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and TWENTIETH
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Now that's one heck
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of a shoetree, Hank.
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Yup, Peggy's
birthday is coming up
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and she was hinting that
she wanted something
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"for in the bedroom."
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Bobby, get out of the street!
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Hey, get out of the road!
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♪ Yazzim pimp...
zizell... oh... ♪
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Bobby, I can't have you
disco dancing in the alley.
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People are going to think
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we didn't teach you shame.
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And I know we have.
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What is this garbage?
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It's Pimp Franklin
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and he doesn't need
your respect, Dad.
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He don't pay no man no mind.
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Get in the truck, son.
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When I was your age, we
had these things called songs.
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They were two-minute stories
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about people falling in love
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or burning down Georgia.
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But I guess Hollywood decided
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we needed more criminals
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yelling about
their ladyfriend's...
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baby place.
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Did you pick out your new album?
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Whoa, red flag, Bobby.
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I have been advised
to listen to this record.
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They put that
sticker on everything.
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It's part of the artwork.
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It entices.
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Excuse me.
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I need to use this
parental listening booth
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to screen my son's music.
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That's a great album.
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Put it back.
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This one, too.
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The Four Scores... hmm!
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Kind of sounds like The Beatles
before they went nuts in India.
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It's not the Four Scores, Dad.
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It's 4Skore!
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There's Chris, Calvin,
Cool Chris and Todd.
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♪ One ♪
♪ One ♪
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♪ Fine ♪
♪ Fine ♪
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♪ Day ♪
♪ Day ♪
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♪ God was ♪
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♪ Kicking it... in heaven. ♪
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Hey, I like this.
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It's kind of like doo-wop.
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This is the kind of music
you should be listening to.
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Okay.
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♪ Down here on earth... ♪
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Yeah, uh, I heard this
new band they got out
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4Skore.
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You talkin' 'bout that
dang ol' boy band, man.
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Talkin' 'bout prancin'
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around ol' ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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Oh, man.
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It's not like I'm
listening to them.
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You know, it's just
good music for the kids.
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If your kids like
listening to castrati.
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But they are a nice,
wholesome group.
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Of castrati, yes.
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And we can agree their
music isn't all that bad.
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Maybe even okay.
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Okay if you're a
prepubescent girl.
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Are you one of those, Hank, huh?
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A prepubescent girl?
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Would a prepubescent
girl be able to kick your ass?
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Probably.
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Dad, 4Skore just
released a block of tickets
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for their show in Houston.
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But I thought they
were all sold out.
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That's just so... wow.
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I... I'm just so happy
for you and your friends.
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Hey, Connie.
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Hey, blonde girl.
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This is Jordan, my study buddy
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from the Frontier
Learning Center.
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And this is Bobby.
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It's nice to meet you, Jordan.
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Sorry. I just got my braces.
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I'm still a little jumpy.
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I already got smacked
in the lip with a volleyball.
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I got stitches. Do
you want to see?
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Yes, I do.
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That's disgusting.
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Okay, ranking in
order of sexiness...
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Ignoring their brutal slaughter
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of Texans at the
Alamo, I say it goes
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Martin Perfecto de Cos,
Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana
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and Don Jose Urrrera.
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Why don't we make
this a tad more fun?
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Let's rank the
men on our street.
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Well, I don't normally
go for the white meat
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but number one is obvious.
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That Boomhauer
have one tight little bod.
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Well, I think Dale is second.
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Dale?
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He is unbelievably limber.
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Well, my Khan
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definitely tie for second.
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He has big-ass pompadour
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and his stomach is ripped.
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And then I guess second
tier is Hank and Bill.
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¿Escuchame?
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You think Hank is on the
same tier as Bill Dauterive?
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Well, don't get
all worked up, sug.
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We're ranking by sexy.
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Hank's a good man
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but he's too uptight to be sexy.
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I will have you know
that in the 20 years
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we have been married
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Hank has never once
forgotten my birthday
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or been late on a
mortgage payment.
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Oh, yeah, that's real sexy, sug.
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You obviously didn't find
Dale real sexy for the 15 years
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you were cheating on
him with John Redcorn.
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Oh, Lordy! We
forgot John Redcorn.
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Whoo! Oh!
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Okay, so it goes
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John Redcorn...
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Boomhauer, Khan and Dale.
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Then Bill and Hank.
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Or Hank and Bill.
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It doesn't really
matter. Whichever.
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Dad, wait up.
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I read a rumor on the Internet
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that Chris frosted his bangs.
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Dang Internet.
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They don't care
whose life they ruin.
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Dad, I'm thinking about
asking Jordan to dance.
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When, how...
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what song?
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Help me. I'm in over my head.
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Well, son, just
look her in the eye
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and say, "Would
you care to dance?"
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In my experience
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women really
respond to formality.
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Have your tickets out.
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Sir, the parents' section
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is in the skybox.
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Uh, I came to see the show.
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Trust me, sir, you want to
be in the parents' section.
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This is a boy band.
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♪ One ♪
♪ One ♪
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♪ Fine ♪
♪ Fine ♪
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♪ Day ♪
♪ Day ♪
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Hey, that's Todd.
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♪ God was kickin' it ♪
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♪ In heaven... ♪
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♪ In heaven. ♪
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That sure is some good
old-fashioned music...
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♪ I saw you walkin' round ♪
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♪ With your friend
sweeter than candy ♪
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♪ delicious and sweet... ♪
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Todd, what are you doing?
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♪ ...felt about you... ♪
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Hey! Hey!
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♪ Can I get me some of that,
can I get me some of that? ♪
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Would you care to dance?
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Sure.
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I mean, if you want to.
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♪ All over body addiction... ♪
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So you go to the
Learning Center?
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You must be crazy good at math.
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Yeah, I'm in trig.
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Hey, what about you?
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My math is just called math.
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♪ ...the equation you
plus me equals... ♪
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Dad, look!
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It worked. We're dancing.
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What?!
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Stop that!
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♪ Everybody needs contact... ♪
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♪ Uh-uh-uh. ♪
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Let me go!
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♪ The equation you
plus me equals... ♪
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♪ Equals freak friction. ♪
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Hey, guys, how was the concert?
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It was a disaster.
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I was fast dancing
with a pretty girl
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to one of my favorite songs.
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Then Dad ripped us apart.
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Hank Hill, are you so uptight
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you won't even let your
own son dance with a girl?
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They weren't dancing
like you and I dance.
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They were enjoying it.
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Lord.
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Everything now is sex, sex, sex.
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It wasn't like this
when I was growing up.
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What is going on
with our children?
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Yes, exactly.
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Do you see the way the
little girls are dressing?
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Walking around
in their tiny shirts?
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Everything right out on display.
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Where is the mystery?
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And we wonder why
men don't respect us.
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I can't picture this
horrible, awful dancing.
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Maybe I need
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for you to show me.
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Well, all right
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but this is for
informational purposes only.
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What the heck are they doing?
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Then there was this
god-awful hip shaking.
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It was like those lizards we
saw on the Discovery Channel.
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Bobby, congratulations.
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Cleaning out your brain is
now my number-one chore.
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What are you doing
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with the Teen People, Dad?
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I'm making a time capsule.
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This box is not to be
opened until you are 16.
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Good Lord, what is this
smut you're listening to?
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It's not smut.
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It's Radio Disney.
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Nudity.
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Okay, then.
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Have fun.
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Yep, kids are growing up
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way too fast
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and we have no one to
blame but the dairy council.
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They're shooting our
milk up with hormones.
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Your Christina Aguileras
and your Shakiras
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are their prototypes.
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Nice to see you again, Jordan.
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Dance with you?
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I'd love to.
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Minh, come quick!
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Redneck boy getting
busy with lawn clippings.
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Bobby!
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I'm going to show Bobby
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that teens can have fun
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without dancing
like sex perverts.
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All right, you are making Bill
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look like Pierce Brosnan.
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Hi. My name is Howard
Bronsen, Jordan's father.
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I was wondering if
you'd mind coming over
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so we can discuss
the little problem
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that happened the other night.
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About the other night
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Mr. Bronsen and
Mrs. Hilgren-Bronsen.
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I take full responsibility
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for what happened.
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I'm glad you admit
you over-reacted.
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You got a little paternal
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and ruined the kids' night.
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What? I don't think
you understand
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what the problem
was, Mr. Bronsen.
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Please, call me McB.
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Would you like an apple martini?
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Oh, well, that would be lovely.
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We used to be
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disciplinarians, but every time
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we made some
rule or set some limit
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we'd just start laughing.
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I mean, who are we kidding?
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Hair of the dog.
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Oh, you're in for a treat.
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My son makes the best 'tinis.
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Peggy, call the police.
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Michael, I'd like
you to meet the Hills.
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Call them Hank and Peggy.
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By the way, love the
glasses on you two.
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Totally geek chic.
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00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:25,227
'Sup? Hey, McB.
269
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:28,425
You missed a hell
of a party last night.
270
00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:30,228
Junior and Ray-Ray say wazzup.
271
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,632
Ooh, I love Ray-Ray.
272
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,068
Where were you, man?
273
00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:35,537
Hey, someone's got
to work around here.
274
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:38,040
Sure ain't going to be me.
275
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:42,204
You know, you really
could wear a shirt like McB's.
276
00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:45,079
We prefer it if
Michael drinks at home
277
00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:47,174
where we know he's safe
278
00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:48,684
and when he gets really buzzed
279
00:12:48,718 --> 00:12:51,483
you should see him
play Pictionary... it's a riot.
280
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,490
You know, it's
not too late for you
281
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,492
to have this kind of
relationship with Bobby.
282
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,493
Yes, it is.
283
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,688
Hank, all you got to
do is be Bobby's friend.
284
00:12:58,728 --> 00:13:01,254
If not, who is he going to
turn to when he's in trouble?
285
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:02,856
He won't even need to turn.
286
00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:04,595
We'll be right there— bam!
287
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,432
In his face with a brick wall
288
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:09,200
of rules, limitations
and discipline.
289
00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:10,604
My parents were a wall.
290
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,077
I want to be a door that
leads to a world of experiences.
291
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,442
Well, what kind of...?
292
00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:16,207
You know, I think
293
00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:18,180
we are all saying
the same thing here.
294
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,512
No, we're not.
295
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,313
Nothing they say
makes any sense.
296
00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:23,183
Look, the kids
really like each other.
297
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,688
I know. Why don't
we all take them out.
298
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,054
Together.
299
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:27,989
Hey, there's a great...
300
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,515
I'm picking the place.
301
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,332
This place is so uncool.
302
00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:48,175
Jan and Tad freaking
Shaw. Get down.
303
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:49,679
Nancy? McB?
304
00:13:49,712 --> 00:13:53,649
What are you doing
in an ice cream parlor?
305
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:54,742
I mean, we're just here
306
00:13:54,784 --> 00:13:56,309
so Tad can use the toilet.
307
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,411
Go ahead, honey.
308
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:58,819
Our kids are on a date.
309
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,187
Were chaperoning.
310
00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:02,055
Chaperoning.
311
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,821
Nice job, Ronald Reagan.
312
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,453
Hey, don't call me that.
313
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:07,259
Yeah, don't call him that.
314
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:09,128
Oh, this must be
315
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,100
so humiliating for Jordan.
316
00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:13,569
My Serena is getting
ready for her limo ride
317
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,596
with her high school
friends. Sophomores.
318
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,608
We were saving up
to rent Jordan a limo
319
00:14:18,641 --> 00:14:19,609
for her birthday,
320
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:23,272
but she thought it
was a little played out.
321
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:24,280
She wants a slumber party.
322
00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:25,281
A slumber party.
323
00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:26,441
Good old-fashioned favorite.
324
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:30,249
With all the girls
and boys in her class.
325
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,584
That's very progressive.
326
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,783
I think maybe
we'll let Serena go.
327
00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:37,089
Well, that was so exciting.
328
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,561
I did not know what
was going to come next.
329
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:40,563
I know Jordan would love it
330
00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:42,565
if Bobby could come
to her slumber party.
331
00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:43,725
We'll be serving tapas.
332
00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:49,728
No. No gotdang way
is he going to that party.
333
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,909
Oh, come on, Hank.
334
00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,207
The Bronsens will be there
335
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,543
and this is Bobby's chance
336
00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,049
to hang out with the cool
kids from the Learning Center.
337
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,450
It would be more like an
overnight study session.
338
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,646
Nice one, Mom.
339
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:04,847
No.
340
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,685
Did you even see how cool
those other parents were? Huh?
341
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:12,320
They looked like
Chandler and Monica
342
00:15:12,361 --> 00:15:13,420
and look at us.
343
00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:15,625
Andy Griffith and
Aunt freaking Bea!
344
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,065
And it's all your fault.
345
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,069
I cannot believe
you're not letting him go.
346
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:21,094
We never get to have any
fun when you're around!
347
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,105
We hate you!
348
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,106
Yeah.
349
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:26,940
Happy birthday, Jordan.
350
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:28,945
I'm sorry I can't
come to your party
351
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:31,413
but you know how
it is with parents.
352
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:36,147
Oh, wait... you don't,
'cause yours are fun.
353
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,153
Bye.
354
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,654
Yeah, I treat you so bad
355
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,020
with all the food I give you
356
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:43,891
and the roof I put over
your head so nicely.
357
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:45,690
I wish I could drive you, Bobby
358
00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:48,630
but you know, you really
don't need anyone to drive you
359
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:50,997
since it's only four stops
on the Number Two bus
360
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:58,634
which leaves at
7:12, 7:18 and 7:40.
361
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:05,104
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
362
00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:09,274
Boys and girls are
sleeping in the same room?
363
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,719
You got the little blue ones?
364
00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:13,779
I love those.
365
00:16:13,823 --> 00:16:14,688
Oh, man.
366
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,090
It's Serena Shaw from Frontier.
367
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,356
Hey, Connie.
368
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,522
Nice necklace. Wow.
369
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,055
Thanks. You can have it.
370
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:25,000
And you are...
371
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,297
Bobby Hill.
372
00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,099
Oh, Jordan's new friend.
373
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,231
Well, I'll make
sure you and Jordan
374
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:33,072
have a lot of fun tonight.
375
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,010
I'm a good kid!
376
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:36,244
Okay. we're off to the movies.
377
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:39,408
Don't worry, we'll be back late.
378
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:42,885
Uh, we'll make sure to honk
379
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,855
so we don't interrupt anything.
380
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:48,153
You're the coolest, McB.
381
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,717
Okay, the game is called
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
382
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,457
The closet will be
heaven, I will be God.
383
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:56,227
Someone grab a timer.
384
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:03,168
My God, they're really leaving.
385
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:07,166
Is there a phone number
where we can reach you?!
386
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,607
How long have
they been in there?
387
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,043
Four minutes.
388
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:43,876
I hope they have enough air.
389
00:17:43,913 --> 00:17:45,779
I don't hear the
sounds of ecstasy.
390
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,684
Dude, lick your
hand and spank her!
391
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:52,450
Do you have enough air?!
392
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,356
I want to go home.
393
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,620
All right, who's next?
394
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:02,599
Who's ready for some contact?
395
00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:05,295
Interesting, the birthday girl.
396
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,302
Looks like Jordan
397
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,169
is getting her first
birthday present from...
398
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,731
Bobby Hill.
399
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:13,675
Um...
400
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:17,373
Bobby and I just met each other.
401
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:20,008
If we move too fast,
isn't it going to ruin it?
402
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:22,678
I mean, we haven't
even talked online yet.
403
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:25,711
I like him, at least
I think I like him.
404
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,623
I know he can freak
and he likes ice cream.
405
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:30,854
I don't know if that's enough.
406
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:33,727
Well, you've got seven
minutes to get to know him.
407
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:40,868
Bobby
408
00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:45,307
I rented a square dance video
409
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:52,305
and we're going to
watch it as a family.
410
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,316
Bobby?
411
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,908
You sure have a lot of coats.
412
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:58,045
I know! Let's look
in all the pockets.
413
00:18:58,087 --> 00:18:59,521
Come on, Bobby.
414
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,956
We don't have much time.
415
00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:04,153
Do you got any pets?
416
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:05,193
An old dog.
417
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,388
What's your favorite food?
418
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:07,429
Pork pockets.
419
00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:08,658
Ham or pepperoni?
420
00:19:08,698 --> 00:19:10,098
Ooh, that's a toughie.
421
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,191
I got to think about it.
422
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:11,996
Bobby!
423
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:13,229
Ham! No, pepperoni.
424
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:14,134
No! Ham.
425
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:17,299
There.
426
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,340
I like you.
427
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,843
Throw out some clothes!
428
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:21,775
Woo-hoo!
429
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:22,938
I've got a sock.
430
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,879
That's as far as
I'm willing to go.
431
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,041
Shirt! Shirt!
432
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,710
A sock? Are you crazy?
433
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,582
A sock isn't good enough.
434
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:34,454
Shirt! Shirt! Shirt!
435
00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:40,220
Oh, thank God.
436
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,595
You are busted, mister.
437
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,063
I don't know what
you're wooing for.
438
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,266
You're all busted.
439
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:50,671
Where are the Bronsens?
440
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,470
They went to the movies.
441
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,773
When did your parents say
they were going to be back?
442
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,779
45 minutes.
443
00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:00,509
You guys got a game shelf?
444
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:03,519
While we're waiting for
your parents to get here
445
00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:05,521
we're going to
play a little game
446
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,523
I used to play when
I was your age.
447
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:12,688
No way am I playing Pin
the Tail on the Donkey.
448
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:15,357
This is the saddest party
that I've ever been to.
449
00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:17,367
Well, I think we have
our first contestant.
450
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,368
Hey... no.
451
00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:19,733
Wh-what are you doing?
452
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:20,769
Wait, listen, uh...
453
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,237
Wait, where are you guys?
454
00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:31,179
I can't believe
Hank Hill so uptight
455
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:33,148
he ruin little girl's
birthday party.
456
00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,878
Thank God he
showed up when he did
457
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,517
or I might be stuck
in a closet right now
458
00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:41,081
getting felt up by Clark Peters.
459
00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,991
What? That little
booger-nose creep?
460
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:46,894
So, Hank really came in
here and took control, huh?
461
00:20:46,929 --> 00:20:48,363
He crack a whip.
462
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,423
He really is sort of
sweet with the kids.
463
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,059
Just like a big ol' gummi bear.
464
00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:53,069
All right, I'm coming around.
465
00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:55,196
Hank Hill pretty sexy.
466
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:59,265
Yeah, but not as
sexy as Boomhauer.
467
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:01,038
Mmm, that Boomhauer.
468
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:07,038
How much longer
do we have to stay?
469
00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:09,051
We can leave as
soon as the blacksmith
470
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,347
finishes my belt buckle.
471
00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:12,321
So, um, in the closet...
472
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:16,689
I was going to
kiss you, obviously
473
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:22,323
but my dang dad came in and,
uh, put a damper on my situation.
474
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,765
So I'm just...
475
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,065
Nuh-uh.
476
00:21:27,102 --> 00:21:28,070
None of that.
477
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,071
Yes, sir.
478
00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:34,509
Nope, nope, none of, uh...
479
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,670
well, I guess that's okay.
480
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,375
Animals!
481
00:21:39,415 --> 00:21:45,321
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482
00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:15,073
Todd, what are you doing?