live in the hall.
617
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:15,645
I lost my key.
618
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:19,045
I had to, um...
spend the night abroad.
619
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,777
Could you be a gentleman
620
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:23,911
and break in to the fire escape
so I don't have to?
621
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:34,963
Draper in yet?
622
00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,125
He's not coming in today.
He's not feeling well.
623
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:39,931
I'm leaving. Don't tell anyone I was here.
624
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:49,737
Bienvenue.
625
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,215
No, it's Peggy.
626
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,543
Hello.
627
00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:00,118
I don't think I can go out to lunch today.
628
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,623
Mr. Draper's not coming in.
629
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,058
That means you can go out to lunch.
630
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,062
Have you never worked
in an office before?
631
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,893
Well, he could call.
632
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,988
It's my second week.
633
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,567
Another time?
634
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,693
I did enjoy the tour the other day.
635
00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:14,031
It was eye-opening.
636
00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:17,107
I didn't think your eyes
could be any wider.
637
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,607
That's clever.
638
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,608
I guess I'll go to the cart.
You want something?
639
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,286
What?
640
00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:32,512
The office is gonna
empty out any second.
641
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:34,386
We can push the couch
in front of the door.
642
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,517
Paul.
643
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:39,892
Do you belong to someone else?
644
00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:42,557
Shit.
645
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,635
I don't even like to sit in Don's chair.
646
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,760
I think we've
misunderstood each other.
647
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,541
But there is someone else, right?
648
00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:54,702
Yes.
649
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,630
I hope you know that covering
your typewriter
650
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:20,135
is office code for "I'm done for the day. "
651
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,569
I'm not feeling so swell.
652
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:25,130
Neither am I. Look at these letters
you typed after lunch.
653
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:30,510
Terre Haute, Indiana,
has two Rs and an A and an E at the end.
654
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,344
I think either you missed
home row by a hand,
655
00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,680
or you were out drinking
with the junior account boys again.
656
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:35,683
I wasn't drinking.
657
00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,515
I don't like your tone.
658
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,990
I'll redo these right away.
659
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,356
Look at you, all in a snit.
660
00:37:45,229 --> 00:37:46,389
Are you gonna watch me?
661
00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:47,725
What is wrong with you?
662
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:52,093
Honestly, why is it that every time
663
00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:54,228
a man takes you
out to lunch around here,
664
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:56,169
you're... you're the dessert?
665
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,400
That's terrible.
666
00:37:57,508 --> 00:37:59,408
It's constant from every corner.
667
00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,035
I'm from Bay Ridge. We have manners.
668
00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:03,773
Why can't they just leave it alone?
669
00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:06,145
Because men always
bother you all the time.
670
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,650
They follow you down the street.
671
00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:10,277
Well, not exactly.
672
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:13,084
Look, dear, I don't know you that well,
673
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:14,953
but you're the new girl,
and you're not much,
674
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:17,357
so you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
675
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,361
Of course.
676
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,691
Don't be that way.
677
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,766
I'm just offering some perspective, that's all.
678
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,196
Thank you, Joan.
679
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,703
I'll save my thank-yous
680
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,636
till you correct that correspondence.
681
00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,585
I don't know why I'm here.
682
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,454
I'm... I mean, I do.
683
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:02,430
I'm... nervous, I guess.
684
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,364
Anxious.
685
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,900
I don't sleep that well.
686
00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:11,599
And my hands...
687
00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:15,539
Well, they're fine now.
688
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:20,749
It's like when you have
a problem with your car
689
00:40:20,851 --> 00:40:24,309
and you go to the mechanic
and it's not doing it anymore.
690
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,783
Not that you are a mechanic.
691
00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:38,994
I guess a lot of people must come here
worried about the bomb.
692
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,468
Is that true?
693
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,709
It's a common nightmare, people say.
694
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,779
I read it in a magazine.
695
00:40:56,654 --> 00:41:01,489
My mother always told me
that it wasn't polite to talk about yourself.
696
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:08,157
She passed away recently.
697
00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:13,361
I guess I already said that.
698
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:19,802
Can I smoke in here?
699
00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:49,069
We're all so lucky to be here.
700
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,568
It's 7:30.
701
00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:55,542
I have to go to Roy's reading.
702
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:59,582
I have to be there to act surprised
when Jack Kerouac doesn't show.
703
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,717
Lock the door when you leave.
704
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,755
If you're gonna go home,
take a shower.
705
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,229
You stink.
706
00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:17,527
It's because I'm a man.
707
00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,660
You seem to forget that sometimes.
708
00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:21,203
I'm lucky they aren't all like you.
709
00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:22,932
I'll take that as a compliment.
710
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:29,343
What do women want?
711
00:42:29,446 --> 00:42:32,882
Well, one of the things has to be
not being asked something like that.
712
00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:35,543
"What do women want?
713
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:37,780
You know better than to ask. "
714
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:44,059
Give me a pen.
715
00:42:44,161 --> 00:42:45,560
Jesus.
716
00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,363
"What do women want?"
717
00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:59,435
"Any excuse to get closer. "
718
00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:01,944
Thank God.
719
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,080
There's that ego people pay to see.
720
00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:16,523
I'll have the filet of sole.
721
00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:17,821
Excellent.
722
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:20,260
Creamed spinach or creamed corn?
723
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:21,262
Spinach.
724
00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:22,662
Fried potatoes or au gratin?
725
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,166
Au gratin. With tomato juice to start.
726
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,395
I'll have a goulash.
727
00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:27,993
Very good, sir.
728
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,607
Vodka gimlet.
729
00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:35,110
Old-fashioned.
730
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:45,711
How was your day?
731
00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:48,618
Fine.
732
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,694
You know, I work with doctors.
733
00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:52,386
They'll say anything you pay them to.
734
00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:54,726
Of course, dear.
735
00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,800
Dinner in the city.
736
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,458
I'm glad I'm hungry.
737
00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:02,532
I saw an interesting thing
in the Journal American.
738
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,698
Apparently, the phone company
739
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:07,937
wants to start charging people
for unlisted numbers.
740
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:09,603
That doesn't seem fair.
741
00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:10,805
Some people agree with you,
742
00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:12,381
and they're giving aliases to Ma Bell.
743
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,950
They call it the nom-de-phone.
744
00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:16,315
Isn't that smart?
745
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:19,116
Of course, most of them
are pornographic.
746
00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,419
The best one?
747
00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:23,493
Pat McGroin.
748
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:25,494
Oh, my God.
749
00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:26,961
Hard to believe they could print that
750
00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:28,861
in the Journal American,
let alone a phone book.
751
00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:42,535
This is nice.
752
00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:00,395
I'll be right up.
753
00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:23,312
Hello.
754
00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:24,546
Sorry to bother you so late.
755
00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:25,644
It's Don Draper.
756
00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:27,246
Oh, hello, Mr. Draper.
757
00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:29,484
No, no. It's not too late at all.
758
00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:31,458
Glad to hear that.
759
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,086
Well?
760
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:37,896
Well, I had a very interesting hour
with your wife this afternoon.
761
00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:41,835
She's a very anxious young woman.
762
00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:43,907
I think you're doing the right thing.
763
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:57,147
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