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I bought this whetstone
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the day Bobby was born.
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I can't believe he's ready to
sharpen his first mower blade.
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Son...
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you're a teenager now, on
your way to becoming a man.
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This will help you
on the journey.
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Wow. I've always
wanted one of these.
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No, no! Stop that!
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This is for sharpening
mower blades.
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You'll sharpen every Saturday
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and when you've shown me
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you can handle
the responsibility
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you'll get to use those
blades to mow the lawn.
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Okay.
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Hey, don't put that down there.
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Oops. Sorry.
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Dang it, Bobby.
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You're going to rake leaves
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until that whetstone
is paid off.
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And every Thursday,
you're going to bag them
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and drag them to the curb
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so they can be picked up
by garbageman Morehouse.
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How about he grabs
the bags himself?
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He seems to like it, Dad.
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He's made a career of it.
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Start raking.
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What the...?
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Bobby!
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Coming.
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Ow!
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Huh? I've been
practicing all morning.
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That's it.
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You're grounded
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until you're ready to
pick up those leaves.
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Okay.
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I mean it, mister.
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Can I take the rake with me?
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No.
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Dinner's ready.
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In a minute.
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Son, I'm sorry I had to come
down hard on you, but you're...
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What are you doing?
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Just smelling stuff.
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Uh-huh.
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The clock radio smells
like my Game Boy
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but it tastes like
my library card.
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I wonder if it smells
different when it's on?
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So, where's Bobby?
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I want to talk to
someone while you work.
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He's grounded.
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Not that he cares.
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He's just sitting there, uh...
smelling things in his room.
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That boy ain't right.
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Don't blame Bobby.
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You've been babying him
ever since he was a baby.
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I don't baby him.
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I've explained responsibility
to him a hundred times.
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Explain?!
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You don't explain
responsibility to a child.
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You pound it into them
with steel-toed boots.
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Uh, well, I-I don't
really know if...
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I know.
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And I'll tell you.
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We got to chisel the
man out of the baby fat
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via the Fort Berk Academy.
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That's what worked for me.
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I always wanted to
go to the Academy.
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And I wish I could've sent you.
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Unfortunately, you were
such a bumbling moron
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I couldn't vouch for you.
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I think I would've
made a great cadet.
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Nah, you wouldn't
have been no good.
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But if you'd gone, you'd
know how to handle Bobby.
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Yep, even the Academy's
two-week boot camp
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does more than most parents
can do to their kids in a lifetime.
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Now Bobby... he'd
make a fine cadet.
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Huh.
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I do not know how Bobby
gets this cape so wrinkled.
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Yeah, I don't know what
to do about him, either.
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What would you think about
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letting the instructors at
Fort Berk take a crack at him?
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Cotton's old school?
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Sure. And then maybe this summer
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we can send him to
Cotton's old POW camp.
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Peggy, I talked to the principal
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and he assured me that
they are tough, but not rough.
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He spent a long
time on the phone
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explaining the distinction.
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Come on. Today,
you're ironing his cape.
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If we don't take drastic action
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tomorrow there'll be
a top hat in the picture.
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Bobby?
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It's your Gampy.
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We got a little present for ya.
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Hi, Ging-ging.
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What'd you bring me?
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Wow, a costume!
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"You want the truth?
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You can't handle the truth!"
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It's perfect.
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This ain't no costume, boy.
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It's a uniform.
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Standard issue for all
cadets at Fort Berk Academy.
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Huh?
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Yep. We're giving you
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the privilege of attending
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the Academy's two-week
boot camp program.
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Enjoy your spring break, son.
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Boot camp?
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Can't we work something out?
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What if I agreed to a spanking?
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You can have both.
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I'm not sure what this means
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but I once heard that when you're
stuck in an unpleasant situation
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it helps to just lie back
and think of England.
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That's enough, Hank's wife!
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If you got more
feelings to express
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get in the kitchen and
put them in a bundt cake.
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Pi-diddle.
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Come on, Bobby.
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Whenever you see a cripple plate
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yell "pi-diddle" and
punch your dad.
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I'm not much in the mood
to play games, Grandpa.
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Come on, boy.
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Take your tee-hees
while you can.
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Soon enough, all the silly
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is going to get beaten
out of you. For good.
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You'll be fine, Bobby.
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But if you start crying
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just try to push the
tears onto your forehead
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so it'll look like sweat.
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In my day, the principal was
the meanest son of a bitch
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God ever put on one leg.
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He'd lean on a desk with both
hands and swing his leg at you.
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Then, when you
were standing there
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shocked that a one-legged
man had kicked you, he'd bite you.
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Oops. Well.
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Huh.
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How you like that?
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Must've over-reminisced
and brought up my pain water.
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Pi-diddle.
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There it is, boys.
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God! Ain't it beautiful?
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That, my friend, is "the hole."
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If I had a nickel
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for every boy that
went loco in there
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I'd be eating nickel soup.
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They can put a boy in a hole?
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No, they... They gots to!
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It's hard to be willful if
your will's been broken.
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What are you doing?
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Well, I was planning on
coming in with you guys.
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I thought I explained
this to you 30 years ago.
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You ain't good enough!
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I was just going
to help Bobby get...
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You've helped enough!
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Starting now, Fort
Berk takes over.
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So keep yourself and your
hippie style of parenting
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outside the gate.
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Dad?
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Good Lord, they're going
to have to get bigger sticks
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to beat the frosting
out of these fatties.
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But they'll do it.
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Colonel Hill, it's an honor
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to finally meet our
most decorated alumnus.
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You're darn skippy it is
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but I don't wants my boy
getting no special handling.
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I assure you, Colonel
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he'll get the
standard treatment.
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Well, boy, may God bless you.
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Not that it would
help you in here.
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I can hardly wait
to see my grandson
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all toughened up.
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You think you folks
could mail me copies
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of his daily beating logs?
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Colonel Hill, you do realize
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things have changed
since your time here?
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All right, you can
e-mail them to me.
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Lights out!
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I suggest you get as
much sleep as you can
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before the senior cadets come by
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to... welcome you.
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Oh, no, I made a code yellow.
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Oh, God, my grandpa told
me they come in and beat you
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with sacks full of
frozen oranges.
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Oh, dang!
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Someone's coming.
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Lie back and think of England.
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Hugh Grant, Spice
Girls... Paddington.
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I don't get it.
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Why was that
supposed to be scary?
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Well, five more
minutes like that
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and I guess it might have
caused some hearing damage.
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Just think, when Bobby
comes home from Fort Berk
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he's going to be respectful,
obedient and easy to manage.
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That's right, Hank...
Just like a... a show dog.
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My grandpa says that
all you get for breakfast
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is a spoonful of salt
and some stale bread.
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Oh, man!
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That's how they brainwash you.
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They starve you first.
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Okay, plebes, move it.
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Crepe station closes
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in five minutes.
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Uh, these sure are
some good peas, Peggy.
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What's your secret?
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Microwave.
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I wonder if Bobby's
being forced to sleep
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in mud or dung right now?
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Wait, what's today, Tuesday?
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Dung.
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No one is answering, Hank!
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Oh, they're probably
all bound and gagged.
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Oh, my God.
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What if the wires
from this doorbell
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are connected to his nipples?
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It is worse than I
could have imagined!
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Will you let us in?!
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Let us in!
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We demand to see Bobby Hill!
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Peggy, protocol.
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Sir, permission
to see Cadet Hill
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while keeping a respectful
distance from the grounds.
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Oh, you're his father.
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We talked on the phone.
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You're welcome to come in.
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I am?
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Of course, and
so is your lawyer.
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We have nothing to hide.
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Your concern for your son
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is perfectly normal,
but I can assure you
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Cadet Hill is excelling here.
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Mom! Dad!
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Bobby! Honey, are you okay?
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Blink if you're not.
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I'm great, ma'am.
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Cadet Hill, why don't
you take your parents
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to Survival Crafts class?
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I can attend a
class at Fort Berk?
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Well, I won't let
you down, Bobby.
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I mean, Cadet Hill.
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On the battlefield
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you may find yourself stranded
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without enough water to survive
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but with a sufficient
quantity of mud
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you will have the ability
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to create your own
bowl, pot, urn, decanter
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or beaker to collect rainwater.
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Very nice work, Mr. Hill.
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We'll make sure to have
that glazed before you go.
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Did you hear that, Peggy?
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I'm doing it.
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I'm Fort Berk material.
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Where's dinner?
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It's 3:00, Dad.
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I can't eat excuses.
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You heard from Bobby?
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Yeah, he's, uh, surviving.
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Surviving?!
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He's got too much
of you and that one
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to be surviving at Fort Berk.
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Even I
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barely survived
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and I didn't have Gas Monkey
and Sasquatch for parents.
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I will have you know, Cotton
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that Bobby is thriving.
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We went to Fort Berk
yesterday and saw him.
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What in the name of Ned?!
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They ain't supposed to
let you two on campus.
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They are required to by law
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and we sat in on
one of his classes.
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Hank, show him
the bowl you made.
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What the...?!
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You made a bowl?
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Well, yeah.
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It's a combat bowl.
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Bobby made one, too.
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Combat bowl?
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The only bowl he's
supposed to make
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is from a hollowed-out skull.
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How you doing in
there, you poor saps?
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What the...?
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Is that all the respect
you got for me?
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You go and turn
my childhood home
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into a giant sissy factory!
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How's my grandson
supposed to toughen up
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with you candying his ass?!
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Sir, when I got here
from Antioch College...
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You're fired! Get out!
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You can't just fire me.
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Is that a fact?
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Okay, Powderpuff
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I would like you to speak
to Clean Latrine Gene
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who happens to be the
chairman of your board of trustees.
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General Gene Jefford?
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That's right.
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Uh, h-hello.
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Yes, sir, yes, sir.
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Very well, I...
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Can I keep the Aeron desk chair?
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Thank you, sir.
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Hey, after this
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let's go to the mess
and get a smoothie.
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Grandpa?
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Fall in!
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The previous commander
was just as soft
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and ineffective as your parents
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and your parents are not
paying good money for that.
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Now, I'm here to make sure
they get their money's worth.
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With interest.
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There's going to be
changes around here
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and ain't none of
you going to like it.
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Day is night, joy
is pain, love is hate!
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Good thinking, Private McFainty.
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Sleep up
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'cause starting at 0400 hours
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you don't gets no more.
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See you at sunrise, weakies.
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State your business.
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Grandpa. Gampy. Ging-ging.
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It's Bobby here. Your Bing-Bing.
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I ain't your Ging-ging,
and you ain'ts my Bing-bing.
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And if you think I'm giving
you special treatment, well...
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you're right on target.
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Good, because I
told the fellows...
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Hush, boy! I will "special treat"
you to a double dose of pain!
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00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,370
Why?
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I want you to come out
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of this cauldron of burning hell
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the best damn cadet you can be.
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00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,637
Thanks, but you don't
have to worry about that.
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00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,617
All we really want is
the phone service back
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and the mattresses for our beds.
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00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,688
Quiet!
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00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:40,383
Now, your daddy tells me
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you have a problem
raking leaves.
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00:15:43,226 --> 00:15:44,353
Well, I guarantee
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00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:46,658
you won't have a
problem raking leaves
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after you've picked up every
leaf on this campus with...
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a fork!
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00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:05,138
What the hell are
you doing, boy?!
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00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:08,149
You gave me a fork, so I
figured I'd eat the leaves.
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00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,484
Boy, am I stuffed!
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00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:15,458
Just kidding, Grandpa.
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00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,361
Maybe this is my fault
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for not properly motivating you.
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00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:21,930
If it's food you want...
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I could eat.
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You don't want to rake
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00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,797
then maybe you need more energy.
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00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:29,567
This rotten pile of
backwash is all for you, boy.
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00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:31,049
And you're gonna
keep shoveling it down
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00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,406
until it starts coming up!
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00:16:33,442 --> 00:16:36,071
Okay.
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00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,627
Dinner's over.
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00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:56,724
Now I'm gonna give you
something cold for dessert.
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00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,734
Okay.
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00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,204
Anything cracks
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00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,535
if you freeze it long enough.
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00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,669
How you doing, boy?
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00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,177
I'm okay.
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00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:16,709
Mom says I'm naturally
built for winter climates.
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God dang it!
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00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:21,817
You're going into the hole.
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00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:25,021
The hole's what broke me
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00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:27,929
and that's what's
gonna break you, too.
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00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:32,627
Time to say good-bye, soldier.
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00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:37,129
Go and get in your grow-up box!
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00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:38,141
Ging-ging?
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00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:39,233
Quit your still-standing.
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00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:43,770
Start running till
you hit the horizon.
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00:17:58,527 --> 00:17:59,654
See, Forky?
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00:17:59,695 --> 00:18:01,254
I just knew there
was a better world
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00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,822
outside the cutlery drawer.
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00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,409
I wonder what Bobby's doing now?
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00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,111
Probably having a bull
session in the barracks
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00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:08,468
with his new pals.
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00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:13,003
Bobby? Bobby, are you okay?!
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00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:21,042
Tap once if you're okay.
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00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:30,226
Oh, hey, Didi.
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00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:31,989
I've got the new TV Guide here
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with all the judge shows
circled like my dad likes.
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00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:35,765
Is he around?
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00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:37,960
No. Cotton's at Fort Berk.
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00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,061
What? He has temporarily
taken over the Academy.
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00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,765
Oh, my God, no.
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00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:45,206
Yes. He is ruling
with an iron fist.
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00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:48,143
He threw Bobby in the
hole about three days ago.
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00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,508
Bwaaagh!
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00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,607
He ain't gonna be
a pretty sight, boys.
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00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,618
Humpty Dumpty's done cracked
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00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,620
but now we can put
him back together
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00:18:57,653 --> 00:19:00,122
and rebuild him
as a super-cadet.
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00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,730
Dad, are you crazy? Let him out.
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00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,395
I was just fixing to.
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00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:20,172
Bobby? Bobby?
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00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:21,177
Give him some air.
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00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,508
Bobby?
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00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:25,481
Hmm?
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00:19:25,548 --> 00:19:28,575
Uh... oh.
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00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:30,586
Hey, Dad.
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00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:38,086
Ooh.
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00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:43,065
Well, I've tried a mattress,
I've tried cement...
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00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,092
I'm a mattress guy.
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00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:48,702
Bobby, you're okay?!
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00:19:48,738 --> 00:19:50,707
Same 'ol, same 'ol.
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00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,569
I was merciless!
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00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,839
I dropped down on him
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00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:58,006
like a steam trunk
full of concrete!
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00:19:58,047 --> 00:19:59,345
You didn't budge him
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00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:00,543
did you?
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00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:03,553
I... I don't get it.
What's so funny?
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00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:04,645
I told you it wasn't easy.
416
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,656
You didn't believe
me, did you, Dad?
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00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,716
I guess he was just
born a pile of mush.
418
00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:11,728
Well, I guess you
could say that.
419
00:20:11,761 --> 00:20:13,423
But maybe mush isn't all bad.
420
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,158
You can keep stomping on it
421
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,223
but it's all give; it
just stays mush.
422
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,529
You can't build it up
423
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,536
but you can't break
it down, either.
424
00:20:20,569 --> 00:20:23,368
In a funny way, mush
kind of has the edge.
425
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:30,276
Can you imagine that pile
of mush in the POW camps?
426
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,578
He would've driven
them Tojos crazy.
427
00:20:33,616 --> 00:20:34,616
Three days with Bobby
428
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,380
and they would've quit the war!
429
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:41,954
I wish you could've seen
the old Fort Berk, Hank.
430
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:45,223
But I guess those days is gone.
431
00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:47,628
You know, Colonel, all this
time I've been talking to you
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00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,791
you didn't grant me
permission to speak.
433
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:52,869
That's right.
434
00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,871
That's practically
insubordination.
435
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:57,464
You better drop
and give me 20, boy.
436
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,474
Yes, sir.
437
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,135
Two, three, four.
438
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:04,705
No, no, you're doing
it wrong, Cadet!
439
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,010
Start over!
440
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:09,382
How'd you do it, Bobby?
441
00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:10,681
How'd you survive the hole?
442
00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:14,156
Well, I admit, I started
getting a little worried.
443
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,183
But then I found some
inspirational graffiti
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00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:19,627
on the wall and
it kept me going.
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00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:25,624
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
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00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:09,145
What the?! You made a bowl.