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Bobby Hill, what are you doing?
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I'm ironing underwater.
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Blurp, blurp, blurp.
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Don't test me, young man.
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I've failed funnier
kids than you.
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All right, children
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irons down.
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With the help of
Ernie the janitor
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I have soiled each of
these cheerleader uniforms.
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Your take-home exam
is to identify and remove
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the mystery stain
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and here's one
for our class clown.
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Oh, wait, let me give you
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some extra credit.
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If it's Monday night, it must be
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Frito pie with Wolf-brand chili.
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I made it just the way
you like it... perfect.
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Come on, Bobby, it's Frito pie
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with Wolf-brand chili night.
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What the...?
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There better be
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a naked cheerleader
under your bed.
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Don't get mad, but I think
I'm going to fail Home Ec.
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Well, of course
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you're failing Home
Ec... You're a guy.
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Did you know your
son is taking Home Ec?
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They got him
playing with skirts!
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If Bobby learns to cook
and clean for himself
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what's his motivation
to ever get married?
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Home Ec is not going
to turn Bobby into a sissy.
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In prison movies, the
toughest characters
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always work in the kitchen.
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I wouldn't worry, Hank.
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When I was the, uh
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varsity football towel manager
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I cleaned 50 jockstraps a week.
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I turned out okay.
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Hey, man, nice shot.
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Man, hey no, nothing but ice.
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Oh, please.
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When I was the, uh, varsity
football towel manager
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I once slang-shot a jockstrap
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into a laundry hamper
from 50 yards away.
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Betcha a million dollars
you can't do that again.
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You're on!
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Oh! Hah!
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You choked.
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You owe me a million dollars.
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Choker!
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Uh!
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Choker!
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Dad says that men
install washing machines
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they service washing machines
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but they aren't supposed
to use washing machines.
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Oh, please.
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There's no rule that
says only women
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can do housework and
only men can have careers.
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I can do both.
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I am what the magazines
call a superwoman.
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I like Superwoman.
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Oh, Bobby, thank you.
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Now let's take a look
at your homework.
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When we're done with it,
this stain is going to wish
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it was still some
cheerleader's lunch.
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First, you blind-side
it with pre-soak.
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Then you sucker-punch
it with some hot water
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and just when it's
begging for mercy
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you rip off its head and
pour bleach down its neck.
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Finish it off, Bobby!
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Are you going to let that
stain call you a sissy?!
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No!
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I know it's not even
Thanksgiving yet
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but it feels like
Christmas morning.
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Well, it's full of holes
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but you did get
the stains out...
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mostly.
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Uh-oh.
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Bobby, these are your
father's dungarees!
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How could you, Peggy?
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Now what am I gonna carve
the turkey in... my underwear?
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Not with an
electric knife, no sir.
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Even world-famous surgeons
do not get it right 100% of the time.
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They make mistakes, Hank.
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People die.
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We are human.
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Ms. Bittner, I'm not
going to lie to you.
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I don't think I heard one
thing you've said all year
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especially whatever
you said about bleach.
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Can you help me
fix my dad's pants?
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He can't wear one
of your clever jokes?
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Please, Ms. Bittner, I've never
asked for anything from you
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except more sugar.
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Ooh, fancy!
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Hey, Hank, how's
it going at the bank?
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How the hell should I know?
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On a related fiscal note, Bill
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where's the million
bucks you owe me?
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Oh, right, Dale, yeah.
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Suitable for framing.
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There you go... $1 million!
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I guess I'll have to
sell my private island
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in the South Pacific, huh?
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You never go anyway.
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Dad, would you like to
wear jeans to work today?
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You know I would.
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Look what I got!
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I got a bolt of denim
from Ms. Bittner.
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I used your old jeans
as a pattern and I fired up
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Mom's sewing machine.
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My sewing machine?
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No, it can't make
seams this straight.
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Well, I guess it wouldn't
hurt to try them on.
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Well, all right, Bobby!
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They're perfect.
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I mean, they're a little stiff
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but after I break 'em
in for a couple years
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they'll be perfect.
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Hang on, I picked up
a little trick in Home Ec.
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I hope you don't mind...
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I borrowed your power sander.
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Peggy, he's right.
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I can feel the
denim loosening up.
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I'm glad you ruined my jeans.
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Bobby's made them even better.
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Bobby, eight hours
and no chafing!
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I know what I'm leading off with
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in my Thanksgiving prayer.
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Three, two, one, mark!
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Buns in the oven!
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Oh, then you're not
just sewing in Home Ec...
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They've got you
cooking too, huh?
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I hope you don't mind
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but I opened a bottle
of your wedding wine
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to marinate my pot roast.
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Well, just make sure
when you're done playing
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your mother has
her kitchen back.
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It's Tuesday night
pork chops, you know.
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Yes, Bobby, I can
handle the heat
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so get out of my kitchen,
because with pork
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the slightest mistake
could kill us all.
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I'd like to cash this for cash.
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A thousand
thousands will be fine.
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Most of the million dollar
checks we see are jokes.
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Your job sounds fun.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Dauterive
only has $418.75.
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Okay, then give me
400 Sacagawea coins
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18 Susan B. Anthonys
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two North Carolina
quarters and a Utah.
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Yep... tastes like Tuesday.
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Thank you, Hank.
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Say, that smells pretty good.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Could you sign this form
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saying I cooked it myself
and that it tasted okay?
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Yeah, I'll help you
with your homework.
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Hank, you will
spoil your appetite.
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Mm, no, no, it's okay.
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Let's eat Bobby's pot roast now
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while it's still juicy.
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Your pork chops will be
just as good tomorrow.
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No, no, no.
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Wednesday is spa-peggy
and meatballs day.
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You can't have pork
chops on Wednesday.
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That would throw
off the whole rotation.
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Wednesday.
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You would not have
believed it, Nancy.
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He ate that pot roast like...
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like it was my pork chops
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and my pork chops
were sitting right there!
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What you need, sug,
is an unfair advantage.
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It's the library's, so try
not to get anything on it.
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A homemaking magazine?
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Oh, no, no thank you, I
have never needed to...
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Well, that is the most beautiful
Thanksgiving centerpiece
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I have ever seen.
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Hey, Peggy.
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Uh, why's the table
covered with yard waste?
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Hank, it is not yard waste.
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Or it will not be when
I get through with it.
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It will be our new stunning
Thanksgiving centerpiece...
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Made entirely of yard waste!
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Ew, don't touch it, Bobby.
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Those nests could be
full of fleas and ticks.
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Not if you take the birds out.
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They'll build another nest.
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They're not just
going to let their eggs
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sit there on the sidewalk.
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Okay, Ernst is done
removing the parasites
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but he cannot comb out
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the dark sadness
that entangles you.
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What's up with that?
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Ernst, imagine
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if the man you loved
found someone else
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to cook for him,
and clean for him
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and make his pants.
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Who is this other woman?
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The other woman is my son.
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He may be getting
an A in Home Ec
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but at what cost, huh?
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At what cost to me?
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Cooking and
cleaning and sewing...
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I did not hear you
mention the boudoir.
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I can think of many things
to be done there for Hank.
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Well, I am an excellent lover.
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And Ernst is an
excellent hair stylist.
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Together let us take
your husband places
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from our wildest dreams!
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Sorry, sir, but you have
more food than money.
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Okay, I don't need cling wrap.
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This is my whole
Thanksgiving dinner
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and who am I kidding
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there aren't going
to be any leftovers!
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Um, you're still over.
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Oh.
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But, but...
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you can't take my turkey.
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Still over.
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This circular saw
cozy fits great, son
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but can we call it
something else?
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Hey, how about a
circular saw buddy?
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You name it and I'll knit it!
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Hey, Peggy!
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Bobby made me a
circular saw buddy.
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Whoa, your hair looks great.
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It's so big.
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Well, I hope it's not too tall
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to get through the
bedroom door, Hank.
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Well, the doorway's got
a seven-foot clearance.
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Dinner!
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Dinner?
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When it got to be 5:00
and you weren't home
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I asked Bobby to
whip something up.
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Well, that's a good idea.
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The sooner we eat
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the sooner we can
get to... dessert.
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I think Bobby made pie.
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Ugh, I probably should've
stopped at seconds.
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I'm not usually a
big fan of cheese
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but boy, the things
Bobby does with it...
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I have an idea how we can
burn off some calories, Hank.
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What's wrong?
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Is Bobby's cooking
coming up on you?
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I think it's all that
beauty stuff in your hair.
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It kind of has that
new car smell.
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Boy, that cheese! Mm!
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Hank, what is going on?
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The fumes coming off your
hair keep waking me up.
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You don't smell like a new car.
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I just said that to
make you feel better.
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Bobby, put away your
robot and go to bed.
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I need the couch.
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Your father's feeling ill.
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I think it was something he ate.
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Why don't you just take my bed?
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I've got a lot of
work to do out here.
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Agh! Was this ever
an outdoor couch?
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Okay, fine, I will
sleep in your bed
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right under your booger wall.
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00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:42,897
I thought I heard an
upholstery shampooer.
261
00:13:42,939 --> 00:13:45,067
Maybe you could use
that thing to get the smell
262
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,407
out of your mother's
side of the bed.
263
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:48,411
Have you seen her?
264
00:13:48,444 --> 00:13:50,310
She was looking
for a place to sleep
265
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:52,178
so I let her have my bed.
266
00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:54,047
Well, where are
you going to sleep?
267
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,052
I'll just crash on the couch.
268
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,212
It's still a little wet
269
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,189
but it gives me an excuse
to sleep in my poncho.
270
00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:02,055
No, no, your
mother's bed is empty.
271
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,526
Why don't you just bunk
with me in the big bedroom?
272
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,688
I'll make caramel popcorn!
273
00:14:06,729 --> 00:14:08,095
I'll turn on the TV.
274
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:09,599
It's such a clear night
275
00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:11,931
we might be able to pick up
the news from San Antonio.
276
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:14,437
Their sports guy played
for the Oilers for a year.
277
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:19,932
I didn't know your bed
was made of two little beds.
278
00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:22,411
Well, your mother
likes her mattress firm
279
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,970
and I like mine extra firm.
280
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:27,006
So I guess it's true,
opposites attract.
281
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,315
Check it out... the weather girl
282
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:31,480
is looking at the wrong camera.
283
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,513
San Antonio.
284
00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:36,822
And it's going to rain tomorrow.
285
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,426
Why would anyone live there?
286
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,230
You know who'd
get a kick out of this?
287
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:47,703
Ladybird!
288
00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:50,605
Come here, girl!
289
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:08,956
That Miss Piggy balloon
290
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:14,692
has the same hairdo
as your mother.
291
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,426
Hey, Peggy.
292
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:19,026
Well, maybe for you it is.
293
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:22,527
Oh, I was expecting you
to say, "Good morning."
294
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:23,733
So...
295
00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:25,435
did you sleep well?
296
00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:26,943
Not really.
297
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:28,520
Bobby and I were
up all night talking...
298
00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:31,104
really, really talking.
299
00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:48,292
So, that's where it went.
300
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:49,856
Perfect!
301
00:15:49,899 --> 00:15:51,834
Hank, come in here, quick!
302
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,996
Look what I found
in Bobby's bed.
303
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,801
Mm-hmm, it's a ladies' magazine
304
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:58,205
and that is not my opinion.
305
00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:00,472
It says so right in the title.
306
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,069
You were right about
Home Ec, Hank...
307
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:03,545
It's ruining Bobby.
308
00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:06,344
Every perfume ad has
been scratched and sniffed
309
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,873
and his horoscope says
310
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,442
that this is a good week for him
311
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,511
to meet the man of his dreams.
312
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,580
If you ask me, Hank,
that boy ain't right.
313
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:18,459
Bobby, get in here. Now.
314
00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:19,655
What's up, Dad?
315
00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:22,893
Son, do you think you could make
316
00:16:22,932 --> 00:16:24,867
this buttermilk-basted turkey?
317
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,770
Well, that recipe
takes 24 hours.
318
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:34,141
Good thing I started
on it last night.
319
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,410
I just thought you
were getting up
320
00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,278
to use the bathroom a lot.
321
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:40,315
You know what?
322
00:16:40,349 --> 00:16:42,375
Let's have Bobby
handle the whole meal.
323
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,819
What?! But-but every year I...
324
00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:48,291
This year the only thing
you have to do is get hungry.
325
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:50,122
Just kick back on the couch
326
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:52,355
now that it's fit to sit on.
327
00:16:52,395 --> 00:16:53,693
Oh, Dad...
328
00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:54,924
where's the turkey platter?
329
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:56,762
I want to start on
the radish roses.
330
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:58,233
It's in the garage,
in a box marked:
331
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,793
"winter holiday
poultry serving dishes."
332
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:02,270
Here, I'll help you find it.
333
00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:05,707
Mom, you mind
popping my bird in?
334
00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:07,437
Don't worry, the racks are set
335
00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:10,036
and the oven's
already preheated.
336
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,639
It's idiot-proof.
337
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:27,253
They do not deserve us.
338
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:37,067
Oh... boxed in!
339
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,903
Did I fix my roof in
the last few days?
340
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:46,882
Well, it still looks
pretty bad, so maybe.
341
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,214
Why?
342
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:50,015
I can't buy any
Thanksgiving food
343
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,611
because my bank account is empty
344
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,021
and... and I can't
remember what I spent it on.
345
00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:57,049
It's empty because I
cashed your check, Bill
346
00:17:57,093 --> 00:17:59,961
which did not clear for
the full million dollars.
347
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,932
But that check was a
joke, just like the bet.
348
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:05,025
It was a joke... I laughed.
349
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,298
We had a legitimate
oral contract
350
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,362
entered into fully and freely
351
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,340
when I said, "Betcha"
352
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:14,367
and you said, and I
quote, "You're on."
353
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,379
Dale, stop talking like a lawyer
354
00:18:16,412 --> 00:18:18,381
and give Bill his money back.
355
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:19,473
What's the point?
356
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,642
Bill would probably just go
357
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:25,815
and spend it on something
stupid, like himself.
358
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,579
Peggy?
359
00:18:56,619 --> 00:19:00,078
Oh, I see my haircut
was a success!
360
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:04,059
Your Hank, he ravaged
you last night, yes?
361
00:19:04,093 --> 00:19:06,562
Tell me, what did you do to him?
362
00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:08,860
I stole his turkey
is what I did.
363
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:15,031
I would rather share it
with a man who needs me
364
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,870
a man who is also
alone on Thanksgiving
365
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,603
because of the
stigma society attaches
366
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:22,669
to his unconventional
sexual appetites.
367
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:25,580
Get in here, you drama queen.
368
00:19:25,614 --> 00:19:28,914
Tell me, tell me, who
is this mystery man?
369
00:19:28,951 --> 00:19:31,216
Who the hell is she?
370
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:35,418
Peggy Hill, this
is my wife Claudia
371
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,450
and my little angel Brett.
372
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:42,056
You have a family
that loves you?
373
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,838
Hank Hill. Happy Thanksgiving.
374
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,572
Hank, this is Ernst.
375
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,909
I hope you're sitting down
376
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,381
for the bombshell
I am about to drop.
377
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,441
Last chance to sit.
378
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:03,214
Is this about the
smell in Peggy's hair?
379
00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:05,619
This is not about some
smell that you are imagining.
380
00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:07,520
Peggy is here with your turkey.
381
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:09,821
They are both
bruised and broken.
382
00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,885
Son of a gun!
383
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:14,522
Your mother took the turkey
and ran off to her hairdresser's.
384
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,896
You have made her
385
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:19,163
feel useless in her own house.
386
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:20,965
Now she is at my house
387
00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:23,905
laying face down in a
puddle of her own self-esteem.
388
00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:26,101
Pull her out before she drowns!
389
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,543
I breast-fed my Bobby.
390
00:20:28,577 --> 00:20:30,307
Big mistake.
391
00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:34,643
Bobby...
392
00:20:34,683 --> 00:20:35,878
I need you to do two things
393
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:38,080
I pray you'll never
have to do again.
394
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,589
Tape the Cowboys' game
395
00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:43,252
and give me an apron.
396
00:20:52,535 --> 00:20:54,060
Hello, Peggy.
397
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:56,402
I'm sorry I'm so
underdressed, Hank.
398
00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:58,965
I see you and Bobby
decided to go formal.
399
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,034
No, I sent Bobby
to the neighbors
400
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:04,274
but first, we whipped up
some of our favorite dishes.
401
00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:08,148
Happy Thanksgiving!
402
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,846
Fried pork chops?
403
00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:12,252
Frito pie with Wolf-brand chili?
404
00:21:12,288 --> 00:21:14,757
Spa-peggy with meatballs?
405
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:15,814
And a half a bottle
406
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,793
of our wedding wine.
407
00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:20,228
You don't even need
me to make spa-peggy?
408
00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:21,662
Nope, I guess not
409
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,359
but that's okay.
410
00:21:23,399 --> 00:21:24,560
I didn't marry you
411
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,035
because I need someone
to cook and clean for me.
412
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:30,471
I married you
because... you know...
413
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:34,534
you know...
414
00:21:34,577 --> 00:21:36,569
The love.
415
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:39,480
Oh, Hank!
416
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,541
Mmm, your hair
smells much better now.
417
00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:43,143
Like stuffing.
418
00:21:54,697 --> 00:21:58,634
Bobby, this is the best
Thanksgiving dinner I ever had.
419
00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:01,865
Ooh-hoo-ooh, let's
do the wishbone!
420
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,635
This is for a million dollars.
421
00:22:05,975 --> 00:22:07,739
Okay.
422
00:22:07,776 --> 00:22:10,245
I won! I won!
423
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,407
You owe me a million dollars!
424
00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:13,381
Correction:
425
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,283
You owe me a million dollars.
426
00:22:16,318 --> 00:22:19,777
I'm so sorry, Bobby,
he made me do it!
427
00:22:19,822 --> 00:22:21,586
It was all a setup.
428
00:22:22,992 --> 00:22:25,518
Boy, that cheese. Mm.