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Looking sharp, Mom.
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Hey, are you subbing today?
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Bobby, you know I am.
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You left me that message that
they want me to sub for Italian.
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Uh, no...
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I wanted an Italian
sub for lunch.
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Well, I'm all dressed up.
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I guess I could just
shelve books at the library
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till they throw me out.
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Oh, dang it.
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Says here because
of high produce prices
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schools are yanking
vegetables from their menu.
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Man, first they get rid of the
organic garden, and now this.
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What is it with this
school and vegetables?
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Organic garden?
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What organic garden?
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The coaches try to
keep it under wraps.
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You see, the kids who
want to get out of gym class
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can work in the garden instead.
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I just wish
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I'd found out about it sooner.
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Then I wouldn't have take
the Presidential Fitness Test.
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You'd rather work
in an organic garden
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than participate in the
Presidential Fitness Test?
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Where's your patriotism, boy?
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I hate doing the flexed-arm
hang in front of everyone.
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They call me T-Rex because
my arms can't support my weight.
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Bobby, the flexed-arm hang...
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I know, I know...
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Could mean the difference
between life and death.
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Doesn't matter anyway.
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Mr. Tomich is retiring
and the garden is closing.
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End of story.
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So, as you can see
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and smell,
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I am a very gifted gardener.
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Sorry, Peggy, but we're not
looking to replace Mr. Tomich.
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See, nobody really
needs an organic garden.
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The football team,
on the other hand,
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could use more storage
space for their blocking sleds
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and old, broken helmets.
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Nice punt.
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I tell you, this
team's got something.
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Not like last year.
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Runts almost got me fired.
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What if the garden was
working for the football team?
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Football? I'm listening.
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My husband read in
the paper this morning
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about the veggie shortage.
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This team needs their vitamins.
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How do you expect
them to make it to State
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without iceberg on
their hamburgers?
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If you put me in charge
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I will provide the team
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with the freshest vegetables
in Heimlich County.
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Tell you what, Peggy,
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I'll give you a shot.
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You do okay, we'll
talk permanent.
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And make sure you grow kale.
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That new quarterback
we got loves kale.
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Hey, Dad, want to see me? No.
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But you don't know what I... No.
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Say hello to Tom
Landry Middle School's
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newest organic
gardening teacher.
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You saved the garden?
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Way to go, Mom!
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Mm-hmm. And now it will
be supplying fresh vegetables
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to the football team.
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Organic garden?
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That's what hippies eat.
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When was the last
time you saw a hippie
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that could take on
an offensive tackle?
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Oh, who cares?
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Hank, organic gardening
is terribly inefficient.
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It's a full-time job.
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It could be my full-time job.
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Good morning, class.
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I am your new gardening
teacher, Mrs. Hill.
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So, this is all of you?
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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Oh, this looks ripe.
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Let's get to work.
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Work?
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Mom, you're embarrassing me.
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Mr. Tomich did
everything himself.
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Sometimes we picked stuff.
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Mostly we just sat
around and whatever.
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Well, there will be
no "whatevering"
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in Mrs. Hill's garden.
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Mmm. So that's
why people eat fruit.
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Mmm...
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Boy, look at those
jumping jacks.
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This is the year,
I tell you what.
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Hey, Mom, why are we
bringing all of this up to the field?
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So the cafeteria cooks
can't steal our glory.
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Coming through.
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Make room for tomatoes so juicy
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you'll want to eat
them with a lifeguard.
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Organic goodness.
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Straight from Mother
Nature's womb.
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Uh, h-hey, look over there.
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Who's got a stopwatch?
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Let's check out the
hang time on that punter.
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Hey, Hank, that's some
fine-looking produce
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your boy's got there.
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Yeah, maybe it'll
give them enough juice
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to get off their
butts and hustle!
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Huh, I guess this stuff
does look pretty good.
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Looks a lot better than
that got-dang special teams!
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Can't catch a punt
to save their lives!
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Good work, kid.
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You know, I got to admit, Peggy,
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this stuff looks so good
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I might have to
became a vegetarian.
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Not really.
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Look sharp, Bobby,
it's the coach.
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That's a heck of a
good-looking berry.
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Keep up the good work, son.
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"Keep up the good work, son."
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Yep, that's what the
coach said to Bobby.
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And then when Bobby
set out those organic onions
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it was like he caught
a 32-yard pass.
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What exactly
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are you trying to do, Hank?
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Turn our school
into some sort of
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bohemian Montessori love-fest?
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No, it's not like that.
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It's not like the organic
gardening they did at Jonestown.
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It's more like farming.
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And you should have
seen the size of the crops.
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I tell you, for a bunch
of gym-dodgers,
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these kids did a
pretty decent job.
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Well, I guess I'm
going to head on in
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and watch some of the
Home and Garden network.
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It's Compost Week.
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Bobby and I are thinking of
making a batch for the team.
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Dang it, now I've
got compost fever.
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Me, too.
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Maybe we could pitch in.
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Great idea.
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Now we need to find
some leftover food,
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lawn clippings, dead
leaves and coffee grounds
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that have been left to
rot for a long, long time.
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Just for the record, there is a
garbage can in there somewhere.
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You know what would
make this baby sing?
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Bat guano. Nature's Miracle-Gro.
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Where do you buy
bat guano? Sears?
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Yes. But it lacks
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the potency of straight-
out-of-the-bat feces.
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Nope, we have to
go right to the source.
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Mano-a-guano.
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"Gold Bar summer squash."
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Mmm.
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Ah! Mom, come here!
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Look at all these bugs.
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Oh.
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Mrs. Hill, Spencer
told me to tell you
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there's some weird
fungus on the turnips
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and I saw some
snails near the lettuce.
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I already stepped on one.
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It was pretty cool.
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Oh, God. We have to feed
these to the football team today.
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Why did I promise them
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a field of greens?
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Die! Die! Die!
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Hey, everybody,
the cavalry's here.
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Bobby, show the coach
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what kind of ammo
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you've got for our troops today.
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Oh, you know, just
more of the same.
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What the hell happened
to this carrot, son?
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I wouldn't feed it
to sixth grade J.V.
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Oh, this is terrible.
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Got anything else
for the team to eat?
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An old hubcap?
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A wadded-up newspaper?
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Peggy, I got to tell you,
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my job would be a lot easier
if you weren't feeding worms
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to the football team.
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I got to call this
garden thing off.
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No, you can't do that.
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Oh, man.
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I was practically
on the football team.
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Now, hold on, Carl.
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Can I remind you
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of the time the school
board wanted to fire
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a certain principal
for growing a ponytail?
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Well, Hank, that
was a long time ago.
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A lot of us said, "Yeah,
he looks like a jackass,
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but he deserves another chance,"
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and that's all we're asking for.
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You got two weeks.
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Hey, Coach, I don't feel so...
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One week.
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Don't worry, Peggy,
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we'll turn that garden around.
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I have never seen a
problem teamwork couldn't fix.
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"Aphids. Worms."
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Why does every book
about organic gardens
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have naked people in it?
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Well, this one has
three chapters on Nixon
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and nothing about bugs.
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So when they say "Mother Earth"
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they mean dirt, right?
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I'm not sure, but
wait, listen to this:
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"Snails are attracted
to the smell of beer.
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They will follow the scent,
fall into the beer and drown."
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Just like Judy Garland.
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Okay, here we are.
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What a... uh...
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great-looking
group of kids this is.
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This isn't all of them, is it?
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Uh, so how many of you
have ever tried out for a team?
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And how many of you have
ever been picked for a team?
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Uh... okay then.
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Well, I'm forming a team.
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The Garden Team.
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And you're all my
first-round draft picks.
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All right! I'm
playing for my dad.
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With your permission, I'd
like to lead us in a cheer.
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Give me a...
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Permission denied.
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Now, if we're
going to be a team,
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we got to play together
and give it all we got.
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So let's get in there and show
these bugs we mean business.
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Last call for beer, you
little garden munchers.
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You don't have to go home,
but you cannot stay here.
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Now, supposedly
these milk cartons
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will help protect the base of
the plants from crawling bugs,
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"which are all beautiful
in their own way."
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Queen Amidala,
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I will save you
from the Dark Side.
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If there were more
than one garden team,
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we'd be in last place.
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Quit screwing around, guys.
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And forget about Queen
Amidala and the Dark Side.
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Who's saving these
cucumbers from aphids?
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Boy, it's true what they say
about the Denton Flea Market.
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You really can
get anything there.
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So how much guano
have you collected so far?
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None. But I've been
feeding it bugs and prunes
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and massaging its colon
for the past two days,
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so the flood gates
are about to open.
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Build an ark, boys.
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We're going to need more bats.
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Andrew,
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how many times
do I have to tell you,
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the weed puller is for...
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pulling weeds.
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Oh, good job.
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Dang it, Rain, I don't
think your extract of hippie
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is going to help our garden.
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Actually, these are ashes
from our wood stove at home.
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They discourage
slugs and cut worms.
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Rain, you have
just earned yourself
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a high five.
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Come on, don't leave me hanging.
261
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Hank, why isn't this working?
262
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,153
Damn it, these bugs
are eating my career.
263
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,320
Peggy, I had my doubts about
this whole organic thing, too,
264
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,330
but if the old gardening teacher
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00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,563
pulled it off, then so can we.
266
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,725
Look at these kids.
267
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They're actually
working as a team.
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00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,636
Slow down, Tommy.
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Save some water
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for the plants.
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Mr. Tomich
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I don't know how you did it.
273
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,271
I tried every organic
trick in the book.
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Soapy water, pepper
spray, tobacco, cotton balls,
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00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,610
pecan shells, ladybugs...
276
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,642
and I got jack.
277
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:36,622
How about Methyl isothiocyanate?
278
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,852
That wasn't in my
organic gardening book.
279
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:39,859
What is it?
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A very powerful pesticide.
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Just be sure not to
get any on your hands.
282
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,528
But... but the whole point
283
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,228
is to teach kids about
organic gardening.
284
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,567
That's why you
don't tell anybody.
285
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,971
Oh, my God, you
grew a garden of lies.
286
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,567
Yes, and tomatoes
the size of your cranium.
287
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,773
Look, if you want to keep
your garden and your job,
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00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,144
you got to use pesticides.
289
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:04,014
What do you think is keeping
termites from eating this deck?
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00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,746
Love?
291
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,408
Dad, look at the
size of this one!
292
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,677
If Gallagher smashed it,
293
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,413
it would reach all the way
to the back of the room.
294
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:44,390
You see, Peggy, you didn't
have faith, but look at his place.
295
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Is there anything beer can't do?
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00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,504
Uh... uh-huh, you're right.
297
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,895
I know this stuff is
for the football team,
298
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,489
but it just looks so good,
299
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,501
I'm going to have
to try a sample.
300
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,661
Hank, no! No!
301
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,694
It... it's for the
football team.
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00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,603
And don't touch your eyes.
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According to the nice lady
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00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,601
at the Flying Mammal Society,
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00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,736
this bridge is home
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00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,871
to more than 30,000 bats.
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00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,973
Even if half of them
are constipated,
308
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,008
it's still a gold mine.
309
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:16,182
Oh, man, got dang
ol' P and ol' U, man.
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00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,020
Oh, God, it's awful.
311
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,657
The floor is slippery.
312
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,258
That's a good sign.
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00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,269
Boomhauer, get ready.
314
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,770
I think I hear something.
315
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,266
Yes!
316
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,372
Picking up...
317
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,506
Uh-oh.
318
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:46,344
Oh, God, we've awakened
a sleeping, pooping giant!
319
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:52,558
I've got a bat in my mouth!
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00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,557
Listen up, team.
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00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,030
I just wanted to tell you all
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00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,589
how proud I am.
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00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,261
You've overcome
the elements, the bugs
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00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,634
and God knows,
your own limitations.
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00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,298
I got heat stroke.
326
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,534
Look at this.
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00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,973
I thought it was a tumor,
328
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:13,309
but Mom said it was a callus.
329
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,315
And since you guys
are working like a team,
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00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:19,479
I figured it's about time
you looked like one.
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00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,149
Yep, team jerseys.
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00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,158
Bobby, you keep up the good work
333
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,217
and I might have to
sew a "C" on the jersey
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00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,025
for Captain.
335
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,800
Oh...
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00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:47,542
All right, team.
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00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,606
Early bird kills the worm.
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00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,776
Peggy?
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00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,185
What?! What?!
340
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,190
Peggy, what are you doing?
341
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:09,168
Well, I... I was just vacuuming?
342
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,171
That's a skull and
crossbones sticker.
343
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,172
It says, "Warning: poison."
344
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,165
All right, I've been
spraying pesticides.
345
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,906
But, Peggy, this is
an organic garden.
346
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,881
Using chemicals is the only
thing you're not allowed to do.
347
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,314
Oh, come on, Hank.
348
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,875
How else do you think it
was able to grow so well?
349
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,181
You mean it wasn't us?
350
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,416
The team?
351
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:33,051
And I already thanked
God for a bountiful harvest.
352
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,187
He must think I'm an idiot.
353
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,492
Well, I had no choice.
354
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,829
You can't get anything
good without chemicals.
355
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:44,065
Chemicals are what keep
my hair so high and brown.
356
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:47,665
Hank? Hank!
357
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,699
Screw helping the football team.
358
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,074
If they want guano,
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00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,137
they can crawl through
hell getting it like we did.
360
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,876
I had to burn my favorite Levis
361
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,646
and a hat that was
perfectly molded to my head.
362
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,652
Step right up, man.
363
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,746
Get a little ol' guano just like
them dang ol' Egyptians, man.
364
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,654
Gonna change your life, man.
365
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,091
Jus-just guaranteed
to be fresh too, man.
366
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,094
You, sir,
367
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:11,188
why are you afraid to
take the guano challenge?
368
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,098
Are you afraid it
might rock your world?
369
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,192
Coward!
370
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:21,196
So Principal Moss pulled
the plug on the garden.
371
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,569
The football team is
moving their blocking sleds
372
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,206
over there next week.
373
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,843
Good. I'm on a
gotdang mailing list
374
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,479
for an organic food store now.
375
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,013
To think I shopped at a
place called Passages.
376
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,550
I guess the garden team has
one more game left, huh, Dad.
377
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,859
Harvesting the last crop.
378
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,865
There never was any garden team.
379
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,799
This was just your mother,
380
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,029
the cheater, spraying
her cheater juice
381
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,037
all over the place.
382
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,538
No, it wasn't.
383
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,564
We worked hard on that garden.
384
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,075
Who knows what we really did.
385
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,135
It's like we all got
caught using steroids.
386
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,147
The only honorable
thing left to do
387
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:05,675
is forfeit and
get off the field.
388
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:13,654
What are you doing, Bobby?
389
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,786
The garden team's dead.
390
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,796
We should just set
fire to the whole thing
391
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:17,853
and watch it burn.
392
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,092
We planted this garden,
393
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,100
and we worked
hard to make it grow.
394
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,102
Now, there's one
more harvest left,
395
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,469
and the snails are going to
have to go through me to get it.
396
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,469
He's open.
397
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,868
He's open!
398
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,531
He... Gotdangit!
399
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,906
Oh, look who it
is... Hippie Hill.
400
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,242
Hey, Granola, what's your boy
doing in the garden over there?
401
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,304
Dang it, Bobby.
402
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,316
All right, I'll go make
sure they're gone
403
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,408
before the football team
404
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,419
brings over their
blocking sleds.
405
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,944
Keep it up, team.
406
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,753
It's the fifth quarter
407
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,783
and time's running out.
408
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,692
I know you're tired and sore,
409
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:26,460
but if we don't bring these
vegetables in, no one will.
410
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,298
So keep picking till
you can't pick anymore,
411
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,270
and then pick one more.
412
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,602
Try planting this.
413
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,904
It's raining pain.
414
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:36,909
Incoming.
415
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,911
They're coming.
They always come.
416
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:39,912
My glasses.
417
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:40,913
Move it! Move it!
418
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,471
If there's something
419
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,075
in your way, run over it.
420
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,211
Get out of the
way, garden dorks.
421
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:53,215
Why, Dad? Why?
422
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,329
I don't think so.
423
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,957
These kids have worked hard,
424
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,968
and this is what's
going to happen.
425
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,970
They're going to
harvest their vegetables,
426
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:04,971
you guys are going to eat 'em,
427
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,405
and then you're
going to say thank you.
428
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,440
Move 'em, Hank.
429
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,069
These cupcakes don't
belong on the football field.
430
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,079
You guys know I
can play running back,
431
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,946
but I can block, too.
432
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,746
As I recall, Rick, you
were a tennis player, right?
433
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,887
All right, come on,
let's get back to practice.
434
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,603
We have been working
on this garden for a week,
435
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,839
and I tried to resist, but...
436
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,872
Dad, give me a wheelbarrow ride!
437
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,408
Okay, quick, get in.
438
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:57,219
Can I help?
439
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,986
I've gone straight. I swear.
440
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,583
I'm done with chemicals.
441
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,288
I didn't even use any shampoo
442
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,422
or soap or deodorant
this morning.
443
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:12,064
Smell me.
444
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,005
You can help step on beetles.
445
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,405
But I got to warn you,
446
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,410
the ones that
survive the poisons
447
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,411
are really tough.
448
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:24,406
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Is there anything Beer can't do?