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Well, you obviously enjoyed
that sandwich, John Redcorn.
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Now let me tell you
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about a different kind of
sandwich you might enjoy.
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At Strickland Propane,
we offer our customers
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a sandwich of excellent service.
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The meat...
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Hank, I'm sure your
propane is wonderful,
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but the reason I
met you for lunch
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is because I'm worried
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about the way Dale
is raising my son.
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Okay, easy there.
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Joseph is Dale's son,
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and you have
nothing to worry about.
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Joseph's a good kid.
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Heck, he's Bobby's best friend.
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I saw him unscrewing
saltshaker tops
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at the food court.
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He ruined an old
man's taco salad.
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Well, you know how boys are.
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Yes, but there comes
a time in every boy's life
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when he must decide
to be good or bad.
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And a big strong boy like Joseph
can be very good, or very bad.
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He needs a vision
quest to guide him.
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Vision quest?
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All cultures have a
similar rite of passage.
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Your people have a bar mitzvah.
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Uh, we're not Jewish.
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Really?
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Look, if Joseph needs something,
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Dale's his father, and
he's going to take care of it.
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Come on, guess.
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Bear or raccoon?
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I don't know. Bear?
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Ha! Trick question.
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No one knows if the giant panda
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is really a member of
the bear or raccoon family.
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Tomorrow is going to be
the coolest field trip ever.
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Cooler than the science museum
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when Miss Cooper's
shirt fell open?
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Is that what all
the laughter was?
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I was in the giant ear.
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Uh-oh.
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Steve, Jake and Dave.
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Hey, Gribble and Tubby.
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Get your butts over here. Now!
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Hey, would anybody recognize
gangrene if they saw it?
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Hey, Bobby, where's Joseph?
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Stupid Joseph.
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What the heck was that about?
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Oh, it's a very difficult age.
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Yeah, man, I tell you what.
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You talking about all them
raging hormones, man.
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Want to be a rebel
and still a kid, man.
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Talking about who am I, man?
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Oops.
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Well, what are you looking at?
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I don't know.
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But if it was a
mirror, I'd kill myself.
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Whoa. Those were the
coolest kids I've ever seen,
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and they appear to
be friends with my son.
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Dale, did you see what they did
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to Bill's recyclables?
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Rude. Rude boys.
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Pish-tosh. What's the harm?
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The harm is
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a little saying that goes
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"One bad apple
spoils the bunch."
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Well, looks like a whole
mess of bad apples
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just got dumped on our kids.
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You know who'd
be a good influence?
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My son, Trey.
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Last week it was Travis.
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So?
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You're cutting the field trip?
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You're going to get in the
hugest trouble in the world.
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Give your little pandas
a shout-out for me.
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Maybe Redcorn was right.
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Joseph's falling in
with the wrong crowd,
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and every group of bad kids
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needs a heavy boy
to be the lookout.
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And Bobby is so impressionable.
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I hope he has the
strength to stand up to him.
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Mom, Dad, I just saw
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the most incredible
fabric softener ad.
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Is the supermarket still open?
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Peggy, keep him here.
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Did you know there
exists a softness
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beyond any softness
you've ever felt before?
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Federal Reserve. How
may I direct your call?
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You don't know me,
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but I know what you're up to.
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Sorry, Dale, didn't know
you were on the phone.
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Dale, I don't
normally go in for that
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"it takes a village" garbage,
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but you've got a
situation with your Joseph
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that I can't have spilling
over onto my Bobby.
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I know, Hank, but what can I do?
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You can tell Joseph
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he's not to hang around
those kids anymore.
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I can't do that.
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This is his chance to be cool,
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and you only get
one chance, Hank.
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I know.
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Whoa, there, Gribble.
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Where's the fire?
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Say, "In your wife's pants."
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Say it.
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In your wife's pants!
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In your wife's pants!
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I won't do it.
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Those kids like
Joseph, and they're cool.
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They're really cool.
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Dang it, Dale, no one
likes being the bad guy,
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but sometimes that's
part of being a dad.
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I don't want to be a dad.
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It's too hard.
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Dale, you can't just ignore...
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Yes? This is Dale.
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Dale, the phone
didn't even ring.
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How good of you
to return my call.
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Sorry, Hank, this
will have to wait.
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Thank you for reconsidering
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a vision quest, Hank.
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You think it'll fix Joseph?
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It fixed me.
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There aren't too
many former roadies
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who own their own
healing centers.
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So, how does one
of these things work?
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Think of a vision quest
as a purification process
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to ready the body and
mind to receive wisdom.
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One prepares for a vision
by fasting for 24 hours...
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No food, no water, nothing.
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Then, one must push the body
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to a point of
physical exhaustion.
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To achieve this,
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the seeker will often wander
the wilderness for many hours
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until he collapses.
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Got it.
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No eating or drinking.
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Lots of hiking, then
he'll see something
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that'll make him okay?
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Hopefully.
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In my vision,
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I saw a majestic tree
blowing in the wind.
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But the tree had no roots,
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and was lifted up
and blown away.
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Hey, Redcorn! Green
tube-top, row four!
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I knew then that
the tribal elders
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had interpreted
my vision correctly,
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and that wrangling
groupies for Winger
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was no way to live my life.
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So, I was thinking
I would take him
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to Lake Buchanan on Thursday.
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Yeah, uh, I'm not sure
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how well that's going to work
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with the whole, uh, keeping Dale
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from knowing about your, uh...
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hand in Joseph's creation.
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But, Hank, it's really
important that Joseph's vision
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be interpreted correctly
if it is to guide him
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to the proper life-path.
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Well, then, I guess
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I'll bring Dale and
the boys camping.
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Joseph will have a vision;
I'll report back with the dream,
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and you'll fill me in on the
sacred wisdom and whatnot.
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It is a fair compromise.
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But, Hank, this is an important
ritual among my people.
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Don't half-ass it.
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Hey, I never told you
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what a great time you
missed at the pandas.
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We got to eat bamboo.
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Then Clark Peters
made a butt-crack
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out of his stomach fat,
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and a panda totally
looked right at him.
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Hil-arious!
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Plus, I got this.
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Her name is Pang-Ni,
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and when I bought her,
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she was filled with
Chinese energy drink.
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You know, Joseph, uh,
and, Bobby, and, Dale,
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while we're here, it's important
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to listen to what
the land is telling us.
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Yep. You know, this land once
belonged to the Caddo tribe?
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And the story goes that they
once offended their spirits...
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Hey, speaking of the red man.
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It's John Redcorn.
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Hey, what a co-inky-dink.
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All of us camping
here, pretty funny.
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Huh.
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Oh, you mean, funny-weird.
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That is odd.
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Well, I won't keep you.
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But, hey, remember to listen
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to what the land is telling you.
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Especially Joseph.
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I don't think I've
ever been hungrier.
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Yeah, I never thought
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I could go this
far without food,
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but we're doing it, right, Dad?
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Give us some food, Hank!
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I'm starving.
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Oh, blast it.
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I think I left the
food back in the van.
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Blast it.
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Could you have picked a
site farther away, Hank?
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Yeah, what was I thinking?
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Your problem is, you
never think about anything.
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Look alive, boy.
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Why can't we just go to sleep?
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Bears.
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Hey, maybe Dale, Bobby and I
should go get some more wood.
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Joseph, you stay here.
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The only thing keeping you
safe from bears is this fire,
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so don't fall asleep
and let it go out.
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Whatever.
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I don't want to walk anymore!
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How come he gets to stay?
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There's wood.
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We're passing all kinds of wood.
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Wood, wood, wood,
wood, wood, wood.
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Wood.
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That's a weird word.
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Wood... wood.
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Weird... word.
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Weird... wood.
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Yeah, maybe this is far enough.
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All right, who
wants a candy bar?
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Oh, thank God. I'm starving.
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Dale?
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Wood... wood, wood.
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Wood, wood, wood.
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Wood!
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Wood.
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Oh, my God, Dale,
are you all right?
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I see the buffalo!
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I see the Indian!
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I... am... the Indian.
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Oh, dang it.
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Dad, where the hell are you?
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Dad?
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Your dad's not coming.
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He's rolling around on
the ground and eating bark,
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and my dad's
saying "dang it" a lot.
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This trip is so... sucks!
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You know what the
land's telling me?
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Wreck stuff!
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That's your dad's sleeping bag!
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Look at it burn!
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Hey, Bobby,
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I wanted to talk to
you about Joseph.
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If, uh, if Joseph's planning
to do something bad
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I want you to tell me.
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Wait a second.
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You want me to be a narc.
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Bobby, sometimes
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narcing is good.
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You see that?
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If Boomhauer hadn't
called me and narced on Bill
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I wouldn't have known
he was in trouble.
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Relax!
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Don't struggle.
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You're just making things worse.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,370
I'm going to go out there
267
00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:29,338
and try to pry
that tire off Bill.
268
00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:32,342
I'll probably get kicked and
scratched in the process,
269
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,638
but that's what friends do.
270
00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:39,015
Hello, my beautiful
Indian brother!
271
00:11:39,048 --> 00:11:40,072
Can I come in?
272
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,244
I got a vision that
needs interpreting.
273
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,811
So I've heard.
274
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,914
Please, Dale, that
belonged to my father.
275
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,618
Yeah, it's nice.
276
00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:50,786
What's that made
out of, rigatoni?
277
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:52,921
Bones. Eww!
278
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,421
Anyway, try running this
vision through the old noggin.
279
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,832
There was an Indian...
280
00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:00,166
I couldn't see his face,
but he was a big guy,
281
00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:03,367
about yay tall and yay wide,
282
00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:06,137
wearing a magnificent
buffalo headdress,
283
00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:09,202
and he was making
love to my wife!
284
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,440
Dale, I'm not sure I...
285
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,448
Hold on, there's more.
286
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:15,009
I suddenly found
myself in a hospital,
287
00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:18,112
watching Nancy
give birth to Joseph,
288
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:22,455
except Joseph was wearing
the exact same headdress
289
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,051
as the faceless Indian.
290
00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:26,824
So, working backwards...
291
00:12:26,863 --> 00:12:32,063
I fathered an Indian child,
therefore I am an Indian!
292
00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:34,935
Okay, that's one interpretation.
293
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,940
So, do you have a regular place
294
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,943
you buy your feathers
and bonnets and so forth?
295
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:41,945
It's a website.
296
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:42,946
Yep.
297
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:43,947
Yup.
298
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,980
Mm-hmm.
299
00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:49,443
Well, I'm just gonna come
right out and say it, Dale.
300
00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:51,545
Something seems
different about you.
301
00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,215
Something is different, Bill.
302
00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:55,020
I had a vision.
303
00:12:55,058 --> 00:12:56,117
I'm an Indian now.
304
00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:57,127
Oh.
305
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,288
I always wondered why I hated
306
00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:02,493
the federal government and
loved tobacco with such passions
307
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,160
but now it all makes sense.
308
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,034
Okay, time-out, Sitting Jackass.
309
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:09,039
Have you looked
in a mirror lately?
310
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:11,906
You are the goddang
whitest person I've ever seen.
311
00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:14,433
I am the albino buffalo!
312
00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:17,879
Deal with it.
313
00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:20,884
Is this your lunch
period, or are you cutting?
314
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,886
'C-'Cause I'm
definitely cutting.
315
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,478
We're cutting and making plans.
316
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,749
Tomorrow night
317
00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:26,756
we are going to show
318
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:29,281
those stupid fat-ass
pandas who's boss.
319
00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:30,850
We're gonna paint them!
320
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,761
Yeah, we're gonna paint
our names all over them.
321
00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:37,024
Bu-But those pandas
aren't gonna just sit around
322
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,329
and let you paint them.
323
00:13:38,368 --> 00:13:40,337
That's why we're gonna drug 'em.
324
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,635
We got bamboo soaking in Nyquil.
325
00:13:46,175 --> 00:13:49,839
Hey, Joseph, nice skeletons.
326
00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:51,677
Knife through the eye, huh?
327
00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:53,945
That's probably what killed him.
328
00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:56,782
If you're gonna give me a
hard time, do it fast, Bobby,
329
00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:58,788
'cause I'm getting out of here.
330
00:13:58,821 --> 00:13:59,789
You're cutting again?
331
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:02,451
You keep it up, you're
gonna get expelled!
332
00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,791
So? Steve's older
brother got expelled.
333
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,126
Now he's got his own business
filling vending machines.
334
00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:08,791
Gets all the snacks he wants.
335
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:12,791
Hey, how about we go
do something really bad
336
00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:14,064
after school together?
337
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:19,303
We could buy a pane of
glass and break it. My treat!
338
00:14:19,342 --> 00:14:20,674
Wow. You'd do that for me?
339
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:25,580
My dad's got a new
edger we can use.
340
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,210
You know, Bobby, I haven't
been able to eat all day,
341
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:30,152
and I can't sleep.
342
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,518
Can I tell you something?
343
00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:32,954
What's up?
344
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:34,958
Steve and those guys
345
00:14:34,991 --> 00:14:36,960
are planning this big
thing at the zoo tonight.
346
00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:37,961
What?
347
00:14:37,994 --> 00:14:39,104
I shouldn't have said anything.
348
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,494
You can't tell anyone!
349
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:44,058
Everybody, I'd like you to
welcome a special guest today.
350
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,264
A man from our local
Native American community
351
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,704
who took time out
of his busy schedule
352
00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:53,835
to share a little something
about his heritage.
353
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,606
Good morning, class!
354
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:59,173
Or, as my people say, "How!"
355
00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:00,945
I can see your Dad's junk.
356
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,554
Dad! Dad!!
357
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,428
Everything all right, son?
358
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:18,458
I was just doing some farming
and I thought I heard something.
359
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,469
You're not crazy!
360
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,734
I just had one of those vision
things you were talking about!
361
00:15:22,772 --> 00:15:24,934
Maybe I should go talk to
Mr. Redcorn like you did,
362
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,237
find out what it means.
363
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:28,073
You don't need John Redcorn.
364
00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:31,411
As an Indian, I'm fully
qualified to interpret dreams.
365
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:32,415
Really?
366
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,711
Is the wind sacred?
367
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:34,717
Well...
368
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:39,620
I was running with
a herd of buffalo.
369
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,715
But I didn't run fast
enough, so I got trampled.
370
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:45,694
And one of those
Pandas was staring at me.
371
00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:47,219
That's pretty weird.
372
00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:49,755
Well, I guess the panda
kind of makes sense.
373
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:52,530
Those guys, you
know, my new friends?
374
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:54,935
They were gonna do something
real bad at the zoo tonight.
375
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,803
I know what the dream means.
376
00:15:56,839 --> 00:16:00,571
The dream means:
Go with the herd!
377
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,203
Those kids are your destiny...
378
00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,805
They could be your
one shot at coolness!
379
00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:07,180
So I should try to
do what they're doing
380
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,548
even if I think it's bad?
381
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:11,349
Yes. Yes!
382
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,186
No. No, you're not gonna
just run with the herd.
383
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,192
The dream means
you've got to run faster
384
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,454
and be even cooler than them.
385
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:19,758
But they're gonna paint
their names on the pandas!
386
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:21,764
I could never be
cooler than them.
387
00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,766
'Course you could...
by killing a panda!
388
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:28,066
Yeah, but... isn't
killing 'em like a crime?
389
00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:32,007
Absolutely, for a white
man, but we're Indians.
390
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,873
We can kill just about anything
391
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,175
so long as we use all the parts.
392
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,181
Hey, how'd you
like to go to school
393
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,944
wearing a panda head as a hat?
394
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:41,712
Yeah, that would be cool.
395
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,447
Come on, get dressed.
396
00:16:43,486 --> 00:16:45,717
We're going to the zoo.
397
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,693
What are you doing, sug?
398
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:58,325
Oh, I get it.
399
00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,995
No time for that, cowgirl.
400
00:17:00,036 --> 00:17:02,528
Joseph had a dream
about getting trampled
401
00:17:02,572 --> 00:17:03,733
by a buffalo herd,
402
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,742
so we're off to do
something spectacular
403
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,744
to make sure the
cool kids like him.
404
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,008
Bail money's in the armoire
just in case. Love you!
405
00:17:10,046 --> 00:17:16,646
No, no, Nancy, the
dream is a warning.
406
00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:19,155
Dale's going to
ruin Joseph's life!
407
00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:22,158
I have relied on others to
raise my son for too long.
408
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:24,456
No offense, but it ends now.
409
00:17:24,493 --> 00:17:29,454
Shoot, the gate's locked.
410
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,626
What was that chant
Redcorn taught me?
411
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,602
The one I used to
open the mustard?
412
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,636
♪ Hai-ya ♪
413
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,901
♪ Grey Poupon, hey-hoi... ♪
414
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:37,804
Dad, watch out!
415
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,004
The gate is open!
416
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:44,070
Thank you, gate spirit.
417
00:17:46,515 --> 00:17:48,450
Oh, my God, they're eloping!
418
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,452
No, sug.
419
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,181
It's about Joseph.
420
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,188
Can we come in?
421
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:55,350
500 years of oppression
422
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:58,384
and somehow I find
this the most irritating.
423
00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:02,694
We must find Dale and
Joseph before it's too late.
424
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,634
I think I know where they went.
425
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:09,730
Is it narcing if I tell Pang-Ni
and you overhear it?
426
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:10,740
Bingo!
427
00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:13,174
You can't hide from
an Indian tracker.
428
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:15,735
Let's move.
429
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,675
Joseph's never going
to talk to me again.
430
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:23,174
You made a tough choice, but
you might have saved your friend.
431
00:18:23,219 --> 00:18:26,053
My people have a saying:
When we ask for strength,
432
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:28,250
the Great Spirit
sends us difficulties,
433
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,259
which make us strong.
434
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:30,885
That's pretty cool.
435
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,258
You like that?
436
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:33,888
Hey, pass it on to Joseph.
437
00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:35,090
You know, if you want.
438
00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:37,259
Either way, it's
no biggie to me.
439
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,265
Joseph?
440
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,138
Yeah, Dad.
441
00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:47,538
You are going to be so cool!
442
00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:48,874
I know!
443
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,683
Cool. Some dumbass
left the gate open.
444
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:59,951
Whoa, Gribble's
gonna shoot a panda!
445
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:01,890
Man, he kills a panda,
446
00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:04,359
he'll be able to get
any chick he wants.
447
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:09,422
Joseph, put the bow down!
448
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:10,694
Please, sug!
449
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,099
Ignore the interlopers!
450
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:14,035
Focus on the hunt!
451
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,130
All right, Gribble! Do it!
452
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:17,800
Kill that panda, man!
453
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,069
Let me get you in frame.
454
00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:20,633
Okay, kill it!
455
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:24,579
The herd is pleased!
456
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:35,522
You have to make
a choice, Joseph.
457
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:39,186
Sometimes, a herd can
be the safest place there is,
458
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:41,459
but the wrong herd
can trample you.
459
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:42,624
Kill it, Gribble!
460
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:43,633
Kill it!
461
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:44,725
You heard him, kill it!
462
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,362
If I killed a panda at
your age, we'd be living
463
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,962
in the Governor's mansion!
464
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:54,409
Wow. Whoa.
465
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,775
I didn't mean to shoot!
466
00:19:55,811 --> 00:19:56,870
It was an accident!
467
00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:58,278
He won't catch a bullet.
468
00:19:58,314 --> 00:19:59,612
I'm not shooting the panda.
469
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:03,312
Hmm. Like a lead buffalo,
strong, independent...
470
00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:05,344
That will be your path.
471
00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:06,356
Hey!
472
00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:07,118
Boring!
473
00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:10,354
All right, there isn't gonna
be a panda-killing tonight.
474
00:20:10,393 --> 00:20:14,990
So, get home
before I call the cops!
475
00:20:19,568 --> 00:20:21,059
I thought he was a cop.
476
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:25,131
I'm not gonna lie
to you, Joseph.
477
00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:29,578
It sure would have been
sweet having a cool son.
478
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:33,743
Hey!
479
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:36,446
Hey, cool kids, look
at Joseph smoke! Look!
480
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:40,286
Nah, they're gone.
481
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,757
You know, Dad, sometimes
the coolest thing to do is
482
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,057
make your own path
and not kill a panda.
483
00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:50,226
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
484
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:53,100
Sorry I narced on you, Joseph.
485
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:56,003
Yeah, well, sorry
I was such a tool.
486
00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:02,337
Dang, I hardly
slept at all last night.
487
00:21:02,378 --> 00:21:05,007
Then I had so much trouble
getting going this morning,
488
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:07,039
I missed breakfast and the bus.
489
00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:15,717
I'm gonna go with Bobby
Panda for the win, Tom.
490
00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:18,187
Bobby Panda: A
recent survey found
491
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:22,722
that the most popular thing
Americans like to dip in fondue
492
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:26,065
is... what?
493
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:27,899
My mother-in-law!
494
00:21:33,576 --> 00:21:37,138
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495
00:22:10,846 --> 00:22:14,283
Hey what a coinki-dink!