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Oh... oh, my God!
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Bill!
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Ew! Where you eating nachos?
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Mom, why is
Mr. Dauterive kissing Dad?
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Oh, Bobby, don't watch.
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We called 9-1-1, shug.
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Wow, I can't believe how
fast they've responded
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considering I didn't give
them my real address.
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What in the hell is going on?
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I smelled something
coming from your house.
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Not the usual smell of cooking
and pine cleaner, happiness.
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It was gas.
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Gas?
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Oh, my God, the water heater.
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Lady Bird, for the life of me
I don't know what I did wrong
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when I installed
this unit yesterday.
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Hank, the repairman
from the church circular
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will be here any minute.
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Now, honey, I know
that this is hard for you,
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but after last night, we
need a second opinion.
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Peggy, I know I can fix it.
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Let me give it another shot.
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We can't risk it.
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I cannot bear the thought
of going to sleep tonight
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and waking up with Bill
slobbering on me again.
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You must be Mr. Walker.
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No, Mr. Walker is
what they call my father.
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Please call me Mack.
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Well, Mack, Reverend
Stroup sure did give you
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a shining letter of
recommendation.
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She said you were the answer
to the church's sewer problems.
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That's nice to hear.
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But I'm not only a plumber,
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I'm also a deacon at the church.
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I like to think of myself
as a handyman for God.
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Hello.
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You must be the repairman
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that Peggy called
behind my back.
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Mack, this is my husband, Hank.
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He's the one who
almost killed us.
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Uh-huh.
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I said the same thing.
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Mmm. Interesting.
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I find it interesting
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that you tapped the pipe
with a three-quarter wrench
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instead of a five-eighth,
but to each his own.
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I guess.
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Mr. Hill, did you know that
I've been repairing water heaters
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and water heater
accessories for over 20 years?
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What a coincidence.
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I've been selling propane
and propane accessories
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for over 20 years.
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I bet we both seen a lot of
crazy things in our day, huh?
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Boy, I know what you mean.
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I had this fella one time...
Nice fella, a chiropractor...
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he tried to use
first-stage plastic tubing
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for a second-stage regulator.
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I bet I can top that!
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I know a guy, installed a
brand-new water heater
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without checking
the old Gumson seals.
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Next thing he knew, he
woke up on his own front lawn
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after his neighbor
dragged him to safety.
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Nice fella, propane salesman.
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What?
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Are you referring to me?
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Was that a shot?
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That was a shot, wasn't it?
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Look, I need to remove
a section of the drywall
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to get to the pipes
for further inspection.
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I got to get my Dry Vac
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before that dust
gets into the vents.
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Hey, girl.
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Hello. I'm Bobby.
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Are you here to
fix the gas leak?
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Hey, Bobby, I think
your dog hates me.
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I don't know why
you'd think that.
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I've never seen her
smile at anyone before.
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I got a dog at home
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and I know when a dog
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has ill intent in his heart
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and that dog's looking at me
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like I'm a pair of
meat-bone slippers.
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"Meat-bone slippers."
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I'm going to get a
pen to write that down.
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Don't say anything
while I'm gone.
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Man, Mr. Walker is so funny.
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He's got this great routine
about how Lady Bird wants to
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"rip out my throat."
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He asked me to hit her
in the head with a brick.
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What in the hell is
funny about that?
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Maybe Bobby
didn't tell it right.
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What's up, girl?
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Huh, that's strange.
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Mr. Walker, you in there?
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Yes, I'm in here.
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The door seems to be locked,
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but there's not
lock on this door.
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I tied it off with a cord.
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Look, I... I still have the
right to observe your work.
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I just want to finish up the job
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without getting bit by your dog.
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My dog would never bite you.
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Well, she hasn't
stopped growling at me
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since I got here.
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Right there!
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See! She's giving
me the evil eye.
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She's a hellhound.
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That's not true.
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You know what she loves?
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She loves to have
her belly rubbed.
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And I love the use
of all of my fingers.
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Come on, give her
a rub. She's sweet.
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Okay.
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Hold her tight.
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I got her.
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See there, she likes you.
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Tell her she's a good doggie.
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Good... doggie.
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Yes, you are.
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Yes, you are.
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Lady Bird, what's
wrong with you?!
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I'll tell you what's
wrong with her.
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She's full of hate. Black hate!
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That is preposterous.
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What is with all the barking?
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Mr. Walker is
upsetting Lady Bird.
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I'm upsetting her
because I'm a black man.
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That is a lie!
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You're just nervous, which
is making her nervous.
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Hank, get that dog out of here!
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But, Peggy, he...
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Now, Hank!
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Mack, I apologize
for my husband.
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He's always had an
unhealthy relationship
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with that dog.
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Listen, we're making
hamburgers on the grill
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and I insist that
you join us for lunch.
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I hope you like ketchup.
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Can you believe that guy?
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First he kicks me off
my own water heater
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then he has the nerve to
call Lady Bird prejudiced.
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Yeah, man, talking
about ol' Lady Bird, man.
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Like dang ol'
disposition of dove, man.
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Coo, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, Lady Bird's so nice
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she'd let someone
eat out of her own bowl.
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No matter how drunk they were.
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Of course, I'm white.
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Thank you for
having me for lunch.
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Everything looks delicious.
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Well, thank you, Mack.
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It is.
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You know, Mr. Walker,
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Lady Bird never acts the
way she did this morning.
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I honestly don't know
what got into her.
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I guess she was
still feeling the effects
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of nearly being gassed
to death last night.
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Pickle?
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Mr. Hill, I admit,
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maybe I threw the race card
at your dog a little too fast.
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But I swear I thought she was
going to throw a few teeth my way.
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"Teeth my way."
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Brilliant.
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Well, I don't know much
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about these kind of
things, Mr. Walker.
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But I do know that a man
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should not be judged
by the color of his skin
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but by the actions of
his heart, I tell you what.
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Amen!
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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This is flavorful.
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I wish my wife knew
her way around a burger.
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Well, let me get
you another one.
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All right, but if my wife calls,
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tell her I just had one.
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Did you hear that?
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He's henpecked.
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You can't turn this guy off.
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Call her off!
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Good doggie! Good doggie!
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Ow!
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Bad doggie!
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Lady Bird, no!
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Well, I-I don't think
she broke the skin,
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but better safe than sorry.
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Mr. Walker, I accept
full responsibility
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for Lady Bird's actions,
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but you've got to believe
me, she is not prejudiced.
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I know she's not prejudiced.
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She's racist.
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No, she's not.
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She's just getting old
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and she must have developed
an acute fear of strangers.
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Hey, Dad,
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the mailman is here.
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Hello, you must be Mr. Hill.
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I'm your new mailman.
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Mr. Peters retired
yesterday after 25 years.
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Boy, that was some party.
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Get your dog a chew toy. I quit!
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See you in church!
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Yep.
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Mmm... yep.
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My dog is a racist.
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She bit that repairman
who happens to be black.
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Haven't black people
been through enough?
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Yeah, man, talkin' about
all man created equal, man.
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Just like dang ol' pursuit
of happiness, too, man.
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There's only two
ways to handle it, Hank.
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You either shoot her between
the eyes Old Yeller style,
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or you sneak up from behind
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and get her in the
back of the head.
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Either way, it'll
cost you ten bucks.
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I'll choke her for five and
you can keep the head!
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Well, I'll tell you right now
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we cannot have that
dog running amuck,
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biting every black
person she sees.
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It makes us look like
ignorant rednecks.
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Oh, and it's bad for
black people, too.
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Where did we go wrong, Peggy?
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Bobby, I know you're,
uh, knowledgeable
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of the black videos and whatnot.
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And right now I need
you to use your love of, uh,
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Puffy and Diddy and
Snoopy to help me.
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Is it about Lady Bird?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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♪ Drivin' down the
street in my Escalade ♪
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♪ Drinkin' Cris like Swiss
Miss in a chick parade. ♪
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Now, Dad,
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you keep petting her
and feeding her treats
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while Lady Bird
just takes it all in.
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Check out his bling-bling.
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♪♪
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There, there, girl.
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Just flow with the nice
music and bling-bling.
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Lady Bird, no!
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Give them a chance.
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Hurry, they're about
to have the pool party!
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Lady Bird, don't you get it?
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A man should not be judged
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by the color of
his skin, but by...
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but by the actions of his heart!
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Mmm. Mm-hmm.
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Well, hello, Mrs. Stogner.
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How is LuLu doing
with the pillow chewing?
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That bitter apple spray you
suggested worked wonders.
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Excellent.
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Let me guess what this
little lady's problem is?
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She looks like a
barker to me, huh?
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Bet she keeps the neighbors
up all night. Am I right?
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No.
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She doesn't bark; she bites.
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This sweet dog bites people?
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I don't believe it.
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Uh, actually, she
only bites, uh...
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black people.
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I didn't know she
was a prejudiced pup
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00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,212
when I picked
her from the litter.
262
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,577
She just looked so darn cute.
263
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,241
Well, that is ridiculous.
264
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,876
I can assure you that
your dog is not racist.
265
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,317
Oh, thank God.
266
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,980
You see, dogs only follow
267
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,046
subconscious cues
from their owners.
268
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:06,719
Well, what does that mean?
269
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,959
That means that you are
the one who is racist, Mr. Hill.
270
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,690
Oh, and by the way,
271
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,199
my girlfriend is
African American.
272
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,963
You sicken me.
273
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,605
What's up, Hank?
274
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,132
Not much.
275
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,146
Hey, Roger, I didn't
realize that was you.
276
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,013
How are you doing?
277
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,017
Could I get you a cup of coffee?
278
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,018
I just poured one.
279
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,019
Have you seen the cream?
280
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,520
There you go, Roger.
281
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,853
Some cream for your coffee.
282
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,188
Whoa! That's enough, Hank.
283
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,305
Is something bothering you?
284
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,229
Well, to be honest, Roger,
285
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,459
I was accused of being a racist.
286
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,966
Hank Hill a racist?
287
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,992
But you got me my job here.
288
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,437
Wait. The guy who called you
that, was he wearing a bow tie?
289
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,806
It's not a pretty
thing to be accused of
290
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,866
I tell you what.
291
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,878
You're really
shook up about this.
292
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,005
Look, I know
you're not like that.
293
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,016
But if it'll make
you feel better,
294
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,018
you should take
this Internet test
295
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,019
my brother-in-law made us take
296
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,020
last Thanksgiving.
297
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,021
It's a good test.
298
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,081
Said I was "racially unbiased"
and I love gay people.
299
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,093
I didn't see that one
coming, but I'm happy.
300
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,186
Roger, show me this test.
301
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,753
Faster, Hank!
302
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,765
If you don't finish
within the time limit,
303
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,766
it voids the test!
304
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,030
But I don't remember
what keys to press.
305
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,594
Does the letter "E"
stand for white or black?
306
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,661
And what's "I"?
307
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,673
Is it good or bad?
308
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,674
I don't know.
309
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,606
Just push one!
310
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,610
You don't have
time to think about it.
311
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,611
That's how the test works.
312
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,942
It's on a subconscious level.
313
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,174
Go, go, go!
314
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,772
This thing is so...
315
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,681
Hey, guys.
316
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:38,878
What's going on?
317
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,580
Hank's taking the racist test.
318
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,748
Oh, wow. Is he a racist?
319
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,848
We don't know yet.
320
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,688
I'm trying to concentrate.
321
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,752
Yeah, what are you,
some kind of racist?
322
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,922
You're almost there, buddy.
323
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,692
Quiet.
324
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,962
This test has to be
some kind of a joke.
325
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,595
I mean how can it determine
if you're racist or not?
326
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,831
Almost done.
327
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,838
Just a couple more.
328
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,808
There, you're finished.
329
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,073
Now we just wait while
it tallies up your score.
330
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,943
Well, I don't think
331
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,948
you can really go by
something like this.
332
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,176
I'm sure it's more of a game.
333
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,208
You know, for fun.
334
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,154
"Your test results show
that you strongly prefer
335
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,124
the company of white people."
336
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,125
What?!
337
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,286
Wow, and the
"strongly" is flashing.
338
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,556
Ugh! Man!
339
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,531
This test is 100% incorrect.
340
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,194
I do not prefer
white people over...
341
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,202
others.
342
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:35,368
Roger, tell 'em.
343
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,377
I poured you cream!
344
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,449
Monday's the earliest I
could schedule a repairman
345
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,819
to fix the water heater.
346
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,757
But I boiled up some
water for a sponge bath
347
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,760
and had enough left
over for a cup of tea
348
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,228
a cup of soup and a boiled egg.
349
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,321
Fine.
350
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,331
What's wrong?
351
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,026
You can have the egg.
352
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,161
I took this stupid
racial preference test
353
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,694
on the Internet today in
front of the whole office
354
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,001
and failed miserably.
355
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:10,339
The results claim that
I only like white people.
356
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,437
A test?
357
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,505
Come on, faster, Peggy.
You're nearly done.
358
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,312
Don't rush me!
359
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,876
I can't even remember
what keys to push here.
360
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,581
See? I told you it was stupid.
361
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,886
There's no way this test
can determine anything.
362
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,983
I can't even
believe I'm taking it.
363
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,357
There. There, you've finished.
364
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,329
Now it adds up your crazy score.
365
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,389
You know, I don't
even care what it says
366
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,628
because this test
is absolutely stu...
367
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,000
Oh, yeah!
368
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,972
Strongly prefer the
company of black people?
369
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,976
Well, you can't argue
with results, Hank.
370
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,173
Quite honestly, I think
it's a pretty good test.
371
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,306
Honey, check to see if
there's paper in the printer.
372
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,474
I want to make a copy.
373
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:53,919
♪ Amen. ♪
374
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,321
Please be seated.
375
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,121
For today's sermon, I'd like
all the children of the flock
376
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,651
to gather up front.
377
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,302
You sicken me.
378
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,495
Can anyone tell me
379
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,904
what color this is?
380
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,908
White.
381
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:15,909
How about this one?
382
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:16,910
Black.
383
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,912
Very good.
384
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,981
Did you know that God
created all the colors
385
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,041
and loves them all equally?
386
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,179
That's why he puts
them in the same box.
387
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,419
Unfortunately, there are
some people in the world
388
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,859
who would prefer to keep
white crayons in their own box
389
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:39,491
separate from the other crayons.
390
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,078
Hank, Reverend
Stroup loaned us a tool
391
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,604
to help with our burden.
392
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,675
And by virtue of my desire
to be around black people,
393
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,813
I will help guide you
on the road to recovery.
394
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,619
What am I supposed
to do with these?
395
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,455
They're racial tolerance dolls.
396
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,688
You practice
interacting with them.
397
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,924
I will not play with dolls.
398
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,932
Do you want me to
tell Reverend Stroup
399
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:13,933
you wouldn't even try?
400
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,901
What do I have to do?
401
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,461
The first step to
recovery is to admit
402
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,473
that you have a problem
with black people.
403
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:21,474
But I don't.
404
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:25,274
A man should not be
judged by the color of his skin,
405
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,472
but by the actions...
406
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,947
Admit it!
407
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,007
Sorry, Hank, but it's
part of the treatment.
408
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,851
Now admit it!
409
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,856
If you found those
dolls in my room,
410
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,381
I swear I've never
seen them before.
411
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,394
Relax, Bobby. They
belong to your father.
412
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,487
Dad plays with dolls?
413
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:44,497
Mm-hmm.
414
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,692
No, I'm not playing with dolls.
415
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,758
I'm, uh, interacting with them.
416
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:53,967
Oh. Can I interact
with the dolls, too?
417
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,633
Sure, son, let's
interact together.
418
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:02,706
Hello, have you seen
419
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,776
a big fluffy kitty
running around here?
420
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,084
What's your kitten's name?
421
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,420
We call her Whiskers,
422
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,325
but she'll answer to Kee-Kee.
423
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,090
Here, Kee-Kee-Kee-Kee-Kee.
424
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,562
Uh, come on, Kee-Kee.
425
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,898
Where are you?
426
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,763
I'll get it.
427
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,138
You two just keep
on looking for that cat.
428
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,769
Maybe your cat
is under the table.
429
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,176
Here, Kee-Kee.
430
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:37,081
Lady Bird, no! Wait!
431
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,846
Lady Bird, drop it!
432
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,149
Dear Lord, we have
formed a prayer circle
433
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:44,646
to pray for Hank
Hill's racist heart.
434
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,738
♪ Come on, people now,
smile on your brother ♪
435
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,209
♪ Everybody get together ♪
436
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:09,910
♪ Got to love one
another right now. ♪
437
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:15,648
Just down the
hallway on your right.
438
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,916
So, you got yourself
a leak, do you?
439
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,394
Well, don't you worry.
440
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,556
I'll fix her good as new.
441
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,395
Uh, you might want to...
442
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,300
I got a magnetic
screwdriver you can use.
443
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,827
You're dropping the
screws on the floor.
444
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,669
You're going to lose them.
445
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,938
Look, you called me
because you needed my help,
446
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,572
so if you'll just
let me do the job.
447
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,105
What's wrong, Lady Bird?
448
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,118
Get your dog off of me!
449
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,380
Lady Bird, stop!
450
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,614
What in the world?
451
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,088
I don't know what got into her.
452
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,557
She just started
biting this... white guy.
453
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,991
This dog is crazy!
454
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,426
Get away! Ow! Ow!
455
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,521
Lady Bird's biting a white guy.
456
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,963
A white guy, Peggy.
457
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,728
That dog trainer was right.
458
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,100
Lady Bird did pick up on
my subconscious cues.
459
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,298
But I don't hate black people.
460
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,863
I hate repairmen.
461
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,931
Hey, hey!
462
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,534
You were upset that
you couldn't fix the heater
463
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:15,810
and so that's why Lady
Bird attacked Mack.
464
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,214
Is Reverend Stroup still here?
465
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,308
She's got to see this.
466
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,683
Let's go get her before
they start another song.
467
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,747
Wait! Don't leave me! Help!
468
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:24,757
Coming.
469
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,758
Hello?
470
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:29,193
Good Lord!
471
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,390
Mr. Walker, please
open the door.
472
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,796
The Klan meeting's been moved
473
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,993
to The Pancake House.
474
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,559
Please, I can
explain everything.
475
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:40,300
I assure you Lady
Bird will not bite you.
476
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,308
Yeah, I've heard
that one before.
477
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,468
You don't understand.
478
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,978
Lady Bird didn't bite
you 'cause you're black.
479
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,980
She sensed that it
really bothered me
480
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,505
having someone work
on my water heater.
481
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,573
Really?
482
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,609
Yeah. She just bit
another repairman.
483
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,678
A white guy. I checked.
484
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,247
And he's Scotch-Irish
all the way back.
485
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,624
I swear to you on my 20 years
486
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,323
of selling propane and
propane accessories
487
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:09,233
that my dog and
I are not racist.
488
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:17,233
See there? She does like you.
489
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,338
Aw, you're a good
doggy, aren't you?
490
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,780
Yes, you are.
491
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:23,783
Yes, she is.
492
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:29,722
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493
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,092
Here, Kee-Kee-Kee-Kee.