1 00:00:02,619 --> 00:00:06,989 Captioning sponsored by FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 2 00:00:07,024 --> 00:00:10,961 and TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 3 00:00:33,016 --> 00:00:35,918 Today we'll be discussing A Tale of Two Cities 4 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,012 a terrific book 5 00:00:37,054 --> 00:00:40,855 by that most Dickensian of authors, Charles Dickens. 6 00:00:40,891 --> 00:00:42,189 Okay, you've all read it. 7 00:00:42,226 --> 00:00:44,195 Come on, let's get a dialogue going. 8 00:00:44,228 --> 00:00:47,062 Um, I really liked the guillotine. 9 00:00:47,097 --> 00:00:48,190 Yes, yes. 10 00:00:48,232 --> 00:00:50,861 Um, why don't they have the guillotine here? 11 00:00:50,901 --> 00:00:53,427 Well, I don't know, but the theme... 12 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,372 Did anyone ever try to pull 13 00:00:56,406 --> 00:01:00,070 their head out of the guillotine at the last minute 14 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:04,104 so, like, just the top of their head got chopped off? 15 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:07,413 Okay, are there any questions not involving the guillotine? 16 00:01:07,451 --> 00:01:08,419 Anyone? 17 00:01:08,452 --> 00:01:09,420 Anything? 18 00:01:09,453 --> 00:01:10,421 So that's it? 19 00:01:10,454 --> 00:01:11,422 What about class differences? 20 00:01:11,455 --> 00:01:13,048 What about romantic love? 21 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:14,956 Sacrifice and regret? 22 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,121 Everything in life is between the covers of this book, people. 23 00:01:20,564 --> 00:01:22,533 You went crazy. 24 00:01:32,709 --> 00:01:34,177 My husband likes his stories. 25 00:01:34,211 --> 00:01:35,577 People say he was 26 00:01:35,612 --> 00:01:36,705 a poor man's Hemingway 27 00:01:36,747 --> 00:01:38,875 but I think Hemingway was a poor man's Hemingway. 28 00:01:39,916 --> 00:01:43,409 "Poor man's Hemingway." 29 00:01:43,453 --> 00:01:45,422 Uh, can I help you find something? 30 00:01:45,455 --> 00:01:46,423 Well, yes. 31 00:01:46,456 --> 00:01:48,425 I am looking to replace my well-worn 32 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:50,757 and fully understood copy of A Tale of Two Cities 33 00:01:50,794 --> 00:01:52,092 by Charles... Dickens. 34 00:01:52,129 --> 00:01:55,463 Of course. It's in Classics to your left. 35 00:01:55,499 --> 00:01:57,491 Anyway, I hope tonight's discussion 36 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,765 will be as spirited as the last one. 37 00:01:59,803 --> 00:02:01,772 You bring the opinions, I'll bring the Merlot 38 00:02:01,805 --> 00:02:02,932 and I'm sure it will be. 39 00:02:02,973 --> 00:02:05,738 Merlot? Well, excuse me. 40 00:02:05,776 --> 00:02:08,007 You must be talking about a book club. 41 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,013 We are. 42 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,571 A bientot. 43 00:02:10,614 --> 00:02:11,582 Pardon my French. 44 00:02:11,615 --> 00:02:13,481 Oh, es de nada. 45 00:02:13,517 --> 00:02:16,282 And my Spanish needs no apologies. 46 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,482 You know, as one intellectual to another. 47 00:02:18,522 --> 00:02:19,490 I must say 48 00:02:19,523 --> 00:02:21,549 your book club sounds fun. 49 00:02:21,591 --> 00:02:23,719 And I do happen to be free tonight. 50 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:24,728 You're not free. 51 00:02:24,761 --> 00:02:26,059 You have a date with Dickens. 52 00:02:26,096 --> 00:02:27,291 That'll be $5.95. 53 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:31,167 Yup. 54 00:02:32,169 --> 00:02:33,169 Yup. 55 00:02:33,203 --> 00:02:35,172 Oh, mind if I join you? 56 00:02:35,305 --> 00:02:36,273 I'm kind of in the mood 57 00:02:36,306 --> 00:02:38,275 for some stimulating conversation. 58 00:02:38,308 --> 00:02:39,833 You've come to the right place. 59 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:44,007 Now, Bill, you were opining on a matter of some import. 60 00:02:44,047 --> 00:02:45,015 Oh, yeah. 61 00:02:45,048 --> 00:02:48,018 Why is it I like butter but I don't like cheese? 62 00:02:48,051 --> 00:02:49,576 They're both yellow. 63 00:02:49,619 --> 00:02:50,848 Is it the texture? 64 00:02:50,887 --> 00:02:52,856 You do too like cheese, Bill. 65 00:02:52,889 --> 00:02:53,948 I've seen you eat it. 66 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:55,253 No, I don't. 67 00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:56,988 Remember A Tale of Two Cities? 68 00:02:57,027 --> 00:02:57,995 Dickens? 69 00:02:58,028 --> 00:03:00,054 Well, I'm in the middle of rereading it and it... 70 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,066 Peggy, you've seen Bill eat cheese. 71 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,068 Why won't you take my word for this? 72 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,899 Cream cheese is cheese, Bill. 73 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,633 No, it's not. It's butter. 74 00:03:11,308 --> 00:03:12,970 And if I'm in your book club 75 00:03:13,009 --> 00:03:14,033 I can assure you 76 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:16,046 you'll never have to worry about 77 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:17,047 long awkward pauses. 78 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,642 Well, what do you think? 79 00:03:20,684 --> 00:03:25,213 If it were up to me, I'd... think about it. 80 00:03:25,255 --> 00:03:26,518 But they only invite me 81 00:03:26,556 --> 00:03:28,718 because I give them a discount on their books. 82 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:31,228 And I'm closing the store soon to retire anyway. 83 00:03:31,261 --> 00:03:32,490 My lease is up. 84 00:03:32,529 --> 00:03:33,588 Retiring? 85 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,031 Everybody keeps saying, "Leave Arlen?" 86 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:37,557 But I've always wanted to spend 87 00:03:37,601 --> 00:03:40,002 my later years someplace where it's nice and cold 88 00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:41,129 all year round. 89 00:03:41,171 --> 00:03:43,731 $600 a month for five years? 90 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:44,867 I don't know. 91 00:03:44,908 --> 00:03:46,376 Hank, I really need 92 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,005 to be around people who love books. 93 00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:53,915 I will do all the work all you have to do is cosign 94 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:56,920 as you are the one with an income 95 00:03:56,953 --> 00:03:59,548 and the house is in your name. 96 00:03:59,589 --> 00:04:00,682 Oh, please, Hank. 97 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:04,058 I will be raking in money with one hand 98 00:04:04,094 --> 00:04:08,190 and reading my book for the book club with the other. 99 00:04:08,231 --> 00:04:09,199 Oh, Hank! 100 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:10,564 My sacred mission 101 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,569 to bring literature to Arlen is now yours. 102 00:04:12,602 --> 00:04:13,831 Oh, wait, wait. 103 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,668 One last thing. 104 00:04:15,705 --> 00:04:18,675 When do I start to attend the book club? 105 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:21,371 Oh, well, the next meeting isn't for a couple of weeks. 106 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:22,811 I'm sure they'll stop by. 107 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,178 The best of luck to you, dear. 108 00:04:24,214 --> 00:04:30,120 Okay, this is it. 109 00:04:32,956 --> 00:04:36,985 Show time. 110 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,689 Hello there, ma'am. 111 00:04:42,732 --> 00:04:46,601 We're here to support our local bookseller and buy some books. 112 00:04:46,636 --> 00:04:48,832 Well, thank you, handsome patron. 113 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:52,001 Bobby, why don't you go look in the adventure section. 114 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:58,414 Anything about a boy with gumption should be fine. 115 00:05:04,254 --> 00:05:06,985 "Clea, Huntress of Dragonvale. 116 00:05:07,023 --> 00:05:11,393 Part the Fifth of the Elves of Evermore Series." 117 00:05:11,428 --> 00:05:13,158 Huh. 118 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:23,365 You're listening to Peru Today 119 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:30,006 on listener supported public radio. 120 00:05:36,786 --> 00:05:37,947 So, how's the... 121 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:39,183 Fantastic. 122 00:05:39,222 --> 00:05:41,418 Best decision I ever made in my life. 123 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,552 Good night, Hank. 124 00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:50,790 Oh, Dale. 125 00:05:50,834 --> 00:05:52,860 So this is a book store. 126 00:05:52,903 --> 00:05:55,668 Smells boring. 127 00:05:55,705 --> 00:05:58,698 Mm, have you thought about putting saw dust on the floor? 128 00:05:58,742 --> 00:05:59,402 I'm getting apple everywhere. 129 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,138 I'm sorry, Dale 130 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:03,942 but this store is reserved for customers and literati. 131 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:06,142 So, why don't you take your apple... 132 00:06:06,182 --> 00:06:07,150 It's a Braeburn. 133 00:06:07,183 --> 00:06:08,310 And get out? 134 00:06:08,351 --> 00:06:09,319 Okay. Wait. 135 00:06:09,352 --> 00:06:12,686 I am a customer. 136 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:18,753 I'd like your thickest book, please. 137 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:21,598 Here's The Odyssey. 138 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,862 It's thick, it's old, it's Greek. 139 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:24,993 This looks promising. 140 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:32,976 Nih, nih, nih. 141 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,676 What the hell are you doing? 142 00:06:34,778 --> 00:06:36,371 I can't hide a gun inside it 143 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,072 without hollowing it out. 144 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,980 Unless you have some precuts? 145 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:42,662 Pardon me, ma'am but can you 146 00:06:42,686 --> 00:06:44,655 give me four quarters for a dollar? 147 00:06:44,688 --> 00:06:45,731 No, I'm sorry. I have a sign. 148 00:06:45,755 --> 00:06:51,353 Hey, how much for the 1911-A-1? 149 00:06:51,394 --> 00:06:54,728 This baby is yours for, oh... 150 00:06:54,764 --> 00:06:55,993 300 dollars American. 151 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:57,398 Sold. 152 00:07:02,372 --> 00:07:05,274 Dale, you cannot sell a firearm in my bookstore. 153 00:07:05,308 --> 00:07:06,401 I know, I know. 154 00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:07,843 You want your house cut. 155 00:07:07,877 --> 00:07:09,743 20% to the madame. 156 00:07:09,779 --> 00:07:11,748 Madame, $60.00. 157 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:17,580 In theory, I reject this money. 158 00:07:17,621 --> 00:07:20,853 It is only in practice that I accept it. 159 00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:23,758 You know, this is a perfect gun selling location. 160 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:24,761 So, how 'bout it, Peggy? 161 00:07:24,794 --> 00:07:26,763 Can I sell guns in this location? 162 00:07:26,796 --> 00:07:29,664 I've got literally oodles of guns at home... 163 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:35,263 Thank you for shopping at Peggy's World of Books. 164 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:46,475 Oh, thank you so much for eating my free cookies. 165 00:07:46,516 --> 00:07:47,560 Hello, I just came by to see... 166 00:07:47,584 --> 00:07:49,678 Laura, thank goodness you're here. 167 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,416 I have only made one sale in the past three days 168 00:07:52,455 --> 00:07:54,151 and that was just a greeting card. 169 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:56,557 Peggy, this has never been a high-volume business. 170 00:07:56,593 --> 00:07:58,152 But the lease, I mean, how did you... 171 00:07:58,194 --> 00:08:00,322 Oh, the executor of my parents' estate 172 00:08:00,363 --> 00:08:01,831 sent a check every month 173 00:08:01,865 --> 00:08:03,356 interest from some such account. 174 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,410 I never quite followed it. 175 00:08:04,434 --> 00:08:05,629 But you shouldn't 176 00:08:05,669 --> 00:08:07,137 concern yourself with that. 177 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:09,867 We worship the written word, not the almighty dollar, yes? 178 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,841 Oh, well, yes, of course. 179 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:12,808 And worse comes to worst 180 00:08:12,842 --> 00:08:15,505 you just get your husband to write a check, right? 181 00:08:15,545 --> 00:08:19,380 I'm taking one of the Joyces. 182 00:08:48,378 --> 00:08:52,213 Good morning. 183 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:53,614 Word to the wise, we have 184 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:55,812 a new collection of Barbara Kingsolver's stories 185 00:08:55,852 --> 00:08:57,821 that is her best in years. 186 00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:01,180 Guns, I suppose. 187 00:09:01,224 --> 00:09:02,317 Yes, ma'am. 188 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:04,020 Straight in back. 189 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:06,222 You know, we have a book called Old Yeller. 190 00:09:06,262 --> 00:09:08,390 It's about a boy who shoots a dog. 191 00:09:08,431 --> 00:09:09,729 With a gun. 192 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,029 Welcome, gentlemen. 193 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,593 The Tuesday special is Saturday Night specials. 194 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,468 Feel free to browse. 195 00:09:15,505 --> 00:09:17,599 Uh, here at the Book and Gun 196 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,609 we're trying to maintain a certain... 197 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,873 What do you call it, Peggy?! 198 00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:22,879 Ambiance. 199 00:09:22,912 --> 00:09:24,778 Right. Ambiance. 200 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:28,717 So we're having cappuccino. 201 00:09:28,752 --> 00:09:30,380 That's like coffee, right? 202 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:31,388 I don't know. 203 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:34,016 Oh, and if some well-dressed ladies come in 204 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:36,026 you're just here to move a piano. 205 00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:38,392 What you reading there, son? 206 00:09:38,428 --> 00:09:39,657 Sports page. 207 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:41,562 The sports page. 208 00:09:41,598 --> 00:09:44,067 Well, all right, Bobby. 209 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,796 How's the Cowboy's defense... 210 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,804 You know, same ol', same ol'. 211 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:48,805 Ooh! 212 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:49,806 Clea, Huntress of... 213 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:54,709 I told you to get an adventure book. 214 00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:57,373 But it is adventure. 215 00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:01,942 "The Elf-lord Fylfendell knelt upon the bed of dandelions. 216 00:10:01,985 --> 00:10:06,081 "'Young wanderer, ' quoth he, 'I have woven you 217 00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:07,122 a magic breastplate..."' 218 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,994 Bobby, television. 219 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,463 Uh... 220 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:21,904 I'm going to go with, uh... 221 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:23,133 gun. 222 00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:24,368 Gih! 223 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,876 Morning, officer. 224 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,880 Do you have a license to sell guns, sir? 225 00:10:29,913 --> 00:10:33,042 What I sell is a lifestyle. 226 00:10:33,082 --> 00:10:34,345 A life style free from... 227 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,352 Books! 228 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,614 We sell books here. 229 00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:40,249 The guns are simply a promotional give-away. 230 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,156 Yeah. 231 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:45,560 Okay, as long as everybody leaves this store with a book. 232 00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:48,565 Let me show you the stylish nine millimeter Luger 233 00:10:48,598 --> 00:10:49,861 that comes free with any 234 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:54,098 $600 purchase of quality science-fiction. 235 00:10:59,776 --> 00:11:02,211 Dale, Glock. 236 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,771 Oh, I been looking for this little girl. 237 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,417 Sometimes the boys like to go down in the basement 238 00:11:09,452 --> 00:11:10,784 and test their piece. 239 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:13,483 But don't worry, I shut off the gas valve. 240 00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:15,389 Well, shot off the gas valve. 241 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:20,193 Oh, my God... 242 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:21,926 It's the freakin' book club! 243 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:23,934 You get your skinny butt down to the basement 244 00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,010 and pass out the silencers. 245 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:27,265 Peggy, hello. 246 00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:32,003 It certainly is an... 247 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,236 interesting atmosphere 248 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,904 you've cultivated. 249 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,244 So, the sign says you're selling guns now? 250 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,442 Oh, the sign. 251 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,007 That old thing. 252 00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:44,145 You know, the "T" fell off. 253 00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:47,351 It's really supposed to say "gunst." 254 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,359 Surely you didn't come here today 255 00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:50,360 for, for gunst. 256 00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:51,861 Enjoy. Good reading. 257 00:11:51,895 --> 00:11:54,694 Yes, well, these good people are here 258 00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:57,428 from a historical reenactment club. 259 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:03,429 Today we are doing "America in the Time of Whitman." 260 00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:06,338 What was that? 261 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:08,641 Merely the anvil of the village smithy. 262 00:12:08,678 --> 00:12:10,374 Making horseshoes, no doubt. 263 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,884 Yes, well, we've come to place our monthly order 264 00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:17,717 for the book club selection A Dinner of Onions, by... 265 00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:19,723 Nora Harmony Wallace, of course. 266 00:12:19,756 --> 00:12:24,091 A chronicle of three generations of an American family. 267 00:12:24,127 --> 00:12:26,687 I always wondered why nobody's ever done that before. 268 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:30,928 Uh, do you have any peroxide and a clean towel? 269 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,333 I just shot my dang hand. 270 00:12:32,368 --> 00:12:34,701 Oh, well, oh, okay. 271 00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:38,299 The, uh, Confederate doctors will be here shortly 272 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,742 to give you ether and saw off your arm. 273 00:12:40,777 --> 00:12:43,269 Actors. 274 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:45,544 Say, why don't you come to the meeting yourself? 275 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:47,573 To the book club? Really? 276 00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:49,586 And bring your husband if you like. 277 00:12:49,619 --> 00:12:50,917 The club is mostly couples. 278 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:54,357 Oh, yeah! 279 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:58,350 Ankle holsters all around on the house! 280 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,593 All right! 281 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:05,158 Hank, we are going to the book club. 282 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,635 Read this by Friday. 283 00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:07,637 You are excused 284 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:08,638 from emptying the garbage 285 00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:09,639 till this is done. 286 00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:10,640 And no TV. 287 00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:13,973 You won't let me read a book that I want. 288 00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:18,576 Mom makes you read a book that you don't want. 289 00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:21,049 That's what the elves call 290 00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:23,586 "Justice of the Unicorn." 291 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:30,259 Turns out the first two chapters were a dream. 292 00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:32,428 I'm not sure I trust this lady. 293 00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:33,857 And what do you make of this? 294 00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:37,229 Every time she cooks dinner for her father, she cries. 295 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,092 But it's not always onions. 296 00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:40,896 Yeah, man, see, now, my dang ol' father 297 00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,244 he gon' symbolize the past, man 298 00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,831 and ol' dinner gon' be, like, the future, you know? 299 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,652 So, you're talkin' 'bout stuck in the present, you know? 300 00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:48,645 Just like dang ol' English class, man. 301 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,304 I had onions for dinner last night. 302 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,814 You can get a pound for 49 cents. 303 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,614 "As the ambulance pulled away 304 00:13:57,687 --> 00:14:00,350 "Cassie remembered the smell of onions 305 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,153 from her grandmother's kitchen." 306 00:14:02,825 --> 00:14:03,825 The End. 307 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,728 Joe Jack, you awake? 308 00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:08,297 I got half a mind to go to Nova Scotia 309 00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:10,799 and kick that Benedict's ass, honey. 310 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:13,302 Boy, that Cassie reminds me of someone. 311 00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:18,365 Hey, how big did you guys picture her ta-tas? 312 00:14:18,408 --> 00:14:24,143 It said she was slender as a willow, so... grapefruits? 313 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,148 Come on, let's go. 314 00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:27,150 If we stay in the truck too long 315 00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:29,084 people are going to think we're making out. 316 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:33,214 All right, Kafka, Kafka... Born 1883, wore glasses 317 00:14:33,256 --> 00:14:35,987 burdened by father, loved to sleep in. 318 00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:39,462 Yes! Peggy, you are ready. 319 00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:45,230 Now, if I tug my earlobe like this 320 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:47,430 just casually say that you understood 321 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,439 what the author was going for, but... 322 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:53,967 Then just trail off like that. 323 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:56,946 I told him, "Mister, you may be on retainer 324 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,448 "but if you retain your hand on my thigh like that 325 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,781 I will bite it off and bill you for my time." 326 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,786 Mm-hmm. 327 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,788 That is exactly like the scene at dinner 328 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,120 where Cassie confronts the hotel manager, yes? 329 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,421 Honey, I couldn't get past Chapter Three. 330 00:15:09,459 --> 00:15:11,428 That writer was trying way to hard 331 00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:13,589 to be Isabel Allende for my blood. 332 00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,359 Great reference. 333 00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:19,961 Isabel Allende, Chilean authoress born 1942. 334 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,561 My source... the Internet. 335 00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:29,068 So, you say it's both efficient and clean burning? 336 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:30,080 Fascinating. 337 00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,706 Oh, Hank, there you are. 338 00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:33,773 I was just wondering if you men had noticed 339 00:15:33,816 --> 00:15:35,842 the subtle change of perspective in Book Two 340 00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,114 the way the women have. 341 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,555 Book... Two. 342 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:43,219 Uh, fellas, this is my wife, Peggy. 343 00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:44,420 Delighted to meet you. 344 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:49,899 Is... is your ear all right, Mrs. Hill? 345 00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:53,266 I, uh, understood what the author was going for. 346 00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:57,330 Uh... in the book, there. 347 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:02,445 So, Mary Ellen, we had just a marvelous time. 348 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,811 I cannot wait to see you at the next meeting. 349 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,782 I was going to suggest we read 350 00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:10,981 The Dust Gatherers by Nobel laureate Mkozi Mputha. 351 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,352 Well, actually... 352 00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:17,426 I'm afraid this is the very last book club meeting. 353 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,053 Scheduling nightmare, you know. 354 00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:20,723 The last meeting? 355 00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:21,731 No, no! 356 00:16:21,764 --> 00:16:22,732 We can't let this die. 357 00:16:22,765 --> 00:16:23,876 Why, I could drive everyone. 358 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,027 Where does everyone live? 359 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,501 I'm sorry, Peggy. 360 00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:28,903 But I'm so glad you were able to come 361 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:31,965 for the final, final, last meeting. 362 00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:34,409 I can't believe it. 363 00:16:34,443 --> 00:16:36,412 What am I going to do with my weekends now? 364 00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:39,108 Except watch sports. 365 00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:41,117 Oh, well. Peggy? 366 00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:43,686 Hold on, Hank. 367 00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:45,688 I need to use their powder room. 368 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:48,691 Maybe it's the ten cups of coffee I drank to stay sharp for this. 369 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:49,692 I'll get the truck. 370 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:55,687 Oh... The New Yorker. 371 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,758 I guess it's my fault. 372 00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:01,498 She gave us such a big discount 373 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,199 I felt I had to invite her. 374 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:07,370 Who knew she'd be such a windbag? 375 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:11,574 As Cassie said 376 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,879 while the farmhouse burned brightly behind her 377 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,818 "I am an onion." 378 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:20,186 Good day to you. 379 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,269 Surely as I am Clea 380 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,748 and the Crystal of Gilmarrion shines upon my brow 381 00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:49,775 our forces shall rally and vanquish the Goblin horde. 382 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,185 What say ye, Hindbottom? 383 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:55,555 Aye, my fell axe thirsts for Goblin blood 384 00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:58,288 to avenge my father Borak 385 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:02,128 my swift brother Rigmar Talon-beard, my cousin... 386 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,429 Dang it, Bobby. 387 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,902 No more elves at the table. 388 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:10,464 Your mom isn't feeling well, and... 389 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,872 No, no, I'm fine. 390 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,672 All right, Dale, I am coming! 391 00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:16,770 Great... time for work. 392 00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:19,646 No rest for the windbag. 393 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:22,883 Thank you. 394 00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:24,011 Please come again. 395 00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:25,885 Oh, I got that one yesterday 396 00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:28,720 with my last gun. 397 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,693 Oh, my God, how many guns do you need? 398 00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:32,422 Thank you, come again. 399 00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:34,589 Peggy, would you wipe the fingerprints off this 400 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,690 and wrap it, please? 401 00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:44,973 I've come to take the local bookseller to lunch. 402 00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:45,975 Heh... uh, Peggy? 403 00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:48,671 Pull! 404 00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:53,841 What the hell...? 405 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,044 Peggy? 406 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,320 Dad. 407 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,413 Well, look who's here. 408 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,924 Shopping for my birthday? 409 00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:06,895 Get me something that shoots like this. 410 00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,132 Die! 411 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,531 Excellent grouping, Colonel. 412 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,195 Plus, those hollow-points penetrated Shakespeare 413 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,467 all the way into the so-called "Joyous Comedies." 414 00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,133 As You Like It? 415 00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,767 Well, I like it plenty. 416 00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:22,210 Dang it, Dale, where is my wife? 417 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,713 Mmm, probably on one of her smoking breaks. 418 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,410 I try not to keep her on too tight of a leash. 419 00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:32,955 Peggy? 420 00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,099 What are you doing down there? 421 00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:35,455 Nothing. 422 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:37,255 Seems to be my mission in life. 423 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:40,024 No, your mission was about books... 424 00:19:40,062 --> 00:19:41,860 Elves and onions and such. 425 00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:42,990 Look at this. 426 00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:45,228 Now, I'm not much in the Shakespeare department 427 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,964 but I still don't think he deserves to be shot at 428 00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:49,733 by those monkeys down there. 429 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,001 And A Tale of Two Cities? 430 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:55,808 I thought that was your favorite book. 431 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:05,878 And so, a farewell to A Farewell to Arms. 432 00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:08,948 Dale, your services at Peggy's World of Books 433 00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,983 are terminated as of now. 434 00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:12,358 Get out. 435 00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:13,363 You can't do that. 436 00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:15,024 I can, and I will. 437 00:20:15,064 --> 00:20:16,555 My name is the name on the lease. 438 00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:18,227 This is Peggy's World. 439 00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:21,431 You just rent space in it. 440 00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:28,100 Here's the key to the Dumpster. 441 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,375 If you don't lock it, the winos sleep in it. 442 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:31,642 They are not winos. 443 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,275 They are my customers, loyal customers. 444 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,581 I'm looking for the lady who ran the gun store. 445 00:20:36,619 --> 00:20:37,814 She's out of business. 446 00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:40,288 She's been referring people to Ammo World 447 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,722 or Crazy Jerry's. 448 00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,726 I just wanted to know if the first two chapters 449 00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:45,625 were really a dream or not. 450 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,459 Yeah, I wondered that myself. 451 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,663 Travis makes an excellent point. 452 00:20:57,706 --> 00:21:00,107 Cassie's lighthouse can symbolize hope 453 00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:03,169 but who's to say it doesn't also symbolize 454 00:21:03,212 --> 00:21:04,737 the government's intrusion 455 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,749 into the lives of private citizens 456 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:08,375 as suggested by our friend here 457 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:11,353 who won't give us his name. 458 00:21:11,387 --> 00:21:14,789 Cassie's grandpa wouldn't give her an evil lighthouse. 459 00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:17,123 Very good point, Muskrat. 460 00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:18,127 Any responses? 461 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,651 Well, can't we at least agree 462 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,097 that Mary-Elizabeth's baby was her own lighthouse? 463 00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:25,624 Whoever heard of an illegitimate lighthouse? 464 00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:28,035 Got-dang it, Ox, you're confusing realism 465 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:28,969 with symbolism again. 466 00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:31,633 I'm about to symbolize my gun to your head. 467 00:21:31,674 --> 00:21:37,636 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 468 00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:09,111 What do you call it, Peggy? Ambiance.