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I got it.
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I got it.
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Oh, dang it, Bobby
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football tryouts
are in two days.
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So?
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I'll just be running back.
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That was your position, right?
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They have to give it to me.
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Son, you don't get
to be running back
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just because your dad was.
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We fought a whole war
with England over that.
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Maybe you should
go out for center.
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It'll allow you to put
your God-given immobility
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to good use.
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Oy.
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Ready, set, hike!
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Bobby?
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Snap the ball. Uh
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this ball's the only thing
holding me up right now.
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I know what you're
going through, Hank.
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Joseph doesn't want
to follow in my footsteps
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as towel manager.
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He wants to be quarterback.
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Maybe Bobby could
be towel manager.
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I want Bobby to compete
for a spot on the team.
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I don't want him just handed it.
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Handed it?!
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Towel tryouts are brutal.
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And word down at
the Laundromat is
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there's this girl, Kathleen.
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She's the one to beat.
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Spent the last three
summers folding linens
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at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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Well, at least you'd
be part of the team
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and you'd get to hear
the coach's pep talk.
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Yeah, this might work.
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Sounds good to me.
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I love towels.
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I'll be just like that bear
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in the fabric
softener commercial.
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Oh.
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Nice, Gribble.
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I take a lot of baths.
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So, I finally got up the guts
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to ask Nancy
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for a raise in my allowance.
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It did not go well.
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I did it, Dad.
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I'm the new towel manager.
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Though I couldn't have
done it without Joseph.
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He worked up quite a
sweat making quarterback.
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All right.
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That's good. Way to go.
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All right, Bobby.
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My boy is on a team.
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Not a squad, not a club.
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A team.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Dale, what are you cheering for?
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Joseph just threw
an interception.
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Huh?
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Bobby just handed
off the fresh towels
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put the dirties in the hamper
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and didn't fumble once.
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That's the hat trick.
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Really?
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Well, all right.
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Go, Bobby!
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Show that hamper who's boss.
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Good practice, boys.
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Whattaburgers on me.
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Hill, you ain't going anywhere
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till every jockstrap is as
clean as a surgeon's mask.
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Hey, Towel Manager.
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Got a little time for
an old running back?
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Oh, this stinks.
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All I do is get
towel-snapped by the players
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and yelled at by Coach.
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He yelled at you?
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Really? What did he say?
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He said, "Hill..."
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He knows your name?
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Well, that means you're
really part of the team.
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Well
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looks like you've got some
hard work ahead of you.
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Enjoy it, because
you've earned it.
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Mm.
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Bobby Hill
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those roses not squirt water
if that's what you looking for.
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They're lovely.
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I started growing roses
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after the doctor
cut off my Xanax.
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Very relaxing to
have total control
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of another living thing.
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Mind if I try?
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Okay, but just one.
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Oh, this is kind of nice.
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And they smell so much
better than jockstraps.
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Hmm, maybe to you.
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Bobby
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are you sniffing glue or
feeding a wounded bird?
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Either way, I will not
have it at my dinner table.
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It's a flower
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from Mrs.
Souphanousinphone's garden.
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Mom, you ever think
about growing roses?
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Of course not.
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Do you think I want my
house to look like a grave?
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Now, hold on here.
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I don't want to hear
about any roses
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unless we're talking
about the Rose Bowl.
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Hey, maybe you could
towel manage that someday.
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I'm not sure I...
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Good point.
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You've got to hone your skills.
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The game this week
will be a real test.
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It'll be your first time
folding in front of a crowd.
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Quick son, show
me what you've got.
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Can I help you?
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Which one of these sticks
is going to turn into roses?
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That one... maybe.
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I don't know.
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I just got transferred
from fabrics.
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It says roses.
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Yeah, I told you.
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Okay, the tag says
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they need food and water
and sun and dirt and love.
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Can I substitute
extra love for sun?
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I kind of have to hide
these in my bedroom closet.
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No way, man.
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That'd be going
against the tag unless...
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Okay, I know someone
who can help you
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but the problem is that
he's at another store
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and, like, you're at this store.
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I have a bike.
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Oh, that changes everything.
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Can I help you? Yes.
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Uh, Ricky at the
Mega Lo Mart told me
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to see you about
growing stuff indoors.
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Don't say anything.
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He told me to tell you I'm cool.
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He's cool.
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So, uh, what kind of
herbage you growing?
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They're roses.
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Oh. Well, those are legal now.
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You can grow them outside.
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My dad doesn't like me outside
unless I'm on a football field.
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He only wants me to
do stuff that you can win.
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You tell your dad
that Lao Tzu said
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"The wise stay
behind and go ahead.
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They want nothing
and have everything."
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Yeah.
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Huh?
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It means competing
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against others is not
the way to happiness.
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You want to know
more, check this out.
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"Chinese philosophy."
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Huh. Is that why you
guys seem so happy?
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"One cannot cause growth;
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one can only let growth."
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Huh.
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We're getting skunked.
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How is this happening?
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Oh, my God.
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Where's Bobby?
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Blue 32.
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Yikes.
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No! He's going the wrong way!
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I've seen this before.
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It's total towel chaos.
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The team needs me!
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I'm coming, Joseph!
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I'm coming to wipe you!
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Bobby!
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I don't know what
I'm going to do
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when I see him.
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I might kill him.
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Bobby
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if you're going to hide from me
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at least have the guts
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to do it without a night light.
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Hey, Dad.
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What's going...?
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The game!
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It was disaster.
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There was sweat
and mud everywhere.
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Oh, God, the slipping.
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The horrible slipping!
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You got cut from the team.
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Kathleen Barnes is
the new towel manager.
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Thanks to you
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a girl is doing our
team's laundry.
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Now get out of my sight!
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This house is going
to be TP'd tonight.
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That's a given.
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Now, what do you
have to say for yourself?
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Well, I guess
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towel manager wasn't
in my cosmic path.
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I wish Kathleen
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all the best of karma.
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The best of what?
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What were you
doing in that closet?
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Nothing.
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Sticks
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and lights?
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Is this some kind
of puppet theater?
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They're roses, Dad.
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Roses.
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I'm trying to teach the boy
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how to compete in the real world
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build up his confidence a little
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and all he wants
to do is sniff flowers.
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Oh, Hank
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what's the big deal?
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Well, now I know
where Bobby gets his
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"what's the big deal" attitude.
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Well, if it's so
important to you
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take him to go see a
rose growing competition.
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Rose competition?
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Come on, Peggy,
there's no such thing.
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Oh, yes, there is.
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Minh goes all the time.
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It's probably because
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she's very unhappy
in her marriage.
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So? What, I pretend
it's a sport and...
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And he'll pay attention
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because it's something he loves.
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It's like when I try
to get through to you
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I mention propane.
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Huh.
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Bobby, I've got some good news
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but I want you to promise
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you're not going
to squeal like a girl.
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I've decided to let
you grow your roses.
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Ugh.
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And the best part is
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I'm entering you
into a rose contest.
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You get to compete
against the top, uh...
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old women, I
imagine, in the county.
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Compete?
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But Lao Tzu says the
way of the sage is to act
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but not to compete.
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There... that thing
you just said...
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That's what I'm trying to fix.
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Son
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you've got to try at something
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and give it your best shot.
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You like flowers?
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Well, make us proud
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and be the best damn
rose grower in town.
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Now, what do you say, tough guy?
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Are you ready to grow
the hell out of those roses?
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You bet I am!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?
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Outside.
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Now that you're okay
with them, I might as well
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put these thirsty little
piggies in the ground.
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Now, where did I put
that floppy gardening hat?
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You can't grow them outside.
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People will see you
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and, uh... steal your
gardening secrets.
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You'd better stay in
the closet until you win.
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Then you can plant
them in the front yard
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and if anybody
gives you any guff
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you can show 'em your trophy.
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Or sash.
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Check out that engine.
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It hauls so much ass
I can drive it to work.
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Yeah, she's a monster.
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Oh, I'll get it.
273
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:28,116
Yeah, uh, hello ladies.
274
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,952
Uh, I'm here to, um
275
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:34,427
sign for that, uh, big
rose-off you got going on.
276
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:38,090
Are you that guy who just
moved in from Portland?
277
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,624
Grew the Madame Plantier
that won Mini Princess of Show?
278
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:45,366
Well, I understood that one
word, "grew," but I do know
279
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:48,375
I am not the Mini
Princess of anything.
280
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,376
Why not?
281
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,877
Forget to prune your side buds?
282
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,880
Here's a sign-up
sheet for the show.
283
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:57,509
Don't let 'em get to you.
284
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,518
They treat anybody
285
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,520
who wasn't sponsored
by Miracle Gro
286
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,680
lower than fertilizer.
287
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,019
Excuse my language.
288
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,524
Oh, no problem.
289
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,526
So, how many pounds was the rose
290
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,527
that won last year?
291
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,495
Pounds? Is that a joke?
292
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,328
No. I mean, I saw that
pumpkin on the news
293
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,800
they had to carry
out on a forklift.
294
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,803
Bigger is better at
these things, right?
295
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,328
Size is only ten
percent of your score.
296
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,968
There's Form, Color,
Substance, Stem and Foliage
297
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,001
Balance and Proportion.
298
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,068
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
299
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,776
Cultivating roses isn't some
moron hobby like lawn growing.
300
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:30,784
It's science
301
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:31,785
and art.
302
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,787
You think you can just
wake up one morning
303
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,789
flip on a pair of
gardening clogs
304
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:36,790
and play with the big boys?
305
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:37,847
No, sir.
306
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,984
Hey, no reason
to get excited here.
307
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,757
My wife and I are just
trying to get our son involved
308
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:45,128
in something easy to
give him a little confidence.
309
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,564
Your son?
310
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,795
A little boy should be
collecting baseball cards
311
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,269
and catching fireflies.
312
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,965
Not spending sleepless nights
313
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,270
trying to urge the perfect
rose bud to blossom.
314
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,208
How dare you steal
that boy's innocence!
315
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,211
Now get out of this
gardening section.
316
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,213
You make me sick.
317
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,219
♪ I am your sunshine ♪
318
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,587
♪ Your only sunshine ♪
319
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,093
Am I in? Am I in?!
320
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,323
You're in, all right... tiger.
321
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,297
This is so great!
322
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,493
I don't know if it's the
stem massage or my singing
323
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,503
but these babies are really
responding to something.
324
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,506
You think you can just
wake up one morning
325
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,508
flip on a pair of
gardening clogs
326
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,770
and play with the big boys?
327
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:34,076
Uh... you know, this
closet is bigger than it looks.
328
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,480
Mind if I sit in and help a bit?
329
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,075
You mean it? Sure!
330
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,484
That whoopee
cushion doesn't work
331
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,111
but you can still
use it as a cushion.
332
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,290
Hey, you fixed it!
333
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,268
Wait, am I supposed to cut
above the bud or under the bud?
334
00:13:55,301 --> 00:14:01,241
Well, Lao Tzu would say that
you must let the cut make itself.
335
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:06,474
Yeah. Uh, I'm going to check the
American Rose Association rule book.
336
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,846
Oh, my god, listen to all these
reasons we can be disqualified.
337
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,910
Misnaming, misclassing,
unlabeled, mislabeled...
338
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,182
stem on stem?
339
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,883
Are we stem on stemming?
340
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,448
Dad, you got to relax.
341
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,517
Roses can pick up on your vibe.
342
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,528
Dang it, Bobby
343
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,995
cut the Benihana talk.
344
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,498
Okay, don't panic.
345
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:30,902
They can pick up on that, too.
346
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,339
Huh, I guess this must be
347
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:41,075
some kind of
rose-growing store for kids.
348
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,082
Excuse me, sir.
349
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,550
I need to replace
this grow light.
350
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,883
Is that so, officer?
351
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,285
It's okay, guys.
352
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,314
He's cool.
353
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:54,191
Aw, come on, man, that
lamp is for high school kids.
354
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,992
Step up to the
Phototrons... They rock.
355
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,156
They'll force your buds
356
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,860
increase your yield
and your potency.
357
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,802
Just call me from outer
space and tell me it ain't true.
358
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,329
Wow, how'd you like to
see that in our closet, Bobby?
359
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,341
Would I?!
360
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,367
We're going to grow
the best roses ever!
361
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,812
Okay, this setup will
cost you about two grand.
362
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,075
Two grand?
363
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,082
You got a job, right?
364
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,811
I have a great job.
365
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,478
But still...
366
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,147
Dang it.
367
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,850
No wonder all those other
rose growers have sponsors.
368
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,654
Hey, what would you fellows say
369
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,217
to sponsoring us in
our rose competition?
370
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,730
Whoa, man, competition
ain't really our buzz.
371
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:36,703
Lao Tzu says: "To be better than
someone is to be worse than all."
372
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,705
Wrap your mind
around that one, dude.
373
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,707
Well, wrap your
minds around this:
374
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,709
We'll wear Stems
'N Seeds T-shirts
375
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,711
and you could put the
roses in those vases.
376
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,804
Come on, fellas
377
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,144
this is important.
378
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,615
You see, our great country...
379
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,244
positive values
like competition.
380
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,753
The American way...
381
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,254
parts and minds...
382
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,757
Texas Propane
and Gas Association
383
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,315
Commissioner Murray Hogarth.
384
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,795
All if Stems 'N Seeds
would just sponsor us.
385
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,389
What do you say, guys?
386
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,593
We need more of this
weed and more of this dude.
387
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,569
We'll do it.
388
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,841
♪ I am your sunshine ♪
389
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,311
♪ Your only sunshine ♪
390
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,210
Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
391
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,011
Sloppy side bud removal
requires penalization.
392
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:28,647
Here, let me.
393
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,852
All right, Bobby.
394
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,292
Game day is tomorrow.
395
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,852
You're in the
single vase category
396
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,023
so you got to pick
one player to send in.
397
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,259
This one's pretty.
398
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,324
Not according to the book.
399
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,201
If you go by the checklist,
this one's perfect.
400
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,638
But I like how mine's
a little off center.
401
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,141
It's got Wabi-Sabi.
402
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,770
You can't win an argument
by making up words.
403
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,679
Wabi-Sabi is an
Eastern tradition, Dad.
404
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,479
It's celebrating the
beauty in what's flawed...
405
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,782
Like the crack
in the Liberty Bell
406
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,812
or the mole on
Cindy Crawford's face.
407
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,289
The Liberty Bell is great
408
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,292
but come on, if it
was in a contest
409
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,920
with a bunch of bells
without cracks, it would lose.
410
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,487
But sometimes it's
the small imperfections
411
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,557
that make you love
something even more.
412
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,559
So what if this rose is a little
too short and a little too wide.
413
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:21,199
It's got more personality
than those other ones.
414
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,971
Uh-huh. But we're out to win.
415
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,453
Ah, Morgan, my former student.
416
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,925
Your flower looks like
an anus with a stem.
417
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,928
What do you call it?
418
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,293
Hello, Monroe.
419
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,424
I crossed an Oakington
Ruby with a Dainty Bess.
420
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,435
I call it a Ruby My Dear,
but I might as well call it
421
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,404
"sending you home
crying to your mama."
422
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,908
Yes!
423
00:17:54,941 --> 00:18:00,903
Dude, all these roses
424
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,879
remind me of my mom's tattoo,
but they don't smell like arm.
425
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,889
You'd better let
me do that, son.
426
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,690
Nice, dude, nice.
427
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:18,186
Okay. I'm just going to
give it a final mist so it'll look
428
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,462
like morning dew is
dripping off its velvet petals.
429
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,492
I must say...
430
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,505
nicely spiraled center.
431
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,733
Hmm, good work, kid.
432
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,570
You hear that, Bobby?
433
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,133
You could win this thing.
434
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,338
Dude, that million
dollars is ours.
435
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,176
There's no cash prize.
436
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,341
It's just for honor, dude.
437
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,819
Dude, that honor is ours.
438
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,549
Dad, why don't we
turn it a little to the side
439
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,355
so this leaf looks like
it's waving to the judge.
440
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,123
Well, all the pictures in
the book are from this angle.
441
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,926
But if it's turned away
just a little, it's more coy
442
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,366
like, "Have we been
properly introduced?"
443
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,233
Here, like this.
444
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,237
Hands off!
445
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,238
You're queering the spiral.
446
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,536
Come on, it's my...!
447
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,740
Oh, dang it, Bobby!
448
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,442
It's bruised.
449
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,451
Oh, you tweaked our rose!
450
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:16,980
Oh, god, I'm going to have
to remove interior petals.
451
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:25,023
Get me my deckle-edged
shears and my stamp tongs.
452
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,368
Shears down.
453
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,667
Nice stature.
454
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:36,005
Quite voluptuous
for a floribunda.
455
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,570
Arrow-straight stem, fine
balance and proportion.
456
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,547
What is that?
457
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,548
That?
458
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:43,879
That's nothing.
459
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,384
You pulled a petal, didn't you?
460
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,614
You pulled an interior petal.
461
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,621
Uh... yes.
462
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,622
Mm...
463
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,180
That's too bad.
464
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,192
Otherwise the rose
is truly flawless.
465
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,488
No, no, wait.
466
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,897
Uh... haven't you ever heard
of that oriental deal that says
467
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,400
that something can be
wrong with something
468
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,335
but it just makes it better?
469
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,962
Yeah, dude, Wabi-Sabi.
470
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,233
Right. That.
471
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,673
It's like that model with
the wart on her face.
472
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,676
Isn't she pretty?
473
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,679
Mm...
474
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,605
Sorry, it's flawed. You lose.
475
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,912
You're a loser.
476
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,717
Which means I'm a loser,
which means my dad was right.
477
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,052
You blew it, man!
478
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,524
Oh, I wish I had my
Tibetan prayer beads.
479
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,151
I'd hog-tie you and
leave you to rot.
480
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,254
But what about Lao Tzu?
481
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:34,859
Lao Tzu lived in a
hut and ate straw.
482
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,303
And Queen of Show to...
483
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:45,175
Ruby My Dear.
484
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,618
Dad, no!
485
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,985
Don't bury my roses!
486
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,013
It was my fault, not theirs.
487
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,855
I'm planting them, Bobby.
488
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,191
But I didn't win.
489
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,196
Well, that's okay.
490
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,825
The Cowboys don't win
every year, but I'm still a big fan
491
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,392
and they have gun
and drug problems.
492
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,733
I was thinking about it
493
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,069
and my singing didn't
really help the roses.
494
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,404
My voice just isn't that good.
495
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,534
But check this out.
496
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,808
Uh... son?
497
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,781
Yeah, Dad?
498
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,483
You've got a lot of Wabi-Sabi.
499
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:35,517
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500
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:57,739
We need more of this
weed and more of this dude.