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♪ Oh, when the Hank ♪
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♪ Goes makes his eggs ♪
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♪ Oh, when the Hank... ♪
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Aw.
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What the...?
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Dang cable company.
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I told them I didn't
want a hole in my wall.
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This is what I get?
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So, you found the tunnel.
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Is this the hole you
were talking about?
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Dale, what the hell
were you thinking
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digging a tunnel under my house?
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You should be flattered.
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Think of it as a
two-way friendship tube.
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I can escape to your house
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when the Feds come a-knockin'
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and you can slip over to mine
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when some jealous husband
comes looking for you.
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There will always be
husbands jealous of Hank
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for marrying me.
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There is no place on Earth
he can hide from them.
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No wonder I fell through...
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My floor joists are missing.
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Uh, is that what that was?
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I thought it was
underground driftwood.
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I used it to reinforce
the walls of my tunnel.
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Did you want me digging
in an unsafe tunnel?
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Did ya, Hank?
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Aw, it's going to
take a lot of hard work
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to repair this floor.
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And since this is
all your fault, mister
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I'm not going to
let you help me.
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Can I help?
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Yes, Bobby.
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I fall through the floor
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I'd say on the average
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about once a year.
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So, fellas, I rented a
brand-new 6,000 RPM
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high-torque circular saw.
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Boomhauer...
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How'd you like to cut some wood?
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Oh, man, you gonna
have to ask, man?
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Dang ol...
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Bill, you can be next, then me
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then Bobby, and that's it.
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But, no, wait.
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Hey, Khan, you want
to try my new saw?
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How many RPM?
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6,000.
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Nah.
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Oh, here comes
the city inspector.
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Bobby, get inside.
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Are you the owner?
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Yes, sir.
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Hank R. Hill.
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Just like it said
on my application
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for a building permit.
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Did you get my
check for six dollars?
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Yes, along with a
transcript of your grades
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from high school shop class.
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Quite impressive.
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I admire you for hiring
the mentally challenged.
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Mr. Hill, you have
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a serious problem here.
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Without any floor joists
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this house is unsafe to inhabit.
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What if we just stay
out of the kitchen?
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I've got a fridge
in the garage...
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A propane grill.
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Oh, good, problem solved.
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Do I look like some jackass
from Power and Light?
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No, sir.
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And I ain't going
back there, either.
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Red tag?!
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No, no, green tag.
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Green tag!
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You need to evacuate
the domicile immediately.
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When can he move back in?
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When all the repairs
have been made.
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Would you boys like
a piece of hard candy?
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Yes, yes, I would, please
like a piece of candy.
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I'd like to see these
men in helmets.
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I don't mind us
staying at grandpa's
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but I won't share a
bed with Baby G.H.
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He always tries to
suck on my boobie.
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Hank, Peggy...
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Dale has something
he wants to ask you.
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Uh...
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Sug...
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Look, Hank, I dug a tunnel
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you fell through it.
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Mistakes were
made on both sides.
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What do you say you and yours
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come and stay with me and mine?
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You can take the tunnel over.
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Thank you, but we're
being taken in by family.
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Hank, come on.
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Dale drives me
nuts living next door.
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There's a reason he and I
didn't get an apartment together
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after high school.
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Last time I stayed
at your father's
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he threw a grenade at me.
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It was a practice
grenade, but still...
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it was a very hostile gesture.
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All right.
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Thanks, Dale.
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Uh, we'll do it.
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Strange bathroom,
no night-light.
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I hope Mr. Gribble isn't
counting on 100% accuracy.
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Well, sit if you have to.
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I do.
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When I have to.
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He's going for $100!
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Dale, what do you
think you're doing?
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Nancy won't let me
watch TV in the bedroom.
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It keeps her up.
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You've got to see this.
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They got a guy swallowing
bees for 100 bucks.
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Dang it, Dale, it's
after 10:00 p.m.
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Hank, you don't want
to use that remote...
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There goes the mailbox.
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You have an exploding mailbox?
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That was your mailbox.
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And yes, I do.
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My goodness.
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It's like my own
little diner in here.
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Well, somebody's
not getting a tip.
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I'm exhausted.
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2:00 a.m., Dale wakes me up
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to spot him while lifts weights.
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Peggy, the man
benches 35 pounds.
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Hmm... wow, look at that chunk.
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Ugh.
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What's this?
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Your welcome to sleep
here free of charge
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but consumables
are another matter.
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You'll see it's all listed here.
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Water, electricity,
two rolls of toilet paper.
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I've had enough of you, Dale.
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I'll finish my shredded wheat
out at the construction site.
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I want that bowl back!
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Hank...
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Did you use the towels
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that were hanging
in the bathroom?
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Those are just for decoration.
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Now they're ruined.
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Dale, those were paper towels.
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And tell your wife
to answer the phone
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"Gribble residence."
not "hello."
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Hey, you're not cutting
that board very straight.
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Aren't you supposed
to be inside the lines?
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You're outside the lines, see?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe
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I cut off my best
friend's finger.
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And I just reread
that safety manual.
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I don't understand how this
could have happened, Hank.
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I mean, I've been known
to do carpentry stone-drunk
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but you're normally
so careful around tools.
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He was careful, all right.
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Careful to make it
look like an accident.
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You were getting back at me
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for what I did to your
tacky linoleum floor.
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That is not true.
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I should have never
moved in with you.
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I think we might have a
domestic abuse situation here.
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The big one's already
cut the little one's finger off.
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It always happens to
the younger prettier ones.
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If it were up to you
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you would have filled my
buddy tunnel with cement
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so no one else could use it.
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Sir, do you wish to
press assault charges?
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Assault charges?
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Damn right I do.
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Officer, take him away.
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And see that his human rights
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are roundly violated.
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Mr. Hill, Mr. Gribble alleges
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that you intentionally
severed his finger.
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Your honor, it was an accident.
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We're wasting valuable
legal resources here.
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Objection. Conjecture.
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Objecture.
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That's not a word.
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Mr. Hill, please
control your outbursts.
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I am issuing a
restraining order.
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You are not to
go within 100 feet
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of Mr. Gribble.
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What?! That is crazy.
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I live within a
hundred feet of him.
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How am I going to fix
the house that he ruined?
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You seem to have a serious
problem controlling your rage.
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I'm sentencing you to an
anger management class.
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Until you pass
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the restraining order
remains in effect.
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Anger management?
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That's for guys
who spit on umpires.
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I don't need that class.
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You do if you ever want to
move back into your house.
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Dale, you're
lighting your finger.
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Oh. Thanks for the heads up.
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I still can't feel
anything in the digit.
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What's that?
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Dale has no feeling
in the finger you cut off.
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Accidentally.
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You know, if you want, Bill,
Boomhauer, one of you guys
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can come stand over by me.
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I'll wait till you pass
that anger class.
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You cut Dale's finger
off for digging a tunnel.
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I once made a vest out
of your wife's underpants.
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I can't imagine
what you'd do to me.
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Come on, I wouldn't hurt you.
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You guys know I don't
have a problem with anger.
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I have a problem with idiots.
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Hold it right there.
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One more step
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and you'll have to move
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to a similar house
a few blocks away.
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Not too pretty a picture, is it?
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Dang it.
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Oh, God, he's on
another rampage!
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Pray for us all!
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Let's give a nice, calm
anger management
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welcome to Hank Hill,
our newest student.
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Hank cut his neighbor's
finger off with a saw
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in a fit of rage.
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No, no, no.
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It was an accident.
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My neighbor put his
finger in front of the blade.
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Hank, my man
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that's what we call
"blaming others."
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It's not my fault
his finger was there.
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It's not my fault I ran
a woman off the road
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when she changed
lanes without signaling.
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Hmm, right, Big Jim?
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She had a cell phone in one hand
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and a Lands' End
catalog in the other.
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Dirtbag got what she deserves.
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Next time, you want to
call someone a dirtbag
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stop and picture that
person as a big bag of dirt.
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Just a big
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old bag of dirt driving her SUV.
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And you know what?
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You'll have to pull over
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'cause you'll have the giggles.
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That's what we call
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"silly humor."
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Hank, you're not laughing.
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At a bag of dirt?
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What's funny about that?
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Wow, you are just
a bundle of rage.
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My goodness, if you become angry
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even in this
peaceful environment
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you're on your way
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to a massive heart
attack or stroke.
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I'm not angry.
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I am a little annoyed
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I have to be stuck
in this stupid class
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for the next eight Saturdays.
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Why don't you pet
an imaginary cat.
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Just... like... this.
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Slow... and gentle... and easy.
266
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,140
I call her Soothie.
267
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,581
Soothie the kitty.
268
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,615
Want to pet her?
269
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,618
I'll pass.
270
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:27,416
Come on, pet Mr. Mellowpuss.
271
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,497
He says he doesn't want to pet
272
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,853
the freakin' invisible cat.
273
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,484
Leave him alone!
274
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,493
Thanks, buddy.
275
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,725
Then they tell me if someone
does something stupid
276
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:41,963
I'm supposed to think
of a calming phrase
277
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,630
like, "Relax, Mr. Angry Slacks."
278
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,971
or, "Cool it down,
grumpy clown."
279
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,669
You see, it's asinine.
280
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,075
Take it easy, Parcheesi.
281
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,079
That is exactly
the kind of anger
282
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,081
that leads you to cutting
off people's fingers.
283
00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:58,881
Peggy, you of all people
know I didn't do that on purpose.
284
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,887
All right, Hank, I wasn't there.
285
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,389
Now, isn't it possible
that somewhere
286
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,516
in your subconscious
287
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,617
you really wanted to hurt Dale?
288
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,491
No! It's not possible!
289
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,497
Hank has always been angry.
290
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,862
When we were in kindergarten
291
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,129
and the other children
would use the fingerpaints
292
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,362
he would pinch them.
293
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,632
You are a bald-faced liar!
294
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,797
Amen!
295
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,940
Now, I'm going to teach
you all a little dance.
296
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,038
The "Avoid-dance."
297
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,447
Who has a child who
keeps a messy room, hmm?
298
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,883
Next time you walk by
299
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,945
Junior's messy
room shut the door.
300
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,957
Don't look at
what infuriates you.
301
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,256
Just do this little dance.
302
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,261
Shut the door...
303
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,889
shut the door, shut the door.
304
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,228
Come on Hank, stand up
305
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,790
and do the Avoid-dance with me.
306
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,028
Everyone join in!
307
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,262
Shut the door...
308
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,930
Shut the door...
309
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,599
Big Jim, is there a reason
you're not shutting the door?
310
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,008
'Cause you're a pencil-neck,
who's got diarrhea of the mouth.
311
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,069
Okay, anger, anger.
312
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,740
Try silly humor.
313
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,807
Can you picture poo poo
coming out of my mouth?
314
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,843
No, but I can picture it
coming out of my butt.
315
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:07,910
Can I have a hall pass?
316
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,582
Of course.
317
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:15,289
Uh, I think I have to... uh...
318
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,921
make, too.
319
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,693
Excuse me.
320
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,360
Can you believe
that bunk he's selling?
321
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,425
Don't ever get angry?
322
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,699
You turn into the
world's doormat.
323
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,932
Read your Bible.
324
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,133
God has a hell of a temper.
325
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,701
You piss Him off, you're
up to your ass in locusts.
326
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,321
Look at Him the
wrong way, pillar of salt.
327
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,473
He's one tough,
two-fisted, gin-joint bouncer
328
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,143
and He made us in His image.
329
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,516
You know, that's the
first thing I've heard today
330
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,884
that's made any sense.
331
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,683
I know one thing...
332
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,087
That twig boy can't flunk us
333
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,920
for being constipated
for an hour.
334
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,222
Let's grab a beer.
335
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,820
Thanks, but I need to
spend any spare time
336
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:50,761
repairing my house
337
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,322
before my idiot
neighbor gets home.
338
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,925
You know, I build dollhouse
furniture for a living.
339
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,493
Maybe I can help out.
340
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,378
Hank Rutherford Hill.
341
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,312
You are within 100 feet of me
342
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,316
and much as I like
to scoff at the law
343
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,944
I also like to
arbitrarily enforce it.
344
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:12,952
Skedaddle, boy.
345
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,648
We've got a tunnel
to dig under the alley.
346
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,656
What?
347
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,657
Yeah, it's going to go
348
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,818
from Dale's house to my
house to Boomhauer's house.
349
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,260
Little three-way friendship tube
350
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,423
and you ain't invited.
351
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,523
The only rules are
352
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,056
no spitting and no cutting
353
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,193
other people's fingers off.
354
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,726
You probably wouldn't
like it down there, Hank.
355
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,672
Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout no
dang ol' psychos allowed, man.
356
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,641
Good God, you're serious?!
357
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,871
The alley is city property.
358
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,878
As block captain
359
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,539
I will come down on you
360
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,140
with the full
authority of my office.
361
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,844
And who the hell are you?
362
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,375
Hank, you know Octavio.
363
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,081
He's my Gal Friday.
364
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,487
Does anything I want.
365
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,490
Now, you, scoot!
366
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,923
100 feet.
367
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,927
Move it.
368
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,390
You shut your got dang mouth,
or I'll shove that ditch witch
369
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,401
down your throat and
dig a tunnel straight
370
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,993
through to sunshine!
371
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,799
That's telling him.
372
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,805
Felt good, too.
373
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,832
Back off, Hank, or
Octavio will mess you up.
374
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,845
Gribble, I don't care
if he stays or goes.
375
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,177
Where's the money
you owe me, esse?
376
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,306
You heard him.
377
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,317
Take the first shot, Cochise!
378
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,318
I love two things:
379
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,219
building dollhouse
furniture and kicking ass!
380
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,655
And I don't see no
dollhouses 'round here.
381
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,521
You see any dollhouses, Hank?!
382
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,526
No, I don't!
383
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,822
No, you don't! That's right!
384
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,761
What are you looking at, sport?!
385
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,764
Don't you eyeball me!
386
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,925
Don't you eyeball
a junkyard dog!
387
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,161
Now you got the dog barking!
388
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,361
Look, you got it, you got it!
389
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:03,626
Paramedics said
he got so worked up
390
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,256
he just stroked out.
391
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,268
It was a short
period of suffering
392
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:12,329
but probably fairly intense.
393
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:16,809
Hank, that's exactly what
you look like when you sleep.
394
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,602
Dang!
395
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,205
No more bouncing that ball!
396
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,582
I'm going to kick your ass!
397
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,745
You're out of control!
398
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,866
Out of my way, rooster boy.
399
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,290
That could be me lying there.
400
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,494
It does not have to be, Hank.
401
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,935
You are taking a class
that gives you the tools
402
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:47,771
to handle your anger.
403
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:52,802
You love tools. Go
ahead and use them.
404
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,871
I know a lot of you thought
405
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,110
you wouldn't make
it to graduation
406
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,412
but you have.
407
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,182
Well, not all of you.
408
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,190
As much as it pains
me, I have to fail Big Jim.
409
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,886
I mean, he died of anger.
410
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,327
My hands are tied.
411
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,058
It's diploma time.
412
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,998
Mr. Hill, congratulations.
413
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:20,496
Uh, it says "Hink Hall."
414
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,509
You got the "I" and
the "A" mixed up.
415
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,510
This might make it difficult
416
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,512
for me to get my
restraining order lifted.
417
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,037
I'll bet that really steams
your beans, doesn't it "Hink?"
418
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,175
Uh, yeah, yeah.
419
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,278
Hey, you big chowder head,
you spelled my name wrong.
420
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:39,759
You're just a body with
a big bowl of soup on it.
421
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,192
Congrats, man
422
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,823
you passed the final test.
423
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,833
Next up... Mr. Mangione.
424
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:51,463
"Chick" Mangione?
425
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:57,466
I'm not a chick; I'm a dude!
426
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:12,081
Beer cooler docking complete.
427
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,217
We have beer.
428
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,420
Deploy lips.
429
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,621
What the...?
430
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,223
You actually dug
the dang tunnel?!
431
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,632
But I told you...
432
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,331
All right, easy
there, angry bear...
433
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,371
Is that Hank Hill?
434
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,636
You don't sound 100 feet away.
435
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,438
No, gentlemen, you'll
be happy to know
436
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,275
that I am certified anger-free.
437
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,990
Now that the restraining
order's been lifted
438
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,744
what do you say
you guys take a break
439
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,547
from that dark tunnel,
and enjoy a cold beer
440
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,178
up here in the sunny alley.
441
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,586
Don't waste time
442
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,920
talking to him.
443
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,790
We got to dig a place
to put our empties.
444
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,081
Uh, fellas, you might
want to get out of there.
445
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,204
You see, there's a
garbage truck coming.
446
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,339
They weigh about five tons
447
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,577
and your last tunnel
couldn't support me
448
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,879
on an empty stomach.
449
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,385
No time to gab, Hank.
450
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,944
We got bigger fish to fry.
451
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,890
The game, gentlemen,
is Crazy Eights.
452
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,155
Come on, please. I'm serious!
453
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,287
Sorry, I don't speak "Surface."
454
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:29,291
Okay, look.
455
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,604
My idiot friends
rented a ditch witch
456
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,610
and they're in the
tunnel under the alley.
457
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,611
So if you drive over there
458
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,613
you'll probably
crush 'em to death.
459
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,615
Buddy, I used to
be just like you...
460
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:43,616
Drinking, hanging around alleys
461
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,618
making up stories
just to get attention.
462
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,052
Get it together.
463
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,489
Oh, gosh, dang it.
464
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,221
Pet the cat, pet the cat...
465
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,354
Come on, guys,
please get out of there.
466
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,727
Watch the anger.
467
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,732
You don't want to
end up like Big Jim.
468
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,733
Remember? He's dead.
469
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:05,136
That's because Big Jim
had an anger problem.
470
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,139
This is different.
471
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,231
I have an idiot problem.
472
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:12,837
Uh, guys... come on, get out.
473
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,684
Get out, get out, get out!
474
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,191
If you don't get out of
that got'dang rathole now
475
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,557
I'll get my circular
saw, come down there
476
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,119
cut off all your
fingers and toes!
477
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,098
Now move! Move! Move!
478
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,443
Okay, Hank, now that
we're out of the tunnel
479
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,070
what is so damn important?
480
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,207
Man, I got dang ol'
save coldest beer
481
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,618
for my man, talkin' 'bout,
man, I owe you one, man.
482
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,620
Thanks, Boomhauer.
483
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,178
Hank, I cleaned all those
484
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,191
Whataburger wrappers off my lawn
485
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,419
just like you told me to.
486
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,984
It's just my little way
of saying thank you
487
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,027
for losing your temper.
488
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,998
And to show you that
we're best buds again
489
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,830
I'm going to connect our
houses with a rope bridge.
490
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,497
Sh-sha!
491
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,870
Dale!
492
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:19,868
Wait, here's the fun part.
493
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,518
A-yah zip!
494
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:33,459
Well, you get the idea.
495
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:43,225
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496
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,418
Yes, yes, I would please
like a piece of candy!