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Hey, Boomhauer.
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How was Houston?
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Do anything, uh, interesting?
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Nah, you know,
man, stuff, you know.
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Usual ol' meetings,
you know, and stuff
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with conferences, stuff
like, you know, uh, dang ol'...
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Liar!
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Show him, Hank.
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An official Houston
Texans bobblehead.
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If you're going to sneak
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around behind the
Dallas Cowboys' backs
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you better not ask a
Cowboy fan to get your mail.
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You went to their
training camp, didn't you?
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You make me sick.
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Dang it, Boomhauer
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just because the Cowboys
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have a bad season
or two, or five,
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doesn't give you the right to
abandon them, right, guys?
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Although I guess
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if we root for the
Texans, it doesn't mean
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we'd have to stop
rooting for the Cowboys.
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Well, they are in
different conferences
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so it would only be a problem
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if they played in
the Super Bowl.
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An all-Texas Super Bowl.
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His will be done.
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Peggy, where's that
list of ATMs in Houston?
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Me and the guys
are going to watch
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the Texans training
camp this weekend.
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This weekend?
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Hank, we have reservations
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at That's Amore Saturday night.
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I-I told you about this.
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I booked the
table in the kitchen.
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The chef's table?
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You got in?!
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Oh, yeah, I sort of
remember you mentioning that.
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Hank, it took me two
months to get that table.
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I promoted an illiterate
student to the ninth grade
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just because his father
delivers meat to That's Amore.
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Sure, let's have dinner
in a restaurant's kitchen.
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Maybe we can have
dessert in the restroom.
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All right, Hank, you are
not understanding me.
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When I make plans,
I check with you first,
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but you... you just go off
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and make whatever plans you
want without even consulting me.
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Fine, I'll consult
you on everything.
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Peggy, I'm going to
go get a glass of water.
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Oh, wait, Peggy, I'm
walking to the refrigerator first.
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Oh! Maybe I should
just take Bobby.
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Bobby, I'm not taking you.
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I was just trying to
get back at your father.
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Oh.
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Uh, Peggy, I've been thinking
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about what you were saying
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and I realized you were
right to be mad at me,
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and I want to make it up to you,
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so, uh...
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♪ Ta-da. ♪
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Guess who's coming
to Houston with us?
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And don't worry, I
cleared it with the guys.
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You're riding shotgun,
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and we don't have to
share a room with Bill.
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Oh, so, you've decided
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I am going to
Houston this weekend,
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and what team
I'm going to root for.
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Have you written a
cheer for me too, Hank?
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Uh... n-no.
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I cannot believe you.
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I am not one of
your propane tanks
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you can just order around
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who will obey your every whim.
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Bobby, it's your lucky day.
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Your father has a
new shirt for you.
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Really?
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No.
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Peggy won't let
me go to Houston.
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Are you two having problems?
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Irreconcilable
differences, maybe?
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As the only
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happily married man out here
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may I suggest marriage
counseling with Dr. Tim Rast?
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"Tim Rast will make
your marriage last."
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I came up with that slogan
during one of our sessions
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while Nancy was
jabbering about something.
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You're going to couples therapy?
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Dang it, Dale, how could you?
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Oh, he's great, Hank...
A real man's man.
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No matter what, he
always takes my side.
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He knows who signs
Nancy's name on his checks.
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Huh. So, all I have
to do is show up
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and he'll tell Peggy I'm
right and she's wrong?
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Y'uh-huh.
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Even when I say something
I know is crazy, he nods.
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Huh. Well, I guess as
long as he's just there
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to tell Peggy she's
wrong, I can't see the harm.
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Uh, Peggy, I don't really
know how to say this,
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and yet there's no
greeting card for it, either.
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What?
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Well, uh, I think we should see
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a professional...
r-relationship person.
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What? You mean a
marriage counselor?
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Like the one Dale and Nancy use.
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Dr. Tim Rast.
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Yes, him.
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Please, Peggy.
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I just need somewhere
safe to go and, uh
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let it all hang out.
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Oh, Hank, don't worry,
I'll handle everything.
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I'll call tomorrow to
make an appointment.
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I already did... Friday at 4:30.
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Huh. So, you made an appointment
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without consulting me.
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Well, at least we know
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the first thing we'll discuss.
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Even his elbows
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are nicotine stained, he
refuses to acknowledge
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he's bald,
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and he sobs
uncontrollably after sex.
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Well, crying can
be a healthy release.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Say, it's that time again.
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But before you go,
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I want to draw something
for y'all to take home.
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This here's a treasure map.
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Ah...
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Every time you
catch yourself thinking
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the key to happiness is out
there somewhere, Nancy,
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I want you to look at this map,
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because it'll lead
you to a treasure
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that will bring the both of you
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untold riches for
the rest of your lives.
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Gimme!
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G'i!
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Dr. Rast really is very good.
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Now, I have solved the family's
emotional crises up to now,
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so, I hope you do not
mind if I take my own notes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm-hmm.
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So, here's the deal, Coach.
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She wants to go to a restaurant
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and eat in the kitchen.
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I know, I don't get it, either.
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And I want to go
see the Texans train.
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I look forward to your ruling.
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This is not just about going
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to see the Texans.
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It is about the Chinese
cooking class we never took,
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the matching outfits
we never wore.
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Do you realize we
have no scented soaps
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anywhere in the house?
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Hank is always
acting like the boss.
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He won't even let
me pay the phone bill
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because he doesn't like
the way I make sevens.
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Hank, I want you to
go see the Texans,
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and forget all about Peggy.
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See? Sounds pretty dang
selfish when you hear it out loud.
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Okay, let's do Magic Wand.
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What's going on here?
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It's a relationship game, Hank.
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I got it from Goldie
Hawn's life coach
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at a conference in Reno.
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Oh, God, I've been misinformed.
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I need to get out of here.
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Sit down, Hank.
This was your idea.
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I think you'll like
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Magic Wand, Hank.
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Let's play.
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Now, you have a magic wand.
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What's one thing
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you would like to change
about your partner?
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Well, call me crazy, but I
wouldn't change anything.
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Well, that's not
the right answer.
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Give me the
wand; I'll do it right.
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Sounds like you two
have an issue with control.
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What I like to do is something
I call Time Machine Therapy,
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or T.M.T.
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I am going to kill Dale.
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What I want you two to do
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is picture yourselves
in the future.
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You two are retired,
no work, no kids.
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Quick, where do
you picture yourself?
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We already have
that figured out.
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We're going to buy his
and hers motorcycles
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and see America,
excluding California.
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Mm-hmm. Tell me more.
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What more is there?
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Freedom of the
open road, and such.
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All the maintenance
a guy could ask for.
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Collecting spoons
from every state capitol.
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Meeting colorful characters
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like truck stop waitresses
and corrupt local sheriffs.
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We have set up a direct
deposit savings account,
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and are just over
halfway to our goal.
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More if our son Bobby
doesn't go to college.
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I'm going to write
you two a prescription
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I think is going
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to help you with your problem.
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Uh, Doctor,
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if you'll check your notes,
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we only have half
the money saved.
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Mm-hmm. Here it is right here.
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But half the money will
still buy you one motorcycle,
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and that would give you
something to share together
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as equal partners.
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'Course, if you don't
want a motorcycle,
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there's other things you
could spend that money on.
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Like more counseling.
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Is that us?
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It is now.
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Hit it, Daddy!
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I can't believe you guys
bought a motorcycle.
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Evel Knievel had
a Harley and a cape
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and a jeweled walking stick.
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It was a cane, and it was
because he had a crushed pelvis.
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And a cape.
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Mmm. I'm having
trouble making this out
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through my own spit.
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What kind of idiot
uses 'delible ink
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to draw a treasure map?
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This looks about right.
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Start digging, Bill.
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Can I take the blindfold off?
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I don't want any
of your treasure.
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I just enjoy the time
we spend together.
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Me, too.
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That's why I didn't gag you.
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No, Bill.
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I promise I'll
wipe my head first.
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No.
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We ride in five, Big H.
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I just have to leather up.
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Boy, we made the right
move, I tell you what.
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We didn't need therapy.
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We needed a motorcycle.
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Whenever we go
to the hardware store
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she gets to give
me a 20-minute hug,
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and I get to go to
the hardware store.
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God, that shorty
helmet looks hot on you.
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Hmm, well, I'll keep it on.
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Kiss me as hard as you want.
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Your stuff's cleared up, right?
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Mm-mmm... Mmm...
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Wow, look at those two, Hank.
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Real bikers.
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We're going to need
some real biker accessories
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if we're going to fit
in with this crowd.
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Check out this wallet.
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That's so it doesn't
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fall out of your pants
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during a rumble.
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Could you add this to
our wedding registry?
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I can't remember if it's under
my name, Pepperoni Sue,
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or the groom's... Lumpy.
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Well, that explains why you two
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are acting like a couple
of about-to-be newlyweds.
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Congratulations.
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00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,478
Thanks. You're
only off by ten years.
261
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,449
We're doing a
recommitment ceremony.
262
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,677
First time we got married
263
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,186
all I got was a pair
of assless pants
264
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,881
and a bottle of tequila.
265
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:55,889
That bottle and them pants
266
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:58,221
got us through five
states in three days.
267
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,022
Oh, what a honeymoon!
268
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,290
Yeah, this country of
ours looks pretty darn good
269
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,297
with your boots
up in the breeze.
270
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,593
You said it, brother.
271
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,675
And now, me and the old lady
272
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,362
are fixing to head up to
South Dakota for the nuptials.
273
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,234
Yup, Biker Week in Sturgis,
274
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,864
just like the first time around.
275
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,967
Yeah, tradition's real
important to Lumpy and me.
276
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,720
That's why we're going
to spend our wedding night
277
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,509
under the same foosball table
278
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,311
in the same bar as last time.
279
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,442
Oh, hey, have you guys
ever been to Sturgis?
280
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,577
Ah, it's a party.
281
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:26,586
800,000 bikers,
282
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,781
and Robbie Knievel's
jumping 13 dump trucks
283
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,313
in the middle of a Styx concert.
284
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,155
Yeah, it's a solid week
285
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,593
of free music, dancing,
286
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,061
and pickle-licking contests.
287
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,154
You should come.
288
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,689
Well, it does
sound like it offers
289
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,894
a lot of fun couples activities.
290
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:45,167
We have been talking
about doing a longer ride.
291
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,697
Yeah! "Live to
ride, ride to live!"
292
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:51,233
Pepperoni Sue, give them
an invitation to our reception.
293
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,246
If you feel like
getting us something
294
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,248
we're also registered
at the liquor store.
295
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,147
Hmm...
296
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,223
Well, dude, if we're going
297
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,221
to be riding to Sturgis, we
will need some sunblock.
298
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,222
I'm off to the store.
299
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,817
Good thinking, Motorcycle Mama.
300
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:22,273
"Live to ride and ride
to live," you dumb cows!
301
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,505
Hank, I may never sleep again.
302
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,246
Driving this Harley was amazing!
303
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,480
If I have bugs in my teeth,
304
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,954
it is because I could
not stop smiling.
305
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,355
I should probably floss.
306
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,585
I'd ask you to start it up,
307
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,491
but it'd wake up Bobby.
308
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,494
Ah, who cares?
309
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,257
He gets enough sleep.
310
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,467
Move! It's mine!
311
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,135
What is it?
312
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:00,078
A mummified house cat.
313
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,277
It must have belonged
to the pharaoh.
314
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,545
Hmm.
315
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,314
"Mr. Boots."
316
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,947
But... that was your cat, Dale.
317
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,251
Impossible.
318
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:14,489
Mr. Boots was white and
fluffy, and feisty and fun-loving.
319
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,827
This is just a skeleton.
320
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,231
Wait a minute.
321
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,292
Nancy told me that he ran away.
322
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,438
Oh.
323
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,439
Potato, potato, potato, potato.
324
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,906
Potato, potato potato, potato.
325
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,841
Potato, potato,
potato, potato...
326
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,675
Potato, potato, potato...
327
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,713
Oh.
328
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,413
Now, you have a good time
329
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,513
at your Grandpa
Cotton's while we're gone.
330
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,523
Fine.
331
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,354
But I'm not taking a bath
332
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,882
with that baby again.
333
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:47,894
It's humiliating.
334
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,396
Okay, everyone, step
away from the vehicle
335
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,093
so I can execute
a farewell donut.
336
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,033
Oh, quit dragging it out.
337
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,195
Just, go. Go!
338
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,136
Ride that hog, girl.
339
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,198
Bye. Get me a shot glass.
340
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,709
Oh, you've been
driving all morning, Hank.
341
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,009
Why don't you take a break?
342
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,016
I can take over for a while.
343
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,017
Thanks, but I'm okay.
344
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,019
Maybe next stop.
345
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,288
Okay, Hank, Kansas is mine.
346
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,561
I'm going to tear
this state a new one.
347
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,364
Yeah, uh, maybe we ought
to switch off after Kansas.
348
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,412
I wouldn't want you to miss out
349
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:34,168
on all that wheat.
350
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:36,641
No.
351
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,975
I'm still feeling
surprisingly fresh.
352
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,379
Thanks, though.
353
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,843
You know we're almost there.
354
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,546
Why mess with success.
355
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,750
Smile!
356
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,254
Come on, Peggy, smile.
357
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,889
I am sick of you
bossing me around.
358
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,161
Let me drive, then I will smile.
359
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,361
Well, I explained
to you in Nebraska.
360
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,338
It would throw our weight
distribution all out of whack.
361
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,363
Maybe the coroner
could take a photo of us
362
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,376
after we bounced off the asphalt
363
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,638
like a couple of rag dolls.
364
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,372
Hank, that's bunk.
365
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,471
I am driving.
366
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,776
Uh...
367
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,147
okay, but, see,
Peggy, the thing of it is,
368
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:20,278
it just doesn't work that
way with biker couples.
369
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,118
Lumpy and Pepperoni Sue
have a great relationship,
370
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,250
and she never rides up front.
371
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,315
In fact, the spot
372
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,022
behind the driver
is called the...
373
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,621
the... "bitch" seat.
374
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,632
What?!
375
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,759
So, that makes me your...
376
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,394
No, no. No!
377
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,768
It's a motorcycle term.
378
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,773
I don't even think
it's spelled the same.
379
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,002
Forget I brought it up.
380
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,304
My God!
381
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,311
Maybe we should
have taken the therapy.
382
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,313
Hey, let's stop at
a souvenir stand
383
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,315
so I can get a T-shirt that says
384
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,317
"My husband
controlled my vacation,
385
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,615
and all I got was
this lousy T-shirt."
386
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,418
That would be a nice
picture to show Dr. Rast, huh?
387
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,425
Well, maybe we
should get a motorcycle
388
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,427
with a seat big enough
for three people.
389
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,122
Then Dr. Rast could ride along
390
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,629
and analyze our marriage.
391
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,222
Good idea.
392
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,232
Now, hold on.
393
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,233
We're going.
394
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,894
We are not going anywhere.
395
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,632
Oh, yes, we are.
396
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,818
Yahoo!
397
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,797
Show us what you got, girls!
398
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,355
Oh!
399
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,991
Oh.
400
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,365
That's right, Hank.
401
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,425
Get a good look.
402
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,835
Because at the
rate you're going,
403
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,306
you will not be seeing
mine anytime soon.
404
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,933
Nice to see that
you've gotten vulgar
405
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,503
as well as selfish.
406
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,707
Peggy, release the brake lever.
407
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:55,715
Nuh-uh.
408
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,716
This brake lever's on my side,
409
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,911
and I will hold it down
as long as I want.
410
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,920
Fine. We'll just
park the bike here.
411
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,319
It doesn't bother me.
412
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,325
I can watch the
motorized barstool races.
413
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,326
You know what?
414
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,328
I am going to the
Greyhound station
415
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,626
to buy myself a ticket to Arlen.
416
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,427
I'm sure they will let me sit
417
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,093
anywhere I want on the bus.
418
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,534
You can't sit in the
bus driver's seat.
419
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,832
You can't even talk to him.
420
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,838
Ho-yeah!
421
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,839
Baah!
422
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,898
Oh, will you quit
423
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,705
your whining, you old woman?
424
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,711
I'm wearing a bra.
425
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:30,650
Barstool coming through!
426
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,889
Ugh.
427
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:44,296
Uh, oops.
428
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,628
Oh, excuse me, officer.
429
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,432
But before you go,
430
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:53,269
this map will lead you
to a treasure that'll...
431
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,638
Ha!
432
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,674
I'm rich.
433
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,869
And you,
434
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,070
stop playing the blame game.
435
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,205
Ha-ha!
436
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,122
Are these fixable? No.
437
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,465
How do you tell
what size you are
438
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,151
in a nipple ring?
439
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,682
Pepperoni Sue?
440
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,489
Huh?
441
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,551
Who's asking?
442
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,928
Oh, it's that old biker dude
with the crazy girlfriend.
443
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:18,964
Oh, yeah, yeah.
444
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,365
Sorry I almost
messed you up, man.
445
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,368
Wedding day jitters.
446
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,462
Look at the kick-ass skull
ring Lumpy's getting me.
447
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,166
Huh, a smiley one.
448
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,871
Yeah, 'cause I know
how to make him smile.
449
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,878
Mmm.
450
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,911
Whoo-hoo!
451
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,416
Oh, man, that's good barbecue.
452
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,078
So, how are you and your
old lady digging Biker Week?
453
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,815
Uh, Peggy and I aren't
speaking right now.
454
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,222
She's upset because I
wouldn't let her drive us.
455
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,301
Hell, I'd rather get shanked
456
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,759
than let my old lady drive.
457
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,125
And I'd never ask.
458
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,361
That's why our marriage works.
459
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,364
Boundaries.
460
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,229
Yeah. Who knows her place?
461
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,234
I do, baby. Who
knows her place, huh?
462
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,236
I do, baby. Who knows her place?
463
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,237
I do, baby.
464
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,238
Who knows her place, huh?
465
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,239
You okay?
466
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,299
You look like you
licked a bad pickle.
467
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,072
Pepperoni, show him your girls.
468
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:08,570
Okay, but they're a little
chapped from the ride.
469
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,675
Uh, that's okay. Thanks.
470
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,648
Where are your glasses, Hank?
471
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,422
Oh, did you decide
it's effeminate
472
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,860
for a man to wear them?
473
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:27,390
If so, I refer you to
Mr. Larry Hagman.
474
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:27,525
If you care to know,
475
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,558
a barstool ran into me
and broke my glasses.
476
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,179
So, just take the bike,
and I'll take the bus.
477
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,638
Hank, this is crazy.
478
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,539
Now, get on.
479
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,008
I will drive.
480
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,808
But that would mean
I have to ride on the...
481
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,939
other part of the seat.
482
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,244
You know, behind.
483
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,183
Oh, stop acting like
a baby and get on.
484
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,915
I am not a baby.
485
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,788
Are your arms
getting stiff up there?
486
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:13,939
A little.
487
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:14,776
I suppose maybe
488
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:19,252
I could put 'em down
here a little while.
489
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,589
Dead snake!
490
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,085
Nice evasive maneuver, Peggy.
491
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:38,829
Hank, there's a moose
drinking from that lake.
492
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,430
There's a moose?
493
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,668
And a lake?
494
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,266
How big are the antlers?
495
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,971
Oh, my goodness, they're huge.
496
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,139
Don't worry. I'll get us closer.
497
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,352
Hey, I see it.
498
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,086
I see it. It's beautiful.
499
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,028
Yes, it is, Hank.
500
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,587
I love you, Peggy!
501
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:05,962
Sandwich?
502
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,491
I think there's one
left in that saddlebag.
503
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:38,496
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00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,190
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